kitteh phyzics law #1
kitteh phyzics law #1 a kitteh alwayz assumes teh shape of itz container
but u can awlwayz reshape da kitteh.
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*a door appears out of nowhere*
*2 black cats stroll out of the door*
*2Minions staggers out behind them*
Happy Birfdai *puff, pant* Maus and Ebil Maus!
Congrats 2minions!
HAPPI BIRFDAI MAUS!
*2Minions luks around*
Oh noes…magic stareways tuk me to rong fred! Iz erly!
*the door disappears in a puff of smoke*
*faint smell of brimstone and mold*
Oh grate. Nao iz stuck here.
Oh well…
Maus, iz awlso mai birfdai todai!
I gotted u speshul birfdai twin presint.
Had to go to teh basement to get wun frum Basement Cat.
*hands over small green envelope*
Iz a “Get Owt Ov Pit Free” card, gud for pits, holes, trapdoors, an ob corse basements.
Happy birfdai agin!
Gotted speshul presint for Ebil Maus, too.
I hopez yu liek it. I dont knoe wut’s in it.
I lukked awl around teh basement, nuffing jus rite.
Basement Cat sneaked up behind me an sed, “Give tihs to Ebil Maus. He will knoe wut to do wif it.”
*2Minions hands Ebil Maus a small ominous box*
Happy brifdia!
Has to go nao. Gettin present for parrothead. Iz her birdfai, too.
Gotta build me a stareway to Paradise…and bring back cheezburgers wif a big kosher pickle anna cold draf
beer.
Okay, Minions ov Basement Cat – plz open me a noo door!
*another door appears out of nowhere*
*with a big pile of lumber behind it*
*2Minions sighs and gets to work as the 2 black cats watch*
Fanks, 2minions! You has a gud b’day too!
HAPPITAIL BIRFDAY MAUS AN 2MINIONS
an concashoelaces 2minions on teh nawt-sekkund! *dansdansdans*
HAPPITAYLE BURFDAI 2Minions !!!!1!ELEBENTY!!♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫
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♪HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO ♫
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO
HAPPEY BIRFDAY ♪ DEER 2minions ♫
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOOOOOOUUUUU!! ♫♫
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♪HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO ♫
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO
HAPPEY BIRFDAY ♪ DEER parrothead ♫
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOOOOOOUUUUU!! ♫♫
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WOW!!! Dat is byootamus artwurk! Fanks fur burfdai wishuz!
HIPY PAPY BTHETHDTH THUTHDA BTHUTHDY
or, a vewwy happitayle birfdai to Maus & parrothead and
2 minions wif love from gammacat
*runs up to parrothead and pats her gently on the beak*
Boop!
*runs up to 2 minions and pats her gently on the nose*
Boop!
can u be mai frend?
yew mus getta blu name an den habbing menny cheez frens, aifinkso!!
qween mj hazza instruk… enstrk… has how to onna her site, oh yez
www,cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com
haz awl teh infurmayshun u nead
HAPPEE BURFDAI 2Minions! Iz a gud burfdai!
Stairwai tew Heben ref FTW!
Happeh Birfdai 2 minions will Uz honor us by joining deh parteh
below as a guest ov honor
Happeh burthday, 2minions! May yor day being full uv joy!
Happi Birfdai tew:
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MAUS! *BOOP*
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EBIL MAUS! *SCHMOO*
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2Minions! *SCHMOO*
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Parrothead! *SCHMOO*
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N E udder cheez peep dat haz a birfdai tewdai! *SCHMOO*
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Heers tew hopin dis beh da bestest year yew hab had sew far!
Pea Ess: Maus, iffn yew want a SCHMOOO, yew can haz wun tew. Ai juss finkded dat yew mite prefurr a BOOP, in onor ub da fact yew started BOOPing ebreebodee.
I’ll take whatever I can get…
Oh… I almost forgot…
BOOP!
liks noz wuns
SCHMOOSCHMOOSCHMOOSCHMOOSCHMOOSCHMOOSCHMOOSCHMOOSCHMOOSCHMOO
SCHMOOSCHMOOSCHMOOSCHMOOSCHMOOSCHMOOSCHMOOSCHMOO
SCHMOOSCHMOOSCHMOOSCHMOOSCHMOOSCHMOO
SCHMOOSCHMOOSCHMOOSCHMOOSCHMOOSCHMOO
SCHMOOSCHMOOSCHMOOSCHMOO
SCHMOOSCHMOOSCHMOOSCHMOO
SCHMOOSCHMOO
SCHMOOSCHMOO
SCHMOOSCHMOO
SCHMOOSCHMOO
SCHMOOSCHMOO
SCHMOO!
