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monty python kitteh ministry of crazy walkz
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Yur doin eet rite!
Congrats GP, Joyn me inna pint uv Ginniss?
ooo fankies, but but but nawt sekkund yu muss answer me: dese kweshuns: 3
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1. Whut… is yur nayme?
2. Whut… is yur quest?
3. Whut… is mai fayborit flaybor pi?
Iggerunt ole wummun duzn’t noe teh rite anserz!
Ai haz a mizerubul an need sumfing 2 chear me up.
aww {{{anni}}} wai yu sad?
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is eet mebbeh becos yu wus up at 5am tu get tu Bunway Hareport ownlee fur stoopy czech in desk tu sai “Piggeh, Guinness…? Nose, no rekord ob yu awn tihs flyte – yu wants tu flai? Taht wheel be Three Hunnert Munnies plzthx” O wayt, taht wus mai dai!
{{GP}}
has a martoonie!
* drinks martoonie wib a kwikness *
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mmmMMMmm fankies! Nao ai has tu scamper awf tu bed! Mebbeh ai wheel get tu ware ai wants tu go tomorrow!
It’s always guud advice tu hab drinkees upon retiring…ai commend yu wif yur wise choice, GP!!
ooo fankies Advicelady… is yu teh gnu inna cheezland? wii has nawt met before, aidonutfinkso…
Oh hai, GP!! I bin lurkin for bout 6 months…jes new tu commints now. Yu guys fast an furious wif da funnehs!! Yu all britens up my day, more den yu noes!!
Ai nawt waytin foar retyermint tu start teh drinkees – ai starts naow, avoyds teh lass-minnit rush. Mush beddur tu has teh rush naow. *hic* Skyoos mii.
‘night GP!
aw, why you can haz mizerabubububul? we can halp! or at least try… by…lessee:
A lot 0 cornee joaks
Bean silly
Capturing Trolls adn skewering dem wif owr Wit
D…
Dans dans dans!
Eberyfing chokilit
F…
Faireee lites
Grate big happee banners
H…
Funnie faysez
Goofy geschurez
Hii speeritz in genrul
Interesting comets
Jerrymandering voting districts into funnee shaepz
Keeping you distrakted frum yr toof
L…
Loling!
Munkee bizniss
Nawty Barn cavorting
0′Spocken, lissning to her
caterwallingsingingP…
Ohnoes Annipuss. Wai yew haz teh mizerubul. Me halpz yew feel bettur iffin ai kan plz?
Ai haz a toofake an Ai hazn’t seen ennibody to speek 2 awl dai – Ai get liek dis sumtiemz. Ai’ll get ober it.
Yu has too fake whut? Yu nose, iffn yu has a pear dey is awlwais werf moar dan juss won!
{{{{{annipuss}}}}}
Ai kin trai to halp wib teh too faek.
*Goes to barn and gits teh bigg hammur*
Ai fink Ai wud raver go 2 mai dentiss thx!
That wud be my advice, annipuss!!
Ai woz onlee getink teh bigg hammur so ai cud nok lowdly on dentiss’s doar and sayz “halp mai frend annipuss, riet nao.” Wai, wot dided yew fink ai woz goan do?
sumtiems it wurkz tu uze hamur awn tozez. maikz furget toofake. but we du nawt du dat kined ub fing heer. iz nawt plaing nais.
Ohnoes, nao ai haz teh mizzerbil cos peeps tihnk ai wud do sumting so not naice to mai cheezfrenz.
*pats kimkiwi onner frenlee hedd*
KK, you haz a nyce funnee, nawt a nawt-nyce sumfing.
AI noez it, u noez it, an most teh cheezfrenz noez it too, aifinkso.
*nods vigrusslee*
No mizzerbil, ok?
*gibs momto6 a bigbig snorgl*
Fanks mom, ai haz teh happies nao.
See
yay! teh happies iz gudd fing to hab. yup.
Ree murk ob Annipuxss iz nacheral in ciims Kirs circlll sit U ashun.
Iz nawt meen anni wun tinks U si nawt nice!
(”si”?) “is” Ai iz nawt tuch tye pest either.
ohai {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{annipuss}}}}}}}}}}}}}mai 5 am fren!
ai, ov all teh cheez peeps, nos abowt teh too faek. here tis, free munths after teh bad root kanal, an ai iz still waitin to have mai helf ( deaf) plan approov gettin it fixed. sew ai feels yore pain. hoep all iz better nao!
hab a chawklit martoonie! *poors*
o hai annipuss, aiz sry yu feelink mizzerabububul. Ai wunder iff Mister Burns bee speekin fur yew (wel, in Skottich):
http://www.robertburns.org/works/138.shtml
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An GP, ai sry yew haded a nasteh dai at teh Hareport.
