I’z abouts to eliminate
I’z abouts to eliminate ur carbon footprint
i haz mah own carbon footprint.
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it wz too big
leg 0 human, rare plz
dat Eskimo pi just didn’t last long in mah bellie.
yeah, i noes- deez commetz be in berry bad tasyte.
ai dunno, wif enuf sauce, da bear wud probably
enjoi leg ‘o hewman!
pretty much unbearabul.
*headdesk*
opinion on your commints is polar-sized!
srsly FTW, Sweetiepea!
Wut kind uv dippin sauce wud wun yooz fur dat?
Polol bear wuld uze seal fatz aifinkso. If nawt teh nom wuld taste gamey.
Hyoominz iz teh gamey? Ai gess we wuddint tayst liek chikkin …
aftur all dat running, dat hewman gonna be prettee stringee, aifinkso!
*ponders* no soss. just straight, on da rocks?
well, wif a sprinklol of snow from da truk windoze
on tawp
Terry-yaw-kee mite werk. Mebbe sweet & sour. If doze fail, den mebbe ranch dressing.
Mabye on a bed of iceberg lettuces?
how is Esme? what did deh vet visit go?
She is teh ok. One of teh blud values was a little low and she has losed a little weight, but otherwise is stable. Her appetite is still gud and a couple of tunes lately she has runned outside when I came home. She hasn’t done that in forever.! That’s my little imp.
awwwwwwwwww {{{{{esme}}}}}
How u is doing, jamamakitty?
ai iz dewin pritty gud…….. jus puttin wun paw in frunt ob teh otter!!
Gud to heering dis, LCB!
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aww that’s gud to knoz
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otay now I goes to sleep
Bai
nitey nite!!! schmoos n bonks
{jamamakitty}
Come bak heer, Nom!
all around da bork-ed truk
da polar bear chaysed da huumann..
but there no weesil in site!
dats okai. wi can end wif
‘Nom goes da ba-are!’
or “ded goes teh hooman”
Ohai, Nightshayde!
*chases Nom arownd teh truk*
Whew! Yu donut wunt tihs nom. Is teh stinkee.
Itz ok. Aiz tryin to cut down …
…
Ai haz noe ideeyuh wut dat meened.
isn’t Nom the guy on Yankee Workshop tv show???
I finked Nom wuz teh ober wait accountant on cheers?
Wile aiz attit, ai will eliminate yer feetz azwell.
I think teh hoomin is about to eliminate also.
phew!
iffn he hasnt alreddee…. with awl those layers, onlee teh smell and a lingering feeling uv nastee mark teh path uv leest resistants…
ohai, LCB. iz you ready fur ower bisit fur da in Naugarule fiestivi teas? I are gibbon rides in my Zoobaru Impreza. Shud we bringz ower own towles? (proudly displayz hunnert dollah towle)
can I come can I come
I iz on Ur wai to Dee Cee
shure. i pik u up on da way.
Um, yeah, sure. I is teh reddy.
How many of u is there gonna be, again? I might has to get some spare army cots.
elebentee two.
Ok, got it.
*gets out guest-to-available space calcumaltor*
*tappity tappity tap tap tappity*
Um, guise? Somebuddy better bring some shoohorns and mabye some butters.
Yoo planning to butter sum buns, LCB?
No room for buns. Flatbreads only.
Ai has teh flat buns. Iz okay?
I wishing i had deh flat bunz…. mine b eggstra rownd.
No. Is not ok. I doesn’t has teh flat buns so I doesn’t see why my guests should has them.
Would u consider waring some padding so we can flatten it out in teh guest cubbyholes?
Long flat buns. Is a jenetic fing. But ai has teh padding arowns teh middle. Will tath do?
Hmwell… *pokes at DK’s middlol* I guess.
*poeks at LCB’s nos*
BOOP!
Try that again. I has this weird itch up inside my left nostridge. Srsly. Is teh vry hard to scratch in polite companies, so mabye some BOOP thereapies will work.
