Is u haz wepinz? u haz Mirandas rights. u haz right to remain meowless
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Kitteh busted!!
Frisky kitteh gettin frisked.
KK4, look! It’s on teh nooz:
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=3148839
Such teamsmanship!
We is gonna win a Emmy fur shure!
*busies self wif riting acceptance speech* Yoink me sumfin sparklee fur da red carpet!
I’m on it.
Who’s gonna be ur date? Could it be…
RIPPERTON?
He so luvs tu hob-nob…
runz kitteh in de carz vroom OH NOEZ CANT REACH PEDALS crash
More like panda rights
Fer being poison
butt butt butt (hee hee) teh occifer kitteh iz poison tew! He cahnot arrezt teh udder kitteh fer been poison unles he arrezts hizsef tew!
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O ware is teh lolyer kitteh wen wi needz himz??
Somehow, I never get pulled over by cops as cute as this. (Although I am a sucker for a guy in uniform…)
Meh tu!! *swoons*
u has rite to wear froot on ur hed. u has rite to dance to teh samba. u has teh rite to be a brazillyun bomshel.
Ay yi yi, dats funneh!
**comes in wherein froot on hed, dansin teh samba, lukkin lyke a brazillyun bomshel** **but onlee on teh rite** **wunders wut to dew wif lef syde**
Kitteh cop nawt very clear on dat, aifinkso. Yu gonna be spinnin in circles all day!
**spinz in circlols, froot tips pree caree us lee**
I sees dat teh brazillyn bomshel habs a brazillyun.
Didn’t dat hurt?
EEEK!!
Is not so bad if u uses teh hot sugars.
Or so I’ve read.
Read or red?
Oicha!
Yes.
ohai lcb mai bestist fwend in cheezland. ai haz cunfeshion butt (snikr) plz to not be haeving too mutch angwies wib me. Plz to rede mai larst kommint on Becos ai is yore mama… nd tehn sum ob teh kommintz on teh neckst lol.
Sowwee sowwee sowwee.
Ohai, kimkiwi!
Did awl teh yoo-kno-wats get cawted?
Lucky nawt egg-skaped. Him wuz wif me awl nite. It berry cold heer, so wii keeped eech uthur warms.
Ohai rhsb
Teh rekaptur of teh YNGs is goink slowlee butt (hee hee) shurely. Teh cheezpeeps haz bin vairy gud at letink me noes wehn tehy findz wun. Ai is jist wurryed lcb iz goan be maddddd at me. DOES NOT WANT.
I figgered u alsew mite has trubblol gettin teh wimmens to release teh YNGs.
U kno hao sum of dem kin be!
*Cloases cubbid wib a kwiknis so as not to showes her kollekshun of YNGs taht seh will be returnink “layter”*
O, donut be teh worries, kimkiwi. Teh YNGs donot mind libbing in teh NB and serving at our pleasure. They will all comes back when they is good and reddy. If peeps has detained them, plz to rember to rewind them before returning to teh NB otherwise u will be charged a small fee.
Oncet they is all back, I guess u will has to use ur boi buffing cloth onnem all over again, huh, kimkiwi?
EERWURM!!!
I be ur freakazoyd
Come awn an wind me up.
tryin to figger out hao to rewind teh YNG… no clue. dem newfangledybobthingees. Keeps flashing 12:00
That’s why I prefer my SONG (slightly older nekky guy)
Issat teh one wif teh vacuum tubes?
I aint never seen him vakyoom nuffin
It’s not one of those wood-burning models, issit?
Ow Ow OW! KELLY CLARKSON!
Teh leff syd has teh rollers – Carmun rollers, to go wiv Miranda – geddit?!
Caramel rollers?
Iz dat teh hot sugars LCB iz tawkin bout?
wif hed lowred: Noh ????
k iz do it
i gives u burger if u let meh free
Teh burger will set u free!
teh carmen miranda rytes, yesh?
miranda, shmiranda….I noe mai rites copper….ya got ani donuts fur laeter? Hahahahaha!!!
lolz noo capshun awesome!!!!!!!
