09 Kitteh Rezolushunz
‘09 Kitteh Rezolushunz In order 2 conserv water, ai will nawt play wif teh toilet handle at 4 am.
i wuz jus tryin 2 understand hao ur litterboks wurkd.
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butt … oooh shiney….
You can leedz us tu teh tyBOOTeek.
You haz teh tawp of teh braid.
What do U want for dans, noms and drinks?
ai’d lyke uh saffyre an tonik plz, whut kan ai pore foar awl uv u?
Ai will get dirty pawz.
Tehn yu can washes tehm at teh sink!
so lawng as yu gibes meh LAWTS ob gushifuds… deel?
DEEL. Absolootlii PAWsitivlii! Ennywan az Qte as tihs tux kittoon getz awl teh gushifudz (s)he wantz!!! An snorguhlz, tu.
Maed 2 be broked
yesh, so ai ken leevs sum 4 teh fishees
just at 5 am adn 3 am.
An 2 a.m. on Thursadays, 6 a.m. on Caturdays an hourlee on Sumdays.
Ail juss turn awn teh sink fawsit tu get a drink.
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Adn leev it awn, ob kors.
Ai had tu chanj teh knobs awn mai shower because teh goggies wuld turn on teh waddurs in teh shower tu plai wif.
Ai hab nebber seen Angelina drink frum her wadder dish. Ebry morning she jumps up tu teh baffroom sink fur a drink. Forchunatlee she duzzin kno hao tu turn it on herseff, tho! Adn ai hab seen hur drink frum teh goggiez bukkit owtsyd, so ahm shoor shez gettin enuff tu drink, but sumtimz ai wunderz.
FLUSH! FLUSH NAO! IT’S 3AM! I DINT PROMISS 3AM!
*snurt*
My fwends kitteh used tu lyk to turn on teh kettel n watch teh steem cum out at silly o’clok in teh mornin. u wood wayk up tu heer it boy ling
hay, u shud goe 2 http://www.photobucket.com and watch teh kitteh flushing toylit vidyo!
mai Unique kitteh kan flush toylit – she uzuz her TEEF! butt ai don’t hab a vidyo uf it..
Eeeeeeeeekkkk…!! Ai haz anudder lol on teh front page
I iz surprised…uv all the Rezolushuns, dis wuz teh last wun I xpected 2 maek teh front page….
THANKS 2 all dat voted fur mah lol!!!
Congrats! Ai haz nebber maed it past teh boatin payjis.
Ai habbent eben seen myn dere, but den ai barelee has tym to lurk, no less boat.
Duz dat GP keep u 2 bizzee?
Yesh-yesh-yesh! *holds up bobbul-hed, bobbulling*
*bats at bobbul hed to keep it bobbulling*
Concatshoelaces, Chech!
congratchewlayshuns!!
Sooo troo……yu makes a millyun LOLS, but teh wun u finkso is not funny an
nebbur expect makes it.
*shrugs*
go figgur…
4:02am, yesh.
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4:00am, no.
Wil turns awn seenk wadders tho.
the sink handle is fine.
Ai nawt flushes teh toylet but ai’ll tern awn teh fawcett! *terns fawcett awn* *runs wadder until it oberflos in cheezland* Run! Wadder!
**jumps awn tablol, nockin pryseless china awf**
No wanna gets feets wet!
U gonna hev tew pay fer teh pryseless china deer. Elebenty millions, aifinkso!
Will U settlol for a cheezburger wif piklol, tommytoes and umyums?
Shur WRr! Lubs cheezburgers. *grabs cheezburger wif eberyfing* Nommnomnomnom. *tawking wif mouf full* IfgudcheezfurgerWRr! nomnomnom…Gawt enny moar? WANT moar! Plzkthx.
Okai, U haz bakkun on dis wun tu.
O fankq, WRr! Wif bakkun! Mai fabrit! Yums! *noms fastest* Ai hev tew go hoems soon, WRr. Getting sleepee. Gonna miss u and teh uvvers, u knoes. *sighs* *yawns hoojly*
Oh, noez!!1!!! wadder awl ober deh floor!!! Must eska payding!!!
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*skramblolz up the Grandfazzer Klokk, digging in deh pointy endz.
*sitz on top uv Klokk, likking paw, washing fais.
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Skratchez on deh Klokk??? I hab no idea how dey gotted dhere!
It must haz bin teh wadderz, aifinkso. *nod*
Wadderz ken be skratching, yesh, aifinkso! Her leej wud NEBEREBER leeve skratchez awn a Grandfazzer klokk. Nope, nope,nope!
Kitteh iz bein ekolojiklee frenlee.
(I lyks teh bloo tyles, myself.)
