Why u mad?
Why u mad? I not on de counter.
i wuz jus lookin 4 da drinkin fowntain.
picture: David P aka morbidart. lol caption: Tsuyoi
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did NOT do it!
it was the doggie!
i swearz!
{look at these eyes – innocenz}
Innocent…but very high alert!!
Ohai Valesa! Conga rats onna top fur vest spot!
Heer, ai offurs yoo Eskimo pi n a frozen dakkri!
Plz gibs us a Remy updaet!
Remy’s doing well! Thank you for asking! I, on the other hand, look like i’ve been trying to commit suicide with all the scratches on my hands from *baf time* and expressing his bladder. You know how cats kick with their back legs, yeah… exactly… I try to keep up with cutting his nails but even blunt, they manage to pierce skin! (especially since my hands are so dry in winter) Otherwise, we’re all doing well!
Grate news!!! Adn gud luk wif dose bunneh kiks!
{{Valesa & kittehs}} ai has leeky eyes from reeding Remy’s story
glad to heer all of you are doing better
Wonderful nuz, Valesa! Keep up teh gud wurkz an doan wurrii, thoaz skarz ar byootii markz tu us cat luvvuhrz!
Conga-rats to yoo, Valesa! I congas in yor honor! *conga conga conga* Woo-hoo!
*Putz hans awn gremlin’s hips – Joynes teh conga lion fur Valesa*
*conga conga conGA! conga conga conGA!!*
Whooooo-Hooooo!
Umm…. I think the REAL point to ths picture is that the cat is hiding in the sink at the Vet’s office!
Word.
Tank gudniss yu wus heer, Captin Obvyus! Yu has saevdid us frum teh Ebil Majinashuns wuns agin!
*gigglols*
Yew nebber sed ennyfing abowt teh sink.
I see what you’re doing there!
Epic garbage disposal fail in 3… 2… 1…
Yipe!
tail fail!!! Aieeee!!
Kitteh sez dis where we disposes teh sharps!
Not teh pointee endz!
Ownlii haydn frum teh VET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I wudnt blame teh poor kitteh
Ai noe dat is nawtee
BTW!!!! haz ennewun els notissed dat freds ober 200 aer now “see awl” wivowt hazzin 2 clikk?
YESH! FTW!
*Goes to Seattle and walks up to The Burgers*
BOOP!
hay Maus! wut’s the Pundit Pit?
Teho sed me and LCB had to go there… iz taht a punishmint, or reward?
I’m not sure: it may just be word-play. Teho’s been on ICHC from the first day, and runs Cuteoverload, so he’s been around. Why don’t you ask him?
Hi Maus. You’re oversimplifying a wee bit. Cute Overload is Meg’s Place; I’m the moderator/editor. And I haven’t been on ICHC quite that long; the TomTom GPS-on-a-bicycle post is where I came in (I think).
As for reward vs. punishment, I’m bound by NDA not to say.
Thanks for clarifying.
NDA, eh? Well… we wouldn’t want to give any extra work to the lolyers…
*ahem*
All discussions about being bound must to be taking place in teh Knotty Barn.
See, this is EXACTLY why there’s a Pundit Pit too. How’d you get out??
Turned left at Greenland.
Hmm, I wouldn’t want to be unemployed there…
yesh, I hear all teh assets r frozen there.
and NOW I has to axe wut NDA iz!
leeza aka skwirrlgrrl
non-disclosure agreemint, Ifinkso
yesh, we hadd an eggspearimint to test it yesterdai (aifink)
den much happytayle dannsing in prais of da Burgers!
Free cheerz fur teh Cheezis!
Well, in TAHT cayse, Ai mite go bak an reed teh 200+ LOLs
u sayd nawt teh countr!
I fink kitteh is at deh vet’s
himz has an afraid
poor kitteh
come here, it beez OK
Mai Nikita kitteh,eben tho she be 17+ pownds,lieks to jump up to teh cownter at teh vets & look arownd.
Nawt shur she wuld fit in teh sink,tho !
Injeh is 18 pounds! herz not a jumper tho
Yogi kitteh on deh other hand can jump almost anywherez!
Fantima alweez feelz beddr at teh v-e-t wunse she has splored teh hole room adn rubbed on awl teh funitcers adn wiggled hers tail in teh cornerz. Dis MY room! Den she furrs-up teh dokter too.
Kitteh finkin: “DrTinyCat will neber finding meh heer!”
Oh veri kwick Valesa, it sed no comments wen I clicked! Congrachulashons.
Aym in yor veterinary offix, being yor stealth veterinary assistant.