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Ai joinz teh nawt-sekkund kommizerayshuns wif a beeg cup ub hotchokklit. Ai started teh dai wif hyooj hangober
*reason to self: if GP n annipuss can has da Ginniss, dat mean i can has da “piggeh” part?*
*luks in a scent”
i can has side 0 cuy?
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* swipes cukbuk *
iz okay. dere be whooooooooooooooooole bockses in da bak 0 da
Thai BooK Eat Annex.
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O, plz summedy put teh TrollHunter awn alert – aifinkso teh * shudder * dredded “SHOPPED” Troll wheel be rownd before tu lawng…
Oar teh “Dat Kitteh wuz throwed” Troll
Oar teh “Oh, please stop talking like babies – trying to read it is driving me mad!” Troll… uff, ai no lieks taht won teh mostest…
phillipe spotted a new troll earlier…
*goes back in time to find troll*
Noe, we had dat wun yesserdai – we ownlee get dat wun wuns a week!
found it!
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2009/01/12/funny-pictures-1-a-kitteh-alwayz-assumes-teh-shape-of-itz-container/#comment-559206
an “pining fer teh classical lolspeak” troll per Phillipe!
we hoep!
Dat wun wuz a bit feroshus.
Nah, wus juss a wynee old bat taht knu tehywus in teh rong butt (*snerk*) diddunt kno tht teh bess fing to do, wen yu is in a hole, is STAWP DIGGIN!
*wispurrs to sweetpea*
Ai hadz a teeny hindkwarter of cuy. Taystid liek cuy.
*hangz hed in shaem butt (tee hee)* ai misd teh konsert
Ai orlso had teh alpaka. Woz gud noms, wuns wib teh ham nd cheez, wuns wib teh figg nd redd wyn sors, nd wuns wib teh pashin froot glays.
Oh, nd nommed a termiet. Taysted mintie.
Ai advise yu tu set alarmclock!!
An Iz wuz thinkin: *locks in a scent* fuv piggeh. (”of” Piggeh. Sheehs!)
Tuk me till “cukbuk” 2 be catching onz.
ladymonde mait bee tu shhy tu aks tu joyn yoo wif teh Ginniss adn teh Thai BooTeak, butt (heehee) shi haza ty tu…
Fankz {{{{{calicocoa}}}]] ai wuz cawled awai awn bidnes But (snerk) nawt b4 ai gawt mai dlishus unicorm chonklitz.
wotz dat on da floar?!?>! mebbee da kat is “doing EEEEK rite?
Srsly, aifinkso dis kitteh is nawt dooing aneefing rite! Is awl tu teh leff!
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Mebbeh is teh Hokee Pokee?
yup. datz wot it’’s all abowt.
Lookit! eben his rite frawnt paw is up tu! Is liek a won legged kitteh!
izza pirouette?
klonk in 3…2…1
thank yu fore teh eerwurm…
>.<
*turns herself arownd*
kitteh is doin it rite:D but teh capshun needz to sais “silly” insted uf crazy
Ah yesh yesh yesh, but but but eet wud nawt be ICHC iffn wii gawt ebberyfing rite nao wud eet?
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Cue: Lawts ob Montee Pifon Refs – FTW!
wuz betta win teh capshun was Minstry ub silly walks, kitteh division, aifinkso moz def!
Yup.
Dat poz is mebbe straingest ting AI eber C!!!
dis is my good side
ai shutter to think wut yore uther side luuks liek then…
Neadz moar praktiss
Ninja Skillz… I haz dem… some…
Kiyro prakter…. I needz wun.
Oar .. Nijinski skils
Dept of silly walkz?
OOops didnt’ se da boddum ub da pikshur b4 ai pwonse.
yahbut, you gottid moar correkt in da short amownt 0 time.
Wy iz it we kin memembur dis kined ub silly nd nawt wut we hab fur lunch?
Tis a mystery, ladymonde!! I member so much silly stuff, den cant member ware i left carkeys…is a problim!!
didyu chek yore purrse?
ore yore pokkit?
ore teh dratted wocket?
whu livs inside yore pokkit?
teh wokkit in mai pokkit!
mai faboritamus doktor soos book to reed alowd!
oar mite hab keyz but nawt memember wair iz car. wokz awl obur fur meiels nd mailz lukking fur stoopee car. Wut kulur wuz it?