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dere. Hao is dat?
*Out of breath*
That’s fine…
For now…
… and teh ‘offishul’ partee has yet to commense…
BOOP!
*gives Maus a pointey partee hat from teh BF suppliez*
U has to ware this for teh rest of teh day.
Did u have a gud weekend?
It wuz gud. Teh Ravens and the Eaglols both won, and I got to
tormentplay with the two gran’kittehs. Much booping ensued…Wuts dis writin onna hat?
E-C-N-U-D?
der you are Maus
happitayle birthday!
Boop!
(ps Go Aridzona Cardinlols)
Fank yew BuddyDitzmores Mom!
Welkum,yew is eet!
Happy Birfday to Maus, Ebil Maus, Two Minions an Parrothead!!! My advice tu yu all is tu pardy hardy tuday!! Schmoo from Advicelady.
Fankyew Advicelady!!
I think I’ll take your advice!
I tinks I will take mai own advice an pardy hardy too!
*Advicelady brings large blender of margyritas* Cheers to Birthday peeps! *clinks glasses*
Hippo birdie, two ewes- hippo birdie two ewes, hippo birdie, deer mausez, hippo birdie two ewes!! an elebinty mor!
Schrodingers Cat…
We’re always on the same page, Maus…
GMTA, as we always say…
I just wish I typed and/or clicked faster. LOL
And happy b-day…
HAPPEE BIRFDAY, MAUS. (Can’t plai – at teh pleh wurk adn nawt enuf ‘puter tiem). BUT ai hoep u haz a wundermus dai!!!
B-)
Fanks Karen! You has a grate day too!
Maus lookz up in teh skyy, heerin sum sownd. Tiney sparklee spawt in skyy, maykin melodeeyuss hummin sownd, commin closer an closer. Wut can it be? O Look! It is ZF, standing at teh helm ov jygundimuss FliegendeZauberflöte [editor's note: translation, Flying Majikk Floot] swoopin froo teh ayre wiff a kwikness. Az ZF steerz teh FZF arownd, it bellowz melodyusslee, in 6-part harmonee,
♫ ♫HAPPEE BURFDAI TEW YOO
♫ ♫HAPPEE BURFDAI TEW YOO
♫ ♫HAPPEE BURFDAI DEER MAUSIEEEEEEE
♫ ♫HAPPEE BURFDAI TEW YOOOOOO!!!!!♫ ♫
ZF bringz teh FZF tew a skreeching landing, narrowlee missing teh Tilt-a-Whurrl awn teh fare-growndz, an prodoosez a brytelee colorded bag, frum witch she pullz prezzintz:
**wun collapsiblol batting cayje
**wun shoo-pitching masheene
**wun Lou Ebil Slugger bayseball batt, Maus prefurred syze; cunningloly engrayveded wiv seenz of mousez in caypez chasing fingz. Oh look– there’s Myteee Maus!! How he get tehre?
**wun grosse dainty wyte satin pointe shooz, size 3
**wun grosse utilitarian canvas ballet slipperz, size 3
Maus, u noez whut to do wif theze, aifinkso!
**wun “Get Out of a Meeting wif StoopySootz Free” card
**60 lbz shoogar, foar BR, Petunia, an the hoars u rode inon
**Wun paint-by-numberz kit foar Sir Real
**Wun cardbored fake western salooon foar Wyatt Earf
**Wun pownd best Cheshyre cheez foar EM
Did anybuddy get leftded owt? Nawt intenshunal, I ashoor u!
I haz mayde teh triplol-chawklit browneez wif teh chawklit chipz of milolk, semi-sweet, an bittersweet chawklit. Ooeygooey an so good!
*Standz bye, brefflessly watching rayce, handing owt browneez tew ebberybuddy*
*Puts on the ballet slippers*
*Picks up the baseball bat*
*Steps up to the plate*
OK! I’m ready!
um….ok…..nawt kwyte whut I fot u’d do, but hay.(psst! Didja notiss its a shoo-pitchin masheen?)
