Southbound end of a Northbound Monokitteh.
Southbound end of a Northbound Monokitteh.
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Lukks as iffn dat’s teh end…
Take yor foot off teh Gas!!!!!
Woo Hoo Tidmum, we has a TTI Tye!
Yeeehaaaaa!!
* grabs Annipuss by teh paw an skips to teh Ty boot eek*
Ohhh so much to choose!!!!! Well, first off, ifinkso I wud like this packet of Kitteh pawprint tishoos., an sum sooving creem. I can has a badstinkincold. Then Ifinkso, a map ov cheezland and a niec warm skarf.
How bowt yoo Annipuss? What will tikkle yor fancy tonight?
Conga rats anni, tidmum, jk2kitteh, nightshayde, and staj hand dan, furr tyin frrr nawt sekkond!
It wuz jus annipuss & tidmum, aifink — but fanks fur tryin to giv meh credit!
dat beh the odd… mah puter said saym thyme fur all ub yew…
Ai fink a hawt drink an a warm blankie aer wat Ai need!
Sowwy u has a pleh cold – hoep it soon goez awn its wai.
monorail kitteh tew tyred tew run…
Kwite prittee, akshullee!
lift tale to see (insert political support button of yer choice here).
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Mai sister gave me one of those kitteh rear end Dish towel holders for chrissmuss.
We gabe a rear end kitteh pencil sharpener.
It says “meow” wen u sharpen teh pencil.
dis beh da disturbing tew meh…
Duz it halp to kno dat we gibs it to parents-in-law dat lubs teh kittehs az mush as we duz? Dey habs 4 ov dem and dey gets teh bestest ov care and lub.
Datz … disturbing.
…
Mebbe ai jus haz issues.
ai agreez. sum peepulz sens ub hyumuir iz pleh. 2 mai kidz iz dat wai.
Nightshayde, u habs teh kitteh butt issues?
Wud a tissue halp?
I wud rather use a tissue den hab dem scootin awl ober the place.
Oh, iz we nawt tawkin bout teh same fing?
butt scootin boogie??
::gently pulls tail and runs away::
Kthnxbye
Is teh caboose!!!
Oh, U meen teh gardz van!!!!!
pritty kitteh, fugly cowch…
roflmao….omg, I doz soes agreesmentz!!!!
Dey juss doan maek dem liek dey used to.
Dat style went outta date a LONG tiem ago.
If the monorail kitteh is headed northbound… and its end is headed southbound…
Eww.
Ai hoeps is teh plastikman kitteh.
Kitteh luuks liek hims haz reeched teh eynd ov teh lien;
Prolly becuz hims haz runned aowt ov gaz, oar feuwl, oar wut-
ebber hims runnez aown;
O Ai foargawt: hims runnez aown cheezburgers, ob coarse!!!
…looks like she’s set up to run on either overhead AC electrical transmission line or internal diesel engine power. The current config (the trolley pole is fastened down, there are no transmission lines in sight, and you can hear the ‘purr’ of the small-bore diesel) suggests a long-haul on smooth terrain…
Hmmmm: kynda sownds liek Amm-Trakk!!!
Ohai, rhsb, Ai heerd U wuz sick uf teh wintur. Soes Ai gotted U a tikkit tu rieds dis train tu Marty’s Grass in Nawlins.
Ridin’ on the City of New Orleans
Illinois Central, Monday mornin’ rail
Fifteen cars and fifteen restless riders
Three conductors and twenty-five sacks of mail
All along the south-bound odyssey
The train pulls out at Kankakee
And rolls along past houses, farms and fields
Passin’ trains that have no names
And freight yards full of old black men
And the grave-yards of the rusted automobiles
Good morning America, how are you?
Say don’t you know me, I’m your native son
I’m the train they call the City of New Orleans
And I’ll be gone five-hundred miles when the day is done
Dealin’ card games with the old men in the club car.
Penny a point ain’t no one keepin’ score.
Pass the paper bag that holds the bottle
Feel the wheels rumblin’ ‘neath the floor.
And the sons of pullman porters
And the sons of engineers
Ride their father’s magic carpets made of steel.
Mothers with their babes asleep,
Are rockin’ to the gentle beat
And the rhythm of the rails is all they feel.
Monokitteh soundz leik sickly ketteh
hes gots teh mono 
Hao we noe diz nawt teh norfbownd end uv a soufbownd monokitteh?
U see NE snoes in frunt uf monokitteh?
No – but ai donut seeing snoes eever norf or souf heer … itz bin in teh 80s an 90s in SoCal.
is teh north end uv a southbound kitteh aifinkso. is ridding teh Spirit of New Orleans. Bess bee heddin Wess, Tar Heel State is specten 3 to 6 inches of snooo tonite.
