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U jaz passt teh test
Concatulaytions Annipuss! U want ur drinkie shayken not sturred?
Thx Tribble. Ai fink a nies-cup-uv-tee wud be gud – It’s 3pm heer, so tiem fur affernoon snakk!
Test??
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I not reddy fur a test dis morning!!!
Renembur wen wii had ICHC SAT tests? Wuz great phunnie!
I missinged dat!! it sowndz berry interesting!!
Yess, it duz!
I iz nawt sure abawt dese SAT testz sawnd liek sumfin goggies hassa do nawt kittehs
LOL @@@@@@@@@@@ Haz elebentee cheezburgers!!
We can watching teh goggies duing? An laff at teh wuns whu nawt can du SAT?
ICHC Sat tests?
*imaginez teh grammur and spellink porshun*
*imaginz*
I can has grammur and spellink in lolspeek nawt sew hard, nowun wud fail, aie likez dis test
ai mememered teh ICHC SAT. Was about a year ago. And Google iz my frend.
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/01/20/funny-pictures-wich-1-next-n-sequins/
mee two. soundses easay peasay to meh.
Ohai Leeza-b,
Yoo’d better bee carefull wehn yoo go to teh wedding, er, animlol park opening in TTI; peeps dere are getting an awky… aqui… learned taste for skwirrlol:
Cajun squirrel are among a tastebud-testing new range of crisp flavours launched in Britain on Friday.
Of the six finalists, only one was proposed by a man: Cajun squirrel is the brainchild of Martyn Wright, 26, who said he was inspired to enter when he saw squirrel on a restaurant menu.
“This gentle Cajun flavouring will be delicious for the public and although the idea might sound bizarre, it really works,” he said, while underlining that no squirrels were harmed in making the crisps.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20090109/wl_uk_afp/britainfoodoffbeat_newsmlmmd
Wunner if Guiness Piggeh flavored crisps is next…
Teh curse uv teh fat finger strykes agane! shud be haz, nawt jaz!
Dis iz diffrunt kynd uv retinul skan 2 wat ai nawt sekund thort. Ai haz to haz a skan eech yeer `coz Ai haz diabeetus.
Ohai Annipuss! Fangs berry mush fur teh burfday greetings an a happy nu yeer tu yu!
An Happi Nyoo Yeer 2 u 2!
Ohhh dis be sekret serbis kitteh liesensed to purr n nom
Pliiz. Send him ovuhr ryte awayz!
Da’s ME!!!
Meowritz – iz dis ur catshun?
U can click up above and tell teh Cheezes so u can has credit fur teh LOL.
Congratamulashuns!
Ai wish it wuz mah capshun, but no… Iz a koinkidink…
Spice must flow…
Eggsellent! Defnitly a Fremen-kitteh!!!
Agent Meowritz aka Meow, at ur survis *salutes*
teh naim is Bond….Fluffy Bond
Why are you people laughing about this? This poor animal is going to loose 3.14159% of its vision every time someone takes a picture of it with the flash! There must be something wrong with all of you! Its not normal for any animal to look strait into a brite light like that, some one must be forcing it! You should all be ashamed of yourself!
Aha! Trollus custodias! *stalks teh t. custodias wif a trank gun an net* Naow, naow, be a gud troll… yew having a gud fyoochur ahed uv yew, haelpin tew advanse ed-joo-kay-shun, and we’ull maek shur yew haev a saef enbaironmint desaigned just foar yew…
* maeks notes in TrollHunter Guide Bukk *
O hai, GP. Check ur mail lately, have u?
Hai LCB!!! did u seeing dis?? it b relavant tu ur intrusts…
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/01/10/funny-pictures-datz-close-enuff/#comment-557481
Uh huh., yesh ai has fankies. Wai yu ask?
Just checking. I knoes u ordered a coupla cases of anti-wrnklol creem is all.
Oh yesh is awn bak ordur – pleh! Hao yu is awn tihs fyne weeeeeekend?
O is teh ok today but I hads a turrible hedache all day yesterday. Had to take one of Mick’s speshul pills to halp gets rid of it.
*runs up to LCB adn pats her jnetlee on teh nos*
BOOP!
There, taht shud halp ur hedake stay away.
BTW, peepz had lots of fun with ur bubblol rap yesterday morning.
GP, I doesn’t rember whut color it was but it was not teh little. was about as big as ur hed. And it was furry, and it made a sound like “weeed weeed weed”.
O… M… C… C… Tell meh yu deed NAWT nom mai neffew hu is heer fur a lolidai! Hii has a cowld so hii is nawt sownding rite…
No, I distinktly rember sending ur neffyu off to preview teh Safari Park thingy. he was so cute — he rubbed bacon all over hisself first then went to pet teh lions.
ah yesh, hii is… ’speshul’ bless him… gud jawb teh lions has nawt arribed yet – hii is prolly playing wib teh otter rodints taht arr awlreddy dere.
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O yesh, taht remyndifies meh – yu has nawt yet brotted a teeket! Hao manee ai shud put yu down fur? Yu is bringing a speshul sumwon?
Wait, whut? Lemme get this strate. U has yooserped my backyard and builded all kines of cages and boofs and rides and stuff, commandeared my hot tub, and *sob* borkened our engagement and u wants me to … PAY for a ticket?
hmph!
Whut? WHUT? AI borkened eet? AI nebber wanted eet! oh oh oh adn yu speckts meh tu NAWT no abowt yur so cawled ‘boyfrent’??? HUH?
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Sides, is nawt liek yu ebber YOOSE teh hawt tub anee moar! Eben dough yu maeks meh cleen eet ebbery weeeek weeeek weeeek!
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Heer! Yu can has yur ‘Ai wus Hedbatted bai LCB’ pinbadge bak! Yu is teh fyred!
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* scampersawaiwibakwikness *
Silly piggeh. Teh phlonquais cannot firefy teh phlonqueuer.
And u knowed about teh boyfrent! He was gonna be ur best man! And throw u a batchelor party wif ladies whut has trubbles keeping dressed! But nooooo….
LIES! IS AWL LIES!
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[insert crayzee jilted piggeh rant heer]
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* makes note: chayne lcb zibit tu horriblol dirtee littlol cayge *
Thx DK! Um, does u take Boop Cross?
Glad evrybuddy hads fun wif teh bubblol rap. Luckily, my hedaches isn’t teh kind where noises make it worst.
i can has elebentee munnies fur troll usin da troll rode?
aer yoo saiying dat ebry tiem a kitteh getz flashd, it looses pi?
or mebbe yoo meen its vizun of pi… adn dat woodnt be gud… cuz hao can dey eet teh pi ifn they cant see it?
Last tiem ai got flashed, ai losed mai lunch!!
This lovely kitten was called Saffron. She, at the age of around 3 months, was dumped with her 2 brothers in the front garden of someone who had a pack of 6 hunting dogs. The kitten family was rescued by the West Cork Animal Care Society in Ireland. Saffron was one of the most adorable kittens i’ve fostered. She wasn’t forced to sit for this picture. She loved attention and always looked into your face, asking for affection – who could resist? Jenni, the local veterinary assistant, helps me with the fostering and runs our Trap, Neuter, Release (TNR) programme. Neither she nor her vet have heard of camera flashes hurting the eyes of any living creature. Indeed, if they did the camera companies would have warnings posted all over them.
I’m sure most of you are aware this Troll is scaremongering. But I felt i had to respond anyway.
I have loads of foster kitten pics in my profile – Saffron is the first one to make the front page (she’s famus!!!!) – the others would love to be lolled too!!
Kthxbye!
ohai muriell!
thatz a grate storee!
I fink teh ‘troll’ wuz not a reel troll, but just someone pretending.
Note teh referense to pi.
kthx.
thx leeza-b
i did wundur but stil thot was wurth clarifinizin jest in caes ur fur anywun whoo mite tink wus an ishew. plus ai lykez tellin meh kitteh’s storiz!!
thx fur lettin me noe tho cuz ai reeli wuznt shoor!
watch owt!! orinj wuns iz poyzin!!
Hay! Ai resembul taht remark!
*runs up and gibs IBK a Ginormous HUG*
Nao dat Agent Meow is safely bak,
wen duz teh debreefing begin?
Aie finks dey r watin fur Double agent Entendre to report in sew they can boff gets tew it…………………..
Rut roh! yu said teh D wurd! Ifn Maus heerd yu…
Ai did nawt beh nowzing dat kittehs wore briefs!!!
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mah stoopiditee, let meh show eet tew yew.
Yu fought mebbe tehy wore boksers?
Kittehs plai in bawkses aie nawt noe tehy wered dem tew. U see wot a ukneebersity edjumakashun duze fur yew!
Iz fulla starz!!1!
CAT SCAN
yr doin it rite
Test……
No test!!! Iz Sunday!
(all together now)
MT. MCKINLEY!
DING DING DING! Yew hab wun dis brite shinnee fing!
How bizzarre.
Nawt secondly,WP eetid mah last commint, an all ob us still has our Xmas abatars on. I iz chekkin this on Assploder.
Hmmmm…skrtiches hed…OWCH!!!!..Splinterz
*Tid mum wanders off to put awn a Kitteh shayped plaster an drink sum more Chat on Ouef……… hic…. hic …..*
Tidmum, iffn u sees teh old abatars, u needs to delete ur cookies (NAWT eat dem, dey is virtooal and nawt nutrishus or nice). K?
Ah those green contact lenses really suit you