da drawer wuz in da way of
da drawer wuz in da way of my comfurt so i moved it
kittehs can git comfurtable anywhere.
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Rulers is like dat.
Cept au queen mj. Her is an exceptional.
weeeeellllllllll, I have ben noen tu drop mai drawerz on okkayshun…..
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Snork! Spiffle, ha. heehee!
Bai da wai, fanks fer coming and playin. I wus alone heer fer FOUR hole minets. I thot sumfin was like, totally borked!
Hai Dere, carosue!!! I ben bizzy tuday.. how u?
Is de kind uf dai wen you see dat there is mail and yu open it happily and it wuz…not teh wun yew were expectin. An tomorrow is Sundai and so nao I hafta wait fer DAYS to get mai stuff-to-make-teh-bookmarks. Sigh.
the question is, did ya stop yer grinnin’ when ya did.
Mebbe hur “cracked” a smilol?
Wal, I giggled lik a loon. But don tell anibudy.
U gigloled wen teh cween dropped hur drawers?
Dat nawt berry nyse.
Wut if dey landed awn hur feets an borked hur royal toesies? U be laffin at hur payne!
Doze sneekee cheezez sumtiemz paostz urly nd ketchez us unnerwarez. Cumgranulashunz carosue. nawo we awl goze wif yu tu taebo teak, singnd danz awl da wai.
unnerwarez or underwarez?
yis
Skewz mii, *pushez her way frew deh crowd* skewz mii, plz.
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I haz sumfing speshul tu putting rite heer fur mai bff, jamamakitty, so it duzn’t git lostinged at deh bottum uv deh fred. {{{{jamamamamammamama}}}}
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Winky, deh blak cat, haz ben fussing at deh Nite Watchman awl day….poking at himz fais wif her paw wyle he b trying tu sleep….mewing adn mrping arownd under himz feetz wen he gottid up. “Cat,” he sed, “wut iz wif u tuday?”
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And, wen he b setting owt on himz rowndz, she insisted on going wif him. She issueinged liddlol mrpz adn rmpz as seh trottinged along in hiz wake. She followinged him down JCH4K Bulleevard, adn arownd deh JCH4K Rown-Dee-Bowt wif only a kwik stop tu poke at deh fisheez in deh fowntin. After passing deh Ty boot Eek adn deh Pi stawl, adn dhen deh d’Beaker Labz, dey enteringed deh Princess Mu Medow.
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Eric started kawling deh kittehz, adn wun bai wun tehy cameded towardz him. Dehre wuz Kalicoz adn tabbehz and meezerz and pershunz; yung kittehz, owld kittehz; fat kittehz, skinny kittehz; long harez, short harez; kittehz uv everry shape adn size. Winky sat watching as Eric greeted dem awl. Suddenly, Winky sprintinged ober tu wun uv deh kittehz. It b deh beyooteemus blak MamaKitty.
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Winky stood fais tu fais wif deh MamaKitty, sniffing keerfully at hur noze. Deh MamaKitty wuz a liddlol surprisinged, and sniffinged deh Winky noze. After a long moment, Winky began washing deh MamaKitty. Deh Mamakitty lay down as Winky washinged deh top uv hur hed, and hur eerz, adn hur fais. Deh MamaKitty wuz so happy tu lay in deh soft grass smelling deh sweet scent uv deh flowerz, wafting on deh evening breeze. Deh wash, wash, wash, ov deh Winky tung on hur furrz lulled her to sleep. She tookinged a liddlol nap wyle Winky kuntinued gibbing her a baf. Wen Winky finished deh baf, deh MamaKitty woketed up feeling moar refreshed dan deh she kud remember feeling in long time.
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Teh tew blak kittehz sat fur a minnit, lukking like a set uv matched bookendz. Den dehy ranninged off adn klimbing a tree so dey kud lukking down on deh Nite Watchman adn awl deh uzzer kittehz.
Cween, dat wuz byootiful az alwayz.
{{{{Jamama}}}} So sorry for ur loss. I kno it be hard.
Fank yoo fur anuzzer byootimus storee, cween. Ai hazza hyooj sad fur jamama. Butt ai am SO glad taht Eric n Winky n awl teh uzzer animlols be dere to welkum teh Mamakitteh.
Must go get moar tissue…
{{{{{{jamama}}}}}}}} {{{{{{{{mamakitteh}}}}}}}}
Mai cween: in case yoo didn’t seeing tihs last nite:
icanhascheezburger.com/2009/01/09/funny-pictures-your-offering-is-inadequate/#comment-557163
I spotted dat. Thankz guyz.
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fur lubblee writings
oh an ob corse {{{{{{{{{{{mamakitteh}}}}}}}}}}}
oh schmoooooo to you!
Oh hai Jamamakitty
I has a sad cuz ob ur loss ob Mamakitteh
But she iz haplee runninngs across teh Princess Mu Meadow wiv Happee Cat ao. She be verry happee nao wiv Eric an Winky an Happe Cat and dere be manee cheezburgers dere fur awl teh kittehs. If yew wants to stop by mai page it iz: http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-Taya/
I’m so sorry, Jamama.
