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WEEE! WANT!
tehy is goig to have to restork teh CCC after this juan
Baby kitty. DO WANT NOW.
skweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!
bebbeh kitteh!
*adds moar duck tayp tew mummee-laik rapp on hedd*
pinkee pinkee dans dans dansss
sweep tite, wittle cutie!
Ai sukks it. It haz a imajinaree flvr.
Oh …. an *kasplort*
i kumz tu helpifying u, nightshayde!!
*runz, runz, runz tu git deh CCC.
I b rite bak.
*drag, drag, drag deh CCC bak tu NS.
*rummij, rummij, rummij
.
I sweeping up ur braynez intu a nice liddlol piyle.
Wut shud I washing dem wif??
O luk! i fownded sum leftober sham paynez.
rinsy rinsy in deh bubblee shampperz!!
Now I tuk dem gently bak intu ur hed.
Adn dukk tayping deh brayium bonez bak in plais.
Lesseee, wut kinda CHRG tu putting on??
Oh, uv korse, deh Hello Kitty CHRG!!!
*tug, tug, tug, it on.
*SNAP!!!
ooopz sry bowt dat!
Ok u b awl bedder now, u just laying heer awl tukked up in dis blankee and sip ur koko. U b fine in a bit…… but no lukking at deh sleepee babey kitteh!!!
*sips koko*
*finkz hur brayne feelz espeshlee bubblee tonite*
…
Fanks fur teh halpifying, yer majistee!
*weaklee raises paw*
…
Um … ai can haz a choklit possum, plz? *givs hopeful luuk*
*Springz bak up fred and depozitz chokkee possum in NSz waiting handz.
*nibblols choklit possum*
*sips koko*
Fanks, yer majistee!!!
Ohai cweenmj. Aifinkso barboid had teh bad splort down belo… wuz so bad teh L gotted owt!!!
tanks fur notising me. {{{west river rat}}}
Wat, it taystes lyke der skware ruut ob -1?
jd mahthamattyx WIN!!!
Math rulez!!!
not teh skware ruut ob -1 but teh skware ruut ob 7
i likez teh number seven itz teh highest singul didget prime number i fink
Awwww! SPLORT!
OH noes! Noone rescues splort victims!
*puts on i protectib goggle tew protect is from kute*
*grabs CCC*
*Gently scoops brains wif a trowl*
*puts brains in cranium*
*duckee tapes headz*
Heer a blankie, some protectib goggles, an some hot chocolate wif a chocolate
opossum.
Remember, when lookin at estreme kyoot pictures, always wear dese *points at protectib goggles*. Hoffa Niec day plz!
Well dun, iffn dis was ur bery nawt-sekkung reskew mishon! U did bery well! Ai noes ai saved u bery belaytedly teh other day, ai hopes u is well!
Ohnoes rhsb, nd jist aftur yur burfday! Otay, ai haz onlee dunned wun of tehse befoar, but ai traies…
*Getz teh CCC nd runz to wheer rhsb is*
Omai, lookit orl teh braynes.
*scupie scupie up orl teh braynes*
*warsh teh braynes wib spring wartur*
*tukky tukky teh naice cleen braynes bak into hed*
*rappy rappy hed wib dukky taype (wib pikturs of dukkies on it)*
*applais CHRG (wdoi) nd adz egstry dukky taep to be rilly sekuer*
*rapps rhsb in naice floofy blanky wib pikturs of yewknicorms nd rayneboz on*
*gibs rhsb a cup of hot koko nd a choklit possum*
Yew git lotzuf rest nao, otay?
hay kimkiwi how u been i nawt been around tew much in teh last few weeks
ohai rhsb, ai haz bin buzee maeking shur all teh ickscaped YNGs waz bak in teh NB, nd orl klween nd shiney, for yore burfdae partee. (Ai waz laet fore teh partee butt (snikr) ai has gibbed yew a pwesent – it iz on teh partee piktur.
*luks coy*
Ai hoeps yew liek it.
Ohnoes, ai reeded teh rong naem nd finked yew was rhsb!!!! Me has teh bigg sowweess nd teh imbrasmint!
Ai is gud noozilander. Hao iz yew?
i iz gud i hopez i still Noozilander :S i got mai exam results teh oter day dey was nawt tew bad fizzicks nawt gud tho fizzicks be hard
hmmm…just add a bloo blankie, adn yoo has Linus frum Peanuts!
