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Halp plz
Ai aer awl tyed up at teh momint
wai iz dere no nawt sekund partee? i guess this iz my job nao. i haz cheezburgerz and nip! *danses while yo-yoing*
but ah gots mah jazz hand goin own!!!
Oh Yes!! I lubz dat JAZZZ HAND!!!
Plus ah think teh yo-yo haz poizon on it ! Pahralizin poizon !
(oh, btw, I iz nuh.)
Welkum, LeFaune! U iz welkum here in cheezland! Sawry ai is late 4 teh welkum committee, but being a cat err pillar meens ai crawl nawt bery kwiklee. But a heartfelt welkum frum me on behalf of dis wunnermus commjoonitee! Pweeze play wif us!
Walkum LeFaune to dis happi plaes!
wuz kat kradel?
ai meens “kat’s kradel”
I wuz tryin to doo catz cradul!
In Russia, the dog walking you.
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JINX!
Kitty Krochet.
“Ai haz siiz J pointee ends, but patturn needing siiz H.”
I can’t haz cheezeburger Iz tied up sat teh moment.
yuo can stop luukin nao..
*runs in frum shobeling sno, frows snoball, snoball is akshullee handful ob sparklee, floofee sno, eberywun gets a snoflake*
*noms snoeflayke*
*nomnomnomno…*
*ptui!*
Whai doo Ai awlwaiz getz teh wun wif teh grissle?
Juss doan’t eat teh yellolw wunz!
Eny longur in dis string an Iz gonna get dem crazee eyes…oh, wait.
Halp, ai being attaked bai string!!! Put daon kamra an halp me!
Hm, iz berry kwiet heer tihs moarning…
Phyzzix kitteh studeez string theoree.
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Lurnz abaowt D-branes, black p-branes* adn Neveu-Schwarz 5-branes.
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Adn splort branes.
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* (akshully, Ai noe maor whyte p-branes, butt stoopid iz culler-blynd.)
Him’s in sayme collije az Schrodinger’s kitteh.
Doan jus stand tehre, get Mom!
Meowm tu teh reskew!
And da sissurs.
Dis y kittehs shud not play jump-rope
Boi Scowt kitteh wurkin onn hizz knotts fur not seccond class rank. Sum dai himz bee eaglol scowt kitteh. Iffin hee doan’t eatz teh eaglol!
No. No. No. If kitteh eets eaglol, full force of law come down hard on kitteh and kitteh’s hoomin. Eaglols be purrtekted symblol of country. No wun allowed to hurt eaglols and get away with it. Trained and licensed eaglol purrtekter will come and punish kitteh.
*pulls off troll mask wif a kwikness* Ohai, Tribble! Just a joke. Berry liddul joke
BOOP!
U tri tu tell dat tu kitteh!
Stop laffin an get meh oudda dis!
Kitteh kept hearing of ICHC “Macramay” and teh “tawp brayd” and is just tryin to join in…needs sum werk, aifinkso.
FTW!!! @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
Kitteh luuks bery hi strung
Aifinkso..kitteh hav a nervus.
Zinz it mai neber git heer, ai wunt to sai ai has a happee!! Ai hab a LOL on (rite nao) paj 6 ob teh “Upcoming” page. Iz teh one wif kittehz onna tawp ob teh doorz.
Yayyyyyy!!! I seed it
Is berry gud.
Fank U. (Ai’m a LOTR nerd! hee hee)
Hmmm, ai wunner which wun is Elendil an which wun is Isildur? *wispurs – ai lurvs LOTR too!*
I iz LOTR nerd tu! We is a commyoonity! BTW, ur LOL is nao on page 5. Moobin up!
*sigh* Dis wuz reply to Karen’s post about her LOL, above.
Stoopy wierdpress.
oh, NAO it shoze up in teh rite playce.
*gibs up an goes to sleep*
Wii awl has WP ihshuz. Oar shud ai sai WP habin teh ihshuz. Adn fanks 4 teh info!!
hee hee.
Ai liked itt tu. Even if did nut catched LOTR ref.
An Ai lieks teh buks and teh moovies, haz dem awl.
Aie gots noe strings
Tew hole me down
Tew maik me fret or maik me frawna
I hab strings
But noe aie free
Tehre r noe strings on mei
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It r purrrrrnocciho obviously
*eers perk foarwurds*
*duz butt-wigglol uv doom*
*flingz self madlee at Maggs an pounsis, purring lyk a erfkwake*
Ohai!!!!! *hedbonk* Hao yu iz????
Ohai *hedbonk* *purzzzz liek traktor inna tin baff*
Aie is a doin gud tank u how iz all in teh prysma hawse???
Ohai, Maggs, gud 2 see u heer agane!
Aww fanks it r naice tew gets teh chance to plai fur awile
Ai in SKOOL nao!!!! *bownsebownse* Desembrrrr waz nawt so gud, but ai haz a big happeh nao!
Ohhhh wowserz u is a kevver kitteh!!!!! Aie hoeps u nawt gotz teh hoemwerk pleh!!! I bets u gots lots ob learning stuffed intew ur hed nao!
Ownlee startid last week, nawt so much hoemwurks an hed-stuffings yet. Yay, ai can haz job wif aminlols when ai grajuate!
Yu haz had teh Reel Lyf Sind-roam an cud nawt being heer? Ai commed bak a cupple weeeeks ago, and nawt seed yu. Ai misst yu!
Yeppers dat real lyfe a reel payne inna arm……. or sumwhere neerz there he he. Aie tries tew maek tyme to comes an plai moore eslz aie growz too seereoss n furgets haw to lol do nawt want!!!!
Aie iz glad u can has work wib amnimlols affer u bin grajumated!!! aie hoep dat nawt been tew painful……
Must membur hao tu lol an be wif frenz, iz berry berry importint, aifinkso! Uvverwize, yu turn intu troll-type fingie wif no sents uv hyoomur, an taht be faet wurse tahn def, eben wurse tahn pointee enz! An, an, an ai bet if moar peeps waz awn, wud be moar peeps saying, “We misst yu, Maggs!”
Ai iz hoaping nawt tu paynful, tu, getting gradjumated, beeleev me!!!
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek aie nawt want tew be troll less aie ken taek awff mask n run way sniggrin wif a funni
I best be praktasin mai loling aiefinkso
FTW!!!
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Spidercat, spidercat,
does what ever a spidercat can… Fail
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itty bitty kitteh knitty committee…. Fail
dis put meh in stichez, RD.
I got the cheezburgers all sewn up then.
Oh Hai, dere Cheezpeepz!!!
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I just want tu telling u bowt deh Cheez Town Cryer in case u hazn’t seeinged it yet.
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It b a plais tu go tu see wut b going on in Cheezland. I will copyfying posts frum deh commentz dat b giving anowncemintz adn postifying dem.
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I haz movinged awl mai helperz adn uzzer Cheez stuff frum mai regular blog to deh Cryer. Adn I haz awlso started a listing wif linkz tu peepz blogz.
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If u haz a nownsmint tu making, oar b wanting on deh Blogroll, u kin sending me an emayo at cweenmj@gmail.com adn i will postifying it fur u.
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Deh pritty kitty at deh top uv deh Cryer b mai deer old Winky, laying on deh windowsill watching deh fisheez in deh pond. Wun uv deh reezunz I pikkt hur tu b on deh masthed iz kuz she wuz part Meezer and she lubbed tu tawk. So she b sitting dere telling u awl deh newz!! She wented tu deh Raynbow Bridge mennee yrz ago and noaw she keepz deh nite watchman kumpany.
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http://www.cheeztowncryer.com
Ai fink yur majestee meens http://www.cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com
Thank u PK… it b tu eerle tu think!!!
*pourz anuzzer cuppa kawfee.
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I b trying tu watch CBS Sunday Moarning adn post….. not werking owt reel well, iz it?
*giglol* Ai be wurking awn storee an posting, an ai being berry caerful what ai typing whair! Wud bee egg-salad way tu confuzzling ebrywun, posting randum storee paragraf…
I dunno, it think it sowndz like grate idea!!
Ai rites teh fanta-sea storees, sumtiems in mai own whirrld, wif, lyk, majiks an fings. Wud be confuzzling, beeleev me!
Naw prysma-kitteh u no dat ICHC is teh most mayjikal palise in the whirrled nuffin wud suprprizez us here
Ai lubs da fantasy buuks pk!!
Tihs be teh wun ai wurking awn nao. Ai nawt dun ennyfing wif it fur a whyle… bizzeeness, an haz been lo-pryoritee projekt. (Iz posted inna blog format, chaptur bai chaptur, so teh top post be teh nuest chaptur.)
http://www.prysmatic.com/nights/shadows.php
IZZA Trap!!! Run les kittehs, RuNNNNNNn!!!
Snake charmer. Not doin so well, acktually
ai ment to do that. srsly.
u miyta ment tu du it srsly, but u did it silly.
Gud morning!! An OHAI! Anna kthxbai. Sorree ai cant stay!
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BUT – in wun hour ar 15 minnits, ai’m leeving – despite teh snow – fur South Bend to see teh touring purrrrrrrrrrduck (prrrrrr duck????? Fleep – yoo know sumthing about these?) *ahem* – a prrrrrduckshun ov SPAMALOT
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Ai haz a hurree – AN an egg sited!!! Ai’ve bin wanting to see it fur YEERS!!!!
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EEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! Ai haz a egg sited fur yu! Coming back an telling us awl abowt it, otay? Haz funfunfun!!!!
ai sawed tihs too yeers ago in St. Paul, an it wuz wunnerful! a true mP fan dreem come troo! ai hoped yoo had phun cos ai did! a resteront neer teh theeter eben had spam ordervs an a spam ontree. Ai has a happee for yoo!!!
i were walkin da goggeh. not so grate akshalleh…
I iz praktising deh kitteh rope trick
“Hello my honey, hello my darling, hello my ragtime gal….”
he does it better than the WB frog i tell you that much is true =)
Kokopelli… Fail
Kitteh caught in phishing scam
Wheres teh “omg kitteh wil strangul himslef!” troll?
I lobs dis picshure! De kitteh luls jes liek mai kitteh, William! Nd dats jes de sort of ting he’s b involved in! Hehehehehehehe! Gud 1.
Eh, teh kitteh iz jus stringing us along!!1!
Now! Ewe had 2 walk in now!
Aww cat just stuck lol it funny..
Dis reminds me of the Laocoön Group
cotinues story/caption
host:
Well it looks like billy is messed up. well next up is joan and his musicule farts!
girl in back of adiance:
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
dont wrry iz al unda control
ohmigosh u need to talk normal!!
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=3090418