Oh, deer, heer cumz teh CCC
*sweep up Ambercat’s branes an rinse dem wiv spring water*
*pakk dem bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklitt possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
Oh, deer {{{{{{annipuss}}}}}} ai fink yu mite noze but furgawt dat da spring waddur wifowt sum liddul bit ub salt wil maik da brane celz esplode. Dat mite nawt be such a gud fing fur moast ub us. mite be tu lait fur sum.
Wher wus teh worning?! Peepul -we muss pertest abowt tihs! Such cyootee kitehs shud nawt be publishd awn teh innerwebs wivowt Xplissit worning to waer yur CHRG(wdoi) or Splort sensitiff sunglassesses!
Mai brayns is nao awl ober teh plaice an AI muss tayk maisef orf to bed o recubber
ohai, ambercat. hao u bii teh fealing? ai’z soh shaykee ai haftu bii *owtside*. mebbe going luk at teh burdz. iz nais dai. den ai commink hoam, nycie nappi mebbeh… nawt in muud fur tybooteeq — raynechek okai?
Oh, deer, heer cumz teh CCC
*sweep up Calicocoa’s branes an rinse dem wiv spring water*
*pakk dem bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklitt possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
Oh, deer, heer cumz teh CCC
*sweep up Plasticat’s branes an rinse dem wiv spring water*
*pakk dem bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklitt possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
oh no! CHRG at desk!
splort!
::all ober da shinee satellite::
Note to self-no LOLcats near satellites!
Oh, and
::clunk, thud::
But happee, oh so happee at cute fuzziness!
Oh, deer, heer cumz teh CCC
*sweep up Gammacat’s branes an rinse dem wiv spring water*
*pakk dem bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklitt possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
Fankkee anni!!
::sips hawt choklit. Noms candee possum::
Went from talking bout werk and futball
wif cowerkers to such kyootness!
::luks at piktur THRU gogglol::
Sigh. Such fuzziness!!
Oh, deer, heer cumz teh CCC
*sweep up Ckk’s branes an rinse dem wiv spring water*
*pakk dem bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklitt possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
Mai gudnessez, Anni, u must b wornded owt frum takin keer uv awl deh splortz!!
,
Kum heer and sitting down in deh cumfy chair and relaxicating. Take dis softee blankee and a cuppa hawt koko wif deh wippee kreeme and chokklit sprinklolz.
.
*pokez fiyre, addz a log adn pokez fiyre agin. sparkz flying up deh chimneez.
FangQ mai cween, Akchoolee Ai aer goin 2 bed now – iz juss affer midnite an Ai mite tern into a punkin iffn Ai doan’t get 2 bed soon!
G’nite ebbriwun, g’nite!
Oh, deer, heer cumz teh CCC
*sweep up DK’s branes an rinse dem wiv spring water*
*pakk dem bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklitt possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
ohai rhsb! ai haz tew sai happitayl birfdai naow, cuz ai kan’t maek it tew yer partee tewmarrow…wii had big layoffs atwerk, and ai lawst mai eezee job in teh qualitee kontroll lab and ai had tew go bakk owt intew produckshun, sew ai haz tew werk 7AM-3PM… sew…..HAPPITAYL BIRFDAI RHSB!!!!
Oh, deer, heer cumz teh CCC
*sweep up DK’s branes an rinse dem wiv spring water*
*pakk dem bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklitt possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
Oh, deer, heer cumz teh CCC
*sweep up Twokittehs branes an rinse dem wiv spring water*
*pakk dem bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklitt possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
Aftur a vairy bizzee fhew daes, ai haz finlee reskwed orl teh YNGs hoo ikscaped frum teh NB. They iz nao saef nd recuberink frum tehir tiem in teh wyld. Nd ai haz buft tehm to a vairy niec shien.
Thx to orl ov yew hoo leted me noes wehn yew had a YNG fore kolekshun. Ai hoeps yew injoi yore YNG Reskew Skwad Badjis.
*SPLORT*
Oh, deer, heer cumz teh CCC
*sweep up Ambercat’s branes an rinse dem wiv spring water*
*pakk dem bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklitt possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
Poor anni! yew beh the buzi wif the CCC! (tho ai muss admit dey beh eminently splortable kittehs!)
Oh, deer {{{{{{annipuss}}}}}} ai fink yu mite noze but furgawt dat da spring waddur wifowt sum liddul bit ub salt wil maik da brane celz esplode. Dat mite nawt be such a gud fing fur moast ub us. mite be tu lait fur sum.
Iz otay, mai laydee, Ai yooze a mineral spring water dat haz salts init.
oh, dat’s a gud releef. Iz awl we nedez . Fankz fur duing such a gud jawb.
Wher wus teh worning?! Peepul -we muss pertest abowt tihs! Such cyootee kitehs shud nawt be publishd awn teh innerwebs wivowt Xplissit worning to waer yur CHRG(wdoi) or Splort sensitiff sunglassesses!
Mai brayns is nao awl ober teh plaice an AI muss tayk maisef orf to bed o recubber
Nite nite, Ambercat. Sleep tite!
aifinsko teh URL “icanhascheezburger” is basicallee a warning in itself.
ohai, ambercat. hao u bii teh fealing? ai’z soh shaykee ai haftu bii *owtside*. mebbe going luk at teh burdz. iz nais dai. den ai commink hoam, nycie nappi mebbeh… nawt in muud fur tybooteeq — raynechek okai?
Ai fink Ambercat haz gone 2 bed. She iz awlso in TTI an she haz 2 go 2 werk in teh mornin. Ai aer rityred, so Ai doant haz 2 get up erlee!
teh POWr uv 3
aaaoooawwww ai haz a kyooteniss splort!!! want! awl thfree!
Oh, deer, heer cumz teh CCC
*sweep up Calicocoa’s branes an rinse dem wiv spring water*
*pakk dem bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklitt possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
wheuwww, anni — ai kneaded taht, aifinkso. fankx furr teh sayving mii.
still WANT, thuough…
agreed these kittehs are teh too kewt i want to snorgle them
Yep…dey DUZ maek a gud matchded set…
=^..^=
Sepia levels need checked too.
Barius digreez uv briteness – wun degree uv lubbable
naise comemmemt, annipuss! (iz layte furr u, yish?)
It’s juss affer 11pm heer – I yooshully stai up till bowt midnite.
*handz annipuss teh speshul calicocoa cocoa*
heerz teh nytekap foar u, anni. majik. stil beieing hawt wehn yu beigng reddie foar drinkee…
Thx, dat iz juss rite fur dis tiem uv nite!
all lazers off.
teh less briteness, teh longurr teh batturee lebbelz lazzt!
dat meenz dat teh layzorz hab moar charje tew yoose!!
Aw, luukit dose bebbehs!
**holds awn tite to CHRG**
aaaaaoooooowwwwwwrrrrrraaaaaaaooooo wheuww. nawt splort tihs taim!
Iz tew Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetttttttttttttttttttttt
SPLORT
Oh, deer, heer cumz teh CCC
*sweep up Plasticat’s branes an rinse dem wiv spring water*
*pakk dem bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklitt possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
fanx annipuss Ai noez Ai juss gottidawn an noa ai haz tew goez agen! Gess dat meens Ai kant luuk at teh pikshurr agen!
oh no! CHRG at desk!
splort!
::all ober da shinee satellite::
Note to self-no LOLcats near satellites!
Oh, and
::clunk, thud::
But happee, oh so happee at cute fuzziness!
Oh, deer, heer cumz teh CCC
*sweep up Gammacat’s branes an rinse dem wiv spring water*
*pakk dem bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklitt possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
Fankkee anni!!
::sips hawt choklit. Noms candee possum::
Went from talking bout werk and futball
wif cowerkers to such kyootness!
::luks at piktur THRU gogglol::
Sigh. Such fuzziness!!
kyootness: 100%, 100%, 100%
Level of mischief is inversely proportional to briteness
yoo knoe, wen ai nawt-second seed deese kittehs, ai nawt immediyatelee fink ‘aww, hao kyoot…’
weerd, rite? ai nebber eeben thot ob dat…
Hai DK
Whut did you think??
in-choir-ink mines need to knouw!
ai aktchuallee thot ob skreen briteness awn mai lappytawp….
mai geekiness, lemme sho yoo it!
*putz awn GH(wpoi), spinniez teh propellurr*
CAWSHUN!!!
SNUGLEE LEVEL XSEEDED!!!
KUTE lil baybees!
I’z protektid wif mai CHRG.
YAY!!
Bebbeh kitteh kyuootniss tuu teh faktur ov elebentey……
‘Dorabul Asploashun iyn 3,……2,…….1,…..
BOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!
Kyuootniss asploades adn floatez daown tuu cuvver
evvereefing iyn site………..!
Oh, deer, heer cumz teh CCC
*sweep up Ckk’s branes an rinse dem wiv spring water*
*pakk dem bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklitt possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
Mai gudnessez, Anni, u must b wornded owt frum takin keer uv awl deh splortz!!
,
Kum heer and sitting down in deh cumfy chair and relaxicating. Take dis softee blankee and a cuppa hawt koko wif deh wippee kreeme and chokklit sprinklolz.
.
*pokez fiyre, addz a log adn pokez fiyre agin. sparkz flying up deh chimneez.
FangQ mai cween, Akchoolee Ai aer goin 2 bed now – iz juss affer midnite an Ai mite tern into a punkin iffn Ai doan’t get 2 bed soon!
G’nite ebbriwun, g’nite!
G’nite!! Schmoooz!!
waet…wen yur hed asplodes, it /adds/ kyootness to ebberyfink?
Huh….
*lukkz bakk at pikktshur* ai dun geddit…wuz teh piktshur /dat/ kyoo–
*SPLORT*
…..ai affurm dat klaim nao….
Oh, deer, heer cumz teh CCC
*sweep up DK’s branes an rinse dem wiv spring water*
*pakk dem bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklitt possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
ah…..itz been a lawng tiem sins ai’s hadda splort…
Hay! Legally Blonde is on. I lubs dat moovie.
**finkin hur needs to praktiss hur Bend N Snap**
ohai rhsb? how is U
Did U has a gud birfdai?
{{{{rhsb}}}}
I wish U has a gud year
ohai rhsb! ai haz tew sai happitayl birfdai naow, cuz ai kan’t maek it tew yer partee tewmarrow…wii had big layoffs atwerk, and ai lawst mai eezee job in teh qualitee kontroll lab and ai had tew go bakk owt intew produckshun, sew ai haz tew werk 7AM-3PM…
sew…..HAPPITAYL BIRFDAI RHSB!!!!
Fanks, laydees!
My day wuz gud. I has a liddlol disappoyntment but iz okay.
My brudder called an wished me Happitayle Birfday an den him putted teh neffew awn teh fone. Neffew jabbered an teh goggies barked.
Sorry U nawt kin make it to party, UK. I normally hasta werk 8-4:30 but 2morro iz loliday foar us.
ai wuz werkin 6:30PM-7AM, and wuz spozed tew hab tewmorrow off…naow ai haz tew werk
and wii kan’t go on teh innertubes atwerk newai
Mass Spekktrum Kittehz
lykez 2 naps awll stakkt up. Iz
Bessest way 4 wawrmz
Mass Spekktrum Kittehz
habz hye ‘Sploart!’ poatenshull, yetz
day Nappz blissfullee
Kitteh in middull
stayz wawrmesst lawngesst. Uddurr
Kittehz swapz owt sune
Jack.
*claps floofy paws* is berry accurate and poetic
omg cuteness overload
:SPLORT
oh – betteh laight dan nebber ebber…
Oh, deer, heer cumz teh CCC
*sweep up DK’s branes an rinse dem wiv spring water*
*pakk dem bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklitt possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
Get well soon!!!
uhm – saved the wronged victim…
** tries again….***
oh – betteh laight dan nebber ebber…
Oh, deer, heer cumz teh CCC
*sweep up Twokittehs branes an rinse dem wiv spring water*
*pakk dem bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklitt possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
Get well soon!!!
aww….. how cute….. lol. anyway, niec pic u haz there. oh kool, 50th comment.
A NUPDAET. A NUPDAET. HEER IZ A NUPDAET
Aftur a vairy bizzee fhew daes, ai haz finlee reskwed orl teh YNGs hoo ikscaped frum teh NB. They iz nao saef nd recuberink frum tehir tiem in teh wyld. Nd ai haz buft tehm to a vairy niec shien.
Thx to orl ov yew hoo leted me noes wehn yew had a YNG fore kolekshun. Ai hoeps yew injoi yore YNG Reskew Skwad Badjis.
Yay!
I want this printer.
Vegeta, what does the scouter say about the cute level?! IT’S OVER 9000!
ooooooh! bebbee nozies! bebbeh eerz!
pinkee pinkee dans dans dans
gud fing CHRG (wdoi) is sooper glood in plais!!!
bebbehs! want!!
“Stack cats… iz a palindrome.”
(still one uv mai favrits)
50 IRE kitteh neds grayskal calibrashun
NOOOOOO kitteh not the dark side!!!!
u noes wat i alwayz tink of wen i sees theez kindses of picz? wat wood da negtiv numbrs lok likes?