Coffee?Whatyoumeancoffeewuzincup?
Coffee?Whatyoumeancoffeewuzincup? Inotknowwhatyoutalkin’bout. Thotwuzwatter. Yeah,watter. Mmmwatter. Watterwatterwatter.
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: KittyBelle
« Previous RETINAL SCAN COMPLETE | bun warmer Next »
» 245 Comments
Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
news from 
Contact Us
-
Who be Talkin'
kafleenthedonkey on YOU GOT ME RIBBONS!! kafleenthedonkey on YOU GOT ME RIBBONS!! Lungdoc on I iz in ur space-time continuu… Kiya on Dis iz as far owt of bed caramelchef81 on I iz in ur space-time continuu… Lungdoc on I iz in ur space-time continuu… HistoryMaker on I iz in ur space-time continuu… caramelchef81 on YOU GOT ME RIBBONS!! Grantski on YOU GOT ME RIBBONS!! caramelchef81 on I iz in ur space-time continuu… Lungdoc on I iz in ur space-time continuu… caramelchef81 on I iz in ur space-time continuu… PootyTat on I iz in ur space-time continuu… PootyTat on I iz in ur space-time continuu… mamarosa on I iz in ur space-time continuu…
Ai aer shore it wuz juss wadder.
Anni, yoo R teh fast! Mai ai offer yoo sum (decaf) tee fur a bedtyme drink?
Nawt quite bedtiem – Ai hazn’t had mai dinner yet! Ai muss go an kukk sumfing soon. (Tiem heer iz juss affer seben pm)
In taht case, heer’s a glass of red whine!
Thx, Dat’s moar liek it!
Ohai Annipuss
I iz cukkin a Mediterranean Cottage pie, drinkin sum Chat on Ouef …srsly. That r whut teh wine am called, wiv a picshure of a kitteh suspishussly like Hazel, sittin on a cakkleberry. An ….mmmmm …iz gud
Chat on Ouef du Poop?
Win!!!
Bwahahahahahahah…………..ROFLPIMP……………
*cant breeeeeve……Snerk………….snort………..heeheeeee
…Sorry Romeow, but taht brought out teh Inner Kid in me
Toylit humour – I has it!!!!!!
wai dey onlee hab teh wun egg fur breg fass in france? cauz in france, one egg iz an ouf!!
TOO GOOD.
..sebrel whiles layter….
O.o …Hic…..i can testify to teh fact ,this wine duz nawt taste like poop
Is nice…hic..**hic*Hic*,,,Mmmmmmmm…:grin:
mmmh, sounds gut tidmum! ai will add it to mai
list of whines to bui.
its too early heer for whine, so i’m going to
go have a catpucino wif lotsa cafeene!
Cat-poo-cheeno?
Duz I see a trend?
Errrrm…..cus sumwun plz to pass a litterbox an sum kleen drawers plz??
Weeee! Nommy caffeine!
*chases tail*
Ooohhh dots…
Ai prefurr Goats do roam
chat enuf doo, pape!
iz 5 O’clock somwher
darn anni do u always w8 for new pics?!
ur always first 
Ai lurk an wayt!
and then pounce…
how 2 change pic
Compleet wif butt wriggle of doom? Oh wait, only kittehs do that, don’t they …
*Snerk*
Mai butt doan’t wiggul enny moar!
cause it is sooooooooo water haha i love this one
He noes sppoes to dwink coffe coffecoffecoffe
.
Srsly
U has pictures of this, does u?
umm… nawt yet, gimme a phew dais tu get ober teh site mint adn ai gets picshore ob meh modelling mai HDT, USAFT adn FCHRG(wdoi) c/w T
I think u kud selling printz uv dat pixor at deh Safari Park.
but, but, but, u b wairing deh towelz!!!
.
adn a FCHRG!!!
…c/w T!
.
Yesh, ai nose… mebbeh ai cud maek a fambilee frendlee berzhun ob eet, yesh.
.
O, btw mai leeje – {{{{{{cweenmj}}}}}} ai red yur nite watchman storee fur mamakitty tihs moarning adn ai red bowt Eric teh otter dai… mai eyes wus sooo leekey!
Ok, I’ll bite….. wut iz c/w T
.
cinninnom wafer Topping?
capchured whyle Toofless?
camping wen Toxikated?
cawlling wabbitz Turtlolz??
Gud thing u gotted deh Hunnert Dollah Towl fur dem leekee iiz.
