FINDING JESUS
FINDING JESUS He was on top of the bookcase the whole time
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Epic Food Fail in 3… 2… 1…
Mornining Maus!
BOOP!
Eeeeep I’z been booped by a Maus…:)
Dun’t worry, it happens 2 teh best ob us! Jest BOOP back.
*BOOP*
*Licks nose once*
Did it haz a flavor??
Funny you should say that. At the “Combined Winter Birthdays and Wedding Anniversarys Party (3 birthdays, 2 anniversaries) we had on Saturday, I was BOOPing one of my gran’kitteh’s after having eaten some Kalamata olives. So the kitteh would lick my finger first, and then his nose…
There’s something disturbing about licking your own nose…
my tongue can’t even reach my nose,
U need an eggstra long tongue to be able to tuch Ur nose
mai chessie luuuuvvs olive juice on teh fingrs!
*Cel (aka meh) wawks in wiv hur wings flded neetlee along hur bak an wiv happitail waiving prowdlee in teh airs waring teh silver bow awn teh tail dat PrincessMu gibbed mii*
U has a purty abtaar!
Fank yew
Dat iz meh!
Dat’s meh!
oh THERE u is.
I owes u a pi for glooin me to GP!
U wanna pick teh flavr?
Or do u want hurler’s choise?
There’s something disturbing about the term “hurler’s choice”. Anyway…
*Puts on Pie-Resistant HAZMAT Suit*
Hurl away!
*sneeks up to Maus adn putz holes in de HaZMAT suit wif pointy endz*
*runsawaiwifqwikness*
k–get em skwirrlgrrl!
I donut think even a hazmat soot can resist teh power of…
cocomonutt!
*lets teh pi fli*
ooohh gotcha rite in teh chest.
has that soot got itz own air supply?
oh, I see itz ventilated!
*hi-fives nyghtwind*
*Darth Vader breathing noises*
Yup! And other accomodations, in case “nature calls”…
TMI!!!
Celine (meh) passes owt frum heering wut Maus jus sed. Shee iz onlee a kittun afturr awl…
Ok, well-
Wate! Wut’s that noise? In teh distance?
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(from far away)
‘Maaaaaauuuuuussssss….’
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Someone’s callin u Maus… Ifinkso it’s nature!
*wates to see wot happens*
Nah. It’s my appointment at the car repair shop. I have to sign-off for a while. See you guys later…
So… a little switch in the windshield wiper motor is borked. Unfortunately, you can’t replace just the switch: the whole motor assembly must be replaced. Cost: $395. And the part is not in stock. Feh and Double Feh!
Just thinking uv it az doing ur part tu bailing owt deh Auto Industry! U iz beeing pate ree otik
*Whispers*
Itsa Toy Yoda…
oar da poly tish anz beh idee otk…
but we doesn’t knoz whether himz car wuz maded
by the big three
OH! well, den u b enhansing ower posishun in deh whirrld ekonomee!!! .
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See, Maus? itz aaaaawwwllll gud!!
call of teh wild:
UR DOIN ET RONG!!!1!
Noe, nawt TAHT hurlin. Teh OTHUHR hurlin.
I FAUND U JESUS!
but then I eated hem
*snerk*
OMG IT’s Him!
Nao dat’s a tru sayin!!
adn heer ai kept luking for im under de bed!
….only Dust Bunneez and Monsterz unner deh bed…
… adn dehre ill-begotten offspringz, deh Monster Dust Bunneez…
no wonder ai neber finded em dere. ai did findz mii some loberly dust buneez dough.
*sneezes*
*kontemplates how high deh dust bunnee dough rizez wen warm*
Pi!
Dough iz certain to rize pi tiems itz starting hite.
Which in de case ov dis bed iz berry high!
*luks around nerbously*
maybeez ai should go somewhere else…..
sumwun menshun Pie? :3
beep beep!
*VROOM*
sumwun order dust bunneh repelint?
Den hao kum ai haz dust kittens unner da bed?
d…d…did u say dust kittns?
