Invizibul snomobeil.
Invizibul snomobeil.
iz a lot betteh dan a sno shovel.
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Death from Above!
Best. Lolcat. Evar!!!
or maybe:
HAY! WHO TURNDED OFF TEH GRABBITY??!!
kitteh wif pointee ends has no problims wif grabbity aifinkso.
@@@@!! gammacat!!
*curtsies daintily*
fankee, be shore to tip your waitpeeps!
tip: buy low, sell high. works everytime.
oh dat’s cold, SP!
well hell, now i noes wai yew were ober here!! h’ray fur fixin teh 200 comment page brake!!!
Congratulations, Maus. I understand it is customary to offer drinks and such to the wiener, er, winner.
Yup. Watcha got, toots?
my specialty:
*gives maus a look of disdain*
Disdain, datdain, it’s all good…
You are welcome.
Ai bringed yu a Irish koffee! Dood fer kold wedder.
ohai Ly!! Ai misses yu!
can Ai plz tu habs a Irish Cawfee…wifowt teh cawfee? fangs….
wid pointeh endz
concats on tawp spot Maus!
top spot on him birfdai
Maus is on a roll!
oar inbisivible maus unner teh snowz?? jus askin *scampers baack inna lurkey whole quicksly*
don’t go bak in deh lurkey whole
come out an plai wid us
It beez fun I pwomise
I noes iz lottsa teh funz!! U guise is halareimus
Ai is ushually too bizee wif workies lately but ai keeps tryin to frow in mai too pennies ebery now n den
U do dat, lovcharliecat! Welkum! *embrayces wif feelers and gibs big caterpillol hug*
da bbestkined
is environmentally sound: no noyze pollushun
cuz da engine purrrrrrrrrrrrrz
DID much?
*sigh* dat MaisNon- she always be a controlling sort, n button in win nawt wantied. .
Kitteh habbin fun!
♪wheel has FUnFunFun til da tabby eats da T bird sundae.
datz da wurds, rite? how duz i sownd? i aer nice adn worm’d up frum da lass thred.
Rekwests fur Maus’s’s’s burfdae?
Silence…
shure!♪♪ *winds up voice to FrankiValli falsettoes ranj*
Silence is golden, but my eyes still see
Silence is golden, golden, but my eyes still seeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEE
*Get out the botlol of herbeeside*
If you know what’s good for you, you’ll stop now…
*tendrilsrecoilin shock,absoloot shock which causestwitchytendrilstriptwapdoor under da maus*
wuh woh.
dats okai sweetpea
*pats tendrils*
*watches maus fru twapdoor*
*Bounces up through the trap door*
Good thing I was wearing these sneakers with the springs on the soles!
Somebody gave them to me for my birthday!
*klonk*
maus hits sweetpea who falls ober. blargh.
oh deer!
*gently piks up sweetpea and taykes her to a
comfee chair, and tucks cheezmap blankie around
tendrils*
*snifsnifsnif*
fangs.
*mists teh tendrillz wif some purifyed watters*
*perks up immediately*
fangs!
*mists teh ten drills wif sum distilled spirits*
*holds glass under Maus’s mister*
*nudges skwirrlgrrl outa da weigh and sticks
head unner Maus’s mister*
oooga cchoka ooooga choka
iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiim
hooke’d on da ceeeeeeeling
highhhhhh on beeeeelllllllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevin…..
[disttille'd spiruts make me sing wurst]
*Whispers*
It’s “hooked on a feeling”. Just sayin…
♫♫♫
Lips are sweet as candy, the taste stays on my mind
Girl, you keep me thirsty for another cup of wine
I got it bad for you, girl but I don’t need a cure
I’ll just stay addicted and hope I can endure…
♫♫♫
Maus!! Ur singing cheezy old songs wif Mais Oui!! Huzzah!!!
