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Conga rats dance in line towards annipuss, calicocoa and Madamz – who will be teh furst to join dem on deir way to teh ty bootique? Stay tunaed! Njooos at elebenty!
good morning Annipuss and upfi!
* rolls in tea trolly*
*offurs omletts*
yum – nomlets!
Ryte yu ar! Yu bettuhr biiliivzit!
aaaawwww………….. YES YES!
furr evur endeavur
(inna TTI, dat’s “endeavourr.”)
In TTI, a TTI is a Travelling Ticket Inspector!
ohai annipuss, nd fanx foar th Ingerlish lessum. Ai thingkin tht TTI wur Tittanyk’s prawblym: Too Tall Iceberg. Oar teh cayk facturee: Taysty Thick Icing! Oar???
Liv adn lurn!
Akchoolee day haz chaynjed frum TTIs to Revenue Inspectors – lossa peel trye to trabel wivowt payin fur teh rite tikkit an cost teh bus an trane serbissis miilyuns uv munneez.
too tall iceberg …. snerk! elebenty @
Absolutee. And alwayz and All Wayz!!
ohai madamz! nawt shur wethr ai’z acquaynted wiht yu yett?
conga ratz foar ourr freeway ty!
fur mii, quicklee tripply tu teh taebo tea ‘k, den bedd heer. vurry layt in teh caly4mya.
nitey-nite!
K, in dis case – mai littlol accident, let me show u it….
{{{{{Annipuss}}}}}
Ai is bettur 2day! Ai is at work (nawt pleh)! Hooray!
Dat’s gud nyooz! Pleh – DO NOT WANT!
Furrever be such a long taim…
Wut a anxshoes faice!!! Hoo cud sai noe tu dat faice?
mournful kitteh is teh cuootist sad fing ai’v evar seen! of cours we luv yu kitteh, yur wunnerful.
I probis ot lub u furever nad ever. U gots da furrever home. Doan worrie.
SPLORT!1!
ov kors, kitteh. how kud ai knot lub u?
ur floof b maeded 4 snorgles.
*hed asplodes frum teh kyoot*
*fallz down mostlee ded*
resist…ai kannot.
*pok*
uz ok? O_o
I mint *poke* u_u
*weeklee waves teh paw*
yesss…ai b ok…aifinkso…
oh deer…
**rushes to find the ccc-kart – must be rembembering evrifing**
**scoops brainfire brain up and rinses it in spring water – adds a littol champain for gud bubbly mesure*
** puts it back and klozes head wif pritty pritty duckytaip – wif ducks on…***
** fasten gogglus – must not forget gogglus – really well**
** packs brainfire in nice floofy cheezeland blankie and gives cup of hot chocklit wif bailyes in and som possum chocklits***
** leads brainfier to kwiet cornur of the room***
There – all well??
whew!1! fanks 4 teh saving ov meh.
teh kyoot oberpwnd mai braynebone.
teh ducktaip helpz lotz.
sew duz teh hot choklit.
*sips teh hot choklit. eatz teh possum choklits*
way mo betterer nao. u teh bestest, neenepus!
Who could say no to that face!?
so true
Splort! Hurry up Ai haz uh state test tudai!
oh noes – another splort……
**rushes to find the ccc-kart – must be rembembering evrifing**
**scoops plasticats brain up and rinses it in spring water – adds a littol champain for gud bubbly mesure*
** puts it back and klozes head wif pritty pritty duckytaip – wif ducks on…***
** fasten gogglus – must not forget gogglus – really well**
** packs plasticat in nice floofy cheezeland blankie and gives cup of hot chocklit wif bailyes in and som possum chocklits***
** leads brainfier to kwiet cornur of the room – nekst to Brainfire***
** Gives PC an eggstra large possum chocklit tu rekuvr kwikly… **
There – all well??
fanx! ONOEZ, Teh kowntdoan haff beegunnn!
Ai must leev at 1:14 cheeztiem nda arown 2 am cheeztiem Ai will bi biggining teh Test ob teh state….
Ai haet state tests……
Gude luck!!!!! i bet u’ll dew grate!
Why you call me drooler?
Furever un bak agin!!
*sniffle, smiol*
ohh poor littul kitteh. Ob course I luvs u forevah.
yesh! nao c’mere n lemme cleen off ur chin, wype dem teers n off u goez 2 play wif fuzzy toys wile i read teh newspapr n getz all teery myseff abt teh GRATE noo president! so smart! so good! wai duzzent he want a cat?
Dis puzzld meh 2… foar sumwon so wundaful, wai a goggy nawt a kitteh!!??!!
Aifinkso his dotters be allerjik to teh kittehs.
ohai … shuldn’t yu be werkin???
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NotYerMommeh
xP
hah! shudn’t U b werkin?
she started it, no she started it…
what’s going on up there?
no-thing, mom!
Ai shud b werkin…
*snort* We shuld AWL prolly be wurkin! *runsaway fast*
Ai triez 2 multitashk, but ICHC awlwayz winz!!!
It shud be called,
I Can Has Cheezburger Addickshun?
OK, gurls. Nao settle down! No sister-skwabblin on ICHC!
Itz gud to see BOTH of teh smalls!
Ohai Gremlin-
I didnot started it neether!
*picks up spoon with cheerios … and milk innit*
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.
.
i’m wa-a-a-i-i-i-ting!
narf xD
do u want 2 go heer? ai had creems uv weet wif frozn blooberries 4 bkfst… i.e. bloo ammunomtion…
*blooberry on spoon*
o wate, teh cheezpeeps iz watchin, must resist, must set gud exampl… r noo prez xpects better uv us…
darnit, was easier wehn xpectashuns was lower…
*ghost of sumthing bumps beSmall’s arm*
*B-Bomb goes flying*
this iz war!
splat-a-tat-a-tat go the cheerios
onoes! incoming!
*ducks*
woopsie. sry Gremlin – yer swetter iz vry pretty with the pretty blue … … things.
*runs an hides to reload*
*kayrfully brushes bloo things orf*
Note to self: stay owt uv teh middel when both smalls is arownd!
hrhrhr
i’ll let you know b4 it get RILLY bad
;-}
Aifink Ai heered dat dere aer allerjee prollems wiv cats an wun uv teh prezidint’s chillun.
Ahai annipuss!!
*offurs url grey tee in chyna cup wiv slyce uv lemun*
Mebeh wez furgiv dem in dat cays.
Oh yes, mah beluvved kitteh. Deeper than teh ocean. Higher than teh mowntins. Until teh end uv tyme.
And nao, go and wayt for me at owr fayvrit chayr. I will be along with a warm blankee and a hot cuppa in a minnit. And then we will snorgle to owr hartz content! Obviously we needs sum “kitteh tyme.” Will do us both sum good, ifinkso!
Of course. I promise to love my furever kittehs and give them the security of a home for as long as they live. And I promise to love my foster kitteh and give her a home until we find a loving family to luv her forever and ever. And if something happens and my foster kitteh has to be returned by her adoptive family, I promise to keep my home open to her whenever she needs it for however long she needs it.
{Alverant} Yor foster kitteh is wun lukky liddel behbeh!
Yoo iz a heero, Alverant.
Pleez noze dat.
furever!
Bud it REELY wasnut mee dis tiem. Was goggie! Ai swears!!!
sum hoomin beh berry lucky tew hab a kitteh look at him or hur like dis…
Foreber an eber, anom.
Wit exstra luv! Yes!!!1!!1!
(Snorgles kitteh)
Tis a preshus pichure und a preschus catcapshun! Kudos to bof! *snorgles kitteh til kitteh is warum und sleepiez*
Ai lub yoo lawng tiem? Noze! Ai lubz yoo furr EBBER. Das wai dis yur furebber hom!!!!
*snorgle*
Ah wil lubs u ferebber an eben wipes da nassy awf ur chin.
Holy cizow – This cat is identical to mine…
mine too! even the eye color and the spot under her mouth. what kind of cat is this?
Yiss yiss yiss wif continual cuddulings and kissings on teh pinky nose, when you wants tehm.
And still lovings wif not cuddlings and kissings when yu dont wants them.
even when im done instating catmunnist purrussia? -lenincat
Yesh yesh yesh lub ya 4 eva and eva! *SPLORT* <33333333333333
O Kitteh, wye yuu hasta akx me such a fing?
Ai gibbs yuu elebentey snorgles adn shmoos eech daiy;
Adn awl teh guusheyfuud yuu wuntez tuu eet;
Yuu geyts soe menney hedbonks, kuddles, adn tummy rubbs taht yuu geyts tyred ov thems, adn yuu geddup adn waulk awaiy;
Adn yuu sleap awn mai bed wif yuur oawn speshul pillowe;
Yuu haz awl teh newist kitteh tois; teh howse bees jes littured wif thems awl lyeing arownd onna floar;
Yuu haz yuur verree oawn spaut awn teh winnow-syll ware yuu sittez adn wautchez teh burdeez at yuur leeshure;
Adn yuu ebben haz plaiy-daytes wif teh kitteh nexxt doar;
Yuu ebben haz a speshul kan-opinur wif a kitteh logo onnit taht Ai uuse tuu opin yuur favrite brandd ov tunah;
Butt, Yesh: Ai luuves yuu tihs muches:
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How can you NOT love that sweet little face?
You can’t help to just want to sqeeze that kitteh and make him feel loved. :3
*squishee luvz*
(kitteh sez) ” air. . . air. . . 2 much luvz. . . needz air. . . . “
Lemme sleeps on it.. Ai givs u an anser in da mornin
Meatloaf ref FTW!!! Pair a dyce by teh Dashbord Lite!
ohh that kitty is so cute, remides me of puss in boots from shrek
sure kittie
poor kittie
a bit of christian bale
awww!!! dear little kitty!
YES!!!
YES! Me luv u long time, me luv u 4ever!!