(yoo knoe, teh comix strip?)
awww that wud be sew kyoot
ai knoe, rite?
my bloo blankie! gib me my bloo blankie!
Iz nawt Ur bloo blankie inna wash. U can haz mai cheezpeeps blankie until Ur bloo blankie iz outta teh dryer masheen.
*sigh* hao manee tiems duz ai has tew sai dis? dat nawt teh driiyurr masheen….dat wuz mai tyme masheen!…..awltho iz nawt werkin rite nao…
ur bloo blankee iz lost in tyme kitteh we iz sowwy
u iz still da cutest wifout it tho lil bebeh
“I’m sorree, ai’m a littel newrawtic”
Producers ref FTW!!!
ai iz friuum teh future:an ai predicactes minny mor splortations frm teh kyoot! Will wun ub dey be DK?
wud wun ob dem bee mii? iz teh waturrz wet? arre sum orinjez poysin?
huh??
wuterz iz wet? omg i neber new!
did yew use DraconicKittehs tyme Dryer machine?
its awl shinee inside ooo shiny
so kyooot head sporting….
Wheeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *slidee down deh fred agin.
.
Sry I missinged u deh furst time frew!!
.
sweepingz up deh braynz and rinsing dem in moar sham paynez
Adn now tukking dem in and dukk tayping deh hed bonez.
Ooooo. U gitz a perdee green bavving cap wif pink flamingoz on it. Adn a matching blankee!!!
Heerz a nice hot cuppa koko fur u and chokklit possum, tu!!
u rest a bit. and no peeking at deh babeh till u b fulle rekubbered!!!
ahhhh. tank u mai laydee! i feel much betur nao. i go bak slee…..zzzzzzzz.
wut?? /wut/???
it sed dat dis lol had no cawmints yet, den wen ai supmit mai cawmint, dere arre cawmints frum too minutez ago?? ai just klikked awn dis wun!
*grumblolz at stoopy WP*
Pssst. Tiem Travel — we haz it.
You have to type short things.
dat /wuz/ showrt….furr meh, at leest….
sumwun typed almowst a whoole chapter uf a storee as tawp post sew u gutta mebbeh save somting in wurdpad furst
sumtiemz it taikz 20 minutzz ub dat wif sevrul peepulz commintz awl tangul up.
*BWEEP BWEEP BWEEP*
)
DIS IZ A SAEFTEE WARNING!!! PLZ TO PUTTIN ON YER CHRG (w/doi), 50’s STYLE BAVVING CAP, OR UVVER PROTEKTIV DEVICE RITE AWAI!!!!
….
SPLORT WARNING LEBEL ELEBENTY!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!! DIS IZ NAWT A DRILL (duh – itz a bebbeh kitteh
Babeh sleepin unner floofy blankey– oh, this is gonna be a long nite at the CCC ward.
ok i got chrg an swimming cap an ducky tape u fink itz safe tew luk?
Heer – put on deez gogglols, jus to mayking shur.
*handz Noozilander sum protektiv gogglols*
ooh is veery cyoot is liek mai bebeh kitteh
hugs big 3 yer old bebeh
Mebbee U shuld put awn teh jjgg googlols!!
It cant b that bad… I just fixed a splort viktim.. not so bad. Medium siez splort. i’m sure if i take off my goggles for just a bit…..
Augh! must… contain… brains…. ” SPLOOOOOOOORT”
deez brains been hir awhile, aifinkso….*scoops into pile, tips pile into bone box, silver duct tape and a warm blankie* still, it mai take tiem fur dis wun tew recubber…OH NOE ai nebber rinsing dem brains!!*pours champane into left ear, watches it dran from left ear, runs away* wit da kwickniss
no cocoa? no possum? :’( it wil b a wile 4 meh to recubber
Haz teh koko wif teh whippee creems adn spinklols. Out ub possums. U can haz teh chokklit platypuss wif razzberri fillings.
Yummee! i likez teh razzberri fillings! hmmm… where my CHRG?
Ah, there it iz…
goggls bak on, razzberri platypuss in hand, chrg on head… sippin de koko…
oh yes
dukky tape prepared!
Nao… observin teh kyootness!
