sheez wayk yet?
sheez wayk yet? dunno. lez pok her i agin.
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*zooming sound is heard from a distanse*
*it gets louder and louder*
*suddenlee there’s a loud POP*
*leeza appears, tail slitely singed (as ushual) but for the most part intact*
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HAPPY BURDAI MAUS, PARROTHEAD AND 2MINIONS!!!
U guys don’t luk a day over yesterdai!!
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Here’s a song to set the mood:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKOH8u1kKdA&feature=related
(The actual song starts 3 minnits in)
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And now, PREZZENTS!!
For Maus:
Here!! Itz a speshul ack cessory kit for ur DWDC!
Here, see… u has a noo set of feathers…. A battery oprated sandur (for getting off those really grownd on undiez)… Sum Robo-grip plyers….Sum degreesing solushuns (see sandur commint)…. A combinashun hot tubb/ice baff……Sooper sawft leather gloves….and a speshul bottlol of after debreefing loshun, in a nise seebreez scent!
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Now for Ebil Maus:
*pulls out a small flat packaj that has a SMELL*
Itz a book of Vogon poetries.
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And for Data, my speshul frend: well, u has everythin alreddy, rite? U has branes, and u is the strong, and U has Spot.. Sew I will just give u a hug.
{{{{{{{{Data}}}}}}}}
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For Parrothead:
Anothur truckload ov cocomonutts, and a resipee book: one thowsand and one pina coladah resipees! And a frozun drinkee mashine! PARTEE AT PARROTHEAD’S EVERYWUN!
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For 2Minions:
Hmm… wot to get? Well sinse u is a minion, u is a de factoe member of the Blak Kitteh Fan Club… so I gotted u some extra strength FRU’s, and a gyant bag of marshymallows, in different flavrs to toast when the BCs turn up the heet! Did u know marshymallows comes in choklit now??
I has been werking wif the auntie matter pellets for the cocomonutt shy, so I thot I’d give those a try!
Wot I did waz, I had some of tehm disguyzed at acorns, and attached to the bak of this sled here..
*points to remanes of sled*
Sew, the skwirrlz did wut comes natrullee, and set off the reackshun.
I actually did this at the 9 am cheezlol, and travelld bak in time!!
*brushez a stray ash off hur shoulder*
*duz not notice that she iz glowing a bit*
I hopes the skwirrls is ok! Guess I won’t know for anotter 3 hours!
*worries*
OH LUK! Burfdai caek!!
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Wow! An elebenty-layer caek! Fanks, Mary!
*thunderous clapping of floofity paws*
dat’s a beutimaus cake, Mary!
whale, it defineatly lukz da hoemade…eet it qwik- it has no purr serve additvz.
Is made wif luv n affectashuns, and cooked wif warm frenship.
oh, adn dere’s wun fr da Ebil Maus in a noposite, but parallel uniberse.
nomonomonomonom!
Thanks Mary! Maybe you could get MaisNon to come with me and have a piece…
*looks askance*
*Runs in and pats MaisNon on the nose*
BOOP!
*Runs away*
Fur Ebil Maus???
.pihsnerf mraw fiw dekooc dna, snuhsatceffa n vul fiw edam sI
Iz that liek Russia?
Duz teh caek eet u??
tinytendirlztiptoetoteh Maus…
BOOP!!!!
Happi Burfdae to da maus:
dis caek can haz fingz dat mauseez likes? ifinkso yesh?
A lotta stinkee cheez
Butter, peanut
Creatively placesd tendrils: delicious, nootrishus & decormative
D…
Delicious whippee kreme
Ebil!
Eggs, deviled
Fried ice cream
Grilled salmon
H…
Hamburgers wif cheez on dem
I scream, awl flavurs
Jelly babbehs
Käse (dat’s cheez in German)
L…
lemmings merangue pi
mous capone
nouvelle riche chonklit cake
o…
Oh mah gudness dis iz teh bestest caek evah!
Peeces of meeces (faux, ov corse)
Questionable spellink on top
R…
Really nommable treats
Spirits of all kinds
Treats!
U…
Umbrellas, paper
Very moist delicious pudding
Whippy creem
X…
X-ellent
Yummy
Zaklee whut ai wannid NOMS!
Xtra speshull lemmings harangue pi
yummy yapple tort
zabaglione wiv teh whippity creem
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(jus becuz ai cinnot stand an unfinished list!)
♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥
♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ 
♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ 
♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ 
♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ 
♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ 
♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ 
♥
♪HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO ♫
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO
HAPPEY BIRFDAY ♪ DEER MAUS ♫
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOOOOOOUUUUU!! ♫♫
♥
♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥
Mai present fur yoo is just a beeg hug anna schmoo an menee menee thanks fur awl the fun yoo have browt to awl ov us bai just being yur own funnee, smart, wittee, brillyunt, dazzling SELF!!
Aw, shucks…
*Blushes*
Teh plehsure wuz mine…
BOOP
Furgot teh “boop.” 
*wigglol wigglol*
Fanks fur lettin me wigglol in heer Janet!
Happy Birfday Maus!
* gifts Mause wiff luxury Maus plane equipped wiff a grabbing aperatus fur snatching cheese awn the goe! *
Fanks Mu! This will increase my productivity elebenty-fold…
for your birthday from me:
a cannon that fires fake cheezburgers, to distract marauding kitties!
and a plate of real cheeseburgers.
