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…yr dewin it rite!!
I can has GMTA!
Ur duin perti gud dis mornin, tu! Concatshoolashunz, sweetpea!
Kwik! Cawl teh mediks!
maek eet stawp!
*Puts corks into ALL of GPs orifices*
Stopping the leaks…
but but but ai wus gonna maek sum soop wib dem…
ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew!
AP, can I has that brane bleesh when u is thru?
Dang, ai fink ai needz it agen. *wash-wash-wash*
K, heer u go. Pass it alawng.
fanke angelplume!
*wash-wash-wash*
COOL! What are we drinkin’ over here? * swipes bottle *
So know insted of cock-a-leeky soop, u make stop-a-leeky soop. Is teh vry simple. Ur such a drama piggeh.
*NOTISE*
Teh Greesy Spoonerism Cafe is temporariloly closed.
We will reopen wehn no one rememburs this post anymores.
Fank Q for ur pashentz.
Oar mebbe juss add teh cuy gumbo tu teh menyu.
hi peeps! just wondering- what iz teh CUY in teh soup?
kthanxhad2askbye…
*Whispers*
“Cuy” is the Peruvian word for guinea pig. Folks like to fry it or roast it there…
p.s. cuy (aka cui) is da werd in Espanishol.
It is utú in Aguaruna/Abajún language used in da Amazon.
Iz furst “pikchure werd” in da reading primer i had teh privelij to werk on. In da furst story Tama is bringing da utu fr da dinner.
no te preocupes, GP.
dey don{t eat da talking guinea pigs.
hmm… well, taht is a littlol bit bedder…
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* noms a sugarsnap *
ahem. i see wot chewer dewin dere.
i tried posting a link to my fren karina & herz dinner but WP must like da uto too. sooooo, if you wanna, googlol “aguaruna”, den “images” den go to about p 3 adn luk for a happy woman in red holding a platter…
* noms an otter sugarsnap *
hmm *contented smile to self*
I see the plan for fattening up my surprise contribution for the
upcoming Burns’ dinner is going better than expected…
That was too easy; he is willing to eat the tasty and nutritious
food on his own.
Well done, my Princess!
I like my Cui well-done also…
extra crispy?
thank u, dear peeps. I was hoping it wasn’t sumthing like that- but I do understand that traditional cuisine had to use available protein sources.
i luv teh guinees, bunnehs & skwirlols.
Win da Greezy Spoonerism Cafay op’ns agin,
luk fr da noo val you meal men you which inkludes
Guy Cumbo .
[not to wurry, dey still Serb da Surly Curryz]
*snerk*
teh Noo Yawk Times ran a link fur recipeez for gry squirrl lately. Recpies dirkly from TTI
Guy Cumbo….. sounds intreeging….
Looks like I missed one…
*Puts a cork in GPs mouth*
Ahhhh….teh sweet sown of sylins….
LoL
* muffled obscenities *
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Pleh! Ping! Pew! Poof! Otay, aifinkso taht is awl ob dem…
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* narrows eyes at Maus * Ai challege YU, sir… tu a Jewel!
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* holds out tray ob sordid pasta products * Choose yur weppon, littlol Maus!
Maus, aifinkso u needs to yooze teh sooper-glu wif teh corks!
ew ew ew ew!
whus gonna kleek up da corks dat GP just
um, sprayed eberywere?
*hedbats rhsb*
donut suggest sooper gloo to Maus!
he canna be trusted wif it!
butt, he just ordered a WHOLE truck full!
Ow!
I thot it wuz EM dat nawt be trusted. Iz Maus nawt trustworvee ethur nao?
**finks I needs to reed moar, but stoopy werk egg-specks me to akshully WERK sumtymes**
Yeah,werk tends to get in teh way uv fun too manee tymes!
Iffin ai has to look at anudder box spec today,ai think ai’ll screem !!
I wish I wuz luukin at box xpeks….
I hasta deel wif teh bad guies. Pleh.
Donut dey kno wat iz the pryoriteez?
Stoopy werk.
*slinks in from meetink wif pointee ends out
and tayle bushed*
*spyes toy, pretends it is pleh meetink peeps*
*dus BWOD, ponces on toi, and starts bunnee
kick of death*
*kickkickcikkickickkckick!!!!*
ai feel better now
Leeza’s mad at me just because I glued GP to her at my birthday party. A little innocent fun! Sheesh!