O
M
G
Two allergens in wun! eye muss RUN frum teh cyoot!
RRRRUUUUUUNNNNN!!!1!!!0!01101!
*puff puff puff*
…
wehre em eye nao? o_0
oh noes, WP error. srry nyghtwind.
nd it’s bak agin. o, u silleh WP. srry gies, i has skool soon…
so… yeh…later.
yep. Dust kittens. Unner mah bed. Buddy is a big floofy thing, and sheds lyk de onlee wai tew save us from inbading alee-ens is to cober ebreefing in floof… so ai haz dust kittenz roaming abowt unner mah bed. (De onlee wai he will hab anee progenee, nao dat ai finks about eet.
If dere iz Ceiling Cat an Basement Cat dere iz Bed DustBunnee
Ai nawt has teh dust-bunnehs oar teh dust-kettehs – ai awlwaes gots teh dust lolofints. Gratebigg hurds ob teh dust-lolofints.
hahaha! dat describes mai haus 2…
Will BC amend his ways? Stay tooned! Njoos at elebbenty!
He was always there, but just never saw him…
Funnee; iysn’t taht uouusuallee teh caiyse!!!
Jess
Nomming Jebus’ head in 3…2..1…
Um . . . Just askin. Duz yoo fink that nomming Jesus is wun uv teh sins that will get yoo automagically sent to h*ll?
Izzit maed of choklit?
Sugar foam.
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Hmmmmmm. Sugaree holiness.
in a handbasket?
Or izzat Holey Comnommion?
Anom
Then the Last Supper was, on principle, a fait accompli?
Basement Cat maek Jeebus fly in 3..2..1
Iz born again kitteh?
Ohai, frenz.
I can has hugs? It feelz lyk iz gonna be wun of dem dayz.
Pleh.
of course U can has
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ob course!
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eben if itz wun ob dose dais cheezland is heer for yu!
*pounsez on red*
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maybe u shud ask if u can borry teh hazmat soot from Maus!
*wraps feelers around rhsb and squeezes gently*
Cum here, mai lubberly redhed. Ai lubs u.
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ob corse rhsb Yew can has dem
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Hope teh pleh goez away berry soon.
{{{{{{rhsb}}}}}}} dontz knowz you cepts frum funnees here, but, evry kitteh d’servz hugzzz when bad day…
Ask an ye shall receeb, sez teh guy on toppa teh bookcase!
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ohai {{{rhsb}}}!
opps– we were playin wif teh dustbunnies n dustkittites n dustlolofints up above, so nao ur covered in floof… sry!
After 40 days and 40 nites on tawp uv teh bookshelf, Basement Cat appeared and tempted Jesus – “if yoo ar trooly teh sun uv God, jump orf and teh Angels will katching yoo,” he sed.
Jesus answered: Git thee behind me, Basement Cat!
So Basement Cat got behindering uv deh Jesus and helpifyed him tu jumping off deh bookshelf.
LOL. Gud won, cween!
And dis wuz wun uv teh furst meerakuls. Wuz wun uv teh lesser known meerakuls written down in teh a-paw-crypha.
Laffing so hard ai cant stop!!1
Gud Morning Janet!!
Tother day, huzbin askinged mii wut i b doing wen i kum intu bedruum wen him b lukking frew deh klozit.
I sed, “I helpifying u!”
He sed, “No, u botherifying mii!!”
Iz laffing tew!
ohai cweenmj ai haz sumfink funee two tellz u. ai nawt post much but ai reedz lotz n ai laff eech tyme ai seez ur nayme. when i was a liddlol one mai fambly wuz having a kitteh dat weee called bai herz inishulz, M.J. adn her wuz deph…defa…trule teh cween ob teh howse. ai be missing herz but ai laffs cuz ur nayme bez remembering me ob her.
Awwww pickelhed – taht iz so sweet!!
Oh hai pickelhed!!! I b glad tu bringing a smilol tu ur fais!!
Dis wur allwuz a cyooreeosity too mee.
Why wud BC finkso dat Jesus wud need to proob ennyfing to him? Dey bofe noe teh score. Dat r juss silleh. Dey BOFE noo, shurr as dey born, dat Jesus sun uv God. Dat r a Duh. Jesus wur doin him fing as needed too beez dun furr teh fullfillments ub teh
grand Stuffs, and like He needs too proob sumfin too basement cat. Humph. Dat
allwus seemed so dummy ub Basement Cat to meh.
Wutt a pest, dat Basement CAt.
*snorts*
U is rite! Hab never fot of dat befor!! Prolly wuz Jesus’ huminn side wuzznt sur tin if Hee cud do myr micl v. spesshul axions.
No, BC wantet Jesus tu b tempteed und brek da rulz so CC wud be angri bud jesus not du eet
but cuz Basement Cat alwuz try 2 trip up jeebuscat, he try anyfing. efen dum kwestion, jus in kase jeebuscat make misstak evenshualy. basement cat iz kewl >^^< :}
jeebus: Oh noes kitteh, do not eated meh, i iz ur safyor!
kitteh: OM NOM NOM
is not going to nom Jeebus only going to lick himz
is catlick kitteh
*grooms teh Gremlins earses wiv hur pink tung*
*gigglol* Hey, that ticklols!
*schnorgle teh Gremlin kitteh*
LOL!!!! win!!!!!
Thirded for teh WIN!!!1!!
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ssnerk
*just kant halp herself*
BC: I mayded yoo a savior, but I eeted heem.
*hedesk*
Epic WIN!
*wayts for sumwun to accusify her uv blasphemy; prays for forgiveness in advantz*
I just kant halp mahself! For soem reason, this lends itself to oh so menny gud liens!
*finks of a line from a Jethro Tull song and agrees wif gremlin*
*whispers* ai finx da blast famee beh da makin ub a plastik Jezus
anom.
next photo, Jeebus on deh floorz
kitteh running at light speed wid a bottlol brush tayl and battle earz
And then Jeebus sez: In three dayz I will rise agin . . .
An Basement Cat sed: Nawt if ai has anyfing tew do wiv it!
…an bonk yer hed on teh unnersied uv teh bookshelf.
mean… o_O
IttehBittehKitteh Feater prezentz Biblol Storees: da Temptashun
Soot, da kitteh, sez “Whai duz i alwayz get da B.C. partz?”
Act 1: seen Elebentee B.C. goze to hiest pinnacLol in da howse
must be lyke yogi kitteh himz lykes to go on deh highest bookcases
in deh haus
himz is mallory kitteh, he has to do it becoz its dere.
[recap o seens 1-10: da Jesus haz bin borned, grew in gracenwisdom, wentwifout fud in dryhotplaz, is temted by BC to misyuse pow'rs, and dis seen starts wif BC contimewing da temtashuns...]
jump frm dis rly hi bukcase, adn da angles will save you.
[Soot, da cat, still not happi bean typecast, as is his wont, sez: wait, wot's my motivashun hear? wot kind of angel will halp? he sez obtusely]
obtuse angels and angles. Lubs it!!
Ai had goggie name Angel, and cud nawt alwais type ir rite first tyme.
Oh. an dat iz a Tom Swifty: rilly fun to daw.
Do !!! Dew !!!! silly fngers!
Mize wun!! Fanks.
awl dese kommintz r full ov much win!1!
u peeps iz teh phunniest!
WANT!
my agreement!!!! let me showz you it!!!!111!!!!
OHAI!!
At red yur nayme as janet he dog!!
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Oh! Nebbermind.
Next on “in search of…”- Elvis, followed by Jimmy Hoffa
I Can Has Epiphany?
ohai teho long time no see
where has U been
an how beez U
Teho!!!! Itz yoo!
*leeeps in teh ayr and runsarownd in circuls*
*runs arownd wiv teh Gremlin*
Teho!!! I IZ yoo!!! It IZ yoo!!!!
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YES!!! TehoCanHasEpiphany!!!