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{Jamamakitty}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} For such small beasties, they leave such a gaping hole in our hearts and lives….
Hugs and prayers
oh jamama, I has such a hartake for u.
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I hope mamakitty had a peeceful trip to teh meadow.
{{{{{{{Jamamakitty}}}}}}} Ai sew sorree to heer uv yer loss! Ai noez that yoo will nebber furgitz yer fur-bebbeh, but ai hopez yer hart heelz soon…
=^..^=
:sniff: mamakitty sez fank que berry much fur being sew nice tew her mama!!!
leakie eyes awl ober agin!!! *ai hear a noise or see some movement an finkin mamakitty is sayin ohai*
Jamama.. ai beleeb dat da kittehs can bend “reality” da saem wai deh can bend fizzix. When mah Pixel-girl passed ober da Bridge, ai kept seein her outta da corner ub mah iz fur weeks after she beh crossin tew wait inna meadow.
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Ai haz no dowt dat mamakitteh beh kumin bai tew check awn yew, and she will prolly bizit yew in yer dreems. Ai hab had seberal frends dat hab had da “heart connexunz” wif teh kittehs, and awl ub dem hab had dere kittehs bisit and reassure dem, an lub dem inna dreems.
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Ai hoep dis beh kumfurtin an nawt maek yew haz a sad agin. {{{{Jamama}}}
not any sadder….:sigh: but is berry comforting!!!! ai wud be upstairs an awl ai had tew do wuz fink ob her and der her wuz!! we had teh speshul sykik c’necshun….. she wuz at peace wen her crossed tewdai! gunna take a lil gettin used to….. fanks fur bein here!
ai sew sorree, jama, ai iz awl leekee ais heer, jest laik a kitteh ob mai own went ober teh bridj. cos ai always fink ob mai rumpelteazer (age 20) who went ober teh bridg qwite a few yeers ago. rumpel still visits me an ai sais owt lowd “ohai, rum!”
welkum… yew is eet! {{{Jamama}}}
Sew sowwy, Jamamakitty! Teh kittehs allua leeves teh big holes in ower hartz, but dey alsew leeves menny warm an sweet memories.
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Mamakitty is happy an at peace at teh brij.
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Ai agreez compleetlee. Ai nawt fink a fing lyk nawt being in a bodee taht nawt wurk so gud ennymoar gunna slo daon a kitteh wanting tu chek on her (oar hiz… teh wun ai losted waz a boi) hyoomin when there being strong luvs there. Them wanting tu maek shur we gunna be otay wifout them, coz we nawt as wise about teh Bridge an awl as kittehs be. {{{{{{{{{{jamamakitteh}}}}}}}}}}
:80:
Hnnn? wye dat nawt wurk? :80: mai deer sistur. yur daykorum!
did u meen
….. dat b deh 8 ) wif owt deh spais.
ment da schok kined nd wut ai haz rit awn mai wal iz colon80colon, no spaisez. At leest wp sined me in wif mai ipropur shuz tudai so ai kin be awn pu troll. Sum da peepulz bin kined ub nawty resuntlee. Nobuddeez wut ar heer rite naow.
oh deh
it b : shock :
8 O — dat b a capital ‘o’
oar I hopez,
Dat z wut z da problum den. du nawt noze difruns frum 0 /O :8O: so naow ai repete.
hmmmmph!
duznt need deh colonz just deh 8 adn deh O
:p
jush praktikin
4 outta 5 nawt bad…
i juz leerned em dis week, tu!
i haz : D which is
i has wun do nawt wurk, : p :p
i haz : o wich is
and i haz 8 ) wich is
cattails, how u do dat winky wun??
; ) wif no spasis
I haz awl uv dem at
http://www.cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com/majik-trikz/weirdpress-smilies/
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deh stikking owt teh tung guy b : P wich iz deh Capital ‘P’, not deh liddlol ‘p’. and u kin awlso makking it wif deh : razz :
B)
:8):
Hum. Must mean yew has to be signed into wordpressie?
ahm in yer drawers, rearrangin’ yer………..well…………..drawers.
Find enny gogie “toords” in dere?
not since college, saints be praised.
enny WOT?
Eet iz, aftur awl, abowt mah cumfurt.
Wn iz it nebber nawt?
Dis beh teh troo… da kittehs, their cumfurts, they liik them.
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Bud was anna cowch snorin. Was da berry cyoot!
An nao, him wants snuggles…
It b a liddlol noen faktoid dat not noly kin deh kitty expand tu fitting deh space dey b occupying (box, sack, etc.); dey haz deh uneek ability tu making deh space dey b okkupying expand tu fitting deh kitteh.
Dey beh da masters ub fizzix, aifinkso!
My dresser drawers nawt fit rite latelee. Ifinkso teh wood is swelled.