TMI, LCB, TMI!!
*flownderz blindlee searching fur mind’z eye bleech.
ROTFLMAOAPIMP!!! OMCC!
*sticks wun feeler up in teh air*
Miss? Miss? AI has a kwesshun! Wot does TMI mean, pweeze?
Too Much Informashuns!
Fank u! Nao ai is clebber!
nize and soft on teh outside, kruchie on teh inside!
U wantz deh peepz tu sleeping in deh shoo hornz and eeting deh budder???
oar sleeping in deh budder and eeting deh shoohornz???
Wait, whut? I gots to FEED everybuddy, too?
*re-gets out calcumalator*
*tappity tappity tappity*
*calcumalator begins to vibrate slitely and emits smoke*
room on teh fyre escape?
When ai go to music kamp in Mass., wun ob teh sleeping nooks is a balconee. Peepz fite ober it!
music camp??? dew tail!!
(duz ai member yew tawkin wif altosinger wuns about singin??)
Gud mamree!
Is a 9-day singing kamp, wif music n dansing alos, fur adults! Wot fun!
Chek owt villageharmony.org (wif the dubya dubya dubya).
oooh yew cud cum tew teh weekend wun in orygun!!!
MAMREES!!11!!1 I forgotted about those.
*tappitytappitytappity*
*calcumaltor asplodes*
Yash jamama, ai’s considering it! Iz a 9-day camp taht includes Labor Day weekend.
R yoo in Portland?
LCB: Dat’s anuzzer plaec where ai has teh padding…
nope…….bout 2 hours norf ob portland in washingtung……… is nawt far!!!
You and me both.
Lissen, prospective guests wif teh big buzooms: plz to bring a extry-wide Ace bandage wif u. Kthxoramiminizerbra
Waol girls, it’s bin a sliec. Tihs sleepee kitteh is going up to beddy-byes naow.
LCB: Mai girls’ theme song is “Donut Fens Mii In”. Cud be a problem…
nigh nigh 4.5…….. schmooo to you!!!
I sed “bandage”, not “fence”. Ok, ok, there might be some chikken wire involved.
Ooh! I forgotted about that. *tappitytappity*
Oooooh! I has a storage locker in teh basement! *taptaptappitytap*
Good nooz! We’ll only need to stack teh cubbyholes about 4 high now!
LCB, Ai haz teh idea!
U can ask teh gubmint foar sum bail out munnies!. Den U can rents teh linkun bedruums in teh wyte haws!. Oar hab dem awl stay at teh jayl and bale dem out inna mornin.
Hmmmm. Fuds for thot. I’ll sleep on it.
Kthxzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Furst u sayz it. Den u doez it!
sumtiems you nom the bear, dis tiem teh bear nom you.
Teh bear – himz duz nawt awlwaiz looz.
teh ref….
it r bad
chewee awn teh owtsyd, krunchee in teh insyde..
an da bear gets to werk up quite an appetite
chaysing dinnah!
Ai luv dis LOL….congratulashunz on makin teh FP!!!
i’z writing to mah cuzin for sendin sum ice:
http://www.gogreentube.com/watch.php?v=NTE2MzMx
nawt to menshun dat nao teh baer nawt has to weree abawt dat guy teh nexxt tiem dere izza snoebawl fite…
I wud like to tayk a momunt to say … apropos to nuffing butt mebbee the snow in pichur that IT IS VILE AN UNNACHURAL TO BE SWELLTERING IN ONE’S HOWSE IN DE MIDDUL OF JANEWARRIE!!! Norf ov eqwater eevn. Sowwy … I now return u two reggulr programmin. Tank yews foer lettng me vent. I feel bettr …. but no coolr.
i heerz yoo. wher i libs, seems liek iz eether too kold or too hot in teh winter. sumtimes we haz a fyoo dayz ob just riet, but usually not.
ware ar yu, lynxany?
oar do yu habe ruummates who turn up da heat?
