Teechin’ mai hooman 2 say “cheeze”
dont lern hao 2 smile frum dis kitteh tho.
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Geddem erlee enuff u can teech em ennifing
Conga rats tew yew annipuss!! Yew are teh fast!! Wut drinkees and danses yew prefur?
Lessee, Ai haz mai dinner in afyoo minnits, so Ai fink a jinnantonik wud be juss teh fing, an Mai dansin daiz aer ober, so Ai’ll juss watsh ebbriwun els!
**pourz annipuss a larj jinnantonik wif slice ov lyme an lemon, twistid tugeffer festivelee, as garnish** Yew haz herd of ‘table dansin’ annipuss? Nawt teh NB kind, but the kind wear yew sitz at teh table an danses wif ebereefing but yur legs?
Ai fink Ai cud manij dat! Thx fur teh jinnantonik.
Naow Ai muss go an kukk sumfing fur dinner. TTFN.
**Chayre danses wif annipuss and rhsb**
I duz chayre an car dansin awl teh tyme!
It usta embarrass my bff, but now hur duz it wif me!
Annipuss, mai Ai be borrowin’ yer tawp spot before it gets tew cluttered?
As menny uv yew noes, KCTailkinker iz going in for teh nee-splort repayr sir jury tomorrows. Sinc she won’t hav aksess tew teh inter-tubes until she goes back tew werk, (dunno hao long dat will be), she will be missing all uv her cheezfrenz until den. Ai tawt it wud bee nise tew hav a way for evvrywun to send her messijes wyle she’s in da hoss… horspit… plays to get better. Ennywun who is wanting tew send her a “Wee miss yew” or a “Get well soon” or ennyfink, yew kan be emayo-ing me at brightspotkcmo@gmail.com and Ai will print dem out and tayk dem tew her IRL. Pleez tew be helping me keep her spirits up! Kthx.
Ai will nao return yoo tew yer irregular commints.
*fankies, Annipuss! and conga rats on teh nawt-sekkund!*
Fank yew brightspot fur doin dat! {{{brightspot}}}
Dis iz berry kind ob u. I had the nee-splort sir jury. Do no want agan.
taht iz being very gud idea, birghtspot!! fank yoo for finking ob how to be helping owr deer frend wen her haz to be away!
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conga rats to annipuss!!
Dats wut I thot wen I marryed yunger man.
It nawt werk so grate, askshully.
Mebbe it werk bedder foar kitteh!
Praps him wuzn’t yung enuff!
Mebbe nawt. Oar mebbe him jest lawst cawze.
Let dat casze stay lawst! **Kiks cawze outta door** Sew, sew, sew, do tell bowt teh NB! **waytes ankshushlee** Did yew…
Accidentlee luze yur clothes?
Belly dans wif abandon?
Conga wif teh YNGs?
Dans (wif or wifout a pole)?
E…
Eet caek awf a bodee
Flail abowt in passhun
Gyrate…um stuff
Holler lyk wild woman…
**fawls ober neerlee ded frum teh shock**
Or wuz it frum teh jellusee?
**finks, Ifn hur gnu teh REEL prezzie, hur wud be SRSLY jellus!**
Wut?
She asks, feignin innocense….
Lifts hed, sayz wif last breff, teh gyrashusn, teh hollerin, imaginin rhsb innocent… **ded**
**heds to Maus’ seltzer bottlol stash agin**
**parrothead’s ghost will be back in a few**
**wunders how to do mouth to mouth on a parrot**
Ohai, gammacat!
Stan bak!
**aims seltzer stream at passed out burd**
WHOOOSH!!!!!!
ohai red!
**watches damp burd wif antisipashun**
PH? do yu need a boop?
Nah, hur be alrite.
Besides, SHE wuz teh wun menshunin dans pole agin!
**snickers**
snerk!
just over eggsitemint, aifinkso!
