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Some sneeze, eh?
I bet the kitteh combing job was only about half done…
Ai fink it wud be a nebber-endin job
*Runs up to the kitty in the picture*
*Pats its nose*
BOOP!
You needid taht, aifinkso!
*Runs away*
*runz up tu Maus
BOP!! on da nose.
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oopz. dat spozed tu b:
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BOOP!! on da nose….
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sry bowt dat!
*Rubs nose*
Harumph!
that kind of job is NEVER done! *sigh*
Luks moar lyke *SHED BEGINNERZ* tahn *SHED ENDERS*
OK, I just did a spit-take reading your comment, Maus – surprised me so much I forgot my lolspeak.
Glad to be of assistance…
Ai need dat 2 keep warm
*addz 2nd pompom mayd frm dat kitteh’s furr to annipuss’s nozewarmur*
oopsie. fergot…
*BOOP!* to da nose warmer
AaaaaaaChhhhhhhooooooo
Bwess yew!
FangQ NS!
*noze warmer wif pruvianllamazdecormashunz flies off*
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*runs wif kwikness after noze warmer*
ooopppsssseeee!
*forgets abut shinee floorz and skiddz past nose warmer*
ooofff!
*cums to rest upside down against wall*
*little cartoonlike burdies and starz tweetweetweet round gammacat’s hed*
*nose warmer wif pruvianlamazdecormashunz skidz acrozz room*
*Gigglolz*
**luks at upside down birdies**
ooohhh, purdy!
Ohai gammacat, yew still upside down? **turns hed upside down tew, az onlee parruts kin dew**
*wants to snatch a burdie*
*reechez paw out to gwab burdee, loozez balanz*
*scrambulscrabbbles to regain balanz, claw catchez on noze warmer*
*rolls ober and pats parrothead on the beak*
BOOP!
ohai parrothead! r u still askanse?
anni, r u shore u want da noze warmer
(wif pruvianlamazdecormashunz) afta all dis?
**flips hed back arownd** **reechez ovur and pats gammacat awn deh nose** BOOP! **almost lewziz wing tip from circling burddies**
Did yew call me askanse?
Ai fink it wud maek a gud hat fur Parrothead!
**hao tew sai dis nycelee?** **Boogurs awn my hed- do nawt want**
Ohai annipus! Dat’s a nice nozewarmur!
Beggin ur pardin, dere aer no boogerz awn teh noze warmer – leeswaiz, dere wazn’t ennee wen Ai had it!
hoa mny moar skwarez can u fti nsied theze skwarez, srsly? liek iffn u tri 2 tlk any moar bout nozewarmur, sqwarez mite n-plode wif de fuzzi-kitteh’s fuz!! o noa!!!1
*runz up tew sweetpea*
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*looks confuzzled*
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um…. Ok. BOOP *onna tendril* Ai hoep dat waz a noz.
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*runsawaywifqwikness*
itz a wondre furrr lief
…kitty style. Jorj Bayle iz tole by Zuzu’s cat to fix it, den fix da flower, ‘kay?
gud wan, sweetie peaz!
fangs! BOOP!
Mine Too!
Snerk!!
Makin self a kitteh too-pay [not to-pee ack!].
Yew kud start a noo bizness doin dat! Ai haz plenny uv lawng kitteh floof ai kin supply.
We calls dem owr “Bloomer Boys” ‘cuz dey luuks liek dey warez fuzzeh bloomers. 
Three lawng-haired kittehz — let me sho u dem.
Donut taykin mah floof agin!!!
Datz MAH floof — yew get yer own!
Nao! Oar ai remove yur fur, wib skin!
Kitteh haz an angreee!
or fase my rath!
Ohai Leeza-b,
Dunno if yoo seed tihs in teh mews today?
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/18/20090109/tod-britain-nuts-over-squirrel-flavour-c-6058bda.html
Bedder watch owt, ‘kay?
Juss sayin…..
I keep a eye owt for you, make sure teh eebil siuntists frumteh Crisp faktree doan cum after yoo.
*Tidmum hides behine a rock an keeps watch*
did this show up? oar has Wierd pretzel steeled it?
uk.news.yahoo.com/18/20090109/tod-britain-nuts-over-squirrel-flavour-c-6058bda.html
Ohai Leeza-b,
Dunno if yoo seed tihs in teh mews today?Bedder watch owt, ‘kay?
