
That baby foods not taste nothing like baby.
heer. i gotz sum babeh dat u can nom.
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That baby foods not taste nothing like baby.
heer. i gotz sum babeh dat u can nom.
picture: Scotcat. lol caption: Winnie-Wonka
kin try gurl skout cookies now?
mmmm…thin mintz!!
Oooo, mai faybritz! Froezen!!!!!!!!
wut ISNT froezen todai?
Ohai everyone and happi Numday!!
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Just checking in to remind everyone that the burfdai party for rhsb will be 3 hours from now, at teh 12 am cheeztime lol!
We will do teh tradishunal race… but with a twist.
Seein how red has bin stuk in the frozen midwest, and pining for the
fiordswarm tropikal places, I thot it wud be fun to has a luau!!.
The race rools r the same as ushual:
1. Post ur burfdai greeting as soon as u see the noo lol.
2. Then reply to ur own post and say wot u were racing wif. (Dogsled, waterskiing behind a manatee, etc)
3. Then we starts the luau!
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Be sure to ware ur grass skirts, and leis, and we will has a hula contest, and have nise cool drinkies under the palm treez, and toast rhsb’s *mumblety* burdfai, er, burfdai!! The Ty Booteek is stokked wif tropikal partee themed suppliez so if you needs a noo grass skirt, just pop in this morning.
If anyone else has a burfdai today, plz speek up, and we will shower u wif island blessingz too.
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Hate to drop this and run, but I gotta get some works done to be able to play later.
Wot dat be in Lundunz UK cheeztyme? Ai iz werk but cud maek ferwy caeks if hav tyme…
It iz 5pm Lundun tiem – leestwai, it iz in teh part Ai lib in juss off teh Greewich meridian!
Ai can pop wif caek adn sez Happee Burfdai, but hav 2 get bac to numbre 5 kitteh, he beenz to ebil vet for chippin.
Fanks annipus, ai not fur frum u, ai iz Eest Dullwitch!
Ai aer in Lee!
Iz a smawl Cheezwurld!!
Iz a smawl Cheezwurld!
Akshulle, it shud b ~~~~~
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6 am cheeztime
12 pm EST
5 pm TTI time
9 am westy coast time
Ai finks me un annipuss ole fashond un still uze GMT!!
*whispers* It is nawt a gud eye deer 2 claym dat u aer first – it’s `barrassin wen u aer rong! We trie 2 sai sumfing witty bowt teh pikchoor den iffn u aer nawt sekund u will be offurred congratshumalayshuns, drinks an dansis. We doan’t liek 2 yooze teh “f” werd – we fink it iz moar purrlite 2 sai nawt sekund oar fruvest frum last. Plz 2 aksept dis as kindlee adbies, nawt kritisisum!
Dis referz to ur commint awn teh neckst lol, but Ai din’t want 2 spoil teh birfdai fred!
U is such a nice laydee, annipuss! Ai wuz finking ab00t saying sumfink on teh burfday fred, but din’t wanna spoil it and wasn’t as clever and as creative as u r! And u says fings so nicely … very British. I STILL hasn’t written my letter to you because I fell sick on Saturday and now I has bronchitis, big pleh. Ai is orff wurk today and tomorrow, so hope to gets roudn to it then.
I breengz sum Sumowaz.
O luk, dis bawks onlee haf ful uv kookeez. Must hav bin facturee ehrur.
::munch munch::
ackshuly, i preferz to eet browniehz
hes so cute! Cutest fing eva!!!!!!!!!
fluffy was equally upset when he found out baby powder not made from real babies either
but i eat it anyway
Wut kitteh reelee wantz iz
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Albacore tuna
Burgerz
Chikkin
D….
Dawgs, hawt
Eggs, stolin
Fish, owt ov quarium
G…
Gushifudz, but not deh wun u just opund
Halibut
I…..
Ice Cream
Juicy delishus gushifoods
Kanned gushifoods
L…
Lemon barz
Mamaz home kukkin
Num numz
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Opossum pei
Pot-likkens frum tuna cazzeroll
Quirly freiz
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Roastid fisheez
Samun
Toonuh
Undur teh taybul skrapz
V….