Maus…Parrothead….Ebil Maus….Two Minions….is a joyous day today, cuz dis da day dat yu all was borned to make da world a bedder an more fun place fur ebbryone!!! Ai do birfday dans fur yu all!! **dans dans twirls tappity tappity dans dans dans** Ai brings yu shampayns an guinness an tewkyla fur helpin tu sillybrate. SHMOO!!!
Boopin in here tew wish mousie a happy birfdai!!!
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=3099213
Thanks KK4 and JMK! BOOP to both of you!
Fur teh rayce, ai wuz draiving mai Aunt Eek John Deere tracktor. Ai wuz pulling behind it teh stoan bote, wif two NOO saddlols fur Petunia an Bodice Ripper, an lots ov hay an Oatz, an sum bags ov applols, an sum tins ov shugar quebs.
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Maus prollee needs to go aut riding moar!!!
You’re right, Aunt Janet. He hasn’t taken me riding in AGES!
Iz there enuf for Kidney Stones to have sum too?
Oh yes!!!! Plentee!! An fur Uneek Orn too! An eben Kafleen wehn she drops bai!!
hmm.. I thot dawn keys onlee eeted parfays and waffuls!
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Puff puff!! THERE! NAO we haz ebree thing needed!!
*ahem. *
“
*cleerz froat.*
*luks around- wispers to Janet: “izzit time foar me to sing? i fergotted my cue”*
*oh, and i fergotted wot song
um… wuz it feelinks?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
*whispurrrrr to Maus*
Itz just fur teh aliens. . .aliens at yur partee???? Do yoo want?
*snerk*
*puts on loungelizardgreen dress on*
*in breathyvoice, always just a leeeeeeeeedul bit flat*
♪♪FElinez….
nuttin moar dan [bref]
feeeeeelinz…
♪♪♪♪♪♪ [comes in a few beetz late on porpoise]
how…caniforgeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet cheezy
felines 0 ….[bref]
luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuv♪♪♪♪♪♪
♪♪♪♪♪♪*contimews ’singin’ in breffy voiz*
Drooooooool dropz♪♪
rollingggggggg doon on maus’ faaaaaaaz
♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪ cuz he been condiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitioned
in da way claaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasicklollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll ♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪
awwwww Mary yew has teh vois ob an angel!
now, datz sumfink i duzn’t offen hear…
WHOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOoooo!!! Yoo DID it!! Lukkit awl thoz streeks ov lite in teh skye!!!!
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Ornj an grin an red an yeloo an ambrrrrrr an purplol an bloo an silbur an pink. . .
In AWL direkshuns!!!! BYOOTIFUL!!! Awlmost az dazzling az ar deer Maus!!
Aifinkso it wuz “Yoo Lite Up Mai Lyfe”
YESH!!!! i no dat wun!!!!!
ARRRRRRRRRRRGGGHHH!
Yoooooooooo lite up mai liiiiiiiiiiife yu gib me hoooooooope tu carry ooooooon!
DK is rite!
Sing it Mais Oui!!
*headgun*
Ai haet to leev at this dramatikal moment!!!
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Will Maus akshullee USE teh “hedgun?” Will Mais Oui sing summmoar??
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Ai wont know until tomorrow!! Ai’m orff to She Ca Go – ICY FREEZING CILD WINDEE SheCaGo – to see “Madama Butterfly.” At teh Lyric.
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Thankz Leeza-b, fur arranging this moast beautiMaus Partee!!
obai Janet!
next week, same tiem…
RHSB’s burfday partee!!!
Ooh, “Butterfly”! Ai has a jellus.
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Enjoi! We will saving yu sum nommy stuffs.
happeh birfdai, Maus an 2minions an parrothead!! ai haz bin sillybraytin anodder frenz birfdeh at teh Hawaiian Shakk heer in Mumbai, an we raized a toest tu y’all tuu. Mah fayvrit moozishun Manu Chao himsalf kaem an sing fur yew. Wuz teh grate!
*klinky glassez*
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an JCH4K, haz a fun at teh opera! Madama Butterflyz teh ownly opera ai ebber seen, an ai lubs eet!
Yoo lite up mai dayz an fill mai nites wiv song!
*big bref*
Yo00000000000000000000000000u liyt up my liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiyiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiife
You give me hoap
♪♪♪♪♪♪ [stretches da beat]
To carry ooooooooooooooooooooo [bref]ooooooooooooooooooooon
[getz litehedededed frum deep breeeefing, not to be confyuz'd wif de breefing]
*klonk*
*fans Mary’0 and gets smeloling salts*
maybe a boop wuld werk?
Boop!
BOOP!!!
ai tried to put a linkie tew dis up above……*wisspurrs….ai try agin*
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=3099213
*revives a lil*
fangs, i need’d dat.
*promptly klonks over agin*
*kittehz from lolpik pokenzpokenzpokenz*
*from da floor, where da kittehz from the lolpik above be poking poking poking*
Owie, stop pokink me, kittehz, and go put on da tern tabul da classic vinyl LP’s i gott’d fur da maus.
*wispurs* Do yoo has taht Donnee 0zmind song?
ooo ooo!!
and aftur that… can u do Muskrat Luv???
an sum mooosic frum the sound of??
We is rekording this rite?
I finkso Maus wud love to has a speshul CD of this, so he cans listin to it whenevver he wantz!
mebbeh we can make remote mp3
Yesh Jamamamama!
Teh hillz are alive wiv teh sound ob Mewsiiiiiiic!