Ai haz dun dis, wif own car in far cittee and wif nawt-mai-kar in farr cittee. Sum tymes teh horn-honk buttn kin halp, sumtymes nawt.
Ai beg ur pardun mai Laydee, Ai shud haz inkloodid u in teh inbitashun 2 joyn me an GP in a glass uv teh blakk stuff!
Yu surtinlee ar pardund. ai wuz breeflee awai.
Oops–changing directions can be tough
Ai fink him wull fall doun go boom
butt nawt big enuff fore boom…
tipsy-toezin kitteh employeses tial-rudder GUD!
wun more time, sinse burfday fairy’s orijinul post prolly gotted lost many LOLz an commints ago:
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heer comez burfday fairy, a liddle erlier tahn usual, to wish a BIG HAPPEE BURFDAY to all teh cheezfrenz, lolfrenz, noofrenz, lurkurfrenz, an trolz hoo haz tehms burfdayz today!! an today iz a very big burfday day indeed: we iz habbing teh burfdays ob Maus (an all himz alter-egoz), parrothead, 2minions, an (cheks noo-an-improovd burfday list) Kayden_007!!! FORE BURFDAYS taht we iz knowing ob, an if it iz being yor burfday too speek up an let uss kno an joyn teh sellybrayshun!! oh, an also yesterday wuz a very speshul burfday (burfday fairy had to be taking a sik-an-bizzy day yesterday), teh reezon why we are all being heer: teh burfday ob ICHC!! may dis wundrus playse be habbing many more yeerz ob making us laff an gibbing us a fun playse to lay!!
i haz bringed rich-an-tasty hommaed burfday caeks in evreewuns favrit flavrs!! along wif frootyfizzy party punch, i skreem, poynty shiny party hats wif pompoms, noyzmakers, an goodie bags filled wif bownsy balls taht lite up wen they bownse, sekrit de-coder rings, ittybitty sekrit diyareez, shiny pencils wif TWO diffrent erasurs – maus-shaped an parrothed-shaped!! kandeez, an puffy blak-kitteh stikkers wif googly eyes!! an many swishes ob teh burfday wand to make all yor wishes com troo!!
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an teh party continyooz!!
ohai nais burfday fairy!
oboi teh burfday sillybrashunz sownd laik FUNNN!!!
Butt (heehee) ai haz quetshun foar yuo: iz teh NaI Burfday List avayl… avvail… sumfin whee chezpeeps kin habve?
teh NaI Burfday List wuz maded by cweenmj. (hoo iz not me. her e-mayo’d it to my Sekrit Idenity.) if yoo akses hur, mebbee her will e-mayo it to yoo. or mebbee hur kan make it avaylable on teh cheez town crier site!
Deh Burfday list wuz maded az a speshul gift fur deh Burfday Fairy. I f i passt it owt tu evreewun, it wudn’t b speshul enneemoar. How sum ebber, if u b wanting tu noe wen peepz burfdayz b, awl u haz tu du iz lukking at dheir profilez. Dat b ware I fownded deh data. Den riting deh datez in a list uzing ur werd prossessir oar data base software. Dat way u wud hazzing deh burfdaze fur deh peepz u b wanting.
Cween – U iz fulla AWSUM an WIN.
Jest thot u shud be knowin.
{{{rhsb}}}
Fankeez, rhsb. ♥♥♥
U b pritty cool, tu.
**luuks down, digs toe in durt**
I nawt neerly az kewl az u, tho.
U b going threw a berry ruff time adn can still kumming heer and playing and being silly. Sted uv sitiing rownd crying. Dat rekwirez a sertin amownt uv cool.
Fanks foar sayin dat.
Dis playse has been SO halpful to me dis last yeer. Cheezfrenz iz teh bestest inna whirled!
taht iz wut i am doing too, cweenmj!! or my sekrit identiy, anyway. hur iz going throo hurz frenz profiles just in kase tehr are being any on herz frenz list hoo arent on yorz hoo didnt make it onto teh orijinul Noo an Improovd burfday list (surprizingly, her haz fownd a fyoo!!) so teh NaI burfday list iz being updated almost dayly! so calicocoa can be making hur own purrsunal frenz burfday list!
It’s SILLY walks….silly. ; )
Fank gudnez sumwun made dis commint. Ai wuz nerlee yellin at teh screen dat it shud bee “SILLY”.