{{GP}} U remindering mii uv Eric.
{{{{{{{{{{{Cweenmj}}}}}}}}}}}}
Me tu had leeky iyes.
I has sobbed on an off awl day.
Teh Nite Watchman Stories be rited frum teh Heart. An yor Heart is HUUUUUGE.
I has a privilij being able to read tehm.
Fankyoo. ♥
.
Mamakitty be in a warm an safe place,an I finkso taht teh Jamamakitty be comforted,knowing taht The Nite Watchman be lookin out for Mamakitty.
Dang,my iyes is leekin a river nao. Plz to pass teh tishues..*sniffle..sob…*
I think deh MamaKitty will b a gud frend fur mai Winky…. Dehy b berry much alike…. Adn deh Nite Watchman will keeping a close eye on bof uv dem.
Cat-feend kitteh.
I think he had toooooooooo menneeeee NRG drinkz.
Pursonly I tink kittehs frantick luk is reaxshun to dat fuglee carput behin him. Wud mak mye eyez all weerd to
Ai lurves teh karpit but ai thinkz yu ar awn teh ryte trak. Luks moar lyke Katnip Kitteh tu mii, thoe.
I gyess awl carputs needs somebuddy to lurve dem :laugh:
Ai doan’t fink Ai cud lub dat wun – ebber!
Coffeecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffee
Waz u habing reglar or decat?
decat iz sack-ra-ledge!
Reglar, plz, needz to b awayk fur… Dunno *runs round in a sirkel*
MUST HAV CAT-FFEINE!!
*joins Meowritz in sirkels*
Cawfeecawfeecawfeecawfeecawfeecawfee! MUST HAB!!! *joins Meowritznd whiskers09092006 in sirkels. De runs fastfastfastfastfast! De turn into large puddle of kitteh butter…*
Ohai POC. Haow is Kittehdaddy doing todai?
{{{{{{{Kittydaddy}}}}}}} {{{{{{{POC}}}}}}}}
Ai wanned too rply too dis commnt, but somfing went rong… Ai will haf reglar plz… *Still running round in sirkls*
*crawls after meowritz wif cup of cawfee*
Hey, wate! I’ll be spilling it awl ifn ai tries to ketchup wif you!
dats okai, somtimes teh spilz wil get into teh mouf, or yu can absorp teh catfeein thru teh skin.
I feelz teh need…
teh need fur speed!
If that waz water dude i love water!!!! were did the kitteh get the water from?
I not gonna get sleep erly tonite, dat’s fer sure
And, dat meens ur nawt gonna sweep early, neeber.
the ceiling! how did you get paw prints on the ceiling?
Spidah kat spidah kat duze wad ebber a spidah kat doz n then duz it agin anaginangianaginanaginanagin
Kitteh been singin dis song, aifinkso!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7EONScLrHg
Ohai Red! Hao yu is todai?
.
Ai seas heer frum mai fishul paypers * gets out scrunched up scrap ob payper * taht yu no has brotted anee teekets fur teh Safareh Park Grand Opening! Hao manee ai shud put yu down fur huh?
Ohai, GP!
I nawt gonna by enny tikkets UNTIL I GETS MY BIDEO BAK!
hmm… otay den – heer yu goes.
.
* hands ober bideo taype *
* lukks arownd nerbussly *
*uplodes copy of tape to teh UToobs*
**crashes LCB’s puter befoar upload iz compleet**
*files inshurance claim*
*is glad she maded backup of teh video and putted it in a safe place*
**hooks up dynamite, blows up LCB’s safe**
*files inshurance claim for decoy safe*
**narrows eies at teh sneeky rodint**
Are you SHURE dis is teh rite wun dis tiem?
Ifn iz nawt, u will roo teh day….
Uh huh! Yesh, is defineetlee taht won! Ai promiss! * nod nod *
.
lookit, lookit tihs fais! * holds up bebbeh otter * wud tihs fais lie tu yu? rly?
GP! whut dyd wi tellol yu ’bout using bebbeh otters
for nefarius purpoises?
*waves floofy paw*
ohai eberyone!
is nawt nefarius – promiss!
.
Hay! Hu’s floofy paw is yu waibing aneewai?
uuummm, not sure eggsactly
*looks at waving paw*
i finks ai needs more cafeene!
**luuks at bebbeh otter, finks of hiz parentz, which are prolly drunk**
Awww…himz sew kyoot!