*headbats Maus*
ai no da birfdai kitteh gets to hav fun,
but dat culd be called gruel and unused!
kwite!
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but Maus.. u know I don’t get mad…
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I gets even.
you go skwirrlgrrl!
just mayke sur to sell tickets to da event!
mawm? is dat you?
well fank gc! but I better knot.
my big revenj plans ushually end up with me bein sprayd down, set on fyre, debreefed or dangloled over a gorj…
We do has fun, duznt we?
yesh we do, eben when WP screws up my commints
{{cheezfrens}}
fankee yuall for makin me feel betteh after
da stupie meetink!
Dids you has a pleh meeting wif The Stoopy Soots?
stoopy soot customers who want everything but
wont pay for anyfing
*shows pointee end to work soots who suck up
to customer*
huh? oh, FUN!
inna rawther loosley defined way, yesh.
sowwy, da customer has certain requirements,
and engineering judgement, common sense,
and us losing money be d*#$@#m’d
*kicks toi sum more to calm down*
dus a bushi tayle mayke my butt luk big?
I has a simpathee. I has meetings liek taht too.
fanks Maus!
Boop!
*puts puffy bebbeh panda©®™ stikker wif googly eyes on
Maus’s nose*
I gets alot uv dat,too…..
“Oh…we want teh speshul boxes,but we wants dem for nothin.
Okai ?????”
And teh big-shots gib in to teh idiots.
*Whispers*
Spherical Cloth Boxes….
BWAHAhahahahahahahaha…
Hmmm. Which shall I choose?
Acini di pepe
Bucatini
Cavatelli
Ditalini
E…
Egg linguini
fettucini
gnochi
hairee, of angel
i…
Elbow macarena
Fettucheenee
Gnochee
H…
ittybitty alfabetz
just made frum da pasta maker
kurly pasta
lingwienie
macarroneez
n…
noodles
orchiette pasta
pasta fresh
q…
quadrettinee
raviololee
spagettee
t…
tagleea telly
umpteen diffurent varietalz
very fanzee
W…
Wif Skwid ink
Xtra proteens add’d
Y? becuz, jest becuz
ZitiZ
Oooh…pass teh brayn-bleech, plz.
Whar’s teh kitteh?
but how can u tell wif teh catmoflage??
GMTA, eh?
Apparently…
yesh! sew wut r we all thinkin now…?
Lunch?
Jes eeted, fanks.
Gots ennyfin foar dessesrt?
Hmmm… Lesse…
*RummageRummage*
I gots a Tastykake blueberry pie
*RummageRummage*
An sum granola bars. That’s ’bout it…
No choklit?
Wat kinda Maus are you?
Maus, Ai dint knoe thems hadded Tastykake iyn Teeney Tineey Delawhare!!!!
Ai finked iyt wuz oanley a Philamadelfhia areya treet!
(Weez growed up awn tohse!!)
My house is only about 20 miles from Filthydelphia. We can has Tastykake, and Frank’s sodas, an reel hoagies and eberryfing!
Wowsers!! Ai ar iympresseded!!!
Awl taht guud stuuff!!
Tho I grue up in rural NY, I still disremembers teh Tastykake theme song.
♪ i love to singa♪
yup, gotta nearwurm, fangs alot, yew t’whoo.
we luvs to share!
*pats tendrils sawftlee*
this too will pass… in about elebenty hours, I’d say.
yup. mizry luvs cumpnee. at leeast i will repelz da aleeyins
♪ ilovetosinga.
*aliens in far out gal acksy moove furrver out*
♫ aboutthemoona adn thejoona and thespringa ♪
Eerwerm. Ai nao haz it.
Camoflage… You’re doing it right1
GMTA but you did it moar bettah
No… you!
well, you typ’d moar werds
Ai can’t see ware Ai end an teh karpit biginz
Ohai Annipuss : look I foond all these smarties under teh bed. Want one?
Aer u shore dey aer smartiez?
Wi cant no it if wi dont try it, kan wee ?
Ai noe! U trie dem an Ai’ll wate an see wat happinz!
