Comments on: Southbound end of a Northbound Monokitteh.

By: RF

RF — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 06:12:28 +0000

this itteh bitteh kitteh- has no committeh…

By: cheshirekittehkat

cheshirekittehkat — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 20:27:27 +0000

Hmmmm: kynda sownds liek Amm-Trakk!!!

By: Q.

Q. — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 16:17:32 +0000

Dis would be like wun of dose “word purrblems” in math class:

*if a north-bound kitteh leaves Washington at 9 AM, going 60 mph and
*if a south-bound kitteh leaves Bawlamore at 9:10 AM, going 47 mph, then

OH NOSE! Crash somewhere in between…

By: upfi

upfi — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 12:19:07 +0000

MJ, u r teh gratest EVER!!!! U Rock so mush ai can feel it here in Jermanee. Just wun click on teh cheez town cryer link and ai noes wossup wif KCT and awl teh others. I can NAWT imadgine a bettur conneckted crowd dan dis lot – awl fanks to U and ur menny efforts to keep teh strings togevver. Ai lubs u very mush.

By: tidmum

tidmum — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 08:21:58 +0000

Mee tu … I mean I has a kitteh wiv a ‘tusheevater’ ( I LUBS dat werd)
I nawt has a tusheevater.It wud blok owt teh sun!!

By: RF

RF — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 05:25:36 +0000

that kitteh is pritteh

By: RF

RF — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 05:21:55 +0000

yea charlie (da cat in da foto) haznt sat liek that ever sins Krismas Eev.
watever…

By: stevemb

stevemb — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 04:45:00 +0000

Nawt teh pretty end of teh kitteh….

By: lilyania

lilyania — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 04:22:59 +0000

I wunner wy teh kittehs snooz lyk dat. Is nawt verreh cumferble lukkin. Mah kitteh snoozes lyk dat, sept he does it upsyd-dwn, on his bak. Verreh weerd lukkin ina middle uv livin rum flor.

By: West River rat

West River rat — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 04:06:44 +0000

let the cheezs know and they can give proper credit for the picture.

click on the incorrect credit or offensive? button below the picture.

By: Lllll.

Lllll. — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 03:49:56 +0000

…looks like she’s set up to run on either overhead AC electrical transmission line or internal diesel engine power. The current config (the trolley pole is fastened down, there are no transmission lines in sight, and you can hear the ‘purr’ of the small-bore diesel) suggests a long-haul on smooth terrain…

By: zaffy21

zaffy21 — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 03:46:21 +0000

haha politeness and humor..you has it =P

By: idansdansdans

idansdansdans — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 02:20:22 +0000

U guize r sew rite… Befor u givs sumwon a piece of ur mind.. u needs to be sure u cud afford to lose it… :snerk:

By: PAULIRINO

PAULIRINO — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 02:06:09 +0000

at elast we not seeing northbound end of southbound monorail kitteh!

By: jamamakitty

jamamakitty — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 01:47:15 +0000

butt scootin boogie??

By: Romeow

Romeow — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 01:46:07 +0000

Duz it halp to kno dat we gibs it to parents-in-law dat lubs teh kittehs az mush as we duz? Dey habs 4 ov dem and dey gets teh bestest ov care and lub.

By: Romeow

Romeow — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 01:43:54 +0000

Dat’s troo, AngelPlume.
I’z a calm purrson myseff.
Butts, iffs sumwon tends to get cited quikly, heers a reesun to hold bak…
Iffs u fly off teh handle at teh beginning ov a prolem, u habs noware to go iffs fings gets worser. U doan wanna b awl stressed out and noware to escalate.

By: BuddyDitzmores Mom

BuddyDitzmores Mom — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 01:41:35 +0000

dis beh da disturbing tew meh…

By: Romeow

Romeow — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 01:34:44 +0000

Nightshayde, u habs teh kitteh butt issues?
Wud a tissue halp?
I wud rather use a tissue den hab dem scootin awl ober the place.
Oh, iz we nawt tawkin bout teh same fing?

By: Robles Family

Robles Family — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 01:23:06 +0000

thats our cat!!!!! his name is Charlie!!!

(recaptioned!!)

By: uniquekitty

uniquekitty — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 01:13:32 +0000

ai’ve herd uf it, nebber had it b4, gess ai’ll haf tew maik it sumtyme…ai brings fud in fur mai cowerkers sumtymes, maibe they wud liek tew try it

By: MarquiseFelinette

MarquiseFelinette — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 01:12:58 +0000

ai betts da chirch peeps lubbed itt! Wut b teh ingreed – yngrie- wut itT b mayded ub?

By: MarquiseFelinette

MarquiseFelinette — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 01:10:40 +0000

yesh, tankyu bery mush 4 delishus nom! wif noe kaloreez bcuz serbed n cheezlan!

By: West River rat

West River rat — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 01:03:35 +0000

Mai momcats uzed tu maek it for teh church socials.

By: ladymonde

ladymonde — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 01:02:44 +0000

{{{{{angelplume}}}}}] yu iz a gud eksmapul fur awl ub da cheezpeepz tu manetane da daykorum.