::sprays PH again for good measure::
Jumps up, shakes awf seltzer wattur… Ohai! Ai wood say fank yew, but…hehe, ai sayed butt! Wile ai uz ded, ai tawked awon teh fone to teh ladee, mai dotter an ai are goin to help teh SPCA neggst Caturday at teh openin ov teh moovie ‘dog hotel’ by bringin owt sheltur goggies to be adopted to teh moovie fee-a-tur. Hopefullee sumwun will adopt sum goggies dat needz adoptin! Mai dotter fownd owt abowt dis! **haz a proud**
Shakes fevvers again, spraying rhsb an gammacat! Osawree! (gigglols)
**sniffs air**
Wat dat horriblol smell?
**sniffs agin**
Eewww……wet burd…..
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…an I thotso wet gogies wuz bad..
**mufflols laffin**
**narrows wet eyes**
**gits talons reddy**
**sharpins beek awn cuttlebone**
**full bodee hugs rhsb, gettin her awl wet**
**runs bak into NB an slams door shut befoar burd can get in**
{{PH}} great idea for the movie!!
::pats PH on beak wif damp paw::
:: hands PH lock picks::
Ofankyew gammacat! Pick pick pick teh lock ov teh NB, where is LCB wen yew need her? Yew ennee gud at dis, gammacat? **haz a thot** Wut if teh site ov teh prezzie burnz hour retinaz?
It will, it will!
No one is allowed to see my prezzie but me!
**laffs wif a ebilness**
Doin a gud job uv it, tew!
Cheezburger dat iz
Conga rats on teh tawp spot, annipuss!
oops, ment to put dis under Annipus’s not-sekkund commint.
Dass otay, Ai seed it! Thx fur teh congrats!
Babah says ‘De not c de kitteh in de crib wid de claw to mah back’
I *realize* that’s a baby, but damn that’s one BIG kitteh O_o
GMTA, Tibby Kitty!
Jrassik Kitteh IV! Appeering inna mooby feetur neer yu! Just wen yu thot it woz sayf tu go bak into da libbing ruum! See da jyant kitteh! Gasp in awe az it eets elebenty cheezburgers in a single gulp! Faynt in terrur az it claws teh sofa!
Yes, ur doin it rite!
Kitteh gots teh ebil grin, aifinkso.
I lykes dat abowt a kitteh.
mai bee kitteh reely sayin
‘gib me elebent millon cheezburger…
or ELSE!’
wif such an ebil grin i fink so teh kitteh wants meny cheezburgurs…
Der’s an ebil cat in dis yew toob clip, along wib a duk dat’s fond ob martoonies.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzjIlni8_qg
Beeg kitteh in dat video, too!
Kitteh not luks smilin to me. luks lyk hez maykin da stinkyface. Mebbe babah needz the chanjinks?
woah dats hewge kittteh
I shall protect him with my life if I have to…I am his guardian. But could you help me feed him??? I can’t hold his bottle correctly…
http://mylifeiscrap.com
Peepols of Cheezland, can yew halp meh get this LOL off ICHC?
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2009/01/17/funny-pictures-tried-being-reasonable/
Apparently this cat has (had?) cancer, due to which his ears are removed. This may be offensive to some people so I ask you this kindly. Read the last comments for more info.
It was only put as a possible reason for the loss of the cat’s ears. The fact that he was obviously owned by someone who loved him enough to give him a collar with ID on it makes it a touching reminder that even the scruffiest-looking cat is someone’s pet.
It also serves to remind owners of pale cats that they need to protect them from sun. For that reason, I think it serves a useful purpose.
Here, here! Well said, Annipuss.
(this is reepet — ai posted this onna orijinal lol alsew)
ai kan offer at leest one alternative explanation: our very own nightshayde haz white kittehs whut had HORRIBLE eer mites before she took them in and they had akshullee scratched off their own eers!
admittedly iz sad, but they are fine now.
omg! I had never herd of that! sew sad!
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on teh other hand… OHAI tessm!!! I has not seen u sinse ur trip!!
how is u??
ohai leeza! ai iz teh fyne, fankyoo. an u?
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wee haz bin bak sinse Wednesdae, but toodae wuz happytayle dae cuz teh howse-sitting in-laws finallee lefted! PHEW!
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the noozeeland cheezmeet wuz the AWSUM!! sum pikshures uv teh WMNNCheezmeet and Hur Hiness Cween Buddy r on mai profyle!
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oh, if u luuks at nightshayde’s profyle pics u can see sum uv eerless kittehs… iz nawt sew bad cuz tehy luuks verry well-fed an happytayle naow, becuz NS iz GRATE kitteh momma!
oh, an onna way to teh airport we rode wiv a scottish woman who akshullee sed, “och, aye”. wuz nawt guy inna kilt oar ai wud hav tayken pikshur foar u.
fanks for thinkin bout it anyways!
I wud love to see NZ, but I dunno if I cud handle teh travl time.. wooo, itz liek 24 hrs traviling to get there, rite?
Wait, doesn’t u has a NZ button on that bracelet of urs?
oh iz that wot that button is for??
*chex bracelet*
hmmmm.
*pushes buttun*
*disamapeers*
Hee! wish it wuz taht eeszy!
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akshullee wuz about 24 hrs travel tyme foar two reezuns:
1) we cheeped owt and hadda layover in Nadi, Fiji, insted uv direct flyght frum west koast. we botted owr plane tix at teh height uv teh gas pryces sew we had to eeconomiyze sumwherez. ai donut rekommend it tho. Fiji airport wuz teh hot and humid. direck flyte frum west coast iz onlee about 12-13 hrs overnite.
2) we started inna souf, so we hadda extra flyte from auckland to queenstown.
I’ll let u borrow my bracelett next tiem!
Hrm, well I believe what you say is true, but I personally don’t think that was the reason the LOL was made.
It could be the timing, the cat’s age or the angle of the camera, but that cat looks pretty neglected to me. Not that I was really offended by it, I have seen stuff much worse, but well I’ve seen quite a few people complaining about it so I thought maybe it should be removed.
Now I gotta feed Tigger.
Maybe I’m missing something here, but what exactly is offensive about having cancer?
Not that, but a few people thought the caption was making fun of the cat.
o my. do we really need to drag controversy from one thred into another?
lettuce plz leave the poor kitteh behind. I’m shure enuf people sent msgs to teh cheezes, not that any of us know teh kitteh’s story anyways; but can we plz move on?
kthxbai
really?
heer are sum ob burfday fairy’s bestest minyuns, come to wish a big HAPPY BURFDAY to evreewun hoo iz habing tehms burfdays today!! we all kno taht it iz being rhsb’s burfday today (tho teh offishul party iz tomorrow). if iz also being YOR burfday, speek up an tells us abowt it! i haz bringed rich’n'fudjy hommaed burfday cakes, i skreem, frooty party punch, noyzemakers, an goodie bags wif bownsy balls taht light up wen tehy bownse, bobblolhed bebbeh panda dollz (all proseeds go to teh Giness Piggeh Fund for teh Sank Chew Wary for
Giness PiggehOrfling Bebbeh Otters Fund), kandeez, an puffy bebbeh stikkers wif googly eyes!!! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to make all yor wishes come troo!!———-***¤¤¤¤жжжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжжж٭٭****
(speekin ob wishes, rhsb, teh contrak on yor wish goez to midnite!! just haz to be done by midnite or yoo turnz into a rootabayga.)
MIDNITE!?!?!?! I nawt get to keep it?
Aw man……
**finks to hurself, mebbe nawt to bad bein rootabayga**
hmm… *reyooz contraks* *figyurz owt how many more teefs her liddle sister teh toof fairy needs to collek an sell to teh denchure faktreez to rayze teh extry funds* *desides dis is doable, speshully if any ob teh cheezfrenz haz any kids wif loose teefs tehy might be willing to part wif a liddle erly*
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ok, rhsb!! iz yors!! just needs to contact my contax to revisionize teh contrak an iz all yors!! foreber an eber!!
