Ghost cat iz Hauntin urs cutainz
u must haz sum gud ninja skillz.
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Ring of the Day: GLaDOS You Came!
eeekkk! a ghost!
okai. not da best commint! werk has meltified ma brayne!
Me tu. Heading hoem nao – conga ratz gammacat!
W00t!!! gammacat!!!! u b at deh top uv deh 7 way braid!!! off tu deh ty boo teek wif awl uv u!!!
an no meetins!!!! escept meetin at tybooteek!!!
sounds good!
*heds to tyebooteek wif a happitayle*
ooohhh shiney!
concat shoe lacings! celebrashunz?
yesh! a…
*counts on paws*
wun, tew, many lotss…yeash, lots braid!
chocolit martoonies and finger-noms and visit to tye-bow-teek?
Conga ratz shoolasis! An nawt bad nawt sekkond, gamma!
fankee BDM – chokilit martoonie and ghost shayped kukies to sillybraid?
who yu gonna call?
kittehghoss BUSTERZ!
careful uf the ghost poop!
And the ghost hair balls! Even harder to see then regular hair balls.
ooo. neffer thot uf that.
Yew kno wen the kittehs koffs and gags an hacks but nuffin happens? Dat mus be teh ghost hareballs!
@@@@@@@@@@@
Ai wish mai kittehs wuld hab teh ghost hareballs. Wehn tehy koffs and gags and hacks sumfin awlways happenz!
Boo!
*wonders wut the curtainz did to get haunted*
probally dinna hold up kitteh during climing adventure.
dey luk kinda flimsee, aifinkso
*Jumpz strate up intu deh airz
*landz pointee endz furst,
*runz like crazy threw deh howze.
*watches cweenmj in amazement*
*shrug*
when wif royaltee (or royales wif cheez)
*runz like crazee threw de howse)
LOL! Angelina duz boff ob deze fings! She lubs tu plai behind teh showrr kertin, adn she runz arown teh hows befur coming tu bed. Maekz kwyt a rakkit.
Shadow does too! Her favorite game when it is time to give her her hairball med is ‘chase me round the house’. And for a 3/4 scale cat, she makes a ton of noise!
is ghost cat bride left at da altar?
Miss Havisham’s cat.
much cyooter than Mrs. Norris.
¿Mrs. Norris in Jane Awsten (very pleh: pleh-ty is az pleh-ty duz)
¿Mrs. Norris in da Hairy Pawder buks (skerry n creeeeeepy taddul tayle familiar)
or ¿da Mrs Norris in da Hairy P. moobies ( dat cat be purrrrrrrrrrtee- want!!)
multiplol choice?
Teh answer isssssssss………B!!
Do u want to continue, or take teh prize u has alreddy won?
ai thot teh anser wuz Mt. McKinley?????
Dat’s 4 teh next queschun.
jeppardeeee…….. anser nawt second, den kweschun
FTW Mais Oui!
faox ferr invydeous baytahtest ftko, iz dat a beutifuyl whyte kitteh appearin uhn teh pyctchure?
ghosts are overrated and not scary
ovuratid? nawt skairie? akordink tu whu(m)?
akkording to vt4000… apparintlee itz sum sort uv a robot frum teh nayme. kin robots get skerred? *pawnders*
Do Androids Dreem of Elektrik Sheeps?
I see kittehs!!
*chex website address*
d’oh!
rice chex or teh weet chex?
Mebbe teh Chex Mix?
…
[HOMER] Mmmm…. Chex Mix. [/HOMER]
corn chex, ifinkso!!
Hardee har har! U funny leeza.
Dinnit u usta be leeza-b?
or u diffrint leeza?
Awl teh same..
u iz lubbed here!
FEEL TEH LUB!!
* twirin in circuls wif flowurss fallin in teh air……..*
yes I iz teh same!!
WP was doin a stoopy to me teh other day and I had to assoom a noo identity to foil itz ebil plans.
Fanks for teh lub! I needs it… I had teh PLEH day atwerk today!
awwwwwwwwww {{{{{leeza-b}}}}}
*wisspurrs……. ai hadd pleh day tew*
o noes!
{{{{{{jamama}}}}}}
{{{{{{jamama}}}}}}
*leeds jamama to cheezlonge, sits her in chase-longue*
drink? cheezlan-map blankie? (howis da wehther?)
wi can sit an enjoi abliance of cheezlan if yu lyke
{{{l{{{eeza}}}}}}}
{{{{{{{jamamamamamama}}}}}}
Mai werk day wuz otay as werk goes, wunce Ai gotz tehre teh sekund taim. Ai gotted tehre at 7:30AM, onlee 2 faind owt taht apearantlee Ai dint czech teh skedule yestidday fur chaynges. I dint hab 2 b tehre until 11:00! Doh! Wnet bak hoem, 8 brekfast, tuk a littlol nap, paked fings (Aiz mobing), tehn wnet 2 werk agin. Sheesh.
oh noes………… berry aggrabaiting!!!!
Ohai Jamamakitty! Aftur werk Ai stawped at teh groshury stoer fur a fyoo fings. Wehn Ai gotted hoem nd tuk tehm owt ov teh car, Ai relized mai cowld fuds wer nawt tehre. Czeched teh reseet nd Ai hadz definutlee bot tehm, sew bak 2 teh stoer Ai wnet agin. Gotz teh bag frum tehm, wnet hoem (agin). Sigh….2 mene agins 2dae. Taim 2 goe bak 2 paking fur teh mobe 2morrow. Hab a nais nait, Jamama!
nite nite tew yoooo! *hopes tewmorrow is beddar…….LOL*
If you’re going to San Francisco
Be sure to wear some flowers in your hair
If you’re going to San Francisco
You’re gonna meet some gentle people there
For those who come to San Francisco
Summertime will be a love-in there
In the streets of San Francisco
Gentle people with flowers in their hair
WRr! Fank u fur remynding mii ov taht byootiful sawng….haz bin lawng tyme sinse Ai hurd it.
Oh fanks WWr! Ai lub dis song! Ebree time ai heer dis song, it beminds me ob “teh wun taht got awai” (ai wuz 15 – wot did ai noe??).
but u cant seez him anyways
Kitteh ghost nawt compleet yet……himz gotz feetz nd floting hed, butt (hee hee) noe bodee!
Iz in ur curtains, booing you.
Booooo.
eeek
*scrablescrablescrablescrable*
*finalley gets tracshun and runsawaiwifkwikness*
Keep goin “eeek” and eektehcat will show up. I finkso.
Kitteh iz reddee to play “Hied an Go Boo!”
hidden go boop!!!
I r hidin! U cant c mee!
yore rite… but that mite be bekuz ai haz my aizes klosed to keep teh watters frum leekin owt.
R yoo otay, kitsunerina?
mostlee, ime just gettin sik an stresst an had to eet a big slise uv humbull pi
today.. but ile be fyne inna wile- soon as teh humbull pi digests an teh panekillers kik in.
joyne us in da group hug farther down the thred!
been a pleh day for manee peeps, aifinkso!
{{kitsunerina}}
thank yu gammacat and catsablanca…
{{{cheezfrenz}}}
ai alweyz feel so luvved here…
Furgit wut happned todae, tihs is plais 2 plae! U b laffing n noe taim! {{{{{{Kitsunerina}}}}}}
Yea cat look like ghost it so cute lol.. BOOO!
*Arches bak wif fur standingz up awn it. leeps upoveranddown n wun moshun* Hey, taht wuz a sneekee BOOO! Noe fayr haiding it at teh end ov a normul sentinse. *Liks fur bak n2 plais nd wakls awae laik nuffing happuned.*
I seee whyte kittehs!!!!
look, himz rite dere!
See??
Don’t bogart that nip, my friend
Pass it over to me.
Don’t bogart that nip, my friend
Pass it over to me.
Roll another one
Just like the other one.
This one’s burnt to the end
Come on and be a friend.
Don’t bogart that nip, my friend
Pass it over to me.
Don’t bogart that nip, my friend
Pass it over to me.
Ro-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-oll another one
Just like the other one.
You’ve been hanging on to it
And I sure would like a hit.
Don’t bogart that nip, my friend
Pass it over to me.
Don’t bogart that nip, my friend
Pass it over to me
I hassa fren who sez hur deerly departed kitteh iz hauntin hur howse.
She sed hur heers him an feels him onna bed.
For a whiel after Josie died, I cud “feel” her get inna bed. Wuz weerd feelin, yet comfortin too.
AWWWWW…*snif*
sooo sweet.
My Daddeh died in July.
My Momma says she can feel him in the bed sometimes.
And it’s warm like he had been laying there, opposed to being a “cold spot”
like some people say if they feel a “presence”.
his birthday was Sunday. He would have been 76.
I miss him, but my poor Momma…….*snif*
He was a sweetheart. Big bear with a soft, sweet, mushy candy center.
{{{{{{Melissa}}}}}}
{{{{{{{leeza}}}}}}}
{{{Melissa}}}
Him sownz lyk him wuz grate gui.
Him was. I’z adopted, an mah Daddeh usta sez, We chose u. Allus meaded me feel teh speshul. Himz let me has mah firstest kitteh too. But he pikded hers owt.
Tootsie. Dat kitteh libbed to be 24 YEERS old!
HImz wuz gud at teh pikins!!
He pikded me, (LOL) an teh lawng libbed CRAZEEE Kitteh!!!
schmooo tew yew n yer mom!! is big vacancie!! *schniffffs*
Beeg schmoo 2 U!!!
{{{{Melissa & mumkitteh & famblee}}}}
{{{{FANKOO!!}}}}
{{{{{{Melissa}}}}}} {{{{{{Melissa’s mom}}}}}}
Ur Daddeh sownds a lawt laik mai Daddeh wuz. Tihs Valentine’s Day will maek 7 yeers sinse Ai lozt him….he had jest terned 77 (hiz twin sis died less tahn 6 munfs erleer). Ai noe it iz hadr nao, but taim reely will hlep. Mai Daddeh coems 2 bisit mii in mai dreems….mebbeh urs will 2! Bisit u Ai meen, nawt bisit mii. {{Melissa}}
*rshb* My bridj kittehs all visit me sumtimez. Specially “Peep” (him suz Turkish Van adn all whyte). He peeps round da kornerz adn crosses da rum sumtimez. TuffGuy also bisitz when ai least expekts him. Da uvers whisp fru da rum quietly
liek dust bunnies.
Eeek teh cat!
Iz nawt Eeek. Aifinkso is catspurrr teh friendliest ghost.
Catspurr, the friendly ghost
The friendliest ghost you know!
The grownups might look at him with fright,
But the children all love him so.
He always says hello
And he’s really glad to meet ya’
Wherever he may go,
He’s kind to every living creature.
Grownups don’t understand,
Why children love him the most,
But kids all know that he loves them so,
Catspurr the friendly ghost!
OMCC, I nawt heered dat in yeers!
I has 45rpm rekkord of it sumware, aifinkso.
*Puts awn innocint fais…..u noes teh wun* Oh Rhsb, whuzza 45rpm rekkord? Pls esplain it 2 mii. [Snerk....laik Ai donut noe!]
Ai habbed it awn 78 rpm rekkord!!
*hedbats catsablanca *
Plai niec!
Ow! Otay WRr, jest fur taht hedbat: Mai Mamma towld mii abowt 78 rpm rekkords wehn Ai wuz littlol catten. *Puts awn protektib helmut*
Doan maek me get teh seltzer bottlol out.
*Frows choklit creem pi at WRr awn generlol prinsiplol*
.
*runsawaiberryfasbe4WRrkangetzeltzerbottlol*
MMMMMMM
Chokklit creem pi.
*sits and liks teh CC pi out uf furz*
Is nommy. Fanks for the pi BDM
Welkum, yew is eet
*Lowers fais sheeld awn protektib helmut, stiks owt liddlol pink tongue at WRr frum behynd sheeld*
*tosses teenee pis at Catsablanca dat go threw anee fais sheeld*
My unklol haz awl-whyte kitteh, named Snoball.
I wud lubs to has awl-whyte kitteh. No warin teh blak clothes, tho!
We haz two awl-whyte kittehz. Awl-whyte eggsept wen ai gets hold uv wun befoar Eestur.
*Psst, Nightshayde’s kittehz: Eestur is April Elebenty+1, sew makr it awn ur calendur tew b haiding urselfs b4 taht dae if u wantz 2 remayne awl-whyte. Oh, wayte….duz kittehs hab calendurs? Ob corse….tehre r kitteh calendurs in manee stoers!
Anudder ghost!!! Yay!!! Aim sooooo happee!!!
eek! iz stalkin meh!!!
*runrunrunz adn hiedz*
Eanie Meanie
Chili Beanie….
teh spirits r abowt tu speek
SMAMMIE!!! yew are here, yew are here!!!!!
WRr – I jes had a GRATE eyedea!
Wii shud has teh Cheez Singlols party inna BARN!
My brudders fren got marryed an teh resepshun wuz inna barn.
DAt wurks! Inna NB or teh otter barn?
Wayle…..u sed onna uthur thred wii shud has meetin inna bar, an sinse I’m finkin bar=drinks, mebbe teh Otter Barn be best!
(Spoken)
A preachment, dear friend
You are about to receive on John Barleycorn
Nicotine and the temptations of Eve
No parkin’ by the sewer sign
Hot dog, my razors broke
Water drippin’ up the spout
But I dont care, let it all hang out
gettin testy
well, gotted my name back, but losted my abatart!
guess I needs to sine into WP but I’z too lazee, and my dinner is reddy.
dinner??
*all ober cheezlan, eyears perk up*
did she sai dinner?
.
.
enjoi da noms leeza-b!
did ai heer a can-nopener???
I has homemaded peetsa, ifn u want sum.
It must be purty gud, cuz my dad ackshulee lyked it! Him lyk Mikey – nawt lyk mutsch.
oh sry………. ai wuz in lol lol land!! fanks luks yummy!!!
homemaded peetsa! wosers!
last tyme I did dat, dinner didn’t get on the
table till 9PM
no wunner he hidin! kittehs nawt lyk da tesstin! speshully wen da
v-e-t is der
Woot! i seez u!!
behind curtainz w8ting for zome mouzez???
There was just a power outage here! I hopes no ghosts is around…
*kurtains russtle*
*misteereus pawsteps in da hall*
cue eerie musik
Its a good fing i don’t have a hall *sigh of relief*
dats what u fink!
*brings in beevers from safari park to build a hall for Zaffy*
dere! no where did dat ghost go?
*dresses up as a ghost and stands behind gammcat*
*furgets all warnins and goz into da dark and stormee hall…*
Deh lightneings flash adn teh thunduurs crash adn awl teh lights goesoutwifaquickness.
eek!
*scrablescrablescrable*
runsawaiwifkwikness
Ouch! you bumped into meh…
*misteereus hallz appeerz in zaffy21′s haus*
It wuz a dark and stormy lunchtime.
nothing was moving..not even teh pieces of salami on teh table…
den a ghostlee whyte paw apeared and muved toward da salolmi
but as teh paw reacheded teh location..the salami moved ever so slightly father
*farther
and then it was gone!!!! wair did it go?? wair did it go??
*farther*
*looooks under table fur it*
*der iz a thump onna tawp uf tablol. When jamamakitty luks der is nottink der*
Oar sew seh finks. *Faynt ebil ghostlee lafftur*
Oh noes!
I can has Ghostbusters plz?
Note to self: Donut remoob t-shirt whiel goin up teh stayres.
Iz danjerus.
is dat lyke da ruls for bein in slasher moovies?
.
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you okai rhsb?
I nawt fall, fank CC.
It jes takeded lawnger tahn I egg-speckted an I wuz afeered I wuz gonna fawl up oar down.
fank CC! gotta get home to feed da kittehs. sees you all later
Bye, GC!
Be carefuls dribin hoam.
Hay red! Wot’s a peets? Did yoo meen peetsa?
Adn teh Cheez Singlols idea is teh WIN!!!
Yeah, I ment peetsa.
I offured sum to Jamamammamma up thred.
an ai wuz wandrin around in lol lol land………but ai ansered up der…..fanks
I iz cold brrrr
where is everybody?
Is I alone out here?
*Sneekz in bhind 2K
.
BOO!
jumps two feetz in deh air wid a bottlol brush tayl
oh noes U scarded me
ai iz heer but ai has had a PLEH dai tewdai…. tew mennee snobls…. Ai has a sad…
oh noes why Taya?
{{{{Taya}}}}
does U want to share?
Ai juss feel pleh….. dun knows whai….
ai finks we needz BIG grooop hug fur awl teh plehz tewdai!!!
{{{{{{{{{{GROUP}}}}}}}}}}
Den I won’t telling u bowt mai day.
..
.
oh, wut deh heck!
.
I slept till 10. Just b’kuz I kud.
Den wii had a hot dog picnik at deh RVPark…
Wun uv deh lokal RV deelerz provided deh fudz adn had a noo trailer fur us tu lukking at.
Den wii wented tu deh Super WallyWhirrld tu bai groessereez.
.
Datz bowt it. Yup, datz mai day…. Didn’t flying deh kite…. not enuf windz.
Wot? No kite flying? Dat’s a bad day, mai qween!
U wants tu flai teh kite U cans be heer. Just wares Ur lawng Johns and awl teh floofee furs U can comb outta teh kittehs.
No thankz.
I’ll just wate fur deh wind tu pikk up heer.
Heh…..ai hoepz dat teh windz pikk upp suun!
*snifful and schnorggle into teh cween and Jamamama an two kittehs awl pleh-y….
Mebbe cuz ai iz noo heer… ai feelz left owt?
Aw, duzn’t feel lefting owt!! Just jumping rite in adn joyning us. …. Schmooz {{Taya}}
{{{Taya}}} U just haz tu jump in adn plai niec.
Has a hawt Chokklit. U wants teh whippee creems oar teh mashmallols oar teh icee creems tawpping? Awl haz teh sprinklols.
*passes hawt chokklit tu awl the peepz that is still up *
Ai maeded it wif teh dark chokklit dis tiem.
*eers perk up slowly an tail goes awl happitail*
Ai maded sum kee lym bars ai am willin tew share
.
Hao be ebreewun?
Dark chocolate?
**kwikleewipesawaidinner**
Thanks Wrr!
*schnorgles wiv gammacat, cween, wrr, etc*
oooo. key lime and dark chokklit!! mai favritz!!
Shnorgles Taya! Thank you for the lime
bars BDM!
Welkum, yew is eet! Ai beh the pleezd at hao dey turneded ouwt. How yew iz?
*nomnomnom on key lime an dark chokklit*
Cween Ur gnu cheeztown cryer is full of win an awsum!
Fanky, fanky!!
Nebber alones.
by Francis William Bourdillon
The night has a thousand eyes,
And the day but one;
Yet the light of the bright world dies
With the dying of the sun.
The mind has a thousand eyes,
And the heart but one;
Yet the light of a whole life dies
When love is done
Iz byootifool fanks fur sharing
now I has to goes to sleep
Good nite
nite 2K
WRr, here is another Nebber alone….. (ai first hear it bai roseanne cash)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYJ6_xPNZ-c
*snerk*
Speshully in teh presents uf teh YNGs
Why dat?
**she asks, tryin hur innosent luuk**
Teh YNG wif noes speriens will get ober eggsited adn waek teh PYs.
ummm….hoo arre teh PY’s?
PY = Parental Yoonits, aka mahm an dad, aka teh meen ole landlords who nawt let me has a kitteh.
Harrumph!
Ai is mobing in wif mai mahm 2morrow. Weeks aftur ebryfing wuz settloled, seh maeks awfhand remark taht Ai shuld trai 2 faind hoems fur 2 ov teh 4 kittehs b4 Ai mobe in! NAWT gonna happun!!!
Iznnit straenj hao teh peepul hoo shud noes us bestist doan seems tu noes us attawl?? Wen day sez ‘Kors, yule hastu gedriddov teh kittehs’, day mite aswel bees sez ‘Kors, yule hastu cud awf yor harms-an-leggsis wif dis rustee nawt-sharp nief’. Hmmph!
But, I has Lucky nao.
Him knoes when/hao to be teh kwiet.
Cween – If u reed dis: I’M MOOVIN IN WIF U AN TEH PRINCE!
I has haddit wif teh cold heer an has desyded to go libs wif y’all until it gets warmer heer an STAYS dat way!
**paks bags an heds down innerstate**
I haz tu warning u…… space b limited heer….. u iz welkum tu kum, but u must tu b leeving deh bagz at home…..
I remember reading as a kid a book called “Ghost Cat”
::appears frum the ether::
::waves furiously::
Ohai eberybawdy!
::starts tew fade bak intu teh vapor::
Ohai NC66.
Ohai NC66! Ai lyke yur partee-hat!
Ohai AC. Ai wuz jes goin’ awf tew bed, but fanks for teh cawpliment, tho. Iz wuz my gnu-deers hat, but ai iz leebin’ it awn ’til mai birfdai.
::fades in and out::
Oh.. WR. h.. aw. yew? Wuz new?
Ai jes … bak fru. C.n.dia and … nawt .ave uh ..ance .ew git awn I.CH ’til now.
Wu.z bin .appnin?
Nawt Much.
.K Wel. ai go… .ew .ed now. .i’ll .e .ak tomor… ai fink. ….nite.
Ghost Cat will get you when you get out of the shower…No hope…you cannot escape…
I haz a Ghoscat fur real! Anybody else?
its not a real ghost you can see the cats feet at the bottom of the curtain someone used a computer workshop to bring the head forward sorry to spoil the scarinees of it but it is true
i reemembr da “trash cat is not amused” lol