Comments on: Your offering is inadequate.

By: sawa

sawa — Mon, 16 May 2011 23:27:08 +0000

Mai goggie acts lik a kitteh she eben lays on da back of da couch an she grewlses at meh to gets hers a blankey wen she wants to sleep
(wich is alls da tiim)

By: gotchi101

gotchi101 — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 07:56:29 +0000

OMG THAT KITTEH LOOKS LYKE MY KITTEH

By: Mooniquie

Mooniquie — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 02:59:42 +0000

looks like mah kitty Kirara

By: Cellie

Cellie — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 23:16:14 +0000

inadequate are be mah spelling word

By: KMO

KMO — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 06:34:18 +0000

U Iz crazie wuzmahn

By: sakura_12

sakura_12 — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 04:51:11 +0000

what an aristocrat!

By: sakura_12

sakura_12 — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 04:50:11 +0000

we must worship the cat!

By: nismo

nismo — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 04:32:00 +0000

I snub your pitiful offerings, human.

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 02:09:40 +0000

Bravura purrrrrrrfurrrmance Mielissa!!! Bravissama!!!

By: Visadharah

Visadharah — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 02:03:40 +0000

Ai new ai shud hab getted cheezburger!

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 01:27:35 +0000

I loves teh water analogies.
U gotta go wif teh flow!!

By: jamamakitty

jamamakitty — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 01:25:08 +0000

plz tew keep teh rox out ob mai streeem~~

By: kerrykatz4

kerrykatz4 — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 01:23:31 +0000

Purzaklee, leeza! Jes diffrint way ub sayin it. Hur also tells meh wen ai gits married agin dat peeps is like rivers, when two rivers joins tugedder, is much rapids along da way, den all settles wif ripples long da way…hur bery zen, mai mom!!

By: gammacat

gammacat — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 01:17:30 +0000

{{leeza-b}}
*whispurrs* i liked Xena too

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 01:14:13 +0000

oh, liek the ripple in teh pond thing?
.

‘u see a stream, itz all calm and peeseful…
if u throw a rock innit, it makes a splash and and upsets teh flow. but then eventually it dies down, and all is calm and peeceful and flowing smoothlee again… ‘
‘so teh stream, it is teh same rite?’
‘no. it luks the same as it was.. but the rock is down there, and teh water must flow around it. Teh streem may luk teh same, but it is forever changed.’
.
dis wisdom I got from.. bleev it or not.. a TV show- Xena.
I knows.. I iz teh geeky.. but that was a GRATE show.

By: gammacat

gammacat — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 01:07:04 +0000

absomolootlee! ma littol shadow girl is
ma sweetheart!
(cept when she gallumpfs around da house like
a heerd of beefalo! den she just a silleh)

By: kerrykatz4

kerrykatz4 — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 01:06:27 +0000

Lyfe soup is sumfin mai mom always sez tu meh..iz liek life simmer along fine, den sumfin gits throwed in da pot…pot boils fur a while, den da soup settlol down…sumfin bout seasonin an such….jes a sayin.

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 01:06:04 +0000

hmmmm
du they still maek nerf balls?

By: gammacat

gammacat — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 01:04:55 +0000

sorry dis late, butt {{rhsb}}
hope you are awn tommorrow for the snow ball fite!
we missed you todai!

By: rhsb

rhsb — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 01:00:12 +0000

Me wif a sharp objeck?
.
.
.
Prolly nawt gud eyedea, considerin my lak ov co-wordin-nay-shun. I’d prolly end up stabbin myself oar sumpin.

I felled UP teh stayres last Sunday!

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 00:59:44 +0000

ooh ooh ooh!
I has anotter idea red!
iz u crafty??
U cud go to teh flee market, get a bunch of plates, and take em home and BRAKE em! smash em to peeses!
Then, u cud make a mosaic wif them!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 00:59:42 +0000

absolutinglee!!! extra speshul wif owt a dowt.

By: 4point5kittehs

4point5kittehs — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 00:59:25 +0000

Ai did nawt noes eevver. Hims a byootimus boi, qween. Teh lubs n gudness bees shining frum hims eyses. Fank yoo fur sharing him wif us in ur storees.

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 00:57:56 +0000

I liek to throw stuff too.
Maybe get a dart bored??
Teh darts r really sharp.. and u cud put a pickshure up…. I’m shure u cud think of someone….
.
Butteh knots, is a southern thing maybee?
Actually itz a roll kinda thing, not a pretzel.
I cudn’t find anything on wiki but I did find lotsa recipees!

By: prysma-kitteh

prysma-kitteh — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 00:53:58 +0000

Until yu gets punchin bag, yu can beet awn bed, pillols, sumfing lyk taht?

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 00:52:24 +0000

teh blak kittehs r teh speshul.
I iz absomolootlee convinsed of this.

By: rhsb

rhsb — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 00:52:02 +0000

I’m moar of a thrower.

I has throwed stuffs befoar, but onlee wen I REELEE po’d.

By: two_kittehs

two_kittehs — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 00:51:58 +0000

I fink it shud be available in deh liberry
an paperbak vershuz is not too eggspensive

By: prysma-kitteh

prysma-kitteh — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 00:51:52 +0000

Ai haz nebber hurd uv a budder not, eever…

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 00:51:49 +0000

…
Ai diddint noeing about teh Night Watchman’s troo identitee befoar just nao. Ai noed dat teh storeez wuz full uv luv & win & awsum — nao ai unnerstand why teh luv iz so powerful.
…
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{cweenmj & Eric}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}

By: 4point5kittehs

4point5kittehs — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 00:51:42 +0000

Yoo noes yoo can getting 'most ennee buk sekkund-hand on teh innertubes, rite? Iz haow ai buys 'most awl mai buks naow. Is so phun to get a pakkij on in teh male!

By: rhsb

rhsb — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 00:50:47 +0000

I saw it, fanks.

Ackshully, I may try to tawlk mahm an dad in2 lettin me gets punchin bag – a beeg hevvy wun – an go beet teh carp outta it. Mebbe paste pikshur of soon-to-be ex-huzbin awn it?

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 00:50:39 +0000

dont u has teh butter knots in VLC?
*taps DK on teh nose*
BOOP!

By: West River rat

West River rat — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 00:49:28 +0000

♪
Do I wanna go out with a lions roar
Huh, yea, I wanna go south n get me some more
Hey, they say that a stitch in time saves nine
They say I better stop–or Ill go blind
Oop–she bop–she bop

She boop–he boop–a–we boop
I boop–you boop–a–they boop
Be boop–be boop–a–lu–she boop,
I hope he will understand
She boop–he boop–a–we boop
I boop–you boop–a–they boop
Be boop–be boop–a–lu–she boop,
Oo–oo–she–do–she boop–she boop

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 00:49:26 +0000

dat b mai deer, departed Winky wif deh itty bitty winky purr… She wuz deh bestest kitteh…. she wuz ebereewunz favrit kitteh…..

By: 4point5kittehs

4point5kittehs — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 00:48:20 +0000

Wots a butteh not? Liek a peenut?

*Hangs hed in shaem cuz nawt noeing dis*

By: rhsb

rhsb — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 00:47:11 +0000

I gotted it.

Will luuk foar it inna liberry. I wuz at teh buuk stoar erlyur 2day an wudda luuked foar it den, had I knowed abowt it den.

Ah well, needs to save munnies an STAY OUTTA BUUK STOARS!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 00:46:22 +0000

ur welkum!!!
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.
*reechez down and bapz 4.5 kittehz on deh noze.
.
Boop!!

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 00:45:06 +0000

*spinz arownd wif boddul brush tayle*
*chayses aftur WRr*
*BOOP WRr onna tayle*
*gigglols & runsawaywifakwikness*

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 00:44:54 +0000

PH, I saw ur reply! and yes I got a littul twisty.. not a pretzl tho. more like a butteh not.
.
ooh ooh gud idea red!!
I wuz alsew thinkin bowt teh slingshot wif anti-mattur pellets.
wot else?
Just imagine.. wot u wud use to kill teh bloos, maybe?
btw, I lefted a message for u earlier on ur profile.

By: rhsb

rhsb — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 00:44:30 +0000

Oh, cween, teh noo padj luks grate!

Whose kitteh iz dat? Him/hur iz teh purty.

Fanks foar awl u do foar us.

By: 4point5kittehs

4point5kittehs — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 00:44:24 +0000

Dis bees full ob ossim n win, ur jamestee!!!!!

Fank yoo mushly fur awl ur hard wurk on behaf ob ur subjeks!

*Curtseez to teh Qween*

By: parrothead

parrothead — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 00:43:39 +0000

Fank yew prysma-kitteh!! Gudnite fur nao!!!

**goes home from wurk finkin ‘i lubs cheezland, itz beddur den enee prozak’

By: prysma-kitteh

prysma-kitteh — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 00:42:30 +0000

PH — we being heer fur yu tu, when yu needing teh hugs an teh tishoos an teh encorrijmint an teh luvs. {{{{{PH}}}}}

By: parrothead

parrothead — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 00:42:26 +0000

Keep ticklin her leeza-b! Ai tawlk to yews tomorra!!!

**wispurs** Use a corkscrew awn teh saft spot, den a icepick to go frew teh bottom, den score wif the icepick, den hit wif hammer, will break in purfect half!

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 00:41:06 +0000

Ai did! Ai did! Ai leeved fanks fur yew on teh last fred, and mayded a commint on teh Night Watchman paij. Yew iz teh bestest!!!

By: 4point5kittehs

4point5kittehs — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 00:40:45 +0000

Ai “betty” ai can!

*BOOP! WWr on teh cyoot widdle rattee nos*

By: two_kittehs

two_kittehs — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 00:40:05 +0000

yes I got it and I has sended U a reply

By: 4point5kittehs

4point5kittehs — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 00:39:26 +0000

Phun, eh?

Ai do lubs owr Maus!

By: rhsb

rhsb — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 00:39:00 +0000

Hay, I gots date wif my pillow ebenshully. **Sighs, teh onlee fing I kin snugglol rite nao, an it nawt snugglol bak.**

Myootilate a coconutt? Hao bowt drill a small hole innit an insert fyrewerks? At teh end, u can has ur own shredded cocconutt.