
kisses from grandma
she musta bin happeh dat i wore her sweter.
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kisses from grandma
she musta bin happeh dat i wore her sweter.
picture: soskuie. lol caption: taytayz
Mmm-hmmm. Grandma. Right.
here, LCB, let me get that.
*spits on a tishoo*
Ew!
Er, um, I means thx.
yesh, ew!
u has chokit on ur face, rc…..
omg, das reely freekin meh owt… i jus ate some in reel life!
srsly!
teh odds were in my flavr…
So, Madame Z, iz a fortune telling boof gunna bees part ob teh cocomonuttt shai?
mmm… the future is uncleear on that matter…
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hay DK, I needs some advices. I has a terrible worry about teh owtside kittehs here tonite. U has teh .5 kitteh…do u give it shelters? Itz sposed to get down under 10º tonite. I has my basemint door propped open for them, itz unfinisht but teh hot watter heater and teh furnase is down there… iz that enuf? Am i bein silleh?? I wus just owtside gettin stuffs in from teh car, and itz SEW cold!
*worries about teh kittehs some more*
Yoo has a gud hart n spirit, mai frend. {{{Leeza}}}
“Buddy” wuz ‘dopted as a barn kitteh last summah. *hassa sad cuz ai misses hims, butt hassa BIG happeh fur him* Butt wehn it wuz reelee cowld ai brot hims inna haus.
Ai finkso ur owtside kittehs will be fine if dey cans kum in ur basement.
Mai sister habs a kitteh (mai whiet kitteh’s mommeh) who surbibed owtside awl winter, including teh grate ice storm ob ’98.
To clarifye: “reelee cowld” to mii is liek -30C.
I knew I’d feel silleh.
Rite now itz 27º wif a forecats low of 12º.
I know they has fur on, but it hurts my hands itz so cold! (I had to take my gloves off to get teh male)
Sew u finkso they will be fine?
I has a wonder how things survive in teh bad bad cold liek it is rite now. Not here really, but up in Minnesnowta, and VLC, etc.
SEW….. u is really only 4kittehs now, ifinkso?
as a male myself….I appreciate the removal of gloves
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they chafe.
DONUT TAKES UR GLUBS OFF TO GET TEH MALES!! Nawt-sekkund yoo has to maek shur tehy donut has teh kootees oar bite!
Aifinkso it awl depends on wut weavvers wun is used to, yash yash. Liek wen it get up to abowt 45 or 50F in teh spring, ai runs owtside wifowt mai cote, ai so happeh!
eben teh eelskins?
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Dan, I donut fink u has any idea how cold my hands r rite now.
*grabs Leeza’s hands, stiks tehm in warm wadder*
fanks DK!
ahhhhhhhhhh
I finkso deh oddz b in favor uv ennee cheezpeepz eeting chokklit in aeeny gibbine ower uv deh day.
*sigh* sad, but oh soooo true.
However, teh odds on anybuddy eating carob at any given time is pretty low.
*ponders hazing a Lost Wages ub Cheezland* LCB, wii myt want tew be openin a gambloling ka sea no iffn wii is gunna be talkin bowt odds ub fings.
Hmmm. I’ll has to study on this.
Gotta go run some errants now. C u guise laters!
okay, now that we gotz that taken care uv…
PLEEZ TO REMEMBER!
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This Mundane teh 19th, we is havin a burfdai partee for rhsb, at:
6 am cheeztime
12 pm EST
5 pm TTI time
9 am westy coast time
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I know rshb’s bin werking wif teh burfday fairy on some speshul arrangemints. SO, I iz not sure at this point if we is having teh tradishunal birfday race, or perhaps something else?
A birfday limrick contest comes to mind….
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Detayles shud be finalized over teh weekend if not within teh thred here, but just remember to be there and to kwote red:
‘Bring prezzents!!!!’
Red, if you see this: Happy Early Birthday from me and my brother. I won’t be able to come. Mrs. Maus is having some minor surgery Monday, and we probably won’t be home in time.
Bestest wishes 2 Mrs. Maus
Gib Mrs Maus mah regards and I wishes herz a speedy recovery
me 2. hab my wishis!
Hope everyfing goez ok!
*gives Maus a schmoo to pass on to Mrs. Maus*
oh, sowry, Ifink maybe we need anothur tisshoo here.
Gud lucks to Mrs. Maus and teh miners doing teh surgeries! May their hedlamps shine brite!
Gib missus maus mai best!! hope awl goez well wif deh surgereez. be shur tu taking gud keer uv her wen she b rekuperating.
{{{Maus}}} {{{Missuz Maus}}}
I too wishus to pass on best wishus to teh missus to get well in rekord tyme!
{{{missus Maus}}} {{{Maus too}}}
{{{{{{{{ Maus & Mrs Maus }}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Bestes wishies to Mrs. Maus an Maus too. Hoep all goes well wif teh surgeries.
gud luk to mrs. maus on herz sir jury an hope her haz a speedy recobery {{{maus&mrsmaus}}}
Mick’s Lips!
HAALLOO little Mousey! What? You wanna kiss or something???
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It’s money up front, my little friend or nothing at all!
Iz u running a kissing booth?
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how meenee munneez fur a kiss frum Mick???
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I paying u wun Cheezburger… iz dat enuf??
Pleh! He wud needs to pay ME, aifinkso!
yea! a schmoooing booth for da safari park opening!
and Maus will be first in line!
Iz Maus receeving kisses or gibbing them?
Teenee tinee Maus lips! Too cyoot!!!
Mick & Maus in da schmooing booth?
Dere is NO plaice tu hyde
Datz cuz grammaz lub b ebbreewair.
DO NAWT WANT!!!!!
oh yesh u do!!
*gives DK a big SCHMAK*
Gedditorfgettitorfgedditorf!!!
*spits on a tishoo*
yew sher iz spittin on lot of tishyoos
itz just teh thing I iz doin rite now.
earlier, I was noddin.
*grabs slightly damp tissue from leeza-b’s pile
and sticks it to DKs hed*
der, dat should help wif da lippystick!
Oh fanks, Leeza adn gammacat!
SCHMAKKK!
Pleh Lippystikkk
nawt gonna be ablol tew warsh dat off fer daiz
Pleh! Teh lippees be stikked to me!
Mai MIL yoost 2 ware a lippy dat was nawt berry kiss-prufe an insist awn kissin juss affer she put sum moar awn. PLEH! Ai aer `lergic 2 teh sent dey put in cheep lippy.
Red iz nawt dat kitteh’s shayde
Cud be wuss – iffn it wuz a bloo-red frinstans dat wud nawt go wiv orinj fur atawl
Dats bery troo.
Ai had a teecher hoo had orinj hares. She wared sebrul diffrun shaydes uv red 2gevver. It hertid 2 luk at her sum daiz!
heheh, she musta luuked lieka tikeela sunryz
Moar liek a sploshun in teh paynt faktree. Wun uf her blowziz wus red wiv big yello dots awn!
OOoooOO00oooo… dots?!!!
Bleeb me, u din’t wanna see hur!
Iz finkin taht kitteh’s purrfek shayde iz in teh coral rainj.. Goze well wif hims (nawt poison) orinj furzez.
Kittehz do nawt nead lippy, dey aer byootimuss wivout enny mayk up.
No. Butt,
if u must haz .. kitteh wood be purrfekly coor…ko-or.. put togezzer!
Lawng tym no skweeeeeeeeeee!!!! Walcom bak!
Fanks!!! * Runs to Ambercat an LCB an awl teh cheezeyfrends – skids to a sorta stawp–!* Woops…Bonk!! I Runs abowt in sercles.. hed bonking an hugging and smooing…
Boop!
ohai! *extends floofee paw*
aim gammacat! just started posting reguloly after
lurking for a while
Taht’s wunnerful.. Cheeland welkums ebbryone.. I seed sum ov ur posts.. berry clebber.. How bowt a tasty libashun to warm teh bloods?? Itz 1 degree heer!! * extendz teh floofie paw of frenship…*
fanke idansdansdans! I hasta run awf to meetink now,
*takes tastee libation in eeek-o-logic bottlol*
TTFN! be back to plai later!
Yay! U is back! *wraps feelers round idansdansdans and gives a gentlol squeeze*
* run pawsies along delicat feelers an pats fuzzi furz..* OOooh, fanks for teh warm cheezy welcum bak! * aise start to leek an warm fuzzi feeling sets in* Dere’s no plaise like home!! *clik clik ov teh heels* Ooops.. Iz alreedy dere!! Yaay!
*Upfi purrs like a happi littlol kitteh and smiles at idansdansdans*
O Hai, idansdansdans!!!
Ai wuz jes finking bowt yuu teh uvver dai wen Ai wuz wautching teh ‘Kat, I’m a Kitty Kat, adn I dance, dance, dance, dance….’ videoh;
Bin missyng yuu; plz tuu staiy adn plaiy!!!
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Bak atcha ckk!!! Still smyoling, I see! Fanks for teh remembringz.. I still luvs dat video!! Sum ov us kittehs jus nebber groze up! ( just owt, unfortune nuttley) Haz u made N E new yeerz resolvez?? I finso I will cut down on mai choklit….. OMG!!! Wut haz I sed???? *takes temprachur** Yup!! Hazza feever… Dat ‘splanes it!!!
Whiskery and dry jinjah?
Yum! Sownds like a plan Ambercat.. Mixes bunches up in large pitcher… pours into glasses for awl to haz. passes arownd.. *cheez* *clink*
If yoo puts lipstik on a cat, do it still be a cat?
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Jus wonderin…
OMG!!1! idansdansdans! How u is? Whare u been?
Ohai u clebber debbil!!! I haz nawt bin on xcept sum lurkin once in a wile.. Butt,
I bin lol-ing atchu guize!! I mist y’all doh! How u bee?
I is teh ok, thx. I will be even ok-er in a coupla hours when I is enjoying a extry-long weekent. MLK Day + Lolnauguration Day. Everybuddy’s coming to stay wif me, u wanna come? I’ll reserve a cubbyhole 4 u.
I herd it frew teh graipvine dat u wuz teh hostess wif tah mostist!! Wen iz chekin time??
Welcome to teh Hotel Lolcatburglar. U can check in any time u like but u can never leave too big a tip.
I cud haz grownd floor?? I getz tah dizzee wif hites.. Ummm… dizzee–er, I meens. Ur rite, I can neber leeve too big a tip. :snerk:
Sucha lubberly plaice’
Sucha lubberly fayse!
Sucha lubberlee smiiiiile…..!
*contemplates cubby hole and extra ‘floof’*
fanks LCB. needs to stai home and take care
of my kittehs!
Oh Hai!!!
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I haz startinged a page uf ICHC Lore and Legendz on deh Cheez Town Cryer. It b habbing linkz tu sum uv deh grate advenchoorz in deh Cheezland. If u b noeing uv wair tu finding enneefing dat needz tu b postinged dere, plz tu letting mii noez.
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Fur sum odd reezun, LCB seemz tu playing a major roll in most uv dem…..hmmmmm……
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http://www.cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com/ichc-lore-adn-legendz/
Oh qween, wurds fail mii!
Um, oar maybe dey donut. Dis is sew OSSIM!!!!!11!
Cween – Didjoo post teh NB fire, teh wun DAN maded me start?
no, wair iz it???
June 08 I think. There was a fireman in the LOL. You may be able to find it under the search for “fireman”.
Iz dis it?
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/07/23/funny-pictures-porches-when-i-see-dis-fireman-stuck-in-tree/#comment-388476
Yay-yup. Dat’s it.
Thanks MJ. I had a great time re-reading the Teh Grand Ballet.
It wuz ur finest ower!!!!
I had forgotted that!! too funneh!
Do NAWT, I repeet, DO NAWT kiss kitteh aftur u has putted awn chapstik.
Pleh.
why may I ask?
Furs gets stuk awn ur lips.
Troo, troo.. Bin dere.. dun dat! **ptooie—ptooie**
Smoos kitteh … razes bak up wif orinj goat tea… Goze off to see new look in mere roar…
ai wunner haow long it taekz kitteh to get lippystick OFF?
I has ‘nownsement:
I may oar may nawt be heer tonite. Wii has losted innertoobs conneckshun at hoam an I MITE kno hao to fix it. Alsew, my puter iz borked, so it depenz if I can has mahm’s puter oar nawt.
**SIGH**
Lotsa werk to do wen I gets HOAM frum werk!
ai hopes ebereefing werks owt fer yew!
Fanks. U luuk familyur. Do I kno u frum sumware?
problee nawt. unfortoonatlee ai nawt ablol tew be on heer much.
Oh. Mebbe iz cuz I has been sayin sumfin berry close to ur name alot latelee.
**extends floofy paw**
Nice ta meetcha! I’m rhsb oar u kin cawl me “red”. Ethur wun.
Welcome to Cheezland!
hehehe! somtiemez yew cant halp but say dem fings yew noe!
*shaeks deh floofy paw*
graet tew meet yew tew! yew may call me dani iffn yew like.
ai see ur from ky.
i libbed in lexington fer awhile!
I nawt far from Lexington ~30 miles oar so.
I werk in Frankfort.
Ware u iz nao?
Ai am bisiting franfort tomorrow! tew see mai frend dat libes der.
Ai iz libbing back in cincinnati ohio naow.
an she also maded me deh fuggliest sweater U has eber seen
but it was maed wif luv yew noe!
what about the bunny jammies she made you for catmaus?
ai was a pink nitemayer, aifinkso
butt, in ‘Goodnight Opus’ bunny jammies are da coolest!
Da pink ones wif da feets?
yuppers! and da long pink ears!
Ai lubs Christmas Story!
mi tew! cant wait to see da house in Clebeland that
is da Christmas Story museum.
Dey eben have life buoy soap!
An she wiped mah fayce wiv a likky spitty hankie
PLEH!
Did she pinch ur fays adn mayk fishie lips wif yoo?
Yup. An she smell funnee. Liek old socks. An she did teh likky fing infrunt ob mah frenz
ohai tidmum how iz Ur floofeh cute kittehs and Uz?
Ohai two_kittehs

We’s awl otay, fanks. Hazel still fat cat scabby cat. No can has nemoar steroids
cuz she needs blud tests an got to be steroid free. But she Happyfatcat .
Fern be up in Boichiks rume playin ‘in teh baskit on the bed..on the bed in the baskit’
She got the grumps cuz our rume is bein dekkeratid an her sleepy baskit be in Boichiks rume.
How yoo iz?
I iz gud we moved a munf ago. I still has to fix some fings.
Kittehs wuz not happeh bout deh move but demz is adjusting.
It ar berry cold here rite now, colder dan Siberia in fact.
We wuz complaining bout it 2 lols ago an we maded plans
to go to Sydney
does U wanna joyn us?
Ur kittehs is cibilized demz sleepz in dere baskits
mah kittehs either sleep on my head or on my feetses
No cibbillized heer! Fer ‘doptid mah gnoo wikker an linen lined lawndree baskitt!!
i baied kitteh beds, but tehm sed “No fanx. Yor bed an Baskitt is moar better
kitteh rule elbenty: Ebryfing U has is Mine
*Nods hed Knowingly*
Hope you is gettin settled in. Teh Kittehs will soon get used to gnoo howse.
We got teh Floofybutts after we mooved here,so tehy wuz just here frum reskyoo place.They had a happitayl bowt dat
Is always a bit up an down wen moobin.
We has been heer neerly 4 yeerz nao, an only jus got rown to dekkeratin ower rume. Ebreewhare else has been dun.Noa it awl needs doin agen! O.O
oh fanks tidmum, I hope Hazel skin gets less scabee and itchee
Ai gawt Amber a kitteh-nest but she nawt sleeps innit, til Ai sed “Hokay; Ai gibs it to teh Kitteh Reskyoo plaise Ai gawt yu form” TEHN she sed, “Oh is nyse nest; Ai sleeps heer nao”! But moestlee she sleeps awn her blankie awn mai bed. Or IN mai bed, iffits verree cold!
Mai kittehs: “ur” bed is owrs. “Ur” sofa is owrs. “Ur” tredmill is owrs. “Ur” desk is owrs. Yoo can has teh kitteh tree yoo botted for us. Wii prefers teh bocks.
Don’t say that! I kitteh tree is on my listy of fings I wanna get this year!
These r wut I’ve been lookin at:
http://www.angelicalcat.com/rustic_cat_trees.shtml
a littul pricey, but… I liek the look, and teh revyoos r grate.
anyone botted any of these?
lolz
I neber werz grannehz sweterz. She stil tinkz I’m twelv. Dey a bit smahlz fer meh naoz.
Dis NAWT be lippysickz onna pig. It be on ME! ICK.
marked kitteh is marked
to be honest i think it just dosent fit
sorry
If da shoo fitz, werz it?
If teh shoo fitz — itz on yr foot!!
if teh shoo fitz, yew git to marree teh printz!
Ummm… dat wood bee — foot printz???? OMG.. I krakz meh up!! snerk:
Ohai, mj.. U haz bin bizzy, bizzy, makin up awl kinda new fings for teh cheezepeeps conv.. conbeen…. to haz funz wif!! Wut a namazing adn kreeatif purrson u r.. Fanks for teh funz!!! Bemember wen we had teh parade for ur 2000th hit?? Mabee we haz to skedule a new sellabrashun 4 the 30,000th hit!! U haz cumd a lawng wai baybee!!!
Ooops.. tihs cold maiks mai finnerz friz.. Maik taht ur 20,000th hit on teh horizin!!! Congaratz shoe lacings!!
Oh Hai iddd!!! yes i member deh parade …. it wuz such a grand surprize!!! … I haz ben habbing deh fun fixing up deh Cheez Town Cryer ….
Yes, wut a wunnerful addishun… Ur creativ joosis is reely flowing.. A beritable ribber ov joosis, I finkso!
Ai am alreddy kracked, sew ai am tow-eld, but yew maded me laff!
Drattid wierd press!! Itz eetin mai commintz agin!! *shakes flooffy paw*
Tihs will problee show up 2 thymes.. #$%^#@*&^*!!!#
U maik meh laflaflaf too, parrothead.. U sew funni!
*snerk* Ai yuse to do tihs to mai neffyoos! Not so much nao tehy is neerly 16!
nah, you can still do this when they are 16!
extra embarrassment points!
Awwwww
Kisses from Gramma r de best
Depends…….
OHai D.R. My puppeh reely belongs tew mai dotter, so Ai am teh puppeh’s Gramma, an ai agree! Mai puppeh luks bery mush lyk yur abatar, wif teh purty lite gowld fur, an teh brown eyes….**goes to kiss puppeh on hed**
Awwwww
**comes back, followed by goweldin puppeh cubbered wif fyewsha lipstik**
**luks arownd fur tissues to spit on**
Woe to all Cats!
For he shall bearz the Marks of Da Beast on da foreheads.
I now has to post dis…
I iz sorries for callings da MIL Da Beast.
My bads.
O hai! U hasn’t been around here for a lot of whiles. How u is?
Busy, Busy, Busy.
Grandma came to live with us and our 4 kitties. She brought 2 of her own.
One of which was ours originally, but he has CRF. We sent him to live with Grandma, because our littlest girl was a bit too much for him to handle.
He beat the Vet’s expectations of 24 months.
The story is at our blog. Along with pictures and stories.
Kitteh! C’meer, yu gotta sum schmutz awn yu, lemme geddit awf…..(rubs forehed fureeuslee)
HAHAHAHAHA NOOGIES!!!
(trundles awf, laffing, trying tu be kwik, howebber turtlols nawt sew kwik, axulee)
:snerk:
Ai’m a liddul steenker, ain’t I?
:snerk:
ack-sheww-lee, mai oranj tabbeh lubs da noogies.
sumtymes he will trilll cause he’s so happi.
the heck turtlols aren’t quick.
Ya set one down, turn around for a couple of seconds, and either the little bugger has sprinted off into the sunset……or has a cloaking field….mebbe a Romulan turtlol?
Lol, all I can think of is Spongebob Squarepants…. wow I have issues.
Yeah, that’s what I thought too. Perhaps kitty should get some sideburns?
Adorable!
OT:
Is it just me or does anybody else find the freecreditreport.com annoying
Are yew habbin popups, or yew meen teh commershul?
deh commershul
I no has pop-up I has a nice add in fur firefox that kills demz pop-ups
U meen FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE credit report dot com???
Oh yes berry annoying…. so iz deh GEICO gal…. espechlee wif her noo yeerz horn blower….
with the exception of that horn……you could be talking about the future ex-mrs. SHD.
dunno why, but she intrigues me.
egg speshallee da cash meer sox
yepper, I was indeed sunk by then.
I approovs ur choyce SHD… I reely like her.. I lubbed teh santa commurshal.. Butt,
don’t cownt on any chillun beein moosical!!
ai finkie datz da Pro gresso inz guryl
I no had TeeVee fur more than a munf and just gottid cablez
in time to see deh lolnaugrashunz
oh mai I had furgottid how mushes that ad wid stoopee songs gottid on mah nerves
Pore Kitteh haz pashuntlee puttez up wif Gramma’s exhuberint shmooing;
Wutta guud lovving boi; hims deserbs sumefing speshul, liek a xtrah nieyce kitteh treet; adn……..
O NOOOOOES!!!!! Heer cumes Gramma agen wif moar kissis;
Run, Kitteh, wif a kwikniss adn hidez!!!!!
*lifts up kertin adn hides kitteh behine it* Stands in front ov it wissling nonch..noncsh……cazulee.
” Why no, gramma, I haz nawt seed NE kitteh. Y dew U ask?? My, my, gramma, wut biiig red lips u hab!!”
IF ai woar red lipstik an awl mai catz wer ornj, they’d awl luk lyke this.
SKARII THOT!!!
i hate wen my granma does that!!!!!!
Peech lipstickz annoyin on da forhed. Speciallyz wen it skikky. |3