K SWEETIE,
K SWEETIE, CHANGE DADDY BACK INTO A HOOMAN NAO.
at least she dint turn u into a frog.
picture: Fleece. lol caption: CAROLHARREL
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Oar u won’t get enny pokkit munnee
Kongracheelayshuns on nawt seccund anipuss!
But ai needs mai pokit munee fur sweets n kibbles….
Thx, Finton. Ai doan’t fink we haz met b4. Iffn u aer a noobie, walkum – waal, u aer walkum watebber!
{{{{{{{Annipuss}}}}}} Yoo ar so nice!!! an FUNNEEE!!!
Gud mornin’ Annipuss (at leest itz mornin’ heer). Luks liek eberybodee elz stil sleepin. Conga Ratz on beeeeing nawt sekkund (agan – tee hee).
Thx fur teh congrats. It’s 11am heer an Ai haz 2 go owt 2 bye fuds. Iz cawldish an misty dis mornin, but nawt freezin liek awl lass week!
Happi shawping, annipuss! Ai is orff to lunsh nao – grilled fish, yummy!
Thx Upfi, enjoi ur lunch!
Tiem 4 mii 2 git Gemmi owf mai ches (wif butt fasin mii, ob coorz) adn git redee 4 teh pleh wurk. Pleh! Si u awl latr, maibee.
(hee hee – ai siad butt)
Tee hee
bye bye dear!
don’t forget your lunch!
*kiss kiss*
cSmall!! hao grate to see yoo heer!!! Ai. . .no preshur
just wish yoo wud com mor offen! Used to bee – we needed teh costooms fur sumthing – laik teh “Burns Nite” – *poof* there yoo were maeking shur ebree wun wuz dressed proprrrlee!
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An teh Conga Ratz cud use sum noo costyooms, too!
ohai upfi! ai hoaps ur gyld fishie b delishus! an awlsew dat ur holidazey wented happytayle. ai haz 2 startT mai klassiz necks weak ) : an itT b Bery koal n bawstin, tumoroe iz oanlee 2 degreez farrinheight!
congramatshalashunz Annipuss! wut u b dreenkeeng 2 sillybrate awn koal missty dae?
Bibbity Bobbity Boo
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“Just be careful kid… goggie carried off last garden gnome.”
sha-ZAM!
expelliarmus!
Wingardium Leviosa!
That’s silly, white mages do HEALING magic!
Dis bebeh remyndez meh uf a movee i saw called willow it has lil bebeh in it that looks liek dis wun
*remembers Madmartigan*
*swoon*
mad wat?
sry iz world noob
Him was teh Val Kilmer charakter in Willow.
I had such a krush…
OH!!! So did ai!!!
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An WHAT a grate mooviee that wuz/iz!! Ai hav it awn taype!!
Ai fink teh babbee’s name was Alora Danan, oar sumfin liek dat.
Grrrreat mobie!
Dat WUZ teh moast adorerubbull baby, wasn’t she?
lol i didnt know it was so well known
*swoons*
Madmartigan was teh kyoot! an teh otter warryer — teh red hared wun — wuzzen bad, eether.
(wanders off to look for Willow tape in furthest recesses of cupboard)
Mii tooo! I lubs dat movee is wun uf muh fayvrites
…adn btw, haz you seen Mommy…????
oyesh, Mommee beE lukeeng 4 u. Shee sez 2 remine u dat dinnur partee start sun an shEe needz halp wif drinkies an tawkeeng 2 gests.
(Then I will send to Alaska or something. By post.)
An OHai LeFaune!!
– yoo can see hoo ai am!! But ai am awlso known az JCH4K, J-Pak an sumtaims just playne Janet.
Ar yoo noo?? Ai’ve bin missing maiself lately moar than ai wud laik – so ai dont awlwaiz know fur shur enemoar . . ,
butt – eben if yoo ar NAWT noo – we haven’t met.
Extends floofee stripee paw in frenship. Ai’m – well
Oh ai no u. Bin snikin arun.
An, owel, i iz a veri deegneefied repreezentant of Ceiling Cat. I seez everybing !!!!1
(Then I will send you to Alaska or something. By post.)
carolharrel, yur kapshun iz WIN!!!1!!!elebenty!!11!!
Ohai moe!!
Ai agrees – grate cap carolharrel!!! WIN!!!1!!!elebenty!!11!!
oh hai Janet *pads in awl happitail an schnorgle an nuzzle Janet*
Morning Taya
*hedbump* Ai think ai’m hedding awf to bed agin fur a wile. Need a bit of ketchup sleep!
“ketchup sleep”, yew bin lissesnin tew tew muches PHC…..
Oh hai Salleh
Hao iz yew?*nuuzle nuzzle schnorgle*
But dad U luk so mush cuter as an oranj tabbeh
so floofy and purty
I put on my robe and wizard hat.
Looks like grandma might have a subconscious thing for the KKK.
(Someone had to say it sooner or later, even if not in print.)
Little Hermione Granger!
but why is daddy speaking in lolspeak?
oh he must be a member here I suppose
Akshully, all kittehs speek in lolspeek.
Daddy sez, “note to self – keep all firearms and wands in saef plases whaer small childrun cant reech.”
Wand shudnt have been left loaded, neethur.
ifinkso teh daddy at owr howse wuld ravver being a kitteh. daddy has to talk to stoopy peeples on fone all day hoo wants to soo ovver peeples for no gud reezon. kitteh has to taek naps in teh bakyard on teh climing fort an behind teh bush, tehn wen sun goez down an gets kold owtside, has to com in an taek naps on a comfy chayr. iz better bein a kitteh, yep.
Afinkso Ai wuz a nawt-gud kitteh inna preevuous laif….caem bak az a lowur form hoomin.
Teh bebee luks like it is a KKK in teh makings
bebbeh prefurrs daddy beh a kitteh. kitteh iz kyooter and fuzzier an no moar beddtimez!
Changing DADDY back to a HOOMAN (woman) does not make much sense… Unless daddy had a sex change…
(psst – “hooman” iz being lolspeek for “human”
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lol lol lol lol FAIL for me then!
Lvl 30 Wizrd Babeh casts spell on daddeh hoo sez “No, you is too wittle for cheez burger.”
Wait, dis babeh haz no wand! How he cast spell, me wonders?
noes! bebeh hez a ikle-bitsy wand. luks bery thinny, like grass. iz bebeh seiz.
izza +2 bitsy wand.
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Rosewood, 7 inches, core of bebee unicorn mane hair.
Where can I find the poncho pattern? I need to make this!
Sorry, dunno! But welkum and have a laff wif us!
If you find the pattern I would also like a copy. Soooo Sweet
WTF dads, I’d pick bein a lolcat NE dai ovr bein hooman. *pewf*
*laffs an falls ovah*
Evil babies.
Who doesn’t want to be kitteh?
I’d lyk bein a kitteh. Heeeey, wittle bebee wizard, try turnin–
*pewf*
MEOW!
oar iz it abracatdabra?
eether wai du it soon!