U may showfur
U may showfur me around now. Wez will start in de kitchen.
but i thot u liekd 2 drive urself.
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fatt chantz!
Mornin, Calicocoa We haz a tye agane!
ohai anni! ai guesueing we’z juss laik teh silkwurmz (hadda rayce adn ednded uop inna ty…) ai reedink taht inna teh tuxkitteh lol yesaday. vurry gud joak, adn vurry bad awlsew…
At leest it’s wun Ai hazn’t heered b4!
Ai haz 2 go owt naow. Bai fur naow!
bai anni. beddtym foar mii…
Ware u may gib me gushi fud
…an strokinz an rubbinz an toyz an treatz!!!
*WADDA QTII!!*
Tehn we find teh bedroom fer my nappy-time… zzzzz
yersh, nappytym. iz free aklok heire inna caly4mya, mebbeh sum koko aftur tai beau tick, annipuss? niteynitey….zzzzzZZzZzZZZZZZZzzzZzZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Iz 11.30 Sumdai mornin heer an a brite breezy dai. Sleep tite Calicocoa!
fanx anni. emjoi teh bryte!
“The Dread Pirate Roberts takes no survivors.”
Rickshaw cat is made of Rick, and Shaw.
adn kat.
Bettah then Rick Rolled.
teh pleh
den deres…Rick Man….
Rickman
yah…..dats teh stuff…
*sighs*
tehr’s a lubblee billbored rite bai mai hawse wif a pickshure of mr rickman…mai alan…sigh..
Ohai, calicocoa- where yu b in caly4na ? yu sez norf ob s.f.- marin county ? yu b onna cheezmap ? what he h**l we bof b doen up at 3 am, hum ? mi, I haz no life, an nawt feline 2 ud 2 nite sos aiz up watchin da ‘bama stuff onna CNN.
ohai spark! yerss, sam ruffelle. hao baot yu? (adn ai hoapz yuo feelz teh bettur…
nait nait!
Pleez tew taik teh scenick root, goe past teh lidder baux, teh snak storage plaice an teh gushifud cabinet.
I has a bus pass
iz Schroedinger kitteh if bawx is mowbile an missin wun saide?
Yesh, an wen u r nawt lukin, teh kitteh is nawt in teh kitchen noar owt ob teh kitchen, but iz blerrrrd butween deez posiblol staytz.
ooooooo skeeery! an sighintifix!
Is tihs a handcart? Oh boi, tehn am Ai in trubble!
at leas iz nawt a handbaskit!
In TTI we mostly go in a handcart – dunno why,mebbe we has mor luggidge!
yoo gits tew taik it wiff yoo if yoo is TTIish?
Yew awl wuz being so lol for me!! Ai singles awt calicoca, annipuss, mugglemary, Daybid, an Ambercat four speshul menshun.
Tankx. One (or two) duzzent findz this kind of witt jus everywhere.!!
ohhh fangkews, angelwaits! *blushes glowinglee* taht sew sweet, speshullee whin wun finks tehy ar tawkin tew tehm selfs a lawt ob teh time. ai duz amyooz maiself, but unshur if enneewun else gits mai stranj sens ob humer.
Wai iz tehre a punkin inn mai limo sted uv a minibar? this iz unakceptayble!
Punkin turns into byootiful carriage ala Cinderella Cat.
what the heck does Wez, Iz, Youz means?
Ai iz nawt for shur, but prolly: *//We, I, You,//* in English. In fack, in mai town, dey seyz “yous.” Awlsew in parts of New York, afinkso.
Sumtimes werks for me to float and czech out the contextgx. Awlso, kittehs can’t type: me neether.
Showfur? But u iz da kitteh, u iz da wun wif awl da fur!
Liddill Kitteh amz
awllmoast 2 beegz 4 hurz fur.
Dat willz chaynjj kwikklee
Playeeng ‘Stayr~Daownz’ wiff
Prittee Wun iz gaym dat willz
akkawmplish nuffeeng
Liddill Kitteh canz
keepz Speshull Playss. Prittee Wun
duz nawt duz ’showfurr’!
Jack.
Awwww!!!
WAGONS, HO! Go West, yung kitteh, go West…
Dis bebbeh is adorablol!
**YOINK**
Wow rhsb! Yu mus hav kwite teh kolekshun ov yoinkd kittehs?!
the fact that you all have conversations in lolspeak is pretty pathetic and means it’s time for you to get off the computer.
The fact that you are compelled to comment on other people having harmless fun says more about you than it does about us.
Speaking in plain English to ensure you get my drift.
*falls over laffing at the truth****
Ummmm; wel, iyt iys: LOLCATS!!!!
Yuu knoew: wen iyn Rome, speek liek a Roman purrsohn….
sweetley sed
it taiks braynes tew tipe in lolcat. trai it sumtaim an see whut ai meen, junyur. utherwise stay on yur own sites an leeve us alone, as yoo ar obveeuslee sew soopeareeyur to us.
Adorabiblol kitteh is adorabiblol!
sum peepz is sew clooliss an shud get auf da cumputerz cuz dey doan getz itz!
Bring out ur ded!
Im not ded yet!
In teh days before
Monorail Cat technologeh
Iz gud wun!!
(ifn wez annoying, why deh peeps nawt just leaf?)
ORRRRRR
as you know who so famously sed……………………….
GOWAIDEN!
:hello?: wai iz mai eers burnin??
Sowwy, dat coment wuz ment for “catalogical humor.”
Dese R jus nawt nesting rite. Ackshully, NBD.
‘SOK.
still sayin teh rite stuffs.
OMG that looks exactly like my cat!!!! his name is Snowball and we got him on Saturday.
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