Juss sayin…..
copee an payste abub linkee ….
I keep a eye owt for you, make sure teh eebil siuntists frumteh Crisp faktree doan cum after yoo.
*Tidmum hides behine a rock an keeps watch*
i wantz mai floofz!!!
Hai dere Cheezeepeepz!!!
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I ben playing wif deh Cheez Town Cryer most uv deh day…… if u lukt at it u may haz seen wun uv sevral “themes” i tried owt on it. I b thinking i haz fownded wun I like.
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Deh pritty kitty b mai deer old Winky, laying on deh windowsill watching deh fisheez in deh pond. Wun uv deh reezunz I pikkt hur tu b on deh masthed iz kuz she wuz part Meezer and she lubbed tu tawk. So she b sitting dere telling u awl deh newz!!
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I haz added a cuppla helperz under the Majik trikkz. Adn I haz postifyed a cuppla nownsmintz peepz sendinged tu mii.
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*Leanz bak adn sipz chokklit martoonee.
Cheez!!!
Ohai, yer majistee!
*clink*
Cheez to yew tew!
fankee for da wondermaus site, yer majistee!
Winky is a beautimous kitteh!
Thank u……. she thot so tu!! She wented over deh bridge mennee yrz ago. she keepz deh nite watchman kumpany….
Oooh Oooh Oooh – yer majistee — iz dere enny way yew kud maybe post teh Night Watchman storeez on teh blog somewhere? Doze an teh storee uv teh Rainbow Brij & teh Princess Mu Meadow?
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Plz plz plz?
Deh watchman b dere awlreddy….. chek on deh rite hand sidebar….. I rekkin I kud finding deh brij adn deh medow……
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Schmoooooz.
Fank yew fank yew fank yew!
*huggles cweenmj*
Ai jus reeded teh Night Watchman storeez.
*wieps teerz frum eyez…. an off cheeks*
*blows noez*
Doze get meh ebree tiem!
OK, deh princess mu medow and deh rainbo bridge b dere
in a singlol entry.
I don’t know lolspeak, please excuse…but would love to see beautiful kitty, site and stories!! Please advise!! Thanx!!
ooh cween, just lukked, that is a byootmuss kitteh!!
is u a member of teh BC fan club?
Itz mine adn ai wanna keeps it!
put it back where?
Itz MY floof, and I want it NOW!
no one saw those annoy-ying commershals?
??
thot sew.
It was eether at tax time, or rebate time.. all these peopel leening owt their windoes screamin ‘Itz MY munny and I want it NOW!’.
SEW annoying! Guess it was a local compny.
I haz seen dem, JG Wentworth or sumfing
an yes beree annoying
oh no it was not local, we had that abomination here in Texas as well.
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*thinking back…..and having to supress the desire to sharpen knives*
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I hates them almost as much as the oxy-clean uberdork.
Leeza-b, hab yew startid teh weekind errrlee??
for me, no..
at my compny we werk 4 9-hr days, and 4 hrs on Friday. So I’m ushallly off before 12.
I’m signing off. Leeza and PH, you guys have a good weekend. TTFN!
*waves*
Ah, POETS dai – yu kno wot POETS stands for, donut you?
Ohai Amercat. Layte postingz, but I knowz!!!
“Pooey” on everything tomorrow’s Saturdai”
wiley maus gits teh win! con cat shue laces, tinee fur frend!
I has a fluffie.
Floooooooooooffffffff!!!
beware the flooooofffff!!!
I wants a cut when Uz sell mah floof blankies on e-bay
snerk! I actually nose someone who
had der goggie’s hair made into yarn
for a blankie!
Dere wuz a cuppul inTTI hoo nittid swetterz frum dere goggiez harez
Ai goez to Ren Faire ebery year an ders alwayz a spinner dere hoo uses goggie hair 2 make yarn. Hmmm….nawt my goggie/abatar. Hiz furr wuld make very short fiber an very skritchee yarn!
Ai seen lady at craft fair dat spin yarn frum bunneh furs. Ai asks hur if kin do wif kitteh floof, an hur sez yes. xhusbin thot wuz creepeh, aifot wuz kewl.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-538108/Hair-dog-The-animal-lovers-turned-dead-pets-coats-woolly-jumpers.html
Dat’s kewl, Ambercat!
