stalker kitteh iz still watchin yu
i can wayt a very very long tiem.
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Conga rats, catslave! Is dis ur nawt-sekkund nawt sekkund? If yes, ai get teh sham pain reddy! Hooray! And congratcholaces also to annipuss, calicocoa and momcat! Off wif u awl to teh ty bootique. Ai heard der is sum nice fleece scarfs and gluvs wif kitteh paws printed awn dem.
ummm, ai sawr teh fleece scarfz att teh ty booteek. tehy iz leff ovoar frum teh hollidaze. tehy haz capshun sez “fleece navidad” wiht littol muzikl noats ohn dem…
Concatshoelaces tew awl teh cheezfrenz wiv teh nawt-sekkund! *dansdansdans*
yay catslave — oncse a gian wii haz teh tyyy! goodeez foar awl oaf uss att teh ty-boot-EEK!!!
Conga Ratz ar dansing out fur yoo in teh taupe Spot, catslave! Yay fur yoo!!
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An fur Annipuss, calicocoa, and momcat – awl zipping in in teh furst minnit.
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Ai’d tell yoo waht they ar dansing – but ai got to zip outa heer maiself!!!
U can’e esskayp
Ai aer nawt a tuch tye pist! shud be “can’t”!
Iz okae Anni… yoo haz a nise Scottish axsent dere…
Aye, a thawt ye wur typin “can nae”!
he knows if you’ve been bad oar goodd
sos u bedda be gud!
momcat
momcat!!! momcat!!! oha!! Hao ar yoo??? So nice to see yoo!!
hi momcat!! hazznt seen yoo in a long time! how are yoo?
Gud morning Awl cheezepeeps! naow I goez back to Bed
Sleep tite!
Oh hai Annipuss! Hao iz yew? Has wii met? I iz Taya an I has been heer a while but has onlee reesuntlee started wiv teh commenting awn heer.
ohai Taya! Welkom tew da party!
Dat issa kute abitar.
* gives taya a spool of purwe silver thread for a welcome present*
*removes a piece from the spool tew weeve around taya’s tail*
* maeks a little bow at the end*
That luks reelee prittee, princessmu!!!
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*waches Taya wawking around wif hur tayle waiving prowdlee in teh ayre!!*
*Cel(aka meh) walk around wiv happitail an wings foldeded neetlee awn hew bak*
ohai Janet !
* fastens littel silver paw rings awn Janets front paws tew match the bow Taya just gave hur*
Janet nao hab prittee silver bow liek mine. An nao she can has happitail tew!
Yus!
Iz meh as a kitteh Her naem Celine. She winged kittun
Ohai, Taya! Nyce to meetcha! *extends floofy paw uv frendship*
Thatz a luvlee bow teh Princess has maykinged yoo!
*luks at pritteh bow on Taya’s tayl; luks sadlee at mah own tayl which is nood*
*gibs yoo pritteh bow fu yur own tayl*
*preens, admyres mah noo bow*
*Rushes to still-up KrissMaus tree an snatches beautiful gold an silver bow taht Salleh maed.
Tyz it awn gremlin’s tayle*
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There, deer gremlin!!! Thoz color go reelee well wif yur prittee orinj fur! VERRREE festive!!
*preens summoar, wayves tayl arownd prowdlee with TWO beyootiful bows on mah tayl*
*dantzes teh happytayl dantz uv joi!*
*happitail happitail dans dans dans*
ohai gremlin! oohh dat bow Janet gave u looks lovely!
an nao wii awl luk prittee, oh yesh!
Sowwy Ai did nawt riplie b4, Taya, Ai had 2 go owt (had 2 go 2 see mai dentiss `coz Ai haz a bad toof)
Ai haz notissed u, iffn Ai hazn’t sed so b4, Walkum 2 dis happi plaes!
An nao wii awliz prittee, oh yesh!
*luks at Janet wiv her silver paw rings an silver bow, PrincessMu wiv herpwn bow Gremlin nao has silver an gold bow an teh silver bow ai gib an mai own silver bow awn teh tail*
Sleep well, catslave! Ai’m off to lunsh soon, is noon here in Jermanee!
gud nite cat slave- I goes bak to bed two…. is free am here in orygun. I just up acause mai jointz hurted so bad I had to take medisin four them…
momcat
Ohai Gascat. Wear in Orygun duz ewe lib? I libs in Beaberton. ober bai teh Nike place. and AI was ub for similar reasons
psssst catslave!
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This wun iz momcat! She sines at teh bottom. If it DUZZNT say “momcat” – then it reelee IZ gascat. He’s in collej. An tehy share a. . .login – thingee.
dat phunny calicoco- u woulda fout we planeded our komments tagetha!
momcat
hahaha gascat – G(CP)MTA*!!!
(grayt CheezPeep mindz tink aliek…)
hmmm we can haz mind melted?
momcat
Guard cat doesn’t think you can handle the truth.
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stalker kitteh finks u iz gud t v show!
momcat
modder-in-law kitteh noes u r hoem, she ken heer u breefing!
Wot a fablussly grumpe-lukkin kitteh! Kitteh sez “Harumph!!”
Luks like mai Mister do wen I ses it time to get up an stop sittin on mai chest in mawnin! He den sai “Naaaaow!” an settl dawn agin!
Hims are a purrkrotchety lookin guy
Stawker kitteh has mummbild a littul moar den “harumph” in his dai, butt dat is berry funneh!
Mebbee iyts jes me, butt Ai finks tihs kitteh haz a strykyng rehsehmblince tuu Clynt Eeastwuud:
(Hims prolly finking : “……’K, jes maike mai daiy!!!!” )
Klint Eastwood kitteh asks if ur feelin lucky
Heh, heh!!!
Looks lyk sumwun has sum splaining to do.
Luuuuuuucyyyy!
Is this bekauz I rippeded up ur noo fone book?
Jellous kitteh
thinx u sekretly luv goggeh more
That’s the “LET ME IN YOU S.O.B!” look my cat Morty is so good at doing.
…an Stalker Kitteh iz verii, verii payshunt.
Yes, that’s the ‘I’m gonna get you when your sleeping’look!
Watch dis, fool.
*moon*
1 of my cat’s stalks me! not joking! he can tell when i’m in my room!
Has the look of an ex girl friend of mine who always left messages on my answering machine about why she hated me…I did dump her after feeling like she would kill me if I said, “I am going hang out with friends.”
U will pay hooman for dis insolince….
ooodat stalka kitteh eez mah squooshy wooshy