An how wud yew know, little one?
Spune no halp. Stil messee.
Warez mommakat wen u needz hurr? (*likliklilik*)
Ai SED no squash !!!!
Geesh,hyoomins…get it rite!
:O
Zookeenee ????
Nawt whut I wuld figgur kittehs to like !
I had wun kitty hoo nommed deh saurkraut!
My fren had a kitteh who lurved teh chineez peapods.
Onna side note: Dats teh onee way I eet peas too. Enny uther way? U kin keep em!
Kitton neber tasted baby hoomin after teh baby hoomin eated baby fud?
Oh hai!!
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Deh Cheez Town Cryer http://www.cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com haz ben growing bai leepz adn boundz!!
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I postifying enneyfing wifin reezun related tu deh ICHC cummunity. Such thingz as races, partyz, condition uf sick peepz adn sick petz, cheezmeetz, eventz, etc. Mostly I b capchuring alla nowns mintz I b seeing in deh commintz. But I may missing sum. If u haz a nownsmint u b wanting postifyed, just sending a emayo tu cweenmj@gmail.com
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In addishun tu deh nownsmintz, I haz posted a bunch of helperz and majic triks. U will finding dem listed on deh rite side. In addishun tu deh strucshunz fur avatarz adn bloo names, u will finding help fur sneeking in deh bak doorz uv profilez wen Dr.Tinycat b werking on deh serverz, adn how tu sort owt deh ICHC tiyme kunundrum, adn making smileez and posting linkeez adn, adn, adn, well, and lotza uzzer stuffz.
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Adn I haz ebbreefing u needz tu noez tu gitting on deh Cheezpeepz Mapz. Adn how tu seeing awl deh mapz at wunst. Adn looking at deh street vuz. Adn speeking uv deh map, wii haz 349 peepz on deh map!!! Yay!!! If u b reeding dis adn u not b on deh map, u shud b!! sending mii deh emayo rite now!!!
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And if u skrolling awl deh way down tu deh bottom uv deh page, u will see I haz started a listing uv deh blogz bai deh cheezpeepz. If u b wanting ur blog listed, oar if I listinged u and u b wanting off deh list, sending deh emayo tu mii.
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Adn u will awlso finding sum uv deh eggsitement frum deh past linked in deh ICHC Lore adn Legends paige.
http://www.cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com/ichc-lore-adn-legendz/
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Tank yew fur ur support!!
Cheez!!
This is wunnerful, cween! I luvs teh links to “Classic ICHC” storehs! I stands up and givs yoo a standing ovayshun! Yay! Win!!!!!
Thank yoo for everything yoo do for teh cheez-peeps! Yor teh best!
taste so bad, mai eers shrunk rite into mai hed.
pleh.
ai kin wash owt with toonajus?
*snerk* So dat’s wut happen to eers!
Gud moarnin, Cheezpeeps!
It snowed heer last nite so I woked up to ober an inch of snow onna grown. Nawt mutch compared to wat allot of peeplols got, but moar tahn I wants, dats foar shure!
Ah well, I wuz up late last nite (nawt sleep gud) so I hassa tyred, but I nawt care. At leest I nawt at werk today! YAY!
I’m bak hoam frum runnin teh wun errand I hadda run an am in teh howse foar teh rest of teh day.
Gud…you will be hoam for awl yer birfday fun!!!
At leest u haz got teh day off….ai hasta werk next Mundane on mai birfday..PLEH !
Ohai, Eeck!
Yeah, I totally lucked out. My actual birthday was yesterday but we decided to sillybrate it today here, while I’m off work.
Sorry you has to work. I has tryed to make it a point to NAWT work on my birfday. So far, I been fairlee successsfull.
Ai culd take a vaycashun day….but ai iz savin them up to go sumplace fun later this yeer.
Mai oldest sistercat and ai are going on a casino trip Feb.6 to see a concert in sillybration of mai birfday.
Sponge,Seven Mary Three,and Days of the New.
(And hopefully ai will win sum monies!)