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 01:00:26 +0000

Yup yup — no tutching rekwired! Sumtiemz yew jus sez himz naem & teh tusheevater goes up.

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 00:59:40 +0000

*snerk*
Dat maeks meh boaf laff & shudder ebbree tiem ai seez, heerz, or reedz it.

By: rhsb

rhsb — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 00:59:05 +0000

From wut I gather, iz mostlee a Suthern thang.

By: ladymonde

ladymonde — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 00:58:38 +0000

Dat sownz liek Tina Fey being dat uvvur wun frum alaksa.

By: parrothead

parrothead — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 00:58:19 +0000

Pewtur is beein weerd, kikkin me awf. Schmooz to awl teh cheezpeeps! I’ll try agin latur!

By: rhsb

rhsb — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 00:58:13 +0000

Fankyoo, MF!

Heer has sum cake.

**gibs MF sum cake**

By: uniquekitty

uniquekitty — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 00:57:54 +0000

oh, ai nebber had red velvet caek, but ai gladlee try a peece …nomnomnomnom….yum! iz bery gud! fank yew!

By: parrothead

parrothead — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 00:56:21 +0000

**flies in an gibs rhsb a big SCHMOO** Happee burfdai pardee AGIN!
**raps wingz arouwnd rhsb** {{{{{{{{{{{{{rhsb}}}}}}}}}}}}}} BEEG HUGZ!!!!

By: ladymonde

ladymonde — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 00:55:04 +0000

ai agreez. sum peepulz sens ub hyumuir iz pleh. 2 mai kidz iz dat wai.

By: MarquiseFelinette

MarquiseFelinette — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 00:53:06 +0000

ohai rhsb! ai iz aslew sorree 2 hab misty yur pardee, ai wuz n austen biziteeng fren farr awae n Texiss. iffen u liek, heer iz beylatid kokonut drinkee wif lichee nutz frum Hawaii! (maebee 2 akumpunee Red Belbit cayke)!

By: AngelPlume

AngelPlume — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 00:51:40 +0000

Me tu, but ahm nawt holdin mii breff!!

By: rhsb

rhsb — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 00:51:14 +0000

I’m goin’ back to the country
‘Cause I can’t pay my rent
I may not be completely broke
But brother I’m badly bent
I don’t understand
Where the money went
I’m not broke
But I’m badly bent

They warned me about the city
About the city life
But I thought I knew everything
I took no one’s advice
Now I don’t know where
All the money went
I might not be broke
But I’m badly bent

I am just a country boy
Tryin’ to make some sense
But I’d like to ask the congress
I’d like to ask the president
Can you tell me where
All the money went
We might not be broke
But we’re badly bent

Between the telephone, gas and electric bills…
Car payment and the rent
Give it everything I got
Can’t seem to make a dent
I don’t understand
Where the money went
I’m not broke
But I’m badly bent
Can you tell my where
All the money went
I might not be broke
But I’m badly bent

By: gammacat

gammacat — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 00:39:19 +0000

My BC Shadow is like that. If you walk over to her while she is eating her butt will go up in anticipation!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 00:39:13 +0000

got it and tookinged keer ov it!!!!

By: rhsb

rhsb — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 00:39:02 +0000

WHEW! I nawt wanna flash an skeer ennybody!

Foar sum reezun, dis song be in my head foar a whiel. Izza oldee but gudee.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xfWBM6wS1U

By: rhsb

rhsb — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 00:37:18 +0000

Fanks, UK!

Wat kinda cake u lyk? I mite has sum leftober Red Velvet cake. Iz my fabrit.

Heer… **hands UK beeg peece of Red Velvet cake** Enjoy!

By: zaffy21

zaffy21 — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 00:34:54 +0000

I hope people learn from your example and knowledge AngelPlume. =)

By: West River rat

West River rat — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 00:34:35 +0000

Onlee if U wantz teh beeds teh YNGs is offuring. You culd problee borrows a flonquaii foar dat.

By: rhsb

rhsb — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 00:32:54 +0000

Dis wun of my fabrit Doors songs.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYG1O6Okxvc

By: uniquekitty

uniquekitty — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 00:32:25 +0000

ooo – teh pardee wuz in HAWAII??? ai wudda skipt werk fur dat!!! naow ai haz a sad… iz dere ne caek left? kan ai pweez haz sum??
happitayl (slitelee layte) birfdai rhsb!!

By: rhsb

rhsb — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 00:31:11 +0000

**whispurrs**

Duz I gotta rayze my shirt?

By: rhsb

rhsb — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 00:30:21 +0000

I dunno. Sownz innerestin. Nebber been to Marty Grass.

By: BuddyDitzmores Mom

BuddyDitzmores Mom — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 00:30:17 +0000

By: BuddyDitzmores Mom

BuddyDitzmores Mom — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 00:29:00 +0000

dat beh the odd… mah puter said saym thyme fur all ub yew…

By: West River rat

West River rat — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 00:27:12 +0000

AI wuz finking. U wantz teh Marty grass theme fur Ur singlol again pardee?