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kitteh haets prezints
speshaly cuz dis prezint nawt a fud
Tihs prezint luks lyke a frawd. Kitteh iz nawt amyoozed.
Ai maek taht SEBEN ob us in teh Tawp Spawt butt (*snerk*) fink it is teh furst tym Ai has seen Chizmonkies up heer, so a ekstrah-speshul “Well Dun” to yu,CM!! Com wiv us to teh ty-booteek an chews yur pryz – tehre is a speshul awn bobbul-hedded Pinny Gigs tihs weeeeeeek weeeeeeeeeeeek weeeeeek!!!
Yays! Conga rats, CM! *dansdans*
*choozis VLC-wintur-wait floofeh cheezmap blankkit, raps arown self, an skoots awf tu making suppers*
I can has suppers? taht r soopers! *hidz hissef awae cuz uv da pun*
I r gon hav manny dansez adn all dat, but fer nao mah m0mz r maekin me plae da bordgames. Moar liek Bord-Games.
sry fer 2nd pun
*dansdansdans* Yay chizmonkies! *dansdansdans*
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*Gets extra supply ob GP-bobbulheds frum ty booteek to awgment teh meezly 20 fur Safareh customers frum boss-piggeh* *STNNN*
Yiss, him haz a nerb gibbin dem az iffn himiz bein jenerus wen we can haz dem frum teh tye booteek juss fur teh takin.
aw, fanks awl u gaiz! Bein’ teh nawt-sekunds uv nawt-sekunds shur duz giv u a lawt uv prayzes. but fer nao, *dansdansdansdansdans* ty-booteek awayyyyyyyy
Yew kin be replaysed.
Ai want a biggur wun!
Ai want gushi fud az well
Bring me gushifuds an bring it NAO!!
GMTA, Ambercat!
And small….
GMTA!
Purrzaklee, AP!!!
Nuffing ai want cud fit in taht boks… inklooding me.
… an wut gud iz a boks if teh kitteh kint taek a nap innit?
I ar not happeh
an soon yu wil nawt be happy neether.
Lemme sho yu mai shun!
Oh noes! Ennyfing, eben pointee enz, but nawt teh shun! *shuddur”*
I know that look. I bought my cats a small jar of caviar for Xmas [the £1.69 from Aldi kind], mainly to see The Look Of OUTRAGE on my Dad’s face [priceless], & they didn’t like it! What’s not to like about fishy stuff?
Dey lieks teh fisheez moar den teh fishee eggz, aifink. Silleh kittehz!
Me an husbin fishes..well, we nawt reely fishes, but we fish! All da cats is on us soon as we walk in door after fishin…dey likes ebbryfing bout da fishes!! Dey gits fresh halibut, ai draws da line at caviar tho!! *caviar…pleh* Is smell like fish bait tu meh!!
Iz ekzaklee rite abowt da fishee batez. Pleh! Wut a waist ub shampane.
was it seasoned?
mah kittehs seem to like stuffz as close to deh nashural state as pawsible
demz loves raw fish but no eatz it if eben it ar slightly seasoned
Carefuls wif da raw fish, two_kittehs! Mai vet sez no raw fishees fur da kittehs, cuz dey kin gets da parasites!!
I gibs beree liddlol like a treet mebbeh once a week
half a shrimpz or teenee tinee bite size peece ov tilapia or salmon
demz comes to deh kitchenz when I ar cooking
:beg plead purr, rub against deh legses, repeat
I iz a suckah I melts and gibes dem liddlol raw treetses
Ai guilty ub dat too, TK!! Iz hard wen dey nawt wanna waits! Wen husbin start cleenin fish outside, da 4 house kittehs cries an paces till he cuts dem sum. Den ai has tu cooks it, cools it off wif wadders…ai sumtiems gibs dem tiny piece. Ai feels bad wen ai duz it, cuz vet tells meh dey kin gets nasty parasites..hur words. Den ai tells husbin tu nawt feeds dem da raw fishees. Iz hard tu resist dem wen dey cries, dey iz ar bebbehs!!
I willz be careful but so far demz seems to tolerate it alrite
an mah vet said berree lidlol is Ok as long as it ar fresh
an has no fishee smellz
Mai bebbeh goggie lubs fish! Cuked fish, dat iz. Her lubs awl seefud. Kin deh cukked fish hurt goggies?
If it nawt teh ownlee fing she eeting, ai dowting it hurting hur. Wun uv mai classmaets feeding her wurking goggies (2 Jermun Shepurds an a Rottee… surch-n-reskoo trayned) kibbuls taht be lawts uv samons. Mebbe asking yur vet, tho, coz ebree goggie diffrint.