Dat sownz fun. Leeza iz awn a Dayz of teh Noo kik latelee, aifinkso. Hur will be teh happee to heer dat u seeing dem.
I’ve been stayin later at werk latelee wen iz pawsibull. Wii nawt kin has OT pay but kin has “comp” tiem. Iz basiklee bankin tiem foar laytur. Sinse I plan to maek at leest wun rode trip dis Summer, I’m bankin as mutch tiem as I kin, in addishun to nermal bakayshun tiem. Plus, wii gots TONS of werk to do. I cud even go in today but nawt gonna.
*starts shovlin teh 12+ inchez uv sno shee gut yesterdai inno a baux to send to rhsb*
Injoi!!
wen it gits tehre spred teh sno owt den wii cahn go maik a snoman!
AAAACCCCKKKK!!!
U be keepin it,, plz. DO NAWT WANT!
kthxbai
**runs to chanj her address so BF nawt send it to rite playse**
Anybudde want some of teh 6-8 inches ai gotted on Caturday???
Huh??
Anybudde ??
Happitayl birfday, rhsb!
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I has to go to teh pleh werk, so I has to post tihs before teh party. (Story ov mai lief, ai knoes…)
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I wuz tryin to fink ov purrfect presint fur u, an I hadded a inspri…insup…inspo…rly smart thot. U has a bedder presint tahn anyfing. Wanna knoe wut?
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Iz yur scents ov humor! Best weapon in yur arsenal! Yur frends in Cheezland sees you fitin back, tiem after tiem, frum awl the…uh…stuff (yeah, stuff, tahts teh tickit) taht lief frowin at yu tihs yere. An yu does it wif yur sents ov humor. Yu taeks yur wurst daes an insted ov whinin, yu maeks tehm funny for us – nawt a small job!
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So I gotted yu a cents ov humor Weapin Mantenins Kit:
- To keep it bright an sharp, a Endless Mug ov Cawfee
- To keep it protected, a troll-skin scabbard (trolls bein impervius to humer)
- An to keep it wif yu awl day, a belt. An mebbe another belt. How aobut another belt? Endless maragaraitiea picher, mango flavered!
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Again, sorry to ebberybody for jumpin teh gun on party, but I gotta go. HAPPITAYL BIRFDAY, rhsb!
Aw, fanks, 2minions!
Sumdayz iz hard to has a cents of hoomor, but dis playse halps lyk y’all will nebber kno.
CHEEZFRENZ IZ TEH BESTEST INNA WHIRLED!!!
Hi rhsb…we woked up to ober an inch of teh snow tew…ai be in O-hai-o. DO
NOT WANT!! Iffn ai nawt on hear two morrow, ai hoep u habs a gud birfdai an taht u start feeling better. Maebe we shud meet up wif teh cheezpeeps n teh
Cincy area…how far down in KY r u?
I’m in central Ky, neer Frankfort.
sew red, did u see teh nownsmint?
wot do u think? Duz it sound ok?
U reddy for a luau???
Sownz lyk a gud eyedea, Leeza!
Onlee fing, tho….I nawt inna midwest. KY nawt egg-zackly midwest.
**runs an luuks foar COCONUTT bra!**
An teh whole “lei” fing? U kno I gonna has fun wif DAT!
I can gibs teh guies dere lei’s? Plzplzplzplz?
Oh, an did u see ware Eeck iz goin in erlee Febyooaree?
yesh but I has a confoosed, I thot teh band borked up!
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and I thot u being in teh northern part of KY, kinda midwesty? wot do u call it if not midwest? I thot midwest was liek ohio river valley, etc? more confoosed.
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You can HAND OUT teh leis.
Plz dont get us in trubble wif teh Dekorum Poleese!
Ur last lien: Wud I do sumfink lyk dat?
I nawt inna Northern part of KY. I’m neer Lexington an Frankfort, witch is moar Central KY. Foar teh moast part, wii consider ourselbs part of teh Souf.
Wii wuz nootral state inna Cibil War. I ackshully hadda grate-grate-grate granfather fite foar teh Norf an his brudder fough foar teh Souf. (I finkso I got teh rite number of “grates” in dere.)