♫ bad katz bad katz wacha gonna dew?♫
wats u guna doz if daw comez fur u
bad cat whatcha gonna do whatcha gonna do
iz always teh redheds
Hay! I rezemblolz dat remark.
Kitteh, yuu ar soe uhnder arrehst, iyt ar nawt ebben funnee;
Wut bees teh chaurges??? Wel, yuu….., yuu…., yuuuu…
Yuu luuk liek yuu haz dun sumefing naughteee!!!
But ai wuz framed ai tellz yu!!
FRAMED but you not picture silly youz a cat
ur so cute ckk
duz u haz anyfing dat is gonna poke me? oh, lots o pointee enz, I see
Ai smells catnip, bettah emptee pokkits.
I was just holding it for a fren, I swares!
Dey said it waz oregano.
We waz gonna maek teh pasketti later.
So this white powders here, this is teh parmajohn cheez, rite?
Ummm…yes?
*pulls out microplane grater*
**Holds owt plate fur sum pasketti wif cheez**
Extree cheez – az usual for Parrothead.
Duzn’t zactly eet liek a maus.
Iz nawt mine!! Yu must hab planted it! *goes out tu wadder catnip plants*
*tremblee lipz* Butt, butt (heh heh) ….ai duzzint hav pokkits!
i has a watur gun steps back oficeur or iz shoot
Careful, dey gabe Parrothead a brazillyon wax lukin fur teh pokkits.
wat u mean he he wax me iz not candle
shoots teh googie an teh oficur
A brazillyon? That’s a lot of wacks!
U, how many is a brazillyon?
aifink itz mor than ellebentee.
Iz teh lawt of munnies, butt teh reelee bad part iz teh nawt wanna sit down fur a week week week.
politicalhumor.about.com/library/jokes/bljokebushbrazilian.htm
Sowee, Ai ken neber maik dem blu.
Oooooooooooo. I likez deh nooooo abatar OldLurker!!!!
wut iz it? my crappy wurk monitur makes it just look like a brown sqwigglee and some drooping grey thingee
*blushes* dats meh in mai bikini..oh noes!!
Ai iz not seein it. Ai still seez da treee bai da wadder.
Has yu dleeted tempry innernet fyuls? Or eeted yur cukkees?
if u b useing deh fyrefox u needz tu klikking on deh “Tools”, den “Clear Private Data” dat shud fixing it fur ya.!!!
Woot!!1!!1
It wurked…Tanks, yu guiz ar da bestestez!!!!!
tryin tu get naem bak to blu
awww it’s kyoot!
No pokkits, ai hopes dis not meens cavity search!! Kitteh tells cop dat he brush an floss, no cavities heer, kthxby
ia brushes
Teh kittehs hab pokkits??
Haz teh rite tew remain meowless, but nawt teh abilitee.
iz be mowless *runz*
Ron White ref!!!! YAY!!!
tater salad
Adn himz liddlol boi, tater tot!!!
ohnoez RUNZ get in da car
If yoo runz, ai weil send teh goggie-unit after yoo!
iz ok iz give him hotdog
Crimahnul kitteh unner arrest fur impursunatun cop!
neva gets meh alive *runz*
Awl deez comminds be so LOLLY! Wishai cud cheezburger 10 eech!
I can has haybeeus corpus?
Iz almoss January 20th.
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Oh haybeeus corpus…I missed u.
Haybeeus corpus, we lubs u so
Habyeeus corpus, how we missed u
When ur not near us, we’re blooooooooooo
H. corpus, we lubs u!
lol wut
whats da storee, mornin gloree,
whats da werd, hummin bird ?
Word up…
Wave ur paws in teh air liek u doan care,
glide pass teh goggies az dey stop to luk an stair.
We missed u a Habee corpus
we missed u a Habee corpus
we missed u a Habee corpus
Ur bak for 4 yeers.
H.C., whut u wanna do?
