
the seance circl workd we hav awakn basement cat
nao dat u haz woken me up, i wantz sum brekfast.
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the seance circl workd we hav awakn basement cat
nao dat u haz woken me up, i wantz sum brekfast.
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: cheetahluv16
Cheeses twice! Geddin teh car!
Itz a basement cat minion!!!
An himz lazurz iz chargin (battreez luuks low rite nao).
Conga rats on yur nawt second, nightshayde!! Lets dans tu sillybrate! *dans dans twirl dans spin twirl agin*
*gets down*
*boogie-oogie-oogies*
lolz! before I desided on teh luau for rhsb, I had thot of maybe a disko dans!
grate, a full-body heave set to music
U know u liek the nitelief.
U liek to boogie…
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Or was that noogie?
I can’t believe i made the homepage!! I was only 13 when I made that LOL!
-tears of joy-
HAPPI BURFDAI, RED!
Sry Ai missd yur parti, awn teh larst LOL – bai teh tym Ai gotted heer teh commets wer ober 300!!! Teh CHeezes has tawped teh commets gettin borked at 200, butt (*snerk*) nao we kno; tehy get borked at 300 insted!
Fanks, Ambercat!
but weaer nawt shore wat 2 do neckst
Noooooes!!!! They be doin eebils wiv teh Ducks!!!
Teh Huge maniteee!!!
Dukeez gettin revenj fur mass usage uv dukee tayp?
Dey taped teh dukkees?
Wat didz dey sai?
Next tiem, dey shud go digit-tell
Teh Angsty wun is habbin a meltdown!! Teh Poor Ducks!!!
*Angsty wun runs upstares to check her Duck cullekshun*…
..1…2..3..4..5….6….elebenty…..
Bavved inna darkness of Basement Cat, teh rubbur dukkees felt a terror dey nebber knew befoar.
In a tragik twist, da dukkees realize der littlol wings is molded tu der sides…oh noes!!
Fortumanatly for dem, dey still has teh beaks of immeasurable strength to aid them in their efforts to escape.
Awlsoe, becuz thems iys maided frum hi-iympakt plastik, ( (verree xpensiv), tehir eggxit strajidy bees saifer, becuz thems bees verchually uhnskwooshabul!!!
Dis troo, aifinks wen kittehs dun wif dem, dey maybeh nawt float so good.
luk at the cute bebbeh kitteh on deh rite
herz so sweet
:SPLORT
Oh noes, two kittehs! You has been splortimated!
*scoopy brains into container, clean wif Fresh Brain liquid and place into cranium*
*Uses not-so-ducky-tape tape to puts head together again and places CHRG for precaution*
*leads 2K into teh anti-splortage zone wif warm blankie and chocolate stuffs*
You just rest a while and let the YNGs take care of you. =)
fanks zaffy
:snugglols in deh blankie
kwik, save teh gray one!
itz not fully ebil yet!
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But … teh blak wunz izzint teh ebil… jus liek teh orinj wunz izzint teh poyzin.
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*sniff*
*snorgles teh blak kitteh, den snorgles teh grey kitteh*
Ub corse ai noez yew noez dis, leeza … bein teh big fan uv BCs dat yew iz.
Meh tu nightshayde!! Ai has 3 BC’s an ai lubs dem all!
I’z black kittun… meh nawt ebil *sniff*
iz just kiddin Taya!
my speshul hart kitteh is teh blak one.
we knows the blak ones r teh bestest.
I agree! {{Taya}}. My little Shadow Cat is my sweatheart
)
(even when she sounds like a herd of buffalo
*purrs and schnorgles*
*skritches Taya behind teh eerz*
*grooms Taya’s wings*
Ai iz speshul ai gets awl dis attenshun
*purrs, kneading gently with her front paws*
just liek a BC shud.
*pouts* meh nawt basement cat….
sure u is! u is blak rite?
but that’s not a bad thing! teh BC/blak kitteh lovers knows BC wuz framed! hez not really teh bad.
*gives Taya a dark choklit pengwin*
Pssst. “BC” kin awlsew meen “Blak Cat.”
*schnorgles into Nightshayde sadly…iz onlee a littlol kittun*
Him also outside da circlol ub ebil, aifinks he gots a chance!
Come on. Who threw that?
She did! It was her! He! He. Him. Him. Him.
Kitteh sez, ai takes baf heer, not in tub.
Kitteh iz luukin up at hyoomin finkin, “Iz dere a REEZUN u did dis?”
But,but…why is Basement Cat quacking ??
I want my monies back!
Dont pay the bill!
*snerk*
Duck…duck…NOM
Kitteh in da mush-pot!!
oh hai KK! Canz i share a youtube clip wif you and teh udder cheezpeeps?
I fink it are relevant to ur interests ob kittehs. =D
.youtube.com/watch?v=LtfQVCY8idE you know what do do wif teh www
Dis Utube post iz teh fonnee!! Plus, Ai lubs teh B Collies (no relation tu Basement Cats!)
