Stop feeling sorry for yourself. You weren’t what I wanted either.
jus b glad dat u dint git dis 4 a presint.
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Congrats. Jamamakitty, We haz a tye!
yesh we do!!! ai wuz jus checkin mai messijes and ai sed……..oh luk!! no comments!!
how are yew tewdai? ai has a fresh pot ob coffee jus finishin up drippin, wud yew like a cup?
Yiss pls! Ai fink dere iz nuffin nieser dan fresh coffee!
Unless its a kitteh 2 pet wile u drink teh coffee!
an ai haz a nice caramel/vanilla creamer to make it tastee tew… but if ai remember rite yew likes black coffee…..like a nun?? (wair did that come from?)
here’s yer steamin cup a coffee………. schmoo!!
Dat wuz a joek Ambercat maed `coz ai taek coffee strong, blakk an shugr? Nun!
whew, ai thot ai ‘membered dat frum sumwair….
how many kittehs yew have??
Ai hazn’t enny – Ai wud liek 2, but dere aer so mennee rownd heer awlreddee an Ai haz a bad leg so Ai wud be `fraid uv teh kitteh rubbin rownd mai legs. We awlwais had kittehz when Ai libbed wiv may famblee an teh local kittehz aer alwaiz reddee 2 be petted!
awwwwww sew dey cum round fur luvin frum yew!!!
My dotter sez hur liek hur coffee like her men…rich an bitter
good fings come in cheezburger no kitteh
W00t fur deh jamamammama gittein deh nawt-sekkondz!!!!!
dansy dansy dansy tu deh left,
dansy dansy dansy tu deh rite
adn twurl adn spin and hop and jump!!!
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den deh BIIIIIIGGGG FINISH wif deh JAZZ HANDZ!!!
you saz dat wrigth
Yuss, tehy du. An if AI gotz tihs fur a prezzie, Ai wud bii SO happii!!! *SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
u’ll juss haz 2 maek teh best uv it
Liek Ai wull
poor little smooshie face looks so sad
aw… duz he want 2 kom liv wiff me? :rolleyes:
hm, mah ‘moticon din werk!
u just puts roll in btw teh : :
I saw dis video…it wus sad.
o no, u muss hav me confuzed wif sumwon else. i nefer turns down a kiteh.
Who would not want this kitteh??? gots floofy ear furs an such a pretty face but looks emo
I noes kitteh; Chrismaus makes me emo too!
An me – wy issunt it lyk it wus wen we wus chilluns?
troo-
weiz had n “unchistmas” hear…. weiz had sos muchez icz n noe dat eben da churchez waz closeded fur xmas eve!
cudz goez noware fur two weakz!
but wuz gud xmas acause I gotted da gascat bak!
momcat
taht iz always gud wen yoo gets yor boi home, at leest for a liddle bit! my boi camed home for a week an a haff, wish him wuld hab stayd longer, but wuz better tahn nuffin.
ur present is gonna regift u!
Ai wud gladly swop teh pyl ob old tat (lava lamp, enneewun?!) Ao gawt fur Krissmuss for a floofy kitteh!
Ai fink mai famblee haz teh best eye deer – we stopt gibbin eech uvver prezziez – sept teh kidlets, an dey get unibersal tokinz.
wael, yu were jus waht ai wanted, so come tu mama an let meh snorggle yu.
***wrapz floofy paus aroun kitteh an gievs beeg hugs & snorggles***
Ai lubs yu kitteh.
haz sum gushie fudz an ai’ll sea eef ai can find a “Maus” sumwhere 4 u 2!!
Hear Maus…hear Maus…ai haz sum gud cheez fer yu….
****sits baek patiently wif flutterby net to catsh teh Maus wehn he swoopies
buy n teh jet frum PrincessMu tu snatch teh cheez****
Liddill Floof Kitteh
may habz a sadz ryte naow, butz
will habz Happeh sune!
Lawtza bawkssez wiff
prettee pay~purr dat cryz 2
beez taornz asunndurr
Liddill Floof Kitteh
will habz boal ubz milk, mebbee
Cheezburgr layturrz?!!
Lawtz Skweeeeez andz Schmooz
in Liddill Floof Kitteh’z lyfe
dat willz stawrtz 2day!
Jack.
Boootiful Jack! Fanks!
clappity clappity floofy pawz!!!
O Jack; yuu haz suches a sawft hart!!!
Ai donut alwais git da lolspeeks. Usealee wen dis manee wurds naut English aw canut reed. But dis hole poem onlee two wurds (milk,day) speeled liek ai is use tu. An ah has no dificult tu reed.