*pondurs*
oh, icy. if he sings loud enuf it cubberz up my “singing”
iz byutimaus, but don’t blaem me if da aleeyuns invade!
u meen u cudn’t be hookah’d on a feeling??
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wP3YCZvuB6A
cummon Maus! how abut sum Furry Manilol or Neilol Sideways-Rectangle?
i can get a carry-oakie mucsheen!
How about I hit myself in the head with this brick until lose consciousness?
oooo ooo ooo, here’s one a boyfren usedta sing to mee (substitooting mandy fr my IRL naem)
ohhhhhhhhhhhhh mandeeee, can you kiss me n stop me from shaaaaaakin?
cause i neeeeeed chew to daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Do yoo noes “Honey”? Do ya do ya?!?!?
I do, indeed. I learned it from a relative who sang it under the influence 0 spores…
and hoooooooooooooney, i miss yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
and im being goooooooooooooooooooooooooood and i’d love to be wif yooooooooooooooooooooooooo… [sob] if only i coooooooould
okai Maus, sinse it is yore birthdai!
*takes brick*
Boop!
*accidentally taps Maus on nose wif brick*
sorry!
*Klonk*
Blarrrgh…
oh deer!
*mists Maus wif distilloled spirits*
sprayspraysprayspraysprayspraysprayspray!
Huh? Wha?
*HICK!*
♫♫♫
How dry I am, how dry I am
Nobody knows how dry I am… Hooow dryyy I aaaaaam!
♫♫♫
*HICK!*
he’s a soprano. who knew?
I guess you didn’t hit me in the head…
*ponders responding*
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Noep. Kant dew eet and still beh PG13.
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*heads to NB*
O.o
I don’t even *wanna* know how he ended up a Soprano…..
did a favor for Tony, maybe? *walks away muttering about sleeping wid ‘da fishes….*
*singing fortisisisisisisimo in Wagnerian operatic style with careful enunciation wearing Valkyriesque helmet with horns*
♪Go awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay little girl…
Go away little girl
I’m not supposed to be alone with you
Oh yes I know that your lips are sweet
But our lips must never meet
I belong to somebody else and I must be true.
Twelfty 0 Never!! Twelfty 0 Never!!
I’ll love you ’till the bloooooooooo bells forget to bloom
I’ll love you ’till the cloveeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrr has lost its perfuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuume
I’ll love you ’till the poets run out of riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiim
Until the twelfth of nevaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
And that’s a long long tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiime
*silence from odd aunts*
Well, I see I have left you speechless, and that you would wish to hear more?
*clears throat*
♪We had joy, we had fun, we had seasons in the sun…
ooh 70’s!
Do u know Me n U and a Doggeh Named Bloo??
Or wuzzit Boo?
*ponders*
♪ travelin Anna Livnoff d’Land?
Cold Toesis!!!!!
frostipaws!
frozen tayle too, aifinkso
wif invisibul spray of snow on cheezpeeps?
vrooooooooooooooooooooom
beep beep, beep beep beep, yeah!!!
Boop boop, boop boop boop, yeah…
bebbeh yew can dribe mai ‘nobile………
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvFG0VnIurM
The wrath of Tash falls from above!!!!!!!!!!1
does it ever get caught on a hook halfway down?
i lub dat part!
mi two! also when Aslan turns him into a donkee!
ooo guyz ahr da betz! Jus’ cuz ooo read gud buks!
SMAK!
(ai lik dat part toooo!)
o ‘n dat SMAK iz me kizzes all oooo!
January 12th, 2009 at 9:01 am
Wishin Happitayl Birfdays to
Maus and all Maus’s other Identities,2minions, Parrothead and All other Cheezpeeps
Hope you all have a lubbly day
Gifts of magikal boxes for all..Inside is so majik, eeben I duz nawt noe whut is in thar !!!..Cud be sum surprizes aifinkso
Fanks tidmum!