I finkso midwest nawt start until Mississippi ribber.
I cud be rong, tho.
ifink I was confoosed b/c I knew Louisville is on a river, and u is only 30 minnits from there, rite? But I guess itz teh rong river.
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Itz weird that we is both in teh ‘souf’, but u is buried in snows, and we almost never gets any!
Ackshully, I’m prolly an hower or so from Louisville. I werk in Frankfort, but libs 30-40 minnits away from dere.
Louisville is on the Ohaio ribber, witch creates KY’s norf border. Teh KY ribber runs thro teh state.
An dat, boiz an gurlz, conkloods ur geografee lesson foar teh dai.
ai wuz borned in Ft. Knox……….. long long time ago, ai can (not) still remember…
oh shiney..
ummmm wut wuz ai up tew?? oh ai knows……..Happy Birfday!!!!!
Ohai, Jamama!
Wuz ur daddeh inna millitaree?
My daddeh wuz inna reserbs wen him an mahm marryed. Dey went to Ft Knox an him showed hur arown. How romantikklol! LOL Dat wuz in 1965.
oh yesh…….himz wuz career army! libbed awl ober teh place……….. himz retired in O’hawaii an dats wair ai wented to ohai school……… musta graduated bout time yew wuz borned!!!
Wayle, I wuz borned 42 yeers ago yesterday, so u tayle me.
almos, but nawt kwite……… ai gradyoooated in ’68…..do teh maff!! LOL
I thot Kentucky is a part of souf
goes to check her mapz and geographies
Ohai rhsb how is Uz dis morning?
ready for the parteh
Gud moarnin, 2_k.
I gots sore arm dis moarnin (had blud drawn foar tests), an iz a littlol tyred, but gud. Hao r u?
I iz gud, not so cold dis morning and that is gud!
I has some more applolcations to care of
I has to go New Haven sometime and has to fix a date and tyme
wid deh purrfessors dere.
Also we jus gotted cable dis Friday fur deh lolnaugurationz
wuz strange watching TeeVee aftah a brake of more than a munf
I wuz watchin “Platinum Weddings” last nite.
Wun gui wuz gonna gib hiz bride-to-be a platinum/diamond bracelet. Cost? $215,000!
Teh eerings wuz $27,000.
Ifn I had $215,000 to spend, I nawt be warin it, I be LIBBIN innit! An has lotsa munnies left ober!
I has neber understood deh rationale to spending so
mush munniez on weddings it somehow seems to self
indulgent to me.
to in deh last sentence shud beez too
Iz reediculous…..sum peeps spend moar effort on teh wedding than they do teh marriage !!!!
Has U guys seen TLC’s say yes to deh dress
I watched one episode a cuppla munfs ago
bout bride to beez selecting dere dress
wuz entertayning in watching a tranewreck kinda way
Teh bride’s shooz wuz $2,000.
Mien an hubbeh’s WHOLE WEDDIN nawt costed mutch moar tahn dat, an dat inklooded owr clothes, too!
I wuz teh bargin bride. My dress wuz $40, teh shooz wuz $10, teh hat wuz $10.
Hubbeh boughted new (navy) jacket an it costed $75 on sale. Ob coarse, wii maded shure wii picked owt clothes peeplol cud ware an wud ware agin.
$2000 fur shoes, wow
whut wuz demz made of diamonds?
Like eeck said marriage more important dan
wedding.
Newlyweds can use deh munnies fur starting a gnu home
rather than blowing it all on a parteh,
Deh cost of deh outfits not matter, whut
matters is deh commitment to each others..
I finks I mite has had wun uv teh cheepest weddings.
dress, shoes, jewelry (inklooding rings) = alreddy had tehm, so no charge
wedding license and ceremony at judge = less than $90
flowrs frum mah yard = free
mah husband hoo went to horspital on wedding nite lives throo teh hole eggsperience and has a mirakulus rekubery = priceless!

Grem, teh bargain-basement bride
Ifinkso, deh price uv deh wedding haz nuffin tu dew wif deh kwality uv deh marriage.
