I said i needs a drink……not a metal bowl wif water.
but i fink u haz a drinkin problum.
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pinot, pleez
Gud fing that wines aer red oar wite, nawt orinj.
Martoonies, tho…
GMTA!
ohai carosue! wanna skipp tu teh taebo teak? teh drinkiez carte iz havyng awl guud martooneez adn wyines. wantsta tryign a pinot martoonie tugefurr?
we shud!
…skippity taylz tou teh thai boot eke! mayking teh pinot martooniez!
I can has martooni?
We can has great ideas at da same time!
Therefore, yew shud be comin to teh tie booteek alzo!
Oteh, Aiz comin!
I cud come with?? Didja heer abowt the two silkwurms dat hadda race?? Dey ended up in a ty!! :snerk:
Dat waz a groaner yu spun.
Wheely??
*flops obbur ded frum teh badness*
Itz nawt so bad.. It could be verse…
*awakens juuuuuust long enuff to gib her carelol a smooch*
dens collapses agin.
Nawt can has a ded donkee!
*pulls out teh fibber later.
Greeses up teh padlols,
push teh CHRG buttun, *
CLEER Ai nawt noes why we haz tu yell, iz da rool
* ZZZZZZAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTYYYYYY *
U iz still ded? Ai can Zappity U agin?
Wipes WWr’s brow… Looks at donkey to see if she is coming bak to us… I shutz mai aise reel tite and wisus wif awl mai mite!!! Pleeeeze come bak donkey gurl..
*holds parfay under donkey’s nose…* One eye opins…
*opuns eye an weenks it at carelol an wisspurrs…”I wur juss
fakin…”
*Klozez iiz and wishez reel hard…
Puleeeeez Donkee, Kum Bak!!!!!!!!!!
U can maek sum wafflols wif chokklit saus powder shuggars and whippee creems? If dat nawt waek hurz up nuttin willz.
Kafleen!!!
Kum Bak!!
.
wii haz wafflolz!!!!!
.
And wii haz PARFAITZ!!!!!!
.
KUM BAK, DAWNKEE!!!!!!
iz there such a thing as a…..
wafful parfay???
ooooooooooo
i r deeeeeeeeeed.
butts….
i cud bee awakunned by lobstur and buttur.
Carful U noes where teh cween been putting teh buddurs lately!
Heer is a lobstur for U.
*holds out live lobstur wif an angree and teh pinchee ends*
Careful him nawt lieks cuddlols!
Note tew salf: Dew nawt maek WRr teh angree… hims can has vishus!
yah…noet to self……nawt to maek hims angree…hims culd sic an angree lawbsturr awn yoo……..
*dribes up wib a tanker filled wib martoonies*
.
“Onli ten galluns a purrson, pliz!”
so put me up on that watter fowntina in teh baffroom.
and make shur itz not too cold.
Purrhaps sumfing shakin …nawt stirrd wood be in ordr… Fanks!
{{{{{idansdans}}}}} gud tu se yu agen.
Ohai, mai lady.. Itz sew nise to be bak.. Famks.. U look luvlee tonite, I must say.
Milk.
Mee too!!!!I needs a drinkee… a taystee bevrige
Sumpin wif teh vawdka purrhaps…..
Mmmmm caint nom it….
slurrrrrp slurrrrrp gulp
Ahhhhhh.
I drinks mah wadder from teh drippin sink fankoo!!
Cud ya plz to turn it awn????
I’Z FIRSTEEEE!!!!!!
thiz iz awld waddur, ai wantz teh NOO waddur!
In ar houze, we calls teh water frum teh drippy faucet dat the kittehs like, teh “wild” water. They duz nawt want teh tame wanter, noes!
dat iz gud, sorta liek doemesstik oar impoartid!
Hao bout a Mancattan?
Cat-ber-nay?
Grey Goose?
catqueray?
Pina Catlada?
Cat-mo-politan?
Kitteh can has teh black cat.
1 oz vodka
1 oz cherry brandy
cranberry juice
cola
Preparation:
Pour the vodka and brandy into a highball glass filled with ice.
Fill the glass with equal amounts of cranberry juice and cola.
I fownded resipee foar drinkee called Tuxedo:
2 oz. Vodka
1 1/2 oz. Dry Vermouth
1/2 oz. Maraschino liqueur
3 dashes Orange Bitters
Combine ingredients in a shaker over ice. Mix well and strain into a chilled cocktail glass.
Iz martoonine, no?
waht kyinda vadka (oar jin, or rumm…) drinkiez iz wii wantign foar teh neckx kitteh parteh?
Absolut wif nip-stuft oliv
Boodles adn bananer wif teh kreem floter
Captain Morgan awh teh rox (gettit? pairit adn hiz shyp onn teh rox? nevurmiend…)
D…
Dom perry nom ( iz shampers but who cares?