I is in SoCal. It haz been up to 90 today … eevn at beech ware I live. I just camed howme an de howse been closeded up all dai … hot and stufee. Kittehs
are awl sakked owt on de bed in frunt of fan I left on foer dem. An dey not
innerested in mayking room foer me! I haz opunned awl doarz an windoz and if FINULLY starteeng to get cool a liddul.
Dat r just disgustating.
*humph*
pleh!
Ai will offur yew mah -20 F wynd chill an mah 4 inches ub fresh snoes. Ai will be happi tew haz 90 F rite nao!
Not if Ai sees it going past mai window U won’t.
HAY! Ai beh da willing tew shares! Donot beh takin mah warm wevvers, fanxyewberrymush!
wii haz a freeze warning tunite!!!!! YIKES!!!!!
,
Oh Ret, wut evah shall I dew?!?!?!?!!?!? wair evah shall I go??
LOL, mai qween!!!
frankleeeeeeee mai cween, mai havva damz borked!!
BDM, ai sees ur -20 adn raises (lowers?) it to -40 wif teh wind chill – dat’s wot wii be habbing tomorrow.
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!11!
Wii was habbing dat dis moarnings, and prolly will haz again tewnites…
Teh wind is nawt here any moar. but teh cold airs is. Gunna be teh -25F inna morning aifinkso. wif no wind chills.
um, yr thermostat stuk? i haz a ekoNomikalizing set bak fermostat- i can has about 60 duhgreez (F)
We wuz laffin last nite — mah liddul gurl & ai roed on Splash Mountain (waddur ried at Dizneeland) at 7:15pm.
yu ar luckeee, NS! ’tis coldur heer in SF-area
Wutt? Is cold in SF in wintur? Wutt?
Supposed to be cold in summur dere. Winter, just drizzly and mild…
Spash Mowntin sownds gud rite now!
*splashes lynxany wif wadder from SF bay*
brrrr….
Yur wadder always seems kowlder dan owrz when I visit up der. I dunno if it is oar not …. but it feelz like it! Feelz gud nao tho!
Wadder frum Ocean Beach…..
dis will killz u, enny time ub yeer.
hey evreebody, iz it just me, or did teh borkdness wen teh commints get ober 200 go away? i just wented bak to revyoo maus parrothed 2minions et al’s burfday party (271 commints) an tehy all loded up wifouwt teh stoopy pages an “vyoo all” fingie!! sumwun else chek an tell me if its just me, plz?
ooooo. make a comet onnit so we can haz spearmint.
*searches thru garden*
nope, no spearmint. how abut peppurmint or catmint?
want sum choklit mint?
*luks owt winda*
i spekt i can gib you sums in about, say …elebenty weekz.
mmmmm, chokilit!
i cans wayt
*snorgles unner blankie and waytes for chokilit mint*
chokklit mint? dat saowndz….liek…WIN!!!
Andes Kandees b chokklit nda mint… Dat kownt??????
mmmmm, hasnt had Andes Kandess ina loooong tym!
Ai still haz sum leff ober frum kittehmus *hands Andes Kandees thru intertubes tew Gammacat* dere yoo goez!
fankee plasticat!
*hands hawt cocomoo to plasticat thru intertubes*
enjoi!
nawt kwite….sweetpea iz tawlkin abawt a naormlol mint, eggseptin dat it taestz liek chokklit! iz nawt chokklit wif mint…..iz a chokklit mint!
Heh … I bin runin rownd to al de stoers buying up de holiday mint M&Ms and de Ghiradelli pepprmint bark at cleerunce prices. I gots enuff til eester, when I will run arownd buyin up cleerunced Cadbury eggz. My chocklit addicshun … lemme show you it
naise…..culd yoo pawsibblee shaer sum ob yur chokklit?
:::Klutches choklit bagz to chest … luks arround suspi ….supish …
not trusting:::. Welllll …. maybee sinse it’s ICHC ware choklit is
propperlee preshiated. :::Powrs M&Ms an’ pepprmint bark in
fancee Watterrurd bole an’ passes it along:::
dat was s’psed to be _poers_ . I haz trubble speeling when I haz choklit jitturz. Ordinarlee I speelz purrfeck tho.
iz okai….wii unnerstandz yoo purrfektlee!
fankyoo!! *grabz sum chokklitz*
nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom!
*luks around cheezland at all da chokoholics*
well, i won’t nom dem all
*heroically onlee taykes 1 piece o’bark and passes on bole*
Well Ai nawt liik chokklit tew mush sew…. *passes bowl awn*
*gasps in horror* iz dat allowd? Nawt tew beh lyking cholkit in Cheezla????
WUT??? sumwun nawt liekz chokklit?
*gasp*………
Iz okai plasticat. Ai will nom Ur chokllits 4 U. U can haz sum of mai pai instead. Ai has teh applol creem and teh nanna creems and teh cocomonut creems.
Mush b uniquekitty kint fiin de mint em’n'ems cuz yoo gotz dem!
Duz u has a Michaels craft stoer? Ai werks at 1 nd we had teh Ghiradelli pepprmint bark, sew u mait czech tehre fur soem moer. Purrsonally, Ai lieks teh speshul Andees kandees wif teh cherree fillingz…taysts liek a choklit cobered cherree.
oooh Michaels!!! if ai werked der ai mite hab a negatib pay czech!!!
Ai did werk dere, and mah pai czeck was da nega tib. :S
Oohhh! Tanks! I wud nevver tink to luk der! An der is TWO ov dem neerbye! I will haz hubbee luk tonite at de wun by his werks! (he luurrrvvves de pepprmint barkses too!)
Erm … dis was s’posed to go up der ^^^ to Catsablanca.
Huh and nao it’s dere … I in confuzzled. Was down beloe befoar
nope yer nawt crazeeeee……. wen yew see yer comment bounce tew bottom, jus refresh an majik!! bak up here…….*dun ask me wai*
dat b deh majik uv deh intertuubz!!
ai hazza happi cuz ai nawt has tew leeb after 200 commints!!! yayz!!
we’re gettin close!!!!
TWERKS!!! yay! fangyou big giyant Cheezes for fixin dat!!!:YAYAYAYAYAAY!
yayayayaya!
yaaaaayyyyy frum me tew fur trew!!
yayayayayayayay!!! mebbee sumtime we kan haz anovver dark n stormy nite story wifowt teh borkded-commint-indoosed confyoosun!! (all ovver kinds ob conyoosun will still be prezint, but tahts teh bestest part!
)
I agree, deh kunfuzzulashunz b deh bestest part!!!
an teh insaniteeee ob teh hugemanateeee!!
Hugh b insane!?!?!?!!?!?!? Oh noez!!!!!!!!!!!!
yep, him tew!! ai grant yew dat…
buttsz…..wait…I wur on page two before…..
*confuzzled*
I’s fan of dis one! poler bearz be gettin revwenge, hoomin run to carz and getz awayz.
test
i c a difrunt pic plasti !!!!!
Waaahooooooooooooooooo eeet werked!!! Yesh Ai chanjjid teh pic from a lego kitteh tew a pikshurr ob Me!
hmmm…ai duzzn’t beez seein it, ainawtfinkso…ai seez teh pic aiz alwais seed….teh kitteh, nao wif a fyermanz hat….
i still see a very dark square
(in firefox)
ai has fyerfawkz too, butt ai at leest seez a piktchur…
Hmmmmmmmm…. A B G K ELI MENTO Q J D R A C O N I C K I T T E H. Duz yoo c eet noa? Nawt meen tew showt eethur….
ai seez mai naem…wut duz yoo meen bai dat??
Ohai-brudder…
ohai! adn hao arre yoo tudai?
fiin. Yew’ll neber figyer owt hoo Ai iz tho!
ai nebber assked /hoo/ yoo wuz…ai onlee askeded /hao/ yoo wuz…
Oh. Butt yoo still want tew noez hoo Ai iz doan yew???
Ooooooooooppppsssss……………..
nawt reelee…ai duzzn’t caer dat mucch, annewae….
are yew still tawkin tew yerself??? LOL
um… teh klone uv draconic kitteh?
…
Hay, DK, has yu ben playin wif Kalvin’s dooplikayter? ai thot Pd’B lokked that wun up tite after last tiem.
Cleer teh temp fyls frum ur browzr.
Fur abatar updaytz, u dont need tu luz ur kookeez. Teh pooter sayvz tym by chekkin if it alreddee haz a pic in temp rather than downlowding it frum teh page serber. So u need tu cleer teh temp fylz to fors teh page tu refresh frum teh serber wiff teh noo bershun ob teh abatar pic.
NOM-ON-DE-HOOF!!!! *andz, nom is seeeeeeeeeew screwwwwwed…..*
Nom-on-de-sneekrs ;D An still screewwweedded
sew, whut happined to da peep taking da piktur?
He knowed all he had to be wuz fastr dan de udder guy!
snerk!
ant-bear protektshun – slow friend!
Wheel, wii duznt reelee want tew noez…..
Oh Hai, Plasticat!! I saw deh uzzer day u wuz lukking fur mii. But I didn’t seeing it till u wuz gone. sry.
Yesh Ai waz gonna aks yoo bowt teh abatars cuz Ai waz habbin trubble butt Ai fig yerred eet owt! Hao b teh cween tuu day?
Glad u got it straitened owt! (I’m still seeing ur old avatar, but that’s kuz i hazn’t nommed mai kookeez latelee.) I b doing ok. I wented owt and flew mai kite tuday. It b fun tu watch it sail in deh sky!!
Ohai, CMJ! Wut kaind ov kait du u hab? Ai has 1 wif kittehs awn a fence nd lawng tayles.
mine b yeller adn grin adn oarinj adn puplol adn bloo stripesez. Wif a long tayl uv 3 streemers, oarinj, adn grin adn purplol. it b like a parafoil, no stikkz, just seams tu holding it rigid in deh wind. Den wen I b dun flying it, it rollz up into a little bitty pak.
pikshurs, pikshurs!! we needs dems fur yer blog!!!!
Oooo, yesh! Pikshurs ov teh stipey kait inna bloo skai!!
pixors uv deh kite b at
http://www.picasaweb.google.com/campory57104
in deh “11 08 Kite and Beach” album.
YAYZ…….byoootimus kite pikshurs!!! fanks!1!
ooo speeking ob pikshurs ai has moar pikshurs ob mai kitteh an mai kitteh fursona in mai piks
ai saw dat yew had uploaded sum but dey nawt show up — onlee way ai saw wuz on yer activities section ob yew profyle page…. yew musta marked em private
Ai had a kiit wuns. Ai dun noez wut happind tew eet tho… Ai had a boomerang wuns. Butt eet flew owt intew teh horss pastshurr… Ai had a remote-controlled airplane wuns. Dat vanished…
Mai huzbin hadded a remote kuntrolled helicopter…… it b waaaay up in a tree now…… at least dat b wair wii left it!!!!
*snerk*
*pads ober wiv mai wings foldeded aginst mai bak an mai tail awl happitail an waiving prowdlee in teh airs wiv teh prittee silber bow awn it dat Princess Mu gibbed meh*
ohai Taya, yew lukkin berry pritty tewdai!! nice bowz!!!
fank yew Jamamamama PrincessMu gibbed mii teh silver wun on mai tail as a prezunt.
oh yew must be rilly speshul!!!
She sed it a welkum prezunt cuz ai iz noo tew posting heer. so dem meh, Janet, PrincessMu an Gremlins had pritteenuss an happitails bai teh end ob it. Ai gibbed Gremlin a silber wun liek mine an Janet gibbed hur teh silber an gold wun Janet nao has silber paw rings awn hurs feets. an PrincessMu hab bow tew.
awww dat sounz like a rilly fun girly partay!!
yew iz welkum tew join meh anytiem
oh fankz………ai wud hab if ai had been here! but sumtimes ai haz tew werks..ai jus hates wen werks gets in teh way ob hain fun!! but mai job is mostlee fun
*rub against Jamamakitteh frenlee liek an purrin. Ai start tew groom hers fur wiv mai pink tung*
purrrrzzzzzzzz, purrrrzzzzzzzzz, hedbonks n slow kitty blinx
ohai ya’ll!
*schnorgle wiv teh Jamamakitteh an roll awn tew mai bak*
yew see mai noo pikshurs I has nao in mai piks?
Ob Yoru an mai fursona Celine
o hai DK
ohai, taya….aktchualee, ai dont fink ai’z bin introdused to yoo…..*skritches head*
noes yew has nawt *extends sleek black paw*
*shaekz yur paw wif mai bloo scaelee wun*
wellz, ai has nao!
Hay DK! Haow did ur finlol go todai?
0′DK
yew iz a dragon kitteh an meh iz a winged kitteh
Plasticat, plz 2 nawt b going skaidaiving oar hang glaiding…..wii donut wnat fur u 2 b vanishing oar enefing.
an teh poor poor mama wud be saying……. “ai hadda plasticat wuns…Ai dun noez wut happind tew eet tho”
Ohai ebreewun! Ai seeded “Teh Kite Runner” moobie last nite. Wuz ossim!!!
iz nooo mobie?? ai duzznt keeps up..
but ai wantz tew see Gran Torino rilly hard!!
2007, aifinkso.
Ai want to see Gran Torino tew! Ai lubs taht Clint! Adn Teh Reeder, adn Rebolushinaree Rowd.
innywun seen sebenteeee pounds?
Nope. Yoo?
nope……….ai hazznt been tew mobie in awhile………altho mai fren an ai went tew see Burn after lolling……….. dems cohen bros! makes teh straingestest mooobies!! (gud fing it wuz inna theeeter dat onleee costs $3 fur a mobie…)
We has a internashunal film club in mai town, so ai see 1 gud moobie a munf. Iz a niec small theatre taht also has nawt-sekkund run moobees adn onlee costs $6. Alos teh snaks R reesinablee priced. Ai berry berry rarelee go cineplexes – too expensib adn too LOWD!
Adn ai has to sai,
Fank yoo Cheezes for fixing teh 200 commint fing!
YIPPEEE
\\O// \\O// \\O//
HIP HIP H’RAY!!!!!!
Ai haz taken da liber tea ub sending Tofu a noet talling her tew beh lukin heer at da kommints sew dey noes wii beh da happi wif nawt borked freds…
ohai, mai cween! *bowz, presentz chokklitz* adn hao arre yoo tudai?
Fankz fur deh chokklit, DK!!! I ok, how u?? skool going ok?
iz goin okai, aifinkso…..iz nawt liek, amayzin, butt iz okai….
didn’tchoo knoe? diz wuz teh secund-to-lazst piktchur awn dis purrson’s cammera….yoo nawt wanna see teh lasst piktchur….
*puts on care troll mask*
*puts on shoppd troll mask*
I sure hope this pic was fotoshoppd.
*remoobs masks*
kthxbai!
Fanx AP, dere seems tew b a shortage ob trolls deez dais…
Skeerd ob gettin kawt adn put awn display, ifinks!
.
Adn btw, ai can see ur noo abatar (but onlee aftr ai cleerd my temp fyls).
Reelee? Yay! Nda dats prolly troo abowt teh trolls!
Oar bean fraid tew use da troll rode an haz tew pai elebentee munnies
Arktik Sekuritee at ur serbis!
Ai nawt shurr Ai want dat sekyer it ee! Hay, duz yoo see meh new abitar?
sekuritee for da arktik animlols, not da hewmens, aifinkso!
seriously…….
Okay, that was way too funny!
Finally someone who is normal.
