Monorail Cat
Monorail Cat Nao wif heeted car
monorail cat awlwayz addin noo feeshurs.
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Congrats to yoo, gammacat, at teh tawp spot!
Bring on teh dantzing conga rats! *conga conga conga*
fanke gremlin! is ma berry nawt secon tawp spot!
*brings in tray o’drinks*
I has cawfee wif all sortsa add-ins, hawt chokilit,
and eben spirits, ’cause it’s 5pm somewhere!
Eggstra congrats fur ur nawt sekund nawt sekund!
Dubblol conga rats, den, fur yr nawt sekkond, nawt sekkond!
Rite nao, Ai’d settulk fur a warm enneefing! Is eyesee coeld heer in TTI – thik frost an intermittent sno flurrees awl dai. Byootiful to luk at but nawt so grate fur sykulling in!
Just reelee cold heer. De sno coems tomorrow.
Nebber mynd Ambercat – Sundai wull be tropikul. 46 F!
Fyooo! Wot a scorchah!
46 F is tropical indeed neggst Tuesdai’s hi beez 12 F
do not want
Ow an yesturdai I cracked deh windsheild of mah car
when I wuz removing ice frum it
Haz a jellus ub Anni an Ambercat’s 46F!
Iffit’s ennee con sole ayshun, it’s currantly -4C!
Uz is brave, cyloling in ice and sno!
Iz can barely walk widout fallin an going boom
whut els iz hapinez, cheezpeeps?
Applesauss fer lunch
Box fulla kittns
Chocolate, in all itz menny forms
D…
Daidreams
Eberything fuzzie
Fluffie bunnies
Gooshiefuds
H…
Daytwip to cheezland
Eggstra whippee kreme
Funneh lols
Gushifoods
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Heet. Lotz uv heet!
Icy creem
Jello
Koala bearzez
Laffin wif teh cheezfrendz
M….
Mayple syrup
Noms
Octopi
Purings
Q…
Marshmelloes on cholkit drink
Nice warm flannel jammies an blankie
Openin surprise presents
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Prezzies, surprise
Qwakkers n cheez in bed
Running fru tall grass
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Hershey’s chocolate
I can has cheezburger!
Jucee cheezburger
K…
Radiator kitteh is radiating…
S-s-s-s-s-team Heat! I got S-s-s-s-s-team Heat
will remove kitteh’s wrinkles, Maus
Pajama Game ref FTW!
*Jazz Hands*
i prepurr
*spirit paws*
but Maus.. itz too darn hot!
gud fur teh winturs, yesh!
GMTA GP!
An GMTA, GMTA!!!!!!!
adn agen! OMCC… GMTA x 3!
Wowzers! GMTA, GMTA!
yus two ar berry silleh!
Ai fink it’s teh wevver we bin habbin.
cornsiderin iz teh Monorail Cat… iz maibii GMTA MTA? juss sayin…
bawstin ref 4YW!!! (adn didd hee evvur ree-turnn///)
duhh — ai ment 4TW, uv coarse! silleh meh! meh,
Need dat fur teh wintur
YAY! GMTA, annipuss!
*still pokin arownd unner bushez adn stuf*
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Heeeer weezul weezul weezul….
AAAAKKKKK!
*Weezul pops up frum bush, skaring AP*
*AP chasez it arown teh park*
*Corners it agenst teh fens*
rrrroowww – rrrooww – RRROOOWW!
*Much snarling adn showing ob pointee ends*
*Hedbats weezul, reelizez iznt reely rabid affer awl*
*Carreez weezul bak tu weezul kayj*
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Wun down, hao menee tu go? *saihhh*
Well dun AngelPlume! Dubblol porshuns ob Toona fur yu tonite!
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Nao, lettuce sea… dere wur twelbe ob dem running arownd affer teh “plz tu NAWT be nomming teh Rodints” Beneefit Consert adn wii alreddy has nummers won froo seben in teh cayge adn ai seas yu has nummer ate dere so dere is foar moar arownd heer sumware… dey is nawt so clebber so shud be teh eeze tu find, uh huh, yesh!
Hmm… how long haz it been sinse teh consert?
Almost 2 munths, u say?
And how long is teh jes, gesh, – how long duz it taek a weezul to maek a babbeh weezul?
*calulates*
Ifinkso u mite have a fyoo more than 4, AP…
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O teh Bebbeh Weesuls!
