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Ur new rulr… …iz… …sleping
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SQWEEEE!! *splort*
Oh, deer, heer cumz teh CCC
*sweep up BGee’s branes an rinse dem wiv spring water*
*pakk dem bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklitt possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
*opuns wun eye slowly*
Yer gonna be bizzee wif teh CCC, aifinkso
*passes owt agin*
Thnk…u…so much.
Der’l be…splort … all ovr teh floors…tonite … aifinkso.
Oh yez… I had to hold mai hed wif two handz to keep teh splort from splorting.
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2908290
Mai thotz eggsacklii, BGee. SPLORT to the Nth degree, evuhn. Yur wish iz mai komand, kittoon blue!
Ya think ‘ees a andful nao?
.
just yew wait…..
andful?
did yu loose yor aitches then dan?
MFL ref FTW
Just yew wayt, ‘Enry ‘Iggins, JUST YEW WAYT!
ai’v groan akkustumd tew teh paw..
Dryer lint haz nevr been so cute b4
but him will be in harj wen he waykes
Hoo stoled dat letter? Shud be “in charj”
he will be in charj, b/c teh rest of us will be in CHRG!
**luuks arown foar hur CHRG**
Can’t find it! Oh, an I needs it!!!!!
I been sneezin my hed awf 2day az it is. Do NAWT need brane asploshun too.
*applies 50s style bavving cap to rhsb’s hed*
*taypa taypa taypa wif teh dukee taype (wif extra duks)*
Fankyoo, NS.
I sleeped reel gud erlyur. I snorgled nexst to Lucky an sleeped ober 14 howers!
I jes hoap I nawt sleeped so lawng dat I has teh trubblol gettin to sleeps tonite!
Ai iz sew glad to heer yew gotted teh sleep! Ai akshullee thot uv yew dis mornin wen ai breeflee gotted up & hoped yew were sleeping peacefully.
Dat sew nyse!
Yeah, I nawt getted up until almoast FWEE inna afturnoon! But, I nawt getted to sleeps until sumtyme aftur midnite, tho.
ai wudn’t waek em if ai were u.
I gree., He’s awlreddy a handful.
Oh noez! Ai leeveded mah CHRG atwerk!
…
…
*SPLORT*
Oh, deer, heer cumz teh CCC
*sweep up NS’s branes an rinse dem wiv spring water*
*pakk dem bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklitt possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
Fanks, Annipuss. Yew saveded meh!
*snugglols into blankee*
*sips hawt choklit*
*nibblols choklitt possum*
*averts eyez*
*head splort* KAWAII~~~~ X3
Oh, deer, heer cumz teh CCC
*sweep up Yosamu’s branes an rinse dem wiv spring water*
*pakk dem bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklitt possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
We needz CCC on hawtkey, stat!
Awwwwww……….
Ahem, hooz manning da ccc tudai? we nedez stat!
Annipus is doin a heroic job ov splort control.
Sumwun els will haz 2 taek ober soon – it’z tiem Ai went 2 bed!
G’nite ebbriwun, g’nite.
G’nite Annipus. Sleeps well.
I for one welcome our new napping overlord
Slashdot refurinse FTW!!!11!
Geeky cedenshuls, RD shews us his.
I thot it wuz a simpsonz refurinse…. whoopsie!
Theyz usully reffin sumfing else anyhows.
O, fankyu {{{{{annipuss}}}}}yu wur just in da nik.
how I make favorite? Me want dryer lint kitteh
do not put kittehs in teh dryer! is verree bad fore teh flooof and cawses eksessiv growth uv teh poynty ends!
{{{{gnowmkittey}}] awn internet exploder iz brown buttun upatawp dat sez “favorite” I finkso if yu awn fyr faux it nawt bez dere, Duz sumbuddee els noze dat wun?
Favrit button is nawt dere in Firefox. Yew has to have sumwon els favrit it, den go to dere profyl and yew can favrit it frum dere. I have favrited it, sew yew can clicky mai bloo name. Den clicky on mai favrites tew find de ryte pic.
Oh fer gudness sake!!
Whut? No Splort warning? This should be flagged as Splort force elebenty!
errrm..excyooze me fer a minnit…….. SPLORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT…
KLUNK !