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An it iz – yoo MUST com bak to ICHC!! Ai’m shure yoo hav NO idea hao much we miss yoo! Fur me – you WERE/wud be/ar ICHC!! But yoo know that!!
Yah, tho it myte hurt. Teh puffyknee – sumtimes yu’ll need crutches.
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Gud to seeya, Teho!
O Hai, Teho; haow rlly wunnerfull tuu bee heering frum yuu;
Ai haz misseded yuu verree muches; donut staiy awaiy foar soe laung a tiem enneeymoar!!!!
Itz bin awlmost a YEER!!!!!
*walking by*
No. U cannot has. U is a week late, Teho.
*keeps walking, realizes who that was*
*faints*
*comes to, adjusts mask, reads nametag moar closelier*
O. My aplologies, Mr. Theo, sir. I thotted u was someone else. Nevermind.
*walks off nonchalantly for a few steps then runsawayfast*
well, we can haz Epiphaneez all da way til Mardi Gras ackording to sum tradishuns/calendlols.
*pulls out gawdy decormat’d King Cake wif burpul, yellah, and grene shugarz onna taupe*
whosomebber finds da lil plastic baybbee hided inside, wins.
The prize? You brings da next King Caek.
well, bring it after you getz outta da hospital if you indigest da plastik baybee. We can wayte.
Good grief… hello, all.
Been busy. That other blog, y’know.
‘Tis good to see you here, nonetheless. I have to go to “that other blog” to get my daily Teho fix…
other blog? inkwiring minds want to know.
“inkwiring” sounds like tattoo art to me.
It’s the one with Cute and Over and Load in the name.
Cuteoverload.com
Yeah, that one. heh
(JINX)
*Hands Teho a Coke*
yr suppos’d to pink linkeez, er link pinkees now.
Sometimes ICHC/WordPress blocks links, so I thought I’d play it safe.
ohai, Teho/theo. good to see ya.
An oh ratz!!! Ai furgot to offer yoo a 16 ounz espresso wif extry mokka, hawt!!!
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Well – if yoo com bak – HEER YOO GO!!
Mmmm. [slirp]
Been a while since I’ve seen the “(Comments wont nest below this level)” warning.
Needlz an pinz needlz an pinz
wen a man marriez his troubles beginz
(swing linkied fingers back an forth between 2 peeps)
Mai yur wish and mai wish cum true!
An den??? Ai forgitsz
WIN!
Iz liddle layte fur dat.
Butt wif nayme Theo, U is gift frum Teh Biggest Ceiling Cat ob allz!!
CC leiks Hiz peeps tu laff, if iz nawt meen laffin, aifinkso.
Oh, I don’t do the Mean Laughing thing.
Or hmm. OK, only when somebody’s asking for it.
Or when I’m just messing with them, and they know it.
Anyway, I get ya.
Jesus versus Basement Cat…..let the final battle begin!
epic win 4 basement cat!
This one’s lame.
Agreed……
Playing Jesus for laughs is not funny to me;
And yes, I am ‘Catlick’;
And I am so out of here………!!!!
Ohai, cheshirekittehkat!
I lubs Jesus! Ifinks Jesus has a sense uv hyumor. And so I yam laffing with heem, nawt at heem. No offense intended . . .
Luv, yor Gremlin
{gremlin}&cheshirekittehkat
yup, humor izza funny thing.
I love Jesus too; he deigns to call me friend , and IMHO he can haz amazing sense 0 humor; i even go so far as to think he invented it in the way, waaaaaaaaaaay back. Jest my 2 cents wurf- lagniappe (no charge)
ooooooh faux paw!!!
i mented to put da {hugs} including da cheshirekitteh. 
I alwayz finds it most amayzing that much peeples who revere Jesus seem
to feel He wud haz no sinse of humor. Wile eye is not Chrischun, I have red the Bible covver to covver sevral tymes and studdied extensivvly wif Christchun
skollars. Ebberyting I hab lurned poynts to Jesus as a luvving and lovlee
man. To me that is cleerest sine yu can have to a sinse of humor.