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O teh Cawld Webber!
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O teh lakk ob Gushifuds!
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ebberywon togebber nao…
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O TEH HYOOGE MANATEE!
Duz we noe if boaf jendurs wuz reprezentid in teh 4 dat iz still missin? If dey awl boiz or awl gurlz, we mite be the ok.
Grate, juss grate. Fore more, adn mebbeh bebbehs.
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Hmm, mama weezul wud be eben feerser wen garding her bebbehs.
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*wiff a kawshun* Heeer, weezul weezul weezul…
Pur kitteh luks borked! an tired.
or high on da ‘nip
tru dat. Monorail kitteh needs a brake.
Well, ya. Yew woodn’t want him to run into annoder monorail!
Besides dat monorail haz 2 get very cold in dis weatehr. Monorail kitteh needzs his belly warmezd
Naa, jes berry boarded, oar mebbe hiz batturry haz run doawn.
Tru dat – Monorail kitteh luks liek needs a brake.
Grrr. Sorry for duble post.
Doan’t wurree – WP duz fingz liek dat awl teh tiem!
Wake meh up wen it be summar.
Me too! They is kawling for 4 to 6 inches uv snow here tomorry. Luks lyke winter’s here! I finkso whut I mite need, tho, is a kitteh hoo kin shovel a 100-foot drive way. Teh warms, I got! Teh shoveler, I needs . . .
wen krissmiss iz ober, i jus wanna gota teh Bahamuz. i’s inna majority
Nuffin liek beeing a Trabbelling Kat iyn style:
Nyce adn waurm adn komfoaurtable:
Goe, Trabbelling Kat, Goe!!!!! Eet up tohse myles!!
Warm belly – you’re doing it rite.
Warm! O glorius Warm! Padded seets in monorayle kitteh! Wut next, lattays and expressos? O yesh!
“Granny, how menni tymes do eye haa tu tell u, we dont cuk teh kat?!”
“Butt Jethrow, eye cant fynd a possum!”
Kitteh must has verrah nice peeps, to put down sof fuzzee towul so kitteh can lay on teh radiyatr wifowt gettin burnt or feelin too lumpy.
* GP climbs awn soapbox, taps micrololphone adn arranges pet carriers *
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Ohai Cheezfrends, ai has brotted sum littlol frends tu meet yu todai!
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* holds up sad faised littlol puppeh *
Yu nose, fur ownlee pennies a dai, dis cyoot littlol doggeh can has gushifuds…
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* holds up hongry littlol kitteh *
…adn fur onwlee a phew moar pennies, wii can awlso feed dis littlol bundle ob lub.
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* holds up extry floofy bebbeh otter *
OMCC – lookit! lookit taht fais! Fur ownlee won hunnert munnies, wii can bild a sanc… cinq… saif plais fur awl teh bebbeh otters tu lib!
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* holds up grumpee faised lolcatburglar *
Well, sum fings eben wii canut chyange! * shrugs *
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Otay, nao taht yur harts arr sufishuntlee meltified ai is teh pleezed tu nowse taht adbance teeket sales fur teh nawt sekkund Cheezland Safareh Park is nao teh awn sale!
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Oh yesh yesh yesh! Fur ownlee Elebenty Munnies eech (haff pryce fur teh kidlets) YU can has a berry speshul gyded tour ob teh Safareh Park! Dere wheel be zibits ob awl yur fayborit Cheezland Creetures (wib sum surpryses!), gaymes, noms, soobeneers adn EBEN wadder slydes!!!1!!!1!
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Awl munnies raysed bai teh Safareh Park wheel go tu teh Cheezland Animlol Shelturs so teh littlol animlols * holds up bebbeh otter agen * can has gushifuds, crunklifuds, blankies, toys adn ebberyfing else dey kneads!
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“Wowzers, GP! Taht is full ob win adn ossim! Ai wants tu halp teh littlol animlols tu – ai can sell promushunal T-Shurts oar mebbeh bobblol hedded skwirrls oar ‘LCB Hedbatted Meh’ pin badges? plzplzplz can ai, huh?”
Ob corse yu can! Mai Phlonquers Phlonquais’ Phlonquais AngelPlume is in teh charge ob Fund Raysing so plz tu sea hur adn yu wheel be gibben a spawt tu set up!
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“Gaymes, GP? Whut kynd ob gaymes?”
oh oh oh is teh bestest part! Affer yu has been arownd awl teh zibits, wai nawt unwind wib a nyce relaxing gayme oar tu? skwirrlgrrl wheel be letting yu smush as manee Ebil Cocomonuts as yu can bai anee meens – plz tu sea hur fur moar deetayls! mebbeh YU cud run an otter gayme? Plz tu sea AngelPlume, gib hurr sum Toona adn yu is awl set tu go!
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“but but but, wen is tihs um-maze-ing plaice opening GP?”
Well, probiding ai can get awl teh zibits reddy adn mai layzee phlonquais gets awl teh gaymes reddy adn PrincessMu gets awl teh deelishus adn nootrishus fuds heer awn thyme, wii can has grand opening awn teh 21nd Janyooairy! Aifinkso awn teh 4am Cheezthyme LOL (is 5pm TTI adn Merica is sumware inbetween, uh huh, yesh) – is this berry LOL!
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Nao, teh Tour Bus wheel moobe tu a gnu zibit ebbery 15 minutes adn a bit layter awn teh cayblol car rydes ober a berry berry speshul seekret zibit wib a berry berrsy speshul guest tour guide wheel start adn teh gaymes arr open AWL DAI LAWNG!
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So, rollol up adn bai yur teekets nao! Free bobblol hedded Guinness Piggeh Akshun Figger wib teh nawt sekkung 20 teekets sowld!
oh boyze! I canna wait!
*starts digging in pockets for monneh*
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*realizes kittehs don’t have pockets*
O yus dey doo! Kittehs hav teh teenee pockets awn dere eers! Mai momcat awlways sez dats teh kitteh’s purse, hee-hee!
GP! Mah faborite pinny gig fren! Ai haz a qweshonion!
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Ai noes yew has sed dat der beh sum surprizes inna animlols dat yew shows…
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Ai wants tew noes iffn yew is gunna hab berry raer and danjermaus animlol dere… will yew hab a … *gasp* WerdPretzlol!?
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An if yew duz, duz we get tew punish eet if eet Miss Behabes??
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enkwiring minds wanna noes!!!1!!
Ohai BDM! Hao yu is?
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Ai is frayed ai canut rebeel awl teh seekrits rite nao, but but but yu nebber nose whut wii mite has tu show yu!
Ai beh the otay, GP. Haz tew meet wif a professor in a liddlol ober an hour nao. *sy*
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Dey haz nawt fownded meh a plais tew werk stoodent teachamings mafs yet.
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Sewn, aihopeso!
*Sittin in teh littul boof owtside teh Safari Cummin Soon syne*
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*Wishin dere wuz a nyse radeeator tu warm mi belleh*
* brings in heetur fur frozed phlonquais *
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Heer, has a hawt chokklit tu!
GP. Yew a gud Phlonquer!
O boi! Ai’d lyke wun tikkit pleeze! anna GP bobbliehed! ai jus kno it wil bee a kollecktible sum dai at wich tyme ai wil sel it awn ebay fer elebenty millyon monies! woot!
Hello BluesFan! Herez ur tikkie adn teh kollektibul bobbulhed.
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If u sayz “yesh-yesh-yesh” wen u wiggol it, it ammost seems reel, huh?
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See u at teh gradn openning!
Ai can haz teeket an bobblolhed GP? Here iz mai munnies, an keep teh chanj an donate it tew teh gud cawz ov teh Cheezland Animlol Sheltur!
**Feelz gud cuz did gud fing**
**wanders awai happilee makun liddlol Guiness Piggeh hed bobblol bobblol bobblol. Finksew action figure shud hab a pull string (pull tayle?) wif frazis lyke ‘week week week’ an ‘lookit dis fais’ an ‘ohai’ an ‘who me?’
Fanks fur ur support! See u at teh beeg ebent!
*runz in adn snagz nownsmint fur deh http://www.cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com
*wavez oh Hai tu deh Guinness Piggeh!!
Mwah *blowz kiss.
Heers mai elebenty munnies!!! Dat bebee otter haz wun mai hartz!!
(dat, an I MUST hab teh Gp boboblol hed! Ide eben gib xtra munnies fir dat!!)
Shoor fing, Teasel! U maed it in tym befur awl teh bobbulheds ar gon. Heer u go! Doze bebbehs shoor r kyoot, arnt dey?
Yesh! Wen teh Safari park iz opin, Ai iz gonna ‘dopt wun oar tree ob dem kyoot liddle tings!
Oooh! Oooh! AngelPlume – Ai has a aminol-theemed gaym for teh Safareh Opening!
Ohai, Ambercat! Ai replyd to dis but stoopy WP put it down below…
Stoopy weird press is bein pertikly stoopy toodai; it did teh saym fing to me, replyin to yu!
Dat mebbee feelz fyne! scootch obber…..
Dat probbly dus feelz fyne! lol
Iz dere a speshul rate fur peepl hoo aer awn a penshun?
* holds up bebbeh otter *
*pennipinchinkoldhartedannoyinlittulpig*
Dere is teh haff-prys rayt fur kidlets / stoodints / seenyur sitizens, but nawt speseefikallee fur penshuns. Wud dat wurk?
Psst – in TTI, dey cawls dem penshunurs. In USA, we calls dem seenyur sitizens. Itz teh saem fing wif diffrint naymes.
Unless teh GP iz jus tryin to be teh cheep.
Fanks fur teh tip. Ahm offin confuzzld bai hao dey tawk in TTI. Lyk finkin dat a persunal vakashun iz a holee dai. Ai fawt dat a penshun wuz frum a kompani u wurkd fur, adn not awl seenyur sitizens wud hab wurkd fur such kompanis.
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Fur egzampul, dere iz no penshun plan wif dis phlunkee jawb ob myn, but dats prollee kuz teh GP is teh cheep. But ai see u knoo dat awlredee.
We haz State Penshuns an pribit wunz. Ai aer lukkee 2 hab bofe. Ai doan’t myned iffn Ai aer cawled senyer sitizun oar penshuner. Lossa peepl cawl retyred peepl Owld Ayj Penshunerz. Ai doan’t liek 2 be cawld dat!
If sumwun wuz to clame bein a penshuner, wud dat purrrsun get a bebbeh otter azwell?
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*rillee rillee rillee wants a bebbeh otter*
Ai bleebe bebbeh otter sawft toys wheel be fur sayle at teh soobeneer stands, uh huh, yesh.
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OAR, fur ownlee tu munnies a munf, yu can adopt a bebbeh otter! Yu gets tu cum down tu teh Safareh Park wenebber yu wants adn yu can plai adn snorgle adn feed adn swim adn plai adn snorgle adn snorgle adn snorgle awl yu wants!
Ooooh. Dat mite do nicely. Benefits uv hazzin a bebbeh otter & otter pplz hasta cleeen up aftur it. DO WANT.
howsabut da rabid weaslols?
**luks askance at gammacat**
**Ai hab waitud sew lawng tew luk askance at sumwun, wut fun**
snerk!
**luks upside down at parrothead**
TTFN, RL makin me get back to werk!
Heeeer weezul weezul weezul….
wi culd watch GP plai wif dem, maibee?
Hello, Ambercat! Fanks fur droppin by teh boof.
Wut sort ob gaym wud u lyk to set up, adn hao mush room will u need on teh field to play it? Plz to indikat on dis form watebber u need, adn return it to me wif boff copees fur owr fyls.
*hands form tu Ambercat*
Next!
*tayks form, fynds pen but it no werkin; fynd nudder pen but it’s borkd. Fynds pensill. Fynds sharpner. Applys wun to teh odder. Fynully starts fillin in form*
Naym A.M.B.E.R.C.A.T
Tytul ob gaym/activty/attrakshun C.A.T.E.R.P.I.L.O.L.A.R. R.A.C.I.N.G.
Spayse needed Hmmmm, is tere…tress…terrel….grownd-baysd gaym; no need spayse
Ayreah needed Bowt 10 skware meeters – enuff for free verree big caterpilolars
Pryse to partissypants Freeeeee! But sujjest doe nayshun to aminol chariddy
Stawl-holder’s fee Elebenty munnees, in TTI pownds an pennies.
Kthxbye,
Ambercat
Oooh, an Ai gets in fur free, fur running a attrakshun, rite? Anna bobble-hedded pinny gig, wevver Ai wonts wun or nawt, yes?
Plz tu NAWT maek me hold up teh bebbeh otter agen… Gilty – yu shud feel eet!
Fankies fur ur sumbisshun. Ebryfing lukks in order.
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Ai will reserb a spays fur ur boof in teh row ob pabillyuns. Sownds lyk fun, adn ai hoep u rayz lotsa munnees fur teh poor animlols!
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Adn yesh, as a prezenter u get intu teh Safari wiffowt a tikkie, but teh bobbulhedz ar onlee fur teh nawt-sekkund tikkeez sowld. Sorry.
*wispers* u can get dem inna ty booteek anneewayz
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See u on teh 21st, adn may teh bestest caterpilolar win!
*goze tu ty booteek tu get sum pens dat WURK*
one ticket for mi too!
GP! your phlonquais is gonna be a kittasicle soon!
Well hallooo dere gammacat! In onner ob ur nawt-sekkund nawt-sekkund, u getz a tikkie free ob charj! *wispurs* nawt to b menshuning tu teh piggeh, k?
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Adn as wun ob the nawt-sekkund tikkies, u get dis
stoopylukkinwunnerful Giniss Piggeh bobbulhed!.
See u dere on teh 21st!
* hedbats AngelPlume *
* holds up bebbeh otter *
* taeks bakk extry teeket adn LUBBERLY bobblol hedded GP *
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Donut maek meh tayke teh heetur awai!
*SWAT!*
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Dats enuff, u mikro-managing littul rodint!
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*Taeks bak tikkie adn bobbulhed, gibs tu gammacat*
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Fankies fur beein so unnerstanding. Plz to spred teh wurd abowt dis wunnermus ebent, so awl Cheezpeeps will b happi tu attend!
pfft! lolcatburglar nebber has dis kynd ob trubbles wib hur phlonquais, ai betcha!
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* lukks arownd nerbussly *
schmoo AP! fankee for da ticket!
* hands gammacat teeket adn promushunal bobblol hedded GP Akshun Figger *
Nao wayt a minnit. Furst u hedbat me, den u gibs owt teh saym fing ai gibbd owt? Wat u tryin to do, mayk me luk bad?
Nose! ai gaybe eet owt nawt sekkund, umm… sekkund… umm… ai donut no! but but but AI tukk teh munnies – YU gabe eet awai fur free! FREE!
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* holds up bebbeh otter *
*snorgles babbeh otter *
*scoopity melted heart *
dinna worree GP, is maykes donashum for
dat flufflee snorgalee aminols!
SCMOOO GP!
Ai wud liek to buying a tikket …
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an hao muchlee extra fur teh bebbeh otter?
Halloo nightsyayde! Fanks fur buying a tikkie!
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As wun ob the nawt-sekkundest customerz, u awlso gets dis … dis … *takz deep breff* wunnermus Ginnis Piggeh bobbulhed! Luk hao fun it iz tu bat it arown adn wach hao teh littul hed wigglols arown! *bat-bat-bat*
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Adn aneefing moor u wantz tu donayt fur teh bebbeh otters is beri mush appreesheeated!
*wispurs* adn ahl trai tu maek shur it akshullee halps teh otters, adn duzzin end up in GPz retyrmint akkownt.
Ai meened … hao muchlee munniez to buying teh bebbeh otter?
Sorree, ai didunt fink dey wuz fur sayl. Dey shud b wiff dere muvver still sins dey b so yung, but iffn dey needs support frum a sheltr den ai wud fink dey wud b up fur adoptifying soon.
yay nightshayde! Ahm shur u will taekz bettur cayr ob him den GP 
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In fakt, dat wun dat GP keeps holdin up to peepz is lukkin kinda hungree, so ai better get him bak tu his … um, nebber mynd. Ai see u goz him alreddee (see furver down teh fred). Plz tu be feeding himz warm milks until himz can nom on teh seefuds.
I iz on Ur radiatorz steeling Ur heatz
an warmin mah harblz
but itz too darn hot!
D**N Yankees ref FTW!
This wuz sposeta go under 2K’s commint about warmin teh harblls!
Grrrr..
If werd press duzznt get itz act together.. I’m gonn bring Thelma in to pee on it!
we need Thelma! WP haytes me!
Ai wish kitteh wud shair sum uv hiz warmz wif meh! Iz sew cowld an bery bery bery windee heer, teh trash truk caim by a minit ago an by teh tyme ai got owt there mai barrel wuz rollin, rollin, rollin down teh street sew ai hadda chais itz!
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Why yesh, ai dew haz teh glamerus lyfe daon ai??
Itz nawd dat cowld heer — but itz bery bery bery windee. No lieky teh blustery dayz. Dey gibs meh teh ‘lerjix … an dey maeks mah skin dry & dey gibs mah liddul gurl teh nosebleedz.
Plz to maek teh wind go away!!!
***Flies down and landz jintlee besyde bluesfan473** *Gibs big fedderee hug** Ohai bludesfan473, mai fren, lawng tyme no sea! Yew otay? Yew git rid of awl dah icee and pleh wedder?
Ohai parrothead! *givs beeg furrie hug wif noe pointie ends watsoeber*
teh ice iz gawn butt (hee hee) iz sooooooo cowld & windee. Ai haz teh pleh, gotta goe to wurk soon an fings r nawt lukin gud tehre, wii haz a meating todai an ai iz skared fer mai (an awl mai co-wurkers jawbs). Pleez tew keep fingers, paws, toes, an anee uvver fings u cahn fink uv crossed fer us!
Ai iz awf tew wurk lyke a terd uv hurtles naow, sew keep tem fingerz crossed kay? haz a grate ebening cheezfrends!
I iz on Ur radiatorz warmin mah harblz
oh noes I mah original comment showed up!
sowee fur deh repeats
dis carpurrt be only half full, howeber dis kittehs crystol ball is showing all reyd no snorkel and elebenty degreez of luv otterwise kitteh begins weasol hunt ftw and brakefast
heer coms teh burfday fairy to wish a big HAPPEE BURFDAY to all teh cheezfrenz, lolfrenz, noofrenz, lurkurfrenz, an trolz hoo haz tehms burfdays today. an az i look at my NOO AN IMPROOVD list frum cweenmj, i see taht today iz being teh burfday ob Clozobozo!! if sumhow yoo iz not on teh list an today iz yor burfday too, speek up an lettus kno! eben if yoo haz a shy an haz nebber posted before, we wants to selly brate wif yoo!! now, i haz bringed tasty hommaed blak cherry choklit cakes wif wippy kreem frosting (an reglar caeks if dis iz not being wut yoo liek), i skreem, fizzy party punch, poynty shiny party hats wif pompoms on tehm, an goodie bags wif liddle mini remote-kontrol kars (battreez inklooded!
), itty bitty sekrit diyareez wif ittybitty shiny pencils, kandees, an puffy PINNYGIG STIKKERS wif googly eyes! an a swish ob teh majik burfday wand to make all yor wishes com troo!
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* eyes unauthorised stikkers *
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hmm… dese appear tu be in contra… kontry… dese is nawt teh auth… orf… nawt sported bai Guinness Piggeh (c) Industrees…
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* noms a black cherry caek *
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Sry, Burfdai Fairee (iffn taht is INDEED yur reel nayme!) * narrows eyes * ai has no choyce but but but tu fyne yu elebenty munnies * holds up bebbeh otter *
GP! youse canna use bebbeh otters
for nefarious purpoises!
Nao nao GP — ai kin unnerstandz hazzin a prawblim wif teh unauthorised stikkers at teh Safari Park — but teh park izzint eben opening until next week! An hur nawt sellin teh stikkers!
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* narrows eyes at GP *
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* fanks Burfdai Fairee fur bringin wunnermus stuffs *
Bebbeh otter luks up wif hooje goldy brown ayes. Is thinkin of bitin teh paw that holds him. All dis up and downs is makin him dizzie.
GMTA, carosue! Ai wuz jist gonna tell GP dat bebbeh is gonna her-ul awn him berry soon.
*sez sternly* Unhand . . . er, unpaw! . . . that behbeh otter! This verreh minnit!
* puts down bebbeh otter *
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Ahem… Guinness Piggeh (c) Industrees wud liek tu polojise tu yu, Burdai Fairee (witch is cleerlee yur reel nayme) adn wud lyke tu waibe teh elebenty munnies fyne… * hangs hed *
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Umm… ai can plai wib teh littlol remote controwl cars nao? plzplzplz?