**turns attenshun to GP**
U, awn teh uthur hand, I nawt so shure abowt. U has dubblol-crossed me befoar, so plz to be understandin of my suspishunz.
**takes bideo, an stuffs it unner hur shurt**
**gibs munnies to GP foar Safari Park**
ooo fankies!
.
* cownts munnies *
* puts bebbeh otter sayflee bak in hawt tub *
.
* whispers tu teh cheezfrends * Whut Red donut no is, wii has switched hur bideo wib a copy ob “Breetnee Speers, Libe in Consert” – lettuce see whut colour she turns wen she fynds owt!
.
* scampersawaiwibakwikness oh, adn munnies *
* Wut GP nawt kno iz dat Red has spies in TTI dat borked into his howse an stolded teh CORREKT bideo dayz ago *
PINNY GIG!!!! Ur fuzzy liddlol behind iz MIEN!!!
* goes luukin foar teh Rabid Weezuls, cuz hur gots job foar dem *
* Whut teh spies donut no is taht TTI Bideo Taypes donut werk in Merica adn taht GP sowld teh bideo to Fleep awn FleaBay AGES ago! *
.
* wunners ware his “Best ob Teh Spyce Grrls” bideo has gawn *
**ebil laffin iz heard in TTI, from akross teh pond**
Yew is alwais holdin up teh bebbeh otter. The poor robbery viktum cant possibly hav ani munnies left, pur fing. I wud adopt dis bebbeh but whar I livs der is no water like an otter auter hab. I vote we find teh bebbeh a new home wif mod cons. An no holdin up all teh time!
ar yu gonna hold up LCB next?
* holds up grumpee faised lolcatburglar *
Well, sum fings eben wii canut chyange! * shrugs *
*falls out laffing at teh reediculussness of teh idear of GP’s managing something like that*
den who was GP holding up?
cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com/2009/01/09/safari-park-2/
Does u has two warm spoons I could borrow?
* hands ober tu ladels *
ai donut eben wanna no whut yu is gonna du wib dose!
.
.
Sadlee, ai has tu go nao!
* scampersawaiBERRYBERRYfast *
Is otay carosue, plz tu trust meh! Wii has lawts ob bebbeh otters awl sayfe adn warm inna hawt tub wib plentee ob gushifuds – ai onwlee taeks won owt fur a littlol whyle den puts dem strayt bak; den iffn ai kneads an otter bebbeh otter ai nawt yoose teh sayme won twyce.
Hum. I don fink dat halps yer kase. Yew is holdin a whole LITTER uf bebbeh otters captive in a hot tub? Yew tryin to make bebbeh otter soup? An where are der famulies, anywai? Poor victums of economic exploitations. Yew is probabably gots an entire kiosk at the safari park that sells the fings wif the cute otter fases on dem, like the coffee cups an teh credit card cases and check buk covers and fings like dat.
An da otter bakskratchers..don furgets dem!
**eers perk up**
Bakskratchers? Hao well dey werk?
Kitteh need more energees tu climb an shred curtins today
**Walks in, nommin awn fudj caek, likkin choklit awf fingurs**
Wow, dis is teh best fudj caek I ebber eeted…
how did da meetink wif da rabid weaslols go?
GP has sum eggsplanning to do, aifinkso!
Teh meetin wif teh rabid weezuls went grate. I nawt kin gibs teh detayles, ob coarse, but fings will be taken care of verry soon.
However, sum fings, I nawt trust ennywun to take care of foar me. **grins wif a ebilness as hur puts awn teh boots Maus gibbed her an remooves teh rusty spikes**
*clapppity clappity*
yu luk great in dose boots!
I’m lissenin to Barbie Girl agin!
Beets teh hayle outta teh Hampster Danse!
U nawt gonna beleev wat I herd awn the raydio today — “I Can’t Hold Back” by Survivor!
Talk abowt a blast from teh past…….1984.
Garsh, I feeled owld!
So do I. My bad knees, let me show you them
Driving to in-laws later
I think I’ll set up an ’80s medley
for the car
Mien too. Dey hurt, speshully wen iz cowld owt.
I remember wakin up awn my 36th birfday an stuff dat nawt hurted teh day befoar wuz hurtin. I thot to myself, “Dis iz NAWT gud!”