*Open majikul box*
*An eerie light emanates from the box*
*The light envelopes Maus and pulls him into the box*
*The lid slams shut*
ohai! happy burdai, Maus! here, hab sum leftover caek from mai burfday (don worrie, in cheezland, is alwais fresh!)
oh, and ai maded you a noo toi, jus for yoo!
itz a paw, on a estra long stick, so’z yoo can BOOP peepz from far awai!
Hab a happitail dai!!
oh, and too awl da odder peepz woo sharez teh burfdai. seemz a populare dai for burfdais arownd here!
*shares many caek slyces*
*From inside the box*
Um… thanks audra. Just leave it outside until I can figure out how to get out of here…
*takes teh xtend-a-paw*
*taps on teh box to see wot happens*
teh boks turns into a Maus-in-teh-boks, wif a broadway show toon theem at the taps.
Maus bownces up adn down onna spring…
*Sings*
♫♫♫
Softly, deftly,
music shall surround you…
Feel it, hear it,
closing in around you…
Open up your mind,
let your fantasies unwind,
in this darkness which
you know you cannot fight -
the darkness of the music of the night…
♫♫♫
oooh…teh Phantnom
*swoons*
nice present tidum!
*pats bocks*
Maus?!? yu need any holp?
Me? Nah! I’m just filling in for Schrodingers cat…
I’ll get u mah prettie..
oh noes skwirrlgrrl hide
I fink deh kitteh is coming aftah Uz
…and your little dog too!
*shoves teh dog owt in front*
“What a nice little dog. And you, my dear. What an unexpected pleasure. It’s so kind of you to want to visit me in my loneliness…”
I fink it ar dis kitteh, luks lyke mah Injeh’s long lost brother
I has seen himz on ICHC befoh
he is full of win and awsum
http://community.webshots.com/user/vladimirpunikki
http://pets.webshots.com/photo/2409256350094287189GDlRfa
otay I has found deh orignlol
Mebbeh deh originlol photograffer can has creditz nowz
Kitteh attaking mah nuly baekd chocklit cake…
*nom nom nom nom nom – iz all mine – nom nom nom nom* sez kitteh
U all better hab chocklit caek – bfore kitteh noms it all!
I’ll takes sum chokklit cake…fanks!! *nomnomnomnom*
my advice to you would be to cut down on your sweets
*luks in mirror………. sez ai will take mai own advice, sry*
silly advice can wait…
*hands over a HUGE piece of chokklit cake*
dis is cheezland! all fud is non-caloric!
*wisspurrs……. ai wuz jus gibin adbise to adbise laydeeeeeeeee lol”
gud advice jamamakitty!
as demz saiz minit on deh lipz
and lifetyme on deh hipz
how is Uz doing jk?
ai iz atwerk so is gud distractin!! is at home wair it is tooo kwiet…. but iz liddel beddar………
ai be otay…… (soon)
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Looooove Vladimir Punikki. <3<3<3
Me too – he’s all over my desktop. Such a handsome fellow.
Faster, faster WHEEEEEEEE!
no!! look out for that fat guy in the hot tub!!! NOOO!!!
tsetse, tsetse
*gasp*
Ai finkso mai postees R shoin agayn!
ohai Ambercat! WP has da grumpies, aifinkso. Ai keep getting borked messages.
Warl, in taht cayse:
HAPPI BURFDAI MAUS!!!!!
HAPPI BURFDAI 2MINIONS!!!!!!
HAPPI BURFDAY PARROTHEAD!!!!!
HAPPI BURFDAI AWL ODDER CHEEZPEEPS WIV BURFDAIS TODAI!!1!
An happi Jan twelf to ebbereewun else!
ohai ambercat how is Uz
Uz looks lyke Uz is habing too mush fun in deh snoz
Teh piccie dose</i. luk a lawt lyk Amber – diddunt no tiss her plain in teh sno we has larst weeeeeek weeeeeeek weeeeeeeeeek tho – but Ai did! An tehn Ai had to go bak twerk:( Awn mai byksikkul!