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Gremlin, u gotted a bargain!!!!
YAY Gremlin!
Teh bestest ebber!
IFN I ebber gets marryed agin, I wanna gets marryed onna beech, jes me an him, teh preechur, an teh 2 witnesses, an den frow partee laytur.
Ai haz been married twice,in a church both times.
Ai give up…next (?) marriage will be in Vegas,baby!
Yep, I gotted a bargain, ifinkso! We has manaijed to get awl mah husband’s stuffs sitchuwayted in mah haus nao. Every week we organizes moar, and beddur. Mah husband sed to me this weekend that he was GLAD it awl happind just as it did; utherwyze, we wuld still be single.
Blessings – they sumtiems coems maskerading as disasters! *has a ponder*
rhsb, I hoeps yoo gits yor wish (if and when such a blessed event shuld occur). Teh beech sownds wunnerful! After teh wedding, yoo kin spend teh hole rest uv yor lyfe sellybrayting.
married at my bff’s house by a notary public
wore clothes I already had
jus celebrated 14th wedding anniversary!
My nawt-sekkund weddin wuz at a country club.
Teh sekkund weddin wuz at a church, wif teh cows mooin akross teh rode!
wuz a country church!
Yesh, berry mutch a country church!
Teh weddin party wus standin owtside an teh church doors wuz open. Wii wuz lissenin foar owr myoosick cyoos to go inside. Teh cows inna field akross teh rode started mooin.
Eberywun luuked at me, finkin I wuz gonna freek owt oar sumfin, but I jest laffed.
So,did you say ” I moo” ??????
cows wuz providing deh moosic !
I jes thot it wuz funnee. Iz nawt lyk I cudda hollered akross teh rode an sed, “Shuddup cowz!” an it wudda werked.
Yup, teh cowz wuz providin teh mooooo-syk!
Oh hai rhsb…I brung yu prezzint.
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oooooooooh EEEEEck, dats funny der!!! I moooo, I moooo!!! LOL
Wunder if marriage be leegal iffin you sez dat ? !!!??
aifinkso as long as yew stomps yer hoof on teh license!!!
That nawt b tew far…u up fer a rode trip?!?
ohai, rhsb!! i’m shur yoo haz notised by now taht yoo iz not turnd into a rootabayga. taht iz bekawz i haz been able to ekstend teh contrakt on yor burfday wish PERMANINTLY!!! FOREBER AND EBER!!! so it iz being yors to keep az long az yoo wants.
*wunderz if dis meens we needs anovver Nawty Barn for evreewun else*
Ohai, cween! Gud moarnin!
I will share teh NB. Jest nawt wanted to awn my birfday.
Whew!!! datz gud tu heer!! I awlmost fainted at deh thot!!!
YYYYYAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!!!
Fank you, burfday fairy!
I kin share teh NB, but nawt my prezzie, KWIM?
**runs to NB to go enjoy hur prezzie sum moar**
*Kitteh powts* Ai bet hawt dawgs r nawt reely goggie flayvored eivver! Iz teh false abbertisin!
** snerk **
In TTI we haz hedjhog flavr crisps (dats potato chips in `Merica, Aifink) but dey aer nawt reelee maed wiv reel hedjhogs!
Squeeeee!!! purrdoarabl kittehn! *thud*
Oh, deer, heer cumz teh CCC
*sweep up Catamist’s branes an rinse dem wiv spring water*
*pakk dem bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklitt possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
annipuss, u iz in Lundunz, wot time is rshb burfdai party in our time?
I finkso iz 5:00 lol for TTI.
Dat’s rite. Ai anserd up-fred.
*feelz MUSH bettrz naow, purrthanks annipuss* Puurtektib goggledize’s at paws raech…
Catamist…r u otay?!? Ware’s the CCC wehn u be kneading it? Ai haz my chrg on bery gud dis moarning…wif lots of hot pink ducky tape. Dis iz definitly a
splortalishiss kitteh. WANT! NAOW!!
yuz cheezpeeps revi…reinvig…re….owh catz! Yu donz guuuuud!
