Off to battle teh evul dog
Off to battle teh evul dog If I can find out wich button is the ignition…
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Kitteh is “plane” arownd…
Conga rats an shoolasis, Eric, awn yr nawt sekkond! Ai had da dreeded brayne freez
Dis wuz mai vry frst nawt sekkond!!1 Ai am so onnerd!1!!
w00t w00t Eric!!! Eggstra speshul conga rats to yoo!!!!!!!11!
Yesh, yr nawt sekkond nawt sekkond beh da speshal! Conga ratz again!
Tanks agaen to awl of uz! [taeks a bao]
Mebbe ai wil getz anodder wun sumtiem…who noez??2?
dis im mai Katzor, good wurk!!
Wunnerful nawt sekond Eric, cud i offer u sum choclate covered goggies?
i haz a ment choclate covered goggie COOKEES, nawt choclate covered googies.
Ha! I saw wat yu did tu dowze goggies yu cawt!
ohai Mama Cat!
Iz bein off dealin wif dis asters IRL…… I habn’t metz u yet…. howeber- lookie at our blankiez! weiz similar!
momcat
Concatulashuns on ur nawt-sekkund post, Eric. Dis be furst tiem ai has not seen Annipuss wiv teh nawt-sekkund!… Sorreh Anni. Yew will gets it next tiem ai m shur!
Anni has goan tew bed, aifinkso, which prolly whii she nawt heer inna ty.
Ai agrees wiv yew. She prolly in her kitteh bed rite nao, dreemin ob cheezburgers
*SNERK SNERK SNERKLE*
Mai herow kitteh!!!
Look owt Snoopee!
It’ll be catfight… nawt dogfight.
Depends upon whoo is flyin da plain, aifinkso
CURSE U RED BARON!
So teh Red Baron b a kitteh? Dat splayn ebbryfing.
Ach-toona! Singza teh songa der veshoon der zee leeben Red Bayrun!
Aftur teh turn iv teh centooree
N teh kleer bloo skyz obur Germ-Manee
Kaym a ror n a thundurr hoomins hab nevvur herd
Lyk teh skreem n a sownd ov a big warlolburd.
Up n teh sky a kitteh n a playn
Bayrun Nom Furrfluffin b himz naym
A-t hoominz tryded, n A-t hoominz dyd
Nao dey bayreed tugevvur awn teh kuntree syd
Ten, twenny, furtee, fortee, fiftee oar moar
Teh Bluddy Red Bayrun b rollin owt teh skor
A-t hoominz dyd tryin tu end dat sprii
Ov teh Bluddy Red Bayrun ov Germ-Manee
N teh nik ov tym, a heero aroz
A funnee-lukin goggie wif a big blak noz
Him floo thru teh ayr tu seek revenj
But teh Bayrun shawt him daon
“Kursis, foyld agin!”
Ten, twenny, furtee, fortee, fiftee oar moar
Teh Bluddy Red Bayrun b rollin owt teh skor
A-t hoominz dyd tryin tu end dat sprii
Ov teh Bluddy Red Bayrun ov Germ-Manee
Nao Snoopee had sworn tu git dat hoomin
So him aksed teh Grayt Pumpkin…him can has noo batl plan?
Him chalinjd teh Germy-Man tu a reel goggie fyt
Wyl teh Bayrun b loling him got him n himz syt
Dat Bluddy Red Bayrun b n a fix
Him tryded ebbryfing but him run owt ov trix
Snoopee fyrd wuns…n him fyrd twys
N dat Bluddy Red Bayrun b spinin owt ov syt
Ten, twenny, furtee, fortee, fiftee oar moar
Teh Bluddy Red Bayrun b rollin owt teh skor
A-t hoominz dyd tryin tu end dat sprii
Ov teh Bluddy Red Bayrun ov Germ-Manee
Ten, twenny, furtee, fortee, fiftee oar moar
Teh Bluddy Red Bayrun b rollin owt teh skor
A-t hoominz dyd tryin tu end dat sprii
Ov teh Bluddy Red Bayrun ov Germ-Manee
BRAVO!!!! *floofee pawz clapping thunderouslee*
*Tryz 2 whissel 2 show appreciashun, nofing coems owt. Stampz pawz awn flor 2 show appreciashun, floof dedens sownd. Reberts 2 tradishunal methud nd claps floofy pawz wildlee in teh ayr.* Woot Woot!!!
*jumps up an down, clappin madlee*
ya beet me tew it, Patrick!! Snoopee is berree furstest fing ai fot ob!!! purrrrrr
oh my forgotten childhood memmoriez! I had a vinyl (for those of u who is too yung to remember, it’s like a ginormous CD) of this when I was a wee kid, n would play it on mah fisher price record player!
Ohai SAMS! Ai still has mai 45 ov it bai teh Royal Guardsmen. Ai mush b owldur tahn u, bcuz Ai played it awn mai suitcayse style rekord playur wehn Ai wuz a teenkitteh.
wii haf liftoff?
Ai tink teh rubber band is borken. Butter negotiate peas, kitteh.
oooh, buttered peas, i lik buttered peas!
Arm is tis steak
Buttered Peace
Camp David’s Best Cookies
Whut else cood we bring to teh table?
Dizarma Mint Jelly
Equity Elifont
Fight-be-gone Flapjacks
G…
Suddenly things took an Immelman turn for the worse.
Snerk!
What kinda pit is dis… There’s no chicken in here.
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Teh Red Baron haz deh Cheezburger!! Up up and awai!
oh, wait, Red Baron haz teh PIZZA, not teh cheezburger. dat otay, liek teh pizza tu!
Maib iz liik olddurr plane nda propellurr must bii spinned?
u haz tew wynd up teh rubbrband tew maek playn fli
Saem diffrins, rite? Hai jk2kitteh, hoa yoo b?
ohai.. akshully nawt sew gud… my dear little Lupa was just diagnosed with lymphoma. It’s breaking our hearts….
oh noes!!! ai haz nebbr herd ob a kitteh habin such a fing!! ai iz sew sry…. is her yungster??
stoopee weerdpretsill!!!!!!!!
haz yew tawked wif LCB about dis? her kitteh haz been habin chemo……. her wud be happy tew share her sperience wif yew, ai jus noes it!
i haven’t, we’re afraid it’s too far along but I’ll ask her…
mai sore hart hurts fur yew!!! soooo sry………is nawt easy…. ai hopes her is nawt hurtin
she doesn’t seem to be in pain, discomfort yes, but no pain… yet. thanks for all the good thoughts and hugs, everyone.
can ai ask wut had yew take her to dr tinyvet in the nawt second plais so dems finded it?? nawt eetin or wut?
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we could tell just before Christmas that she’d lost weight, then about a week ago, she really wasn’t eating much. At first, we thought the teenager kitteh (Chessie) was scaring her away from the food, but she didn’t put on weight or seem as interested in food as before….
Kittehs are hard, they’re so good at hiding stuff.
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aint dat teh trooof!!! ai wuz chasin teh mamakitty around wif inny kind ob fud dat ai thot her mite eet…. it makes yew want tew cry!!
wud sumwun tawk tew CC an ask fur a time out!!! plz!!!
Anom tew taht!
Deer CC
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Pleeze tew beh moobing da elolofawnt dat beh poopin anna cheezpeeps. Pleez tew beh gibbon nis stuffs, liik hawt cholkit an martoonies and behbehs an weddins and behbeh kittehs an happitayl stuffs.
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Wif awl due respex, CC, wii awl cud yewz sum happi, floofy, snorggly, and purrin type thymes, an nawt sadfais thymes fur seberal whyles.
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Fangs yew berry mush fur awl da cheezpeeps, dat beh da win and awesum, and supportib inna hard thymes.
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Anom.
anom
well sed, BDM
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dbl anom hear…..
haz bein bad fallz n winner here in cat land…… weiz lukin fur a warm happi spiring wear we can dans n plai inda princess mu meadows….. ( iz been round- jus a bit outa touch…. sry)
momcat
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fanks ebberybuddy…
she’s about 12-13, and has never complained about anything (except the teenager kitteh chasing her). She’s a teeny thing to begin with, only about 6 lbs. at her best….
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Dis Kitteh not reddy to fite Jack Bauer
Ai lubs teh inn-tent luk on his liddol fays. Is tew cyoot!
Dis kitteh reely consintratin hard, is such a cute littel face!
yew can almos see himz liddel pink tung stickin out!!
Oh hai Jkitty!! Iz kewt littlol face on kitteh.
ai lurve dis pikshur!!! how yew KK4……yew been readin innyfng gud?
Ai needs tu sit an reed instead ub sittin on dis compooter awl day!! Ai gonna start mai Gabeldon book.
start on nomber wun agin?
Ya, bin so long ai forgotted wat ai read, will beh liek new agin. Da older ai gits, da more da fings ai alreddy dun seems brand new!
give it a few more years!!! LOL
ai dont know how many buks ai’v bot only tew get home an go………doo doo, ai’v read dis!!!
