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ne mai bruder
uh, dass “hee,” nawt “ne”…
Iz ROOMBAMAN!!!
He mai brudder frum anudder mudder….makes meh shudder
whuu wantza starrt teh ofishul limmarick* abowt tihs lol? (ai’d du uh rhaim wtih “tuxedo,” buht ai kep geting stuk awn teh raim “libido”…
(*plz tu sea teh preev… preve… lasst lol. tehere’z uh limmeryk starrtud foar cheezpeepz tu finnihs.)
ooh kerrykatz — lukz laik a gud limmarik inn teh mayking…
fankee for da limerick start calicocoa!
took me a long time to finish it!
The LOL on da web made me shudder
twas mai brudder from an-other mudder…
he was riding a roomba
and then, Aye Carumba!
He’s a Manx not a tuxie, oh bruther!
*cheers and whistles* Good one!!
fankee! be shore to tip your waitperson!
move along sweepea…………. yew duzznt need tew commint here..
*tips ober jamamamakitty*
teeeeeeeeeeheeeeeeeeeeee runzoff
*Tipz waiter ober adn lukz innersent
She told mii tu due it!!
ooh, dis a ruff crowd!!!
… deh ruff crowd b neggst door at deh LOLdawgz….
oh yesh……….. *wisspurrs……ai can haz shilo kitteh next week!!!*
Woot!!!! W00t!!!!!!
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sry. i not meen tu yelling.
but dat b such gud nooz!!!
*grabz jamamakittyz pawz and dey duz deh
*happy, happy, happy dans
*dans dans adn jumping up adn down!!!!!!!!!!!
quick………halp me kitteh pruf mai haus!! ai haz hadda matyooor kitteh fur a long time!!
skip twirl jump up n dwon wif teh cween!!!!
Ooooh, ai is happy fur yoo tu, Jkitty!!
Yew iz gettin a bebbeh kitteh?
yesh…..her foster mama emeowed me tewdai an dey iz ‘cited fur shiloh…her sed is berry sweet kitteh!!
nawt bebbeh……..is 1.5 yr old………jus rite, aihopeso
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=3113977
yeah!!!! she is a beutimous kitteh!
Wow – she iz teh purty, jamamamama!
Concatchoelaces on teh impending addishun to yer hoam!
*grabs jamamamamama’s paws*
*dans dans dans*
fanks!! wont be mamakitty but will fill teh kwiet!!!!
Supt sez congratulations! He b happy fur u. It b a kewt kitty.
gib teh supt a schmooooo fur me, otay? ai hazza releeeeved…..wuz sad las nite wen ai haddunt herd innyfing……. now teh poor kitteh has tew ride 4 hours in teh car…… hope her nawt craiiiing awl teh way!!
ai haz tew go tew teh dr tinyvet nex week tew take supplies bak….ai kin ask if dey fink der is sumfin tew relax poor kitteh… (wuchu fink?)
Mite nawt be a bad ideeyuh. Mebbe start trip & see if kitteh will be teh ok – den gib medisinul halp if needed.
ai see wut ai kin dew…….fanks NS
I moving a pair uv cats frum Minnee Snow Daze to Okee Homa…. I gotted sedativez frum deh Dr,TinyVet….. Wun kitty slept dhe hole way…. uzzer kitty meowwwrrrred deh hole way… wif berry drugged lukking iiz.
She wuz not a happy kitty.
Yay! Yew iz gettin Shilo kitteh! but I.5 yeerz still kinda babeh kitteh. But nao yew has anudder kitteh! *happitail dansdandans*
a cween listened to meeeee?
yoo meen liek cow tippin?
*shiftee eyez*
how did he get famuss, dat maroon????
i aer waaaaaaaaaaaaay smartur. and cuter. and….ooooo lukkadat…waunders off…
Sell out!!
wundr hao a kitty sells out?
A liddul nompromise here, a liddul dere
Berry shadee dealingz
C…
Caerfull contemplaytion of connyving chicanery
Dastredly distrustful deeds
Elebenty ebil erroneous exaggerayshuns
Fixsin priecess
Gougin’ udder felinez
Hikin’ awlreedy fixced priecezz
I…
Indeesent relayshuns wif direktors
Just one little day job
Kleenin da houzes ob da fanceepantz conduktors
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Lotsa middnyte lurkinng
Machyavellyan machinayshunz
Nawteeness ebbreeware adn awlla tyme
O…
Obfewskatin da troof
Petty leyez telling dem
Qwietlee sneekin arownd behind yer bak
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Ratzenfraternizashuns
Steelin stuffs
Tipping waiturz wif faek munnieiz
U…
undercuttin yer bidz
voycing ubjecshuns
werkin under teh tabul
x……
Joe — yer faymuss!!!
is dat joe da plummer’s cat?
Joe da plummer duzzint striek meh az a cat purrrrsun. >.>
No self repecktin cat wud hav anyfink to do wif Joetheloserplumber.
*happilee hedbonks lynxany*
Yer sew rite!
Joe da plummer defnitly not a Roomba purrson…
Couldn’t bee…..kitteh seem tu hab sum sort uf intelligence. *whispurrs* mai ex was plumbing contractor…hence da ref!!
mah brush wif fame!
kitteh says ‘fame gave me da brush off”
Ai needs brush wif “Tame” – teh air bees so dri!
that mite me my kitteh-cat..
is u christy?
Kitteh shokkd!! Girlfren sez hur wif sik frend…den he see her on intertubes, riding a roomba wif abandon.
that shameless hissy, er, hussy!
Ai nawt eber letz hur borrow mai roomba again.
Datz funnee rite there.
itz a friend of a friend
ehts muddas sistas buddas cuseens rabbets fohmah oaner!
*pikz up deh care troll mask adn tryingz it on…..
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OMCC!!! Not tu b letting ur kittehz seeing uzzer kittehz on deh pooter!!!
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Deh neggzt thing u noez, dey b lukking at deh kitteh pron!!!!
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U must supervizing deh kittehz at awl timez!! Wut kind uv ignerint persun wud letting deh kitteh tu playing on deh web??? Peepz shjud b putting deh camera down adn removing deh kitteh frum deh pooter.
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Peepz, plz!!1!!! if u lubbing ur kitteh, u must tu saving dem frum deh ebilz uv deh inter tuubz!!!
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*takez mask off.
Wheeeeeeeee, dat wuz deh funz!!
*gigglol*
eeek! annuder troll!
*hides unner bed (wif tayle sticking out)*
*jentlee tutches gamma’s tayle*
BOOP
*leeps into air wif bottle brush tayle*
*runs around da lane madlee*
Ohai NS!
*licks paw innocently*
ai ment tew do dat, uhhu!
oh, and
Boop!
*touches NS on nose and leebs a googlee eyed sticker*
*likks noez once*
*crosses eyez tryin to luuk at stikker*
*givs up, curls up, an goez to sleep*
Why hai my estrangededededed fwibend…sowis i has nauts been around my pc is dead
me gets a new one soon i iz on my kitteh fwibends lappitop he he how iz u???
I’ve TOWLD him and TOWLD him …. “Don’t dreenk an’ trie to dryve the Roomba! You’ll onlee go in cirkles!”
hmmm….ai nawt knoez himz…butt ai wantz hims roomba!
**comes runnin into room, pantin**
I FINALLY got bak heer!
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I losted innertoobs conneckshun an it tuuk me FOUR trys to reset teh modem!
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Unforchunatelee, I nawt kin stay. Mahm needz teh puter an mien nawt keep innertoobs conneckshun. Mebbe my wireless card goin bad? I dunno.
So, I say “Gud Nite” nao.
*has a sad*
Buy Red! C yoo tomorrow!
buy red!
*has a sad too!*
nite nite, red!
See hoomin, i should has toys like dat tooo…..dey can’t do nuffin right
Kitteh noews Rhoomba Star! Kitteh emialz teh Famuus Rhoomba Kitteh for pawtograph! Cellz on EoBay fur maneeez kibbles!!
roomba kitteh haz a happie…iz teh good vibrasions, yesh, aifinkso.
faispaw….
****runz awf 2 teh nawty barn wif a barrassed****
waves floofy paw buy, buy tew rhsb
why ai nawt bloo naow?!?
Teh werkings uv manijment braynes – let meh esplayn to yew…
Owr departmint gibs a big packet uv info to mennee uvver departmints a fyoo tiemz a yeer. Deez packetz uv info iz big & labor-intensiv. We wantin to find owt hoo needz wut part uv the packets & wut parts we kin cut so as to saev tiem & enurjee. Dat much maykin sense.
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Heerz teh confuzzlin part. In order to sayvin tiem & enurjee, three pplz haz spended ober a munf coming up wif a survey & innerview kweschuns fur teems uf us to go froo wif pplz in udder departmints. Den we hasta do teh innerview & compile teh data… awl kwite labor-intensiv.
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Mah ideeyuh wuz to jus nawt do teh packets wun tiem arownd, see hoo notices to begin wif, and see hoo asks fur wut info. Den we noez pplz dat diddint asking diddint needing. Nawt sew labor-intensive, akshulee.
Oh noes, nightshayde!! Ai kin imagine da endless meetings ub da grand poobahs!! The who got da pakkit mtgs…da who didn’t git da pakkit mtgs…da I got a pakkit but dont unnerstand it mtgs…da how come yu got pakkit an I dint mtgs…da memos..the HORROR!!! *hugs nightshayde an gibs hur margaritas*
*roasts marshymellows on bonfire made uf pakkits wif her*
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Fank CC ai haz tomorrow off (goin to scrapbookin camp – yay!!!). Ai will fink abowt dis on Mundane. *sigh*
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Oh — an ai getz to intervyoo teh pplz in owr internashunul offices & in Seeyattul. Nao if ai kud taykin bizness trips to deez playses, ai wud nawt complayn. Ai haytes talkin on teh phone tho — speshullee sins ai will hasta figyur owt wen we kin talk to pplz in TTI an in Australia.
is jus like teh manuals tey used to put out………….. hey puttit awl online an peeps can gets wut dey needs n ignooooooor teh rest…..
We sugjestid dat — but den teh poobahs sed we needz to do teh innervyooz to find owt wut we wud put teh info in teh pyooter.
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Teh peons – we kannot win, aifink.
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*sigh*
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At leest we haz jawbs. *knox wood*
Deer Mz Nightshayde,
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Wii haz taken ur suggestyun intu kunsiderashunz. Sins dis wuz ur suggestyun adn not ower idea, it cannot b a gud suggestyun. If u hadded deh gud suggestyunz u wud b in management. Adn u not b in management, dere4z, ur idea, wyle it b habbing merit adn uzzerwize b full uv deh win and awsum, cannot b putted intu axun.
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Wii valuez ur input.
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Thank u fur ur intrest in improving ower kumpany.
(sined)
Meester Poohbah
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but yew shur a cyooot liddel dumplin…..*patts er buttz*
Well – since aifink awl poobahs involved, boaf men & wimmin, liek teh menfolk, ai gess dat wuddint be kwite sew disturbing.
*trying to stiful laffs sew kleening krew duzzint fink ai haz losting mah mind*
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Datz teh funneh, cweenmj! Yew furgotting tho dat a munf aftur we duz dis survay/innervyoo, dey will implimentin mah plan but cawling it theirz. *nod*
ther ther lil darlin…….. yew jus go on now……. “people is our most importint product tape”
Oh yes, ben dere, had dat dun tu mii.
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I awlwayz lubbed it wen dey sed, “wii wantz ur input” adn den ignorifyinged it. Even wen deh hole committee i wuz on sed, “dis b how tu solve dis problem”, deh stoopy PHB sed, “Dat not b how wii will fixing it…..make a differnt suggestion.”
*nods knowinglee*
an keep makin em till yew cum up wif mines!!
ohai nightshayde!
reeding thru all this.. iz it possumble u werk for a bank?
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dis all sounds skarilee familyer.
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If I’d seen teh frase ‘teem player’ I’d have knowed for shur.
*snerk*
No, akshullee — nawt a bank. Bery big kumpanee, tho wif too mennee PHBs. Uv coarse, wun PHB iz wun too mennee …
if ai dint noes beddar ai mite think yew cud werk fur airplane cumpneeeee
Well – yer gettin closer. Itz in travel…
*wunders wut crooooze lions are bai dizzi whirld…..*
ummm…purrhapz teh dissnee croooze lien???
hmmm, ya fink??
*whine*
Ai haz an eggcited ‘cuz ai jus finalized teh plans yesterday. 
Ai wantz to go on a Diznee Crooze!!! We iz goin to Diznee Whirled in March, tho! Ai hazzint bin dere since 1984.
… an noe, ai duzzint werking fur Diznee Crooze Lien.
curses, foiled agin!!!
ai wunnerz wut iz liek too bee awn a disnee crooz….?
PHB = poopy hedded boss?
Pointee Hedded Boss, akshullee — liek teh boss frum Dilbert.
duh!!
nite, ns!
u berry close, Leeza….
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PHB = Pointy Haired Boss frum deh Dilbert cartoonz. I had wun dat I wuz shur Scott Adamz had a spy camera in himz office…… so mennee timez I wud seeing sumfing in deh Dilbert dat wuz EXAKTLEE wut had happened at werk…..
Iz teh ex-bfs dat bees teh poopee!!
hmmm…maybee yur PHB iz taekin tipz frum teh comikz?
pointy.. poopy… ime, itz pretty much teh same!
I werked in a bank for 15 years… I has bin tasked, teemed, tabled, I has reached out, gone forward, had my cheez moved, throne fishez… u name it… itz all teh same: bs!
oh and ur SEW rite about teh input thing… they ax u for input, then when u gives input they don’t liek, ur not a TEEM PLAYER.
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ew ew ew ew ew
*still feels teh taint of teh pleh bank on hur*
yew can cum tew pike place mkt an throws teh fishes……..(ai seen dat bideo tew….an teh fish throwers IRL)
ackshully all that video did wuz make me want to kwit teh bank and go throw teh fishies! lol
Made mii want to go shop there!
wen yew cum fur yer moosic camp we can go der!!
Just thinking bowt deh PHBz and deh commiteez adn deh work groupz and deh meetingz adn stuffz, makez mai bluud preshurz jumping.
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ooooo.
Thinking happytayl thotz.
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thinking calming thotz.
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thinking retirement b wundrus.
ai jus kinda laffs at teh wuns dat climbin teh ladder…….liddel duz dey no dat it goes nowair….. *finks – jus wun moar year, jus wun moar year*
pfft!
I has never had any ambishun atall. Cept to make enuf munnies to buy cat fuds, and travel onst in a wile. Teh peeps that make teh big munnies, always seems overwerked and henpekked by teh higherups.
*has deja voo moment*
is a goggie eet goggie whirld out der!!
well, I has an early tomorrow (as ushual) so nites all!
Oh and congrattts on ur gud news Jamama!!!
*scmoo*
About those Pike Place fish throwers: I’m gonna bet that teh junior ones has to deal wif that bass ceiling.
dey probablee duz…..
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Itz nao tiem to going hoam. Ai will be blissfullee owt uv elektronik touch wif teh rest uv teh whirled startin tomorrow afternoon & froo teh weekend. Ebbreewun taek caer, stay warm, and stay saef!
Schmoooz NS!!! {{{NS}}}}
stai saef adn warm yurselfz!
Nite, NS!
Fanks!
{{{{{cheezpeeps}}}}}
Yew awl iz teh bestest!
yur welcom!
ain’t dat hao lief seemz to bee?
naaao, sillee lolrus, nightshayde adn kerrykatz4 sed *pakkits,* nawt *bukkits*!
*gigglol*
Fanks, calicocoa — ai needed dat laff!
Calicocoa, u b on deh map now!!! Yay!!! u bringz uz tu number 250!!!
make dat number 350!!!!!
ohai- cwmj-
I lefted da burfdai fairi a note onda leaki kitteh pitchur….. duz u noe ifnz she gotted it?
momcat
I will pass it on tu hur….. ‘k?
oh- i awlmost forgoted…..
cud u movez gascat onda map frum boulda to skedadle washingtun? him n spooz iz up der naow (‘cept onda weakendz when deh iz hear wif fishykitteh n me…)
momcat
pssst…………yew wants me to czech up on ‘im? onleee kidden
shur! he wud aksumally njoi dat jk! iz u in skedadle two? himz sos much happir naow- himz LUBS skedadle!
momcat
ai iz souf ob skeattle……….. is yew in orygun? ai nawt remember an yer profyle…nuffin der!
nightie nite- happydreamz 0 yr new kitty!
Ok, no problem. kunsider it dun….
heh heh…hes gonna here abowt tihs at teh offise on Monday!
Hmmm…ai finks ai has to go to mai bed nao…..
gud nite, awl ob ya’ll!
G’nite, DK!!
Schmooo!
‘nite, mai cween……*yawn*
ai gotz ta git meh sum sleeps……laetlee, ai’s bin gettin awnlee berre short amaowmtz ob sleepz…….pleh…
yay dat iz mai cozin fred
of course u noe him!!
hees mai grate uncle hilbert!!!
hey bertie!!
Jeenyus!
I noe dat guy, too -he iz alwayz messing up my computer.
Holy crap! I have that same kind of laptop! Color scheme and all!
holy crap i also noe dat guy! or…. maybee i doent.
That’s my cat, Francois! He loves to watch you-tube videos of cats, particularly the roomba driver one.
OMG! that wuz 2 funy!!!