Ekololjiklee frenlee, hek! Kitteh jus waytin tew tern awn wadder wen leest eggspecked….. liek lawng enuff to oberflo awna floor and u in ur baer feeties at 5am. Yep. Kitteh jus waytin.
when teh furnace haz gone out adn teh hawse is onlee eleben degrees abuv freezings
And baffrum floar is TYLE, cowld cowld tyle ware baer feeties donut liek tew goes ennywai! *nods hed*
Kitteh gonna wate to flush potty wen u inna showur.
Wun of my kittehs INSICTS on bein’ in shoewr wif me. Him is weerd (or a prevert). Butt hims wud be mad if ovver kittehs flush toylet while we in shoewr. Maybe hims not mynd coeld watter so muches … but I fink my shreeks wud ecco
unplessintly off tyles.
LOL!!!
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I came home wun day adn fownd mai floofee orinj kitty sitting deh shower taking himz baf!!!! Sillee boi …… he didn’t hav deh wadder turned on!!
Mai poor gray floofy kitteh, Tucky, yoosed tew get awl upset wen ai tuk a shower. He wud sit dere and watch and watch and den he’d run to teh tub and frow himself ober the tub cawse he wuz shur it wuzn’t rite ennywun wud WANT tew get wet. Poor gray Tucky.
After mor tahn free yeers, amber has juss bowt gawt teh con sept ob Mummeh taking a baff, but she yuse to be awl “Mummeh! Yuse gawt no furs awn!”
Yes, yes, Ai kno – Ai’ shud be in bed – Ai’m going nao; Ai prawmiss!
(Ai’s in TTI – is Oh Dark o’clawk heer)
yep is ‘tomoro’ here isnt it!!
Yup – just!
*donut sai teh tym donut sai teh tym donut sai teh tym*
U guis ar up layte….it is 12:11 am dere rite? Wutcha dooin up so layte? Cum owt an plai den…..plai, plai, plai!
Yu meen;
Miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiidddnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyytttttt!!!!!!!!!
nawt a sown form teh
*depbreff*
Paaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyvvmunt!
Has teh mune lorst her mamreees?
She is smylink
At me!
Tannkyuberreemush. Ai’s heer awl weeeek weeeeeeeek weeeeeeeek; trai teh tryp!
**yodlols in time wif ambercat**
luvlee, simplee luvlee
Time fur cat nap methinks!
Cat nap! Noes. Wanna watch teh moon. *sings* ai see teh moon, teh moon seez meh, Gawd (CC) bless teh moon, and Gawd (CC) bless meh! Dere, ai finks Ambercat is gettin a liddlol weerded bai staiing up so layte. *whispers to London_Hoomin cawl owt teh bobbies* Aifinkso!
gnite moon!
gnite gammacat! Lubs u tew! Gawta goes hoem nao. Mai behbes wayte fer meh.
*waves floofity paw at KCT*
luckee! i still stuk at werk!
Yah but it’s after 6:30pm heer nao……mai behbes liek tew be fed at 6:30am and 6pm. Ai layte! Nite Nitey!
Yep poor Tucky!! More ebidenss dat teh kittehs be weerd. Sposed tu hayt teh wadder but soo many hab funneh habits wiv toilits adn sinks adn baff tubs!!
Yup, he yoosed tew hang ober teh toylet jus tew see teh wadders go down, down, down. He traied tew figger ware it went. Yup. He did.
Hay frenz, I nawt ignorin y’all tonite.
My pyooter upstayres keeps loosin its innertoob conneckshun!!!!
A fren of mahm’s is on dere way to yoose teh wun I’m on rite nao (mahm’s) so I gonna get kicked awf enny minnit nao.
Jus wanted to let y’all kno. I will be awn laytur if I kin, but donut kno.
**grumblols abowt moar stuffs goin rong**
Ifn its Mahms, den Mahm ken sai so. Uvverwise, go, “MMMMMMMMaaaahhhmmm, ai’m tawking tew mai frens!”
{{rhsb}} hop tu sea yu lader
If iz not one ting its anudder.
Test
nawt a pop kwiz!
Aberham Lincloln
Cheezburger
True
Pi
Does Ai pass? Oar duz U nawt get teh pi adn teh cheezburger?
Depends. whut kinda pi izit?
Nawt reellee iz pi, iz chokklit cherry cheezcaek. butt it luks liek pi.
O okai… Well Ai haz nudder test furr yoo!
Dis kitteh is sure dat wif enuff hairballz, watterz will be bofth kunserved ADN peeurrifiedz.
Man, that cat looks so much like my youngest. Except it’s not our bathroom…
*cricket noise*