Yesh Jamamamama!
Teh hillz ar alive wiv teh sound ob mewsiiiiiiiic!
♪♪♪♪♪♪ High on a hill was a lonely catherder
Lol ee odl lol ee odl lol hee hoo
Loud was the voice of the lonely catherd
Lol ee odl lol ee odl-oo♪♪♪♪♪♪
ohai Taya! has we met?
well ohai!
ifinkso jamama is talkin bout wot teh gote herd….
ohai Taya!
i lubs yur abatart!
Noes we has nawt met befoar nao skwirrlgrrl.
Yesh Jamama ish talkin bout teh sound ob mewsic
an gammacat sang’bout teh catherd.
an mai abatar iz ob mai fursona Celine teh winged kittun
She iz meh as a kitteh
very prettie!
I luvs teh blak kittehs.
yesh, dey verry pritee. I has a littlol blak
kitteh – shadow (or shadowkat, or little miss
wen shi misbehaves)
is kinda olde joke about teh lonely goatherd………Taya
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ai maded teh mistayke an toled sumwun ai had that earwurm stuk in mai head…so ebber since…….. ai gets teh yodelin refs!! LOL
LOL! i dinna no dat! i jus lub dat song
well if yew luks in mai lols an mai picshurs yew willl see a black kitteh bai a guinea pig cage. Dat mai babeh Yoru.
an jamama yesh ai knows dat iz olde joke . Ai has teh sound ob Mewsicc Speshul Edishun
oooh, yash. i finkso maus owes me a danz? heehee
!♪♪♪♪♪And they whirlll’d and they twurled and they tangoed
Singin and jingin the jango
Floatin like the heavens above
It looks like muskrat lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllls
http://www.video.aol.com/video-detail/william-shatner-sings-lucy-in-the-sky-with-diamonds/4090383587
*a familiar voiz from a classic trek star is herd frum da speekerz*
Suddenly…. someone is ….thereatthe…. turnstyle,
The girl…… with the………………………………… kaleidoscope eyes.
Yuck. Almost as bad as Nimoy reading his own Vogon-esque poetry
wile mary0spockn is incapasitayt’d
teh kitteh’s keep spinnin toonz on da tern tabul. is making a big mess, cuss doze terns not be fwendlee burds.
anyhoo, sinz we no wotta big fan 0 hobbitseses and Vlolkunz da maus iz….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XC73PHdQX04&feature=related
[ps i noes you prolly can't get deez vidyoz a twerk, so mebee you can haz a niiiiiiiiiiz martoonie a tome layter, aand sit right back, relax n wotch em]
oh, ^ is nimoy singing about Bilbo
own dis wun, ai beh wif Maus…
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*headgun*
YESH!!! Taim to sing! let teh FYREWERKS IN TEH SKYE begin!!!!
kitteh alarm clock
is ready to wake Up Maus on him birfdai
two_kittehs arrives wid herz two kittehs
dey iz all in a gnu elektric car
which gibs elbenty miles per gallon
and can drives elbenty miles an hour
:zoom zoom
Happitayle birfday to Maus, EM, parrothead and 2Minions!! Luvscats arribes on a beayootiful sno-white unikorn wif flowing mane and ribbons woven in of every color, blowing in de breeze.
ooooo purtee. Happy burfday to parrothead & 2minions, alsew. Haz summo da caek above: tis majik so fur da maus it has a flavah mauses like, but fur da otter eaterz haz a flavahs dey like.
fur eggsampulz: i finkso da caek fur de parrothead iz decormated wif quinoa med wif millet flourz.
wunder wot 2minions cake flavah can haz?
Mai unikorn prefurs de hay flayvur, while ai will tayk de strayburrie kind wif whippie creem- kthnx!
Wif pointy ends, dis time.
and da yodloling! dinna forgit da yodloling!
(and mewing and mrpping…)
Happitayl birfdai Maus(in awl yer purrsonas!!)
Happitayl birfdai 2minions!
Happitayl birfdai Parrothead!!
Wooo hoooo – Happi happi birfdai fur 3 wundermuss cheezpeeps!
Ai secondz de mowshun
WUT??? *teh noyse uf teh cheezpeeps celebrayting teh 3 birfdais waykes up UK, hoo arrives ina bebeh stroller, were she wuz tayking a nap after werking 12 hours last nite. teh stroller iz being pushed bai Azul, teh liddle bloo uni korn she founded in teh bakk ruum uf teh ty booteek. dis iz why she iz signed in az Plasticat, she wuzn’t awake tew change teh sign in tew UK!* *Yawn, stttrreeetttccchhhh……* ohai eberywun! did ai miss teh partee?? Happibirfdai tew Maus and 2minions and Parrothead! ai brotted a choklit swirl cheezcaek wif a brownie crust, hope eberywun lieks it. ai didn’t hab tyme fur birfdai prezzent shopping or mayking bekuz uf teh werk – ai iz sawry!!
teh ownlee fing ai had tyme fur wuz a gift card fur Maus, it iz a “Get wun free – wundermuss review frum deh critics fur hiz nekst ballet purrformance” card
Thanks UK. I need all the help I can get…
I jus ged by wid a liddel halp from mah frenz
Git teh burfdai Maus to help wake hur!
BOOP!
That should do it!
*licks nose in sleep*
*rolls ober*
I used all da cawfee for da rocket! too sleepy!