U TRIE dem.
no, u trie dem, i inist!
ohai LeFaune! i hasnt seen you here before!
*extends floofy paw of friendship*
Ohai gammacat that iz normal : I just dezendid from teh ceiling. With mmah wingz. WINGZZZZZ
Okai lets catch anni and force har to trie teh smartiez !
Ai aer too awld an wyze 2 eet ennifing Ai aer nawt shore uv. U wudun’t maek an awld laydee sikk bai forsin her 2 eet sumfing badd wud u?
Bat it iz gud far u. Promiz. U wil see poniz an colorz !
Dear, dear, dear … Mr LeFaune, do behave urself or ai’ll tell Maus u needs a debriefing. Threatening long-standing and cherished members of dis happee communitee like our dear annipuss is NAWT teh sort of fing we supports here. So iffn u wants to try teh smarties u founds, u do it urself or u find a voluc … voil … sumwun who is willing. And mayke sure Guinness piggeh brings u sum of his homemade applol jooce.
butt i kant LeFaune! Anni holped me wif
da splort recubery in da last thred!
tern on da kitteh detektor: aka da vacuum kleener/hoovah
or shayke a can o ‘treets!
This iz teh las tyme ai bye teh cheep haredye!
Mabye NOW u will let me trim ur pointy ends, hmmm, kitteh?
ohai LCB. I aer startin to pak up my trubbles in my old kitteh bag to get reddy to come to da Nauga Rule fiestibiteaz at chur howse. You got da elebenty free armee cotz reddy fr us? and lotsa gushy fuds? adn shwimps? and …
hunnert $$ towels
an sheets wid elbenty thred counts
an salmon
an toona
memo to annipuss: dis will halp you purrpare fur ower bisit to Lunnon fr da 2011 Lolypics.
oops, dat be Lolympics. still got dat “i love ta singa” ditty stuk inmy hed distraktin me .
‘nother memo to annipuss: move now and leave no fowarding address!
I’m gonna go crash at Tidmum’s howse an snorgle hur kittehs!
**wunners if Tidmum iz aware of dis yet**
Dat’s teh best eye deer yet, LCB!
*clik*
*terns switch on re moat trackink/GPS De Vice attatched to sekrit itemz belonging to annipuss*
Ai intend 2 be awai frum lundun fur teh joorayshun uv teh Lolimpiks!
U is welkum to cum and c me in Jermanee… we cud swaps flats!
oh Annipuss now don’t beez shy
we knoz how U lubs us
and can’t wait fur deh lolympics!
adds to deh list
choclits
martoonies
is I forgetting anyfing Mary O
A lot 0 shwrimps
Big box 0 shwimps
Cartons adn cartons 0 shwimps
Did i menschun…shwimps?
E…
Edam cheez
Florentiners
Goulash
H. . .
I did teh calcumalations and I think between teh uncovered terrace and teh storage locker inna musty basement, we will have just enuff rooms. We will has cubbyholes for everyone to put their cubby in. Stacked 4 or 5 high.
Meal plan still being planned.
zounds like yr going wif da Japaneez ack omodashuns feem. so, Japaneez fuds?
sushi
teriyaki salmon
miso soup
tempura
mmmm, soba noodles!
Is egg sepshun ally small kitteh oar hyooge Zeebrah?
kitteh is losing fokus.. kinda driftin in teh abstrackt…
Did I use too much blich ? Or waz it the strange pillz in mah cerealz this morningz ? Ohhh colorrrrrsss
Leekin?! Quick, the duck tape!
iz it not too orly for bondage ?
Never! We love a good gag!
Should I fetch the Saint Andrew Cross ?
noe, teh Holy Hand Grenade!
Jus remember to cownt to 3….
not 4….
5 is rite owt !!…..
1, 2, 5 !!!
DUCT TAPE AN COVER !!!
3 sur, 3!
wun, tew, manee, lots!
offers up hand kuffs and bawlgag…
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(_)-(_) ~——–O———~
*pondurs all da fings she dusn’t now bout BMD*
*ebil grin!*
Offers thot dat mah naem cud be breeveated… BDsM rader den BDM
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*maniakal laffins*
So, ur sayin’ that when I called ur house teh other day and they sed u couldn’t come to teh phone because u was all tied up, that wasn’t just a spression?
noep, wasnt just spreshyn.
uzoolee is da boifren whoos awl tyd up…
Steddy… plz tu member teh kidlets
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Juss sayin’
Yes, BDM. Further discussion on this topic should take place in teh Knotty Barn.
nawt sayin nuffin moar.