I saw funnee birfday card 2day. It sed, “At owr adj, kinky secks meens…kinks inna bak, kinks inna nek, kinks inna knee, etc.!”
I
*slinks arownd in teh shadoes, mutturing fings abowt shock collers an bideos an peroovian cooking*
Ohai, my dear fren!
Wud u an ur pak lyk anudder job? It inbolbes trabbel…..
Duz it inbolbe fud? We beend habing a hongree a lawt sins teh consirt fur nawt nomming rodints.
Nawt relee, but U kin feest awn teh troll dats below thred.
Halp urself!
Oh, an wii may hasta make egg-sepshun foar wun sertin pinny gig.
If wii nawt nom him, wii at leest hasta bat him arown alot.
LOLZ i did dat manyz timez and u cant stop me!!!BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
OH MY STINKIN’ GOD. STOP TALKING IN LOLSPEAK. IT IS SO ANNOYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! just talk regularly! it’s easier to understand, faster to type, and it doesn’t make my brain hurt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SERIOUSLY! NOW STOP!!!!
Srsly. Wat b ur problum? Wuts rong wif teh way wii tawlk?
I has no problum reedin dis watsoebber.
Mebbe teh problum iz urs an nawt owers.
Crikey! A troo waild trollus fatuus! This troll akshuallee beeleevs that, becawse it duz nawt reddilee understaynd lolspeek, no wun shud be yusing it! Ay think we’ull trai tu capshur this spesimen, an investigate wheather it beeleevs that people raysed speeking other langwijes shud awlso stawp yoosing them, becauwse this troll cannawt understaynd it! *gets the dart gun ready*
*lurkz in shadoe watching deh hunt.
*reddy tu leep in at deh appropri8 instint
*makes notes in troll fieldguide*
you have serious issues. call me a fat troll just because i find lolspeak annoying? no, i can understand it fine, but it’s very irksome.
Den if u find it irksome, WHY yoo show up an reed awr commints?
Nawt berry smart, imo.
No, she didn’t cawl u FAT, she kawlld u FATUUS. Fatuus b deh Latin fur foolish.
.
Sheesh!!! adn u fink wii b irksum.
*gigglols*
Lessee, can’t tell diffrins between fat and fatuus… haz ishoos wif teh capslock key… finks that ennyfing s/he duz nawt lyk shud stop immediatelee… haz no unnerstanding uv whai lolspeek iz fun an akshuallee needs intelligence… an interrupts peeple having fun wif unpleasant remarks. Ai haz a suspishun whu haz teh ishoos heer.
*rings in*
Mt. McKinley?
yur ansewer needz to bee in da form of a kwestion…
I thought the whole point of this site IS lolspeak. Without it this place would lose much of the charm. The fact that one person a week complains about it compared to the hundreds of us who enjoy playing here lead me to think that you are in a very small, sad minority.
Come, have a hug. {{{{{{{me}}}}}}}
There. In the beginning my brain ached a bit after reading the comments, but after a while I got so used to it I can read it like plain English. Even the LOLfronsch. Yes, they do it with French here, too. Mind-boggling, eh?
Look, we all like what’s happening here, so if you’re not happy, either go somewhere else or suffer in silence. K?
Dere iz LOLfronch?
I can has LOLdutch too!!!!!oneshiftcapslockizstuckokiwillnomnomnomfirst
*stawks teh troll, whu be yelling tew laod tu heer ennyfing*
*taeks cayrful aim wif teh trankwilaizer dart gun*
*whispurs* Theese darts will nawt hurt teh troll, just maek it sleepee so we can capshur it wif less daynjur tu it and tu us. Then we’ull taek teh troll tew a new, saef hoam.
*fiers dart at troll*
W00TTT!!!! u hitted it!!!
*leepz owt wif ropez adn tyingz up deh troll b4 it kin waking up adn escapading
I noes a sayfe place! GP has a place in da nyu park!
K’mon, gammacat, u grab dat end adn I got dis end. Wii’ll hawl ‘im off tu deh troll cage in deh Park!!
Got him. 1 2 3 heave!
* dey marchez off tu deh Safari Park.
Hut, two, free, fore,
Hut, two, free, fore.
.
*Putz deh troll inna Eco frenlee adn humane Troll kage.
Won’t GP b pleezd???
Beauteeful wurk, yur majaestee, gammacat. This’ull be a praime spesimun tu studee and tu display foar ejukashunal purpuses!