Ai dun that tu…ai embariss maiself!
dey make me teh mads!!! change teh cubber onleeee……… mai stoopi, let me show yew it
kk… is she REALLY riting a 7th book, do u knows??
gabaldon?
yesh, iznt’ that hoo kk was talkin bout?
Ai nawt sure leeza…ai bet hur hav wesite sumwhere, she gots lots ub fans.
An Echo in the Bone is book number seven in the Outlander series.
Ai kepez a list nd stil duz but at leest nawt nu bukz wut costz lebentee munneez.
ai jus bot a mary higgins clark book……. her wuz wun ob dem dat twicked me!! ner n Nora Roberts…
( mai literary excellence, let me show you )
Daz okee … wee awl need litterairee junk fud now and den
(Not to bee confuzzled wif littery fud).
munch munch munch
Oh noes! Dats de sownd our puppee mayks when he sneeks
‘treets’ out of littery pan. Muchly de PLEH!
He iz tew cyoot, aifinkso
an Jamamakitteh, I iz berry sorree about teh loss ob Mamakitteh but she wif Winky an Eric and my frenz kittehs Rini an Bandit rite nao wiv awl teh cheezburgers she cud eet!
awwww fanks………. her nawt suffrin (jus me
) sry ai nawt try tew be sad no more
Dun be sad fur her yew has manee cheezfrend heer to halp yew aifinkso, meh included
*wisspurrs………yesh ai do………ai iz berry lukky*
Ai has faborited teh pic yew made ob Mamakitty. Ai had tew. Wen I sawed it ,ai felt liek ai wuz gonna crai!*nuzzle Jamamamama*
ai wuz feelin kinda lost tewdai……….. wished ai had mai kitteh to snorgle n schmooooo…… ai miss teh feelin ob her fur on mai face……. *ai stop now…teh eyes are leekin agin*
Ai wish ai libbed near yew den ai cud visit yew and snorgle yew.
oh an SCMOOOOOO
SCHMOOOOOO!! ***
*runs up adn gibz Jamamamama a BIIIIIGGGG
SSSSCCCCHHHHHHHHMMMMMOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
*settles down a liddel in teh cween hugs* fank que!
U haz had deh ruff weekend.
*hepz Jamamakitty tu deh kumfee chair
just sitting down rite heer.
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*Tukz hur up in deh floofee Cheezpeepz Map
*blankee adn handz hur deh cuppa hawt ko ko
*fortifiyed wif deh peppermint schnappz
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*pokez fiyre adn makez deh sparkz fly up
*throwz nuzzer log on fyre.
*Pokez it agin.
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Dere. just watching deh flaymez a wyle adn rest.
*joins teh cuddle wanting tew make Jamamakitty feel bettur*
Celine: *grooms teh Jamamakitty’s ears, wrapping hers wings arwnds he*r.
oh yew guise!! ai cud jus purrr n purrr n purrr!!! ai fink ai will sleep gud tewnite!
Dun worree, ai will stay wiv yew for a liddlol while.
An mai fursona teh winged kittun Celine will tew.
An wii will purr wiv yew an halp yew feel bettur.
Cween will stay wiv us tew aifinkso.
jamamakitty wakes up in teh comfy chayre…………
*hmmm ai must goin tew bed nao,
schmooooo tew mai frens who so grashusleee tuked care ob me dis weekend…………. yew are teh best!*
*maeks shur dat Jamamama iz tuked up nicely in teh cheezpeepz map and gibs her sum nomilishus gud noms, toona n cheezburger, tew nom and sits wiv her. *
Schmoo {{Jamamakitty}}
**brings chokilit and speclol glass that
always has purrfect drink**
**makes sure fire is still good**
*sits wif gammacat fur a bit adn watches fyre*
*passes chokilit goggie shaped kukkies to 4.5kittehs*
Ohai!
schmoooo!
schmoooo tew mugglemary tew
Yew kan keep in touc wiv meh by clikkin on mai name an going tew mai page
ai asked fur frendin yew!! schmooooo
Ai has ‘cepted ur request.If yew eber wants oar needs tew talk, yew kan talk wiv meh.
And teh avatar ish mai fursona… ish meh as a kitteh herz name Celine
She iz kittun. An furst kitteh wif wings
hai jamamakitty, i haz a sad fur u, wen i reed bout ur mamakitty, i tellz mai awl mai kittehs outside, and deh go run tu tell hol world bout mamakitty, so she be membered furevers and evers. i send hugz tu u, i no iz hard wen deh go on ahead ob us.
hugzhugzhugzhugz
ai wuz blessed tew hab her fur sew long…. wuz teh most speshul kitteh!1
fanks fur yer thots
Houston, we haz a problem…
wut kinda problem-
kood yu, ai dunno, rate it onna skale uv miner-inconvenyuns to bob-jus-died, soze ai noe hao mennee peepl to wake up wif teh noos?