Ducky taype fix ennyfing!
Jes axk Red Green.
Duct Tape is like The Force.
It has a Light Side,
And a Dark Side,
And it hold the universe together…
Ohai, Maus!
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Ai haz a fabor tew ask… sins yew beh royal tea, wud yew tall yer subjex tew nawt be sneakin intew mah hoaus?
,
A duz reeliz dat it be -10 F heer, and dat da wynd chills beh -40 to -50 heer, butt (hehehe) dat donot meen halping themsevs tew mah kittehs fuds or mah fuds inna pantree beh da polite…
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If yew wud issoo a royal dekree, ai’d pree she ate eet!
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Kthxbai!
O hai, BDM. Here is link to teh debriefing song we talked about teh other day. There is a UToobs link for if u isn’t framiliar wif teh original song.
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/09/23/funny-pictures-all-i-hear-iz-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah/#comment-449684
Iz dis teh song u had to dig up ???
Yes I dids. I wanted my phlonquais to does teh digging, but he is always off playing wif teh bebbeh animlols.
*brushes dirts off self, mumbling about how hard it is to find good halps these days*
yur phlonquais? YUR phlonquais? Yu can’t liek OWN a Phlonquais…
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* scampersawaiwibakwikness *
*makes note in seekrit diaree*
Fangs, LCB! Yew is da brilliant!
*blush*
I was inspirified by teh debriefing prowess of teh Maus.
Him duz eet berry well!
*Blushes*
But it was YOU that inspired me to new heights of undergarment extraction! I would be nothing without you as my muse!
Yesh, Maus.
U needs to send owt dekree foar AWL ober teh Yoo-Ess foar dat!
No want uninbited Mauses inna howse.
BWAHAhahahahahaha*coughhackcough*
My ebil plan for world domination is working well…
Kanz ai sending yew da bill fur da foods and stuffs mauses hab destroyed?
Sure. We’ll eat that too…
:p
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ai shudda noesd dats whut yu’d sai…
dat shud be
Ur printur cartridge jus splorted awl ober meh!
Kin yoo blame it? Kitteh iz sew kyoot!
Ai is ’sposed tu be a whyte kitteh!
Rut-roh.
oar waz ai sposed tu be a black kitteh?!?
Uz is a blak n white kitteh!
an a beree cute one at dat
or is Obama kitteh
catching up on himz sleep
befoh the lolnaugrashunz
Iz seez nuttin! Nuttin I sez… nuttin..
pink toews!! pink toews!
O! I did nawt see teh pinky pinky toe pads until yew pointed tem owt! Wat a sweet suger babbeh!
Colorfast kitteh iz colorfast.
or is tie die kitteh?
Kitteh iz cleener dan teh karpit!
Meebbe iz blankee an nawt karpit?
**snugglols wif kitteh**
rhsb how wuz deh lunsh?
Yah, wut wuzzat awl abowt? Inkwiring minds etc.!
Gud.
My matchmakerwannabe-boss made it owt to be moar tahn it wuz. I eeted an tehn chatted wif teh gui an himz co-werkers. No biggee.
and here I thot U wuz having lunsh wid BC
Nawt BC, 2_k. Teh gui who werks downstayres (awn teh nawt-sekuknd floor) dat supposedlee lykes me.
why him akting so coy?
Wayle, foar wun fing, I nawt legallee singlol yet an him nawt wanna go owt wif legallee-marryed woman.
I nawt kno ennyfing eles.
My cloolessness, let me show u it!
I fink it ar him that ar clooless
oh mai going out wid a legalee married womanz
how scandalous
:pretends to faint, clutches invisible pearls
**snerks**
Apparentlee, alot of guies has dat hang-up, ifn dats wut u cawl it.
I jes wish him wudda tolded me himself, insted of me habbin to find owt frew teh graypevien.