If hur being bebbeh fur reel, lyk yung aminlol, iz berree importint hur getting teh ryte nootrishuns so growing big n strong n helfee. Nawt so gud tu letting kids fill up awn teh candees.
Mai goggies liek teh cukked walleye for noms. Nawt eet carps oar catfish. Bud if teh carp iz ded free weeks onna ribber bank dey lubs tu rollz in it until tehy haz teh stinkee fish awl ober.
Dat is kittehs for ya, WR!! Ai haz a jellus dat yu gits walleye!! We hab crappie, bluegill, smallmouth an stripers here. Bass tu, but we always catch an release da largemouths. We nebber keeps da catfish…is too fishy tastin from da lakes heer…we lets dem goes, cuz kittehs nawt likes dem eether.
Tu answer your question, the occasional fish is actually good for your dog. Teh fish oil helps their joints and keeps the coats shiny and healthy.
Wow, ai nebber finked of teh fishoil angul. Her iz a gowldin retreebur, her nawt reelee a bebbeh, herz 3 an a haff, shez jist mai bebbeh. Her gits teh gud nootrishun goggie fuds and bitamins an ‘joint helf treets’ dat cost a fortune. An her haz rolled in moar den wun ded fish, and on wun memorable occasion, a very ded possum. A favirite fomg tew roll in, howeber, is teh deer poopie. Apparentlee is awlsew deelicious, hab tew watch her ebery minute!
favirite *FING*, nawt fomg. my dyslexic fingurs, let me show yew dem.
fomg wurks tu. maeks me fink goggie needz teh baf tu get in teh carz. Oar haz tu ride hoem onna roof rak.
Sinse teh unfurrgitablol possum event, we keeps teh bebbeh wipes in deh car at awl times. But wunce I gess teh deer wuz eetin purplol berries, so ai had teh poopie-cuvered purplol retreebur. Dat time we jist walked home (onlee an eggstra 2 miles) an I went back and got teh car. Teh purplol was berry hard tew git owt, she’s very light, almost white. Punk rock goggie.
*giglol* Iz kwite teh mental imaj, that!
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Goggies will be goggies, ai gess!
If u reed teh gredients U will see dat many goggie vitamyns has fish oils in dem.
Yew are rite WRr! **Luks at WRr wif admurayshun*** Yew are deh smart!
**Luks at bitamin ingreedeeunts agin** Deh do nawt list deer poopie.
We gibs owr goggies suppleemints dat has teh omega-3 oils, wich are gud fur dem. Fishes ar a gud sors ob dem tu.
We yewsta use those omega-3 supps, but den we found ‘healthy hips’ chickin strips witch hav all the same stuff jist about, and MUSH eezeeur to gib her. She takes teh bitamins no problum, but hated dose omega-3s. Aifinkso it wuz the waxy capsule.
But those healthy hips are the lawts of munnies.
We gibs dem teh “hip-adn-joint” chooabul pills (wiff teh glutamaytz) adn chooable bitimins at dinner. We tryd gibben dem omega-3 treets or fings, but ur rite – dey didnt lyk doze beri mush.
U might tris sum of teh liquid omega-3 sups that you mix with the food. Mai goggies liek ti beddur than teh capsules.
Ai haz tew go home now, mebbeh ai see yew awl latur!! Hab a gud nite, eberywun!
Dey iz Japaneez kittehs an want da sashimis an sushis, aifinkso, yesh.
Prolly awl teh sawlt. Fresh roe mite wurk bettur (but ware u get dat? bait shop?).
Problee fish market…sum asian markets down heer hab fings liek dat. We always throw bak da female fishes dat spawnin…da few tiems we keeps one by mistake, kittehs nawt likes da fishee eggs.
unimpressed kitteh is unimpressed
Not only is yur offring inadequate, is also tree orniment..dis double insult fur da kitteh.
LOL if’n kitteh wantid she wudda bopped it awf teh tree hersef!
Butt (teehee) Ai thort kittehz liek tree ornimints…
Aifinks dey likes dem bedder wen dey kin pulls dem off tree…da more fragile da bedder kitteh likes.
Eh, wut eles is noo?
where wuz U all dai?
shawping wid mawm
fur singlol gain parteh?