Srsly.
dat becuz ders a KITTEH in dem!!
can wi diskus yur fabrik sofnur ?
well, we can take a “shot”, iffen ya “put” it dat wai.
ohia,Dan- wi b javelin a gud tyme ?
it’s only a hop, skip, anna jump away.
it wuz kwit a hurdle tu get up here!
u guys reallly had a field day wif this one!
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guess everyone’s gone to beds?
nah, we’re on track
mebbe running around in circles, but on track nontheless.
*ponders wether to try a ‘pole’ reference*
well, iffen ya wanna go that deep into the vault…….
hmm…I may get cited for a ‘dekoram’ infrackshun if I go there.
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U werkin, or just doin ur usual nite owl thing?
hoo, hoo-hoo
LOL
well wish I cud hang with the nite owls.. but my hooter is borked. Plus I’m hiking tomorrow.
nite dan.
g’nite, mind where ye put yer feet.
wut is borked?
Dere is awlways GP an his pole dansin…
snerk!
whus pole dancing video did he ‘borrow’
Teh drawer interfeerin wif mah kumfurts – it hadda go.
O hai ebrybuddy. iz heer fur a bit. kittehs pway in snow tu dai, teh snow be ober dem past der shudders. dere kitteh, den no kitteh, snow mov, den dere be kitteh gin. vary a moo sing, itinkso.
cweenmj, i haz talk wif our friend tu dai, we haz looooooooooooong talk, we gunna talk maor later, affer suergeee.
Kittehz in deh snow b so much fun!!!
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I so glad u gotted tu tawking tu hur…… she haz a nervuz bowt deh surgery.
yesh, she duz, but we talked long tiem, ober tooo hours! anz i tink she be fweeing butter bot it. i am gunna call next munf, wen she be hoome, see how she doing. i too far away tu du much moer!
Kittehs sooooo funny in deh snow, we haz deh 9 inches yesterday and last night and tuday, so lots ob snow tu play in!
And, I hadz a fezent at mai boird feeeeederz tuday! very pwetty. kittehs no chase, too big, lol
oh deh fezentz b berry pritty…. I’bet dey liked deh seedz frum ur feeder!!
deh blu jays, deh chas deh liddel birds way, but fezzent comed and chas deh blu jay, and den deh liddle birds com bak, very moosing tu watch!
*hopes Ai izn’t introoding*
*whispers*
Is yew talking about KCT? Ai livs clows tew her. Ai’m planning on gowing tew see her inna hospital.
*please to ignore me if comment is inappropriate*
No need tu whizpurr… yup, dat b hur!!!
I haz a happy u kin visiting hur!!
u iz not intruden, we iz talken bout herz, i iz glad tu no sum wun go tu seez her in hos pittal
Ai was planning on mayking dis a surprize, butt (gigglol) Ai may as well do this heer. Cween, will yew post this on da Town Cryer page, pleez?
As sum uv yew know, KCTailkinker will be going into da hospital for knee-splort repair sir-jury soon. She prolly won’t hav aksess tew da intertubes until she gows back to werk, so Ai want to giv her a way to heer frum yew all. If ennywun has any messages for her whyl she is away, yew can emayl dem tew me at brightspotkcmo@gmail.com, and Ai will print dem out and take dem to her IRL.
Oh dat iz so sweet uv u!!!!! I b happy tu postifying it!!
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*runz off tu deh town cryer wif a swiftyness.
Haha.
lol kitteh is such a jerk.
mai kitteh do dis reg-uh-ler-ly.
her cums runnin frum teh udder sied uv teh hows wen her heers meh opin dem!!
well, iffn yu didn’t hide teh gooshy fuud in yer unnerware drawers, mebbe they wudn’t kum runnin everytaim yu opens teh drawers.
otay, i mush go, i haz a fun plaien wif u awl, i c u lader awn. bai awl!
Must find fuzzy sleepin plase
*sigh* nao ai can has nies nappie….plz to nawt disturrb….
Wuz on news dat big giant moon in sky tunite. Ai luuk outside, is bery big an brite!
Ohai, KK!
I wuz walkin thro teh libbin room erlyur an who wuz awn teh tee-bee? Teh ShamWow gui!
**goes owtside to luuk foar moon**
**comes bak in, shakin awf cold**
No moon heer. Too menny clowds.
Dat sham-wow guy on all da tiem ware ai libs. He be annoyin!!
Mebbe him lyks you, which iz why him alwayz awn ur tee-bee!
Do Nawt Want!!!
yah…afturr a whilol, ebben if teh produkkt saownded gud to begin wif, aftur elebentee billoyun tiems, duz nawt saownd sew gud anne moar…
ai dunno….iz raynin berree hard awtsied rite nao….
Iz akshully freezin heer an derz sno…
Judging by the looks of the rest of the room and the contents of the drawer, it looks like the drawer didn’t have far to go in its descent and the cat was just trying to get away from the pizza box on the floor that started moving by itself.
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