Wuts rong wif sayin, “Red, I lyks u an wanna go owt wif u but wud rathur wate until u iz legalle diborsed?” Sheesh.
Quoting LCB
Nuffing wrong
eggsept that Menz will be boiz
But but but wot did yoo tawk abowt? Wot do yoo fink ob him?
Nuffin major.
Him iz comin up to my offis laytur, to get dollar so I kin get in lottery pool.
said drycleanz only
but Uz had to warsh me
stoopee pink monkeh
* flicks thru itteh bitteh seekrit diareh *
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Lesse… whut ai has going awn… todai is umm… Wensdai…
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* flick flick *
Fursdai – Notting
Fraidai – Notting
Caturdai – YAY! Caturdai – ai has dai awf!
Fundai – YAY! Fundai – ai has an otter dai awf!
Mundain – Notting
Chewsdai – Notting
Wensdai – huh? whut’s tihs? Ai has tu gib a tour ob teh gnu Cheezland Safareh Park? * lukks at self * O yeah! Taht’s rite!!!
Ah hah! Dere yu is! Finallee! * lukks at tattered owtfit * Hmm… ai seas yu has met Wierd Pretzel den? Yu shudda bin heer wen wii put him in his cayge! O teh Hyooge Manatee! Lookit tihs scar * shows scar * is unrelated rly, ai juss finkso is teh kewl tu has scar, uh huh, yesh.
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Nao, is yu otay tu wayt heer whyle ai gibes teh nownsmint? gud.
* opens door marked “Extry Cyoot Bebbeh Animlols Sekshun – plz tu ware yur CHRG at awl thymes”; slects sum reddy tu maek nownsmint *
silleemausplayingwibpasta
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* Micrololfone Fudbak *
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Ahem, AHEM! Otay, nao taht awl yur Tenshuns are belong tu me, ai has berry speshul nownsmint tu maek… umm, yu at teh bak! plz tu put taht down adn pai tenshun!
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* holds up bebbeh Sugarglyder *
OMCC! Lookit! Lookit teh floof! Lookit teh beeg eyes! Yu nose, fur ownlee fyftee munnies, wii can bild a brand gnu habeetat fur dese littlol creetures.
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* holds up bebbeh Kowalol *
G’Day littlol fella! Fur ownlee tu munnies a munf yu can dopt tihs bundle ob lub adn maek shore hii nebber runs out ob Yoo… Eucal… nommy leebes.
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* holds up bebbeh Guinness Pig *
Well, lookit – wii is nawt teh miraclol werkers heer; eben won hunnert munnies a munf wheel nawt feed tihs littlol guy…
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* hands bebbehs bak tu highly trayned animlol handlurs *
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Nao, iffn yu wud liek tu halp dese adn otter littlol animlols yu can! Oh yesh yesh yesh! Adn whut is eben better is yu can du eet bai lukking at eben moar lubberly animlols!
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Tihs thyme neckst weeeeeek weeeek weeeek awn tihs berry LOL (6am Cheezthyme, 5pm TTI, mumble mumble Merica thyme) wii can has teh Grand Opening ob teh Nawt Sekkund Cheezland Safareh Park!
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Fur ownlee elebenty munnies yu wheel get teh guided tour ob teh park adn free plais awn teh uh-maze-ing wadder slydes! Teh tour bus wheel moobe awn tu a gnu zibit ebbery 15 minnits adn a beet layter awn, ai shall intwoduce a berry BERRY speshul guest Tour Gyde hu will taek yu up in teh Cayblol Cars fur teh finul beeg zibit!
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KimKiwi wheel be probiding teh Musics
PrincessMu is bringing sum deelishus adn nootrishus fuds
Ambercat wheel be raycing Caterpillols!!!! (ai can’t wayt!)
BluesFan has bin roped intu running a Dunk-a-Whutteber gayme
…adn Eben Mick ‘teh Lips’ Jaggeh wheel be selling sum noms tu!!!
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Nao, iffn yu wants tu run a gayme oar sell sum fuds oar mebbeh hack sum T-Shurts wib a picshore ob cweenmj awn oar bobblol hedded parrots oar sumfing, yu kneads tu sea mai littlol phlonquais AngelPlume, gib hur sum Toona adn yu wheel be awl set tu go!