Oh hai zaffy21!! Linkee put meh on da youtube front page…was it da one wif dogs eetin chikken leg?
oh no, Kerrykatz is supposed to be sumfing called “the matrix cat fight”
You can types it in and find it too aifinkso. capshun for video reads “the cat neo is once again surrounded by puppies agent smiths”
oh that is sew cute zaffy!
but omg that poor kitteh!!
summon teh kittah!
Duzzn’t wun have to ask: Y didz duckis Want to waken BC? Oar are dey helpliss, hapless, victimz of … another?
You donut believe in fwee will?
Butt (all dat) Y wood duckies want a Cat — teh kinn dat eets duckies — ?
Dems nawt wood duks, dems wadder duks.
*snerk*
Ai camez baek and Ai see whut U rote. An Ai finz it funnee!
maybe teh duckies have dark..dark…purpose *eerie music*
“to do” not “do do”
My typing misspellings…let me show you dem
oh noes, now spatial problems. iz just not mai day. =P
It b Mundane!!1!!
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I just postinged burfday wish tu rhsb… adn it dint showing up… … den realized it b ober 300 commintz….. pleh!!!
Awww ….der be limit on commintz??? *offers teh cween top notch chocolate martoonie to make teh mundane pleh go away*
aww…..dere’z ztill a limit? oh well……
iz a hunered moar den erliurr….
Dat’s wat ai thot…at leest we have that!
Just a rilly qwik – OHAI!
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Ai’ll say mai “Happee Burfday” to rhsb heer too!!
HAPPEE BURFDAY, RHSB!
Fanks, JCH4K!
*boop!*
Nexxt: wii can summunz teh kyootestestest fink pawsiblol! juss becuz wii can!!!
o_O Would that be wise? can you imagine the brain splortages in mass numbers dat could commence?
*shiftee ebil eyez* mebbe dat’z teh poynt ob doowink dat?
Heheheheheh……
*shockyfais* You know DK, you’d be the first to go if dat happened. You are prone to splorts. =P
gud poynt….butt still…wudd bii sumptin fun tew do…jusst fer teh funn ob it…
are any of you from gmis
I know I’m gonna catch zut for this but…
woooohoooooo!
Itz sposed to snow here tonite! 2-5 inchez…
*duz teh snow danse*
Well, you can has awl teh zuttin snow u wants, but I don’t!
I’m zuttin sik an tyred of Winter I wanna zuttin zut!
Iz teh 40 heer tudai. Ai lieks it mush bedder tehn teh -40.
Wii still haz teh snoes, but iz liek teh wikkid wich wif teh baf.
Be shur tu makes us sum snow angels!
*frows zutten snoebawl at Leeza*
SPLAAAAATTTT!!!
*dodges snoeball*
*stiks tung out at DK, continyoos teh snow dans*
wai yoo stikk tung owt att meh? *froez snoebawl*
*froes snoeball at teh other DK*
remember…. 4.5 kittehs is alsew DK….
hm, maybe that shud be, ‘froze snoeball’….
*ponders*
oh yah…ai furrgotted dat….
*froes moar snoebawlz at yoo*
yes plz take all deh snoz we has 2
Why you keep sayin’ goose?
AFLAC!!!
LOL!
Basement Cat was der only hope in da fite against Basement Duck.
Got ennee graypes?
Nope……..unforchunatelee, wii nawt has anne nayulls eithurr…
Go fish.
**scootz in wifakwikness tew saydiswifakwikness**
RL iz gettin in mai way agin, but wanted to wun moar tyme wish rhsb happee burfdai partee and rayse a towst tew leeza-b fur plannin teh bestist partees eber! **Rayziz glass, klinkees awl arownd, slugs down B-52 shootur**
wayt a minnit….iddn’t a B-52 a playne?
Iz a plane, awlsew a mewzikul grup (rawk lobstur, luv shak, etc…) an awlsew a shooter ov bodka, baileez, katlua an franjellyka. Tew mennee will make yew feel lyk yew were hit by a plane.
**makes Draconic Kitteh a B-52 shootur, klinkee glasses** Ankurs aweigh!
eh…ai wudd…butt ai’z nawt reelee owld eenuff fur wun……sew…no thnx rite nao…
Osawree, ai furgot. Ai will sabe fur yew fur wen yew owld enuff? **puts B-52 in freezur an pourz Draconic Kitteh a sparklee waddur wif lemun-lyme twizt.**
*blushes*
Cud u be here for a burfdai partee Monday?
fanks parrothead!
luks like we mite have another next Mundane… Eeck, r you out there? Yes, I notised…
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I worries about leeving peeps out tho. I can onlee arrange teh ones I knows about…
And fyi to everwuns, I’m not teh offishul burfdai orgamizer or anyfing, just happent to notise some speshul frends having BDs and jumped on em.