U iz brave to ride deh bicycle in ice and snoz
Iz going to be subzero (< 0 F) here later dis week
I iz going to hiburnate
wake me when it is spring
kthx bai
So lawng as yu go fast, awn teh cleer rodes, to warm up, yu can taek it eezee awn to slippy-slydee icey bts, an so stai sayf!
Mai commitment tot eh ideels ob mai jawb; let me sho yu tehm!
Wut snobomiel? Uhhhh, snomobile? Iz jus jumpin hai!
Ohai Meowritz – Teh “In vichy bull wutevver” fing issa sorta running joek. Teh mor ridiklus teh bedderer!
*ryds inna charry yacht pulld bah a hurd ub turtlols*
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Ohai ebreebodee! Hoep yew awl is habin da funz. Dis fing be slo butt (hehehe) iz beddur dan a turd of hurdlols!
Maus, yew nawt lyk mah cherry yacht?
Oh tahs wut skared meh! It wus ur turd of hurdlols! Tahs wut maid meh jump reel hai!
Meowritz, ai has a HURD ob TURTLOLs… nawt de udder wai rownd!
Mah cheezburger got stolened by the Yeti!
A big H B tu awl cheezpeepz wiv b’dayzz.
OMG!!! BuddyDitzmores Mom. Yu sed BUTT. An yu sed TURD. Wot wilyu sayz neckst??? *BLUSH*
Az fur tihs kitteh, hii lukz lyke maus jus eggskaypd frum himz pointiiz. In mid-ayr!
Um… *SCHMOO* ?
Mick! MICK! Ware yu is going??? Ai has towld yu ELEBENTY thymes! Is ober taht wai!
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* GP arribes awn Mick’s sholdurs *
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Uff… lookit! Wii has awlreddy missed teh partee! Stoopy Rock Star!
Ohai GP, iz gladd to haz teh seeink fo yew.
Ai woz wundrink if yew had orgaminised ennee musik for teh openink of teh Sfaree Park (aparts from Mick, ob coars). Iffin yew habnt ai wud liek to be teh DJ for teh ebent plz. Ai kin supmit a song list fore yoar apro … appro… to be sayink okays.
Kthxbai
hai GP! dats okai, wi still partying!
*sprays GP wif mister filled wif distiloled spirits*
spraysprayspraysprayspraysprayspray!
* glugglugglugglugglug *
Ohai! nose, ai has nawt eben thorted abowt musik!
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Mick wheel be teh bizee aneewai; ai has berry berry speshul jawb fur him tu du awn teh dai… Whut songs deed yu hab in mynd?
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O, adn happee burfdai tu… umm… err… umm… yu nose, teh littlol furreh won adn his Ebil twin… adn… umm… err… teh otter won, teh sqwawkee burd… umm… adn aifinkso mebbeh sum otters tu… umm… err… yesh!
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Sea, tihs wai wii has a Burfdai Fairee!
I thot we had a burfdai fairee to bring us fudgy caek, and partee hats, and itteh bitteh sekrit diaries!
*pastes anotter blak kitteh googlee eyed stikker on hur diaree*
* pastes googlee eyed Mick stikker awn leeza *
*snerk*
dis luks lyke a fun gayme!
*pastes googlee ayed bebbeh otter sticker on GP*
*giglol*
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*pastes a googlee ayed GP Bobblol head stiker awn gammacat*
Can I play too?
*Gets out the Super Glue*
*Pastes GP to Leeza*
ew ew ew!!!!! gettitoff! gettitoff!!! MAHM!
MAUS! Yew nawt supposed tew SUPUR glue N E Bodee!
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*pastes googlee ayed Maus sticker awn Maus*
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*runsawaywifkwickness*
ai haz a confuzzled…why Maus paste GP tew Leeza? ai thot GP wuz spozed tew marry LCB?? aihayteswenaihaztewwerkandmisseslawtsufICHC
Boop! Boop!
*lyks noz wuns*
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BOOP! gammacat!
*lyks nose wunse*
EW EW EW!!!
*puts Mick’s lip creem on GP and on Maus for snerkin*
*luks around*
*runsawayveryfast to get her floof trimmed*
bye y’all!
* applies Rabid Weesul stikker tu leeza’s tayl wib extry strawng gloo *
*applize “Kiss me” stikker to GP’s eer whiel hims distrakted*
* admires selekshun ob googlee eyed stikkers awl ober self *
* wunners whut lcb wheel sai wen she sees whut her Phlonquais has been up tu awl dai insted ob doing Phlonquaisesque doodees *
*grabs GP*
SCHMOOO!
pew pew pew
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* tries tu scamperawaiwibakwikness *
*dus butt-wigglol of dooom and chayses after GP*
pew pew pew!
*gently waves wun paw under bed*
Butt (tee hee) GP! I hasta do whut da
sticker tellols me to!
EEP! * hydes unner a beeg pyle ob clothes *
*waks off wif sadtayle*
snif snif snif…
* pokes hed owt *
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phew! taht wus a clowse won! is she gawn?
*leeps outa hiding place*
*gently headbats GP*
*runsawaiwifkwikness*
Hay! Careful! Yu neerly knocked awf mai googlee eyed bebbeh otter stikker! is mai fayborit!
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* schmoos gammacat * dere, nao donut tell aneewon oar dey wheel AWL want won!
WANT!
* sigh * Otay, plz tu form a disorderlee lyne…
oh deer! maybe u shuld set up a schmoo
boofth at the grand opening..
O teh Hyooge Manatee!
- Ennyfink bai Cat Steves
- Ennyfink bai Free Goggie Niet
- Year of teh Cat bai Al Stewart
- Cat Peepil by David Bowie
- Ennyfink by Catatonia
- Surfink Safaree by teh Beach Boyz
- Teh Lyon Sleepies Tewknite
Ai hoeps yew getz teh idear…
* clappity clappity *
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oh oh oh taht sownds full ob win adn ossim! Umm… ownlee won prollem, ai nose Catatonia, yesh but but but teh wrest… * flicks thru histree bukk *
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* cowers reddy fur imminint hedbat *
*taps nosie* BOOP
Ai is teh pursun who beleevs taht wib onlee wun or tew sepshuns, tehre haz been noes gud musik sinse 1992.
Orlso, ai is awld pursun.
Trii lukin inna ‘Merikan pop moozical historee of late 60s and 70s fur moast ub des.
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Yew nawt beh noesing dis? Juss how yung is yew, pinny gig??
Oh, an sins yew mention eet…
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*litelee hedbats pinny gig*
Ohai BDM – yews maekin me pheel rilly owld nao!!!
Naw… ai beh yung like yew. Mahbeh GP a yung wippersnapper? Butt (hehehe) da sawngs yew menshun… deh mosslee from 70s.
Dat nawt dat lawng ago!
Umm… ai is… * has a barrased tu sai hao awld / yung hii is *
Ai sowree… nawt mean tew barrass yew.
Is otay… is juss… ai is proching a sumfing-0 burfdai adn ai nawt want tu tawlk abowt eet, rly…
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stoopy thyme going bai tu kwiklee – wai ai canut stai yung fur ebber?
Awww GP – yoo has a yung speerit, aifinkso.
Schmooo!
Ahem, ai has a yung speerit cos ai IS teh yung! Fur noa…
Jist does wot ai does – groe old but nebber groe up.
ha! yesh, ai liek taht ideeya!
ai wantz to bai teh teeshurt taht sez “Clebberly disguised as growed-up” (but it noe sez it in lolspeak, ob cours).
Eever taht or “Werld’s Oldist Teenagur”
Aifinkso ai wheel grow awld deesgracefullee!
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Ai is awlreddy a grumpee awld man adn ai is nawt eben awld enuff tu kwalifai, aifinkso!
Wen Ai am a oeld wummun, Ai shall waer prupple!
Anna red hat taht dussunt go, an dussunt soot me….
Egg Salad Ambercat! Ai wants tu be egg sentreek wen ai grows up!
growin up = pleh!
Issa pome: “Warning” by Jenny Joseph – is FTW!
Ai wants to be egg sentric nao!!
So ai willz.
Wen Ai wus teeching, teh kids hoo rilly knoo me wud sai – Yu is a kwyut rebel, issunt yu, Miss? An Ai wud sai, prowdly, YUS! An nao Ai donut teech enneemor, Ai is STILL a kwyut rebel – an yu kno wut tehy sai abowt teh kwyut wuns!
* googloling… googloling… *
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@@@@@ – FTW Ambercat! Ai tu, shall ware Purplol!
Befoar or abter teh kwyut wuns be on teh sicks oklock noos and teh neybors sai “oh seh kept hurslef to hurself”?
Uhuh!
Putz teh gun daown Ambercat, nd bax away frum teh choklit martoonie.
GP… dere beh a cupplol ob sai-ins dat yew mah wants tew fink abowt:
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Nawt-sekkond: “Lyf begins at 40″
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Nawt-fird: “50 iz da gnu 30″
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Aifinkso dez be troo!
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(am past 40
Ai is stikkin at 19!
oooh, i are 31, den!
duz liddul danz.
*klonk*
i mint to doo dat.
mai 52 yeer owld brudder sais “growing old iz mandatory; growing up iz opshunal”
Ai agreeses wif yoor brudder.
BOOP! *boops noses* awnna GP, kk and BDM.
Umm… err… boop?
Boop, behbe, boop…..onna nose!
BOOP KCT!
♪that was so long ago that i can scarce recall…
dangnabbit. gave myself a nearwurm & can’t figger out wot song itz frum
Nearwurm be contayjis sweetpea!
um, just fyi many of those listed is not Merikans.
Btw kimkiwi, I LUVs Cat Stevens!
Moast ub dem were fay maus in Merika inna 70s doh…
Ai getz teh leeky eyes whenebber ai heerz teh Father and Son. Iz sad.
Didyew noes he acktually sanged on teh cubber vershun of Father and Son taht Ronan Keating dided? Nawt-sekkund tiem in 20 years, aifinkso.
Ai donot beh noes-ing dis!
Oyah, aftur him confurtid to Islam he noes sing noes moar. Butt (*snickr*) aifinkso mebbe teh song wus doen for chary tea so he says hokay, ai does it.
Useliss facks R me.
heerz teh burfday fairy!! i akshully did teh dayly burfday fairy fing bak on teh fizzix kitteh LOL. but heer it iz agin for anywun hoo missd it!! (hmm, noo LOL coming up in 9 minits, shuld post it agin ther?)
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heer comez burfday fairy, a liddle erlier tahn usual, to wish a BIG HAPPEE BURFDAY to all teh cheezfrenz, lolfrenz, noofrenz, lurkurfrenz, an trolz hoo haz tehms burfdayz today!! an today iz a very big burfday day indeed: we iz habbing teh burfdays ob Maus (an all himz alter-egoz), parrothead, 2minions, an (cheks noo-an-improovd burfday list) Kayden_007!!! FORE BURFDAYS taht we iz knowing ob, an if it iz being yor burfday too speek up an let uss kno an joyn teh sellybrayshun!! oh, an also yesterday wuz a very speshul burfday (burfday fairy had to be taking a sik-an-bizzy day yesterday), teh reezon why we are all being heer: teh burfday ob ICHC!! may dis wundrus playse be habbing many more yeerz ob making us laff an gibbing us a fun playse to lay!!
i haz bringed rich-an-tasty hommaed burfday caeks in evreewuns favrit flavrs!! along wif frootyfizzy party punch, i skreem, poynty shiny party hats wif pompoms, noyzmakers, an goodie bags filled wif bownsy balls taht lite up wen they bownse, sekrit de-coder rings, ittybitty sekrit diyareez, shiny pencils wif TWO diffrent erasurs – maus-shaped an parrothed-shaped!! kandeez, an puffy blak-kitteh stikkers wif googly eyes!! an many swishes ob teh burfday wand to make all yor wishes com troo!!
