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Congarats Anni!
Thx, PM – we haz a fyne macrame!
ATe!!! Ai count ATE!!! Waht a way to start a Frreid Egg!!
But itz OK – nawt borked.
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Ai dint eben trai!! Ai skwished mai fnger inna door yesterday – an mai Tai Ping iz verree slo today!
Owtchiez! Mai werstest nytemare! Iyse an add ville, duz teh trikk!
Lice?
Ai fink ZF meens ice! Dat muss hert. Ai hoep it iz soon awl bedder.
Thankz annipuss! It DUZ hert!! Moar today tanh yesterday!
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An mennee Conga Ratz to yoo, Annipuss. Tehy ar dansing out nao fur yoo awl dressed in tehir prettee ISEcapade costyooms!
*shmoo* on Janet’s borkt finger
Ther, Janet. I kisses it and mayks it awl beddur! {{J4K}}
Thank yoo, deer SIP!! IT izn’t bedder but AI feel bedder!!
*puts a Hello Kitty band-aid on Janet’s finger, just in case*
MUCH bedder nao!
Akshulee, if yoo awl want to dans off to teh Tai Boot Eek wif yur hans joined, may ai suggest taht yoo taek teh ohai path. An tehn yoo can luk laik teh peepl in Ingmar Bergman’s film “Teh Seventh Seal.”
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Ai’ll stay heer an taek yur pikchoor.
{{KCH4K}}xx
Mai tai Ping iz borked 2. Ah meens {{JCH4K}}xx ob korz!
Hai!!
Nice to hav yoo bak! An ai think ai noo yoo ment mee!!
Ar yoo out ov praktiss wif yur Tai Ping frum being away fur so long awn yur vakashun??
A bit, well maibee, okai, ah did teh hat!
An teh noze!
But ah wuz a neut! [pawz] Ah got bettr!
But. . .fur awl mai reeding ov neerlee ebree Ingerlish novel ebber ritten, an wl teh Ingerlish playz ai hav direkted oar purrrdooced. . .
*sigh* “But ah wuz a neut.” Ai just cant figger it out! What knowlej am ai missig?
Hint: Holy Grail
Ai NOO it must bee sumthing laik that!!!
ai still havn’t seen it. Ai tnink ai maybee bedder fix that rite away – so ai wont’ hav to be embarrasssed awl teh taim.
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Congaratz, self designated crazy lady!
Crazy, possubbly: Lady dowtful!
oooh, sounds like a karroter inna Dork n Stoarmy Nite saga…
‘Twas a dork n stoarmy nite and the slitelyee insane Lady Dowtful looked out of the rainspott’inged windo, when…
Ai nebber wuz mutsh gud at punchyooayshun! Dere shud haz bean sumfing between Lady an Dowtful – nawt shore wat tho!
2…the Laydee Doubtful noticed her punctuwashun was Miss Sing, along with the larj sparlolly dimind on da collar 0 her fabrite cat…
3. Miss Sing wented owt tew perchuss sum moar spar lollies, as teh kiddos wuz commin foar dinnah tewnyte. On her way bakk from teh lollyshop, she took teh punktyooal trayne…
4. Which leff teh stayshun, as wuz its wont, zactly on tiem. Laydee Doubtful’s laydee’s maid, liddul Miss Spent, had stepped off teh trayne for a moment to sneek a cigareet and did not get back in tiem! Oh nose! Miss Spent was carrying the eggstra lollies and all the munnies!…
5. Meenwhyl, da punktyooal trayne had been boreded bah Sam E Colon, X Pleh-Nashun Pt., Period N Commah, wif deh intenshuns ub confrunting Lady Dowtful…
2. Lord Ditherbody stept in to teh room an sed, “Louise!!! Come away frum tasht window!!! Yoo mussn’t see. . .
Iz an irreggulur berb:-
Ah iz idesinkratik.
U iz eggcentrik
(S)he iz Dag N Ham Eest (3 stops aftur Bar King).
Oooh, teh sillybrayted veddy british hyoomor, I lovs it! 3 stops past barking mad, right? Duz I getz a pryze?
U aer rite! It’s a berry offen yoozed fraze! Gib teh laydee a coconut!
*berb* O! askooz me.
TAKE ME!!!!!
Itty Bitty Kitty Couch Committee
Or mebbe it’s the “Group W Bench”?
Or mebbe “Where dat mouse go?”
Is behynd de kushon dere at de bak.
Or perhaps…..dare I say it…….”Snake!!”
Ooh, dan – yoo has a wikkid sense uv hyumor!
*wisspurrz* badger badger badger…….
*hedbats zf and gremlin for eggin dan on*
*hedbats skwirrlgrrl*
*runsaway wif a kwikniss* tee-hee!
*runs after gremlin wif a ebil grin*
i fot we waz booping naow? nawt hedbat?
We kin doing awl uv that and moar!
Happeh belated burthday, audra! Hope it wuz happeh! May teh yeer ahed uv yoo be blessed with only gud things!
oh fank yoo! yesh it was happeh! onny went to dinner, but a nyce dinner it waz!
*whispurrrz * mushroooom
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http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com/
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There may be sum hoo haznt seen it. Sum verree few upawn tehe fayce ov teh ruth.
on noes, now I has to hedbat u too janet??
*can’t bring hurself to do it*
*Runs up and pats JCH4K on the nose*
BOOP!
*Runs away*
*tentrils tiptoe up behine teeneetinee maus*
BOOOP!!!
tearz away gigloling…
yeh *rubbin’ mah receently hedbatted head*, ya can’t bring yerseff to do it cause she hits back…………hard.
She nawt dinky lil hedbat, she moar lyke, whup u upside teh hed kynde ov a gurl
in spite of wut u guyz say, I don’t think Janet wud ever hit anywon…. uh-
*peeps down thred*
I stand correckted.
I mented YOO skwrrrrlgrrrrrl! Sheesh!
but but but.. Dan waz talkin bowt Janet, wuznt he? …and he sed… and then u sed…
*has a confoozed*
Well – AI dint hedbat him!!
Ai just throo an littlol egg! an it wuznt eben hardboyled!!
Butt . . .leeza-b!! Itz Freid Egg today!! It iz rekwired to egg teh peepl
awn!! Besieds, Dan nebber needz teh egging on!
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Oar maybee???
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*Throws egg at Dan*
*hitz him awn teh bak ov teh hed. Teh eggy yok drips down hiz bak*
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Ai dunno? He duzzn’t luk laik he akshullee needed that!
Itteh Bitteh Kitteh Committeh rushez tew teh reskyoo ov Dan. Likliklikliklikliklikliklik teh egg orf hiz bakk!
*sigh* given the length and texture of hairs, it is likely you’re indeed butt…egging on.
heddesk heddesk heddesk OW!
Dan??? Where iz teh pikchoor yoo promised???
which pick?
aftur giving this some thot, Ifinkso Janet meens teh one of u in teh sundress.
I told ya, there are no pic’s of that. I was the one with the camera.
wellll… if tehy can re-fite the civil war every year, shurlee u cud do a re-enactment..
it would take a big enough lotto hit so that my folks could retire comfortably for as long as they have.
*clikees onda linkie cuz seh is oen ov da few*
ACK!
*trize to get werm owt of eer naow*
LOL!!! We awl hazzit – teh eerwurm! Nao yoo ar a memburr ov teh klub!
or Bulk Serve Kittehs?
Or maybe “half of these kittens will end up unwanted and in an animal shelter, where they will be subsequently euthanized.”
What a disgusting display of out-of-control breeding — the perfect advertisement for “spay or neuter your pet”.
Kittehs iz filling owt teh forms and playin wif teh pencils…
But are they the mother r….s oar the father r…..s??
father stabbers?
kid… what u get?
I told em I didn’t get anythin’, I had to pay fitty dollars n pick up teh garbaj.
They’re too young for the Group ‘W’ bench, but some of the readers are old enough!
hehahehahehaehahe. Duz aneebodee nose dat refrenz aneemoar?
Shirley taht wan meowmcat didden hav awl theez kittoonz? Fawstur meowm PAWr eggsellanss!
She gonna haf to be purty crazee
IBCC juss got call Mom’s onna way yikes!
Onna way home, that iz. Itteh Bitteh Citty Committeh gonna need tew kleen up teh mess….
I volunteer!!
sew cyoooooot!!11!elebenty plus, uh…
SPLORT
Oh, deer, heer cumz teh CCC
*sweep up Leeza’s branes an rinse dem wiv spring water*
*pakk dem bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklitt possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
fanks anni, I needed teh noo CHRG, teh old one was oblimerasintegrate…. uh, blowd to bitses!
I cownted 30 kittehs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wee-ooo wee-oooo skreeeeeeeeeeeeeek comz teh CCC!
Lifting Leeza up orf teh rug– got a big mess heer,,,
Sweeepy sweeepy sweeep teh branes, ew.
Strain em froo teh molly cyoolar siv, wyle washin wif sparklee wadders.
Pik owt teh grass (how dat get dere?)(oyeah, Leeza been workin in teh yard lass week)
Schblobp! Bakk inna braynepan
Tawp bakk awnna hed
rapraprappityrap teh dully taype, sparklee silber
SNAP teh CHRGw/ noo yeer fyrewerks awn it
Heer, Leeza, sum hawt choklit anna chawklit fyreman.Relacks, u gonna be ok!
fanks zf, teh extra reskueing, can not hurt!
OOOOH… choklit fyreman!!
*ponders where to start eeting*
I nood taht wud get u goin
…..happytayle TGIF!!!!
In teh Recovery Lounj, ob corse!
Are you qualified? *Ahem*. I have the propurr papers right here.
*takes out very pointy pen which alternates red and crimson ink*
Here (tosses document on table) read these qualificating questions before you make a nutter, er, another appointment.
Questions for potentilol Crazy Cat Laydee:
Are you abul to wifstand cute overload?
Being patient is a rechoirmint.
Can you give me a naxampul frum recent ebetns to
Demonstrate yr patients?
E…
yesh
yesh
yesh- bein repeetedly dowsed in zippo fluid, lited on fyre, booped on teh nose, and hit wif pis and seltzer waters… and still no casual tees….
*aside* Now, why does the image of the tuxedo print T-shirt come to mind?
tuxedo tee shurt, that would be a formal-a tee.
Egg tehm on?
Fabrikate eggsewses?
Grate sum cheez awn tehir Fried Egg gushy fuds?
H. . .
Eggsackly when did you unnerstan you Crazy Cat Laydee?
For how many hours purr dai wll you pat teh kittehs?
Genuine artikull, are you?
L….
Lessonz in da care & feednom 0 cats: how
Meneee yrs (round to nearest elebentee)
Nomber 0 catz iz maximums fr to to haz?
O…
*limps over from SRW*
*holding bandaj on hed*
I believe so, yesh… u has questions?
Oh that?
Just a little brand leakage, itz fine, doan worry bowt that…
sez teh guy siting in da rite
“ohai!” sez teh mikkey maus hed. “i see wot you did dere”
Dat MM head is sorta creepee. Ifinkso. Cheerful inna face uf advercity, which is wut eleventy mor than twenty kittehs iz!
That hed skayrs me. It luks . . . . *shudder* *whispurs* ebil.
itz like a…. *wispers* .. CLOWN.
*Shudder*
*hides in fear* I hayts klowns. And I feers peepuls in genral dressed up in annymal soots. Yoo kant seeing ther eyes. *shivvrs*
You’ll love this then:
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2918395
EEK!!!!
*falls over, krawls behind file kabinet, kubbers eyz*
It’s otay Gremlin – dat’s ower own deer Maus inhims Maus King costoom.
ack
dat ebben skeer’d off MaisNon!
Ai thot so too!! Taht iz wun reelee creepee . . . ai think maybee itz part of teh lamp!!
JANET!!!
*BOOP*
wuhwoh, i med you dwip yr coffeez. here, lemee halp!
pwoudlee uzes byutimuss HUnnert Dollol Towlol to wipewipewipe.
*Getz anudder cup ov cawfee*
*addz sum hazelnuthaffnhaff n splenda*
*sip sip sip* Hmmmmmmmm deelishus!!!
*admirez byooetiful noo HDT!!*
Dat Mickey iz ickey!
Hay! Why eye nawt bloo no moar?
O Mary O’!!! LOL!!! ROFL!!
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Ai don’t know wai – but ai think that iz ten funniest commint ai hav ebber scene heer!! Ai can hardlee taip this – an a just cant stop laffing!
*knocks over DomiNomcan Organik Blend coffees wif ciNomon & cokoes*
Here, let me toss this wun in.
“And I put teh Campbell’s soup in teh mikrowave, and I turned it on, and then it went BOOM!!!”
Campblol’s soop, MMMMM-MMMmmm-BOOM!!!
Well – OK!! Maybee MayWee’s wuz teh SEKOND funniest ebber! But ai just cant luk at it wiffaut fawling awn ten floor!!!
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An between teh too ov these. . . Blargh!! ai ar ded!! LOL1 *snerk*
Well – teh thing iz – yoo need to luk at teh pikchoor t00 – an teh horrid Mikee peekig up ober teh arm ov teh couch – an TEHN reeed sweetpea’s commint!!
*starts licking table* In unanticipated wrestling match with super-insistant Tabby-Kitteh, my travel mug tumbled, and launched the last of the coffee is an interesting spray pattern.
*continues licking table*
Dan, I finkso u needz moar sleepzzzzzzzzzz, k?
Iz kitteh – u shud to alwuz beez spektin wrestling match silly.
shi will b alawng shortly, I’m shore.
Weeee hadda order new one
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can’t get old one out from under the couch,
I bolunteer!
*wayvs floofeh paws fyooreeuslee*
Fullee kwalifyed, eben.
Hoo do ya think iz takin da picshoor?
nannycam that’s keepin an eye on the only adult kitteh, he’s dere by the nearest arm of the couch.
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It’s my bet that he lost a bet wit the mama kitteh, and has to keep her friends bebeh kittehs as well.
Oar……….he teh behbehdayyeh of awl them lil kritturz….
Ohai, AfriCat! Happeh noo yeer! Did yoo hav pleasant travels and ar yoo nao sayflee hoem? We has missinged yoo!
Fank yoo Gremlin!!! Naice tu bee bak! Bak in teh dessurt, jes hav tu colekt mai Tammy frum teh kennuls tumurrow an all bak tu nurmal!
Happeh noo yeer tu yoo an alla cheezfrens tuu.
*Runs up and pats Africat on the nose*
BOOP!
*Runs away*
Ooooh! kum bak heer yu!! *runs after Maus wif a kwikness, skweeeeee!!! KRASH! (faild tu tak teh turn an bownsed off teh wall) ***** TWEET TWEET TWEET ooh luk purrty blu burdies…*
*snatchez a bloo burd and stuff it in hur mouf*
Skwrrlz eet burds? **backzawaislowlee**
Run parrothead RUN!!!
**hydes beehynd AfriCat**
**wispurs** Ohai AfriCat!! Nyctameecha! Iz yew reelee in/frum Africa?
Ohai parrothead! Nyctameecha tuu. An yus, ai iz reely frum Africa, Souf Afrika tu bee purrsice. At teh momint ai live an wurk (Pleh!) in Jeddah, Saudi Arabia. Ai hav bean in Bloemfontein fur teh past 5 weeks awn mai vakasion, an naow aim bak!!!
Wowzurs! 5 weeks sov vakasion! Ai haz a jellus!! Wun ov teh partnurs at my pleh wurk, dere wyfe is frum South Africa tew! Wear is Bloemfontein? Iz dis moar fronsh wurds ai do nawt know?
Noe, Bloemfontein (it meens flower fountain in Afrikaans 1 ov teh 11 offishul langwages in SoufAfrika) is rite in teh middul ov SA. Itz a small city surrounded bai hills an farms an game resurvs an has lotsa trees an is berry beeyootifull!
Dat sownz hebbenlee! **closes eyes an enjoyz mentul pikshur**
but some burds eet cats and skwirrlz. Owl, eagle, hawk. the bigger ones annywaise. all hte parrotheed gotta dew is call in reinforcements.
psh.
I cudn’t fit a hole parrot in my mouth anyways!
Hay iz dat sum kinda fat joke? **sucks in stumuk**
wot, now u WANT to be eeted??
*has a confuzzlement*
well u is bigger tahn a bloo burd..
but I guess u cud be eeted in stages…
or shud I say… courses?
**tremblez** **whipz owt sell fone tew cawl owls, hawks an eeglols frenz, az sugjestid bai stagehanddan** **wunderz if stagehanddan nose wut hez talkun abowt** **decydez to take a diffrunt a proach**
Hay skwrrilgrrl, yew wud lyke sum nyce burdsed frum dah feedur? Iz fresh an crunshee!!! In a nyce bole wif sparklee peenutz paintid awn it? An yew kin keep dah bowl! ***cheezee smyle, hed turned slytely eyesz pleeding an sorta maniacul**
*pats parrothead on teh beak*
BOOP!
*snatchez teh bowl and runsawayfast*
Oyeah!! Fanks stagehanddan! **comes out of hiding wif hed held hi**
Ai tenz tew furget dese fings, now dat ai libs amung deh kittehs an skwrrls an plant an piggeh an maus an royaltee. An wutever Mick an yew an zauberflolute are.
I am of course, a stagehand (I know….it’s shocking)
Butt, are yew a good standhand oar a bad stagehand, aks Dorfy?
caffeeen/chocolate intake level will determine answer.
wot, no donuts or carrot caek?
caffeen and sugar habitz…u has them!
*dips hur dunkin stik in hur cawfee*
I need to ween myself off donuts and especially carrot cake at least till the Gym starts to show results.
Swoopz in an noms dunked end awf skwrrlgrrl’s dunkin stik** Yum!
wuz it gud?
it was a pretend one.
I was reely havin an applol.
*sigh*
sounds leik we is all doin teh NY’s revolushun thing!
*Eating sausage pizza and drinking a Mt. Dew*
Not ALL of us. Neener neener neener!
Purtind wuns iz awl ai kin hab. Ai HATEZ calolreez an reolushuns an ai am startun ew reelee hate oatmeel, synce ai iz eetun it ebery day fur breckfust.
An herez sumfing reelee depressing – ai iz doing teh ’slim in six’ x-er-syz bideos, an ebery week yew muv up tew teh next lebel, an ai iz ‘bowt tew start week week week 3, an ai’m still awn lebel 1.
**sad fat outtashaype parruthed luks arown fur moar purtend dunkin stix**
**BOOPS Maus on hed, purrhapz hardur den necessaree***
Osawree Maus, hope dat did nawt hurt TEW much. **sniffs pizza an cryz**
LOL!! ai think yooo haz a meen streek in yoo, Masu!
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Ai left teh Tai Po in. Luks verree Japawneez. Yoo cud be a Jedi wif a naym laik that!!
*stix tung oot at Maus*
DIET Mtn Doo!
And taht is onlee here, and pretend!
Well not teh Mtn Doo.
I doooo have a seriuss pizza addiction tho.
Teh one fud I cud prolly never give up.
And now u has made me want sum!
*hedbats Maus*
A Jedi…? I was thinkin a Pokemon!
*ROFL*
*Rubs head*
I didn’t mean to tease. Losing weight is HARD WORK. The first 6 months or so are the worst, until your metabolism changes and your body gets used to the new lower caloric intake. But if you can get past that, it’s a lot easier. I know: I lost about 80 pounds a while back. It took 4 years, but I haven’t gained ANY weight back since.
Ballay dansin, rite? Teh one where u ware teh veils, and bells?
I’s back to my dailee walk, aboot 2 miles, and yoga twise a week… and hiking wif a vengeance on teh weekend.
I need to add in teh wate training, but I will wate another week week week or so before startin that. I needs to EEZE into it!
…and hareem pants and no shirt…
Wow Maus, dat iz teh impressive an inspurrayshunul!!! Ai haz gained an lawst teh sayme 30 pounds abowt 6 tymes since mai dotter wuz born. Ai guess since she’s 17 now ai can’t blame teh pregnuncy.
Did yew dew some program, or jist Maus will powur? (pikshurs Maus named Will) Did yew realee dew belly dansin, or iz dat ballet? **pikshurs Maus belly dansin**
Gud CC, nao ai’m pikshurin Maus in hareem pants an no shirt!! **drools a liddlol**
I used the amazing “Get Off Yer Butt and Eat Less” program! Only $19.95 if you call right now!
I actually started the ballet classes about a year (30-ish pounds) into the weight loss. I think that the gradual muscle toning kept me from having the “saggy baggy” skin a lot of folks get when they lose a lot of weight.
LEEZA!!!! U get bakk heer thsi minnit! *Pries jawz open*
*fake sweetie voyce* There’s a nice kitteh, nao, good kitteh bring mommah a prezzint!
*runs to let blooburd owtside an slam door in Leeza’z fayce*
*Fake sweetie voyce* Good kitteh, u stay in foar wyle, k?
*has a dissapointed*
*and a hungree*
*hands swirrlgrrl a bowl of corms an sunflower seeds*
*plaintivelee*
but I wanted a BUUUUUURD!
**gibs skwrrl hole bole ov acorns**
*whispers* you are in a unique postion to be able to provide the “good stuff” from the inaccessable bird feeders, get assurances of safe conduct first.
*luks askanse*
Why wutever r u implying dan?
And anyways, tehere is no such fing as an inaccessable burd feeder….
*laffs*
Mine is completely squirrel-proof. And crow-proof too.
*acceptz teh challenge*
*jotz down Maus’s address*
Ai NOO yoo cudn’t resist that wun!!!!
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Ai wuz awlmost temp tid to trai it!!
ooh, come wif me janet.. it wud be teh fun!
RODE TRIP!
Whoooo Hoooooo!!! Ai’m IN!!!
*grabs Janet*
*they jump into teh old 65 Skylark*
*and rumble off toward TTD*
**scutes ober in front uv burdeefeedur** Wai, wuddeber dew yew meen? ***wislols non-cha lawntlee** *sweats a liddlol**
*Runs in and pats parrothead on the beak*
BOOP!
*Runs away*
**Chaysiz Maus down** **Pats Maus awn himz liddlol maus hed** BOOP tew yew!
Hay Maus, dis iz hour burfdai weekend! Yew dewin ennefing speshul?
I’m heading down to Baltimore tomorrow. My son-in-law has the same birth day as I, and my daughter is throwing a party. The SILs parents will be there, and we’re bringing my other daughter and her boyfriend. And I get to play with my daughter’s cats. They are quite daft, and a lot of fun.
BOOP! tehm for us, k?
hm?
oh, teh cats too, yesh.
Dat sowndz lyke a gud burfdai sillybrashun! Hab fun!
I wil be der crazy laydee! Iz mai ambishun in laif.
Me too! Aym wurking on bekuming an eggcentrik old laydee!
It tayks praktiss, and hard wurks! Is nawt as eezy as yoo mite fink!
At leest yoo can haz lots ov taim!! Ai dont know about teh eggcentrik – but yoo ar a LOOOOOOOONG way frum teh “old.”
Kittehs ma, mand, tellz hyoomins to sit awn de floor.
Kowch reserbed fur floof-frenz.
I lost count at 20 kittehs…
Ai cudn’t tell where wun kitty started an teh next ended!!
I seed at leest twennyfibe, an I nawt shure ah seed ebree wun ob dehm!
ai wants dem awl!!!1!!
Crayzee kitteh laydeez heeeeeeerrrrrrrr!!!
I hope she brings a vacuum cleaner.
/runs
Kafleeeeen!!!! *hedbonk, purrrrrrr, rubrubrub* I hazznt seen u in alawngthyme! I hoap u ar gud, an I wisht I dint hav tew run awai nao….
Doan worriz liddel kittehz. I cud bee yor crazy ladee. I lufz teh liddel littehz.
I iz likes to puts in my applications for da crazee cat lady position… I is have much experience ….
You is can be check wid mah references…
A kitteh concatenation!
Note how one is interested in Mickey Mouse and out of formation.
Third frum da left, fif row — dats ME! yas id iz..
Deh un dat sitz so nicelee?
Yaz endeedy, dass me.
Awww! Ukyoot!!! And so sweet!
ai sees a hand on teh rite. maibee we has a crazy laydee?
Kitten Kaboodul!
From left to rite:
Want. Want. Want. Want. …
Oh hoo am I kitting, I want dem awl!
Crazee kat ladee in deh makin.
“One cat leads to another.”
Kitten is teh path to teh gud lyfe.
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Kitten leads to kyoot.
Kyoot leads to happee.
Happee leads to bliss.
Gober!! Yur poetree iz wunnerful!!
Nao ai wish ai had saved Barney’s!!
Fanks Janet, but it are jus a feebul ‘daptashun of teh Yoda Fear to Dark Syde speech. I don’t tayk credit for teh wunnerfulnessitee.
What is dis barneys pome? I mist sumfink again I finks.
But, but, but…… I wantz dem awl, tooooooo! *wails*
“All we need is a crazee kat ladee”
Dat’s whoze takin deh pickchur!
Iz purrson whoze hand is on deh rite deh crazee kat man? (I kno one)
Eff ai repeets waz been sed…sorry…cannawt reed comminds much nau…wud u beleev ai snowunder wid wurk????
Iz jst wun littl ting ah nawt unnerstand abowt teh pict chewr.
Hou teh fotograffer get awl teh kittehs 2 sit 2gethr lawng enuf 2 taek it?
Ai’m sekretlee thinking “fotoshawp*
No wun cud get that menee little kitties to sit that long on a cowch!\
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Oar maybe it tuk hours an hours an they just kept putting them up there – teh little blak wun luks laik she’s about to leeve!!
ifinkso there’s a reason itz on a brown cowch.
there’s prolly kibble alloverit!
Mebbe dubble sided stikee taepe?
Here I am! The crazy cat lady!!!
I jus wantz tem all :blush:
I will be ur crzy laydee! I be needinz kittehs!
i’ll be yor crazy ladee, sweet bebbehs!!
) i wanna be a crazy ole cat lady. 
taht iz my kareer ambishun in lief, wen i gro up (am 46, not tehr yet
Ai liekes gray bebbeh hu luks at ting on floor.
I crazee.
Dats bee de furstest (ur fardest frum lastest) stehp.
Hmmmmm; Ai fink weez cuud awl fill iyn az
“Teh Crazee Cat Ladee”, becuz Ai fink weez ar awl kwalifieyd oar weez wuud nawt bees heer inna furst (nawt sekond)plaise!
Purrhapps Qween MJ cuud wurk aowt a waiyteing liszt, ware weez cuud beez awn cawl, az neededed:
Ai fink iyt wuud bees funn!! Ai wuud signez up
adn bees furst (nawt sekond) iyn lien!!!
Ooh! Ooh! Pick Me!!!!! Pick Me!!! I’z deffinittly laydee. And I’z crazeee for kittehs!!
Hai many kittehs dere? I count 23!
I kno, that’s whut I thot too!
Ifinkso I cow-nid twenny too, but cud be twenny free. Too much kyoot wunse dey is mooving. Ai shur hoap dat mommacat didn maik ALL dem kittehs. Mebbyso she is babeh sitteng.
ten who is teh hand off to teh side?
I like how mickey is poking his head up in the back. don’t know why, it’s funny. and the kitteh trying to climb up to him
Is this what heaven looks like?
did someone call?
I wuz wundring wen u wud show up!!
cwenmj!! itz been so long! yea hehe my cat senses wur tingling
Hey! I’m right here!
O_O!! Dat iz aye dreem come truu fur meh! Eye wis eye hadz that manee kittehz!!!
((Formerly lolcat n00b, figured I’d change to my typical forum name))
SPLORTx20
one for almost every kitteh…
*ish splorted-ded*
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brayn particulates ebrywhere on ebryone
OMIGOSSH!!!11111!!on!one!1 hoe many kittehs are hear?!
Remindz me of GEICO ad: “In fifteen minutes you can adopt way too many cats.”
Need TWO crazee ladeez…
Imma crazi cat ladi. ah onlee gotz four though
hiy your blog is winner , so congrat , wonderful photoblog.
great blog , congrat to becoame winner
LOL!!!!!!!!! I cownted 30 kittehs!1!!!!
I’ll be thur Inna seconnd!