Nao ai em off tu hav a spam sammich.
duzz u hab teh cheez wut goez awn teh spammmich? iz bedder that way. *nodz*
Nope, we’re all out of cheez. I has spam, spam, spam and spam.
no cheez, so sad.
Rutabaga, then?
butt duz yoo has spam spam spam baked bean and spam??
Baked Beans are off.
An is that a Norwegian Bloo resting on teh floor?
Iz pining.
4 teh fee ordz?
tis nawt pining, tis passed on!
beeyutiful plummage, though
Ploomahj don’ enner into it. Iz sohn ded.
hey, we haz tohz kitteh-toyz! teh purploly bobble-fingie on teh floor. kittehs luv tohs an will do many silly fings wif tehm!!
(my boy haz a profile now! http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-jbhannah/ iz abowt time, himz teh wun hoo introdooosed me to lolcats an ICHC! dont tell him i told yoo
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I sended him deh fren rekwest….. wudn’t want tu missing ennee opportunity.
where do you get them? my Shadowcat would love them…
we gotted owrs at teh groshree store, in teh pet food & stuff section. teh pakkage comes wif three toys, wun haz fethers!
Tis silly indeed!!
Partee kitteh fails sobrietee test. Nawt can has car oar gushifuds foar 6 week, week, weeks
Must go to sober drivin class wif teh drunken otters.
Is der ossifers tu lead da class?
Prolly so.
U lyk mens in yooniform?
Oh yes…so much authoriteh
U wud lubs ware I werk, den!
I werk foar teh cops. Yooniforms EBERYWARE! I sware, u cud put teh ugliest man in wun of dem an him wud luuk GUD!
Nexst door if fyre howse.
Dere is awlso Nashunal Gard base (?) in town, so u see guys in teh catmofladj awl teh tyme.
Iz wun of teh gud fings abowt werkin ware I do.
If I worked der, I has 2 words…I’m Guilty!! Bring on da hancuffs!
**finks to hurself: Mite hasta try dat**
Kitteh praktissessess for tihs seesun’s Dansing Awn Ice (hims bedderer tahn Todd Carty, at enny rayt!)
eberybuddy bedda den todd cartee!!
taht’s troo – AI is prolly bedderer tahn Todd Cartee!
is silly walks… not crazy walks!
now who would wanna see a cat’s butthole?
yew be teh onlee wun hoo look at teh buttholl. we all see funneh walkin yes aifinkso
Ai didz see dat *hole rite at start.
May bee sum wun shud get nize pair silkee shortz 4 kitteh, frum Tie Bow Teak?? Iz preettee obvious, aifinkso.
Um, a vetrinaryun?
ROTFLMAO…
Maybe you? (*)
…APIMP!
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OMCC! I bet yew cud heer meh laffin in Lunnon!
I hate it when ur feets fall asliip
Mai fut haz gon 2 sleep an Ai finkit iz tiem Ai joyned it.
G’nite ebbriwun, g’nite.
‘Nite, Annipuss.
Sleep well.
gud nite Anni..hoap teh toof faree can halp yu owt wif dat bothersum toof!
feel awl bedder, k?
teh toof fairy just happenz to be my liddle sister! i’ll put hur rite on teh job ob helping annipuss’s bad toof tonite.
(my ovver liddle sister iz teh toylet paper fairy. yoo kno, teh wun hoo replaces teh empty t.p. roll wif a noo wun)
I knoes sum mens who finkso dat iz hao teh noo roll gets dere!
**gigglols**
Is ur kitteh … CONFUSED?
PLz to bring owt ur ded!
Kitteh is teh bestest at teh sillee walkins!
butt I’z not ded yet!!
I am nawt ded yet
I kan dans n I kan sing
I am nawt ded yet
I kan do da Hilan Fleeng
Today iz a speshul day foar my PY’s (Parental Yoonits).
Today iz teh anniversaree of dere NAWT SEKKUND date!
If dat nawt surpryzin enuf, MY DAD iz teh wun who remembers teh day!
I tolded mahm, “U musta maded kwite teh impreshun awn him”!
Dey did go owt to eet tonite, but nawt so sillybrate. Dey iz byin a noo dishwarshur. (Owrs died awn Noo Yeers Eve.)
did you know that a spoon full of peanut butter can get rid of the hiccups!!
if you know any other cool tips just reply to me!!
HAVE A NICE DAY!!!!!!!! = )
Ai hoap yur nawt da horbul olib hoo wuz heer at krismes tiem. she wuz nawt nais tu da uvvur ranedeerz.
**rhsb comes hobblin in**
Ow. Ow. Ow..
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I diddit agin. I jes ranned into teh potato bin inna kitchin, an borked my leg.
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Dats gonna leev a mark.
Stawp chasing teh potty’s toes adn U nawt runs into himz binz again.
*snerk*
**luuks at WRr**
Don’t make me hasta whaps yoo upsyed teh hed, nao!
duz Ai haz tu get mai hancuffs owt?
I finkso she waz prolly not chasin potaytoes…
**glares at Leeza**
Wut wud I be chasin, den?
Nobodee hoam but me…..and Lucky….
….nebbermind.
Adn luckee nawt runs frum rhsb.
Didjoo ebber see teh episoad of Eberbodee Lubs Raymon ware Debra gotted hurt whiel hur an Ray wuz….um….yoo kno, an dey tolded eberbodee dat hur felled wehn dey wus habbin rases?
Iz funnee.
**eers perk up**
U has handcuffs?
Ohhhh. kinkee.
R tehy fur lined cuffs?;)
Ai rannz intu iron stov cum partment odder dai.
Nee cap still hurtz, am fraid tu luk!!
Iz karry-oke tyem!
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**piks up mikrofone an starts singin**
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Justice is the one thing you should always find
You got to saddle up your boys
You got to draw a hard line
When the gun smoke settles well sing a victory tune
Well all meet back at the local saloon
Well raise up our glasses against evil forces
Singing whiskey for my men, beer for my horses
Mai turns if WP nawt noms it agin…
Well in North Carolina, way back in the hills
Me and my old pappy had a hand in a still
We brewed white lightnin’ ’til the sun went down
Then he’d fill him a jug and he’d pass it around
Mighty, mighty pleasin, pappy’s corn squeezin’
Whshhhoooh . . . white lightnin’
Chorus:
Well the “G” men, “T” men, revenuers, too
Searchin’ for the place where he made his brew
They were looking, tryin to book him,
But my pappy kept a-cookin’
Whshhhoooh . . . white lightnin’
Da fraze not correckt. It be Ministree uf SILLY Walks. I was in produkshun uf Monty Python skits, this being one uf thim. I wurz man prezenting silly walk to Ministree.
were you type cast? I mean, duz you usually walk silly, or did you have to use ‘The Method’ or get in da zone to get da silly walk? And duz dat sorta fing pay well, cuz i finkso i could walk pretty doggone silly to urn sum kash.
pea ess: i am reddy fur my close up, mr demeow
I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION
teh fartings go
heer
adn
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/02/26/funny-pictures-i-farts-in-yor-genral-direkshun/>heer
It’s teh minustry of SILY walks. Duh.
the kitteh’s capshun iz rong, shud be SILLEH walkz
I thowt it waz mineestry of *silly* wawks.
It ish mineestrie ob SILLEH walkz….gawsh…if yer gonna do it,do it rite
LOOKZ LIEK JOHNNY DEPP IN DAT MOVIE “FEAR AN LOATHIN IN LAS VEGAS”
Its the Ministry of SILLY Walks!!!!
but funny, nonetheless
YOUR DOIN IT WRONG. Eet is ministry of silly walks!!
He also seems to be farting in your general direction.
It’s actually the ministry of silly walks, not crazy.
It’s the ministry of Silly walks btw
Holy cow, has anyone notices that nearly 2/3 of the lols made from this picture are all about Monty Python and the Ministry of Silly Walks? Originality, please!
It’s too bad that the actual skit is called “Ministry of Silly Walks” not “Crazy Walks”
cover up kitteh… we see 2 much…
And now for sumfin completely diffrent….
This makez me lolz soooo much! But iz steel Silly walkz!
Teh NAWTY BITS of a kitteh…
OMG!!! I’m in class at high school right now and everyone is staring at me funny because I’m laughing so hard. Thanks to who ever posted this. You brought my two loves together, Monty Python and crazy cats! LOL!!!
OMG mah kitteh haz dat toy!
Iz “silly walkz” not “crazy”. But kudos to Monty Python Kitteh for doin it rite anywaiz.
iz minestry o silleh walks SILLEH walks not crazy walks
wut kind of fan r u
It’s the Ministry of Silly Walks, not Crazy Walks.
lol bury and becky r right SILLY SILLY!!
“Silly Walks” goddamnit! the ministry of silly walks never gets a break.
itz sillywalks not crayz walks