Spleeeeee!
ai wuz afeared ub teh looooooong tyme yew wuz owt…
Nebbermynd teh rigguler CHRG…Ai iz gettin owt teh steel kinstrukshun halmitt wif teh ledder strayps! Dis iz eendustreeyul strenf kyootniss…
=^..^=
Awww… it’s an epic cute!
dis lukks liek my kitteh wen he was bebeh, only floofier mai kitteh used to climb under da sheets of da bed while we was makin it and sleep there. he’d later poke his liddul hed out and giv a big yawn
deh ‘majinary fingz iz awlwayz bedder dan deh fur reel stuffz.
Aint dat da trufe?!! {{{{{ schmooz, mai cween}}}}}}
Hi dere Lady Mondegrene!! It b so gud tu seeing ur spikee shoo!!
{{{{{Lady M}}}}}
ai mus sai ai am speshully fond ob dat shuuuu maiself!!
Wel ub cors yu du. ai em da stylich pursawnifyd. Iz gud tu se yu bofe heer.
wen duz u git ur noo kitty, jamamamamamammaa???????
ai goes tew orygun on furzdai nite an piks her up on friedegg!!
I bet u b egg sited…
Wair in Orygun??
Albany……….. nawt too far……… ai hopes teh kitteh nawt get too upsetted in teh car.
ai buyed her a speshul car carrier fing
http://www.sturdiproducts.com/4111/xcart/product.php?productid=76&cat=21&page=1
den wen we gets home her can “hide” init an feel safe aifinkso
Dat lukz kool!! Dat will b kwite a ride!!
google sez it b 3 owerz adn 40 minz.
ai thot tew maiself dat noooo kitteh needed sumfin wif a “noootral” smell cuz her is gunna haz teh mamakitty scent awl ober teh house here…..
by time ai gets to portland will be around rush hour so ai think it mite take a liddel longer…….. a rode trip….. ai lubs it!!
gud thinking bowt deh newtral odor…. don’t
wanna skeer her rite off deh bat.
.
rode trip, gud; rush ower, bad.
*luks behind door……….no bat der
luks inna baffrum………..nope, no bat
nope, no bats tew skeer her off ob*
Did U luk where U keep the plates? The mans awn TeeBee sez teh man at teh platez is howlding teh hawt bats.
Dreamland Express, sleepin car
luckee! heez gots imingary fums!
SPLORT!
Wheeeeee!!!!!! *Sliding down deh thred tu deh gammacat splort!!
.
*Sweepee, sweepee, sweeepee, rinsy rinsy, rinsy rinsy!!
Now I tuk ur braynez bak in deh braynial cabbity and *tug, tug* pull on a nice CHRG wif deh pritty possum facez.
Heerz a kuppa hot chokklit and a chokklit possum tu aid deh recubbery. Lie heer under dis floofee blankee and u will beeing finez.
thanks mai cween!
**snuggles under blankee and sips hot chokklit**
mmmm, nommy!
ai knew dk wuz gonna
*sigh*
*lukkz upp att piktshurr tew trii tew bee moar happee, rathurr than beeink madd att WP*
uh oh….iz….tew….kyoot……..
*SPLORT*
Whooop!!!! anuzzer splort!!!!
.
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!
*Sliding down deh thred tu deh Draconic Kitteh splort!!
.
OOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo Dragon-like braynez!!! Dey eben haz skalez!!
Sweepee berry keerfully tu avoid gitting spiked!!!
Putting dem in a big colander and spraying it wif deh seltzer bottlol!
*Spray!!! spritz!!! spray!!!
*tuk dem bak in deh hed, and pull on a CHRG.
Ouch!!! I got spiked!!
Ok. itz awl rite now.
Tukking u up inna flooffee blankee wud b like velcro tu deh spikee skalez. I think i skip dat step. Heerz a cuppa koko!! u resting now, ‘k?
Duz yew need a bandij fur dat spiek woond, yer majistee?
I kan haz Hello Kitty band aid?????
**runs up to cweenmj wif assortment of hello kitty band aids**
Which band aids would you like?
ai still haz sum!!
Dis wun b fine. *takez deh glow in deh dark wun.
*tryz tu opun it wun handed wyle holding deh owie hand owt uv deh way.
.
Oh, kwap!!
*tryz biting it opun.
