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Ai corted teh dust bunnees!
congratulations ur furst =)
wut u wanna drink fur celebratiuns?
Cawfee for teh howse. Mornnin to ebberbodese!!
mornin bakk tu yew, shaungrrl. iz eebenin heer, but ai joynz yew in sum cawfy. aiz dwinkin a yummeh laatay.
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wen ai seez yur liddel sheep pikshur, ai finks ub mah liddel stuffd blakk sheep at hoem. Him maeks meh laff
Ooh. Laatay soun gude. I has some ice cawfee in frij. I heate and den I haz dat. Gude one. I lurves mah sheep. Cheez maded dat jus for meh. (yep, dat Cheez) ;p
NOOOOOES!
Nawt teh F wurd!
Is “nawt-sekkund”!
A WUTCHHHHH ! BARNNNNN HERRRRR !
awr “furthest frum last”, awr “top spot”
itz ok, long as u duzznt say teh F wurd in teh F spot!
Sneeze!
Blezz u. Heer, u needz a tizzue?
O hai. You’re home early…
an den… an den… IT ASPLODED!!!
The cookie making process wasn’t going as planned…
A LERT! A LERT! PLEASE BE A LERT!
Otay, plz to being yurslefs but keep yur eyz opin plz
Tehre haz bin a axidint in teh NB. Ai woz buffink wun of teh YNGs nd ai aksed him to turn to teh syde cos teh lite woz bettur. Teh YNGs startid to cumplayne abowt beink treetid liek objecks (aifinkso, woz hard to heer thru teh ducky taype on tehir moufs). Wun of tehm distwacktid me wib a shiney fing…
Teh YNGs has ikscaped frum teh NB. I ripeet, teh YNGs has ikscaped frum teh NB. Tehy is runnink a muck all over Cheezland. Tehy iz shai creeturs nd does not has teh surfival skils. Ai wil be traink to rownd tehm orl up nd get tehm bak to teh saftee of teh NB. Plz to be leefink a mirror nd a hunnert dollur towl on yore frunt yard. Iffin yew sees wun, do not aproawtch him. Jist call me nd ai will cum get tehm.
Thx fore yore tenshun and coperashun.
Ai haz finded wun an Ai aer keepin him warm……
Yew wont me to git him nao or cum bak in a littil wyle?
Gib me a week oar fore.
Ai kin let yew haev him fore teh nait. Butt (snikr) he haz to goes bak to teh NB tewmorro. Sowee, ai noes maeks teh rools. Nd LCB is goan be sooooo mads wib me fore lettink tehm ickscape.
Otay, iffn dat’s teh roolz, Ai spoze Ai’ll haz 2 maek do wiv wun nite!
Akshilee miet be a bit longur. Iz 1.30 in teh mornink nd ai needz sleepies. Be rawnd latur on. Yew do git a naice shiney YNG Reskew Skwad Badj fore halpink. Jist be gentil – LCB wil be eben madderer iffin ai taek bak a borked wun.
Ai’ll taek gud caer uv him til u arribe!
Gud mornink. Pls to staned asyde nd ai will reskew teh YNG.
*Pix up mirrur nd hunnert dollur towl*
Hai YNG, yore lukkin rilly bufft. Yew wanna see?
*Teh YNG cums ober to me nd luks in teh mirrur. Ai puts teh hunnert dollur towl ober hiz hed, wich maeks him forl daown. Ai taeks him owt to teh twuck.*
Thx for yore halp. Heer is yore YNG Reskew Skwad Badj. Weer it wib pryde.
Tooo daown, elebnty jillion to goes.
da YN guys/gurls are like da library books. Iffn u don return dem, den otter cheezfrends canna borrow dem to …uh…”read.” or be read to, whatever.
Ai thort dey ownlee did teh irnin – dat’s awl Ai wantid wun 4…..
uh-huh! yup, rite, ai beeleevs u anni!
At mai aij, dat’s `bowt awl u want frum a YNG!