Yes, to assist uther kittehs tu secret escape tunnel.
And to eet awl teh kitteh treetz they keeps to bribe teh kittehs with!
We’re in yor vet’s offix, steeling awl teh kitteh treets. And even moar importantly, releesing awl teh kittehs hoo wuz skejuled to be nootured todai . . . Run kittehs, run! I keeps a lookowt for Dr. TinyCat.
At my werk (da vet’s) our hostipal cats r like 20 lbs cuz they be gettin the briberie treets and eetin awl teh open jars of babbeh food we use fer teh sic wons.
Aw, hao kyoot! Whut flavors uv behbeh food duz teh kittehs git? Hao menneh kittehs duz yor horspital has?
We haz 4 kittehs…2 jumbo, 1 oldie, 1 who has teh cancer n her peeple couldnt keep her.
We use chikin, beef, and turkeh babbeh fud. An r kittehs heer the ‘pop’ of teh lid, wayt til we put sum onna plate fer sumwon, den tries to lick teh jar cleen befoar we catch dem and shoo dem! lolz. A fun game!!
Kittehs is wise…always to keep lookout.
Kitteh got teh eyes dat go wif teh Butt Wiggol uv Doom,ai finkso !!
Hiding frum teh v-e-t – ur doing it rong!
LOL!!! Cud put dat az ur own capshun, eff u want an havnt, den ai add tu mai favrids.
Fanks Jajeh!
Ai’s nebber maded a lol! Butt ai can trai!
u can do it!
yesh u can!!
Okay, ai trai.
Ai wented owt todai! Duz yoo has a prowd ob mii? Ten minnits to cleer teh car ob snoes’n'ais for a 2-minnit dribe to teh bank…
Did u sing teh Loan Arranger song on ur way to teh bank?
To teh bank, to teh bank, to teh bank, bank, bank
To teh bank, to teh bank, to teh bank, bank, bank
To teh bank, to teh bank, to teh bank, bank, bank
Go-ing to teh bank!
No, it wuz teh song frum “Snoe Whiet”:
“Ai owe, ai owe, iz orf to teh bank ai go”
Whut about teh other song from Snow White about teh Fotomat?
Someday, my prints will come…
Oh yash, taht wun’s gud too!
Ai dood it!!!! Mai berry nawt-sekkund lol!
Dis calls fur a partee, aifinkso!
W00t!!!!
Spy kitteh survales sink, secretly.
poor kitteh! i will lub you an snorgle you and
hyde you from da v-e-t!
Wud u plz help meh?
Jus liek 2 no hao u make ur naim appeer az a link 2 ur pro file above ur kommints…
I tried every wai but fail…
Kthxbai
Ohai, has yoo listed a URL in teh URL box? Teh bloo ar a linky to whatever URL yoo puts ther . . . Teh cween has lots of halpers. If yoo sees her name – cweenmj – if yoo klikking on it, it will tayk yoo to her blog that has lots of tips.
Or yoo kin going heer: http://cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com/ Just klik on teh linky on teh rite for “avatarz and bloo nayms.”
Gud luk!
Has yu gon tu Cweenmj’s websight? Her haz teh bestest strukshinz.
Trie dis site
http://cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com/
ohai TzaeTzoe!
*wonders how to prownownse dat*
Here is teh cweens site, luk on the rite side about halfway down and u will see abatart and bloo halps.
http://www.cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com/
RLY Fank Q 2 all ov yoo 4 teh very many informashun!!!!! I iz so greatful!
Nao I can has bloo naym toooo =^^=
And Conga Ratz for cweenmj 4 her very nise site, sooo usefull!
And she can haz her very oun PR teem, woooow:)
Oh and about prownounciashun – dis was teh naym of ma sweety kitteh in mah langwidge, but wif diffrent rightings… I wanted to put it in Engrish but I messd up teh letters a bit, but if you tiep “Tseightsoe” into u-tube komminter and mayk it say out laud, den u will no wat it was ment 2 b
))
w00t TzaeTzoe!!! Yoo can has a bloo!!!
Yeah I haz a bloo nao fanks to teh helpers!!!
*cheers and danses*
Now, deh negst time u b seeing Phillipe d’Beaker, telling him u b noolee bloo and he will haz a prezzint fur ya. Don’t b shy, he lubz giving owt deh blooness awardz!!!
.
Noaw I duz dans uv joiz fur TzaiTzoe!!
dansy tu deh left, dansy tu deh rite,
twist adn twurl adn hop adn skip!!!
I will definitly doo!
Fanks for teh luvly joiz dans!!
Ohai TT. Ai cees eberbuddy halps U. Naow U can haz friends wif meh?
I can haz friends, not only cheezburger heer!! YAYYY!!
Nao I has afriad of addicshun in teh end… *laffs*
Hay TT, yoo bees mai 100th frend! Yay!
OMG dis dai iz full ov celebraishunz!!!
I haz a happy to b teh 100th!
Nao ai dans teh correografy taht ai haz jus learnd from cweenmj:
dansy tu deh left, dansy tu deh rite,
twist adn twurl adn hop adn skip
adn noa yew ken hab frenz tu fidn yew!!
I alzo hab friend rikvest taht finded meh
WoW!!! Haz I got a PR teem oar wut!?!?!?!!?!?!!!!
Thankz guize!
ebin wit bradband nawt nawt last!! wes coazt on tyme delai!
kitteh haz dis stwrang *sinking feelzing*…
escape plan going down the drain…
Berry gud, u guise!
@@@@@!!!
btw, what is ‘@@@’?
cudn’t find it in the lolspeak dictionary…
They is whut we has to yoose for burgers these days, after they took owr voting burgers away. *sniff* We uses teh “at” symbol kaws it luks sorta lyke a burger. When yoo givs sumwun burgers, it meens yoo rilly luv whut they just sed, or yoo finks they is verreh funneh cheezpeep.
fankee gremlin!
Boop!
*pats gremlin onna nose and leaves googlie eyed sticker*
*tries to look at stikker, gits cross-eyed* Why fankee, gammacat!
A bit moar bakground: In teh old days, eech commint had a set of 5 burgers abuv it. If yoo lykinged it, yoo culd giv it 5 burgers. Peppuls hoo didn’t always commint culd klikking teh burgers to participate kwietly withowt posting. If yoo got lots of burgers, it wuld mayking yoo feel verreh gud.
Oh noes, I thot it was like ha ha ha wifout the H….*embarissd face*
As Paul Harvey wuld saying on teh raydio: And nao yoo noes . . . the rest of the story.
and knowing is harf da battlol?
*makes notes for nex time*
roflmao!!!!!! WIN gammacat
tinks I hit da wrong ting….meant to hit dis for WIN gammacat….
i givz up….
dat’s okay catamist
Boop!
*pats catamist onda nose and leebs googlee eyed bebbeh otter sticker*
*feelz butter….ty*
of course, hes at teh ʇǝʌ
YOINK !
WUT sundwich ?
Ohai, Dr. TinyCat! Teh payshunt ar hydink under teh kownter. I went to go git heem. Will be bak suun, kthxbai!
ohai gremlin! my oranj fluffballl would lub to tri this at the v-e-t!
nawt-sekkun he usually braces himself so we can’t tip him out
den, after i dismantle the carrier, he tries to climb back in!
I has eggsperienced this verreh sayme thing when I had teh Gremlin kitteh. He wuld put awl 4 legs owt and brayce heemself in teh karrier. Then, he’d leep owt and hide under sumthing and hiss and growl. He had a “pink mark” on himz folder at teh vet; it wuz teh mark they gayv to “difficult” kittehs. Yoo noes, teh wunz hoo drew blud!
Teh gray tabbeh I has nao (pikshor = mah avatar) is a verreh myld kitteh compared to Grem. I has had Dexter for moar than 9 munths, and he has never hissed or growled at me – not even WUNZ! Teh v-e-t sed he did growl reel low at her wunz teh day he got nootered. I figgered that wuz reesunable: just wun growl.
Dexter sounds like a sweet heart!
Canolli will hiss when he is scared at the vet
But he has never bit or scratched (keeps
Fingers crossed). He is a good natured floofy-butt!
I can no call miself mogma enni moh. Mog went out on Monday and he didnt com bak. I no fink he wil com back bekos he was verri old – twenty peeple years and was verri absent-minded. I hav looked for him, but he is no-ware. Poor kitteh. He wil not walk rownd and rownd and rownd and rownd and rownd my chare ani more. He only did that afta he had a stroke last yeer. He stud in front of a pleece car one day and wudn’t move, that was funni. Pleece had to wate for him, gud fing there was no flashing lites! I supoz he cud stil com bak, but eynofinkso.
Oh, mogma! Aym so sawree! But ther may still be hope for yoo to see yor kitteh agin. If nawt, I sends up a beeg sad for yor kitteh. {{mogma and mogma}}
{{{mogma}}} Jus remember teh happee tymes, k?
And of korse yoo kin still kawl yorself whutever mayks yoo happeh!
*whispurs kwietly* I still kawls mahself Gremlin even tho Gremlin (mah beluvved beeg orinj boi) went to teh brij 4 anna half yeerzago. Luv duz nawt end; no it never ends.
Awww, sorree to heer dat. Berry sad tu lose fren, ebben eff berry, berry old. Purrhaps he wen in sumune elze’s howse?
{{{Mogma an Mog}}}}
Ai alzo hopez he cumz bak, ur sumun elz hazzim
Iz MOAR preshuss wen berry old. Moar lubs an moar shnorgles in da old kittehs.
{{mogma & Mog}}
sending warm & hopeful thoughts to guide Mog back home.
sorry for your loss, mogma. just curious, how did Mog get dat naem?
Sweetpea, he was reely called Smokey, but onli the vet called him that. We alwaiz calld him ‘puss’ or ‘moggy’. Do yoo sai Moggy for a kitteh? Iz a wurd from Ingland I fink – eye am in Ireland tho. Fanku for all yor hugs and gud thowts. I preeshate them.
U aer still Mog’s ma eben iffn (an Ai hoep nawt) him haz crost teh brij.
dis news maeded mi 2 haz teh leaky eyez…
myz leeky eyez covers keyboord….come home, little mogma, come home….
{{{mogma}}} keeping mah pawz crossed fur U, hoping Ur bebbeh comes bak
{{{mogma an mog}}}
{{{{Mog adn Mogma}}}} If yu is Mog’s ma, iz yu Meg? We hadda bunch of Meg&Mog books.
I nebber herd of Mog&Meg? Are thei kittehs?
Mog iz short fur moggie – dat is a `fekshunate naem fur a mungrul kitteh in TTI.
{{{{{{{{{ Mogma & Kitteh }}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
Ai wil keap yuu bofe iyn mai prayures; mai kitteh wentid oaver teh bridj layst yeer, adn iyt iys verree sadd, Ai knoew;
Purrhapps yuur kitteh wil stil cum bakk, lettuce hoep!!!
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I hopes for teh best for u mogma and kitteh moggy.
{{{{{{{mogma}}}}}}}
O mogma! {{{{{{{{{mogma}}}}}}}}}}} Ai feels for u! Ai so sawry! Ai pray for mog. CC has him in his luving paws.
ohai, Mogma….teh otters ar rite; if Mog has indeed fownd his way tu teh Bridge and can nawt com hoam ennymoar, yu is still Mog’s Ma and awl wayz will be.
BEEMS fur Mog and hims ma…… {{{{Mogma}}}}
reememburrs teh happietail tymes!
Ai has a sad wif yu…..
{{{{{{{{{{Mogma an Mog}}}}}}}}}}
ai haz a sad fur yew! {{{{{Mogma}}}}}
Come, have a hug: {{{{Mogma}}}}}
Ai do hope Mog finds his way home.
I thinkz the best is that it’s a doctors office… what the Effs is a cat doing in there?
***sssshhhhhh*
Ai iz heiding. Iz da V-E-T gone yet? He neber findz me nao.
Oh, sorree for sayin dat wurd, shud sai it very quitely but dus not no hou to wisper in lolspeek!
ssh I iz a stealth kitteh
I iz spying on deh v-e-t
I iz in deh Cat Investigating Agency
Crime Scene Kitteh investigates teh scene uv teh krime.
“Sumwun’z harblls got stolen, and we is here to investimagate teh incident. Whar wuz yoo on teh nite uf teh elebenty-th of Janyoowayree?”
I liek teh eyedee of teh brij, eye not herd ob dat eyther, i iz berri badly eju, edjoo, not now berry much. He woz last seen on berry hi wall at end ob garden, not hi this syde but berry hi on obber syde. Cud be fell off. Sumtymes a bit wobbly on his feet.
Teh storeh uv teh brij is wun that menneh uv us animal luvvers holds deer. Ther is anuther storeh – this wun just on ICHC – abowt teh Princess Mu Meddow, wher those uv us hoo has lost kittehs and karries them arownd in owr harts kin let owr kittehs owt to play. Yoo kin seeing J4K’s deskripshun uv teh Mu Meddow yorself:
http://cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com/princess-mu-medow/
*sez a liddel prayer for teh sayf return uv mog teh beluvved old kitteh*
Iffn u go 2 dis wundermuss site set up bai cween, u will fyned awl sorts uf lubblee fings. Princess Mu Meadow tellz u awl abowt teh brij.