Ai fink it wud be kwite warm – dunno haow teh swetterz wud smell iffn dey got damp, tho.
Swetter wif wet goggie smell – DO NOT WANT.
Dat’s wat Ai thort! Pleh!!!
Ai ask ladee at da fair bout dat, her told meh dat would smell like dog if use dog floof..um, nawt want, even tho’ cozy!!
wut yoo meen, yor going to bild anovver kitteh wif it? yoo alreddy gots me!
LOL!!!
LOL! Oh, the fierce disapproval!
old man kitteh has a grumpeh
Kitteh bees uhnderstayndablee upsetted frum loosyng soe muches ov hims floof;
Fink haow muches beddure hims wil feal wen yuu puttit
awl bakk!!!!
Himz haf teh kitteh he used tu be.
Wilford Brimley kitteh wantz himz fur back, and wants himz oatmeel! NAO!
*begins crocheay-ink a kitteh*
If der nuff floof left, ai croshay one tu!
Kitteh floof look like upside down kitteh dat playin, aifinkso
i fink we shood take bets on hao long it be fur teh kitteh to be bak to full floofy potenshull!
i say 1 week!
I say forteen minnits, or next time he sees a forrein kitteh outside teh window, or goes under teh sofa.
Or da first time hoomin wares blak swetter.
and this is why u has blak kittehs!
well one of teh reasons.
Oh yesh, seem like da blak ones wanna lays on the light culler stuff, an Ripper have white floof, he like da dark clothes. Iz liek dey kin sense ware da floof kin be seen da mostest, aifinkso!!
Wif teh blak-n-whyte kittehs lyk mai Trick, yu just cannawt winning, no madder what yu waring…
Orinj furs sho up awn ebbereefing too – beleeb me!
Ai beleeb! Ai haz blak-n-whyte, floofeh orinj, an tabbeh-an-whyte… tehre be nuffing, nuffing at awll, ai can ware taht sumwun’s fur duz nawt showing berry well awn! *sigh* An tehn tehre’s teh fur in teh fuds… hao tehy get it intu can free sekkunds aftur opning?
Oh ma goash! Wehn da las time you shabed Mr.Kitteh?
Dis luks liek teh wurk ov teh Furminator!
lurks leik enuff floof there 2 make 2 or free kittehs
kinda hard tu bleev dat floof wuz on dat kitty….. he b lukking fully floofed tu mii.
mebbee kitteh is being ALL floof, no bones or bellie or nuffin, just floof
Kittehs having teh infinit supplai uv floof. No madder hao much yu brushing, iz just az much az befoar!
I callz Injeh deh fur factree
Can haz updaet awn Injeh?
woot! Woot! WOOT!!1!! I can haz abatar!
iz mai kat Chessie, teh silli kat. him likz to sleep on hiz bak
can sumbody tell me hao i get my avatar to sho up wen i poster comment and make my name link to my profyl? kthnxbi
Find cweenmj’s helps – click on her bloo naem an u shud fynd dem – dey aer awlso awn teh Cheez Town Cryer site.
BTW< aer u in London? Ai am in SE London.
ooo cool, yeh im in NW.
Mai BIL libs in W (Ealing) – bowt az far az possibul frum me an still in London!
O, an walkum 2 dis happi plaes!
Aww fankoo. My bf lives in camberwell so we bowt az far apart az can get in london tooo!!!
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Ai has a frend in HolLOLowai – Ai stais wiv her sumtyms. An sumtyms Ai stai tehre wivowt her – Ai is alowd to borro her flat!
wow dat is cool! i werk in hoLOLowai sumtimes at the big foosball stadyum
Oh hai, London Hoomin!!!
Welkum tu Cheezland!!!
I think u b needing tu luk at sum uv mai helperz….. deh have just ben relocated…. u kin finding dem at
http://www.cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com/avatarz-adn-bloo-namez/
If u pokez arownd, u will finding uzzer thingz tu helping u, tu!! And even sum majiklol trikz.
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Cheez!!
ohai london_hoomin!! teh best fing to be doing iz to go to
http://www.cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com/
an yooze teh linkiez on teh sidebar to be finding teh helps yoo need. cweenmj’s instrukshuns are very eezy to follolow! basikly yoo needz a wordpress account an sum payshunts! welkom to cheezland? (are yoo in London England? tehn yoo iz being a naybor ob annipuss!)
so many peeplz wants to be helping all at wunse!!
we lubs owr noo frenz in cheezland!
Or wen yu on yur profiel page, on da search window on top of computer, cut an paste yur link from profile page tu dat URI heer on da commints next time yu makes a commint.
oh thanx eberywun. u guys are so nice
Oahi London_Hoomin! Welkum tew cheeezland!
Ohai, an welkomming tu teh wunnerful madniss uv cheezland, LH!
Ohai, London Hoomin! Welkum welkum welkum!
*extends floofee paw in frendship*
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Blueness achieved!
YAY fur bloo! Mebbeh sumdai ai will get a abatar!
Maus, dere are onlee tew shawppin daze left til ur burfdai, an my burfdai, and uu BIL’s burfday, an Howurd Sturn’s burfdai, an Rush Limbaw’s burfdai, an Sporty Spyce’s burfdai, an problee odder importunt peeps!
That’s right! So…
ALL YOU CHEEZ PEEPS GET SHOPPING! GO!
Aifinkedso dere wud be sales an teh stores wud stay open awl nite, and stuffs.
WUT?
Itz ur burfdai too on Munday??
U dint say anyfing til now?
*hedbats parrothead*
♪ Oh cween… ifinkso we has a dubble partee on Mundai… ♫
Owch! (rubs hed)
Sawree!
Partee? Ai tew old fur parteez! Will dere be cake?
noboddies too old for a partee!
and caek, but of corse!
usually choklit, but for yoo.. we cud even have…
*wispers*
coconutt.
*wooziness subsieds*
Can u be at teh 12 pm EST lol on Mundane?
I hasta go to yoga now… but I will bbl.
Ai will be dere! **BEEG SMILE** Hab fun at yoga! Do nawt git tew twistid!
Owr leeza, twistid? Parish teh fought!
Her iz tryin tew get her bodee as twistid as her mind!
Ofankyew Leeza-b! Dat’s a nyce thot, butt yew wanna know a sekrit? **wispurs** Ai nawt lyke teh coconutt cake! Dere! Ai sayed it!! Ai onlee like dem fresch outta teh shell, an use teh fresch milk tew make deh peenya cowlawdas. An ai lyke tew peck dem opun.
Yay! Ai iz nawt teh onlee wun dat jus lieks coconut strate outta teh shell!
B shur tu telling Phillipe d’Beaker dat u haz bloonezz….. he lubz tu giv prezzintz tu deh noolee bloo.
**BEEG SMILE** Prezzintz? Phillipe d’Beaker, wear r yew?
Ohai cweenmj! Ai seez yew hab been wurkin bery hard fur teh gud ov cheezland, az yew shewall.
mebbeee heez on a sekkrit misshun? until den, isle be filling in.
♪save my nikkuls savin my diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimes
werkin til da suuuun done shiiiiiiiiiine
lukkin for word two happpppeeeeyer timez on
bllllllllllllllllllllllloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa (big bref)
yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!♪♪♪♪
*aliyenss croz da gal ack sea spirul outta control win dey hear dis…*
I’m blue da bu dee bah
da bu da bu dee bah…….
I’m problee teh onlee peep on erf oar in cheezland whoze herd ov dat sawng.
Ai knows taht sawng, an lyking taht sawng! Iz a terriblol sawng fur getting az a eerwurm, tho…
Ohai prysma-kitteh! Dat sawng eerwurm: Ai haz it.
i knowz taht song too! iz very katchy
*snert* Ohai lunarmommy! How yew iz?