Pilot to Co-Pilot….Co-Pilot….awsss catwhiskers! Furgots dang Co-pilot!
Aerobatik kitteh bettur maek shur seet belt iz fassened b4 dooing teh loopee loop.
dog is my co-pilot
He leebs de drool daon de syd of de playn.
LOLZ rodney dill!!!
Kitteh is dis lex ix?
Maybe it’s that one labeled ignition.
Naw, it’s the big red one labeled SELF
DESTRUCT
Sorry laptop malfunctio
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Having a bit of trouble finishing your statement?
Icelegs!!
Ai cant tell if yoo ment to be funny – but yoo reelee were!! NO wun heer haz dun that yet that ai know ov!!
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It maed me smyol to see hao yoo did it!!
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i sooooo wunt tu end dis wif m….o….u…s….e…. but, finks i butter nawt, so will jus say
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and z!
oh wut swilly grils we are!!! LOL
I’m in ur plane, chanjin teh raydio stayshuns.
wii noa retrrn tu *statik* Aaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiii *statik* Tempishurr reet shing blow zeer- *statik* Teh roadz b full ob carz *statik, radeeo goez owt*
An’ leevin de heavee mettle stayshun on high volume. (I ewesed to do dat to my
dad’s car but ssshhh doan tell it wuz me!)
Wayt….wut? Wy radidio sae Tallolhassee Kontrol Towur? Ai wuz tawking 2 Tampa!
Use teh forse, yung skywalkur!
Hmmm….wut duz dis button do?
onlee wun way to fynd owt…
speshullee iffn yu lost teh desktruckshusn or they wuz ritted bai sumbuddee in buddhapest.
Ai hopes nawt da eject button!!
Ai donut noez butt eet sez awww tow matik cheezburger dispensurr…..
srsly??
huh…wunner wut it duz….*pushez buttun*
Wahooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!1*chomps down on cheezburgers* Nite DK!
nite, plasticat!
Approaching Fluffyland International Airport. Rekwesting permishun to land. Are there cheezburgers on the ground? Over.
Dis lihul kitteh when tew marzchet.
Dis lihul kitteh stared aht home.
Dis lihul kitteh had rowst beevz.
Dis lihul kitteh hayed nun.
Dis lihul kitteh croid “Wee! Wee! Wee!” awl teh ways /home.
Dis lihul kitteh(s) cayn land.
Thanks yoo
This is Fluffyland International Airport. Permisshun to land grantud. cheezburgerz arre compli…comple…..dey arre gonna bii frii foar teh nexxt howurr, so yoo had bettur get at dem kwick!
Thankeys
*nomnomnomnomnom…..* hmm? wut did yoo sai?
Boss! De plaaaaane
de plaaaaaaaane!
r teh seets mayd ob rich corinfeein lether?
kkkaaaahhhhnnnn!!!!
Yesh, sum ov us r teh owld enuff 2 teh Cordoba commurshuls!
Uh, taht wuld be “owld enuff 2 memembur teh Cordoba commurshuls.”
ha – gess ahm showing my ayg, den.
Plz, no moar kweschunz. Ai gro fateeeged agen.
Bunway Airlines iz equal opportunitee employur.
Go get ‘em Kitteh, you and your paper P-47. LOLZ
Contact!
… It’s quiet, … too quiet …
ohai africat! ai heer, jus hasta wander awai wunse in a wile and kleen sumthin tew keep mai bakk from freezin!
fankee MM, yu r berry kind!
Ohai Africat….sry Ai mist yew! Ai iz nawt nermalee awn teh pooter in teh moarning, sew Ai noe gits 2 see u. Rait nao is 12:15 inna moarning, nd Ai’m getting reddy 2 goe 2 sleepz….has 2 get up in 6 hours 2 goe tew teh pleh werk. Happitayle Noo Yeer!!
GO ZIG!
That is so cute! We have 3 cats that are not always so cute…
This icanhascheeseburger.com pic is super cute, but let me tell ya got your hands full with a soldier(lol) I would vote all cheeseburger star things for this.
HAHAHA That hapened to me with a car
DO A BARREL ROLL!
n sovieet ruzza, barril rollz juue!
anyone still here???
wats this cats name?wen was this pic taken?i think i no this cat……..
dee dog dee evul dog is pooping on my mat said dee cat