I cud halp loosen sum up, if need be.
ohai burfdai fairy!
if u werks it rite… u mite be able to recomp some munnies to make up for those that GP
extortedcharged u for selling teh bobblol hedded GPs..
Just sayin
Iz dat midnite my tyem, cheez tyme, oar whut?
cheez time, ob course, sinse dis iz being cheezland, but ifinkso i may be able to get a permanermant egg stenshun on teh contrakt.
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anywun got any extry teefs tehy dont needs any more?
my boi hoo iz 12 had wun com owt teh ovver day. a molar, so was nice an big an shuld be fetching a good price. had stikky froot-chewy stuff all ober it, tho (gotted stukk in a big wad ob yogos, like froot-by-teh-foot but wif yogurt so is helfy, sort ob, an tahts how it camed owt) but we leeved a note for teh toof fairy sayin taht all proceeds frum teh sale ob dis molar, to teh denchure factree or teh beleeve it or not myoozeum or whuteber, shuld go to teh rhsb burfday wish fund.
Aw, fankyoo sew musch lunarmommy!
**schmoo**
**runs up an hugs teh burfday fairy**
Oh, fankyoofankyoofankyoo foar my wunnermus prezzies!
U iz fulla AWESUM an WIN, burfday fairy!
Plz to come bak 2morrow foar teh party.
* hedbat *
* bobblol *
* hedbat *
* bobblol *
Hello, pinny gig.
Well hello, Red. What a very formal welcome.
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Ahem! * clears throat * WEEEEEK WEEEEK WEEEEK
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Ohai! Hao yu is?
Eggsawtstid, but happee.
**narrows eies at teh pinny gig**
Luuk heer, rodint, I finkso I figgered owt ware my video has landed. If I find owt iz troo, u will become teh MAIN COURSE of my nexst egg-zotick dinnur!
Capeesh?
* eyes Capeesh * Umm, no fankies ai has awlreddy eeted.
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Bideo, yu sai? Whut bideo is taht? Nao yu menshun eet, ai had a copee ob “Cher – Libe in Consert” adn “Spice Girls – TTI Tour” taht wented missing frum mai howse… dere wus littlol feet prints ebberywhere… Weesul-lyke, pawsibly Rabid… Nao, YU wud nawt no aneefing abowt taht WUD YU? huh?
Stawp tryin to turn dis arown awn me!
U kno darn gud an well wat bideo I’m tawlkin abowt! Ur stoopy bideos are nawt valyooablol eggsept foar addin to a bonfyre, but MY bideo iz pryseless!
U stoleded my instruckshunal pole-dansin bideo week week weeks ago an U knoes it! I has sekret survaylins footidj dat shows it, too.
U gibs up teh bideo NAO, or u become teh main ingreedyunt in my nexst capeesh.
Geddit? Gud!
* watches fais get redder * O, taht is wai dey cawl yu Red? Berry clebber!
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Otay, nao lookit… Ai nose notting abowt a bideo ob a dansing pole, ai mite has won abowt a singing jerman… ai’ll has a lukk…
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O, adn iffn eet is SEEKRET footidj hao comes ai nose bowt eet? huh?
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* flicks thru recipe buk fur ‘Capeesh’ *
Mebbe dis wil halp u chanj ur mind?
http://www.shelfordfeast.co.uk/guineapig.html
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* leekee eyes, wobbly lib *
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O yesh, adn…
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O, teh Hyooge Manatee! Hu wheel saib teh littlol Guinness Pig? Hu whee lukk affer teh Bebbeh Otters iffn Red maeks him intu Capeesh wib extry Garleek?
**flies in an sprayz rhsb wif Maus’ seltzer wattur she stole*** Run pinny gig! Run!
**onlee doin dis fur the bebbeh otters, dat bideo wuz mai prezzie**
**awlsew becuz her sprayed me awl day**
* scampers awai wib a kwikness Forrest Gump style *
Duks an runs frum teh spray but nawt befoar hur gets shot wif wadder….inna bakside.