r attemps at crossin a kitteh w/ an alpaca were successful… but displeezed
*snerk*
Dat’s wut hoppens wen u hev tew mush ScotchAndMoreScotch! *paw ober mouf* Heeeheeeheeeee! *snerk*
Ohai, KCT! Ai waz away an ai haz a behynd… wayt, taht nawt come owt ryte. Ai haz a clooless, taht being bedderer! Yu iz habbing tu hab a surjurees? What being rong? *raps KCT in eggstra-floofeh cheezmap blankit and hugswifcaer*
Fankies pk! {{{{{{{{{{{{pk}}}}}}}}}} Ai lubs hugs! Ai habbing mai rite knee replayced. Ai hevnt seen u fer awile so paws ible u mite nawt knoes but ai knoes u hev a behynd. *oops dat cayme owt rong* Ai wuz sposed to hab it 1/5 but ai gawts rly, srsly sick and cudn’t do it. Ai bedderer nao and on 1/19, wii replayce wif noo knee! Ai gonna miss mai cheezfrens cawz ai doan hab teh intertoobs at hoem. cweenmj suggested saiing mai hairdresser iz in teh bak of teh liberry! See, ai ownly allowed owt to goes tew doktor, hairdresser, church and enny fambly member hoo cant cum see meh per teh rools. Stoopy rools. *has a powt* Pray fer meh and fer mai behbe kittehs and dey ar mai biggest wurry rite nao. Ai haz a fren hoo will cum in and tayke caer uv dem.
Ai sowree yu habing tu haz gnu nee, but ai glad yu getting it. Hao long yu gots tu be in horse piddle, an hao long yu gots tu staying hoem?
We be famblee memburs, an we nawt can coming tu see yu, an teh ownlee way yu can seeing us is wif innerweb connekshun.
Poor kittehs, tehm will be confuzzled. Iz weerd fing, but sumtiems, ai being shur kittehs can reed mynds. If yu finking berry cleerlee abowt being away fur a bit an tehn coming hoem feeling bedderer, mebbe tehy will get it an be less wurried fur yu?
Yu an yur kittehs haz teh bestest uv wishings an prayings frum Untaryo. {{{{{{{{{{KCT}}}}}}}}}
Ai fankies pk fer ur bestest ov wishings and prayings. Ai feels it awl teh wai heer in Kansas Citeh. Ai will be at leest 4 dais in horse piddle and den a week or so in rehab. Ai hab no wuns at hoem so ai gawta goes dere firstest. U ar mai fambly and ai gonna miss u. Mai kittehs seem tew knoes abowt mai bad knee and awlso since ai bery hard of heering, dey KNOES wen ai nawt heer dem. Inky gets meh up ifn he heers funneh or nawt-so-funneh noyses. Dey awlso get in front of meh an screems at meh so dat ai knoes dey ar tawking. Kittehs smart. Bery smart. Be afrayde. Be bery afrayde. *gigglols* Gawta goes hoem nao but will be bak on Mundane! Schmooooo! *hedbonks and purrs*
Luv,
KCT
LOL
somehow ai donfink kitteh will miss teh hairz
i hadz to put mai kitteh Rocky undr anusteesha to get dat much furr off at wurk (aminul hospitul) becuz he tries to kill meh wen i furminate him!
Iz mah fur, U no can has
lol thats to funny!
I WILL PUT IT BACK!
by the way..plz visit my profil! =)
Samson Kitteh
haz lost all hes strenth
I laughed soooo hard about this one…OMG
does annyboddy else see Fizzgig from Dark Crystal?
Aww he wantz hes hair back : (
U cud donate 2 loks of luv
ha! ha! ha! If my hair was falling out, I would want it back!
Heehee, my parents kitty is like this one. She loves to be brushed and if they don’t brush her every day, the amount that comes off her is like this one- after only a week of not brushing! xD
I’m a spinner (I use a spinning wheel to turn animal fiber into yarn) and knitter. If anyone wants to collect *clean* soft fur for me I’ll make you a scarf with it.
Must be brushed out, not cut, and at least 2″ long.
write me a laughinglagomorph at gmail
Yea, my cat is just like that. Maybe fluffier. I don’t know and I can’t tell. Do you think I should shave my cat? LOL she would look crazy if I shaved her!
This one is AWESOME !
this pic is funny. i want 2 do this 2 my doggie, see what she thinks. lolz
OMG! this is HI-larios!
i just LOVE this website to death!
and this picture is freaking funnay man!
OMG!!! Way too funny! My brother just had to give me his cat, due to allergies, and she looks JUST like this!! We too have to brush her daily, so… I am gonna brush her and make him a picture like this one to send to him. I’ll bet he misses her sooooo much! Hmmm! Why do these cats always look so pissed off? Must be all the fur, huh?
This kitteh is awesome. I’m still laughing!!!!
So, believe I had a fur ball now?
oki yew had yoor fuhn…. NOW POOT MI FUR BAK