OCD cat is disturbed by the loose thread
musta lerned it frum mah OCD hoomin.
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must fix it!
consnagulations, valesa.
how wood chew like to sillybrate?
ohai valesa! conch-gateau-nationz foar teh tawp-uv-teh-heep. lottsa us goign tu teh tai booteeqk!
Congrats Valesa, U haz teh onner uv leedin teh conga lien uv ten commints in teh nawt sekund minnit!
dis fred nawt soe luse az summa teh fredz awn ICHC…
and I will grayshusly lead us to the tie bootike! but fiwst i must pull this string…
oops meant *fred*
U MEEN CDO STUPUD HOOMIN
um its OCD and THIS IS FOR LAURA, PUDDY and I who have helllllls yeah
Naw, lettitb. Deloosdreadmaibcoomdastring. Thnbfun.
i feel u 0cd kitteh, i reely do :/
Must …. geddit … awf!
he’s becoming unravellllled
by dat looz thred…
Ai can relate.
adrian monkkitteh
*snert*
Gud wun, calicocoa!
fanx, niteshayd! ai lurvs munk, adn toe-knee shell-oob iz en amayzeen akter.
ai agree. lubbed him in Galaxy Quest
DON’T PULL IT!
cani jus battit? huwcanipweesepweesepweese?
Az lawng as u doan’t pull it!
tu laet, iz gonna bii abeeg bawl ob yarn enny minit now…
oohhh, fun
*bat bat bat ball o’ yarn*
*chayses ball unner bed*
lookit lookit lookit! is loose fred!
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* chase chase chase *
*stikz foot owt.
*GP tripz
*goez Roll, roll, roll, akrost deh floor.
*GP crashes into Mick’s just-rebuilded beer-can pyramid. Again.*
* applies creem et al *
Whut u mean u et al teh creem? First, u is not sposed to eet teh creem! U applies it to ur u. Second, u eeted al teh creem that we just ordered! We has to go to teh Spendy Club and buy elebenty moar cases!
Hmph!
* opens emptee fridge door * Lookit!
* opens emptee cubberd door * Lookit!
* points at emptee belleh * Lookit!
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Ai is waysting awai ober heer! Ai is sooo hongry ai almoss nommed won ob dose fings Mick is making fur teh Safareh Park * shudder * has yu seed whut hii is doing in dere???
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Nao, plz tu go shawp adn buy sum REEL fuds so ai no has tu nom teh creem no moar. Fankies.
*eggasperated sigh*
We wented to teh Spendy Club just yesterday and buyed all kines of stuffs but u eated them all alreddy. U et al of these things:
Aspirated eggs
Boiled doorknobs
Cream of creem soup
Dozens and dozens of donuts
E…
Elebenty iece creem kones
Funky popz rokx
Ginormus gushi fuds
H…
Extract of Elolphant
Fricasse of Franks
Galantine of Galoshes
H…
Ai thot Gallatine waz a citee norf of Nashvegas…
lewk no ohfence butt de ting is dat ai reviewed dat kittehz
applikashun for kitteh modeificashun bi proxee and evun doe i sayed
he waz teh crayzee for eben tinking it hez stull persewd dis idear
for elebenty monfs sooo ask yerselves aboit dis kittehz who kepts tryin
a loyst cause diz iz deh definishun of teh crayzee kitteh err one who
reeally waynts dis ‘proxee’ fer hymselves. juzt sayin tinks aboutit un
foughetabouit.
Hawt choklit
Issents uf funnila
Jelee ringz
K…
*schnorgle GP purrin an mewin*
* flicks thru notebuk *
Ah heer wii arr… “Canajun… yada yada… Wings… yada yada… nawt rly BC… yada yada… Ah hah, is sayfe tu snorgle!”
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* snorgle snorgle *
an is Missisisisis GP ok wiv taht?!
BAH! Dere is no sush fing! * shudder *
Clarence the Cross-Eyed Lion
Daktari!
OMG, Aye bemembers dat tu. Lubbed teh lyon, wnatid tu smack teh chumppansie
Teh hoomanz wuz a bit stoopy Aifink!
Ummmm…wuz dat on n teh 70′s ??
Ai recognizes teh nayme,but cannawt picture deetails.
Wikipedia sez ’66 to ’69.
O…ai wuz bornded in ’66.Musta seen th re-runs.
Happeh Belated Birfday,Maus!!!!
My pyooter wuz fightin a virus yesserday,so ai missed yer party.
Thanks Eeck! Don’t worry about the party. “Stuff Happens”, as they say. I hope you gave your puter lots of Vitamin C and fluids to help it fight the virus…
Well,vitamin C anyway….IT sed fluids & pyooters downt mix
Wait, whut? Did I maus Miss’ birfday? I mean, um, well u knoes whut I mean.
Doodlebugs. Stoopy IRL.
Hope u hads a happy day Miss! I mean, Maus!
It wuz grate! Princess Mu gived me a maus-sized jet plane with a grabby arm so I can steal food from her easier, and I
stolegotted a tank from Phat Cat taht shoots maple syrup and feathers. And I glued GP to Leeza. All-in-all, a very satifying day!Yabbut, did u see teh noo addition on teh DWDC? No? Here, sit in this vat of bananer pudding, hold this lamp shaped like a leg and…
*boppity boppity*
*crash!*
*whirwhirwhirwhirwhir*
*footch!*
Vwa-lah! A birfday debriefing! Here, u can has teh lefted over debriefing fluid to take home to teh mausis, I mean missus.
Eek! I has a naked!
*Jumps in the MSAFT*
*Aims the turret at LCB*
Maple syrup… Fire!
*SPLUUUURT!*
Feathers… Fire!
*FWOOOOMPH!*
Ooohh! LCB is extry-floofy!
*raizes i-brau*
thatz all well and gud, but itsn’t u still teh naked?
*spits out mouthful of mapely feadthers*
Yeah, I woulda thot he’d aim that tourette’s thingy at hisself!
*snirk!*
It wuz a sereez `bowt a wild aminum V E T in Africa – awl I `member bowt it iz teh naem and teh cross-eyed lyun.
Aminul nawt aminum – Ai aer gettin wuss!
prepurr for da butt-wigglol of doom, ebil thred!
ai lubs teh butt-wigglol ob doom! *laff*snort*
me tew. tho, onlee my littlol black kitteh duz it. Da oranj
fluffball just lashes his tayle
neithur ob mai kittehs duz it bery offin. i seez it sew rarely i gitz eggsalad wen it happins!
Mai Zoey lieks to do teh BWOD when she sees one uv her sisters reelaxing neerby. Iz teh CYOOT !
*duz butt-wigglolob doom an pounce teh fred*=^O.O^=
Noooo! Iffin Aye cut it tu short, whil Aye hab tu cut teh udderz!!!
Kud be a neber-ending task, aifinkso.
sisifeeeun, eben.
*puts paws on hips, luks indignant*
Hoo yoo kawlin a sissi!?
Lyk wen yur Mummeh cuts yur frinj/bangs! I has somennee baaaaaaaaaad skool fotos, dyu to teh Mummeh Hayrcut! An teh goofee teefs. An teh “carnt-keep-mai-pigtayuls-neet-nawt-eben-fer-ten-minuets” jeen! An teh ink wn mai fayse, eben tho Ai is oenlee alowd pensill
Pull….pull….pullpull…..pullpull………pullpullpullpullpullpupll -RiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!
Ooops
….. I ment tu due dat….. ya, datz it, i ment tu dueing dat!!!
kwikk, hyde awl teh fred b4 enniwun seez it!
put it unner da carpet in last LOL
rip…rip….riprip……riprip……ripripripripiripripirriprirpirrip
Wooohooooo!!!
Neerlee az ferapyootick az bubblolrap!
Teh ‘raveled blankie of care is drivin me CRAZEE!
ai mayk sleave uv itt, yerss? (Doan bemember waht’s teh ref…)
Ai fink its shaykspeer
yes – Macbeth
“Sleep that knits up the ravelled sleave of care
The death of each day’s life, sore labour’s bath”
Eek! doan sez thet “M” wurd is bad lukk! Oar izzat onlee iffin weez inna
theeturr?
iss teh “skottush trajidee”
nawt tu be kormfuzed wif mai own “trajikul tushee”
It’s called “The Scottish Play”.
It’s only bad luck to say it inside a theatre, unless, of course, you’re doing the play.
den u kinna haz tu sayz it. Mai feeatur digree iz bery dustee. I hezzint bin in a play sins 1994.
Get back “on the boards” girl! Doing a couple of shows a year is the only thing that keeps me sane!
Well…and we keep you sane,too,of course……
Oh… um… er… yes! Of course!
This is a definition of “sane” with which I was not previously framiliar.
*Fawlz on floor laffing!
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*Gitz up, patz maus on hed.
Datz ok pal… if u wantz tu b thinkin u b sane, i won’t argueing wif u.
.
*Walkz away laffing.
wael. i duz singz inna korus, so i gitz mai purrformince needs met. dat wai i kin alsew stai annnnnon….inum…sekret tu people. am nawt komfurtible wif teh atentshun ob bein a star u noe. I uzed tu hied inna dressin rume aftur teh shows.
So Smacky… uz no like pplz?
eek!
*trips ober littlol black kitteh, rolls unner ladder, which falls ober
and brakes a mirror*
ai tode u awl iz bad lukk!!!
Nah. Gamma’s just klutzy…
shud be seben yeers bad luck but her lawler finks he can get her orf wiff four an community serbis.
*snerk*
uv coarse! teh skawtish plae. teh spelnig uv “sleave” shuolda givin itt aweigh…
“Sleep, that knits up the ravell’d sleeve of care,
The death of each day’s life, sore labor’s bath,
Balm of hurt minds, great nature’s second course,
Chief nourisher in life’s feast.”
Is teh Skawtish Plai – taht Macbeff RILLY wonted to sleep, eh? Myndyu, Ai fink Ai cud do wiv a gud nite’s knit!
I alwaiz liekd it wen mai fren had a cold an sed “out out dam snot.” dis maek me laff 15 years latur. prolly nawt original, but was funnee wen i waz 17.
:groan:
sigh. boyfrien usta say “so kiss me sweet and twenty”
’bout elbenty miwwion years ago
Yes yoo do. I seed yoo playin in teh wee small howers !
An tehy gawt biggah! Yu eber hav tohse nites wen yu go to bed, reed fora bit, star to doze but as soon as yu put teh lite owt, yu wayk up?! Kept doin taht. Awl nite!
Ai duz dat neerlee ebbry nite – reed til teh bukk drops frum mai pawz, tern owt teh lite and mai hed finks its tiem fur a partee.
Hmmmm, is yu me?!
Ai doan’t fink so – we haz been seed 2gevver!
Taht’s tru – mebbe we is bofe sumwun else!
Dere aer tiemz wen Ai wish Ai wuz sumwun els!
Juss put awn a hat an folse mustdash and pertend yu R!
finding da source of yur quote was driving ME crazee!
good one!
One of my vry favoritest ruminations from Top Five’s Ruminations (www.ruminate.com/arcs_rums.htm):
I bet it would suck to have a magic carpet if you were obsessive-compulsive. There you’d be, flying and straightening the tassels, flying and straightening the tassels….
(George MacMillan)
….or mebbeh throwin cweenfetti & sweepin it up…
….throwin cweenfetti & sweepin it up….
snerk!
letz try a life size zamplol.
~ ˆ Ʌ + ƿ͚͚ ͚ ᶣ ! & ϡ ˕ ˤ ͟ ₱ʺ ˕ ˤ ▒ ◦ ᴓ ℓ ᷄ ﭦ ͟ ҉ ~ ҩ ε ˆ Ʌ
+ ƿ͚͚ ͚ ʺ ϡ ˕ ˤ ͟ ᴪ ۑ ҉ ~ ʺ ۞ ᶣ ϡ ˕ ˤ ͟ ₱ ▒ ◦ ᴓ ℓ ᷄ ﭦ פּᵖ ⌂
᷊♯ ♦ פּ∞ ☼ ⸗ סּ ۽ ª ᵕ ͓ ی ɇ ὐ ڿ Ѯ ݥ д ̳ ͒ ۋ Ξ ᴥ ϒ ± ¤ݡ
~ ˆ Ʌ + ƿ͚͚ ͚ ᶣ ϡ ˕ ˤ ͟ ₱ʺ ۄ ‖ ﭬ ᵸ ݭ ˕ ˤ ͟ ҉ ~ ҩ ε
͚ ʺ ϡ ˕ ˤ ͟ ᴪ ۑ ҉ ~ ʺ ▒ ◦ ᴓ ℓ ᷄ ﭦ פּᵖ ⌂ ᷊♯ ♦ ˆ Ʌ + ƿ͚͚פּ
∞ ☼ ⸗ סּ ۽ ª ᵕ ͓ ی ɇ ὐ ڿ Ѯ ͒ ۋ Ξ ᴥ ) ϒ ¤ ݡ ~ ˆ Ʌ + ᶣ
ϡ ˕ ˤ ͟ ₱ ʺ ˕ ˤ ͟ ҉ ~ ҩ ε ˆ Ʌ + ƿ͚͚ ͚ ʺ ▒ }◦ ᴓ ℓ ᷄ ﭦ ϡ
***Sweepy,sweepy,sweepy***
Oops,missed some!
***goes back***
**Sweepy,sweepy,sweepy***
Oops,missed some!
*Repeats elebenty times*
*tracks confetti all over cheezland as she heds off to meeting*
*Sweep, sweep, sweep intu a piyle.
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.
Ʌƿ͚͚
͚▒}~+&
ᵖ⌂♯♦ݭ˕ˤ ͟ ҉ ~ҩ
⸗ ᵕ͓ ὐڿℓ ᷄ﭦϡѮ ͒Ξ▒}
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*Toss
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ℓ ᷄ ﭦ ϡ ˕ ˤ ͟ ᴪ ۑ ҉ ~ ʺ ۞ ᶣ ϡ ˕ ˤ ͟ ₱ ▒ ◦ ᴓ ℓ ᷄ ﭦᶣ ϡ ˕ ˤ ͟
₱ פּ ᵖ ⌂ ᷊♯ ♦ פּ ∞ ☼ ⸗ סּ ۽ ª ᵕ ͓ ی ɇ ὐ ڿ ϒ Ѯ ݥ д ̳ ͒
ۋ Ξ ᴥ ϒ ݡ ± ¤ [ ݥ д ̳ ƿ͚͚ ͚ ݡ ~ ˆ Ʌ + ƿ͚͚ ͚ ᶣ ϡ ˕ ˤ ͟ ₱ʺ
˕ ˤ ͟ ҉ ~ ҩ ε ˆ Ʌ+ ƿ͚͚ ͚ ʺ ϡ ˕ ˤ ͟ ᴪ ۑ ҉ ~ ʺ ۞ ᶣ ϡ ˕ ˤ ͟ ₱ פּ
ᵖ ▒ ◦ ᴓ ℓ ᷄ ﭦ ⌂ ♯ ♦ פּ ∞ ☼ ⸗ סּ ۽ ª ᵕ ͓ ی ɇ ὐ ڿ Ѯ ݥ д
̳ ͒ ۋ Ξ ᴥ ۽ € ۄ ‖ ﭬ ᵸ ݭ ﻋ ᴒ ۻ ₠ ᴞ ﮎ ℓ ﻍ ₩ ﴾ ᵯ ݙ
kitteh iz won thred short uv a seam…..
PULLIT!
Puk-Puk-Pa-KOCK!!
oooo … luk!! I laid an egg!!
watta gud pullit u r, cween!
izit a goldun egg?
Ai wantz a goldun egg, an ai wantz it NAO!!!
“I always thot a veruca was a type of wart u gots on teh bottom of ur foot. Ha. “
*bowz*
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*Handz egg tu smacky
Enjoi!!
grr! WP eeted mai kommint, but ai res, swer, gotted teh egg frum it’s jawz! Fankx for teh egg, cween!
yah. yew wynnz teh pullit surpryze, aifinkso.
ai duz nawt haz ocd, i jus- hey luk! a bunee rabyt!
A coworker of Mrs. Maus says that he has ADOS:
Attention Deficit… Oooooh… Shiny!
Which makes me think of LCB…
HAY! I heared th– oooh! Look! A bird!
issit shiny?!
burds is nawt shinee liturullee, but dey is shinee pigultivlee.
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but sum is shinee liturulee.
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but most is nawt.
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izzit go hoem tiem yet?
uu datz b soundin liek meh! i iz always-
*runz awai to takkl refleckshun cawsed by hoomin’s meerir*
ohai! wat waz i sayin?
Kitteh Owner: Nao, yoo may be tempted to try to pull this thred. But plz don’t do it. It will unraveifyl teh entyre carpit. Go and try to think uv sumpthink elz, kthx!
Kitteh: Thred think think think thred think think think thred think think think ACK !!!!! *shred shred shred!*
Narrator: Obsession. We has it.
Sumtymes, us OCD peepz ar de onlee onez who can get tings don aroun heer.
Maek dem stawp pls? Teh voyses in mai hedz.
LCB is dat U hiding behind deh blankie and luking at sumfing shinee?
*distracted by shiny thing*
Um, no thx, 2K. That’s ok, u can has my share.
ohai, LCB, yoo wuld being very prowd ob yor phlonquais!! did yoo see teh ovver day wen he
shook downperwaded me, teh burfday fairy, to make a big donashun to himz charrytee, teh Sank Chew Wary for Bebbeh Otters? him didn’t menshun anyfing abowt yorcutpartisipayshun teh teh projek, tho. yoo may need to diskus taht wif him.I’m on it!
*shakes piggeh by teh anklols to get my
cuthonorarium*.
Dun lissen tu teh Fairee… aifinkso mebbeh she has had tu manee swooshes ob hur majik wand, iffn yu nose whut ai meen
.
Lookit tihs fais * holds up bebbeh panda * wud tihs fais lie tu yu? Rly?
Mmmm-hmmm. We’ll just check teh survalence tapes again to see who’s telling teh troof and who is lyin’ through his piggeh teef.
Meanwhiles, why don’t I just borry this bebbeh pander. I has to go get Esme from teh V-E-T and teh bebbeh pander can come along for teh ride.
C u later.
EEP! Plz tu be teh extry carefull wib him! Dey is berry tender at taht age!
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{{{Esme & LCB}}} Hope ebberyfing is teh otay x
Dat makes elebentee ub us! {{{LCB & Esme}}}
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Well, at least tew…
{{{{{LCB}}}}} {{{{{ESME}}}}}
*haz gud thotz dat deh vizit tu deh V E t wented ok.*
ooh, bebbeh pandas…
*gibs GP more munnies for rights to make bebbeh panda stikkers*
ooo fankies! Heer – has a “Ai nose GP” pin badge!
noes iz meh!
oh mai, teh burfday fairy iz being very very late today. but i hope i am not being too late to wish a big HAPPEE BURFDAY to evreewun hoo haz themz burfdays today! inklooding AngelAndz! if iz yor burfday too, let us kno heer!! (hint: if yoo are on cweenmj’s frenz list, hoo maded teh burfday list, but yoo duz not be habbign yor burfday on yor profile, yoo will not being on teh burfday list!! so let us kno heer wen it iz being yor burfday!) i haz bringed fudjy hommaed burfday caeks, i skreem, frooty party punch, poynty party hats wif pompoms on tehm, an goodie bags wif bownsy balls taht lite up wen they bownse, kandees, shiny pencils wif eraysurs shaped like kittehs, an puffy Pinny Gig©®™ stikkers wif googly eyes!!
extortionlisensing fees frum the stikkers go to teh Guiness Piggeh Sank Chew Wary for Bebbeh Otters Fund! an heer iz a big swish ob teh burfday wand to make all yor wishes com troo!!———-***¤¤¤¤жжжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжжж٭٭****
{{{BF}}} * swipes a fudjy caek *
U can haz mai fudjy caek tu. Ai just maeded chokklit cherry cheezcaek, so ai nawt hungry for fudjy caek.
Oar duz U want sum of dis cheezcaek?
* Holds piece of yummy cheezcaek in frunt of GP. *
* eyes flit between cheezcaek adn fudj caek *
umm… aifinkso… cheezcaek, no fudjcaek, NO cheezcaek, NO fudjcaek… Ai can ownlee has won? * pouts *
uummmmmmm I guess U can eatz teh fudjcaek naow, and ware teh cheezcaek fur l8r.
* mushes sum cheezcaek in GPs furs *
* ohm nom nom no… * hay! whut yu is doing?
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meh, ai lick eet awf layter… * resumes nomming *
*Putz on pointy party hat and stikkz puffy Pinny Gig stikker on shurt*
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Fank u Burfday Fairy!!!
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* watches Fairy flit dis way dn dat az she flyz off
* tu prepare fur deh neggzt birfday*
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*nomz deh i skreemz and cakez.
must fix now!!!
**comes in, luukin arown**
Ennybodee gots enny beeg cardbored bockses? I’m gonna go libs onna innerstate.
Gloria, you’re always on the run now
Running after somebody, you gotta get him somehow
I think you’ve got to slow down before you start to blow it
I think you’re headed for a breakdown, so be careful not to show it
You really don’t remember, was it something that he said?
Are the voices in your head calling, Gloria?
Gloria, don’t you think you’re fallin’?
If everybody wants you, why isn’t anybody callin’?
You don’t have to answer
Leave them hangin’ on the line, oh-oh-oh, calling Gloria
Gloria (Gloria), I think they got your number (Gloria)
I think they got the alias (Gloria) that you’ve been living under (Gloria)
But you really don’t remember, was it something that they said?
Are the voices in your head calling, Gloria?
U are hazzing a nawt gud day rhsb? {{{rhsb}}}
Ohai, WRr.
I iz habbing berry PLEH day! I haz been berry grumpee awl day, den sum crazee $&^%$*^ almoast hitted me whiel I wuz dribin hoam (Rhoda almoast gotted tuuk owt!) an nao I’m hoam an teh parental yoonits is gettin awn my last nerb.
Does U has a nayme fur Ur car?
Yup, Rhoda iz my car.
I has named awl my carz, pluz hubbeh’s an sum of mahm’s. I’m weered dat way.
Hai rhsb! U weerd? Dat’s ok. Ai tolded teh gui ai werks wif dat ai weerd, nawt crazeee. So lawng as it donut rayse teh insurance raytes, aifinkso. Ai naymes mai carz. Rite nao, ai haz behbee bloo. As lawng as she runz, ai haz a happee.
Ai hab alwayz named my cars (wyf finks its weerd tu) but ai figgur its eezier to say “Tasha” den “teh silver Saturn”. Adn if sumfin is worf dat mush adn takes up dat mush ob ur tym adn attenshun, it shud hab a naym. Ai had Tasha fur 13 yeers adn finallee trayded her in fur a van-lyk bersion (naymd Vanessa, ob kors).
Aifinkso U needz dis.
* handz rhsb a tequila shotz wif a Capt Morgan coke chaser *
Ooooh, perfeck!
**duz shot**
Moar plz, an u kin jes leev teh bottlol.
Ai maeked a chokklit cherries cheezcaek tudai. Ai can fax U sum if teh fax masheen nawt nom it agin.
Yumm…
Iz teh choklit an cherries mixded togevver, oar iz teh cherries jes awn tawp?
Iz teh chokklit cheezcaek with teh holes innit so teh cherries awn tawp can get insied it tu.
Shuld make up your mind….is you throwin yurself a party or living on the interstate?
is OCD kitteh, but nawt so bad as himz cuzzin CDO kitteh. That’s like teh OCD, but wif teh letters in teh right order, like they shud be.
U be habbin dat dissed ordure, PdB? Hao ar u, dood? Lawng tiem no seez. *cheking hiz pokkits fer prettee shinee fings* *finds shinee pokkit watch* *yoinks*
and nawt so bad as OGC kitteh
Lolz, ey haz da ocdz and getz upsesed wif da errorz toos.
What’s the relevance of OCD here? That’s insulting to people who have OCD.
OCD. Iz gotz it do u?
i’z dah OCD! i’z wondrin wy dah screen aint suhmetrikal.
I feel you cat.
yes me too ,defanatlee
I clicked an ad for you, dude
I HAZ DA OCD! why mah sentuns spellded rong?
i’z gonna take ovah dah comment ting!
HAHAHAHA!
u’z gots 2 bao daon wen i fill dah comment ting!
i’z gunna wants uh cheezburger soon.
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i’z dah shizzah!
i likes dah shizzah!
Hi! A good forum, glad to join you
oh noes!
not loos threds!
OCD!! lol me sud b that cat!!
bwah hahahahahaha rofl