Hay! Dat nawt nayse!
**shakes fistpaw at sneeky burd**
Wii iz teh frenz. Well, wii wuz until u stolded my bideo an sent it kriss-krossin awl ober teh earf!
Oh, an dem krokodyle teers aint gonna werk awn me, buster.
Extry garleek u say? Mmmm…..dats a grate eyedea! Fanks.
Umm… juss ware zacklee does yu finkso eet is aneewai?
U finkso I gonna tell u?
Dood, today mebbe my birfday, but I wuz nawt BORNED today!
O ob corse! Happee Birfdai!
ohai GP! did you ever get on your flight?
Ohai! No, Glasgow remains a non-GP citee
pleh.
ooo u is goin to skotland?
can u bring me back a gui in a kilt?
Umm… ai no can promiss aneefing… aifinkso ai has an otter meeting up dere at teh end ob teh munf; ai sea whut ai can du…
*counts daze until EOM*
kthx! I can wate!
and if u can’t find one, a little skotch will do.
*thinks that bofe wud be even better*
**howlds owt plate fur sum eggzotick**
Nex we teech it to zae “burgr”.
Den I let teh gog borro it to teech it “hawtdog”.
Den we teech it hao to saez “fael!”
Den we teech it “PIE!”
Den we teech it “punditkishin”
Den mehbee we teechiz it hao to sez “dat tewtullie luk laik engrish rofflrazzy, epik win!!”
(Dang, u burgrz has a lawt ov websitez.)
ai wuld assk wai yoo wanna teech himz teh werd ‘PIE’…butt den agin, awltho it mai nawt bee a siet heer….iz gud annewai!!
Hurrai fur pie!!
Is teh chart meemz, I wuz reffrinsin’ teh chart meemz.
snurt
unforchunatelee, hims voca….foca…..voce……
teh amownt ob werds hims knoes iz nawt sew grate, aktchualee….
Ohai, I’m bak.
Hao iz eberbodee’s Sundae goin?
Wowsers!! Taht’s wun byg kitteh!!
Iynsted ov geytting teh bebbeh a gard-goggie,
thems gotted a gard-kitteh….
(Hims wills bee jes az effektibb at pertekting teh bebbeh, Ai finksoe!!!)
“SNUF BAYBEE OWT? WUT U MEEN? RIDICULUS AQUZASHUN, PLZ TURN CAMURRA AWFF.”
CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ! gud nuff?
I’ve never read the comments before, but wow! You guys got it goin’ on!
Forgive no LOL speak – the cat’s name is Mork. He was born in 1979 and named after “Mork and Mindy” along with his sister. This photo was taken in 1981 and he was really a big cat. Mork lived to be 14 before dying of kidney cancer. His sister lived to be 18 1/2 before dying of old age. His sister, Mindy, was a tiny cat. Go figure!
The baby is Lillian, my daughter, who is now 28.
Mork slept with all three of my children – I have pictures of him with each child in the same crib over ten years! He was a wonderful, gentle cat. I have always loved this photo because the chance of getting the “smile” out of them at the same time was priceless.
Before Lillian came Mork and Mindy were our babies. Now I have seven LOL cats, the result of my son working for the animal control and me realizing that if I “foster” a cat, I can’t let it go. So my cats are ages 10 (2 of those), 9, 8, 7, 5 and 4. One weighs 25 pounds – talk about HUGE!
Anyway, just wanted to add some background to the photo. RIP, Morky. He’s under the back trees where he loved to run (when he escaped the house, he was supposed to be indoor kitteh). : D
Great pic! Thanks 4 posting it! @perrynunley
Ahahaha this is GREAT!
o hai kitteh. kitteh deh funneh kitteh eva. mah kitteh is so boreieng. she neva do sumtin liek dat.
Holy Ceiling cat – thaz a ginormous kitteh!
Nao datz a huge lolcat
hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahhahahahahahahahahahahahaha