lonely kitteh
lonely kitteh dreams of love
mebbeh u nd thurd wheel kitteh can find lurv together.
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Poor lonely kitteh!!
Congrats, Advicelady! Iz dat ur nawt sekund nawt sekund?
It trooly is!! Yipee!!
conga-ratz conga-ratz yippee-hooray!
Adn awl alone at teh top spot, tu!
This xciting!! Will everyone join me for drinkees??
Shure!!
conga rats Advicelady!
what is da drink of choyce?
How about da lovly chokklit martoonies I heer so much about?
*mixy, mixy, mixy
*pore, pore, pore
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*handz AdviceLady a chokklit martoonee
* wif a shot uv peppermint schnappz on deh side.
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Cheez!!!!
Thank yous!
felinisitashuns on ur top spot Advicelady!
fankee for tayking over hostess duties, my leige!
RL & werk have been intruding on my time here!
*kikz gammacatz RL in deh ___
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stooopee RL!!!
fankee again! do I have a problem if I want to reschedule
a meeting that interferes with a new lol?
Well, I fink enneefing dat interferez wif a noo lol iz a problem…. Iz dat wut u meening??
oh yesh, ai wud most def’nitely reskeduel teh meeting!!
oar beddar yet, jus skip itall tewgevver!!!
can’t! i leeds da meeting!
Eggstra congrats den. Solo nawt sekunds aer hard 2 get, and fur ur berry nawt sekund wun dezerbs sillybrayshunz! U mai go 2 teh tye booteek and halp urselb 2 annifing ur hart dizyrez!
Fanks yu!! Pleez tu join me in tye booteek, i’m sure we can both find things we need!
But duz teh Advice Lady know waht awl iz there????
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Deer Advice Lady,
Hav yoo bin lurking lawng enuf to know about teh TY Boot Eek???
There ar mennee wunderful thingz to be fownd there.
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Teh amaizing an wunderful gibbocat establisheded it – long ago, in a galack sea far far away – an browted it heer. An asked hiz gud frend cweenmj to manaj it fur him when he had to go away.
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She haz teh compleet informashuns awn ebreething there. Ai hoep she will be heer so bai an bai an tell yoo about it.
Oh yes, Janet, I am long time lurker!! I have long shopping list for tye booteek!! The more da merrier, joyn me everyone!!
*Takez AdviceLady bai deh hand and dansez tu deh Bobby Vinton
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Lone leeeee, I’m Mister Lone Lee,
I gotz no buddy four mai own…
Hai Janet!!! did u notiss?!?!?! deh Favorite buttin b bak!!!!!
Dans dans dans
adn deh paige duzn’t borkt wen dere b 200+ commints!!!!!!!!!
dans dans dans!!!
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Yay!!! tu deh Grate CheezMiesterz!!!!!
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tu Cheez adn Tofu:
SCHMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOZ!!!!
{{{{{{{{{{{Cheez}}}}}}}}}}}}
{{{{{{{{{{{Tofu}}}}}}}}}}}}}
WOOHOOOO!!!!!!!!!
*happeee happee dans*
yai! fabbreite buttinz bak, adn teh paej nawt bein borked!
*duz happeee dans again*
ummm….uhhh….yoo nawt seed dat…..*slinkz awff to cornurr*
Conga ratz Advice lady. U can has teh kitteh fish chilis Ai maeded. NE wun else want teh chilis awn dis cowld cowld dai?
Iz so cowld here mai goggies eben shared teh saem house last knite!! Dey neber duz dat beef oar.
Was it a 3 dog nite, West River?
Nawt unless dey inbite teh nay bor goggie. Ai onlee has teh 2 goggies.
*joins the lovly cween* Luuk now dey playin Bloo Velvet!! Oh is wunnerful nite!
♪♫
She wore blooooooooooooo Velvet,
Blooer dan velvet wuz deh nite
Softer dan satin wuz deh lite
Frum deh starz
♪♫
Sheeee wore bloooooooooo velvet
Blooer dan velvet were her iiz
Warmer dan May hur tender siyze
Lub wuz owerz.
♪♫
*sniff*
*sigggghhhh*
Him iz lukkin 4 a frend
Ai wuntez a boifrend!!
Synce Ai ar nawt shure iyf Ai iys a boi oar a gurl,:
Ai wuntez a ’sygnifykent uvver’…….
waet….hao wud yoo nawt knoe iff yoo wuz a him oar a hurr??
*has a slite confuzzle*
nawt too hard to unnerstan- rite nao ize havin a hard taim findin mai hed, nawt to menshun uther less important parts… stoopy mygrane..
Oh hai!!
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Deh Cheez Town Cryer haz ben growing bai leepz adn boundz!! So far dere b 22 posts and 1,785 hits adn itz only ben WUN WEEK!!!
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I postifying enneyfing wifin reezun related tu deh ICHC cummunity. Such thingz as races, partyz, condition uf sick peepz adn sick petz, cheezmeetz, eventz, etc. Mostly I b capchuring alla nowns mintz I b seeing in deh commintz. But I may missing sum. If u haz a nownsmint u b wanting postifyed, just sending a emayo tu cweenmj@gmail.com
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In addishun tu deh nownsmintz, I haz posted a bunch of helperz and majic triks. U will finding dem listed on deh rite side. In addishun tu deh strucshunz fur avatarz adn bloo names, u will finding help fur sneeking in deh bak doorz uv profilez wen Dr.Tinycat b werking on deh serverz, adn how tu sort owt deh ICHC tiyme kunundrum, adn making smileez and posting linkeez adn, adn, adn, well, and lotza uzzer stuffz.
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Adn I haz ebbreefing u needz tu noez tu gitting on deh Cheezpeepz Mapz. Adn how tu seeing awl deh mapz at wunst. Adn looking at deh street vuz. Adn speeking uv deh map, wii haz 349 peepz on deh map!!! Yay!!! If u b reeding dis adn u not b on deh map, u shud b!! sending mii deh emayo rite now!!!
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And if u skrolling awl deh way down tu deh bottom uv deh page, u will see I haz started a listing uv deh blogz bai deh cheezpeepz. If u b wanting ur blog listed, oar if I listinged u and u b wanting off deh list, sending deh emayo tu mii.
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oh, ya, guess i shud telling u, deh Cheez Town Cryer b at
http://www.cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com
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Tank yew fur ur support!!
Cheez!!
FangQ cween fur awl teh serbiss u gib 2 dis wundermuss plaes. Teh site iz a halp fur noobiez an a sorse uv intress 2 awl uv us. CC bless u!
Tank U, Anni…. I diz it owt uv lubz. I lubz dis plais!!!!
An it showz!
*sniff*
*sniff*
*aaaaaaa–choooooooooo!!!!!!1!!!!!!*
Bless you!
>.< mai hayfever getz bad in summer tew
Me tu, kitteh… me tu… * sniffle *
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* scampersawaiwibakwikness *
*puts net in GP’s way* You canz run away from loneliness but it finds you anyway. You must deals wif it by playing wif fellow cheezpeeps!
Doan’r runawai, GP we awl lub u!
*scamperswifkwikness afta GP, pounces, and…*
BOOP!
duz yu has da allerginks tew?
aww…nawt to bii kryyink…..wii lubz yoo……….nao..nawt nessisarilee liek dat kitteh wantz tho…..butt dat’s nawt teh poynt!
We lubs yu GP!!! *givs GP schmoo on littlol head*
Ah-choo.
>.< hayfever we haz it
CC Bless yoo!
reggie jackson!
wut? I dun gettit…
is there no one who remembers obscure trivia from 80’s tv shows!?!?
(was on an episode of Webster)
Sorree…..ai wuz nawt arownd durink teh 80’s….dat wuz a fyoo yeerz befoar ai cameded to teh urff…..
drn whippersnappers…
I remembur teh 80’s! I gradyooated ohai skool rite inna middlol ov dem!
ai member dem tew – ai gradyuated ohai skool in teh nawt sekund haff uf dem…
Ai nawt members dem. was nawt in ohai school, but nawt has a TB frum 1980 until 1995.
so, DK, wich planet did u kum heer frum????? oar wuz u kumming frum anuzzer part uv deh galaxy???
He must hav kum frum a verree prittee wun…
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ime nawt even shure ive gotten here yet…
… thatz rite, ime just a figment uv imaginashun, an astral projeckshun uv somwun a gazillyun myles awey, wich mite ackshullee asplane a lawt, kum to think uv it.
OOooh, poor behbe kitteh! Adn he’s so cyoot! Ooo mai! Excoose meh! Ai gawta goes nao and *SPLORT*
Oh, deer, heer cumz teh CCC
*sweep up KCTK’s branes an rinse dem wiv spring water*
*pakk dem bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklitt possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
Oh noes kct! what has happened herez….
*Sweep sweep teh brains in a bucket and warsh wif Brain409*
*Place into cranium and reattach teh missing pieces*
*carefully wraps ducky tape all around and places flowry CHRG on head for extra measure*
*revives kct wif cheezburger smell and wraps in warm blankie wif complementary hot chocolate*
Dat was a close one….
He lubs me…he lubs me not
iz he a sweet invenshun uv a luvvers dreem, ore iz he rillee as wunderful as he seems?
Some men break your heart in two
Some men fawn or flatter
Some men never look at you
And that clears up the matter
no time lyke spring time for teh lurve! ^_^
Summer makes me drowsy.
Autumn makes me sing.
Winter’s pretty lousy,
But I hate Spring.- Dorothy Parker
*sigh* wen will ai fiend sumbunneh tew lub?
well many sumbunnies in here lub you DK…
hmmm…yoo duz hab a gud poynt….
Hmmm……….
She lubs me….she lubs me nawt…..she lubs me…..she lubs me nawt…..
GMTA Ambercat =D
except fur gender choice dat is..
oh crep it ended on “nawt” again.
But you is lucky…because its opposite day!
ummm…waet….ummmm…
dangit! iz opposite dai!
(gettit? dat iz opposite ob wut wud bee normlol….)
uh…so I love her nawt?
Oh wait…werks better if iz movez to Soveet Rushua?
In soviet rusha, flower removez ur appendijez???
I dream of love, too.
L…is fur teh way you luks at me
U… cuz your da onlee one who feeds me
B…is berry berry..stains on teh carpet
E… iz eben moar then ennywon thet u adorz…
Hmmmm … Ai nawt shoor ai comfurtiblol wif sumwun hoo wans tu ‘lube’ mi …..
yu duznt want to noe wut ai dreemz uv…
nyether do ai… *shutters*
Kitteh taekz tym to ztop an’ nom teh flowwarz.
GMTA elfinugget!
next shot is a bare stem, kitteh licking nose,
and a lonlee petal at da corner of his mouf!
cuz yoo nawt can git awl dat gudness frum jusst sniffin dem, ob cowrse!
An nen barfs on teh carpet. Pleh. No nom teh pritty flowerz plzkthnx.
Ohai
Ai wontid to shaer wiv yew orl sumtihng ai reeded yisturdae.
1. Wehn teh kitteh iz sittink on yore lapp nd maeking teh bred (kneedink it), tehy is noes be fwendly. Tehy is traing to find teh fattist artry so teh kin yuse teh pointee endz to maek yew bleedz to def.
2. Wehn teh kitteh is gentlee stwoking yore faec in teh mornink, tehy is noes be fwendly. Tehy is traing to figur out hao to smuvver yew.
3. Wehn teh kitteh skatturz teh kitteh littur orl ober teh floar, tehy is pwactisink hao to buree yore boddee.
Yew haev bin worned.
Ai’m nawt shore Ai bleeb enny uv dat! Teh maekin bred akshun iz yoozed bai bebbeh kittehs wen dey aer nersin frum teh mumcat.
Ai nawt shore wat teh faes strowkin signyfiez sept to get ur attenshun.
Dey scattur teh littur `coz dey trie 2 cubber up teh etseteras to stop teh smell.
Ai carn’t beleeb dat kittehz wanna hert dere hoomanz!
dis onlee tru if kitteh dusn’t get nommy food, snorgles, and pettinks, aifinkso!
gud poynt…iff kitteh nawt get gushiefudz, snorgles, adn lawtz ob lub frum dey’re hyoomans, den dose normlollee nies aktshuns culd trun intooo aktshuns agaynsst dey’re hyoomanz…..
Ai fynd it moar beleefabuil iffin yew put yore tung firmlee in yore cheeek. Woz wroted by teh hed of teh SPCA heer in nooziland.
LOLZ DAT”S where mah tung stais!
nawt onlee dat, butt mai futpaw awlso okkyoopai’z rum in mai mouf….
O, Ai thort it wuz a spoof! Ai aer glad it wuzn’t a sryus fing.
Kimkiwi….
u can has had bad xperiense wif kittehs…no?
Sarkasm. I has it.
As soen as kittehs lern to yuse teh gushifud openerz, hoomins not needed noes moers, nd tehy wil taek ober teh werld. At teh momint, teh is jist praktising fore taht day, aifinkso.
Tihs iz a the-0-rie, ai finkso. Jus becoz y00 is feelin parannoyed, dont meen tehy RN’T owt t0 git yah!
i iz wi… wit… rite besyed u lonely kitteh! i iz lonely two.
tihs flour…et smellz lyke luv…
…oh wate…now it smellz lyke MY NEXT NOM…
Ok, ai iz confuzed. Ai has a profile. Ai uz mai same name. Iz not blu. Y? Iz becuz ai onlee use Firefox interface n not speshul WordPress thingy? Ai is logged in. Iz wierd.
Nebbermind. Ai figgured it owt. I reeded in cweenmj’s cheeztown cryer that ai needed to put teh linkee to mai profile in teh URI box. Thnx cweenmj!
Ur welkum!!!
Don’t fer git tu gitting ur Bloonezz prezzint frum Fleep!!!
Ai feels liek dis kitteh sumtiems. Den ai changes mai minds agen.
ROOOOONREEEEEE…….I’Z SO ROOOONNNREEEEEEE
Kim jongee illeee kitteh needz to werk on himz pepp skillz to findz
trooo wuuuuuv……
Can anybody find me somebody to love?
Each morning I get up I die a little
Can barely stand on my feet
Take a look in the mirror and cry
Lord what you’re doing to me
I have spent all my years in believing you
But I just can’t get no relief, Lord!
Somebody, somebody
Can anybody find me somebody to love?
I work hard every day of my life
I work till I ache my bones
At the end I take home my hard earned pay all on my own –
I get down on my knees
And I start to pray
Till the tears run down from my eyes
Lord – somebody – somebody
Can anybody find me – somebody to love?
{{{{{rhsb}}}}} !!!!
Ohai Poohbear Ai haz missed u!
Ohai annipuss an rhsb an awl cheez frenz! Appy Noo Ear to awl!
Ai haz had a bery, bery bizzy, dew t0 sad circonstandings. Huzbum’s dadkitteh passed away Xmas Day after long, long illness. Wuz sebenty-seben.
Nao bery bizzy, becos lotsa paeper wurk helpin fur mum-in-lore kitteh.
{{{poohbear}}}
Sorry to heer abowt ur loss.
Fanks rhsb. Wuz bery fond ov farver-in-lore kitteh. He wuz kantankerus…
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hugz from me, 2.
Fanks leeza!
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Dat b sew sad. Iz berry sad tu luzzing sumwun u lubz….. iz eben harder on deh holly daze.
Ohai, cween! Fanks fur condolences. Albert wuz bery, bery sick kitteh an ai hopin taht he iz noa on teh Night Watch….
Ohai, poohbear!
Dis kitteh an I has teh same problum, aifinkso.
In my life theres been heartache and pain
I dont know if I can face it again
I cant stop now, Ive traveled so far
To change this lonely life
I wanna know what love is
I want you to show me
I wanna feel what love is
I know you can show me
Is better to be happy within yurself, then the love follows!!
oooh.. ur name shud be GudAdvicelady!
Can anybody find be somebody to love?
Each morning I get up I die a little
Can’t barely stand on my feet.
Take a look in the mirror
And I, see what you’re doing to me.
I’ve spent all my years believing in you, but I just can’t get no relief.
Won’t somebody, somebody, can anybody find me, somebody to love.
duz ai haz a confuzzled? ai thot wuz bai cween……… hmmm……goes tew googlol
Yup, dis wun by Cween, but teh nawt-sekkund wun iz by Foreigner.
whew, fanks………ai thot ai wuz a gonner!!
No problem. Iz layte.
nice try but iz onleee six here………… but haz been long week…….
Cween FTW! but sometime dey be so varied i say
‘dis can’t be Cween’!
ooo – Foreigner!! ai lubs dis song! mai aje – let mii show yu it…
Doan wurree, uk.
I had such a crush awn Lou Gramm… U remember dis wun?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bX4J_fPXFBE&feature=related
mai stoopy pyuter won’t show mii it!!
ai lubbed Journey, tew…Open Arms, Faithfully, Separate Ways…
Lou Gramm wuz leed singer of Foreigner.
Steve Perry wuz leed singer of Journey. I had crush awn him too.
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**finks bak**
Iz sumfin abowt me an myoosishuns, aifinkso!
fur mii – Steve Perry more than Lou Graham…..ai jest realyzed, mai boikitteh’s nayme IRL iz Stephen, wunder if dere wuz subkonshus reezon fur dat?
GMTA rhsb!
I need to reed the posts carefully next time!
Baed capshun is baed.
Iz teh pinny gig still heer?
I thot of him whiel in teh WalMart erlyur.
Inna frozed fuds seckshun, I saw: “Piggies in Pancakes – On a stick!”
LOL!!!!!
:LOL:
furry pancakes – do not want!
WUT? adn dat remynded yoo ob teh pnny gig?
O.o
Oh yeah.
I’ve been remynded of several cheezpeeps menny tiems, WEVVER I WANNA BE OAR NAWT!
butt…ai dun geddit…wai wud sumptin frozen liek dat remaiend yoo ob sumwun?
Because of the wurd “Piggies”! It’s nawwt teh frozenness dat reminds our dear redhed of our dear Guinness Piggeh …
Hay! I gots eyedea: Since alot of peeps heer seem to has teh same problum as dis kitteh, lets has a ICHC singlols get togevver!
Who knows, mebbe sum peeps heer kin find troo lubs!
i can has cheez singlols?
gud eyedea!
Gud name, gammacat!
Teh onlee problum sif dat iz teh wimmens owtnumber teh mens, aifinkso..
Gud foar teh guies, nawt so gud foar us wimmens.
Depends. teh oddz are gud, but are teh guds odd?
yes, definitely!!
Teh saem odd az me?
* haz a hoepful *
Hao odd are you?
U hasta ask? Aftur awl teh trips tu teh NB tugeddur?!
Nebbermind.
dis a singlol kitteh site?? ai dint know
No iz nawt.
Wii wuz jes tawlkin abowt hao fun it wud be to has a Cheez Singlols get-togedder, iz awl.
Wii can haz it at rhsb’s haws inna spring when iz nawt cowld?
den yew must hab a cheezmeet!! teh wun we had here wuz fun….. wuz guys n gals an cupples tew……. lil bit ob ebbryting!
Iz nawt my howse, remembur?
I wud lubs to has howse, but I’m libbin wif teh parental yoonits rite nao.
Howebber, wii iz awn 5 acres, so dat mite werk.
or meet in friendlee cawfee hause or sum such
I knoes!
Wii cud rent owt Rupp Arena!
23,000 seats. Enuf?
Wud hasta be aftur basketball seezun, tho.
Iz singlols. Shud meet atta bars nawt teh cawfee haws.
Gud eyedea!
**plans to get teh guies drunk**
ai like the blushy face. WANT!
yew can haz!!! use teh colons an inbetween put teh oops
: oops : but no spaces on teh sides ob teh oops….. awwwwwww yew prolly noo awl dis innywai…..
I do it teh cheetin way — put arrow rite awn tawp of fayse an it shows u teh code to use.
yep me toooo but sum browzers dont show dem……… dat wut sumwun toled me
I nawt kno dat.
Heck, I barelee kno hao to do fayses, italiks an strykefrew!
yew duzzit gud!!!
U hasta ask?!?!
Teh funnest part wud be tryin to figger owt whose who!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMvR_tg16og
hmmm….dat seemz liek a gud ideya……
Ohai! Onlee haz a few minnuts tu dukking in, but wanted mai frenz tu knowing ai finking uv yu! Ai hadded mai nawt-sekkund class at teh Hoomayn Sosietee (last-minnit skedyool chanj, ai waz eggspekting negst Munday) an ai gunna be bolunteering tehre awn Fried-Egg, when ai haz no classis. Tehm in dier need uv a bolunteer whu knowing databasis an whu can being tawt frunt-offis wurk along wif lyking kittehs (tehm haz moar goggie-walkers tahn kitteh-cuddlers!!!!!
) an bunnehs an fings. Ai iz habing a finking taht mebbe ai nawt maded a mistaek duing teh medikal sekritaree fing… mebbe it just gunna maek it so ai can being moar effektiv helping teh kittehs. Dunno.
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Ennyway, ai haz a hyooooj eggsaustid. Ai still trying tu getting adjustid tu skool aftur being awf wurk fur a whyle! Ai iz hoaping soon ai gunna feel lyk ai getting mai balans, sted uv running madlee ebry minnit. But ai iz reelee enjoying, eggsept fur teh mommints when ai haz a wundering what ai duing an hao ai iz gunna be aybul tu duing sum fings!
gud fur u, PK!!
*wispers*
I has a big admirashun and a littul jellus of u! Going after ur dream.. itz not nessarilee easy!
Wut leeza sed!!! I haz a happee fur u PK!!! Iz gud tu b habbing deh werk u b enjoying! Schmooz!!
bai teh wai…hao iz yur Loki-kitteh dooying?
We awl hab dem moments. Iz haow we reacts tu teh moments dat determins if we haz teh win or teh pleh. So far U haz teh win aifinkso.
Ohai PK. Dis be wundermuss ting u be doing. U’d be suprized whut uvr jobs can
be used frum medikal sekritarre fing. Ai wuz medikal sekritaree yerz ago 2 and
it be bery useful in mai now job. Alla da security stuffs u has to praktise keepingz
medikal infos helpz in puter system admin job. Ai alwayz sais: Ai sees but ai
blind; ai hear but ai deff.” Sorta liek “Ai knowz nuffink”.
Aw. ): You and I both, kitteh.
OMCC.
I kannawt beleev dis!
I maded a peets an MY DAD LYKED IT!!!!!
Is this Morrissey Kat?
I walk a lonely road, the only road that I have ever known
THAT’S MY CAT! KITTY!
who posted this??? my mom took that picture years ago.
It’s actually my cat….the original photo was taken on the 6th of march, 2006….i still have the file on my computer
awwwwww poor kitteh ….
Awwwww!
*sighs mulitpl tiymz* me 2.
She lubbs mi, she lubbs mi not…
hey iv got free chzburgurs to any one who wants wan *nomnomnom*jus go 2 me profile