I thinks I could stay wif u
For a whiles, mabye longer if I do
We’re no strangers to law
U kno teh rools and so duz I
A Constitution iz wat I’z finkin ov
U wuddn’t get dis frum enny otter guy
.
Neber gonna gib u up…
So we gotta say goodbye for a few yeers
H.C. I promise u this
I’ll send u all my lubs
Every day in a letter
Sealed with a writ
Iffs u wanna kno
if he lubs u so
it’z in his writ.
.
(LCB – u iz so smrt – srsly)
And u is oncet and forebber my grate and wurthy upponent. Let me go put on a hat so’s I can take it off to u.
*pats LCB onna bak*
*gets mistee eyed*
Hey, ware’s mah watch?
U has teh worstest luck wif ur watches, Romeow!
W00t!!!! fur Romeow adn LCB!!! uz guize is grate!!!
Now if only wii had burgerz tu gibbing u!!!!
Ai notice yur aiz ar redd, yur ai-lidz ar droopee adn yur tung haz green coatnig onnit. Will yoo taek a bref test?
iz somber ia swearz
Letz see if yoo iz sobur. Kan yoo recite teh alphamabet (wifout teh singin)?
Anudder kitteh didit
But ossifer ai haz a adicshun
Can ai just haz a warnin?
D…..
Darn teh
Elolfant
Fergitted
G…
Goggie did it
HALP! police brutality!!
I swear it not mine
Judge nawt liek meh
K…..
Kittehs nebber get in trubblez
Lolyer!
Mai dadcat iz da Cheef ob Pol eece
N…
Nom teh nip so taht
Ossifer nawt finding
Pownce on teh ossifer’z weppun
Q…
Quit serchin–aiz ticklish!
Reed mah rites agin
Surpressin teh evidense, ai will bee
T…
Taeks mii nawt to jayle!
Unnerstan, plz, officer
Veddy hard lif wiffout
Whirls ob ‘nip
X
Xtreem prejudice,
Yu haz it!!
Zero tolerance policy got mii agin.
Ohai MJ ory.
An bie! Gotz kitteh bitin gin fingers: paies ‘tenshun nawt ‘puter, butt kitteh!!!
*waivez tu Angelwaitz!
Gud tu seeing u!!!! pet deh kitteh fur mii, tu!!
Deh bof haz lerned to sitz between keybord an skreen, iz 10″ or 12″ space. Deh mus taek turns, iz nawt That mush rum!!
Butt (snrk?!??!!!) whu wud want dumb kittehs?
why u fink my breefs need testing?
OHH.. brefs!
*blows into hand*
*runs to get tick tack*
ai mite has teh /rite/ too bee sielent…butt dat duzzn’t meen dat ai has teh ablolitee!!
Gud wun, DK!
Sownz lyk sumfin I wud say.
yup…dat wud bee sumptin dat ai is……aktchuallee….
**walks into room**
Ohai, frenz! I’m bak.
Boi o boi izzit cold owt dere! **shibbers**
Wuz u at lunch all this tiem?
How wuz it?
Nawt teh hole tiem. Wii hadda go shoppink, ob course.
I hate shoppink.
Lunsch wuz gud. Teh potato wuz HYOOJ! I tuuk pikshur of it awn my fone. Mahm tells teh server iz my birfday lunsch so gurl sez, “pik ur free dessert”. I piked hawt fudj brownie sundae. Wen dey brotted it owt, teh hole groop SANG Happy Birfday. I wuz so embarrassed, an tryed to crawl unner teh tablol.
mmmm…
nuffin liek a brownie… xsept a brownie wif hot fudg and vanilla i scream.
Egg-zacklee.
I did az mutch dammidj to it az I cud – after eetin teh salad, teh steak, teh potato, teh roll an almoast 2 glasses of tea.
I wobbloled outta dere.
Deres jes sumfin abowt a man in yooniform wif hims own hancuffz.
**swoons**
omg it ar the lolkittenburgler!
Ohai, 2_k!