Ebercleers wif orinj coke
F…
Frangelicat
Grand Mar-nay
Hennessee
Irish Creem (Bailey’s)
J…
Jaeger meister
Knob creek bourbuns
Lordy Calberts fur teh Canandians
M…
Moggy nog
Nail, rusteh
Old Grandcat
P…
Port, wine and lemon juice
Quail – Famous old whisky
Ripple Famous mistake from youth
S…
Saw-turnz
Tuxeedo martoonies frum resipee abuv
Uisquebah (iz Eyerich for wisk-kee)
Velbet, Blak
W …
Wine koolerz
Xit strategery
Yello snoe (shayvd icee + gallianoe
Zinfandel! (Teh redd. Nawt teh whait.)
cheerytaylz!
Funny U shud menshun teh vodka.. I wuz in teh store the uzzer day and saw vodka wif CAFEEN innit!! Waddya fin of dat?? Sorta defeetz teh relaxing porpuss doan it??
I’m confoozed… No, wait.. maybe In nawt!!
Ooops..dat wood be I’m nawt..
Marketing – dey stix sum caffeen in so you stays awake to drink more Vodka.
teh yung’uns leik to drink teh Red bull an wadka.
Is callded bulldozer.
Or if’n u liek
Red bull an Jagermeister!
PLEH!!!!
is callded teh jagerbawmbs.
Teystes leik cawff medisine.
IS FULL OF TEH YUK!!!
Yup!! Dat’s why tehy startid makin tah vodka wif cafeen awreddy innit.. I alwaze thot a liddle drinkee wuz uzualy takin to RELAX… not GETALLWIREDEDUP!!
It trooly boggles tah mind, Ifinkso.
It is so U can haz a relaxed adn be ALLWIREDUP at teh saem tyme, Aifinkso. But why NEone would want that, Ai haz a confoozed.
Inconseevabull!!
*snurt*
***schmoo***
*grins happilee*
Lowers da hinibishuns…keeps yew awake enuf tew ackshually dew stuff?
Tuxie kitteh wud liek
1 white russin and
1 blak russin.
Plzkthx4tehextravodka.
dat Romeow face.
I lubs it.
I nebbur gets tired ub its bootimuss ness.
*sigh*
**bows too teh Romeow**
*Stands bak an maiks a skware wif herz fingerz… lukz at Romeow frew teh skware….*
“OOooo000ooooo.. Yes, her IZ byootimus!!! Tohse aise… Taht sawft floofy furz…. I can haz otto graff??”
awwwwww
Teh otter iz buzy rite naw, but iz sending a jyraff tu stand in four hims.
ill hab a martooni and a pinaticatlata plz.
I wud lyk tradishunal-flabored margajareeta, frozed, wif no salt onna rim.
kthxbai
i want taht big wite bol wher teh water goez rowndy roundy round an yoo gets nice fresh water evree time.
or teh burd baf wurks for me, too.
My fren had kitteh dat lyk to watch teh wadder go down.
Anuther wun wud beg foar a skware of tp an EET it!
Hay frenz! I can ask favor?
I gotted munnies foar Krissmiss to go toward lappytop, but I nawt hazza cloo az to wat to luuk foar in lappytop!
Ifn u has enny halpful suggeshtuns, plz to clicky awn my bloo naem an leev me a messidj.
Fanks!
What U Use it 4 moast? Intertubes, games, picchurs?
Innertoobs, skool, nawt reely game-playur (uther than Solytair).
Whut does teh school Ur going to uze?
Doan unnerstan teh kweshtun.
Sum skools haz a recommended setup 4 peeps tu uze. If U are going to take classes make sure u get one that will meet or exceed the recommendations. Or you may end up buying another one before you need to.
Rly? I nawt kno dat.
I kno I nawt lyk Vista, an wud rathur has a vershun of XP insted. Unforchunatelee, moast lappytops has teh Vista.
Alsew, I nawt want “mini”. I finkso I needs largur skreen, at leest 15″ if nawt biggur.
u wanna peecee oar a mack?
No Mac’s plz.
bummr dood!
Onlee if itz a bigmag–wif cheez?
I suggest dat you look foar a computer insyde teh lappytop, oar yu mite nawt be abul tu uze it much.
She wuz only a whiskee maker… butt,
he luvd her still.
You’re just all OBBUR teh place, making us LOL!!!
*looks at iddd addoringlee*
r u feeling good tonite? No icky yucks?
*lubs mah carelol*
Ohai sweet donkey.. Yas Itz bin a gud cupla daze.. an Iz feline purty giddy.. Did WWr an cweenmj save u?? U wuz ded up teh thred.. Yore nawt a ghostie R U??
{{{kafleen}}}
If I ever become a ghost, my dear friend, you will be on the top of the list I
will visit before entering my final destination.
If I am allowed.
♥
Sorry, tuxie. Me Schmoop & I have already finished the wine.
(Robert’s Shiraz, btw, from Small Gully’s “The Formula” line, if anyone’s interested. Inexpensive full-bodied red, and we very much enjoyed it. http://www.smallgullywines.com.au )
OMCC. I gotta share what I jes saw awn tee-vee.
I’m watchin “Cops” an dis woman flagged down a patrol car becuz hur got stiffed outta $20. Hur gibbed anudder woman teh munnie foar crack an teh woman supposedly gibbed her fake crack! Nao teh woman wants hur munnies bak so she flags down a cop!