Duz yew meen teh older regulars in teh NB are still tehr? Like Mr. alanrickman?
ai finks ai seez a YNG in owr frunt yard, iz hard tew tell fru teh snow…
Yew kin vairy kwietlee call out “Young Nekkid Guy.” Iffin he luks arownd, yew gottid wun nd ai wil be ober shortee to coacks him bak tew sayftee.
it werkked!
he iz heer in teh libbing rum warmin up. ai disstraktid him wif hot koko an a fashun magazeen. ai needs him outta heer befoar mai too femail rezzidints wakes up or theyill keep him foar there own! *sigh* what I do fur mai jawb!!
Iz otay, ai is heer.
*warks vairy kwietlee to wheer teh YNG is sittink. Getz merginsee mirruh nd hunnert dollur towl reddy*
Oh YNG, ober heer. Cum lookit hao secksy yew is.
*Holdz up mirruh. When YNG luks, throes hunnert dolluh towl ober his hed. Piks him up nd carrees him owt ober sholder. Taeks him to wayting twuck nd bak to NB*
Thx mugglemary. Iz wun less YNG to wurry abowt. Heer iz yore YNG Reskew Skwad badj.
oooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, iz berry sparklee, kiwikiwi!! fankyoo berrymush!
Wayt… tehre’s wun bai teh fishy pond!
*tiptoes up kwietlee*
Ooohhh, is a YN FYRMAN!
*drool*
Er… skyooz me.
*sawftlee* Hay, Yung Nekkid Fyrman!
*Fyrman luks arownd*
*Lyanthya kwiklee handkufs himz, tayks him insied, an tys him to teh bed*
Heer, Ai maeks yu sum hawt chokklit. Is KOLD to be nekkid in Skotland!
Ai has wun, Kimkiwi!
Plzzz, lyanthya, to rmber to share wit ur floffy friendz (lik mee).
Oteh. An mebbeh we can catsh yu wun too!
Dya theenk ai can catsh a matoor nekkid seargant ?
Thx Lyanthya. Hmmm tihs miet be twickee reskew.
*Pix up mirrur nd hunnert dollur towl. Warks ober to teh bed. Untys YNG*
Ohai YNG. Ai has a copee of teh laetist GQ magaseen. Wud yew liek to hab a luk?
*Teh YNG runz to see teh magaseen. Ai shows him teh mirrur, wich maeks him forl daown. Cubbers him wib hunnert dollur towl nd taeks him out to twuck.*
Thx, nd heer is yore shinee sparklee YNG Reskew Skwad Badj, fore halping. Yew haev a gud dae nao.
Oohhh… shiney!
Oh, mai goodness! I hurd a noise downstayers, inna kitchen. There was a YNG rummidging in my refrigerator, luking for noorishminks. I’ll just whomp him up a big breakfuss and keep him intertayned until you getz here, ma’am. I will allsew give him a warm blankie, as we keep the heat down low and iz bery kawld here.
Thx Q. Hee iz a gus spesermin, aifinkso.
Hey YNG, wud yew liek to cum and lifft sum waytes wib me? Yew shure luks liek yew bin werking owt.
*YNG runs ober to me, egsited at prospekt of beink eben moar buff. Ai holed up teh mirrur, YNG luks, nd falls daown. Cubber him wib hunnert dollur towl nd put him in twuck.”
Yore halp is preshiated, Q. Heer is yore YNG Reskew Skwad Badj. Weer it wib pried.
Oh tay, eye founded wun too. Himz brottet upp mye payper an wuz sittin onna porch. Iz onlee 7 deegreez inna Mareland dismornin. Himz iz shall wii sai…berri cowled! Eye brotted himz in, an put himz inna warm bafrobe an slipperz. Mye sunz and huzband doan’t fink tew much uff diz. Dey wanna no were teh YNGurlz r!
Maybe wii shood be puttin GPS lowcayters or sumting onna YNGS.
Wurd prezz plz tu be changin dat gravatar!
Mye account showz it changed, but nott heere!
Hmm, gravatar izz changed on Internet Exploder, butt not onna Firefox. Sew how dew I fix dat?
Cleer ur cookeez – dat iz teh yooshuel reezun fur abatar nawt showin rite!
Can eye eatz de cukiez?
thx Tribble, teh GPS is gud idear.