Oopsie! I missed that. It’s Mundane mornin. That’s my excuse.
*Takes off the ballet shoes*
*Puts on his The Mouse King costume*
*Puts the ballet shoes in the machine*
*Picks up the bat*
Alright prissy missy Clara. I’m ready for you!
*crakk!!!* Annnn…..itz owtta da park foar teh Maus!
Yaaaaay! I win! I’ve been waiting YEARS for this!
OK, folks, the ballet is over. I won. You can go home now. You don’t have to sit through all that sissy ballet stuff.
What? You want your money back? That’s not MY problem. GO HOME!
Tracy Ullman (sorta..) FTW!!!
**wispurs** Um, Maus, dere are nine in-nins.
**Showts** An HAPPEE BURFDAI!!!! Ai am bery eggsited to gib yew yur prezzint att 12 EST, I wurked awl weekind awn it!
*steelz JCH4K’s artwerkz*
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HAPPEE BURFDAI PARROTHEAD!!!!!♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ :LOL: ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫
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Yoo ar moast welcome!!! Ai think it iz nice an cheeree!!
WOW, nyce artwurk! Luks stranglee familiar…….. Fankees zauberflolute!!
hippo birdie two ewes, tew, oh finely feathered cheezfren!
Fankees kittyboocat! **Luks arown fur hippo and ewes**
dey birdies grab um an flyed awai. wuz mor birddays to be wishin.
Happeh burd-day to yoo, parrothed!
*caper caper, prantz prantz* We dantzings in yor honor!
Happitayl birfday Maus, Ebil Maus, 2minions, parrothead, and ebberybuddy else hoo is sillibraytin today!
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♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫
Fank yew gremlin and cassidy!! Dat iz sum gud dansin dere gremlin, Ai feel honorid!
ohai parrothead we iz habbing brunch will uz joyin as
a guest ov honor along wid Maus an 2 minions
Brunch? Yum! Um, do ai hab to act honorable?
Happy birfdai, Parrothead!
Happy birfdai, 2minions!
may yu haz meny joys of teh day!
Fankees booklion!
When I wuz in Floridia, I wanted to tayke pikshoors ov sum ov yur relatibs, giant green parakeets who uzhually flies around in teh cocomonut trees at teh beach. But they weren’t there when I wuz at teh beach, just ovver, less fotomogenic birdses. But the cocomonuts were still small. Mebbe the green parakeets waits till cocomonuts ar bigger?
Happeh burthday to owr deer Maus!
*tippy tippy tappy tappy dantz dantz, JAZZ PAWS!*
May teh yeer ahed uv yoo be full uv win and awesome!
And ohai, booklion – wher in Floridia wuz yoo? Tell us awl abowt it. Duz yoo haz pikshors?
ohai gremlin!
I tried on a bakpak yesterdai… Osprey’s no gud for me, but I found a Diva that fit… tehy dint have Kelty, but I’z still shoppin around. I’m SEW excited abowt this trip!!
Btw… I talked to somewon this weekend that sed there were lotz of bares in central Floridah!
ohai gremlin, I wuz on teh Atlantic coast in soufern Floridia. Nawt much to tell…mostly taking 85-year-old parental kittehs to doktor appointments, shawpping, getting reddy fur and celebrayting Catmaus.
I did see gud candiates to do teh ironing in teh NB, howsumevver. Wun eggspeshully gud wun….
Dere r bares, tho teh Floridia panfer iz endangered. Allimagators, too. n artist wuz killed by wun whiles snorlking in teh nashunal forest. Also in Ocala r scientologists. So be teh careful.
OHai booklion! Aifinkso mai Florida relatibs do nawt lyke teh green cocomnuts. Odd dey wurent sumwear arownd, tho. Ai hope dey nawt eetin by bares! **haz a wurree**
Mebbe tehy wuz teh shokked by teh bare turists.
Oar mebbeh it wuz **dramatic music** bare scientologists! O no, mai poor poor cuzzins! Deh are prolly teh blind nao!
butt (tee hee) neer weeki wachee, dey talk ’bout
bares neer troll-road, but i neber seed one
Unless der is melons in it!
Shrodinger’s cat with the lid off.
wanna see oktagon kitteh…
not mattur how lrg or small! Teh floof milag variez.
ATTENSHUN
Ohai everyone! Don’t forget that on the very next lol, we will have a RACE to celebrate the burfdai of the Maus!
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Here are the rools:
(well, they’re more guidelines, really)
1. Your goal is to be the very first post! And in this first post, you should put your birthday greetings. (See ZF’s post above! she did a grate job!) If u has a present, u can describe in this post or posty nomber 2. ↓
2. Then, reply to your own post and describe what you were racing with: jet powered rokkit launcher chare, pogo stik, or whatever.
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After that, itz just a buncha fun and caek eeting and laffin!
Kthxlettehbestskwirrlwin!
OH YES! And, It’s also Parrotheads burfdai, and I see above itz teh burfdai of 2 minions too! So bring ur burfdai game for all 3 to teh 9 am cheeztime lol…
I sees some of u are getting practiss in early…
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Sew I will also say Happy Burfdai morning, Maus!
But u has to wate til 12 EST for ur present.
*Pouts*
Well… OK…
Ai wuz wayting to – but – aw heck!
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{{{{{{{{Maus}}}}}}}} Happee Burfday!!
skwirrlgrrl – may ai????
) except ebreewun saying what they “rode in awn” comment within teh ENE ov teh rayce entreez. That way it iz much eezier to see waht ackshullee happened!!!
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Ov corse, nawt sekond iz nawt sekond. but fur ar RAYCE porpoises, ebreewun within teh starting minnit iz in teh winnerz sirkle!
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Oh – an we DO ask taht no wun (itz laik herding catz, ai know!
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In ODDER werds – pleeze start awl partee commintz
AFTER awl teh last ov teh rayce entreez!
Iffn nawt, teh kitteh adjustz teh bocks 2 fit
The crowd is gathered to celebrate Maus’ birthday, when suddenly everyone realizes that there is a presence in the room. They all turn around and see a woman walk into the room……Marilyn Monroe?
It certainly looks like her, and she’s wearing the white dress, the one made famous in the subway vent picture.
She walks up to where Maus and all of his alter egos are sitting, stands directly in front of Ebil Maus and begins singing…
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“Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday, Ebil Master,
Happy birthday to you.”
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After her song, she turns around to face the rest of the crowd. She removes the blonde wig, revealing a headful of red hair underneath. It’s not Marilyn after all…
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It’s rhsb!
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Happy birthday, Maus!
I can’t tell the difference! Red… blond… red… blond…
Thanks!
Happee birthday Maus!!! All teh best people hav their birthday in this month, even Elvis!
Ohai, AfriCat!
My birfday is Sunday, but wii will be sillybratyin nexst Munday.
Iz ur birfday dis munf too?
Yus’m, it wus awn teh 8th (Da King’s burfday too!)
Well Happee Belatud Burfdai AfriCat! Yewz tew kwyet!!
Happeetayle birfdai, Africat! Ai hevnt seen u in absloot ages!
Fanks berry mush!
Happytayle belaytid burfday, AfriCat!
Fanks veeeeery muchlee!
that wuz quite a dramatikal entrance rhsb!
how iz Uz todai?
Ohai, 2_k!
I’m doin beddur tahn I wuz last Fryday. Nawt unner teh bed (so far).
Bak to werk. Fun fun.
Hao u doin?
I ar busee but well.
can u b mai frend, plz?
ai lubs yr useah nom, clicky onna teh blu kittyboocat an ai will be yr cheezfren tew! cauz unless nom be blu, cannut fynd yew to request teh frenship….
ahyuoooj majikolol band, wif instrumenteez, sum ov witches plays tehmselbes, appears, playing nd singing in honor ov teh Maus
here’s a pkshoor ov teh band, wif moosik :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9YQggpFnPQ
Here’s teh reel words:
Hoo’s teh leeder ov teh laffs
that mayke us LOL all day?
M-A-U
S-K-O
N-I-G oh yesh!
Hey there hi there ho there!
Yur debreefings mayke us pleed
M-A-U
S-K-O
N-I-G oh yesh!
Maus teh King!
(lcb!!!)
Maus teh King!
(leeza-b!!!!!)
Forebber let us honor all teh puns!
So kom along wif zippos on
and seltzer bottles near
M-A-U
S-K-O
N-I-G oh yesh!
ROFL halplessly….
ohai booklion is U bak in deh wintur wunderland or still basking in deh
glorious sun?
ohai, two_kittehs. I gotted bakk last night…teh sunlight sparkloling on teh new-fallen snow is gloloriusly bee-yoo-teeful, but I stil hazzing to adjust to teh climate chaynj.
ohai booklion, I has been wonderin if u gotted back ok!!
sew hows ur dad? Ok then, I hopes??
yesh, he passed awl teh extry tests, so teh worrieez wuz fur nuffing.
Fankee fur aksing!
thatz grate noos!
{{{{{{{{booklion}}}}}}}
sowry we dint get to has another cheezmeet on ur return trip!
me too! {{{{{{skwirrlgrrl}}}}}
We can haz hiking cheezmeet anuvver time.
Nao I needz to tayke care ov neglekted bizzness that mounted up whiles I wuz gone (that’s why I gab Maus hiz mewsikal triboot nao, sins I won’t be at pyuter next lol)
*wispurrs to teh skwirrlol behind floofy lion paw*
Psst…did yu see dat yu and lcb bof honored az being on a comedic par wif teh Maus? Menny peeps here is teh funny, but yu free, oops, bdder add GP, r my heeros.
wot? ME?
Noes, I dint see taht!
Iz not wurthy, Idontfinkso!
* elbows skwirrl ouuta teh wai *
fankies booklion 
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huh? whut? did summedy sai mai nayme? whut ai miss?
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Ohai pinny gig!
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Booklion haz eet rite, aifinkso! Der beh sum peeps dat make dis a plais ub laffin an happitayl. Maus, leeza-b, LCB and yew definitely amungs dem.
hay, watch those elboes piggeh!
tehy is small… but sharp!
dis has an awsum amount ub win!
On deh pilot episode of ICHC cooking channel cooking wid two_kittehs and
Maus we can has birfdai brunch
two_kittehs and cheezfrenz has made quite a buffet for Maus, Happy Birfdai Maus
Brunch menu iz:
apple cranberry muffins
blue berry pancakes
coffeh
date and walnut bars
eggs just as you like dem
f…
Ohai Maus happeh birfdai
fritturs (bananana)
gigant pancakes
heaps ov bacon (ai’ll eet it ifn yu don wanna!)
i…
Ih-normous pile of biscuits
Jellies and jam of all kinds
kurly straws for drinking with
L…
instant oatmeel (what am ai sayin, it’s mai burfdai) **frows awai instant oatmeel**
jam and jelly
krumpits
liddlol dollops ov whippee creem
m…
mimosa
nutella
oranj joos
p..
Peech pi
Quiche
Roast tatos
Salmon
Toasted bagels
U….
upsyd down pynaplol caek
very tender pot roste
whynes ub eberee sort
xaclee whut yew wants!
yummy noms
zoom bax tew teh beginnin ub buffet fur moar nummy noms
majestyk dollops ov whippy cream.
numerous dollops ov whipy kreems
oh nao I need to put sum whippy cream in my cawfee
**Scoots in beside booklion tew share wippy cream**
Where are we going and what am I doing in this handbasket?
♫♫♫
Follow the Yellow Brick Road
Follow the Yellow Brick Road
Follow, follow follow, follow
Follow the Yellow Brick Road…
♫♫♫
Dat road is paved wif gud intenshuns!
We’z awn teh hiwai tew heck, teh hiwai tew heck! *bangs hed* ouch!
Heer yu go *sticks hello kitty bandaid awn BF’s ouchie*
an a schmoo tu mak it all bettur!
aw, fank u AC, ai’z tew owld fer the hed-bangin ai gess!
*luuks in mirror,admyres hello kitty bandaid*
No no no no, a fouwzund tymes no! NEBER tew old fur hed bangin! Jist do nawt bang hed awn eneefing but ayr!
Happeetail burfday parrothead, an mannneeeee moooooooorrrre!!!!
Fank yew AfriCat!
Oh hai,
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Heer b a lubbly LOL bai Dawgzdr00Lkittehsr00L.
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=3078417
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Deh Cheez Town Cryer b a plaic wair i will kollektify awl deh nownsmintz I kin and posting dem fur awl tu seeing. Uv korse, I kan’t spot awl deh nownsmintz, so if u wud like, u kin sending mii deh emayo at cweenmj@gmail.com and I will postifying it.