Is beautimous Jack! Thanks fur da gud reed.
U haz rite abut teh too menny not-English spelled-rite wurds.
But (?!!?) Ai haz teh trubble 2 writexz in reel English naow. Lolspeek is leik my second lanwidge.
snikkerz
me too
ai alwuz fines maiself habbin tew kurrekt maiself an rite in ingerlish
Awwwww Iz schweet!!!
awww kitteh, doan lissen, u iz the bestest prezzent eber!!
ai ‘gree!!! Ai will hugz yu, an skweeze yu, an call yu Georgina!!!
Hea, if anibuddie don wantz diz preshes kittn, I’Z TAEKZ ITZ!
Yesh! Teh… FLOOFALICIOUSNESS iz teh mostest! Best break out the CCC for dis one! Hoo can say DO NOT WANT to dis face??
Juzz foolz!
“FLOOFALICIOUSNESS” ai lurves it!
cud wee get tee shurts foar all those lost YNGs whut say “FLOOFALICIOUS” onnem?
well, tehn they wud nawt be yNg’s uv corse.
mebbe armbands?
i finkso u will finding deh “FLOOFALICIOUS” tee shurtz and armbandz at deh Ty boo teeek!! In awl kullerz, uv korse!!
Wel Kitteh: yuu bees teh bestest prehsunt ov awl;
Adn iyf yuur neu oawner duz nawt knoew iyt bye naow, hims wil prittee sune:
Tehn yuu wil alwaiys haz snourgles gahlore,
iyn yuur new foarebber hoem!!!
(PS: Ai alwaiys hasta haz teh happee eyndyng,
az enneywun hoo haz ebber readed mai stuff wills attest…..
Luuve, CKK)
ai lub a happe endeeng!
iz a luvly prezzint frum teh burfday fairy, hoo haz com to wish a big HAPPEE BURFDAY to evreewun hoo haz tehms burfdays today!! inklooding Krf1117!! an if its yor burfday too, speek up an let us kno – eben if yoo haz a shy an haz nebber posted before, we wants to cellybrayt wif yoo!!
i haz bringed rich’n'tasty hommaed burfday caeks, iskreem, frootsytootsy party punch, poynty shiny party hats wif pompoms, an goodie bags wif bownsy balls taht lite up wen tehy bownse, ittybitty sekrit diyareez wif matching sekrit de-coder ringz, kandeez, an extry-puffy kitteh stikkers wif googly eyes!! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to make all yor wishes com troo!!
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* puts awn partee hat adn plays wib pompoms *
* slurps awn a beeg glass ob punch *
* rites in itteh bitteh seekret diareh *
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* sigh *
*Snitchez sea krit diary and peekz inside*
* hides decoder ring behynd bak *
W00t!!! wudja lukking at dat!!!
*ponderz ‘How much kud i git fur dis on ebay?’
Yu culd always copy an post in da Cheezland Cryer.
Ai sure wuld be most ennertaynin tu reeds bout GP’s sekkrit adventures!
Den dey will be not so sekkrit adventures aifinkso! what i wonders more is what he writes about fellow cheezpeeps
Hmmm…sumtiems is bedder tu nawt noes stuff, aifinks. *yells up thred tu cweenmj* Nebber mind!!
OK, I’ll just have tu keep it sea krit.
Guud mornin GP!! *tries tu peek over shoulder tu luuk in GP’s diary* *puts kitteh stikkers wif googly eyes on her own sekkrit diary*
Ohai KK4! Hao yu is? Is erlee ebening heer inna TTI – is dark awlreddy
Iz bout 9:45 heer…has been in da high 70′s dis week heer in San Diego!! Has been bery nice! Feels like da springtime. Ai gettin premature spring fever!
**starts packing to go live wif kerrykatz4** Iz 20 here in Birjinya, was 8 last nite! **shibberz**
Yikes parrothead!! I don noes why so warm heer, is odd but ai not gunna complayn!
**Still packing** Yew hab rum fur 2 truckloadz ov cocomnuts? Hao bout mai piano?
Needs teh help of some swallows to help you carry teh coconuts? Is mush cheaper
Ohai zaffy21! Aifinkso awl dose lazee swallows are awf in cappystrawno. But dat iz gud ideer!
Yu duz noe dat ai hab 6 kittehs, rite? Aifinkso swallows nawt guud idea!
Come on down, parrothead!! If yur gunna make pina-cocoladas, ai kin make room fur da coconuts an piano!
OHai Guinness Piggeh! Ai wuz jist reedin a Deen Koontz book, an here iz a lyne frum it: “Dogs would almost always tell him the truth, but birds would often lie and guinea pigs would be earnest but prone to exaggeration.”
Aifinkso we hab been libeled an slandured!
*snkrs* *laffs* *ROLF*
**narrows eyes**
*gigglols behind paw*
uh-oh, ifinkso taht iz bein a unawforized yoose ob ginny pigs!! GP bedder get ober to mr. koontz’z howse an
shake downcollek tohse lissensing feez (to benefit teh Ginness Piggeh Fund for teh Sank Chew Wary for teh Orfin Bebbeh Otters Fund, ob corse)“earnest but prone to exaggeration”
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apparuntlee u kan’t beeleeve ebberyfing u reeds inna GO’s seekrit diaree, aifinkso…
um, nor whut u reeds inna GP’s seekrit diaree, either.
Oh Mai! Iz grate parti!! Lawtz for all to Njoy!!
oh, but dis luvly floofy beggeh iz EGGSACKLY wut i wanted!!!!!
(much better tahn teh plastic combo salt shaker/pepper grinder i gotted wun yeer frum sumwun hoo reely shuld hab knowed better, an if him didnt kno better before, him shur did after. but we dont talk abowt taht any more.)
bebbeh. i wanted a luvly floofy BEBBEH. not beggeh. i gibs tehm munniez wen i seez tehm, but tehy not makes gud crissmiss prezzints.
:lo: Ifinkso him b a beggeh bebbeh…. himz just beggin fur lubz.
Wun yee4r, mah momkat gotted a Shovel!!! Wii lived on farm, but still she wuz Nawt Pleased.
Ai finks teh giffs got betteh after dat! (Ai was 8, so they had been married more dan 12 yeers! Mah dadkat wuz teh Slow Lerner.)
lol, himz lukky taht shovel didnt get yoozed rite tehn an tehr – on himz hed to teech him a lessin!!! (or did it?)
Mai momcat had teh grate self-control.
Butt (?) nawt alwais smart. He gotted herz to poke skunk unner a bawk, so skunk wud run awt and he cud kill (sowwy) be caws skunk was bovvering aur chickees, and eattin dem and deh eggs. What wii sold 2 makes deh munnies.
So shee pokedm so skunk run, so buy-buy skunk.
I want dat presunk. Dat wud b nize.
Floofy kitteh dislikes confinement
“hey! yew furgets tu put teh airhololes in teh box wen yew shutted it!!!”
good fingnz comes in cheezburger no kitteh
ia seez you makin coment down der iz watchy
Oh hai!!
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Deh Cheez Town Cryer haz ben growing bai leepz adn boundz!! I postifying enneyfing wifin reezun related tu deh ICHC cummunity. Such thingz as races, partyz, condition uf sick peepz adn sick petz, cheezmeetz, eventz, etc. Mostly I b capchuring alla nowns mintz I b seeing in deh commintz. But I may missing sum. If u haz a nownsmint u b wanting postifyed, just sending a emayo tu cweenmj@gmail.com
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In addishun tu deh nownsmintz, I haz posted a bunch of helperz and majic triks. U will finding dem listed on deh rite side. In addishun tu deh strucshunz fur avatarz adn bloo names, u will finding help fur sneeking in deh bak doorz uv profilez wen Dr.Tinycat b werking on deh serverz, adn how tu sort owt deh ICHC tiyme kunundrum, adn making smileez and posting linkeez adn, adn, adn, well, and lotza uzzer stuffz.
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Adn I haz ebbreefing u needz tu noez tu gitting on deh Cheezpeepz Mapz. Adn how tu seeing awl deh mapz at wunst. Adn looking at deh street vuz. Adn speeking uv deh map, wii haz 349 peepz on deh map!!! Yay!!! If u b reeding dis adn u not b on deh map, u shud b!! sending mii deh emayo rite now!!!
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And if u skrolling awl deh way down tu deh bottom uv deh page, u will see I haz started a listing uv deh blogz bai deh cheezpeepz. If u b wanting ur blog listed, oar if I listinged u and u b wanting off deh list, sending deh emayo tu mii.
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Deh Cheez Town Cryer b at
http://www.cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com
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Adn u will awlso finding sum uv deh eggsitement frum deh past linked in deh ICHC Lore adn Legends paige. http://www.cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com/ichc-lore-adn-legendz/
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Tank yew fur ur support!!
Cheez!!
Tankz. Ai stores in Fav or itz sew can use latyer.
nows 4 celin prar Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded teh skiez An da Urfs, but he did not eated dem.
2 Da Urfs no had shapez An haded dark face, An Ceiling Cat rode invisible bike over teh waterz.
3 At start, no has lyte. An Ceiling Cat sayz, i can haz lite? An lite wuz.4 An Ceiling Cat sawed teh lite, to seez stuffs, An splitted teh lite from dark but taht wuz ok cuz kittehs can see in teh dark An not tripz over nethin.5 An Ceiling Cat sayed light Day An dark no Day. It were FURST!!!1
6 An Ceiling Cat sayed, im in ur waterz makin a ceiling. But he no yet make a ur. An he maded a hole in teh Ceiling.7 An Ceiling Cat doed teh skiez with waterz down An waterz up. It happen.8 An Ceiling Cat sayed, i can has teh firmmint wich iz funny bibel naim 4 ceiling, so wuz teh twoth day.
9 An Ceiling Cat gotted all teh waterz in ur base, An Ceiling Cat hadz dry placez cuz kittehs DO NOT WANT get wet.10 An Ceiling Cat called no waterz urth and waters oshun. Iz good.
11 An Ceiling Cat sayed, DO WANT grass! so tehr wuz seedz An stufs, An fruitzors An vegbatels. An a Corm. It happen.12 An Ceiling Cat sawed that weedz ish good, so, letz there be weedz.13 An so teh threeth day jazzhands.
14 An Ceiling Cat sayed, i can has lightz in the skiez for splittin day An no day.15 It happen, lights everwear, like christmass, srsly.16 An Ceiling Cat doeth two grate lightz, teh most big for day, teh other for no day.17 An Ceiling Cat screw tehm on skiez, with big nails An stuff, to lite teh Urfs.18 An tehy rulez day An night. Ceiling Cat sawed. Iz good.19 An so teh furth day w00t.
20 An Ceiling Cat sayed, waterz bring me phishes, An burds, so kittehs can eat dem. But Ceiling Cat no eated dem.21 An Ceiling Cat maed big fishies An see monstrs, which wuz like big cows, except they no mood, An other stuffs dat mooves, An Ceiling Cat sawed iz good.22 An Ceiling Cat sed O hai, make bebehs kthx. An dont worry i wont watch u secksy, i not that kynd uf kitteh.23 An so teh…fith day. Ceiling Cat taek a wile 2 cawnt.
24 An Ceiling Cat sayed, i can has MOAR living stuff, mooes, An creepie tings, An otehr aminals. It happen so tehre.25 An Ceiling Cat doed moar living stuff, mooes, An creepies, An otehr animuls, An did not eated tehm.
26 An Ceiling Cat sayed, letz us do peeps like uz, becuz we ish teh qte, An let min p0wnz0r becuz tehy has can openers.
27 So Ceiling Cat createded teh peeps taht waz like him, can has can openers he maed tehm, min An womin wuz maeded, but he did not eated tehm.
28 An Ceiling Cat sed them O hai maek bebehs kthx, An p0wn teh waterz, no waterz An teh firmmint, An evry stufs.
29 An Ceiling Cat sayed, Beholdt, the Urfs, I has it, An I has not eated it.30 For evry createded stufs tehre are the fuudz, to the burdies, teh creepiez, An teh mooes, so tehre. It happen. Iz good.
31 An Ceiling Cat sayed, Beholdt, teh good enouf for releaze as version 0.8a. kthxbai.
praise cealing cat
i lol speak in old classic styles lol speak
Anom!!
Iys guud……Ai laffs…..adn tehn Ai haz a pondur……;
Ai iz reeely lieks dis!! Haz 3 faves: ani malls, CC, and teh humor.
Tanks!!!
It’s alwais like this…
Christmas at the Schroedinger’s
Dis make meh relly sad!
whai wud ne one nawt want kitteh??????? speshully dis cute one???
I takes it an lurves on et all day an feedz it kitteh fudz an cheezburgerz
dont wurry wittle kitteh! ai will take yu and yu will maek fiends wif my other tree kittehs!
hahahah this is so funny lol LMFAO
Teh kittehs eyez r messd upz. XD
This is awesome!
Have you seen “Bad News delivered by cute animals”? This reminds me of that.
Dats sooo sad… but iz funneh all teh saim!
Aww poor kitty =( brings tears to my eyes *picks up the kitten and comforts it, sniffling*
hey i wants a pety kittah hers soooo kute
he iz such a cute kitteh!
thats such a sad pic. but it’s frickin’ AWESOME!!!