Carbon footprint? The earth will fix itself overtime when our race is gone. Remember, only the strongest will survive, unless you can make something to kill the stronger ones, the your the one with the strength.
Obligatory “JESUS CHRIST IT’S A BEAR! GET IN THE CAR.”
Your welcome.
gee, thankz!!
I new wii wuz missing sumfing!!
My welcome what? Mat?
/runs
no kitteh wants tew see mai noo pikshurs?
hunny dems nawt in yer profyle pix!
Ai deleted dem an uploaded dem agin
are yew teh artist? berry cyooooooot an yer kitteh luks alot laik mai mamakitty only ai fink her furz a liddol longer
dose piks wer dun fur meh speshully
Mamakitteh luk liek short hair kitteh. Mai Yoru hab teh long hair furs speshully teh tail.
ai jus made a lil lol ob yer Yoru…. hope yew like it
Ai lieks it berry much! Fank yew!
ai has juss added a noo pikshur ob Yoru
sooooooooo cyooot, luks like a rillllly nice kitteh.
ai jus added a pikshur ob Shilo…. is a rescue kitteh in orygon who is inbiting me tew cum see her an mebbe be a furebber kitteh fur me
Dat wud be gud if yew cud has Shilo as noo kitteh
Yoru liek tew schnorgle a lawt an she hab berry sawft furs.
did yew luk at her pikshur? her haz teh pritty culurs……….. ai wud haz hard time wifa blak kitteh rite now….ai wud fink wuz mamakitty ebbrytime
yesh ai did an ai juss sub mitted a no lol ob mai Yoru
Waow, wut a byootiful kitteh.
*has paws crossed fur a happeh ending*
*wisspurrrs, me tew*
ai sended emeow tew teh place dat fosterin her…. ai bin lukkin at pikshurs an dat wun rilly sed *pick me, pick me*
Shez beyootimus!!!
*crossez finnerz fur jamamamaammammama
*wisspurrs………ai fink seh needs me…….*
she berry beyootimus an ai hopes dat Jamamama can has her
Yew see mai noo piks cween?
Yes, she b berry pritty!!
Ai has seen yur lolz an ai iz a fan ob dem *nods*
jamamakitty sneaks out tew goes tew bed nao……….. duzznt want tew innerupt innywun……. Night night……. schmoos hedbonks an longggg slowww eyeblinx
G’nite deer fren!!
{{{{{jamamamamama}}}}}}}
Sleeping well.
*rubrub purrrrr*
Nyte jamama! *schmoo*
Ai fink ai will be folollowing Jamamamama owt tew bed nao.
Gud nite mai noo cheezfrenz, BDS, 4.5k,DK, an Cween!
*rubs fais against noo frenz tew show frenship an lub , tail in teh airs awl happitail*
what a kyoot bare!
and hungry, too!
mmm bebeh is veeery hongree
i tink he only bebeh he retty smawl and kyewt
How do I share this widget? The control doesnt work. I didnt find it when I searched online for it….is there a link that I could send to someone?
That’s one way of helping the environment I guess..
teh bebeh bears need to eat tew
Good lord, I hope that man was okay!
Yesh, hims wuz OK, straingelee enuff;
(Ai reeded bowt tihs iyncidint awyle agoe, adn thems sed hims wuz awlright; Ai donut knoew haow hims gottid awaiy tho: shure wuud luuve tuu knoew!!!)
wot a amayzink pikshur, an brillyunt kapshun!
Not gettin eatin – yur doin it wrong!
Holy Crap. Mayhem level at DEFCON 5!
Did he escape or get mauled?
U is gettin’ ur carbon footieprintzes all ovar mah snow
I dont get it……?
teh bare eetin hoomin fastfud
Carbon footprints are false, Al Gore and the media have brain washed you all in to believing it, SUCKERS!!!!!! Wait I can see it now Seth and UNcle Fester are going to tag team me and tell me how wrong I am and show me the proof and they are ALWAYS right…….