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Deh pritty kitty b mai deer old Winky, laying on deh windowsill watching deh fisheez in deh pond. Wun uv deh reezunz I pikkt hur tu b on deh masthed iz kuz she wuz part Meezer and she lubbed tu tawk. So she b sitting dere telling u awl deh newz!!
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I haz added a cuppla helperz under the Majik Trikkz. Adn I haz postifyed a cuppla nownsmintz peepz sendinged tu mii.
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Deh Cheez Town Cryer b at
http://www.cheeztowncryer,wordpress.com
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Cheez!!
mj, yew doesing so muchness fur teh cheez peeps, ai has fullness ub admireing fur yew! tanx sew much!
*trumpets blow and banners wave*
ALL HAIL THE QWEEN!!!
Ohai CweenMJ! *schmoos tew yew*
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Ai hoeps dis nawt sownd critical… butt (hehehe) dere is a comma where dere shud be a dot inna yr linx tew teh cheeztowncryer, aifinxo!
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http://wwww.cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com
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An fanx yew berry mush fur doing dis, cween!
Happytayle Birfday, Parrothead!
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{{{{{rhsb}}}}}} Fank yew! Dat wuz kwite a purformence today, yew luk byootiful. Watch owt fur teh subway vents!
Dis ole fing?
Fanks. I finkso I will be watchin owt foar subway vents.
Subway vents an windy days…I advise yu to watch owt for bof of dem!!
Iz a wundermus dai fer cheezfrend birfdais!
Happeest wishez fer Maus, Parrothead, 2minions an aneewun else ai mai hav missed!!!!
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Fank yew bluesfan473!
Thanks, BF!
skrunched up kitteh…is skrunched
ohai all mai cheezfrens!!
ai has been gon fer reel lonnggg tiem nao.
so mush skule, so mush werk.
but nao, i’z daon to wun job an less skoolz,
so *hopfullee* i’z can spend sum mor tiem
heer in cheezland wif teh cheezfrenz ai miss soooo mush!!!!
tell meh all dat has bin happnin wifout meh!
i wanna heer all teh news an get al catcheded up.
kthxbai.
Ohai 343!!!!!!!!!!! I haz missded u! Glad u kan come bakk!!!
zauberflolute!!!! it haz bin entierlee tew long.
hao goez it in teh werld uv cheez??
Ai’ve mist yoo too!!! {{{{{{{343GuiltySpark}}}}}}}}
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Hao reelee grate to see yur nayme bak heer!!!
heer comez burfday fairy, a liddle erlier tahn usual, to wish a BIG HAPPEE BURFDAY to all teh cheezfrenz, lolfrenz, noofrenz, lurkurfrenz, an trolz hoo haz tehms burfdayz today!! an today iz a very big burfday day indeed: we iz habbing teh burfdays ob Maus (an all himz alter-egoz), parrothead, 2minions, an (cheks noo-an-improovd burfday list) Kayden_007!!! FORE BURFDAYS taht we iz knowing ob, an if it iz being yor burfday too speek up an let uss kno an joyn teh sellybrayshun!! oh, an also yesterday wuz a very speshul burfday (burfday fairy had to be taking a sik-an-bizzy day yesterday), teh reezon why we are all being heer: teh burfday ob ICHC!! may dis wundrus playse be habbing many more yeerz ob making us laff an gibbing us a fun playse to lay!!
i haz bringed rich-an-tasty hommaed burfday caeks in evreewuns favrit flavrs!! along wif frootyfizzy party punch, i skreem, poynty shiny party hats wif pompoms, noyzmakers, an goodie bags filled wif bownsy balls taht lite up wen they bownse, sekrit de-coder rings, ittybitty sekrit diyareez, shiny pencils wif TWO diffrent erasurs – maus-shaped an parrothed-shaped!! kandeez, an puffy blak-kitteh stikkers wif googly eyes!! an many swishes ob teh burfday wand to make all yor wishes com troo!!
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*snatchez a pawfull of blak kitteh stikkers and runsawayfast*
w00! w00T!!!
HAPPYBURFDAI CHEEZANTOFU!!!!!!!!
OHai burfdai fairy! Fank yew fur teh gud wishiz! **Haz sum cake an iskreem, wears a poynty shiny party hat, blows noyzmakre, takes a goody bag wif wun of eech wundurmus fing! **Puts parrothed shaped erasur in treasure box tew keep furever** **
Happee Burfdai Kayden_007!
**whispurrs**
So, birfday fairy, do u finkso I can get wut I wants foar my birfday?
(Wii tawlked abowt it last week.)
*ahem* i iz in intense negoshiayshuns wif my contacts. ifink we haz reeched an agreemint on teh, um, terms, but tehy cannot be reveeled yet. trade sekrits, yoo unnerstand. but it luks, um, promising.
Oh goody goody goody!
Iz awl I want.
If I gets dis, it will be sortakinda better tahn wut I got foar Bocsking Day!
Don’t be such a skware, kitty-o, an get wif teh grooooove!
Kitteh was L 7…now is cool kitteh
Happeetayle birfdai to Maus and 2 minions! Happee Happetayle Birfdais awlwais!
Fanks KC!
Happeetayle Birfdai, Parrothed!
Fanks KCTailkinker!
HAPPEE BIRFDAY tew eberybodee elz wo’z lukee enuf to be habin a birfday tewdai!!!
This is what I mean about Lolspeak being dead.
It’s COMPLETELY changed lately. Newfags ruin everything
“Phyzics” is supposed to be FIZZICKS or FIZZIX.
And it’s not Alwayz and Itz and We’z. All these Z’s make it look like this is supposed to be some sort of cell phone language. But the whole POINT of lolspeak is to make it PHONETIC!
There used to be some norms…
like Bai and Kthx and Nowai. And no apostrophes.
But people are changing them because they don’t know how to write it properly… And making the language as impossible to read as possible ISN’T funny!
It’s just cumbersome.
Get lolspeak back, folks. Go look at the old stuff.
*d’Beaker peers around corner*
*beckons class to come closer*
yes, ai do beleeves that we has here a new speeshees of troll. this being teh “pining fer teh classical lolspeak” troll, ay kay ay teh “kidz theeze dayz …!!!” troll.
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this troll is being noen by itz longing fer teh owld days, wen lolspeek was more pure than it is now. it urges teh study ob teh classical lolspeek (the “old stuff”) and dercire … decry… decyre … complains sumfin feerce about the way we talks now.
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please to adding to yer field guides and making careful notes.
kthnxbai
*whispurrs*
Phillipe – if you catch it, you can put it in the exhibit at GPs Safari Park!
Feel free.
At least both of you guys speak it proper.
So go make some lols.
Um …. while we’re critiquing each other’s language and grammar, Elli, that should be ’speak it properLY’, not ’speak it proper’. Please, let’s be writing correct English! Thank you sooooo much.
*straightens hat, pulls on white gloves, elegantly saunters off Stage Right, musing whether it will be difficult to eat luncheon with tongue in cheek*
And by the way…
A troll is someone who posts rude, rash comments on forums just to piss people off or insult them. I’m trying to make a point, and so do not classify as a troll.
I have something important to say. You don’t.
So… by your logic, English should not changed at all since the time of Shakespeare. You sound like my father-in-law, who is a world-class curmudgeon. ALL living languages change, Elli. Lolspeak has gone through at least two major shifts since I arrived here about a year-and-a-half ago.
So chill.
PS: By our rules, you ARE a troll. A #3 Troll, species Trollus Fatuus
**rhsb runs in, cubberin her eers**
HALP!!! HALP!!
I’m bein stawlked by Soft Cell!
What, you heard me?
No, it seems lyk eberytiem I’m inna car, I heer teh famous (infamous? notorious?) T-word song!
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Iz kwite innerestin to see teh uthur drivers luukin at me, who iz laffin lyk idjit inna car by hurself!
Kitteh is its own geometric world
Not even joking or exaggerating but this cat is the exact replica of my cat Polly! Right down to the black mouth crease to the black spot on the foot! I’m sure the faces are different but I had to do a double take
IKEA kitteh niidz tu go tu boxhab STAT! CAWLIN Dr. TINYCAT!!!
“Zum Geburtstag viel Glück!
Zum Geburtstag viel Glück!
Zum Geburtstag liebe Maus, Ebil Maus, 2minions an parrothead,
Zum Geburtstag viel Glück!”
schmoo and boop to all!!!
Is the kitty a solid or a liquid?
my favorite evah