*grabs bebbeh otter*
*runsawaywifakwikness – annabebbehotter*
**Shockyfais** Nightshayde, ai haz a ashamed uv yew! Dat bebeh otter haz awlreddy been tramatuze, traunamatiz, um, upset by GP, an nao dis! Yew shud know bebbehs needz dere MamaOtters! Dat bebbeh needs tew go in dah tank wif teh odder bebbeh otters (say dat 3 tymes reel fast) RITE NAO!!! **Luks a stern fais at nightshayde**
tell yoo wut, GP. if i maek donashun ob *wisper wisper wisper wisper* munniez for teh baby otter snka – santak – umm, safe playse to lib, kan i haz unlimited lissnesing to prodoose teehse ADORABUBLOL pinny-gig stikkers an gib tehm away in my goodie bags? huh? huh? we got a deel?
(also, GP, ifinkso mebbee LCB haz teeched yoo better tahn herz willing to admit!
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Umm.. yesh! Is deel!
*runs in*
*see GP
extortingcollectin munnies from burfdai fairy**luks a big skanse*
I go away for a few minutes and come back to discover that extortion is taking place!
GOOD SHOW, GP! WELL PLAYED, OLD BEAN!
taut bai teh best, EM!
ah! dere yu is!!!! {{{swkirrl}}}
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has yu maed up teh rools fur teh Ebil Cocomonut Smushing Gayme yet?
Rools?
*blank luk*
I thot teh only rool was u tries to smash teh cocomonut!
Are the coconuts Ebil, or is the smashing technique supposed to be Ebil? Ink Wiring minds want to know…
Coconutt r ebil!
How iz it u weren’t aware of this ebilness??
I haven’t been keeping up with old threads, obviously. So… why ARE cocnuts Ebil?
brb
Canz wii uze da ten drills ub doom?? canwiicanwiicanwii!?
okays.
Here is where teh coconutt first reveeled itz ebil tendenceees:
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/11/26/funny-pictures-salescat-wont-take-no-for-answer/#comment-511535
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And o yes, there was more aftur that teh next morning, trying to dig teh meet out of teh blasted thing…
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/11/27/funny-pictures-i-iz-makin-u-a-tanksgivin-kard/#comment-511880
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Tehn a few weeks ago, GP had a fite wif one, I can’t remembur xactlee when tho… wud take a littul more research.
Thanks, this is fine. Have a good weekend!
is u leaving??
make sure Maus getz bak in time and in gud shape for hiz partee!
*starts to air kiss EM*
*stops, thinks about wot she is doin*
*duz it anyway*
Um… thanks. I’ll be around on-an-off for a little while. Maus and I are wokring from home today.
well furst, u is chargin elebenty munnies to get in… that’s not enuf?
*luks at above xchange wif BF*
Guess not.
Well lemme think about how to CHRG,
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BUT BUT BUT I was werking on teh demolishun methods, and U sed in ur annownsmint dat everyone tries to brake them however tehy wants, so it sownded liek u wanted this to be a ‘bring ur own weapun’ kinda thing!
*mumblesabowtwishywashypiggehsthatcantmakeuptheirmind*
* holds up… * Hay! Ware mai bebbeh otter go?
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Otay, skwirrl… * applies creem * aifinkso yu shud rite sum rools adn den tell ebberywon abowt teh gayme, uh huh, yesh.
well, I gots til teh week of teh 21st.. and I has teh maus birfdai comin up Munday, so it’ll has to wate til aftur that.
I can’t gets EVERYFING done at onst!
yesh, we let u mens think that… when u is whinin abowt how much u has to do…
but these r two big events!
Each needs carefull teim and plannings.
U wants me to give my full tensions to teh shy, rite?
ok. now yo kan playz wif teh mini reemote-kontrol kars!
* vroom vroom *
Kin we pleez nawt to be upsettin, offindin, or udderwyse makiun Burfdai Fairee unhappee? At leest nawt til aftur Mundane?
EEP! Ai wus juss playing… {{{Burfdai Fairee}}} is sumfing teh rong?
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* has a wurried *
Monorail Kitteh taks a mush kneeded spa day.
dis kitteh luk liek he’s melting inu teh heateder.
…an sweeping comPAWtmint, evuhn!
My kitteh leiks to sleep on my satelyte receever cuz its warm.
love the photo………….meow
meow. this cat looks cute. I guess his up for a fun because he was resting like a couch potato
Meow! Thanks for the picture .. Love it =D
look at the things the cats on looks like its blleding which it is look at its mouth looks kinda broken broken jaw cough cough i think the person who posted that pic is a cruel person animal abuser cough cough