:pulls rhsb’s tayl and runs awai
Nope, I been hidin unner teh bed awl day.
oh noes {{{rhsb}}}
gibs rhsb frenly headbutt
I will share sum gooshie fuds wid Uz
iffen U comes out
I’ll pass on teh gushifuds foar now, but will come owt an sit nexst to teh bed, jes in cayse.
does Uz want to share how U iz?
I has been busee, I has a deadline for an applolcation fur tumorroz
an I iz working on a essay
I missed not seeing uz on ICHC all day
Fanks foar sayin dat u missded me. It meens moar tahn u knoes.
I jes feline lyk BC been in my hed latelee an I haz nawt ablol to gets rid of him, oar at leest make him shaddup. It finalee started gettin teh best of me last nite an dis moarnin wuz awful. Bad stuffs awn all fronts – mentul, emoshunal, an fizzikul.
I did miss Uz
Can I sendz U an emeow?
Is U on deh cheezfrens group?
I has a book that may helpz
halped meez when I wuz going thru some difficult tymes
Are you tawlkin abowt Cheezfrenz awn Yahoo? If so, den yes, I is membur. I yooze my “reel” name dere, so u may noar may nawt kno who I iz dere.
yes I iz.
I has deh sayme name as here
so Uz can send me an emeow an
I replies k..
Ok, I hadda go find u an tehn send u emayo.
Iz frum my gmail akkownt.
yes I got it and I has sended U a reply
I gotted it.
Will luuk foar it inna liberry. I wuz at teh buuk stoar erlyur 2day an wudda luuked foar it den, had I knowed abowt it den.
Ah well, needs to save munnies an STAY OUTTA BUUK STOARS!
Yoo noes yoo can getting ‘most ennee buk sekkund-hand on teh innertubes, rite? Iz haow ai buys ‘most awl mai buks naow. Is so phun to get a pakkij
onin teh male!I fink it shud be available in deh liberry
an paperbak vershuz is not too eggspensive
{{{rhsb}}} Ai feelz similur sumthymes. Dat beh da thyme to treat yrsef nis. Bublol baf, a fud dat yew reallee wants, nys lawng nap, an tew beh answerin BC… dat may hab been troo, butt (hehehe) nawt troo nao, oar duz nawt need to beh teh troo anneemoar.
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*Schmoo*
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Yew hab bean mist. Iz lonlee wivout udder redhair rownd.
Fanks, BDM.
I nawt has gud sleeps latelee, so I tolded mahm an dad alreddy dat I’m takin sleepin-halp meds tonite an nawt wake me unless teh howse is awn fyre.
A gud nite sleep will prolly make fings luuk alot beddur, aifinkso. At leest, it may gibs me teh enerjee to fite awf BC.
Mah munnies is awn yew, dear!
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*schmoo*
Ai missed yew tew, rhsb! Ai haz tew leeve wurk an go home, yew will be awn later?
Ohai, PH.
I nawt kno hao long I be awn tonite, sorry.
Tewmarra? Yew be awn tewmarra, rite? RITE?
Prolly.
Otay, dew nawt make me drive tew Kentucky!!! Ai will luk fer yew tamarraw. Aifinkso yew an ai are going frew a lawt ov teh same bub differunt fings. Different stages ov same fings. Ai lyke heering how well yew are handlin it, makes me finsko ai kin handle it tew. Be awn tewmarra!!!
{{{{rhsb}}}}
See yew odder cheezpeeps latur, yew awl put yer paws togedder and hold rhsb chin up!
BUTT different fings. Ai cannot type tewnite.
PH — we being heer fur yu tu, when yu needing teh hugs an teh tishoos an teh encorrijmint an teh luvs. {{{{{PH}}}}}
Fank yew prysma-kitteh!! Gudnite fur nao!!!
**goes home from wurk finkin ‘i lubs cheezland, itz beddur den enee prozak’
*jumpz on rhsb b4 she disamapeers agin*
and jes where u goin missee??
we has impawtint stuff to do!
gotta pik owt prezzents for maus AND parrothead (no luukin PH!)
gotta desied teh best way to myootilate a coconutt, and how much to charge…
gotta TICKEL U UNTIL U LAFF!
*getz a fether and holds it threteninglee*
ohai leez-b, did yew git twisted? Ai haz tew go home now, mebbeh ai see yew latur? Oh, an dew nawt bodder wif deh cocomonuts (see previous lol after yew left- I can onlee say it wunce) Chokklit is gud gud gud!!!! Nawt that i’m listening.
Hay, I gots date wif my pillow ebenshully. **Sighs, teh onlee fing I kin snugglol rite nao, an it nawt snugglol bak.**
Myootilate a coconutt? Hao bowt drill a small hole innit an insert fyrewerks? At teh end, u can has ur own shredded cocconutt.
Keep ticklin her leeza-b! Ai tawlk to yews tomorra!!!
**wispurs** Use a corkscrew awn teh saft spot, den a icepick to go frew teh bottom, den score wif the icepick, den hit wif hammer, will break in purfect half!
PH, I saw ur reply! and yes I got a littul twisty.. not a pretzl tho. more like a butteh not.
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ooh ooh gud idea red!!
I wuz alsew thinkin bowt teh slingshot wif anti-mattur pellets.
wot else?
Just imagine.. wot u wud use to kill teh bloos, maybe?
btw, I lefted a message for u earlier on ur profile.
Wots a butteh not? Liek a peenut?
*Hangs hed in shaem cuz nawt noeing dis*
dont u has teh butter knots in VLC?
*taps DK on teh nose*
BOOP!
I saw it, fanks.
Ackshully, I may try to tawlk mahm an dad in2 lettin me gets punchin bag – a beeg hevvy wun – an go beet teh carp outta it. Mebbe paste pikshur of soon-to-be ex-huzbin awn it?
Ai haz nebber hurd uv a budder not, eever…
I’m moar of a thrower.
I has throwed stuffs befoar, but onlee wen I REELEE po’d.
Until yu gets punchin bag, yu can beet awn bed, pillols, sumfing lyk taht?
I liek to throw stuff too.
Maybe get a dart bored??
Teh darts r really sharp.. and u cud put a pickshure up…. I’m shure u cud think of someone….
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Butteh knots, is a southern thing maybee?
Actually itz a roll kinda thing, not a pretzel.
I cudn’t find anything on wiki but I did find lotsa recipees!
ooh ooh ooh!
I has anotter idea red!
iz u crafty??
U cud go to teh flee market, get a bunch of plates, and take em home and BRAKE em! smash em to peeses!
Then, u cud make a mosaic wif them!
Me wif a sharp objeck?
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Prolly nawt gud eyedea, considerin my lak ov co-wordin-nay-shun. I’d prolly end up stabbin myself oar sumpin.
I felled UP teh stayres last Sunday!
hmmmm
du they still maek nerf balls?
* Curls up on teh foot ob teh bed, tu offer moral support but not tu introod *
* Fawls asleep (was a bizzee morning) but will aksept hed scritches if desired *
{{rhsb}} dis tu will pass.
whut AP said, we is here if U wants us.
Fanks, AP.
I thot teh worst had passed, but a brik wall shot up outta no-where an cawted me off-guard.
Iz life soup, rhsb!!
Wuts lyfe soop?
To me, it feelz moar lyk 2 steps 4werd an elebenty bak.
Elebentee bak!? Den yew beh gainin at a rate ub SEBEN!!! (sumthynmse yew get dere da bak wai)
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Yew will get der, mah fren. Mah munnies is still awn you!
Lyfe soup is sumfin mai mom always sez tu meh..iz liek life simmer along fine, den sumfin gits throwed in da pot…pot boils fur a while, den da soup settlol down…sumfin bout seasonin an such….jes a sayin.
oh, liek the ripple in teh pond thing?
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‘u see a stream, itz all calm and peeseful…
if u throw a rock innit, it makes a splash and and upsets teh flow. but then eventually it dies down, and all is calm and peeceful and flowing smoothlee again… ‘
’so teh stream, it is teh same rite?’
‘no. it luks the same as it was.. but the rock is down there, and teh water must flow around it. Teh streem may luk teh same, but it is forever changed.’
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dis wisdom I got from.. bleev it or not.. a TV show- Xena.
I knows.. I iz teh geeky.. but that was a GRATE show.
{{leeza-b}}
*whispurrs* i liked Xena too
Purzaklee, leeza! Jes diffrint way ub sayin it. Hur also tells meh wen ai gits married agin dat peeps is like rivers, when two rivers joins tugedder, is much rapids along da way, den all settles wif ripples long da way…hur bery zen, mai mom!!
plz tew keep teh rox out ob mai streeem~~
I loves teh water analogies.
U gotta go wif teh flow!!
The wurld iz full ob such walls, adn doze hoo wud bild dem in ur way.
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Dont allow otherz tu hab teh power or satisfakshun ob negatiblee affektin ur mood or akshuns. U hab teh power to maek ur own choyses adn tu b teh person (oar kitteh) dat u want tu be, despyt dere negatibitee.
Uh-ohes. What happin? *gets rhsb floofeh blankkit an chokklit, an sits neerbai, lissening an reddy wif teh hugs*
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We lurves ya, rhsb!
Absolootlee!
sorry dis late, butt {{rhsb}}
hope you are awn tommorrow for the snow ball fite!
we missed you todai!
Wot’s Dis?
*snif snif*
Nawt fud…*snif snif*
Nawt nip or teh nip toi*snif snif*
A collur? No rinestaones?
Pleh.
U can has teh snub!
*walks awai fliks tayl in fase*
Gud dai sir!
I SED GUD DAI!!
*snerk*
Veruka Salt kitteh..unhappy wif gift!!
Ai want an Oompa Loompa, an ai want it NAO!!!
FTW nightshayde!!
Dat 70’s Show ref, FTW!
Bravura purrrrrrrfurrrmance Mielissa!!! Bravissama!!!
I going to need a neck scratchins too.
An belleh rubs.
an a plushee catnip mousie wud be nice too
Ohai Maus ken ewe doo dis…
Grrrr. Just cut my lip on a peppermint stick. Candy should not be dangerous!!!
*runs up to NS and tutches her nos*
BOOP!
Der, dat shud halp yoo furget abowt sore lip!
*likks hur noez once*
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*scampurrrs kazuallee ober to DK*
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*tutches DK’s noes*
BOOP!
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Hee hee – datz mah nawt-sekkund booping!
*Runz up tu NS
*gentle paw pat tu noze
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BOOP!!
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did u see???? i putted deh princess mu medow and deh rainbow bridge on deh Cheez Town Cryer fur ya….. dey bof b in a singlol entry….. I eben fownded a linkee tu a musical Rainbow Bridge!!
http://www.cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com/princess-mu-medow/
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schmoo!!
Ai did! Ai did! Ai leeved fanks fur yew on teh last fred, and mayded a commint on teh Night Watchman paij. Yew iz teh bestest!!!
ur welkum!!!
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*reechez down and bapz 4.5 kittehz on deh noze.
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Boop!!
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Ai diddint noeing about teh Night Watchman’s troo identitee befoar just nao. Ai noed dat teh storeez wuz full uv luv & win & awsum — nao ai unnerstand why teh luv iz so powerful.
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Ai did nawt noes eevver. Hims a byootimus boi, qween. Teh lubs n gudness bees shining frum hims eyses. Fank yoo fur sharing him wif us in ur storees.
DK
Dis bees full ob ossim n win, ur jamestee!!!!!
Fank yoo mushly fur awl ur hard wurk on behaf ob ur subjeks!
*Curtseez to teh Qween*
Oh, cween, teh noo padj luks grate!
Whose kitteh iz dat? Him/hur iz teh purty.
Fanks foar awl u do foar us.
dat b mai deer, departed Winky wif deh itty bitty winky purr… She wuz deh bestest kitteh…. she wuz ebereewunz favrit kitteh…..
teh blak kittehs r teh speshul.
I iz absomolootlee convinsed of this.
absolutinglee!!! extra speshul wif owt a dowt.
absomolootlee! ma littol shadow girl is
ma sweetheart!
(cept when she gallumpfs around da house like
a heerd of beefalo! den she just a silleh)
Phun, eh?
Ai do lubs owr Maus!
Ohai 4.5 adn NS.
U can has a Betty?
* BOOP 4.5 onna tayle, BOOP NS onna tayle*
Ai “betty” ai can!
*BOOP! WWr on teh cyoot widdle rattee nos*
*spinz arownd wif boddul brush tayle*
*chayses aftur WRr*
*BOOP WRr onna tayle*
*gigglols & runsawaywifakwikness*
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Do I wanna go out with a lions roar
Huh, yea, I wanna go south n get me some more
Hey, they say that a stitch in time saves nine
They say I better stop–or Ill go blind
Oop–she bop–she bop
She boop–he boop–a–we boop
I boop–you boop–a–they boop
Be boop–be boop–a–lu–she boop,
I hope he will understand
She boop–he boop–a–we boop
I boop–you boop–a–they boop
Be boop–be boop–a–lu–she boop,
Oo–oo–she–do–she boop–she boop
U Iz crazie wuzmahn
tis kitteh hatez tat thing plz tell him its not nice to reject
Ai new ai shud hab getted cheezburger!
I snub your pitiful offerings, human.
we must worship the cat!
what an aristocrat!
inadequate are be mah spelling word
looks like mah kitty Kirara
OMG THAT KITTEH LOOKS LYKE MY KITTEH