Norf iz alwais atta top ov a map. Kittehs r gud at maps.
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Unliek Miss Teen Souf Carolina
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WALIARHHLII
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“I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, um, some people out there in our nation don’t have maps and, uh, I believe that our, uh, education like such as, uh, South Africa and, uh, the Iraq and everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should, uh, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., uh, should help South Africa and should help Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future.”
Dat sownz liek Tina Fey being dat uvvur wun frum alaksa.
*snerk*
Dat maeks meh boaf laff & shudder ebbree tiem ai seez, heerz, or reedz it.
Dis would be like wun of dose “word purrblems” in math class:
*if a north-bound kitteh leaves Washington at 9 AM, going 60 mph and
*if a south-bound kitteh leaves Bawlamore at 9:10 AM, going 47 mph, then
OH NOSE! Crash somewhere in between…
Perhaps you’d like to pet it?
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/07/31/i-has-a-butt-purhaps-ud-like-2-pet-it/
I lubs teh kittehs wif teh ella-vadar butts.
We haz wun uv doze. We callz it himz “tusheevater.” Mah liddul gurl luvs gettin Squeak’s tusheevater to go up.
My BC Shadow is like that. If you walk over to her while she is eating her butt will go up in anticipation!
Yup yup — no tutching rekwired! Sumtiemz yew jus sez himz naem & teh tusheevater goes up.
Mee tu
… I mean I has a kitteh wiv a ‘tusheevater’ ( I LUBS dat werd)
I nawt has a tusheevater.It wud blok owt teh sun!!
Wood teh hind end ov a cat hangin onteh wall plaque be a cat-a**-trophy?
Grone!
end of teh line!
Butt..butt..i wasn’t cutting! I swears! *pout*
This trane currently not in servis. Trane too lazy.
A Bus Station is where buses stop. A Train Station is where trains stop. On my desk, there is a Work Station.
’nuff sed!!!
Ai just sended yew an emayo, mai cween. ‘Bout KCT’s sir jury.
got it and tookinged keer ov it!!!!
MJ, u r teh gratest EVER!!!! U Rock so mush ai can feel it here in Jermanee. Just wun click on teh cheez town cryer link and ai noes wossup wif KCT and awl teh others. I can NAWT imadgine a bettur conneckted crowd dan dis lot – awl fanks to U and ur menny efforts to keep teh strings togevver. Ai lubs u very mush.
ai wud nawt stan tew cl.. klo.. tew neer dat kuhboos- et myte bakfyre!
Firing it up…toot…tooot!
ar dis sum kwoat frum sum moovee i’s not awair uv?
sownds liek it is, but i’s not shur…
Ai fink itz juss a polyt way ob referrin tu teh bak end ob an animlol. Ai wuz wachin Anteek Rodesho teh otter day adn dey wuz tawkin bowt a paynting ob a buffalol. He wuz sayin it wazznt teh most desirabul ob payntings bekawz it wuz ob “teh sowf syd ob a norf-bownd buffalol”.
If only that kind of respect was given to human references too =P
Ai agree. Sum peepz got no respekt fur nuffin. Dere wud be far fewer prollems if peepz wud start off in a pozishun ob respekt, adn den onlee get nastee if teh otter guy did, ravver den teh otter way arownd.
.
Ai gess dat wud be tu mush wurk fur most peepz, but it onlee seems dat way. Taeks moer effurt at teh beginnin, but gets bettur rezults wiff less wurk oberall, aifinks.
I hope people learn from your example and knowledge AngelPlume. =)
Me tu, but ahm nawt holdin mii breff!!
{{{{{angelplume}}}}}] yu iz a gud eksmapul fur awl ub da cheezpeepz tu manetane da daykorum.
Dat’s troo, AngelPlume.
I’z a calm purrson myseff.
Butts, iffs sumwon tends to get cited quikly, heers a reesun to hold bak…
Iffs u fly off teh handle at teh beginning ov a prolem, u habs noware to go iffs fings gets worser. U doan wanna b awl stressed out and noware to escalate.
U guize r sew rite… Befor u givs sumwon a piece of ur mind.. u needs to be sure u cud afford to lose it… :snerk:
haha politeness and humor..you has it =P
Dis poazisshun mayz
luukz uncumfurtabill, but
iz Kitteh Hebbin!
Kitteh purr~fekktlee
balunssd ober wyde curvv. Himz
drips lyke moalassess
Drippeeng Kitteh iz
nawt a Hewin Hedd Resst. Dat
shood beez awbveeyuss!
Drippeeng Kitteh iz
claymeeng T3h Beeg Lawng Chayr 4
himmselffz, 4ebbur!