*yawn*
Happee birfdai Mauses, Parrothead, 2mimions, Kayden_oo7 an teh Cheezes!!!!! ♥♥♥♥
sails in onna gyant swiss cheezwheel wif a motor maid uv tung depressers an rubbah bandz.
Brings nyce fresh blewberri bred fer awl cheezfrends!
2minions, sorree, feengers goin faster tahn brayne.
Also awn teh cheezwheel iz teh Vienna Boyz2Men Choir, singin Happee Birfdai in elebenty part harmoknee!
*gammacat races in on a coffee powered rocket she built from spare and/or
obsolete parts from work*
weeeeeeeeee!
*overshoots partee and circlols back*
*leeps dramatically from rocket and parrotchutes to platform*
*da rocket shoots into da sky and releases fireworks which say*
HIPY PAPY BTHETHDTH THUTHDA BTHUTHDY
darn cheep rockets
hapitayle birfday Maus, EM, 2minions, and parrothead!
Thanks GC. Wow! That’s a pretty Ebil looking contraption. And I mean that in a good way…
Winnie the Pooh ref FTW!
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Dis bees a wunnerful partee, butt (hee hee) ai hadded to get heer laet an leev earlee. Has mush funs, awl uv yoo.
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Wuts dis about a after-partee in teh NB? Hmm…
**rhsb comes in, ridin Lucky**
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Wut? U egg-speckted ennyfing eles?
*Whispers into the phone*
What are you wearing?
I’m still warin my Marilyn Monroe dress.
Iz okay?
It’s fine by me! You’re wearing the boots I gave you, I presume…
Only wen nessessaree, my honored Master.
is beutimous rhsb!
Maus! you behabes!
Boop!
Fanks, PH.
Btw, I “booped” my mahm yesterday! LOL Twaz fun.
LOL! tried to boop ma kittehs. dey just luked at me funneh
and strolloled orf
Kittehs nawt get owr sense of hyoomor, aifinkso.
ainfinkso too!
dey prefur leeping on back of sofa and scaring me!
or meowing loudly at the mostess dramatik moment
of a movie!
No one kin look annoyed liek a kitteh duz. Ai jes lubs der littlol faces!
an also deh luk of disdain
mah boss kitteh has it down pat
:whut U cawl dis fud
and eggspect me to eat it?
him reakshun
when I gibs him deh crunchee fudz
ai fouht mai bee yew was drezzed onlee inna long, flowing hed ub hair… cuz rhsb iz crazee liek dat!
*snerk*
Dat’s laytur, foar teh aftur-partee inna NB.
i’ve woken up to this before
*cursez WP*
I ackshully gotted teh top spot but u can’t see it yet b/c i had a linky in there… it will show up wif teh greetings and prezzies… soon I hopes!!
*sighs*
I iz reposting wif teh link fixt, cuz it will be 30 minnits prolly til it shows up:
*zooming sound is heard from a distanse*
*it gets louder and louder*
*suddenlee there’s a loud POP*
*leeza appears, tail slitely singed (as ushual) but for the most part intact*
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HAPPY BURDAI MAUS, PARROTHEAD AND 2MINIONS!!!
U guys don’t luk a day over yesterdai!!
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Here’s a song to set the mood:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKOH8u1kKdA&feature=related
(The actual song starts 3 minnits in)
.
And now, PREZZENTS!!
For Maus:
Here!! Itz a speshul ack cessory kit for ur DWDC!
Here, see… u has a noo set of feathers…. A battery oprated sandur (for getting off those really grownd on undiez)… Sum Robo-grip plyers….Sum degreesing solushuns (see sandur commint)…. A combinashun hot tubb/ice baff……Sooper sawft leather gloves….and a speshul bottlol of after debreefing loshun, in a nise seebreez scent!
.
Now for Ebil Maus:
*pulls out a small flat packaj that has a SMELL*
Itz a book of Vogon poetries.
.
And for Data, my speshul frend: well, u has everythin alreddy, rite? U has branes, and u is the strong, and U has Spot.. Sew I will just give u a hug.
{{{{{{{{Data}}}}}}}}
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For Parrothead:
Anothur truckload ov cocomonutts, and a resipee book: one thowsand and one pina coladah resipees! And a frozun drinkee mashine! PARTEE AT PARROTHEAD’S EVERYWUN!
.
For 2Minions:
Hmm… wot to get? Well sinse u is a minion, u is a de factoe member of the Blak Kitteh Fan Club… so I gotted u some extra strength FRU’s, and a gyant bag of marshymallows, in different flavrs to toast when the BCs turn up the heet! Did u know marshymallows comes in choklit now??
I has been werking wif the auntie matter pellets for the cocomonutt shy, so I thot I’d give those a try!
Wot I did waz, I had some of tehm disguyzed at acorns, and attached to the bak of this sled here..
*points to remanes of sled*
Sew, the skwirrlz did wut comes natrullee, and set off the reackshun.
I actually did this at the 9 am cheezlol, and travelld bak in time!!
*brushez a stray ash off hur shoulder*
*duz not notice that she iz glowing a bit*
I hopes the skwirrls is ok! Guess I won’t know for anotter 3 hours!
*worries*
OH LUK! Burfdai caek!!
skwirrlgrrll! Dont werree about stoopee WP oar enething today! Yoo, az teh hostess ov teh festivities – ar automatikallee in teh TAWPE SPOT!!! Duzzn’t madder waht WP duz!! {{{{{{{{{skwirrlgrrl}}}}}}}}
ohai Janet!