AND RHSB? MANY, MANY HAPPINEZZE’S BIRTHPURRDDAY!!!!
Bebbeh kitteh sez, “I lick my own behine an it nawt tasted az bad az dat bebbeh fuds did!”
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Ennybodee remember Gallagher talkin abowt kittehs an dere “diskriminatin” taste budz? Iz teh funnee.
LOL, yup. shiro had a rodenty-fing owt on teh bak porch taht him cawted. eeted teh bak haff in teh evening, saved teh frunt haff for morning, eeted evreefing but some ob teh innurds. bones, fur, hed, evreefing.
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an dis iz teh kitteh hoo only lieks teh chewy sammon-flavr treets an teh helfy-lief pyoorina food.
HA! That is awesome. Babies taste terrible.
Now someone convert this into LOLSpeak for me, as I do not speak it.
tahts ok, lolspeek iz opshunal. we not gibs peeplez a hard if tehy prefers not to yooze teh lolspeek. just dont liek it wen peeplez be gibbing us a hard time cawz we lieks to yooze lolspeek.
heer iz my verzun (evreewun haz a diffrent dialekt): “LOL!! taht iz teh win an awsum!! bebbehs are teh pleh, not tasty or nootrishus.”
Egg sell end translashun, lunarmommy! As a gradjooate trans lay tor ai appref …. appor …. enjoy gud translashuns and ai fink u did bery well! Mabbeh u has missed ur troo profeshon?
Welkum, Enna!!! Welkum to Cheezland! Whether you speak Lolspeak or rite in plane Ingrish is entirely up to you. You are welcome either way as long as you play nice. Please draw up a chair, take a kitteh and start enjoying yourself. This is teh most wunnermus site on Erf.
Messeh kitteh gots no eerz!
Kitteh has a dream
when himz will haz opposable thumbz
and himz will rule over all humankindz
Once again, you smear food ALL OVER a cat’s mouth for the sake of a photo.
FFS, it’s in VERY bad taste this website.
*holds up sign wif both feelers*
Do NAWT feed the trolls!
Rather, get a catchee fingy and get him in a cayge for teh safari park! YAY!
…but if we duzzent feeds em how will dey ever get fattened up for teh roasting…?
cool kitteh!!!!!!
Behbee Kitteh juss
habz 2 taysst gooppee fud. Naow
himz wishtz himz haddint
Gooppee fud iz “Pleh!”.
No haz chrunnchee oarz gooshee.
Kitteh duz nawt wantz!
A cookee wudz beez
deelishuss treet. Taykz away
tayst ubz gooppee fud!
Jack.
“goopee fud” LOL
jack, yoo are alwayz full ob win and awsum!!
Cheezburger wud make nice replasemint
Stoopy WurdPretzel eated mai earlier poast!
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Ai tri agin…
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Speeking uv kitthe fuud, heer is a kitty what akshully sez “Om nom nom nom nom”:
aitch tee tee pee colon slash slash http://www.buzzfeed.com/expresident/om-nom-nom-nom/
oh, now it plays wif mai poast, adn adds teh http!!
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Stoopy WurdPretzel!
it duz dat…… if u post wif deh h t t p thingy, it gitz sent tu deh moderators….. adn if u posting it wif deh 3Wz, it skipz past deh moderatorz and posts rite away, but deh WP addz deh h t t p bak in. …. it b deh mystery uv deh intertuubz…..
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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That iz soooooooooooooooo kewt!!!!elbenty!!!!!!
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Want!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh my! *falls over laffin at teh nom nom nom kitteh*
Hao kyoot! That tabby luvs hims nom-noms!
Aaaaawwww!
My Max did that!
Diddent want newun tayking himz fuds awai. Wuz lyk habbing dinner conbersayshun sumtymz, yoo cud tawk to him frum de tabl adn he wud anser.
Kyoot bebbeh!
kitteh saiz nom nom nom butt (hee hee) ai fink it translaytes tew “tuch mai fud an pul bak a stump hooman!”
I agwees.
I brotted yu prezzent….can’t make bloo linkee cuz WP eatin it up.
