Comments on: Some assembly required

By: Kevin

Kevin — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 04:51:15 +0000

Some assembly required
Giant balcony cat not included

May void where prohibited!

By: Miss Kate

Miss Kate — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 01:41:00 +0000

omg I totally had that Barbie dream house as a little kid.

The balcony cat wasn’t included

By: Mattikus

Mattikus — Sun, 11 Jan 2009 22:37:20 +0000

I have no clue how to speak cat, like you guys do…someone teach me >_<

By: Markitteh

Markitteh — Sun, 11 Jan 2009 16:38:06 +0000

Coming soon! To a theater near you!
“Attack of the 50 Foot LOL Cat!”

SEE the amazing stripey tail!
HEAR the awe-inspiring purr!
SNIFF the overpowering catnip!
NIBBLE the luscious noms!

Please do not reveal the surprise ending to mousies who have not see it.

This film rated PK – for Pretty Kitteh.

By: londonhoomin

londonhoomin — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 21:49:37 +0000

poor catzilla want tummy rub but he no can turn ober or he go splat!!

By: rawr

rawr — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 20:30:26 +0000

i totally had that barbie house as a kid lol

By: kiba-182

kiba-182 — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 18:10:32 +0000

eyez had dat house lolz

By: cheshirekittehkat

cheshirekittehkat — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 16:47:07 +0000

Kitteh cuud nawt geddin tuu teh Baurbee Haowse becuz hims bees tuu floofee;
soe hims ar forceded tuu sleap onna balconnee;

Az laung az balconnee duz nawt kollapse, hims will bees OK;

(Haowsumebber, tohse wite plastik balconnee kollums bees prittee strawng; hasta bee, tuu surbibb awl taht battyng arown bye Baurbee’s liddol hyuoomin frends!!!!)

By: Thornius

Thornius — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 16:43:37 +0000

Reternz ob CATZILLA……an’ Dis teim hez aot 4 relackzay-shun

By: lionelcat

lionelcat — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 15:49:13 +0000

u shud alwaz du this FAFSA every Janooree. Iz free, n maybee getz u monees fur skool. Eberee one shud. Iz gud
http://www.fafsa.ed.gov/

By: Cassidy

Cassidy — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 15:31:48 +0000

Mebbe dis mawdel be teh Barbee Par King Grodj.

By: Branee Kat

Branee Kat — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 15:13:09 +0000

Dis Toe-kee-o condo really, really small…….

By: nick8414

nick8414 — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 13:53:59 +0000

dat house old iz boughtz 1 ats garage sale for mah doughterz

By: londonhoomin

londonhoomin — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 12:42:46 +0000

yes ai finx so maybee…jyant kitteh no need take stairz wen barbee servint can dribe all teh way to balconee for him?

By: mugglemary

mugglemary — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 09:32:19 +0000

ai notiss barbee car has made it to sekkond floor ob dreem haws – mebbe kitteh dribed it tehr?

By: BuddyDitzmores Mom

BuddyDitzmores Mom — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 06:47:26 +0000

*schmoos tew cheezpeeps!*

By: Bivouac

Bivouac — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 06:22:05 +0000

Jiant balconie kitteh cum wif delux Barby houz set costinz much morz munnies, but Toys-R-Uz run out at krismis timez. U getz rainzchekz!

By: blackbellied jack

blackbellied jack — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 06:09:40 +0000

Datz a kyoot pynk haus.

By: Lindsey

Lindsey — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 04:39:24 +0000

dat is funny!

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 04:32:46 +0000

okays I’z going too I guess.
I just hadda go sit and luk at my crissmus tree for a few minnits.
I’z takin it down tomorrows.
*snifful*

By: jamamakitty

jamamakitty — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 04:22:58 +0000

otay, ezmereldas den………

By: 4point5kittehs

4point5kittehs — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 04:19:39 +0000

Mm, no. Maybe sum green jems, to match Janet’s fansee gown. (Teh diamonds R mien!!)

Diamond Kitteh

By: jamamakitty

jamamakitty — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 04:17:55 +0000

d’yew fink der mite be dimunds on teh sides?

By: 4point5kittehs

4point5kittehs — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 04:12:54 +0000

Waol, g’nite ebreewun. Ai’m orf to ~~kill a sqwirrl~~ lite sum candlols.

Sweet dreems!

By: prysma-kitteh

prysma-kitteh — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 04:12:28 +0000

Hm. Ai gawts tu going tu bed nao, but will du labyrinth vizyooal-aizing /
meditayshun fing wunce ai awf pewter, an be wishing yu teh heeling enurjees, sinse iz otay wif yu. Darn, iz tu clowdee heer fur moonlyte. *grumblol*
.
Gud nyte, ebrywun! {{{{{{cheezfrenz}}}}}}

By: 4point5kittehs

4point5kittehs — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 04:10:53 +0000

Yes, cat’s eye glasses, liek we wore in the 60′s!

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 04:09:24 +0000

*wide awake now*
*narrows eyez at DK*
and u wonders why u has bin gettin hedbattins…

By: 4point5kittehs

4point5kittehs — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 04:08:20 +0000

Seh is sooooo byootimus!

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 04:07:31 +0000

Iz just funnin.
*gyant yawn*
Iz gettin teh sleepy…

By: jamamakitty

jamamakitty — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 04:07:17 +0000

ha, ai gottid emeow dat leeza-b booped me onna nose!

By: jamamakitty

jamamakitty — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 04:06:17 +0000

ai can see that too! an almos luks like her haz liddol glasses tew

By: 4point5kittehs

4point5kittehs — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 04:05:59 +0000

Taht is berry niec of yoo, PK. Mai sweetee lefted mii 2 yeers ago, adn ai is still habbing trubble wif it.

Basically ai just have to set sertain objects at teh 4 points ob teh compass to represent teh 4 elolments, rite owr names onna pees ob paper, cut them apart, and burn his.

Oh, adn offur up a sqwirrl to teh goddess…

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 04:03:41 +0000

LOL!!
Winky b a lol!!!!
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=3078417
Fankz tu DDKR!!

By: prysma-kitteh

prysma-kitteh — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 04:02:03 +0000

*giglol* Sacrifises wud nawt being teh whyte majik.

By: 4point5kittehs

4point5kittehs — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 04:01:27 +0000

Reminds me a bit of Hobbes, too!

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 04:00:42 +0000

ur casting spells??
wot do u have to do?
no sacrifises, rite?

By: prysma-kitteh

prysma-kitteh — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 04:00:16 +0000

Ai haz a clooless… hoos borked hart? rhsb’s, oar duz yu haz wun tu?
Just so ai can be sending sum eggstra postiv enurgees, if yu wanting tehm.

By: 4point5kittehs

4point5kittehs — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 03:59:37 +0000

Yeah, mi too, but ai feel so sorry for teh contestant! Canadian Idol is a bictim of teh bad ekonimee dis yeer, but it mite be bak next yeer.

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 03:58:49 +0000

omg! I HAVE that book!
it was a gifty from a frend!

By: 4point5kittehs

4point5kittehs — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 03:57:20 +0000

Hay, know wut ai’m doing tonite? A whiet majik spell to heel a borked hart. Donut worree – it duzzn’t inbolb ennee hexes on teh ebil ex!

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 03:56:58 +0000

ever watch Merican Idlol?
teh clips in teh auditions.. when tehy start laffing.. just kills me!
not when they’re bein mean, but when they’re trying to hide it.

By: jamamakitty

jamamakitty — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 03:56:44 +0000

yesh it duz…….. *snerk* a lil barrette tew hold bak teh eer!!! awwwwww

By: 4point5kittehs

4point5kittehs — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 03:54:52 +0000

Ahh, Johnny. Teh gud old days.

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 03:54:10 +0000

thats teh same reason I don’t teech!
altho I still keep in teh back of my mind.. if all else fails.
I wasn’t a smartass kid, but I have low low low okay no toleranse for tehm myself.

By: rhsb

rhsb — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 03:53:47 +0000

“Ah-yahp”.

I dunno. I finkso I still needs to praktiss…

By: 4point5kittehs

4point5kittehs — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 03:52:06 +0000

http://www.mycathatesyou.com/book

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 03:50:59 +0000

oh thatz cute too!
it makes u laff watchin him laff!
kinda liek when johnny carsun wid get tickled.. allways cwakked me up!

By: rhsb

rhsb — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 03:50:09 +0000

I think iz just a book.

I did see a calendar foar it, tho. Almost bought it.

By: stagehanddan

stagehanddan — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 03:49:56 +0000

try this, ah-yahp

By: 4point5kittehs

4point5kittehs — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 03:49:49 +0000

Mai sister teeches hi school and is cownting down teh days until seh can retire – which is still a few yeers off…