Tihs wun semes to be sleepink, so ai wil gentlee put teh hunnert dollur towl ober him nd taek him out to twuck.
Heer is yore YNG Reskew Skwad Badj, nd sum egstry baykon to rekognies yore efurt.
OH NOEZ!!!1!!!1!!!!!! better rownd tehm all up kwik kwik kwik!!! i haz reserbed teh Nawty Barn for rhsb’s speshul burfday surprize tomorrow an teh YNG’s are supposed to be avaylable to serve teh fuds an tasty bevrijes to rhsb an wuteber speshul gests her mite be habbing!!! oh noez oh noez oh noez *burfday fairy flits arownd in a panik, wringing herz liddle hands an wundering wut to do if all teh YNGs kant be fownd in time!!!
dunnot worree, perhapz teh fyremenz cud bee purrswaded tew stand in fer the YNGs. Wii cud haz YNNFs insted (yund neerly nekkid fyremens cuz tehy wud wanna keep ther hatz awn)
az teh sawng sez ♫ U cahn leeve ur hat awn♫
yoo can keeps ur hat on…
(musikal notes heer)
yunG, that iz, nawt yund
GMTA, BF!!
doan panik burfday fairy. Ai iz raondink tehm up left, rite nd centur. Hoepfullee yew nd lcb nd rhsb not be haevink tew manee of teh angrys wib me fore lettink tehm ickscape – ai iz rilly sowwee.
Whas for teh brakefast?
Powdered donutz?
Noes. Iz powdered kitteh
sawdust?
whut sawdust?
yup, saw lotsa dust an Ai brung som owt to sho yu!
Sawdust-kitteh iz helping wif byldeng de AIKEEAH-shelfs….
doing kwait gud akshullee!
I finded ur dust bunneh
but I eated it.
but it sploded when I tuk de nawt-sekund bight….
And nao on This Messed Up House, we’z gonna try an fiks somefin, but we’z gonna make it wurse.
swiffer kitteh goez places ur normal duster cant
Butt wayte ders moar! Iffin u cawl now, wii will add teh new Swiffer Kitten ™ at noe eggstra charge!*
Swiffer Kitten ™ goes in eben smaller playzes dan teh Swiffer Kitteh(tm)!
*Just pay elebenty dollerz eggstra shippink an handueling.
can i gets a shamwow wif that?
Leeza, u can has shamwow guy ifn u wants!
Nawt to be worryin, folks. Lucky nawt exkaped. Him wuz wif me awl nite. It were cold heer so wii hads to keep eech uthur warms.
Izz dere onlee wun Shamwow guy?
Tehre beddure bees oanley WUN Shamwow Guiy!!
(Ai cuud nawt taike enneymoar!! Srsly!!!)
Gotta go foar now. Teh parental yoonits is takin me owt foar lunsch!
See y’all later!
Bye, haz a gud tyme. Eat sumting warm!
Duss Bunneh Liddill
Kitteh awllwayz fyndz himz pray
hydeengz sylentlee
Duss Bunnehz woodz
taykz ober t3h Wurldz ifz nawtz
4 vallyunt Kitteh
Duss Bunneh Liddill
Kitteh wurkz bettah dan mawp,
Swiff~furr oarz EndzDuss
Jack.
Ai allwayz lubs yer poe-et-tree Jack! Yay!
dis looks like glu. so we dips in sparklies stuff, make sparklie kitteh?
Hmmmmm: haow weez gunna geyt awlla taht foozy stuf aowffa kitteh….
Mebbee: Shaike-umm; Vakkuum-umm; Bruhsh-umm;
Warsh-umm (Aaaargh!! a baff);
Puttum onna karpit adn rollum; Komb-umm;
‘K: Ai ar aowtta ideeyeahs…. Enneyboddee eyse hav sum??
Best one I’ve seen in a while. Such a cute kitty.
Ai nose, ai nose! Kan tehy GET enny Qter???
*HEDDESK*
uh…i wuz scratchin ur furnicher and…kinda gawt carried away there
Geshundeit!
Teh vallina monstr esploded.
real funny!…and all your other ones are funny too.