Oh, deer, heer cumz teh CCC
*sweep up Tidmum’s branes an rinse dem wiv spring water*
*pakk dem bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklitt possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
Fanx Annipuss.
I’m all feak and weeble! That is sure sum Cyoot wiv a capital Cyoot Kitteh to splort about!!!
* Poor Ambercat is Splorting awl ober teh place, an her commints nawt showin!!
We’s IM’in rite nao, so I will gib the CCC a run ober thar ,to Swinetown.
Copy an payste, liek Ai do!
ai fot ai rekkognized taht frum mai last splort, annipuss!
ai has mai cHRG (wdoi) dukk tappeed in plais wif a 50’s bavving cap (w/ rubber flowers) AND mai Margie Gunderson eerflap hat on fer gud mezzur.
mai drier lint has nebber been tihs kewt!!!
*snorgle*
sumbuddee getz TM taiked care ub nd den maikz a conga ratz awn da 5 waiz lien tu da taebo teak tu see wutz nu.
May bee teh tybooteek haz lief-size fluffy overlord earmuffs?
Ai wantz!!!
oooh, mee tew! Wood be purr-fect for da cold wethrr today, amiryte?
Oh yah. Teh thermal ohm eater haz been in teh teens (faring height) awl day.
Ai could uze a coupla fluffy overlords for mai pockets tu keep teh handz warm.
WTHeck? My compyuter is tryin tu “currect” mai spellin?
Itz nevr done that on dis site before. Ai hope it duznot haz a
nervus brakedown.
Juss enjoi teh sparklee red lynez!
or you can also teach it new spelloling!
my phone now knows “schmoo”
Iz tuu fulla shiningese fud too splort. Wudda bee tu messi!!! :S
Hia, cheezpeepz. *waves*
*Wavez oh hai tu Don Alexander
I hazn’t seeinged u in a wyle DonAlexander! Wutcha ben up tu??
*fillz up a tanker truk ob hot chokklit adn dribes rownd LOLville, firing jets ob hot chokklit at awl teh splorted peeps lying in der street*
Ai’ll follo u wiv a trukk lode uv cheezpeepl map blankiez!
Ai only hav a wheelbarrow, but ai’ll bring teh choklit possums for teh needy.
hawt! yu burnded me wif teh choklit, an yu staned mai floofy wite cote… ime nawt suppost to be brown fore anuther three munths!
*attempts to remoof teh trollmask invane*
Did nawt ur mamma ever warn u “U make dat face an u mite get stuck like dat!”
uv korse, but ai never kownted awn teh soopergloo.
**studees pikshur of kitteh**
Funny, it duzznt luuk lyk him haz iron paw…
Cuz iz in belbet glub.
But iz dere!
Rilly!!
Wif pointee enz!
Jes wate.
**shudders in feer**
ohai rhsb how is Uz todai
I has finished writinged all deh essayz
I now has to upload demz
Jus gibing U an update
is taking a litlol 5 min break
Ohai, 2_k!
I sleeped ober 14 howers today! Wuz nyse, berry nyse.
Howebber, I has woked up wif teh sneezes, runny nose an a sore throat. Sumhao, I fink Dan gibbed it to me, cuz him sed him wuz sneezin teh uther day.
Hao himz germs trabbled 900+ miles to me, I’ll nebber kno!
Glad to heer u got “unblocked” an got ur essay wroted.
I have unexpected talents, and so must my germs I suppose.
**tries to nawt “go there”**
Well, the next time you sneeze, plz to NAWT be aimin it at KY, ‘k?
Wherz the face?
dis we calls *facepaw*
plz to nawt waek yur roolur…
*looks at* awww…hao kyoot!
*SPLORT*
Uh-oh! Annipuss went tew bed adn lefted de CCC unkittehed!
*sweep up Draconic Kitteh’s branes an rinse dem wiv spring water*
*pakk dem bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed DK to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklitt armor-dillo*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
Gud fing I haz a New CHRG on mai head or I wiud have Splorted by nao. wait!!!1! Must….trun …away! Squinches ayes shut and truns hed just in tyme to prevent Dreaded ear Splort…..Whew!!!1! dat wuz close!!!
thay should put warnings on tehse pictures listin teh splort factor. On a scale of 0-9 wif a nine bein teh most dangerous..I rate dis one a 9.5
Iz danjerus tew b luukin at LOLz laet at nait….must ware CHRG in caes noe 1 b heer tew man (oar woman oar kitteh) teh CCC.
Squeeeeee!
Iz dorable bebeh obberlordlet.
Jest iek mai currant kitteh yoosta bee, oh, bout 12 yeers ago.
diz IZ itz frone
*runruns tu getting moar dukky taype*
*taype taype taype*
*peeks at pikshur*
*adds moar taype until luking lyk teh inbisiblol man waring a turban… ownlee dukky taype nawt bandijes, an iz nawt man… but uverwize identiclol*
Whew, brayns be sayfe. Ai need tehm, cannawt be splorting tehm!
OMCC, kyootness! Ennyfing yu wanting, bebbeh oberlord, ai duz wif a kwikness! Ai yur deboted phlonquais an slayve!
wer kan I sine up for phlonquai duty?
wuld be happitayle to serve babbeh oberlord!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F79iThUEWFg
*giglol* Ai using teh raynbow dukky taype, an ai du nyser job tahn him.
Sumware awn Yoo-toob izza rap vershun of hiz interview. Iz teh funnee.
I’m shure you MUTCH purtyur than him, PK!
Fownded it!!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkYtaDAMMxM
Eerwurm! Fanksalawt, rhsb!
Ai’m gonna be heerin (and laffin) abowt this all nyte!
I nawt no duck taype bandit
I nawt no duck taype bandit!
**gigglols wif an ebilness**
Hey, it’s better than what’s been in MY head all day!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76HcLEunsws
an lemme guess who ya gonna blame for DIS one……..
**piks up fone, dials trabel ajint**
Ohai. I’d lyk to book flite plz.
Ware? Ft Worf
Biznezz oar Pleshur? Wayle, I gots sum bidness to tayke kare of an it will be pleshur to do it!
Leev inna moarnin? Grate!!!!
Heers another eerwurm for y’all:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5C6ygVvPHM
heeheehee! Y duz I fink he *nawt* be tryin to keep hims hed frum splorting? He duzn’t hav much tew keep frum leeking owt ennywayz, aifinkso.
Yeah, nobodee eber akyoosed KY criminlols of bein teh sharpest knives inna drawur.
Ai shows tu bf… him just shayking hed nao… nawt eben shur what tu saying. Ai haz a fraid tu watching teh rap… eerwurm, du nawt want! oooh, dots….
Awl hayl Keeng Sleepeefays.
Wher his eyes go?
Hay! I been doin laundree today. I took teh kwilt outta teh warshin masheen an gotted a Nikklol bak!
Plz to nawt be tellin ennywun I’m into munny launderin, tho!
*hedesk*
Glad to see yur in a gud mood today, red!
Fanks, brightspot.
Yesh, I feline purty gud 2day, wif teh egg-sepshun of AWL TEH SNEEZIN I been doin! **glares SW**
I’m supposedta go to church inna mornin, but nawt kno if I’m gonna make it. (A myoosikul groop I lyk is gonna be dere.)
was it a wash yer able to do “yerself”?
.
*ahem*
Nobodee else iz volunteerin, so I HASTA do it myself.
**glares at Dan**
hee-hee-heeheeheeee
**wonders if Dan’s car has an alarm on it**
*wonders if ‘doin teh laundree’ is teh noo ‘payin teh mortgage’*
’twas only a small load so I wrung it owt bye hand’
SPLORTFH!
*runs in waring a football helmet over teh CHRG*
I herd a slport!
*luks around*
Oh Kitteh Kat Celia! U bin lyin here for HOURS!
*Gets owt teh wet/dry vac*
*sux up allllll teh branes*
*runs thru teh steem cleener for gud meashures*
*Puts all teh branes bak in KKC’s noggin*
*covers it wif a sooper strenghth CHRG*
*wipes KKC down wif a Shamwow*
*give her a sawft peech blanket, a hot choklit wif choyse of frangelicoe or gran marnyay, and a choklit fyreman*
NEEEnerrNEEnerrNEEEnerrNEEnerrNEEEnerrNEEnerr!!!!
Heer cumz teh CCC wof teh wonky weel!
*SweepsieSweepsieScoopidyscoopy teh braynz…*
.
uhoh… awl aowt ov teh splarklee sproing wawders…
.
Plann Bee – *rinsez tehm in beerz.*
*Hangz tehm awn teh lion 2 drai (*haz leftober beer whyle waiting foar tehm 2 drai, adn chases burdies awai*).
*Scuups tehm back into teh braynpan….*
*Resabembulz braynbox boney bitz…*
*Duckytaype*
*Duckytaype*
*Duckytaype*
*Duckytaype*
*Appliez CHRG & tinfoyl hatt*
*Wrapz in foofie blankee, hands KKC hawt choklitt, choklitt martoonie & choklitt weezil.*
Now you stay tehre adn rest adn doo NAWT look at teh pichur of exawlted rooler!
uh-oh….
.
Haow menny braynz duz KKC haz naow, Leeza?
*wavey wavey tuxedoed paw from under blanketz* Tank u bofh.
I cannot understand why teh picture makes me splort mai brainzez out, when I cannot watch teh ASPCA commercials without crying liek a bebeh watching it.
Is dere something wrongz with me?
NO!!!
Ai duz teh same fing, an tehr’s nuffink rong wiff me…
erm….
*pokes tuxey nosey from under blankie* mugglemary, U do teh same
thing 2?
So AI is nawt alone in this crying liek a bebeh ovar teh ASPCA commercial?
As soon as Ai heer taht moosic Ai chanjes teh channul on teh TB. Mai siscat nd Ai bof chanj teh radidio stashun wehn Mr. Bojangles coems awn….donut wnat 2 heer abowt teh goggie.
Noes… adn teh onlee fing ai can fink uv iz taht wehn leeza asstissted joo beeffoar meh, tehre mustve beed a whole inn teh boddum ov yer braynpan shee did nawt noetiss… eever taht, oar you just imneedyatlee RE-splortificaterated sighlinlee wehn she finnisheded… witch iz moar lyklee, wif tihs picktyuur.
Teh kewtnezz kill’d meh ded!
*Drops to da floor, ded wiff smiley on fayse*
*Reeches owt wif floofy paw nd tuches Sakee’s fayse, kareful nawt 2 wiep off teh smiley.* U otay, Sakee? U bin ded fur kwite awyle. Ai seez if Ai kan hlep. *Pullz CPR card frum wallut.* Lessee, victum iz unresponsiv, sew Ai puts mouf fingy awn, posishuns hed, alturnaets wif teh chest compreshuns nd teh brefs. C’mon Sakee, coem bak 2 us….push push push….breev breev breev….push push push….o mai, Sakee pushed bak!!! Fanks 2 teh miracul ov teh Innertuebs nd teh tiem continuuum, Sakee iz alibe!!! Fank you, CC!! Teh Splortz Lounj is normully fur teh recobbery ov teh splorted peeps, butt (hee hee) is otay fur Sakee 2 rest tehre fur awyle. *Tuks floofy bloo blankit wif clouds awn it around Sakee.* Heers a choklit possum nd a choklit brandee 2 hlep u feelz bettur.
o dat swete behbeh kitteh…
dat wun littel floofeh fing can be importintest fing in da whirrled.
***schmoo***
The cuteness! It hurts!
SPLORT….kaSPLORT….kaSPLORRRT!!!!!!!11!
(I fink I just hadz a SPLORTing fit!!!)
Dis kittehmus is PAYNFULLY kyoot! One SPLORT duz nawt do himz jusstiss. (But mine floofybuttz woud beez SOOOO jellus….)
yaikes!
gladys!
yoo bin tehr fur ours an ours!
*opens wun door after anudder*
where taht CCC?
ai improvizes
sweepee sweepee up brayns
carefullee rinsee wif grayp joos
put back in brayn box
patteee pattee pattee
puts brayn bonez bakk
taypee taypee taypee wif teh duk tayp
lesseee, we eben haz CHRG at werk!!
*draws a mona leesa fase on it wif sharpee pen*
!snap!
um…no 50s swimmin caps heer, just sordid meddikal devisses
aha! bungee kords in kloset
bungee bungee bungee
heer, rest in splort recobereee chaise
fans Gladys
poors hawt chawklit, (lessee, no chawklit possums round heer) how bout this – chawklit chimpmunk!
rapps up in flooffee blankee
all betters?
O mai…. *holdz he hed on tite*
AWWWWWWWW!!
OMG! Wantz!
Itz deanerous tu go alown taek dis!
*Splo–* Falz alrm…