I’m watching teh same fing!! How did she fink she wood get awai wif dat?? Teh cops will ‘crack’ dis case wif no probs!!
Nawt can fink whn U does teh crack or the smack!
Wat a maroon hur wuz!
U kno wats reelee skeery? Deez peeplol iz owt inna whirled, MAKIN MOAR LYK DEM!
**runs an hides unner teh bed**
**runs an sliiiiides unner teh bed wif red… **
*** reeches owt and grabbitiez sum martoonies for fortifizashun.***
Ohai!
U bring enny choklit wif u? I hazza crabin.
Lessee…. *luks in fanny pak — *russle russle * Aha!.. choklit coverd cherriez… * Drops one in choklit martoonee ..* Yum! Cheez… good for wut ails ya!!
u has a crabin?
*pinch*
OW!
**rubs pinched spot**
Why u do dat?
srry.
is fun.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBX0Jfr62Kc
rebbenge iz sew sweet…
*laffs at maroon*
ai has to agree wif yoo…..
*runz adn hiedz unner annuthurr bed*
oh…adn bai teh wai, ai sawdeded a diffurunt criminlol…hims robbeded a stoer, and gotteded lawtz ob muniez frum it…hims robbeded teh stoer wif a gun, ob cowurse, and afturrwerds, hims putteded teh gun adn munies in hims waestband ob hims pantz……adn…teh gun went awff……..
needlezz tew sai, himz /nawt/ gonna bee maekin moar liek him inn teh fyootchur…
Hahahahahahahahaha! Luuks gud on him!
Her myte be cused of menny things, but not cused of havin a smart!
Thatz why they’re called crackheds…
Ohai, Leeza!
Iz eberyfing reddy foar Monday?
oh, u know what, NO, b/c I needed to ax u wut u wanted!!
Do u want a race?
Or a limmrick contest?
Or a Dark and Stormee?
Or somethin else I hasn’t thot of???
Haow bout a Dark adn Stormee limmrick raec?
Surpryze me.
hmmm.
This cud take sum thot.
*realizes she only has won day to think*
*hopes red knows she tends to come up wif odd ideas under presshur*
Rut-roh.
wellll… give it a ponder tonite, and let me know if u think of anything tomorrows.
Or, send me a msg if u wants.
I hasta hit teh sack.. I was up WAY too late last nite!
*waveszzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Nite, Leeza!
I finkso I goin to bed too.
See y’all tomorrow!
‘nite, rhsb!
Yeers ago, sumwun had spesdhul grass plantz stolen frum haus: called deh polize, ob couarse.
Oar teh criuminilolal heer who stole heavy safe, rolledz it awai in the sno own sidewalk.
Tank CC so many criminilolsl hav the deum … dat wud be “dum.” Awlso: …. o, luk, dots!!!
Wanna Hurvey Wallbangager! Iz nawt wun werd!
Wutt IS dis Harvey Wallbanger? Is good?
No, is teh pleh. Is galliano and orangee joos, ifinkso.
dere izza /BIG/ differunse dere!
beesiedz….iz sew cowld aowtsied, ai wantz hawt chokklit!!
Dis kitteh kaption makes me laff. Mai kitteh Mr. Worf would still prefer to drink from a glass even after I pour him fresh waters. He made his wai to the Rainbow Bridge Thursday morning at 12:30 pm. He was 13, and my best friend…I miss him terribly. I had him since the day he was born till his final sigh in mai arms. I haven’t posted on here in awhile. But wanted to share wiff all the cheezfrenz about the passing of a dear pet.
Raising my cocoa high to my friend.
I love You Mr Worf, thank you for all the good times.
Awww….I’m sorry to hear that….
{{{{{Mikey D}}}}}
It b so hard tu losing deh deer kittehz. It b gud tu remember awl deh gud timez u had wif him.
*raisez cocoa mug
Tu Mr. Worf!! May hiz memry b awlwayz brite in ur hart!
Ai sekund dat.
((((((((((Mikey D)))))))))))) It r hard to loose a kitteh fren. Dey crawl into our hearts and libe der fureber.
Thank you all, I knew this is the one place on the innerwebs that I could post such a thing. Cuz not only is this website known for its humor, but teh kindness of of teh other hoomans as well.
{{{{{{{ Deer Mikey D & Mr. Worf }}}}}}}}}}}}}}
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Yuu ar iyn mai fots adn prayures
Ai haz a sorry four U. {{{Mikey D}}} Ai noz haow dat can hurt!!
I gotz to go to sleep now. It r 1 ayeme in de mawrning. “Bye! *waves*
Actually, if cats could speak, they wouldn’t talk this baby gibberish – they’re too intelligent
Naow naow! Play naice! If yu asks naicly, mebbe wee wull teech yu haow tu speeks teh “baby gibberish”. k?
Oh ho ho ho that VERY much depends on the cat.
i wantsz milk!
*Pour teh CAT-SIP. NAOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!*