I had such an exsited, i has never come in furst in a race!
Den realized I made a stoopy misteak.
But then again.. if I’d correckted it, I prolly wudnt have won…
Your post showed up. YOU WON!
heee
I wuz late and won at teh same tiem.
I really DID tiem travl!!
Thanks Leeza! You is teh bestest!
Yes!! She IZ!!!!!
no, U guyz r!!
No!! Y ar!!!
This meeting of The Mutual Admiration Society will now come to order…
ok!
“u go furst!”
“no, u go furst!”
“no, aftur u!”
“really I insistz!”
“plz, go ahed”
“no really, u go”
Happiest of happi birfdaiz to Maus an awl hims barious inkarnayshunz!
May you lib lawng an prospurr an continyoo 2 amyooz us awl heer.
Fanks Anni!
Annipuss kums chuggin alawng (layt, but bussis aer liek dat) dribin a Lundun bus.
http://www.images.icanhascheezburger.com/imagestore/2009/1/12/th_c71e948e-1bff-443f-8843-1530df3e4a1e.jpg
An yiss, Ai haz dribed dis bus!
Annipuss, teh linkee is borked !!!! Ai so mush wants 2 c teh bus u drave!
*Puts on Geek Hat (with Propeller)*
Take the 3Ws off the URL
*bats at propelllolller*
ooohhh, spinnyyy!
fankee oh wise Maus King!
http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/imagestore/2009/1/12/th_c71e948e-1bff-443f-8843-1530df3e4a1e.jpg
This wun werks!! Wow Annipuss!! Yoo drove tath??? Yur braver tahn ai thot!!
Ai fink teh man hoo sat in teh cab wiv me wuz braber – Ai had nebber dribben ennyfing b4!
Fank u Maus! It wurked! Ai shuds habs nown it, but ai furgots. Brane is borked 2day.
It shud be bizibul in mai profiel pics
Happy Birfday Maus, Ebil Maus, Parrothead an Two Minions!!! Happy happy birfday!! *Advice lady raced a herd of turtles to get heer* I’m glad I wore my sensible shoes!
*ryds inna charry yacht pulld bah a hurd ub turtlols*
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Ohai ebreebodee! Hoep yew awl is habin da funz. Dis fing be slo butt (hehehe) iz beddur dan a turd of hurdlols!
Wunna mai kittez luks inna mai aize tu see eff ai be awake. Moslee, he den leev an lemmee sleehp – unlez izzan emurchensee, lieke he needs da cuddlez -den he duz hed bumps untihl ai responz.
mai Unique kitteh luks in mai aies tew see if ai iz awake, if ai am nawt, she “boops”mai nose wif her paw! teh otter kitteh, Tira, wen she finks it iz tyme fur mii tew get up (or at leest wayke up and snorgle hur) lays daown on mai fayce!
Goo Morrning!!!! Goo Morrrrrning!!!
*Flyz threw in bubblol tossing sham pain bottlolz down on ebbreewun.
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*Seez peepz dukking and running fur cubberz!!
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O mebbe dat not such a gud idea!! Sry bowt dat!!
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Happee Birddeez tu deh 2Minyunz adn deh Mauz adn deh Parrothed!!
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Wow!! Awl dat grateness in wun day!!! W00T!!!! w00t!!!
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Schmoooz tu awl uv uze guize!!!
*Flyz owt uv site*
**finks to hurself, at leest hur nawt droppin turkees!**
WKRP FTW!
snerk
*Rubs head*
Tha’s OK, MJ. You meanded well.
*Drinks some champers*
Yum!
*HICK!*
Happy birfday Maus an Ebil Maus!!! I arrived in a handbaskit tu gib yu birfday wishes!
Fanks from both of us!
HAPPI BURFDAY, MAUS!
Ai brings u an assortmint of cheeses availablol in Jermanee: Harzer, Limburger, Tilsiter, Leerdamer, Allgäuer and some Bavarian Obatzta!!! Enjoy
Fanks Upfi!
*NomNomNomNomNomNomNomNomNomNom*
*BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPP!!*
*A swooshing sound is heard as a huge dragonfly flies in wif Upfi on hur back*
*The dragonfly has red and silver ribbons tied around her body trailing and fluttering behind her*
HAPPI BURFDAY, 2MINIONS and PARROTHEAD!!!
For 2minions, ai brought plenty of gushifuds and catnip toys, and for parrothead ai brought nuts and seeds in all shapes and sizes and flavors!
Pweese to enjoy and ai is so HAPPI to know u all and laff at ur antics ebbery day. Fank u!
happee burfday Maus, Parrothead an 2 minions!! an Kayden_007 an evreewun else hoo might be habbing burfday today! lunarmommy peddles in az fast az her kan on her boiz’ old liddle red tricykle, wich throo the majik ob teh interwebs haz been reskood frum teh bulky trash, teh rust kleend off an teh borkded weel fixed, an gibbed a shiny noo cote ob red paynt!! tehr are baloloons an streemers flying frum teh handlebars, an teh horn in frunt iz blaring owt “Planet Claire” by teh 52-Beez an skwirting kandee owt for all teh onlookers!!