If someone else noes of a BD and wants to orgamize a partee they shud go rite ahed!!
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{skwrllgrrl}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} Yew dew a grayte jawb! Sum cheezpeeps mite bee tew shy (lyke a cocomnut?) (still do nawt unnerstand dat cocomnut shy fing) to say deh haz burfdai. Day shud speek up! Sew day kin hab fun partee!
Pweeze nawt to wurry, skwirrlgrrl! Teh way ai sees it – iffn sumwun plays here often, dey is bound to say, mai burfday cumming up on dat day, u noes (like Eeck did, ai wrote it daon at wunce), so we noes in advance and cans prepare or at least say sumfink nice on dat day. It’s nawt ur djooty to read minds, butt (hehe) it’s awl our djooty to read and listen iffn sumwun says, it’s mai burfday on dat day, cos to me it means, dey wants us to noes and do sumfink. K?
Sends 52 Bees to shoot Parrothead.
Oh, dey awl missed (fank CC).
Wishing rhsb a happeh birfdai and fun yeer!
Wat duz rhsb stand fur?
Red Hed Shud Buy us awl a drinkee on ur birfdai?
Hay, dat nawt nyce! **Frows beehibe at Romeow** *Missus but hunnee spills awl ober Romeow** **Decydes dis gud tyme to grum fevvers, shakes loose fevvers awl ovur Romeow**
Wow, Romeow, yew is floofey an sykeedeluk! (gigglols)
Hey, u maded meh floofy in awl teh rong places!
“Greetings minions! Where’s my cheeseburger?!”
Icanhazsnoflaykz! Ihaz snowflaykz! Jist a liddlol, butt sew preddee!! **Duz happee snoflayke dans, wif jazz talons**
Whoohooo!!!!!!!
Is rainanwindancold here in my part ov TTI.
Cold wet Kittehs sez DO.NOT.WANT.
Amber went owt in teh raynanwindancold yestermadai and fownd a mausie! An Amber thort “por mausie, owt in teh raynanwindancold – com insyd an get warm!” So she brort teh mausie in – Mummeh wus NAWT happi!
A bebbeh dove hopped in under mah coffee tablol lass nite. Fern fownd it. Poor fing died ob frite.
Teh wevverman juss ded we mite haz sno 2morro. DO NOT WANT!
**stawps makun fewnerrul planz fur wevverman**
**boops annipuss nose jintlee wif wing tipz** BOOP!
yoo can has snoeflaykz? Luckee…….wish ai cud has sum!
**frows snoeflaykes at Draconic Kitteh** **iz shore himz got it cuz parrothead haz gud pitchin arm, dotter inhairtid it an gawt skolarship fur sawftball ****duz happy skolarship nawt sew borked fur neggst for yeers dans**
Dere yew go, Draconic Kitteh, stik owt yer tung an katch teh snoeflaykz!
hmmmm….aktchuallee…wii nawt has had anne snoe……
**rapz titdmum in warm blankee and serbs sum hawt chokklit an karmul filled chokklit snowmenz**
ohhhhhhh
NOMMY !!!
Fanx Parrothead. Dats nice
**schnugglols tidmum furvur intew blankee** Dats ok, ai gotz tew tayke kare ov teh kittehs!
Is anyone else having problems with ads on the Upcoming pages? IE has frozen four times now on Upcoming, freezing each time while trying to load one ad or another. It’s annoying!
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I’d be happy to contact the cheeses that be if others are having the same problem. If it’s only me, I don’t want to bother the cheeses…
it keeps freezin awn me, awn teh commets – sevrul tyms a dai! Grrrrr!!!
It works on Firefox for me…… most of the time.
See dis sad? **shows sad** Ai gitz kikked awf awl teh tyme! Adz pawp up, den dere iz no cheeezland. Hao dew yew contak teh cheeses?
Oh, PS, nightshayde, ai hab a resipee fur shugur cukkees dat are slytlee sawltee, dey has ricotta chees in dem! Iz teh yum!
Oooh – dat sownds gud. NS <3 sawltee fings.
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To contact the cheeses, I click in the "Contact Us" box up the page on the right-hand side. "Send us your ideas and suggestions." They are generally very good about responding quickly.
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Unfortunately, I can’t run Firefox here at work — got it at home though.
Otay, pleh RL iz inneruptun me! Gudnite fur nao, cheezpeeps!
Basement Cat has hiz dukz awl in a roe…kinda…
YIKES!!!
teh dukkiez wuld soon lurn taht inviting teh kittehs to play “duk duk goos” wif tehm iz not such a gud idea, akshully…
i like ajay S.
Quackies!
Woodja look at dat!
I did sumthin simi…simlr…sumthin lyk taht b4. But when I did it, i no summon teh basement cat. I summoneded teh ceilin fan from teh ceilin. It falled into meh circle of toys.
Ahhh, gud tymes, guuuud tyyyyymes…
*riminisses*