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Well dats odd…
Don’ talk wit ur mouf full…
oh noes…. forgotted the moast emportant glassis….
*looking round to find substishional goggles*…
to late… splooooooooooorrrrrrttttttt…..
CCC COMIN FROO!!!!!!!
Sweepy Sweepy teh braymes.
Tehn they goez bak intoo teh braymepan.
*ssssssssplop*
Shyn’em upp.
*buffabuffabuffa wit teh ShamWow*
*Fidduls wif teh boney bitz*
Ai neber wuz mush guud at puzzlez wif moar tahn 5 pcs…
*Ducky tape, Ducky tape, Ducky, Ducky, Ducky tape*
Naow a new CHRG…
Adn a tinfoyl hat.
Adn a big foofee bankee foar you to shnuggul adn fluff wif yuur poyntee ends…
Yuu feelz bedder naow?
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OH! Awl moast forgrotted… herez a chawklit hedghog wif praline prickles… awn a stick soe you doant pricklify yoosef.
dis reeminds mee of dat ee-mayl I gut a foo weekz ago….
in Afreeca, da flavr of de babee fudz iz repreezented by a pikture uv teh foodz iz sposed too tayst lyke.
Gerber, howevr, dint relyze dis, an reeleesed de jarz as dey luk heer in teh US uv A.
Peopls in Afreeca wasnt buyin’ teh Gerberz cuz dey thought is waz baby-flavrd!
LOL!!
kulchural diffrenses, we haz dem
Looks like all ya did was use it like lipsticks… (for the first time)
This has to be the most disturbing post I’ve ever seen on this site. I mean, it’s really dark.
yoo just haznt luked hard enuff
do a tagwurd serch for “dingo” sumtime
*snerk*
In a way, yes. But how many jokes are there about dog biscuits not tasting of dog, while chocklit biscuits do? And at least this wun is accompanied by a splortaciously cute kitteh. DO WANT!
Oh, and welkum, Ruth! Ai dont fink ai has scene u be4. Iffn u has come out of teh lurking shadows to share ur feeling of disturbedness wif us, ai says welkum and sawry it shud be on such a sombre note. But u noes dis site be normally very good-natured and funny. U are welkum to be here and share your opinion.
hyoomer is sudjek…subjerk…in teh brayne uv teh beholder. mai cheezpal chris10a made dis, mebbe joo likes it teh bettur? http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=3009073
stoopee dingo, bebbehs not nootrishus or delishus
Bebbeh… the other-other white meat…
bebbeh… it’s what’s for dinner!
O hay guise. Can I just mention that at noon Eastern (about 5 minutes from now), CNN will broadcast Dr. Martin Luther King’s “I Have a Dream” speech in its entirety. It looks like u can watch on cnn.com also. It runs about 17 minutes, they say.
kthxletsbeexcellenttoeachother
i can has bebbehburger?
Shure! It awnlee costs u an arm adn a leg!!! Buhahahahaha!!! *ebil grin*
**heddesk….**
*kawfee spyoo* BWAAAAAAAAAhahahahahahaha!
Conga rats Winnie-Wonka awn anuzzer fien capshun awn teh front payj!!!!11!
Tanks! *drops curtsy*
Hao duz it noe?
omg thats so cute! haha i love lolcats!
Please read label to make sure there isn’t any onion powder in the baby food. Kthnxbai.
awww this kitty is so cute =D
Wel, teh AKCHUAL bebbeh ov teh howse dint finysh awl ov hims fuud, adn teh bebbeh fuud jar wuz jes lyeing idle;
Soe teh bebbe kitteh, beeing tipikally kyuurius, liek awl kittehs, deecydid tuu sampul iyt;
Her thot iyt wuz babbeh kitteh guushey fuud inna jar;
Butt sadlee, her wuz dysappoyntid tuu findez aowt taht iyt wuz jes sum pleh hyuoomin bebbeh vegtamabul purreed stuf:
Teh fotografur ov teh howse kaptured teh mohmint:
EYNDE OV A REELY SADD BEBBEH KITTEH STORREE!!!
omg funny
Ah! That’s terrifying!
itz icky sikkee
omg lmao