*hands eech a payr uv Offishul TrollHunter ™ Gluvs fur sayfur handling uv trolls*
*pushes cayge awn wheels ober tu teh cween and gammacat* This being much sayfer, in cayse teh trankwilaizer wares awf awn teh way. Wunce this spesimun iz aowt uv kwarantaine, it’ull be a marvellus addishun tew teh new Troll Pit.
thankee for da cage and da wundermous Offishul TrollHunter ™ Gluvs!
nowse we are readdi for any troll-earmurjensees!
Fankee Trollhunter…. dat wuz a wikked gud shot u got off dere!!! I think deh latin kunfuzinged him enuff tu making him an eezzee targit. I’ll hav tu ask Gibbo tu stawking deh Offishul TrollHunter ™ Gluvs in deh Ty boot Eek. Dey cameded in berry handy!!
Everbuddy be caerfull not to get troll bogeys on your wands ….. oh
wayt …. dis not be de Leeky Cawldrun …. nebbermind
Will der be troll xibit der?
oh yes yes yes! per GP, is a sayfe place to see trollz and
figure out why dai be so troll-like!
Mebbe d’Beaker labs will hab annex der fur tu study dem an der narrow minds, culd be ub interest tu science, aifinkso!!
dats a verry gud idyea!
*makes note in super secret diaree wif sparlolee cuber*
Mebbe if yur gawd dint stink so much yu wuld bee nicer!! If yu nawt liek lolspeak, den yu needs tu stay away frum ware it’s spoken. Peeples nawt gonna stop jes cuz sumone pops in an dont liek it. run along now.
I like lolcats. Not lolspeak. Would it kill everyone to type normally? And I’m not saying this to be some self-centered whatever. Because I’m not. Yes, I know there are millions of people on ICHC. But I also know that I am definitely not the only one who gets vexed when people type in lolspeak.
No offense, but some people here need some manners.
You don’t like it, don’t read it. Why should we stop something we find fun just because you tell us to?
What does the fact that you are extremely outnumbered tell you?
But, yes u r beeing sef senterd. U b wanting us tu changing ower behayvyoor tu soot u. Dat b deh defeenishun uv sef senterd.
.
Foolish Troll!!!!
I agree. hubbi-cat doesn’t like LOLspeak,
so he just looks at the pics, not the comments.
You might as well find a TV show you hate
and watch it for 10 hours straight!
Mai bf luvs that ai haz so much fun heer, but him iz skeerd tu joyn in… him sayz him cud nawty keep up wif teh payse an teh whiplash trayns uv thot an free-assosiayshun that happins heer (tu much payn meds, slowing his finkings daon sum)
Dis is wat we do heer, an dis is how we tawk wif eechother. If it vexes yu tu reed it, then dont reed the commint section….easy enuff to do.
OOOHH! We can be raysin da moneys for GP’s Safari Park!
*Holds owt floofy paw tew Trollus Fatuus*
Dat’ll bee elebenty monees for usin da troll rode.
: grin :
an eggstra for da troll-bridge and da troll-house kookies!
Lets nawt eet da cookees, will mek us crabby an whiney like da trolls!
dew NAWT want!
Fangs fur followin up wif dis! Sowree ai wuz nawt heer tew halp.
I don’t particularly care for lolspeak either, and very rarely use it myself, but it’s a part of the fun for everyone else. They don’t get on me for not using it, and I’m not going to get on them for using it–and sometimes it does just seem to fit the picture perfectly. I am going to have to find a dictonary soon, though.
Actually, I much prefer lolspeak to textspeak (so to speak). Lolspeak at least demands thought and creativity, while textspeak is just sheer laziness! Ok, I’ll get off my soapbox now. (Just out of curiosity, can anyone translate that last statement for me? I’d enjoy seeing that it lol! Thanks!)
Otay, Autumn Roadz, I will try tu translatingifying dat fur u…. Adn BTW, wii duzn’t mind peepz hoo ritez in reglar Inglish a tawl. It b a nak wired talent adn deh moar u duz dem moar u likningz it… at furst wen I saw deh lolspeak I wuz awl WTF??? but den I tryinged it adn i hazn’t lukinged bak…
.
Tranzmogrifikation uv deh AR commint:
.
I duzn’t partikklolairy b keering fur deh lolspeek ezzer, adn verry rarely b uzing it msef, butt it b a part uv deh funz fur ebbreewun elzez. Dey duzn’t git on mii fur not uzingz it, adn I’m not gonna git on dem fur using it – adn sumtiymez it duz just seemz tu fitting deh pixor purrfeklee. I b going ru hav tu finding a dikshun airy soon, tho.
Axshullee, I much prefering dhe lolspeek tu textspeek (so tu speeking). Lolspeek at leest b demandingz thot adn kreate tivityz, wyle deh textspeek iz just beeing deh sheerest uv lazinessez!, Ok, I getting off mai sopebawk noaw. (just owt uv kuri ozity, kin enny wun translatifying dat last stateing ment fur mii? I’d enjoi seeing dat in deh LOL!! Fankz!!)
LOL–I think you spent too much time on this, but thanks! I’m going to be giggling about it for quite awhile!
Dear me (what’s in a name)
This is ICHC.
This is our playground, and you’re welcome to play our game if you follow our rules. (well, not really rules, they are more like guidelines)
Rule number one: thou shall LOLspeak.
If you don’t like our game, no worries. Same cute little kittehs are also featured on CuteOverload and other cutie blogs.
Or read ICHC with an RSS feedreader, and ignore the comments.
If joo dunt wannus too speek lolspeak, joo shudnt bee on dis site
*Drops an duz 20*
calm down now, let them have their fun. there has to be a place for this kind of sillyness.
oh and by the way, I’m back. (for now).
I wanted to come back for the anniversary.
OMG!!1!!elebenty!!
I totally forgetted about teh annivershury!
ICHC is now entering its turrible twos!
OMG!!! Mee Tew!!! I wuz thinking deh elbenteenth b Munday!!
but itz tuday!!!
.
.
HAPPYTAYL BIRFDAY CHEEZEZ!!!
.
Tossez Cweenfettiz awl ober deh plaic!!!!
.
~ ˆ Ʌ + ƿ͚͚ ͚ ᶣ ! & ϡ ˕ ˤ ͟ ₱ʺ ˕ ˤ ▒ ◦ ᴓ ℓ ᷄ ﭦ ͟ ҉ ~ ҩ ε ˆ Ʌ+ ƿ͚͚ ͚ ʺ ϡ ˕ ˤ ͟ ᴪ ۑ ҉ ~ ʺ ۞ ᶣ ϡ ˕ ˤ ͟ ₱ ▒ ◦ ᴓ ℓ ᷄ ﭦ פּᵖ ⌂᷊♯ ♦ פּ∞ ☼ ⸗ סּ ۽ ª ᵕ ͓ ی ɇ ὐ ڿ Ѯ ݥ д ̳ ͒ ۋ Ξ ᴥ ϒ ± ¤ݡ~ ˆ Ʌ+ ƿ͚͚ ͚ ᶣ ϡ ˕ ˤ ͟ ₱ʺ ۄ ‖ ﭬ ᵸ ݭ ˕ ˤ ͟ ҉ ~ ҩ ε ˆ Ʌ + ƿ͚͚ ͚ ʺ ϡ ˕ ˤ ͟ ᴪ ۑ ҉ ~ ʺ ۞ ▒ ◦ ᴓ ℓ ᷄ ﭦ פּᵖ ⌂ ᷊♯ ♦ פּ ∞ ☼ ⸗ סּ ۽ ª ᵕ ͓ ی ɇ ὐ ڿ Ѯ ͒ ۋ Ξ ᴥ ) ϒ ¤ ݡ ~ ˆ Ʌ + ᶣ ϡ ˕ ˤ ͟ ₱ʺ ˕ ˤ ͟ ҉ ~ ҩ ε ˆ Ʌ + ƿ͚͚ ͚ ʺ ▒ }◦ ᴓ ℓ ᷄ ﭦ ϡ ˕ ˤ ͟ ᴪ ۑ ҉ ~ ʺ ۞ ᶣ ϡ ˕ ˤ ͟ ₱ ▒ ◦ ᴓ ℓ ᷄ ﭦᶣ ϡ ˕ ˤ ͟ ₱ פּᵖ ⌂ ᷊♯ ♦ פּ ∞ ☼ ⸗ סּ ۽ ª ᵕ ͓ ی ɇ ὐ ڿ ϒ Ѯ ݥ д ̳ ͒ ۋ Ξ ᴥ ϒ ݡ ± ¤ [ ݥ д ̳ ƿ͚͚ ͚ ݡ ~ ˆ Ʌ + ƿ͚͚ ͚ ᶣ ϡ ˕ ˤ ͟ ₱ʺ ˕ ˤ ͟ ҉ ~ ҩ ε ˆ Ʌ+ ƿ͚͚ ͚ ʺ ϡ ˕ ˤ ͟ ᴪ ۑ ҉ ~ ʺ ۞ ᶣ ϡ ˕ ˤ ͟ ₱ פּᵖ ▒ ◦ ᴓ ℓ ᷄ ﭦ ⌂ ♯ ♦ פּ ∞ ☼ ⸗ סּ ۽ ª ᵕ ͓ ی ɇ ὐ ڿ Ѯ ݥ д ̳ ͒ ۋ Ξ ᴥ ۽ € ۄ ‖ ﭬ ᵸ ݭ ﻋ ᴒ ۻ ₠ ᴞ ﮎ ℓ ﻍ ₩ ﴾ ᵯ ݙ ᵬ ۇ ᴫ ᶖ ῏ ‡ ∂ ₪
YAY! Mabbeh i shud open a bottlol of sham pain?
YAY! Mabbeh i shud open a bottlol of sham pain?
Opin tu bodduls! Whai nawt???
HAPPEHTAYL BIRFDAY, CHEEZES!!!!!
*dansdansdansspinkicktwirlshimmydans*
Yay Happi birfdai ICHC!
Yeah! Shapmers!
Oooh! Bubbles ticklol ma nose!
happitail birfday ICHC!
Oh, and *hugs gascat*
GASCAT! How nice 2 C u! Lubs and kisses from Jermanee!
thanks! I’ll probably disappear again after the day is done. I really just wanted to relive the good times I had here.
you can expect me back next year on the anniversary though, this may become a tradition.
{{{gascat}}}} gud tu seeing u heer agin…… how goez deh skool??
you really don’t want to know the answer to that question, trust me.
O HAI! I have missd gascat an gascat’s mom!
o hai… i iz stil hear sumtymes…. az gascat sez lif bein purdy awfell lateli n I haz been spenden most ub mai timz fixen stuffz up……
awl triz ta bee a round moar, fings gettn bedda…… gascat iz in skedadle naow wif spoose. Fishykitteh n I ar stil in pootland until da end ub da skool yer.
I won embarass da gascat ifnz he no wantz ta tawlk bout it…. but himz fall term wuz gastli, suf ice it ta say we neerli losted bof him n fishykitteh fur gud to da depresshun last term, himz lefted Boulda n iz nao ‘plying at communitea college in Skeadadle, also lukin fur joob…
I iz wukn wif sum kidemoz part tyme hear, spoose haz noo joob in Skedadle. wi iz a fambli splitz in da middl dat wantz ta getz bak tageda soon!
fanks fur da hi!
momcat
Yew beh usin da troll rode. Wii charges elebentee munnies fur dat usaj.
.
*holds owt floofy paw*
.
Elebentee munnies, pls.
Cute!
Careful, careful!! Real coffeeh is poison to kittehs. Gives heart troubles. Only LOL coffeeh, plz.
Oh luk, luk! A trollus custodius, aka the caretroll! That mayles TWO trolls in ONE LOL! now aren’t we lukky or wot? And dat on teh nawt-thurd anniversary of dis sight, iffn ai unnerstands her majestee teh cweenmj correcktly. YAY!
Oh luk, luk! A trollus custodius, aka the caretroll! That mayles TWO trolls in ONE LOL! now aren’t we lukky or wot? And dat on teh nawt-thurd anniversary of dis sight, iffn ai unnerstands her majestee teh cweenmj correcktly. YAY!
Eggsalant spotting! This wun be smawller an nawt so aggraessive, ay think we can let this sun stay free withaowt anee sereeus daynjer tu teh commyunitee. Yew aer vaerree observant.
naw, I don’t think this can be classified as a troll, rather, someone who cares about kitties, it’s all in the delivery you know.
You’re so right–just a kitty lover attempting a first post and somebody who saw a bad caffeine/doggie thing. Better go find a friendlier community–byebye…
oh don’t feel bad, we’re usually a lot friendlier, I don’t know what got into those other two. I think we’re just so used to having to defend ourselves that we forget that not everyone is out to get us.
Srsly?? I gnu abaot teh choklitt, but nawt teh coffee. Thass gud info to hav. Somebunny needs to tell that to teh Garfield folkses–dey has him slurrupin coffees in teh comix alladee tiems!
Dis kitteh obiuslee neber bin to Seattul…wimpeh kitteh lol
LOL!! wimpy, wimpy, wimpy!
Hefftee hefftee hefftee!
LOL! cudn’t resist!
STINKEESTINKEESTINKEEE! lol you WIN
*holds Starbucks grande triple quadruple gajillion-shot soy mochalatte and laughs maniacally at Wimpeh Kitteh* “WIMPEH KITTEH, you too will soon become a caffiene-addicted computer-working jittery robot, doing stupid things quickly and with ADD symptoms. MUAHAHAHAHAhahaha *rides off into sunset on ferry, sipping 100th coffee of day, cursing ferry for being so slow and ruining my creepy ominousness*
lalaldidadida
nuffink to see heer – moov alawng
Woohooo! Ai’s bak! Ai has bin in vchy bull for mor tahn a dai! Did ya miss me?!
I see a Ambercat in a Santy Hat!
Ai see Ambercat wivowt a santy hat!
But Ai donut see nnee odder posts Ai has maed
And ai sees ambercat and annipuss wif santy hats witch meens ai nao has to go and nom mai virtchooal cookies or else … dots… oooooh, pritty…
*wanders off*
tuk ten minnits for teh post to sho – an mai furst replai has gawt lawst sumwher – but we has progress!
hmmm, mai postees R awl ritted in in vicchy bull ink, Ai finkso
mayb kitteh wantz cofe…
watter is borin
iiscanhavecofetoo! nomnomnom! withcooki! nomnomnom!
Reminds me of a certain caffeine addicted cartoon squirrel..
Wired cat is wired.
most excellent. i just woke my husband up laughing.
Bugsy!!
LOLOLOLOLOL
I shall lawl at your picture :]
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hi im kelsey lolzzzz
Ths iz awwsom
Nice saying girl
MMMmmmmm Watter WatterWatter xD priceless look on the cats face man…
Oi lkie dis coughie. Woi nobboby tell be iz so guud? Dis gibbe mooch beder skore for phetching, win i run fastfastfast.
Wow i luv diz pic it is really funny and one of the best 5 star!
oohoohooh! coffee makes hoomins wayke up. it makes kittehs bounce off de wahls wile dey go mreowwrs and claw u on deh hed. i love coffeh!
that was soo funnys! teehee teehee if i hads coffee i would be the sames! omgs or as my friend says that mog
when i drink cofee noting happens no nrg no noting srsly never get fected by cfine or sugr
Tat kitteh as big kahunaz
meh wanna feelz dem
wow thats so crazy
<3 Kasey
Are you sure all you drank was water?
-Joe Jonas-
P.S.
I want to say hi to all my fans and remember i’m a normal person surfing the normal web like everyone else.
UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM…I love this pic it is soooooooooooo cute and i hope my bff loves it too!:)
Minnie fanks to everywun who luffed da coffee kitteh. I seed the kitteh while sipping my eleventieth cup of the day. And then I remembered the time I went to the ER for a cut on my finger, and they told me I could only have water. They caught me drinking coffee. “It is water,” I told them. “They just ran it over some coffee beans first.” They didn’t like me much. Oh well. =)
U HAZ MAH LAUFIN SOOOOOE HARDZ THAT I AM CWYING!
KEEYUTE!!!
I iz likes waters very much
but if u wants 2 give me sum wine i likes that VERY VERY MUCH 2
Doesn’t make sense.lol
omgz thatz halariouz you dezerve a cheezburger man:D
Hah, I love this one XD
hehe3
x D
I CAN HAZ COUGHE
lolololollololol coffe
it probably want coffe he probably has H.D.A.D
do you mean A.D.H.D???
its really good even i go skity over coffee hahaahaah:))
hi im skipy who goes nuts about cwoffe hehe
that wuz ttly coffee
Hai! iz anyone there?!?!
The eyes are very big because they are talking about coffe? Coffe is gross! I don’t drink coffe.
>.< That’s so funny!
> . <
U
hou did day get the thing’s eyes so big? did it jus recover from anesthesia? wow. i wondr.
lol.the cat’s eyes r pretty big.lol
Strks me daht all dis tlk of wine n coffe giz a kitty loose vowels !
BEST. CAT. EVER!
Kee Hee!!!!!
I luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurve Coffee