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Otay, aifinkso taht is ebberyfing… yesh. So, iffn nawt before, ai seas yu RITE HEER, RITE NAO neckst weeeek weeeek weeeek (Wensdai 21nd) fur teh festibities.
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Oh, adn dere is a smawl stock ob Bobblol Hedded Guinness Piggeh Ackshun Figgers leff fur dose hu buy teekets in adbance! Fankies
[blinking]
…whoa
OMG its Neo!
There is no bleen.
We’re not just lollygagging around here, u know. We’ve had fashion shows, benefit concerts, all kindsa stuffs.
We’ve had stoats. Stout stoats. Astute stoats.
And calendars… in fact I need to get back to work on the one for 2010. Publisher’s deadline for content is tomorrow, seriously.
but wut if stoats is not in style anymores by 2010?
When is teh next Year of teh Stoat?
2000-elebenty, isn’t it?
*hums a few bars of “Stray Stoat Strut”, bites tung in teh process*
*wonders whose tung it was*
*hums, then starts singing*
Blak and orinj stray stouts sitting on a fence . . .
Ain’t got enough rhymes to make no sense…
An birfdai partees dat beh da win an full ub awesum!
*whispers to BDM*
Not to mention debriefings galore!
Oh, darn. I mentioned them.
…. and here I thot they was unmentionables…
SHOO! It’s the Naughty Barn for the both of you.
After that, the Pundit Pit.
ooh wot’s that?
*ponders teh Pundit Pit possiblitees*
*syz* Ai noes…. eet happens tew da bestest ub us.
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*decides she shud prolly take up rez ee dents in Knotty Barn*
An teh Winter LOLympics an we went to teh Oskars an had a hyooj parade an
resqued LCB frum teh past in a taim masheen an much much moar!!
*sniffs*
no menshun of MY booth???
*huffs*
U is gonna has a huffing boof? GP, AP, u better dubble=check leeza’s application to make shure all this is legal.
wut? applicashun?
I was axed to run this by teh orgamanizer.
If there is any paperwerks, I guess his phlonquais must has handeled it.
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In otter werds, teh responsibilitee for the boof and wutever goes on innit, rests on teh itteh bitteh piggeh’s shoulder’s.
Pinny gigs has sholders??
u has to luk real close, but yesh.
no wunner da responsamabilolties are falling orf!
Hmmm… u has a point there.
*desines a yoke for GP to ware*
* unscrews tube ob creem… juss in cayse *
oohh ohh! can i put pink flowers and googlee eyed
stickers on it?
That would be teh cute!
*taps skwirrlgrrl on da nose*
Boop!
bedder noa?
EEP! Oh yesh, adn skwirrlgrrl wheel awlso be dere… doing sumfing wib Cocomonuts… mebbeh yu wud liek tu tell teh nyce laydees adn gentulmens awl abowt eet?
*ahem*
) we has promised to give teh
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OHAI!!!
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To halp raze munnies for teh most werthy causez, we is having a Cocomonutt Shy Boof at teh Safari Park opening!
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For only one munnie per cocomonutt, u can take ur best shot at destroying one of teh gratest threats to hoomanitee!
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We will has teh cocomonutts set up exactlee or nearly exactlee 5 yards from teh throeing line. Bring wutebber u fink will killify the cocomonutt.. and by killify it I mean SMASH it, CRASH it, BORK IT OPEN AND WATCH ITZ GUTZ FALL OWT AND…
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*takes deep breff*
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Any cocomonutts u bork, u gets to keep! And if u doesn’t want them (altho WHY NOT I cudn’t IMAGIN
remainsleftovers to Parrothead who will be whippin up some tastee freshlee made pinah coladahs!! U knows, teh gratest tribute u can give ur enemy, some anchint civilashuns thot, was ingesting them…SEW! Come on owt, donate munnies to a grate cause, get ur frustrashuns owt ( I can think of a fyoo of u who mite enjoy this… ) and has FUN!!
Hey! Dis counts as Cruelty to Innosent Cocomonutts!
Tehy are nawt onny delishus nd nutrishus, but they r willing to giv up thayr cocomonutty gudness to peepuls who treet them wif the respek thay deserb!