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RIED, BEHBE RIED! WEEEEEEHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!11!!!!
Gawta goes nao…..werks ober…..gettin *yawns hujly* sleepee…..*yawns bigger*….gawta goes hoem. Reddee to sleepee……..ZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZzZZZzzzzzz…tayke meh hoem *said sleepee* ZZZZZzzzzzZZZZZZZ……….
*yawns in sympathy*
*sings badly*
’show me the way to go home
i’m tired and I wanna go to bed…’
*taeks gammacat bai teh floofy paw and starts warking*
*gits to gammacats frunt dore nd opins it*
*taeks gammacat into sleepie room, terns daown cubbers*
*tuks gammacat into naice warm bed*
*puts extry floofy blankkits on bed so gammacat noe has teh kowd*
Naity naight gammacat.
fankee kimkiwi!
*snuggles down unner blankies*
*calls fore majik carpit to taek KCT hoem*
*taeks KCT to sleepie room, maeks shur iz not too kowd*
*tuks KCT into bed and cubbers KCT wif teh floofie blankits*
Naigty Nait KCT.
dat be an invizuble snomosheen, not snomobeil.
I lif ‘n Wuzila, Alaskah, so ah know dez tings.
Ah kep cat blog, too.
another test. after all my earlier comments disapeared, I was informed that it was probably because I had pasted a link to my cat blog. The spam folder automatically scoops comments with links off the board. So I posted an innocuous comment with no link.
It disappeared, too!
So, another test.
I wuzrong, juzt needed to click page 2!
I wuz rong, juzt needed to click page 2!
Oh hai, Grahamn_Kracker!!! I dont fink i haz seeinged u b4. Duz u b gnu??? If so, Welkum tu Cheezland!!! It b a majikklol plais full uv fun adn frendlee peepz!!! Wen u making ur berry furstest commint heer, it haz tu go tu deh moderatirz. Deh egg zamine it wif deh mike row scopez and X-rayz adn CAT skanz. Wen it passes awl deh tests, den it gitz postinged. Dat prossess takingz an ower oar 2 oar free….. Adn az u haz seen, wunst the commintz gitz ober 200, u needz tu klikking deh pagie 2 oar deh Show Awl.
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I haz lotz moar helperz fur deh gnu-beez (adn deh not sew noo-beez) at mine noo blog
http://www.cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com
under deh hedding “Helperz adn stuffz” on deh rite.
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*handz GK a chokklit martoonee
Cheez!!
Da cweenmj, she beh full ub win an awesum, aifinkso. Nys tew meetcha, Graham!
Lotsa posts for a picture of a cat in the snow.
I know this cat well. His name is Valdimar (wrong spelling, right name), and he’s got tons of shots on Webshots. He’s so sweet, wish I could hold him myself.
Ai alwaiys finked taht teh fotografur’s naime wuz Vladimir Punikki; butt taht’s teh naime ov teh beeautimus oranj kitteh;
Iyt’s soe haurd tuu beeleeve taht hims bees a reskuued kitteh;
Hims ownur bees Henna; Ai fink thems bofe ar jes teh
FABUHLUUS!!!
*testing, testing*
Hey! I akshully noes who dis kitteh is!! Hiz nayme iz “Vladimir” and he iz a speshul kitteh cuz’ he leiks bein’ in da snows and owtsied and stufff. He is mai frend! Hai Vladimir!!!!!