Iz hao LCB gots hur start, aifinkso.
ohai rhsb!
I has to run along
be back latter
Okay. See ya latur.
SURPRIZE BUTTSEKS!!!
Ew! Do nawt want.
WANT
thank you for saying the obvious
Test…
good good good
Ohai, Tidmum!
Hao are teh floofybutts?
Ohai rhsb
Fernybeans is sittin awn teh paypurr bein a woollybear.Mr T.M r not happy at teh sitcheayshun.It r interfeerin wiv himz football gnus .Heehee!!
HazelBelleh be havin a monk cuz I sez NO MOAR DINS! She frowin herseff all on teh place wailin piteusslee Like She’s gonna waste away…NOT!! Hrhr.
How yoo iz?
LOL at teh imidj of teh girlies Tidmum gibbed.
Poor Hazel! Hur gonna die of starvinayshun befoar moarnin! Josie usta do dat to me, too. I swore dat kitteh deserbed an Oscar foar teh purrformanse hur puuted awn.
I’m doin fairlee gud. Iz berry cold heer, an I do NAWT want! I reddy to go sumware warm an hyburnate. Almoast rid of teh stoopy-hubby foar gud an I’m gettin anxshus. I want my lyf bak!
{{{{{{{{rhsb}}}}}}}}}
I juss gibbed her a belleh rub for yoo.I telled her Anty rhsb iz laffin at her beein a drama kween
s cowld an rainanwind heer.Stuff blowin about owtside an trees swayin ebreeware
I has a hopeful for you.Life wil get bedder an you no need to hiburrnate
Duz teh girlies has beeg meows oar teh yooshual Maine Coon chirpy wuns?
U tell Hazel to STOP bein drama kween! Iz nawt berry lady-lyk an dere iz starbin kittehs inna whirled dat wud gib dere front paws to libs lyk hur an Fern.
Also, tell Fern to onlee sit awn paypur taht daddeh iz finnished reedin. Ob coarse, dat goes aginst teh rools foar kittehs. Dey hasta be awn teh paypur dat u tryin to reed!
My mahm gibbed me teh Willow Tree figurine I wanted called “With Affection”. It iz a angel snorglin a kitteh. Wen I asked hur ware teh reel kitteh iz, hur sed, “At teh pownd.” Ah well, I tryed.
Well, Hazel showts MEEEERRRRRAANNNNGGGGGG!!! MEOWWW MOWWWW an Fern sez BREE BRIII BURRRR in a chirpy voice.
Maybe soon Mahm will say yoo can has. I keepin floofy paws crossed
Gud frenz will bale ya ouuta jayle.
BEST frenz will be sittin nexst to ya, sayin, “Dang, dat wuz fun!”
IZE BACK fank you fank you
i sez you maken coment i be watchenz
splort. oh that was sooo wrong
Doan let BART Kitteh Cop get you on the grounds. Hees shoots you in the backs.
My caption would have been:
Uuuhhh, uuuhh
Yeah, líke that
“An mai naym izzent evuhn Miranda!”
*SNERK*
Not shur if dis is arrest or Terry stop. Does offiser kitteh have probubble caus or just reesonabl supishin?
/2L(ol)
Duz teh ossifer hav teh gud fayth? Mite nawt bee suppressin teh ebidense. Yur Supream Cort at werk. Aifinkso!
I don’t has any cheezburgers, offiser
Wow thats awesome check my cats
that is cute/funny
Heehee..dis wuz funneh!
My dad wulda liked dis (he wuz a poleece man but he’s wiff Ceiing Cat nao)
du not feer, arestee cat! I iz lolyer an I advisez u to ask for counsel immdi– immedate– rite away!
Getting “done” kitty style
omg it looks liek der haeving buttsechs
i aprove of dat caption
Dirty minds think alike.
I wuz scrollin along wunnderin when we wuz gonna get to dat.
*snrut*
soo true :p
*kk4 duks* *throws marshmellow at nick8414*
Why tu hav angry wif meh?