Treety yur cocomonutts wif KINDNESS, nd thay will repay yu a founsand fold.
YOINK!
*takes seekrit diary*
*rites ‘rhsb’s burfdai’ under Mondain*
**whispurrs**
Donut foarget to write “buy giftee” dere too!
*scribbles ‘bye gifty’ owt to teh sied*
heerz burfday fiary to wish a big HAPPEE BURFDAY to all ob todays burfday peeps!! inklooding but not limited to Puddy_tat!!! i haz bringed tasty hommaed cheezcaeks in choklit, cherry, razzleberry, an all yor ovver favrite flavrs!! an a grand selekshun ob hot choklits an koffeez to enjoy!! along wif noyzemakers an poynty shiny party hats wif pompoms on tehm, and goodie bags filled wif bownsy balls taht lite up wen tehy bownse, ittybitty sekrit diyareez wif sekrit de-coder rings so yoo kan rite in yor sekrit diyareez in a sekrit kode!! kandeez, an puffy bebbeh panda©®™ stikkers wif googly eyes!! proseeds frum teh lissensing ob teh bebbeh panda©®™ stikkers wuz (mostly) donated to teh Guinness Piggeh Fund for teh Bebbeh Otters To Be Habbing a Saef Playse to Lib©®™. an heer iz a big swish ob teh burfday wand to make all yor wishes come troo!!
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(hey – if yoo wants to be on teh Noo an Improovd Burfday list, yoo needs to being on cweenmj’s frenz list an haz yor burfday on yor ICHC profile!! or on teh frenz list ob my Sekrit Idenity, wich i kant tell yoo wut taht iz or else I wuld haz to be killing yoo —– *burfday fairy claps hand ober mouf ob Ebil Burfday Fairy* sorry about taht
if yoo are being a frend ob cweenmj an yor burfdate iz on yor profile, yoo are prolly on teh burfday list. if yoo are not shur yoo are being on teh burfday list an yoo want to be, letus kno heer or drop cweenmj a messij. or if yoo kan be figyuring owt hoo iz teh burfday fairy’s sekrit Identiy, yoo kan let him/hur kno too!! just don’t tell anywun else 
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hey rhsb, if yoo seez dis, i iz making porgress onteh negoshyayshuns for yor burfday wish. one fing – i iz not being shur ob teh appropryut venyoo: wuld it be teh JCH4K Roundabowt, teh d’Beaker Labrotoriez, or teh Nawty Barn? plz to let me kno so i kan be making teh rezurvayshuns, thx.
Venyoo? Foar my birfday wish? Az in ware I will reseeb teh prezzie?
**finks foar a minnit**
Bettur make it teh Nawty Barn, jes in case.
Oh, an dere prolly shud be a chayre oar fayntin cowch neerby, since I may pass owt from teh egg-sitemint of reseebin such a wunnermus gift.
Oh, an anudder fing…..
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I WILL NAWT be sharin dis wif ennybodee!
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I iz teh wun axkin foar it, so I iz teh onlee wun who iz gonna get to enjoy it.
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I will share jus abowt ennyfing, but nawt dis.
*sribblols notes is seekret itteh bitteh diaree*
anfing else?
ohai burfday fairy!
jus ta letz ya no- fishykittehs burfday is Jan 21st….. (she is awn mai profile sos her burfdai dusnt show up) I fink she wuz da furst wun we didz a parti four acause her stoopi skool left her offda skool list n she wuz depressed ’bout it-
fishykitteh gota koffecup fur her burfdai last year- da kind u can putz pitchurs in.. she cutted out awl ub her burfdai wishez n putz dem onda cup… still has cup 1 year an two mooves lata!
cheezfrenz iz da bestest frenz!
momcat
ooo – thanks
mmm, cake!
OHHHH GREAT ONE RADIATE THY TUXIE GOODNESS UPON US YOUR FAITHFUL FOODBOWL FILLERS (mani padme hum)
how appropriate Yogi, the boss cat is also known as the God Cat
and we strive to be in himz good graces
An Janet haz fownded deh relijun ub Ceiling Cat (aka CC)
Ai tell ya. Teh Smithsonian haz gawt nuffin awn yew Janet.