Jack.
I lubz
” himz
drips lyke moalassess”
.
U sew gud, Jack!!!! Schmoooo!!
Dis iz teh end
My onlee fren, teh end.
Doorz! Win!
Fanks, AP.
**digs out Doors cd to lissen to at werk tomorrow**
Dis wun of my fabrit Doors songs.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYG1O6Okxvc
Ohai Red. Happitayl Bdai. U hadz teh gud partee ai hoeps?
Ohai, WRr.
Yup, it wuz gud day. Wii has BEEG party! In Hawaii! It wuz wunnerful.
Missed seein ya dere. I had awn my coconutt bra an grass skirt, an eberyfing!
AI wuz finking. U wantz teh Marty grass theme fur Ur singlol again pardee?
I dunno. Sownz innerestin. Nebber been to Marty Grass.
**whispurrs**
Duz I gotta rayze my shirt?
Onlee if U wantz teh beeds teh YNGs is offuring. You culd problee borrows a flonquaii foar dat.
WHEW! I nawt wanna flash an skeer ennybody!
Foar sum reezun, dis song be in my head foar a whiel. Izza oldee but gudee.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xfWBM6wS1U
ooo – teh pardee wuz in HAWAII??? ai wudda skipt werk fur dat!!! naow ai haz a sad… iz dere ne caek left? kan ai pweez haz sum??
happitayl (slitelee layte) birfdai rhsb!!
Fanks, UK!
Wat kinda cake u lyk? I mite has sum leftober Red Velvet cake. Iz my fabrit.
Heer… **hands UK beeg peece of Red Velvet cake** Enjoy!
ohai rhsb! ai iz aslew sorree 2 hab misty yur pardee, ai wuz n austen biziteeng fren farr awae n Texiss. iffen u liek, heer iz beylatid kokonut drinkee wif lichee nutz frum Hawaii! (maebee 2 akumpunee Red Belbit cayke)!
Fankyoo, MF!
Heer has sum cake.
**gibs MF sum cake**
oh, ai nebber had red velvet caek, but ai gladlee try a peece …nomnomnomnom….yum! iz bery gud! fank yew!
From wut I gather, iz mostlee a Suthern thang.
Mai momcats uzed tu maek it for teh church socials.
ai betts da chirch peeps lubbed itt! Wut b teh ingreed – yngrie- wut itT b mayded ub?
ai’ve herd uf it, nebber had it b4, gess ai’ll haf tew maik it sumtyme…ai brings fud in fur mai cowerkers sumtymes, maibe they wud liek tew try it
yesh, tankyu bery mush 4 delishus nom! wif noe kaloreez bcuz serbed n cheezlan!
Oh, Ah lubs dis kitteh! Him is lukks jes liek mah big boy kitteh an is berry cuddly!
I’m goin’ back to the country
‘Cause I can’t pay my rent
I may not be completely broke
But brother I’m badly bent
I don’t understand
Where the money went
I’m not broke
But I’m badly bent
They warned me about the city
About the city life
But I thought I knew everything
I took no one’s advice
Now I don’t know where
All the money went
I might not be broke
But I’m badly bent
I am just a country boy
Tryin’ to make some sense
But I’d like to ask the congress
I’d like to ask the president
Can you tell me where
All the money went
We might not be broke
But we’re badly bent
Between the telephone, gas and electric bills…
Car payment and the rent
Give it everything I got
Can’t seem to make a dent
I don’t understand
Where the money went
I’m not broke
But I’m badly bent
Can you tell my where
All the money went
I might not be broke
But I’m badly bent
**flies in an gibs rhsb a big SCHMOO** Happee burfdai pardee AGIN!
**raps wingz arouwnd rhsb** {{{{{{{{{{{{{rhsb}}}}}}}}}}}}}} BEEG HUGZ!!!!
Pewtur is beein weerd, kikkin me awf. Schmooz to awl teh cheezpeeps! I’ll try agin latur!
thats our cat!!!!! his name is Charlie!!!
(recaptioned!!)
let the cheezs know and they can give proper credit for the picture.
click on the incorrect credit or offensive? button below the picture.
at elast we not seeing northbound end of southbound monorail kitteh!
I wunner wy teh kittehs snooz lyk dat. Is nawt verreh cumferble lukkin. Mah kitteh snoozes lyk dat, sept he does it upsyd-dwn, on his bak. Verreh weerd lukkin ina middle uv livin rum flor.
Nawt teh pretty end of teh kitteh….
yea charlie (da cat in da foto) haznt sat liek that ever sins Krismas Eev.
watever…
that kitteh is pritteh
this itteh bitteh kitteh- has no committeh…