*gitz deh bandaid owt uv deh rapper and
*startz trying tu pulling deh tabz off.
**bitez tab wif toofez and yankz it off.
*Band aid stikkifyez itself tu deh elbone.
Oh, kwap!!
*blud still dripping….
Sit bak, cweenmj — ai wuz an Ee-em-tee wunse upon a tiem.
*jentlee appliez pressure to teh woond wif a gauze bandij*
Heer, yer majistee — plz to hold dis rite heer for a momint … just keep pressure onnit.
*opuns anudder glow in deh dark Hello Kitty bandij*
Ooooh — dis iz teh kyoot!
*jentlee applies bandij ober teh gauze*
*yoozez bebbeh wiep to cleen up teh blud dat dripped down cweenmj’s arm*
Oh, tankz!! Dat lukkz prittee!!!
*sip, sip, sip.
WRr gabe mii a nice glass uv dom pear in yoom!!!
Iz berry gud!!!
Wanna sip???
*dukks hed, slinkz awff tew cornurr*
ai sawree yoo got yur fingurr awl cutt upp ‘cuz ob mee…..
*has a sad*
Dont haz a sad!! it b awl bedder noaw!!!
yoo shure?
*sip, sip.
Ya, see?? i gotted it awl fixt up adn b sipping deh
dom pairee yon. Life iz sweet!!
‘nkai den….
Naaah, Draconic, dunt be sad. It taykes awl kinds of kitteh to mayke a wurld, even draconick wuns. And better to be spiked dan to be splorted cos iffn effurywun splorts, who will cum to teh reskew wif teh CCC? But a spike wound, nao, dat’s diffrunt. So don’t worry, we lubs u spikes and scales and awl. K?
*gently pats Draconic Kitteh’s back wif special purtecktive glove*
She gotted tendur luvvin caer + a Hello Kitty bandij owt uv it — donut worry abowt hur, Draconic Kitteh.
aww…floofee blankee iz floofeh….huh….waet…sines wen has ai bin spiekee?
*lukkz at skaels* weerd…dey wuz smooth yesturrdai…
Aifinkso iz teh effects of teh splort. dey be back Tu normal inna littlol bit.
butt….mai skaelz nawt went awl spiekee awn urliurr splorts……
mebbe wuz ‘cuz ai wuz still a bitt angree at stoopy WP…
*nod nod* Dat wuz problee it. Or mebbe teh skaels iz smoov wen yew pets dem wun direkshun & spiekee wen yew petz dem teh otter direkshun?
ai dunno…..manee ob dem has nawt cameded bakk frum wen ai losteded dem….
ai new ot!
Awwwww
Uh oh, fergotted mai pertektiv hedgeer!
ARGH!
*SPLORT*
Anuzzer Splort????
.
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!
.
Diz b wun biiiiiiig splort.
*gitz owt deh skoop shuvvel.
*Skoopz up deh braynz adn rinzez dem wif deh seltzer bottlol!
Spray, spritz, slosh!
Now i just tuk em bak in and pull deh VHRG on tite….
luk at dat, u b luking like a fashun model wif deh littlol finnerz waving in deh breeze like dat!!
it b oat koe tur fur shur!!!
Hab a floofee babeh chikkee blankee and a hot koko and a chokklit possum tu enshur deh kumpleet rekubbery!!
Here cweenmj, U haz been so buzzee wif teh splorts aifinkso U needz teh break.
* opens teh gnu’s bottlol of dom preignom. pours teh glass of sham pangs fur teh cweenmj adn teh gnu. sets teh rest to chill in the CCC for further splortings. *
*raizez glass
Cheez!!
Thankz WRr
Ohai, cweenmj!
Jack cawllz in ayr drawp
ubz lawtza CHRGz,
ekkstra strawng Dukkt Tayp,
ekksta Bunjee Coardz,
Iee Bryte and Urll Gray Teez andz
noo’ Brayee~Ak~Vakk’
Also sendz lawtza
Froazinn Milkee Wayz. Hurshee
Bawrz wiff beeg awllmundz!
Jack.
Oh Yay!!!! Dat b awsum Jack!! Fank u sew muchez!!! I feel onnerd tu gitting a pome. Schmooooz!!
O, tankQ mai cween… *rests wiv her ais clozd so she duzzent luk agin and splort all ober agin….
Fumb? Chek.
Blankit? Chek.
Sekyuritee: I haz it.
Sweep Dweems? On their wai.
Wif awl da splortin, dat be furr shur
Kyootness??: Chek, chek, adn dubble chek!!
Awww…
So cute…
*clings to Cheezfriends blankie and….
SPLORT!!!!
splort Splort SPLORT!!!!!1!1
HALP!
Ohai, Catslave andz Kitteh_Kat_Celia!
Fyndz ‘Braynee~Ak~Vakk
and sukkz up gray matturz. Den
poarz back n2 heddz.
Catslave’z braynz goez in
Catslave’z hedd. Buddur~fly type
Band Aydz make prittee
Fixez K_K_Cz
hedd up awll prittee. Pullz noo
CHRGz tyte!
U wantz Dukkt Tayp oarz
Bunjee Coardz? Raps, rapz, rapz tyte.
Addz Bunjee Coardz 2
Habz Iee Bryte oarz Urll
Gray Tee. Awllso habz Froazin
Millkee wayz 2 Nomz
Awllso habz Floofee
Blankittz 2 cuddillz up awllz
cuddlee wawrm insyde!
Jack.
ojack, yew did sush a gud jawb!
Iz no imajinary! Kittehs haz fiev feengers en dey sumtiemz suck dey fum.
**flies in wile pewter wurkin**
Onose!! splortz eberreewhere! Kitteh_kat_Celia an catslave, hold awn!!
**sweepz braynes up, trys to sort owt hoos iz hoos,**
**rinsiz too pylez ov braynez wif sparklee waddur, oooo, sparkleez**
**packs (ai hopez) curreck braynes intew curreck brayne cabitees**
**rappee rappee rappee wif purtee bloo duckkee tapye**
**fitz CHRG ober hed, fitz CHRG ober odder hed**
**raps moar dukkeee taype arownd dere on boff**
**leds bictums tew teh cowch, wraps boff in purdee blankeez dat sai ‘happee burfai rhsb’
**Gibs bictums hawt chokklit wif katlewah in dere an chokklit snowmenz wif karmul fifllin. **
**breeves hard**
OK, yew sit here an recubber, an dew nawt luk at pikshur wifout the purtective gogglols!!
**sitz down an haz drink**
*Sitz neggst tu PH
*sipz deh domp airee on.
dis bebbee haz tuu much kewtnessez!!!
spontaneeuslee recubberz frum splort, medakul myracul, jist frum cween sittin neggst tew her!! Ohai cween! **schmoo on royul paw*** Dis bebbee is waaaayyy tew kyoot! Kood be teh ind ov awl uv us! **searches fur prezzie fur cween**
*pokes pinkie nose out from under blankeez, tuxedoed furrrred body hiding*
O tank u all furr saving meh! AI feelz bedder nao!
*goes back to hyding under blankeez*
*Patz KKC adn tukz hur a liddlol snugger intu deh blankee.
Tank U, cweenie! *bats blankee with a paw playfully*
Parrothead fynely lukes upthred, seas lol, OMCC, sew kyoot, bebbeh kitteh, sew kyoot, hold awn, but sew kyoot, hold awn, is rhsb burfdai partee, had tew menee drinkees at rhsb partee, can’t hold awn, SPLORT!!!!
uhh oh…nawt yoo too!
*sweepee sweepee upp awl teh braynes*
*kwikk kleen dem wif waturs*
*packz dem bakk in yur hed*
*dukk taepz tawp ob hed bakk awn*
*puttz noo CHRG awn*
* dukkytaeps CHRG awn titelee*
heer….just lay bakk awn dis nies, sawf cowch…
*gibs hawt chokklit adn supurr-floofeh cheezpeepz map blankee*
dere…plz tew nawt lukk at kyoot kittehz wiffowt yur protekktib gogglez…and eggspeshyuallee nawt fur teh nexxt 30 minz….
OfankyewDraconicKitteh! **sipz hawchokklit an relaziz** **startz snorin**
Awe shoot…ai luuked
SPLOOOOOOO!!!!!!11!!!
[wun feenger ob chrg gibbs ouwt]
[blargh ai r ded]
[heddesk inna braynes]
*sweepa sweepa sweepa teh braynes into a piel*
*rinsa rinsa rinsa wif teh sparklin waddurs (wif hint uv lemming)*
*jentlee slieds teh braynez bak into teh krayniyul cabbitee*
*moar jentlee replayses teh skull bits*
*applies brand noo CHRG (wif drawings uv platypi)*
*tukks TKL in wif a sawftee cheezmap blankee*
*gibs TKL sum hawt choklit & a choklit oktopus (wif caramel filling)*
…
Yew rest nao — yew shud feel beddur soon. Maek shur to wear protektiv gogglols befoar luukin at teh bebbeh agin!
fank yoo NS…
[sits dizzeelee an enjoees choklit oktopus]
*iz babeh kitteh, rubs against ober kittehs awl kyoot*
*Petz deh Taya kitteh.
such a pritty kitteh avatar!!
yesh iz meh as a kitteh
kyoot! kyooot! kyooooot!
Luks sew innosent tu!
Gud nite cheezpeeps!!! Where yur protectib gogglols! Sea yew tamarraw!
Gud nite, parrothead.
…
Aiz outta heer, tew. Be caerful, pplz!
schmooz!!!
Invisible thumb?
Imnisibl thumb would have been much better!!
i haz an in bizible commint????
Ai seez U.
it looks quite uninbizible to me
I had 2 commintz dizzapeer intu deh eetherz….. rite up dere ^^^^^ tu nightshayde adn parrothead. I kin see wun, but I maded 3. dunno y wp eetinged dem…. dey wuz just schmooz….. but wp gobbloled dem up….. oooo. dots…..
Aifinkso tehy has showed up naow. Dey musta had teh flavr that WP lieked.
Duz u see deh 2 i nested under Nightshayde??? I duzn’t…. hmmmm.
Mehbeh WP was feline unlubbed and eeted yr schmoos tew feel teh beddur?
Ohmai! So maney splortz tonite…!
Ugh, agah…
*Falls ded from kewtnezz*
Dey is missssspelt “fum.”
Oh, an Ah’z splorty. Shunna lukkd.
my brain hurts.
* adjustz Kafleenz CHRG.
Dere ya go, deer, now u shud feeling bedder.
Noaw is betta.
HAPPY BIRFDAY RHSB!!!!!!
i heer/and see! dat dere wur SUCH a hullaballoo on ur birfday thred dat it duz
not taking enny moar comments! (i tried)
Wowsers! I finkso u teh verreh popular redhead!!!
I thotted ub u tooday while I at wurk, you makin dat burfday cake fur urself wen
u wur 14. I thotted bowt choo alot.
An thotted bout wuttchu been froo dis yeer. Yase, I shur has been reedin an noticin. Ebben if I not say nuffin.
I been watchin and reeding teh comments. u has had a tuff time. Mah hart
has been wiff u.
Sum yeers deal u teh pleh, and uddurs are juss grand. I wishes u teh bess yeer ebbur, lubbleh laydee. U willz hab menneh, menneh happies to come,
and hopefullee wee will beez part ub it. I reellee hopez wee will.
We lubs u!!!!!!
{{{{{{{{rhsb}}}}}}}}}}}}}
Lubs, Donkey
I agwee wif what kafleen sayz. Yesh, yesh, yesh…
{{{{{{{{rhsb}}}}}}}}}}}}}
May you hab more happiness dan yew can holds.
What is teh CHRG stand for? I thot it was a CRHG (Cute Resistant Head Gear)
Is Chicken Head Rubber Glove–adn wdoi means with drawing on it. But yours is funnier.
Awwww. Dis be CC’s bebe kitteh sleepin.
Gud nights bebe CC kitteh.
is CCs creamy tabby bebe like all uf us are bebehs of CC
insomnia i haz it O.O
O wai duz wee lub dem so?
Izzit teh softee floof, oar teh pinkee noze?
Izzit doze beeg, beeg eyz dat speek sooo lowd?
Izzit coz dey kreeps intoo yur hart an nebber letz go?
Wai, o wai duz wee lub dem so?
beeeeyootimuss, africat!!!
*wispurr* ‘tnk yu MM.
cuteee
Ohai! I iz teh noo heer. I can haz help wif some definitions, kthx?
Imaginary thumb…all too real *SPLORT!*
Ah has splorted! *fallz ovr wif braynes shpeelin owt an tung hangerin out an XX fer iy’s.*