How is that fair? I mean, they have that stupid painting of Stephen Colbert, fer crysakes…
Pleez tuu keap awn kuming bakk, Teho:
PLZ, PLZ, PLZ!!! KTHKXBAI!!!♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
ohai teho!! plz to keep coing bak – we haz missd yoo!
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(now if only we can be pulling stend owt ob himz clozzit an get him to com bak too!
*ahem* taht wuld be COMING bak. dint want it to luk liek “going” az in “going awai.” taht wuld be sad.
yah teho!
I iz sos happitail two seez u! iz bein gon two (life bean buzee) I will letz da gascat noez u wuz hear! Himz still tawks aboutz u n da extry large expresso!
momcat
Hey, did you ever explain the origins of the name “Gascat”?
Am I regretting this already?
err…. possibli nawt….. himz nawt tawlk bout it two muchez…
G.A.S. iz actumally himz IRL initalz……..himz haz a silli momcat who wuz told dat ifinz yer initalz makz a wurd iz gud luk…. belivez it oar nawt “s” iz a relai hard las letta four a three letta wurd….. ontopa which himz furst name hadz ta bee Irish acause himz Irish on bof sides…… sih…. i noes… I wuz yung n silli… I awlwaiz tellz him nawt to use awl three lettaz on anifing monogramed…..
iz afraid it getz wurse… himz furst name is “Galen” (Irismish fur “wise”) nodudi kan spellz it right n iz pronunceded gay-len…… da furst part did causes himz a liddle tribble when himz wuz yunga……
momcat
Well, that’s a relief. For everyone involved.
Cool picture… I also like the animal pics @ http://lovableanimals.blogspot.com
Ohai, Suzy P. Is yoo noo here? *extends frendlee paw*
That site has sum verreh kyoot pikshors and videyos. I luvs teh videyo uv teh whyt lion cubs, with theyr phat liddel bellies hangin down low when they walks. CHRG warning for ennywun going ther to tayk a peek at teh behbeh whyt lions!
Waydaminnit! Aifortso ai nowtissed eet teh otter dai…
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Moar tahn Tu Hunnert Commints = Fred is nawt borked! No moar stoopy “Show All”? No moar borked “Hu’s Tawking”? O… M… C… C…
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WEEEEK WEEEEK WEEEEK Fankies Big Cheezes!
ooo lookit! ai can awlso fayborit LOLs frum teh mayn payge EBEN wib FyreFocks!
Yaaaay! Luks like The Burgers fixded it!
* crosses fingurs * boting burgers… boting burgers… boting burgers…
LOL!!!
*happee happee happee dans dans dans*
Thanks fur menshuning teh “favorietts” GP!!!! A notissed teh 200 pajes thing, but now that we can nao favorite!! YAY!!!
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O GRATE BURGERS IN TEH SKYE!!!!
THANK YOO SO MUCH FRUM AWL OV US FUR FIXING TEH 200 COMMINT PROBLIM AN TEH FAVORITING THING FUR FYRFOX (AN SAFARI????
AI DINT LUK YET!). WE AR AWL MUCH HAPPIER NAO!!! 
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*whisprrrrs* An ai hoep yoo ar still werking awn teh voating burgerz. We awl no it iz reelee hard – may bee eben impossiblol – but pleez keep traing. We still miss them so much. *blinkz bak teh teerz*
You know, I just like the idea of Great Burgers in the Sky.
(over Roswell, NM presumably)
*mops up leeked-owt stuff*
*shayp shayp skwish skwish into noo tuxie kitteh like owr Tom wen i wuz a liddle kid*
*hugs an snorgles tuxie kitteh frum childhud memreez*
Formurly blak kitteh will be big shok to his hyoomin-mommy when she coms home and finds white kitteh an blak karpit.
But leeking kitteh will be happeh Skunk Pepe le Pew won’t be bothering kitten no more.
BE glad KITTEH it is JUZ black paint and it is comin off. Pepe le Pew won’t bother you anymore.
ah wellz- at lest himz nawt a red kitteh….. neber kan getz red outada carpit…
momcat
*sigh* nuttin’ worse dan a kitteh dat runs whin dawmp… (if dis wuz awlready saidz, me’z purrpologies – didnt seez it).
Kewt babeh needs a snuggle
cooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool!