Some assembly required

Some assembly required Giant balcony cat not included
altho mah kitteh needz a bit of assemblee.
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: MJBivouac
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Some assembly required Giant balcony cat not included
altho mah kitteh needz a bit of assemblee.
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: MJBivouac
Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Darn! It is so purty!
Maibe can get purty kitteh for extra munnies.
It sold seperately…
Ai doan want wan if Giant Balcony Cat iz nawt inkludud.
Jiant balconie kitteh cum wif delux Barby houz set costinz much morz munnies, but Toys-R-Uz run out at krismis timez. U getz rainzchekz!
Carosue!!! Up there at teh tawp!!!
Followed bay leeza-b, nightshayde, jk2kitteh and judson.
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May ai sugjest, az a tribyoot to thiz oh-so-charming pikchoor & carosue, we awl chime in wif a nice kwote frum “Romeow an Jooliet?” Shakespeare, ov corse.
ROMEOW: “It is the east, and Juliet is the sun.”
A littlol help, if enewun heer iz google chanllenjed (wich ai dout!)
classiclit.about.com/od/romeoandjuliet/a/aa_romeojulietq.htm
of course we’re not challenjed! just have head full
of lols and punns, and sometimes forgit Shakescattayle!
“And I’ll no longer be a Cat-ulet.”
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2908290
lawl at my cat!
IKEA kitteh is layin down on teh job!
Dey shud inklood teh giant balcony cat.
Ai will taeking teh kitteh, yu can habing teh howse!
giiant kitteh haz had barbee foar lunch?
GMTA jk2k!
Lukkin at this kitteh…it seemz so possible.
Kitteh throwed another Barbie on teh barbie.
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Romeow Romeow, Whereforart thou Romeow?
DWON here in teh &*%^# ROse bushes…. OUCHES!!1!
LOL!!
F.T.everlovin’-W.
LOL!!!
**pops up from below**
Heer I iz!
Barbie gave hur kitteh a few too many vitamens…
Dis mah dreem howse — yew get yer own!
Ai can rubz Ur belleh? Scritch unnur teh chin?
Idun finkso. Kitteh luks a little ticked off. How wud yew like to be discovered on Barbie’s balcony wif yer pretty tummy spawts showin, his fase is asking!
I think he b saying, “wud u mind gibbing mii a pillo?? i gitting a nek cramp.”
or ‘what? der’s noffing goin awn heer, why you stawp an luk at mi?’
(ma kittehs gib me dis luk awl da time)
If kitteh nawt lets u rub hur, I lets u rub my bak…
I finkso I wuz kitteh in prevyus lyf. I LUBS to has my bak rubbed an/oar skritched.
I lieks havin my hair brushd.
Me too — once ai haz gotten teh tanguls owt. Mah liddul gurl skritched mah back & brushed mah hair last nite — boaf wuz bery nice.
It feeling berree gud when ai can get bf tu brush n brayding mai hair fur me… oar puts loshun awn mai back in wintur when it getting drai an ichee. Otay, ai is insayshabul fur awl tihs stuffs!
I lykes habbin my hares brused oar dun, too. I usta go to a gui to get my hares cut. Him wud gibs skalp massadjis befoar cuttin my hares an it almoast putted me to sleeps! Felt soooo gud!
Duz u has teh long hares, Leeza?
not as long as it usta be.
itz just past my shoulderz.
I wud LOVE to have short hair, but I just dont think I luk rite wif it short.
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OH! I found teh cyootest lol out there just now!
I has to share:
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2959591
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How do they do that??
OMG! dat is berry cyoot!
Ai grows mah hares owt — den cutz & donaytes to Locks of Love. Itz gettin close to mah wayst agin so ai will lieklee get it cutted in teh Spring.
Taht be teh awsum, NS! Yu be wunnermus purrrrson! {{{{{NS}}}}}
Well — ai gets free harecutz out uvvit … but yesh, it awlsew givs mah hart a happee.
this is known as “hair farming”
I’m tryin to grow mien bak owt (it usta be halfway down my bak) but iz been dribin me crazee latelee an I been threatenin to shave my hed an buy wigs!
Jes fink, I cud be redhed wun day, blonde teh nexst, oar jes ware skarf an be erro-dynamik!
Wheeee, arro-dynamik rhsb!!!!
is it bird? is it a plane?
it iz deh aerodynamik supah rhsb
you could always let a kitteh do ‘happi paws’ on your back
den you get da kneeding and da skritching!
I red that as ‘bleeding and skratchin’!
well, dat too, considering da way my
kittehs do happi paws!
Me tu! Ai iz awlways reddy fur teh bakskritches! Ai luvluvluv teh bakskritches an bakrubs an fings!
whut bout Ur chin?
rhsb I is a thrower to
I once borked deh old rotary dial blak phone
mah parents had
I wuz mad an frew the receeber
dat fing wuz solid an probably an antik
you can probably get on on flee-bay.
we no is prowd owrners of red rotary phone
okai, now I has majer confuzloled!
what is da skedule for da lols?
is dis one early?
Yesterdai’s wus not usual time. Dey like to keep uz guessin, ifinkso.
Alzo, dey changes teh times fer teh weekend. An sum holidays. An onna whim. Tricky folks, eh?
trixie burgers!
I finkso, tew. just wen u think u b noeing wut goez on rownd heer, it changez…… I think dey haz an ebil sense uv hyoomerz at deh ICHC
Ai jus sended yew an emayo, yer majistee.
*goes to get anuvver tissue*
*Handz NS a flowery hanky.
*hugs cweenmj titelee*
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Yew haz anuvver emayo. Wenebber yew gets to it … iz nuffin much.
Once upon a tyme dere was a lovlee princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a feerful sort wich could onlee be borked by loves first schmoo.
She was locked awei in a castle garded by a terribul fyre-breathing tabby.
Menny brave nites had attemted to free her from this dredful prison, but nun prevaled. She waited in teh tabby’s keep, in teh hiest room of teh tallest tower, for her troo love, an troo love’s first schmoo.
but if teh nun prevaled, why dint she let her out???
Awwwww. . .”Waiting fur troo love’s first schmoo. . .” So sweeeeeeet!!
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But – speeking ov sweet. . .
EBREEWUN!!! May ai hav hur tension pleeze!
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Klick awn Gober’s nayme an LUK AT HUR SITE!!!
It’s about KIttyGober’s POETREE!!!! Ai wuz toadallee enchanted!!
Klick awn teh. . .plaice awn teh lower left fur teh pomes!!!
Brilliant! ma oranj tabbeh just stands in front
of da monitor!
*grabs sum popkorms*
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*sits and wayts fur moar uv teh storee*
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Go, Gober – GO!
*noms popkorms*
an den what happened?
how about troo luvs nawt sekkun Boop!?
*sitz wif nightshayde an gammacat*
*noms teh popkorm*
*waitz wif baited bref fur teh storee to conintyoo*
Awwww….dats kinda hao I iz feline.
Locked up, waitin foar reel lubs, bein kept prizuner by “stuffs”…..
*runs up to rhsb and pats her onda nose (vewwy gently)*
boop!
afinks da SCPS (Speclol CheezPeeps Squad)
needs to mount a rescue misson to save rhsb
from da sadtayle!
Red, I hasta go eet dinner.
Iz afraid u mite be gone if/when I get back, so has a gud nites sleep, and dreams of gud stuffs, or maybe just dont dreem at all! That can be teh restful too.
{{{{rhsb}}}
Fanks, Leeza.
U eetin layte! N-joi ur noms.
I has to leeb an wurk on mai essayz
U knoz where to fynd me if U needz me rite?
Take care of Urself
Injeh will sit wid Uz and gibz U company k..
i hafta run home to feed ma kittehs
restful sleep rhsb! just remember that
all of the cheezpeeps luv you!
{{rhsb}}
*sends warm thoughts and da occasional snowblol from cheezlan*
I has a dainty
Oh Hai Janet!!
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i puttinged ur descripshun uv deh Princess Mu Medow on deh Cheez Town Cryer …. ♥♥♥♥ … Nightshayde askinged fur it …. I hopez u duzn’t mind…. I gavinged u credit fur it… ♥♥♥♥
Grate jawb on deh gnu cheezgnuz crier!
Cween does U program in HTML or Latex?
snerk! sowwy. used to do papers in LaTex. and used to
get some verry straynge results from web searches
when I needed help
Ohai fello geek!
I have been working on getting hyper links working
in my LaTex documents. I finally figurred out how to does it
*vizul eyezing paper dunkt in latex paint flying frew deh hyper space….
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Kaptin!!! she canna take enee moar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I not b programmer…… Abowt awl I noez in Html iz how tu dewing deh italica and bold adn making a link….. Adn awl i noez bowt latex iz dat it b a water solubul paint.
is a hyper text mark up langwidge lyke HTML
an used fur making purteh documents wid equashunz
an bibliograffies an stuffz
Reelee??? *whew* Ai feelz so much bedder!! LOL!!!
Yoo seem to noe sooo muches!!! Ai dont think ai’ll ebber begin to ketchup!!
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But – ai . . .* Hangs hed in a bit ov shayme* . . .where IZ teh Town Crier? Ai thot there mite be a link twit awn yur site. . .
*fais paw
….. I noo i fergot sumfing!!!!
http://www.cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com
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*runz off tu put a link on mai blog tu deh cryer!!!
oh cweenie, ai lukked at teh cryer an teh pikshur luks purrzakleee like mamakitty!! *seh sez fanks*
Schmoooz tu deh mama kitty…
adn tu deh Jamamammamamama, tu.
LOL!!
Winky b a lol!!!!
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=3078417
Fankz tu DDKR!!
Seh is sooooo byootimus!
{{{{{Janet}}}}}
Ai lubs teh Meadow concept. Between dat & teh Bridj & teh Night Watchman storeez, ai haz had teerz runnin down mah fayce fur a wile.
*tee hee* janet sed “twit” AND “but”
awwwwwwww yer liddel kitteh abatar gibes me a big smilol!!
jus noticed teh “notify me of followup comments via email”
haz innywun used dis?? issit nooo??? *stuffs gets bai me so eezy*
ohai jamama!
I has seen that but no ways am I clikkin on it!
I gets tooooo many emailz alreddy!
But I guess if ur asking for advices on somethin, that wud be gud to do.
*pats jamama on teh nose*
BOOP!
ha, ai gottid emeow dat leeza-b booped me onna nose!
Mii too! It luks liek seh has a liddle barrette in hur fur!
yesh it duz…….. *snerk* a lil barrette tew hold bak teh eer!!! awwwwww
Reminds me a bit of Hobbes, too!
ai can see that too! an almos luks like her haz liddol glasses tew
Yes, cat’s eye glasses, liek we wore in the 60’s!
d’yew fink der mite be dimunds on teh sides?
Mm, no. Maybe sum green jems, to match Janet’s fansee gown. (Teh diamonds R mien!!)
Diamond Kitteh
otay, ezmereldas den………
Oh no!!! Ai dont mind at AWL! In fakt, ai wuz gonna aks if yoo wanted to hav things laik taht. So peeple wud know. But ai think ai rote at leest 10 oar moar. . .cuz ai cudn’t find teh awlder wuns!! Ai’m off to see wich wun yoo used.
Juliet Kitteh
wates on balconeh
for hur Romeoe
Iz teh kwiet heer tonite.
**heers krikkits**
I iz heer an I has a writer’s bloc
Wut u ritin, 2_k?
essaiz fur mah gradskool applolkashun
why does I want to do what I want to do based on mah
eggsperiences is deciding whut to put an whut to edit
I hates ritin wut I HAZ ta rite, ya kno?
Nao, ifn iz my eyedea, datz nuthur storee.
writing not my favorite thing to do either.
Which is why I didn’t go the Thesis route in Grad School. Still, the three days of testing was enough.
What root did yoo taek??
a more “practical” route ending with the professors I’d had writing questions relevant to my class load. Two eight hour days of writtens, with my questions and answers copied and given to every member of the faculty. The third day was an oral defense of my writtens.
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once was enough, If by some means…like an accounting error or some such….I end up at the Pearly Gates and St. Pete says “Well, I’ll let cha in….but ya gotta re-take yer Grad. Comps.”
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“Thaaats okay, thanks anywaise. I’ll just take my pitchfork and be on mai wai.”
wot iz ur degree in dan?
Master of Arts, Speech/Theatre, with emphasis in technical theatre.
OMCC, sumbodee I kno iz doin sumfin dat akshully INVOLVES wat dey wented to skool foar!
Dat iz sew rare.
yepper, quite rare event, MA….and never asked if ya want fries with that.
wow!
wut can u do wif that? Iz it basically wot people get to move into acting or direckting?
I’m thinkin u really didn’t need that to make mosh pits, rite?
*senses a possible story*
often as not, when I tell folks my terminal degree they ask “why don’t you teach?”
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I don’t wanna go to jail.
HUH?!?!
My luck, I’d run into some little smart-ass like I was at that age. The me now, would bury the little bastard.
Mai sister teeches hi school and is cownting down teh days until seh can retire – which is still a few yeers off…
thats teh same reason I don’t teech!
altho I still keep in teh back of my mind.. if all else fails.
I wasn’t a smartass kid, but I have low low low okay no toleranse for tehm myself.
Speakin of ritin, Dan, did u rite teh Skwirlol Grenade storee? Sownded jes lyk u.
I bought a dictionary/thesaurus today, for halp wen I ritin my storee.
nope, I am innocent of those charges. and I had peeps sending me email, with the story attached, asking when I got a Valk. (the motorcycle in the story).
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I have never ridden one, much less owned one.
I thotso it sownded lyk yoo, too.
U shud put ur stories in a buuk, tho.
Oh, an whiel I wuz at teh buuk stoar, I saw teh ICHC buuk! I alreddy has wun, tho.
Ennybodee heer seen teh wun called “Bad Cat”? Iz similolar to ICHC.
is it just a book, or a website too?
I think iz just a book.
I did see a calendar foar it, tho. Almost bought it.
http://www.mycathatesyou.com/book
omg! I HAVE that book!
it was a gifty from a frend!
yes an I has to go thru eggsperiences I don’t want tawk bout
or eben remember fur dat matter
to write dis essay
Owchee. Nawt sounding gud at awl. *raps 2k in bublol rap a fut thick awn awl sydes, tu purrtekt frum bad rememurings*
Sownz berry pleh.
Mebbe dis teh reezun u got ritin blok?
I think so. I almost got my PhD in physiks (wurked hard
took all deh classes did well on dem)
I left widout getting my degreeand finking bout it still makes me
upset, finking bout whut I cud have done diffurent.
sowee fur rambling
Rambling nawt a bad fing! {{{{{{2k}}}}}}
We make teh choyses we make in lyf baysed awn what luks lyk the best path at teh tiem. Iz awl we can du. An if yu think abowt it, lyf wud be pretty pointless n boring if we knew what waz ahed ebry tiem we chose a path. Eber thought hao awful it wud be tu knowing ebryfing that wud happen? We make choyses, sum we regret, sum we lyk, with any luk we lern frum awl uv tehm.
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Ai maded a choyse tu leev a part-tiem job ai luved fur a full-tiem job ai thought wud be better. It tuk me 7 months tu be in the deepest depreshun uv mai lyf, an cauz uv it, ai’ve been employabul but unemployd fur almoast a yeer. It waz a bad choyse, but then it luked best. Ai iz hoping ai lerned frum it what mai priorities reely are, an it led tu mai going back tu skool. Iz just… lyf.
{{{2_k}}}
My sister in law haz hur PhD in……dangit, I cant remember.
Hur teeches at Illinois State nao.
better krikkits than cock-a-roaches.
Cock-rochez? Yeck.
Killed >15 in <30 days. Moved outta dat playse wif a kwikness!
Haos ur teefs, Dan?
tha dentist only repaired the one that broke monday, which still leaves >$5k of work to be done.
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joy….rapture…..unrestrained happiness…..(epithet deleeeted)
You had a borked wun? Hao u do dat?
eating a fricken bagell, a relatively fresh one at that.
Dat hadda hurt.
Wut uther wurks u gotta get dun.
My nosyness, let me show u it.
No lieky teh fricken bagels. Ai muchlee purrrrfurrrz teh egg bagels.
GGrrrrrrr.
lolz!
sowry Dan. I borked one eeting a triscuit last year.
a freakin triscuit!
Ai iz kinda heer an kinda wurking awn putting skool noats in mai nu blog. Loki iz, um, halping me.
Hao iz skool goin, PK?
Tyring… ai haz an eggsausted! Ai nawt gotted much dun tuday, an ai had fings tu get dun… *sigh* Well, ai awf wurk fur yeer an a haf, so iz gunna taek sum ajustings. Iz gunna be teh awsum, tho! Ai gunna lerning soooooooo much kool stuffs!
Oooh, I wish I cud has time awf frum werk to go to skool.
I luukin in2 goin at nite (beginnin in teh Fall) to finalee gets degree.
Ai gunna be in debt up tu mai ai-balls bai teh tiem ai gets dun, but at leest mebbe ai can be wurking awn paying it back in a job ai wanting tu be in! Ai hopes yu get tu go get degree an du what wud making yu happyer.
Ai nawt shur if yu seened notis: ai putting as much as ai can uv what ai lerning awn blog fur peeps tu see if wanting.
I’m avoidin debt az musch as possiblol, speshully wen it comes to skool.
I shud prolly start fillin owt my FAFSA soon. Mebbe I kin gets free munnies foar skool? Dat wud be nyse, bein borked mite akshully come in handee tehre!
Wish ai cud avoiding debt. Waz alreddy owt uv wurk, tho, an in debt coz uv taht, an nawt gud prospekts uv taht chanjing. *shrug* Oh well. Ebrywun maeking choyces frum diffrint sircumstansis. Waht being FAFSA?
Free Applicayshun for Federal Student Aid.
u shud alwaz du this FAFSA every Janooree. Iz free, n maybee getz u monees fur skool. Eberee one shud. Iz gud
http://www.fafsa.ed.gov/
Ai luuked yesterday — iz bery impressive wut yer doin!
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BTW — ai yoozes teh Excel 2007 & lieks it muchlee moar den 2002. Ai hazzint noticed mennee diffrensis wif Word 2007 ober 2002. *shrug*
Otay.
Awlways seemz tu be a gnu bershun uv orifice, an 2009 coming owt… hao ennywun keep up? *frows hans in ayr*
Ai nawt knowing abowt impressive, is just what ai deesyded ai need tu be duing. *shrug*
Ohai P-k I juss saw dat U aksed fur an Injeh update
So here goes
Herz is akting berry close to normlol
has not been under deh bed at awl deh last cuppla dayz
is not acting out for deh most part
we has been gibing her eggstra attenshunz and shmoos
fanks fur aksing pk
and to many cheezpeeps who gabe grate suggestions and hugs
Injeh fanks Uz too!
Ai so happeh Injeh be duing bedderer! Poor bebbeh, beened hard awn awl uv yu going fru tihs. {{{{2k}}}}} *eerrubs fur bof kittehs*
Ai is heer adn ai fink it is Maus making teh bebbeh laff on dis bideo:
I’m hopin my meds’ll kik in soon.
I tolded mahm dat, unless teh howse awn fyre, NAWT to wakes me up.
Ai hoping yu gets sum gud sleeps. Iz so berry importint when fings be messt up.
Fanks, PK.
I nawt sleep gud at awl teh last 2-3 nites. I finkso it wat maded me krash so badlee, oar at leest teh fing dat pushed fings ober teh edj.
Iz awful, hao being tyred making fings seem bigger an badder tahn it reelly iz.
Ask enny kitteh, iz importint to be sleeping!
Yu iz knowing mai emayo, if yu needing tu rant ur ennyfing.
Fanks, PK.
Yah, wen I nawt sleepin gud, iz lyk BC iz in my hed, sayin bad stuffs. I then has trubblol sleepin cuz I cannawt get him to shaddup. Wen I duz sleep, iz nawt gud kwalitee sleep.
Sleep-deprived rhsb NAWT a gud fing, trust me!
Itz the return of Catzilla! Run for yur lives!
**whispurrs** I finkso I runned awf WRr wen I tolded him he cud rub my bak.
Aiz shur it wuz jus coincidence, rhsb. Donut worry yer pretty liddul hed ober dat.
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Ai iz gonna go hoam frum werk nao. Plz to sleep well & bery restfully, rhsb!
Nite, NS.
I guess I get Lucky (!) to rub my bak foar me. Den, I snorgle up to hims an go to sleeps.
u still up red?
feelin any bedder?
Ohai Leeza! Has yoo seen dis bideo? Iz way too long, but teh nawt-sekkund few minnits are funneh.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gqj3iAlfpNM&feature=related
oh DK that is SEW cyoot!
I hadda bail when Barney started singing tho.
Didja see teh one I posted late nite??
Remind mi wut it wuz?
I kist a skwirrl…
and I lieked it!
buwahahahaha!
Yash! Ai saw it.
Nawt a Barney fan, eh? AI’m SO glad mai dotter wuzzn’t eever!
Ai posted anuvver link abuv, but ai forgot to remoob teh h t t p. Ai sedded taht fink it is Maus making teh bebbeh laff:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpIi2o-BJmY&feature=related
oh thatz cute too!
it makes u laff watchin him laff!
kinda liek when johnny carsun wid get tickled.. allways cwakked me up!
Ahh, Johnny. Teh gud old days.
ever watch Merican Idlol?
teh clips in teh auditions.. when tehy start laffing.. just kills me!
not when they’re bein mean, but when they’re trying to hide it.
Hay, know wut ai’m doing tonite? A whiet majik spell to heel a borked hart. Donut worree – it duzzn’t inbolb ennee hexes on teh ebil ex!
Yeah, mi too, but ai feel so sorry for teh contestant! Canadian Idol is a bictim of teh bad ekonimee dis yeer, but it mite be bak next yeer.
Ai haz a clooless… hoos borked hart? rhsb’s, oar duz yu haz wun tu?
Just so ai can be sending sum eggstra postiv enurgees, if yu wanting tehm.
ur casting spells??
wot do u have to do?
no sacrifises, rite?
*giglol* Sacrifises wud nawt being teh whyte majik.
Taht is berry niec of yoo, PK. Mai sweetee lefted mii 2 yeers ago, adn ai is still habbing trubble wif it.
Basically ai just have to set sertain objects at teh 4 points ob teh compass to represent teh 4 elolments, rite owr names onna pees ob paper, cut them apart, and burn his.
Oh, adn offur up a sqwirrl to teh goddess…
Iz just funnin.
*gyant yawn*
Iz gettin teh sleepy…
*wide awake now*
*narrows eyez at DK*
and u wonders why u has bin gettin hedbattins…
Hm. Ai gawts tu going tu bed nao, but will du labyrinth vizyooal-aizing /
Darn, iz tu clowdee heer fur moonlyte. *grumblol*
meditayshun fing wunce ai awf pewter, an be wishing yu teh heeling enurjees, sinse iz otay wif yu.
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Gud nyte, ebrywun! {{{{{{cheezfrenz}}}}}}
Waol, g’nite ebreewun. Ai’m orf to
kill a sqwirrllite sum candlols.Sweet dreems!
okays I’z going too I guess.
I just hadda go sit and luk at my crissmus tree for a few minnits.
I’z takin it down tomorrows.
*snifful*
*schmoos tew cheezpeeps!*
Ohai, Leeza.
Yeah, I’m still up, hopin teh sleepin meds will kik in soon.
I’m in a liddlol beddur frayme of mind. Erlyur 2day wuz reelee baaaaad. **reminds self to hide journal**
*feels rhsb*
yes, yes, ifinkso u do feel bedder!!
Ah fink GBC (Giant Balcony Cat) iz berry buful liek mah own kitteh.
Want!
Im not getten it if catz not included!
Speekin of funnee bideos, sumwun sented me dis wun.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4rU-rFn6vY
didya see the pullet moving in on the snake in the beginning?
In teh bakgrown?
Yeah. Yup. Ey-yap…..
(STILL can’t get it rite!)
try this, ah-yahp
“Ah-yahp”.
I dunno. I finkso I still needs to praktiss…
dat is funny!
Datz a kyoot pynk haus.
ai notiss barbee car has made it to sekkond floor ob dreem haws – mebbe kitteh dribed it tehr?
yes ai finx so maybee…jyant kitteh no need take stairz wen barbee servint can dribe all teh way to balconee for him?
Mebbe dis mawdel be teh Barbee Par King Grodj.
dat house old iz boughtz 1 ats garage sale for mah doughterz
Dis Toe-kee-o condo really, really small…….
Reternz ob CATZILLA……an’ Dis teim hez aot 4 relackzay-shun
Kitteh cuud nawt geddin tuu teh Baurbee Haowse becuz hims bees tuu floofee;
soe hims ar forceded tuu sleap onna balconnee;
Az laung az balconnee duz nawt kollapse, hims will bees OK;
(Haowsumebber, tohse wite plastik balconnee kollums bees prittee strawng; hasta bee, tuu surbibb awl taht battyng arown bye Baurbee’s liddol hyuoomin frends!!!!)
eyez had dat house lolz
i totally had that barbie house as a kid lol
poor catzilla want tummy rub but he no can turn ober or he go splat!!
Coming soon! To a theater near you!
“Attack of the 50 Foot LOL Cat!”
SEE the amazing stripey tail!
HEAR the awe-inspiring purr!
SNIFF the overpowering catnip!
NIBBLE the luscious noms!
Please do not reveal the surprise ending to mousies who have not see it.
This film rated PK – for Pretty Kitteh.
I have no clue how to speak cat, like you guys do…someone teach me >_<
omg I totally had that Barbie dream house as a little kid.
The balcony cat wasn’t included
Some assembly required
Giant balcony cat not included
May void where prohibited!