Sum uv teh fings mite maek ur iis leek…
http://cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com/
Kitteh ar skedjuled tuu geyt tuutored; hims bees hyding aowt;
Awl teh peeps at teh V-E-T bees turnyng teh awfiss upsyded daown, luukeing foar hims;
Hims finks taht, iyf hims staiys inna synk untyle thems goez hoem, heez wil bees saiyfe; Sillee Kitteh!!!
Looks like the last laugh’s on you, kitty.
[eyeing medical paraphernalia]
WATCH OUT!!elebenty!!
Teh kitteh has a thermo-meter and he’s not afraid to use it!
Dear god, he’s got my core body temperature. Give him whatever he wants. :bored:
(bah, smiley fail)
Sorry if I’m boring you.
takes shinee watch frum distrakted LCB’s pokkit
and runs awai wid quickness
Cue asploding dye in 3… 2… 1…
*KERSPLORTCH*
They never learn, do they?
Thhppppppppt. As if you didn’t get it. As if.
O, I gettit. Bored to teh core, was u? Just a little wary is all. U might be a decoy.
*luks at comets*
*sekrittly relev’d*
thot sumbody was doing a “stend’ return -
What? Stend’s here??
[ducks]
LCB, i donut think you could bore us, ebben if you read Vogon poetry with a drill in yr hands. hee, howz dat fur mixed meta force?
*makes a note to try out a new game for possible exhibition at teh Safareh Park Openingup*
*happy thought*
can we buy tickets to “sponsor” peeps to be “entertained”?
I think I has a crush on this idear.
heh- you go, gurl…
*hopefully*
royaltiez plz??
Yes? You called?
ohai! hazn’t seen you inna wile. So, you can haz some Royal Teas?
mai kittehs sez dis awlso.
I nawt on teh cownter. I awn teh taybl.
why u iz awn mai chayr?
teh dawg needz a baff.
Teh kitteh iz awlwayz rite.
*can anyone tell me why a lol might not go through? I’ve tried the same one several times but it gets stuck on “Please wait while your image is uploaded…”. Never uploads.
It mite be `coz it iz a big imij. Aifink teh prefurrd siez iz bowt 50kB.
iz a little smaller than sum pix made into lolz.
I dunt need fixt, i are purrfeck.
Hee! Ai betz kittehs ebberyware sez dis, Nivek…dat phunnee!!! Ai lol’ed!
Wen I had my Sneezyboy fixed, I member him sitting on de couch and goin to lik hisself, and when he looked and nothing was there, he gave me such a LOOK.
Heh, heh; yesh, rlly……FTW!!
Ai giev kitteh fiev burglers, and still sayz unratid? Kitteh hungreh fur burglars!
Ai gibbed it fibe an it showd up az wun bote
An naow it haz gon bakk to unraytid!
Oh noes a troll haz bin eatin teh burglers we giv!!!
Ai scarrid teh troll, hez giv dim bak.
if him iz too trolly, him will get putted in teh trol cayj at teh Cheezland Safari Park!! him better run away an hide!!
Noes trolly bin eetin my burgers. NOpe! Hai lunarmommy!
hai kctailkinker!!
ai wuz gonna bee awn teh cowntur in a minnit…butt ai’z nawt awn it nao!!
Cownter, wut cownter?
yoo knoe…dat wun wif teh bag ob cheezburgers awn it….nawt dat dat matturz muchlee tho….*burp* ’scyoose meh…
an ai now nuffin ’bout da emtee cans o’tuna on da counter
*washes face*
canz o’ toona? wut canz o’ toona….*likz pawz*
Wowsers, kitteh; haow yuu ohperayte teh kan-oapiner wifaowt posabul fumbs?? Muste bees a miracul!!! Yesh!!
wuz nawt miriclol….teh canz wurr awlreddee opined! teh miriclol wuz dat hyooman lefteded teh canz owt awn dat cownturr….
wi hav oar weighs…
Deh meeraclol uv deh toona adn deh kitteh!!!
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kinda like deh meeraclol uv deh fishez adn deh loavez.
My cat jumped into the open garbage can to get away! i should of taken a picture
This is my cat! He’s at the vet and decided it was safer in the sink then on the counter. Here’s the rest of the set:
http://pics.livejournal.com/morbidart/gallery/0001ka22
Who knew?
Ohai, londerwost. Yoo has a verreh kyoot kitteh! Mah Dexter is a gray tabbeh with whyt on heem, too. I luvs me teh tabbehs! Those pikshors is gud – I lykes teh close-up wuns best – teh sekkund and third wuns in teh tawp row. Pinkee nose, FTW!
Looks almost EXACTLY like my cat.
lol thiz very funny!