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my prezzint for Maus iz being a lifetime membership in teh Cheez ob teh Munf Klub. for Ebil Maus, iz Julia Child’s Ebil Twin’s Ebil Fronsch Cookbuk. For parrothead iz a nebber-ending pitcher ob margareetaz. for 2minions iz a speshul golden box ob kitteh treets taht makes your kittehs happy, helfy, long-lived, an able to tells yoo wut tehy are finking!!! for evreewun else taht i didn’t kno wut tehy wanted, iz golden evelopes wif a gift kard good for any amownt at any store in teh wurld!!
Thanks, LM! I’ll find an especially Ebil recipe and make something for all of the Cheez Peeps!
*flys in bouncing on giant karpet wif floofy pink bares on et*
stuupy karpet! flying part broke.
*wigglesbuttpuncesoffkarpetontoMaus*
Happitay birfday maus!
Ai broughted u a brandee knew maus hole!
Boop!
Menny, menny Happii-nessis tew Yu, oh Maus of Royal Descent & Ebil Intent,
on dis , yore dai ob birf !!!
Aye iz glad dat dere iz sucha marbleus Maus in hour whirld, fankz fur bean yew.
royal descent and ebil intent – hahahahahahahahahahhaha!!!!!!!!!!! ai LUB it!!
Tanks, smammie!
Ninja Kittehs waks up all birfday cheezpeeps! Hoppy day to awl!
Dis pikshur remynz me of 2minions’ abatart.
Sorry I’z late. I arribed on a tank. It haz an automatical likwid cannon dat shoots maplol sirrup. And den anudder cannon dat shootz fevvers.
And heerz my prezzie fur da birfday folks (parrothead, 2 minions an maus and co.).
Itz a portable automaticaL shower bracelet. Yew just push da green button an it makes a shower complete wif sudification and rins cycle an hunnert dollar towel rubdown machine. Specially useful after pi fites.
Enjoy!
Fanks Phat Cat. But I still purrfurs the good ol’…
SETLZER BOTTLE!
*SpraySpraySpraySpraySpraySpraySpraySpray*
pffftbbt. Ack! I needs to pull out my umbrella hat and anti-selzer full body armur.
BTW *waggles eybrowz* If yew stop squirtifiying me, I MAY let yew drib da tank…
*Stops spraying the seltzer bottle*
Really??!!
*Pushes Phat Cat out of the tank and jumps in*
Lesse. Syrup tank full… check! Feather bay loaded… check!
LET’S ROLL!
Ruh, roh…
Cyu Dramatickal Moosick.
and this is not even teh ebil one!
*starts coatin hurself wif oil so teh syrup won’t stik*
*sniffs*
*realizes itz cocomonutt oil*
*faints*
*Starts the tank*
*RUMBLERUMBLERUMBLERUMBLERUMBLE*
*Aims the turret at Leeza*
Feathers… FIRE!
*FWOOOOMPH!*
Direct hit!
Ooooooohhh! Floooofy!
Maybee itz time to insti–insitoo, start da birfday spankins sombunny mentioned a few dayz ago…
*Aims the turret at Phat Cat*
Maple syrup… Fire!
*SPLUUUUUUURT*
Feathers… Fire!
*FWOOOOMPH!*
Oooooooohhh! More floofyness!
Ah hab neber seended a chicken-skwrl befoar…
Here skwwirrlgrrl. Iz not yer birfday, but I gibs yew an automaticlol shower bracelet anywayz. Jes push da green button, like dis an,
*Spray, spray, spray*
*Sudz, sudz, sudz*
*towlol, towlol, towlol*
Gud as gnu! See?
**Sprayz skwirrlgrrl wif spiffy new shower bracelet**
GMTA Parrothead! Dat wuz so nyce of yew to share yers.
*sits up, shaeks wif a feerce*
*narrows eyez at Maus*
Phat Cat, U givved him that thing??
Sew Sorry! I was refinking about the whole ting when he frew me outa da way and jumpded in! *Hangs head* I go awayz nao and fink about whut I dun. And eet sum lunch…
Hmmmm. Whut to do? PH alreddy has teh feathers…
*PonderPonderPonder*
Well… PH, it’s yer burfday. You gets a “Get out of Syrup-and-Feathing Free” card.
Annoying morning-kittehs are annoying.
Ai LUBS ur ID!!! YAY!
Fank u vewy much!! =)
*slides in on the back of an enormous snail* am ai lated?*sound of crickets chirping* oh well, guess ai muz eated dis ginomoaus piece ub stilton awl bai mai self….*noms happily until she spots the cheez peepz dancing in wild celebration, hurriedly brushes crumbs from her whiskers* ohai, maus, ebil maus twinzie3, cheezfens… want sum cheez an cracklins?
fankee kittyboocat!
*brings out speclol cheez knif to serve stilolton*
*hands around glasses of hawt chokolit, or cawfee wif
wippy kreme, or shampers, or tekila*
Reel cracklins? Oh yesh pleeze!
Happeh Birfdai Maus!
Ai figurrd taht after awl teh eggsitemint of teh birfdai sillybrashuns yoo mite want to chill in teh Maus Hole for awhiel. So sum of teh cheezgrrls adn ai gathered up sordid moobies for yoo to watch. Heer tehy are:
Terns of Endearmint
Steel Magnololyas
Felma and Leweez
Fryd Green Maters
Bridges of Madisun Cownty
Beaches
9 tew 5
Gone Wif teh Wind
Teh Notebuk
Sleepless in Skeedaddul
An Affaire to Bemember
Catsablanca
Teh Way We Wereworf
Njoi!
Wif bestest wishes frum DK
I fought it wuz An Affayr to Dismember. Who new?
*snerk*
*Gag*
Gee… um… fanks, DK! I’ll
burnwatch ALL of these as soon as I can…don’t forgit dese…
The cAge of Innlolcence
The joy luck club
I finkso we shud add Teh Lake House too.
Dat one made me cry!
Wut’s craklins? Ai am a citeh kid and sum uv us hevn’t a cloo. *dansies, dansies, dansies in silly brashuns* O maus, parroted and 2 minions! U hev da bestest partees! *but den ai sai dat at awl teh partees*
Fried pork skin. Bacon’s ebil twin brother…
craklins nawt evil! sweatbreds es ebil!
Naem maeks yu think it will be sumthing niss, but then, ha! it’s nawt nice!
At leest craklins duzzint hint dizzerts and then disapoint!
Exactly What DRUGS are you ALL ON?
Karefull mr troll. I got a laser-guided maple, feather cannon and I’m not afraid to use it.
An we got the DBC on standby, newly stocked and reddy 2 go.
Good ones, Skwelly Bob!!
*snerk*
DRUGZEZ? Wii doan knead noe stinkin’ drugzez, wii kum hear tu fitt in, adn wun ob deze fingz is nawt liek teh udderz…… hmmmmm?
*hi fives smammie* Is a shame him grumpy, gots da cutest littlol fedora on….wat a shame.
Iznt it? I has such an embarrass.
A skwirrl troll… o teh shame!!
*hides fayse*
It’s OK. Everybody has an embarrasing relative (or elebenty…)
Blazing Saddlols ref, FTW
I’ll neber tell!
Oh, an I NAWT sharin, eethur!
**ebil laffin iz herd inna bakgrown**
Skwerlly Bob, r buyin or sellin?
Err … sham payin, chocklit martoonees, cawfee, wotebber. Cheezburgers! Gushifuds, nommable noms, chocklit, cukkees in sordid flavurs – u want sum?
Skwerrly Bub, doan be a troll! Wii jus happee and caerfree heer. No drugez needed or allowed!
*sings* We’re nawt telling!! We’re nawt telling! We’re nawt telling!!!
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Nao – go away – oar ai shall taunt yoo a second TAIME!!!!
SkwirrlyBob, did yu wake up on wrong side uf bed? I advise a good nites sleep for you!!
Sometimes I wake up grumpy…
And sometimes I let him sleep…
…says Mrs. Maus, no doubt.
plplplplplplplplbt!
we dont needs drugs, we’z liek dis natchuraly!!
Elebentee munnies fur usin da troll rode, plez.
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*Holds owt floofy paw*
i can haz jello biafra?
Happee Birddeez tu deh 2Minyunz adn deh Mauz adn deh Parrothed!! Ai bring an assortment of cheezs maeded in owr bery own Osceola MO (cheez capital of MO) and wines from Weston and Waverly MO and from Lone Jack MO. MO is becoming wun uv Amereeka’s finest wine regions and mai wun dai surpass Californya and Noo Yawk! Applols tew from mai own Kansas Citeh area wif Jellies and Jams and sum frm the Fort Osage area (Sibley MO) *getting hongree and starting to drooool*and crafts from the mowntin regions of the Missouri Ozarks alawng wif a site-seeing guide to Spring and Fall in the Ozarks which ar most beoootimus! Luv to 2minions, Maus and Parrothed!
Fanky, KC!
This is my morning, every morning. I lovez my kittehs!
OHai cheezfrens! My stoopy pleh icky dum disrepekful-ov-mai-burfdai jawb iz gettin in da wai ov mai fun! But fank yew ebereewun fur awl teh gud wishez!
It happuns to teh best of us dat stoopid pleh wurk gets in teh way of awl teh funs. We lubs u, parrothead, and wurk will be ovur at sum point. Den it’s tyme to parteeeeeeeeeeee!
der u ar PH!
Boop!
now ai has to go bak to stoopid pleh wurk two.
happitayle parteeing
I wuz wondrin where u were!
It will all still be here for u to reed when u gets a chanse.
*shoots auntie matter pellet at PH’s boss*
WTF I keep getting notified of this comment thread but it says I’m unsubscribed! AAAHHH!
*Romeow is floating to erff unner a brightly colored canopy*
*attached to Romeow’s leg and anklol is a huge flag dat says
HAPPIEST ov BIRFDAIS, MR. MAUS!*
*Romeow habs a tip toe landing while teh ground crew catches teh birfdai flag and presents it to Maus*
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Oh hai, Maus! Juss wanted to drop in and give you a beeg Happeh Birfdai hug!
*hugs Maus carefully wif beeg floofy arms*
Ur a kwik little guy, butts ur nawt too beeg when it cums to awl teh kittehs round heer.
*hands Maus hims birfdai gift*
I bringed u a cape dat will keep u safe frum awl teh kittehs. Teh cape will protekt u frum creatures dat fink ur naem is fud.
May I be teh nawt second to call u Supah Maus!
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(on a srsly note, I wud liek to fank u fur awl teh fun and laffs dat u hab brot to dis place. Ur wit, humor, and imaginashun has brightened mah dais. U r a cherrished gem ov ICHC. Dis place wud nawt b teh saem wifowt u. {{{{{Maus}}}}}
Thanks so much, Romeow! You were one of my first friends here. I still remember that Friday night dance at the NB (November ‘07, believe it or not) when you dressed like a Chippendale.
Do yoo mee this wun???
This iz bukmarked as “Romeow’s second dans” tho! Still – reelee gud!!
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/12/07/diz-mai-squidz-dun-worry-hez-cool/#comment-177264
That’s the one! It’s the first time I arranged a nawt-secund dance. I had only been de-lurked for about a month.
fankee fur teh linkee! sew phunnee!
Romeow, ai stans mute in awe!
“yoo dansed on same stage as alanrickman?”
Happy happy day to teh burfday peeps! Is too kold for mah hummingburd to tayk part in teh rayce. So I just coemings to teh partay bayring gud wishes!
Maus, 2minions, parrothed – Hav a happeh day and a grayt yeer!
*shmoos*
*dantz dantz dantz!*
Thanks for coming, gremlin!
BOOP!
BOOP! rite back atcha! {{then reeches owt and hugs teh Maus, oh so jently}}
happee burfday Maus, Parrothead an 2 minions!!
iz just a lurker, but this lurker muchly apre..appres…enjoys all the funs and puns and joy here in cheezland … many smoos to you all!!
Thanks, sihaya! We all started out as lurkers. Stop by and play more often!
Welkum sihayalovescats! So glad u maid it out of teh lurking shedows 4 dis wunnermus ockasun. Pweeze cum and play moar often!
*screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeech*
*d’Beaker arrives*
*jumps out of car*
*bows*
deep breath and ….
To: Maus
Cc: parrothead
Cc: 2minions
Bcc: eberybuddy else wif brithday
HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!!!
many happytail reruns.
gotta go, gotta go
*vroooooooooooooooom*
Thanks Phil!
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Hello, I must be going,
I cannot stay, I came to say, I must be going.
I’m glad I came, but just the same I must be going…
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♫♫♫ so long, farewell ♫♫♫
*cue howloling kittehs an doggehs*
or was dat
♫♫♫ hello, is it me you’re looking for♫♫♫
Rassinfrassin cats!
*Throws a shoe and a bucket of water*
Maybe I should just start keeping the cat food in my room…
Sorry for my lateness, it’s a long swim from the Caribean!
Happiest of birthday wishes to Maus, Evil Maus, Parrothead, 2minions, Kayden007!!!
Have some plankton punch and squid kabobs!
*swims stealthily up behind Maus* Boop! *swims away chuckling madly*
Wha… whu… what am I doing in the water?
I CAN’T SWIM! HALP!
*tosses Maus lif perservur wif kitteh dekorashuns*
Catch!
justincase…
*tosses Maus a cheezwheel*
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Now teh question is… will Maus get to safetees before he eets himself owt of hiz raft?
Is a conomdrum…
Donnut worree maus, clime abord mai cheezwheel! Therez plenny uv rum *shoves Vienna Boyz2Men Choir overbord*
Lemme whind up teh rubbah band motor *whindwhindwhind*
pppplbbllttpppbbblllllppppptttt
Ful speed ahed!
BOOP!!!!
Ohai, Hugh!
I can come bisit u foar a whiel? Iz too cold heer in KY.
Wishin Happitayl Birfdays to
Maus and all Maus’s other Identities,2minions, Parrothead and All other Cheezpeeps
Hope you all have a lubbly day
Gifts of magikal boxes for all..Inside is so majik, eeben I duz nawt noe whut is in thar !!!..Cud be sum surprizes aifinkso
*sneeks obbur an peeks in*
are dere anny wafflols or parfaits?
Ohai kafleen!! wafflols an parfaits ar way up above – bai mai entree in teh rayce. Ai browt tehm speshullee fur yoo!!!
Ohai foar teh bufdai lolcat speshull foar teh burdai folkes!
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umm. I bin awai foar a wile. Wut iz teh DWDC and wai BOOP?
Dainty Widdle Dai Coolawts?
Bery Obveeuss Overherd Plannings?
*gets in line*
HAPPY BIRFDAY MAUS, et al!!!!
I humblee presents too u, a birfyday card.
yahoo.americangreetings.com/ecards/view.pd?i=320234714&m=6822&rr=y&source=yahoo999
(srry not clickubbul….u noe, dat jurky wurd press an all….! )
Maus, I muss sai, u r kwite teh pressunts heer at ICHC. Right up dere in teh tippy top echylonns. I r butt a simplol an silleh donkeh, an duzz not hab teh much unnerstandins ub teh exsessib wittisissums……I r kinda on teh 3 Stooges Lebbul……
Sum ub u folkses juss kinds ub blows meh awai wiff ur ennertainmunts and goins on….I sitz back an watches wiff teh admiremunts…
I gess wutt I am tryin too say is dat I feelz like a Gomur Pyle too ur… or sumfin. I dunno. I bow in respectfullness and awe at ur playce ub honnur heer at ICHC, and just wunt to remines u (we all likes too bee reminded, i finkso yes?) dat u r muchlee lubbed and admired!!!
Much hugs and respects frum ur donkeh. I wishes u bess birfday ebbur, an dat
dey juss get better ebbreeh yeer.
Lubs, me.
(Ps……has a happeh birfday, u heer?) ♥
hippo birdees to Maus, Ebil Maus, parrothead an 2minions!
*gibs tew eech an annow tayted Aliss in Wundermintland*
ai lubs all yoo
SCHMOOOOO!
*limps in dedd lasst ridin her aged Nimbuss Tew Tausand, held tewgedder wif spellotape an dustbunneees, wisps of straw trale ing behind an jes a hint ob greenish smoke*