I wish the Bible had more references to humor in it. I know Jesus must
have laughed heartily at the antics of animals, just as we do…but due to
the serious nature of the Bible they just didn’t find that a prime thing to
concentrate on. A shame…..I think more people could have identified
with Him this way.
I think that Jesus must have had a good sense of humor. Maybe it shows up in some of the gospels that were not included in the current Bible. And, thinking of how the approved gospels, written by people who never knew the man, have been translated and retranslated by folks who had goals other than enlightenment/salvation in mind, it’s no wonder if the humor was left out.
You can find images of a laughing Jesus, if you do a google it, which is much more inspirational than that of the man of constant sorrow.
O Hai, Kafleen: fank yuu soe verree muches foar teh e-mayle Christmas caurd;
Uhnfoartunatlee Ai wuz nawt abul tuu reed iyt, becuz iyt rekwired Adoebe pryntur, adn myne bees borked;
Ai haz bin habben pyuooter praublems laiytelee, fiting aowt teh Troahjin horsees adn uvver nastee iynturloapers;
Wut tuu duu; wut tuu duu; gess Misture Pyuooter Wizzerd iyn mai howse haz tuu duu sum maijer trubbel-shuuting!!!
Luv, CKK
no offense meant cheshirekittehkat
I iz sowee if I offended Uz
Iyt ar OK: gess iyt jes hitted me teh rong waiy;
AI KNOEW Jesus haz a sensce ov hyuumour, oar hims wuud nawt hav maided us!!!
*sits for awhile and ponders*
Wel, Ai duz luuves teh CheezFrends soe muches adn Ai fink thems mented noes haurm…..Ai gess Ai haz hearded tuu muches ov Cat-lick bashyng adn mebbee oaver-reaktid;
*stops mopeing under the bed and crawls out*
‘K, Ai ar bakk; Ai misseded plaiyeing awn ICHC wif awl teh CheezFrends tuu muches;
*Extends floofee paw in renewed friendship!!!!*
*accepts that floofy paw with a gladness!*
AI KNOEW Jesus haz a sensce ov hyuumour, oar hims wuud nawt hav maided us!!!
dat is teh TRUE. Ai telled mai cuzzin dat CC made me to amuze CC. (Maybe tru for sum other peeps!)
jeebus maded us? thot dat was ceilin cat.
cum awn. if jeebus were as gud a guy a bible sez, den he must have had sense ob humour. besides, he ded. so what b da harm?
how iz lame? i thinxs iz funneh. why u no likie?
And here I was luukin behine teh cowch foar him!
He’s everywhar! He’s everywhar!
Epic win.
Epic nom, no less.
Basement cat defeats false idols!
wait…wutt?
mah brain hurts.
*tinytendrils break off teeny tiny tip*
*dwipdwipdwip tendril juis on da donkee’z cramiun werks like alo on brun*
*tiny tendre tendrillz gentleefwipfwipfwip round da hed making garland which emits soothing tendril waves to cure brain borkedness*
Next chapter: Jesus callses His disciple kittehs! *Moves Jesus figurine to teh Crazee Lady couch wif teh elebenty kttehs on it*
Dat wud hav bin teh … whut? Wyld? Eef ektiv? Lively. Amooziun!!
Wud lub to see dat!
LOL I got Jesus for xmas :]
Funnee hao u alwaz finds somfin u losteded in teh last plase u luk.
Holly-loo-lah! Ah is saved! Nao only if I dun fall orf teh shewlf…
Very funneh,
I luves dat, i found jeezus hes rite harr xD
EPIC WIN.
Jesus isnt on my bookcase
i never found him till now.
i LOVE LOLCATS AND i THINK THEY WILL BE FAB!
i AM jesus.
dat’s nice hun
doz anibudy wundr if CC has a dater? ah mean, if CC luffs ALL hees chilwen, y he only givs da men da powa? dat not feer!
y ma comment not show up?
o dere eet es!
NOM!
you guys need more pics.!!! those are funny
i love them
It’s offensive – please remove it ;(
Dis pic is the funnyest ive sean