Comments on: HARD WORK

By: MalloryKay.

MalloryKay. — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 14:03:46 +0000

That’s my Z cat.

By: uksponge360

uksponge360 — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 02:01:13 +0000

ai has nebber been to teh booteek befor eever! Lolbooteek is got lots of nice fings

I’ll be hangin round teh kitteh snoeglobez, and thinkin of my holidae comin up in February, i’z off snowboarding in teh Bulgaria for a week

By: uksponge360

uksponge360 — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 01:56:47 +0000

my pooter say that too, but mai post does appear before yours. and after i posted it and it redirected to the page my post was the only one there

Not being funny tabbehkitteh, just sayin what happened on mai pooter, luff and hugz really

By: lolcatsrtight

lolcatsrtight — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 20:18:06 +0000

Sank u! I wuz worreed no1 wouldz help me! I iznt drink much speerits, but maybe
sum mulled wine, heavy on ze sinnamon lite on ze cloves, now off wis you mah boy!

P.S. Sanks 4 duh butterflyez

By: upfi

upfi — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 18:32:28 +0000

Oh NOES!!!!! Lotcatsrtight has splorted and nawt been reskewed!!! Oh DEAR!!!

*Upfi drags CCC in wif her feelers*
*scoops up the brains*
*rinses them in spring water*
*gently eases dem back into Lolcatsrtight’s cranial cabbity*
*pat pat pat*
*pulls CHRG(wdoi) over Lolcatsrtight’s hed.
I hope u like teh littlol butterflies ai drawed on it!
*wraps Lolcatsrtight’s hed wif ducky tape*
*sits Lolcatsrtight on a comfee armchair*
*wraps Lolcatsrtight in a floofy blankit wif teh cheezmap of fwends printed awn it*
*hands Lolcatsrtight a cuppa of hawt chocklit wif some revitalising spirit (Whisky? Rum? U choose!) in it and a chocklit possum.

There, ai hope u feels better now. And as we has nawt met be4, welkum to cheezland and ai hopes to be fwends wif u. Ai has depreshun, too, u noes.

By: upfi

upfi — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 18:20:04 +0000

By teh time u read dis (iffn u reads dis at awl) teh operashun will be over and dun wif. Ai hope it has awl gone well and Mrs Maus is recubbering well. Ai udnerstand her fears and worries and it is gud you pried her off teh screen wif a big crowbar cos it’s NAWT a gud idea to see videos of surgery on teh nite be4 aforemenshuned surgery is going to be performed on you. Sheesh. But dat’s wot peeps will do, unfortunately. Ai hope you had a safe trip and awl is well. We needs u here, Maus. U an ur ebil twin brutha are important to our interests. Schmoos from Upfi

By: upfi

upfi — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 17:47:34 +0000

Happi nawt-sekkung, slowpizza, and welkum to cheezland!

By: uksponge360

uksponge360 — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 15:33:58 +0000

mmm, chokklit marteeenee *sip sip*

can we gets a chokklit fowntain for teh sillybrayshuns?

By: uksponge360

uksponge360 — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 15:29:24 +0000

slowpizza was cheating… and displaced my nawt sekkond >:-(

By: Ambercat

Ambercat — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 07:57:38 +0000

*pssst* Juss pertend yu is TTI – Wullwerfs wus goin strawng heer til juss last week – ok mebbe nawt so strawng, afterawl!

Good to see yu Gibbocat, plees to com owt an plai som mor

By: Mike

Mike — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 07:17:20 +0000

http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2908290

By: EbilRedKitteh

EbilRedKitteh — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 07:07:16 +0000

Troo…yoo nebber heerz ub kittehs fawling ober from “karoshi”…

=^..^=

By: EbilRedKitteh

EbilRedKitteh — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 07:04:46 +0000

Woolwurf’z? Ai ‘memburz dat playce…wuz a fun stoar wenn Ai wuz just a liddlol EbilRed. Ai cud goez bai bus awl bai mai loansumz, shawp fur mai own skuul supplyez and cloavingz, and eben haz lunch dere. Dang…iz Ai reelee gawt dat oald?

=^..^=

By: lolcatsrtight

lolcatsrtight — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 06:25:00 +0000

thats true. I has depression! but zen i look at dese kittehs and its better. bcuz dey is so tite.

By: denka

denka — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 05:56:52 +0000

Uhh… Let’s see you go through depression. “Hard work never killed anybody”? It had. It does.

By: kimkiwi

kimkiwi — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 05:24:05 +0000

Ai lubs hard werk – ai kin wotch it foar howers.

By: kimkiwi

kimkiwi — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 05:23:27 +0000

Ohai rhsb – nott shure if yew sor mai kommint but ai manijd tew fynd all teh YNGs wot ikscaped. Nd tehy is orl freshlee bufd jist foar yew.

By: lolcatsrtight

lolcatsrtight — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 05:07:20 +0000

Story of my life!!
But this cat is soo cute!
“SPLORT!!”

By: madamz

madamz — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 04:50:56 +0000

Wut haz been read, can nawt bii unread!!

By: nismo

nismo — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 04:30:20 +0000

Cats are sooooo lazy. Gotta love ‘em.

By: natotater

natotater — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 04:27:58 +0000

dis be uh unmotuvashunul poesterr.

By: Draconic Kitteh

Draconic Kitteh — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 04:05:34 +0000

ai’z watchin ‘Smokey and the Bandit’ awn teh tee-vee…..iz nawt-as-grate as teh dee-vee-dee vershun…..dey had tew eddit sum ob teh laygwidj aowt, adn dat maekz sum partz nawt maek mucch senes……izza gud moobie, butt (*snerk*) teh tee-vee vershun iz jusst….differunt….

purrsunalee, ai lieks teh dee-vee-dee vershun betturr….

By: Draconic Kitteh

Draconic Kitteh — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 04:03:12 +0000

Hmmm………
………..
*finks fur a minnit, spinnin teh propellurr*

mite depend awn haow lawng yoo iz att skool, wut yoo meenz bai ‘basic stuffs’, &etc.
Awlsew, wut kynd ob condishuns iz it gonna bee in? Liek, wuld it bee moastly awn a desk, nawt mooved? oar izzit gonna bii liek, carried ebbereewhar, adn git a bit ob a beetin?
Anutthur awlsew, duz it mattur teh OS? Dat can maek teh deesishun foar yoo…
sawree ai nawt can halp tew mucch awn succh limitud informayshun…

By: Angelwaits

Angelwaits — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 04:00:42 +0000

Screw post into bone!!! Iz for gud cause, but mere idea at first is scaree. Mrs. Maus cud ‘member why she choze diz action in furst palyce. playce.

By: D.R.

D.R. — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 03:59:33 +0000

Hey, sleepin on the floor not as eazy as it looks!

U gotsta watch out fer kids, goggie, slippers… it’s a lot to do.

Which means I gotta go sleeps again.

By: Draconic Kitteh

Draconic Kitteh — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 03:59:13 +0000

Nrrrrgh….iz tew laet furr meh…..

*slinkz awff tew teh NB*

By: rhsb

rhsb — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 03:57:21 +0000

DK – U’d be a gud wun to axk. I wanna get a lappy top but donut kno wat to luuk foar.

I wanna use it foar skool, innertoobs an basic stuffs. No gamin an no fancee pikshur stuffs.

Enny suggeshtuns?

By: Angelwaits

Angelwaits — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 03:53:26 +0000

Ai finks last lyne wuz In awl cases, NBD.
Curse dese non-typing pause, NE way.
It’s teh lack of fumbs, yeah, that’s it! Lack of funbs!! (See, whud’d Ai tellz U?)

By: Draconic Kitteh

Draconic Kitteh — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 03:53:25 +0000

LOL!!

sheesh….iff ai hadded dat kiend ob munniez……..

Hmmm…dey doesn’t maek pyooters dat eggspensibe….

*puttz awn GH(wpoi), spinz teh propellurr*(Warnink: eggstreem geekee content faowlowink here!!)

butt ai culd maek a clusturr ob hard driebz adn RAM moduelz, adn git a reelee gud grafix card….adn stuffs liek dat…….adn maybee awlsew git a reeelee gud lappytop….mebbe maek wun awn mai aown….git wun wif reelee gud grafix adn stuffs, adn gud battereez liefs, adn lukkz cool, adn stuffs liek dat…..
hmmm…adn maebee wun ob does fingz dat allaow teh pyooturr to connekkt tew teh inturrtoobz throo teh cell foen netwurk….hmmmmmm…………

By: rhsb

rhsb — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 03:51:42 +0000

Hur wedding shoes are $2,000.

I finkso mine an hubbehs’ whole wedding costed mebbe $2,000, an dat inkloodid owr outfits!

By: Angelwaits

Angelwaits — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 03:46:18 +0000

Kinna dependz on whur awr minds are fock ussed, seams liek. Kittehs jus spends der tyme beeming thots at us, an can concen trait on key ideas. Whyle hoomins is thinks of wurk (shhh!!) and fud to fix, an car oar bus, an buks, an ….

By: Angelwaits

Angelwaits — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 03:43:18 +0000

An Ai minted tu say: dat iz very clever whut U wrote.
(teh kitteh paws iz tu fast, sumtymes!)

By: rhsb

rhsb — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 03:43:10 +0000

Awn teh following episode (diffrint cupplol), teh gui boughted his wife-to-be a platinum/diamond bracelet. Cost? $215,000! Teh eerings iz $27,000.

Um, if I had $215,000 to spend, I’d be LIBBIN in wat I bought, an has munnies left over!

Teh egg-stravagins iz owtradjeous. I kno iz dere munnies to spend az dey wish, but geez-o-peet-a mitey!

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 03:42:43 +0000

my werk here is done.

By: Angelwaits

Angelwaits — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 03:40:46 +0000

Dis iz for gibbocat.
If uz kin ‘members Woolworth’s U nite bee neerly mai age!

By: Draconic Kitteh

Draconic Kitteh — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 03:39:04 +0000

Ya knoe, hard werk iz alwaes………succh hard werk…..duz dat maek sens?

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 03:38:26 +0000

Bork a BAHA!

By: Angelwaits

Angelwaits — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 03:38:01 +0000

Iz nyce dat U is neerly always teh wun giving teh greetins and the cele willy silly — those things! Fank you !!!

By: Maus

Maus — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 03:37:10 +0000

Thanks also 2 you, Red. G’nite!

By: Maus

Maus — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 03:36:17 +0000

No: she’s going. Thanks, Leeza. We’re (finally) going to bed now. Thanks for listening. If I went to bed an hour ago (as I wanted to), she would have stayed up until lord-knows-o’clock. Just what she needs before this. G’nite, friend. Cya 2sday.

By: rhsb

rhsb — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 03:33:59 +0000

Tryin to pik a fite? Yup, she’s nerbis.

Tell hur wii awl send owr lubs an hugs. {{{Mrs. Maus}}}

Deer Mrs Maus,
Plz to kno dat U got wun of teh few “gud wuns”. I hope to get az lucky az U are sumday.
Sinserelee,
rhsb

By: Caiutis

Caiutis — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 03:33:56 +0000

Why Work When Being Lazy Is Already Perfect ?

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 03:32:17 +0000

hmmm…
has she sed she’z not going?
If not.. I think I wud let her be, and go to bed.
If u’v sed all u can say…wot else can u do?
Maybe she just needs some time to hurself to think about it all?
.
just a shot in teh dark..

By: rhsb

rhsb — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 03:28:53 +0000

Okay, so I’m chanjin clothes an catch a glimpse of teh tee-vee.

“Platinum Weddings” is on.

Teh cost foar dese peeplols reception dekor? WUN MILLYUN MUNNIES!

Holee crap.

By: Maus

Maus — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 03:27:32 +0000

Cold feet, I think. She has looked forward to this for 2 years, ever since we heard about the device. We have fought the insurance peeps etc., and cleared schedules and… and… and… etc. She’s been trying to pick a fight with me all night, too. I have resisted (successfully), but… SHEESH! WIMMINS!!!

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 03:25:49 +0000

slowpizza was slow.

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 03:24:30 +0000

I’m doin what any well-bred southern gurl wud do, and pertendin I dint read it.

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 03:23:18 +0000

schmoos to u too!!

By: rhsb

rhsb — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 03:22:30 +0000

AAACCCKKKK!!!

Brane bleech emerjensee!

Jes kiddin, Maus.

Shud I hi-five U or sumfin nao, or iz dat onlee wut guies do?

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 03:21:13 +0000

so what is giving her cold feet?
just scared?
doesn’t sound like anything complicated tomorrow…
.
I’m a fan of surgery, if it’s the right thing… I had back surgery 5 years ago. It was like a miracle.