Comments on: ‘scuse me, but do AH post

By: Dakota Robling

Dakota Robling — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 17:52:28 +0000

anser from hooman: no

By: poor_kitteh

poor_kitteh — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 05:13:36 +0000

Best lolcat post ever!! I think my cat secretly painted itself to look like another cat and sent this in. I’m pretty sure she has that exact outfit!!

By: 4point5kittehs

4point5kittehs — Sun, 11 Jan 2009 07:38:04 +0000

So sorry to hear taht, POC. Ai’ll send sum heeling enerjee n lubs his way.

Diamond Kitteh

By: PrincessOfChaos

PrincessOfChaos — Sun, 11 Jan 2009 07:32:58 +0000

He r nawt doing beri well, Dis r the hardest hawspital stay I eber seen wit him. I has a big sad and a big worry. I jes come from de hawspital. nawt gud at all…

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 22:37:15 +0000

Mebbe dey duz aftur we goez to sleep.

By: ScotchAndMoreScotch

ScotchAndMoreScotch — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 22:17:55 +0000

mmmm fryed eggy on a ‘merican cheez burger.. wif bacon n mayo, too plz. dats my faburite artery clogger.

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 21:58:01 +0000

wot? where r u goin?
U dont wanna beer?
I has sum guinness rite heer..
*danglols bottlol in front of GP*

By: Guinness Piggeh

Guinness Piggeh — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 21:48:08 +0000

* tremble tremble *
.
Otay skwirrl… cleerly needer ob us is anee gud at teh mathS… so, aifinkso ai shud juss seet bak adn let yu adn DK du whut yu want tu du wib taht cocomonut adn taht slekshun ob sordid sharp impleements.
.
Aifinkso ai wheel go adn displai mai gnu HDT sumware!

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 21:46:43 +0000

ackshully I has had a grate weekend so far!
I had my howse inspected todays. (Insert long story here abowt how it was never done properly when I bot it, yada yada, many expensive repears, yada yada, jacks on teh back corner, etc etc)
ANYWAYS- it was much much better noos that I had ever hoped for, just has to shore up one corner, do some drainage works and cosmetic stuffs.. he sed I had a grate house!
*danses for joy*

By: 4point5kittehs

4point5kittehs — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 21:43:05 +0000

A stabbed GP, hedbonked wif a cocomonutt? Ur cruizing, aifinkso!

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 21:42:56 +0000

Dats teh old math GP..
teh noo math wud be liek:
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Piggeh + attitude(skwared) – sense that CC gived him + seerius shugar addickshun =

By: rhsb

rhsb — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 21:40:39 +0000

**stuffs kamra in clothes**

Dere, NOBODEE will try to geddit nao!

By: Guinness Piggeh

Guinness Piggeh — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 21:40:01 +0000

Oh, adn + mood swings tu…
.
Aneewon? Aneewon at awl?

By: 4point5kittehs

4point5kittehs — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 21:39:27 +0000

My bad!

By: 4point5kittehs

4point5kittehs — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 21:38:47 +0000

OMCC! They’re discussing teh ShamWow ad on teh radio!

By: 4point5kittehs

4point5kittehs — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 21:38:06 +0000

Ai started getting a sore frowt New Yeer’s Eve. Ai took lots ob ekinesha ober teh next few days, and teh cowld wuz berree mild.

Fanks fur teh hug, rhsb. Ai hugs yoo bak.

{{{{{{{rhsb}}}}}}}}

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 21:37:16 +0000

Im not teh grumpee
(she sed to teh grumpee GP)

By: Guinness Piggeh

Guinness Piggeh — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 21:35:55 +0000

Otay frends, lettuce luk at teh maths:
.
Skwirrl + Beer + Cocomonut + Grumpee =
.
Aneewon?

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 21:32:34 +0000

jus’ tryin to halp out mah frend!
:rolls:
and YOO – piggeh – hoo was that just yesterdays taht was all wurried about my coconutt smashin booth, and wantin me to multitask?
Lets see:
Drinkin
Smashin coconutts.
.
I bleeve I iz multitasking, tyvm!

By: 4point5kittehs

4point5kittehs — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 21:30:59 +0000

Portaj is wen yoo has to carry ur canoo ober land becuz ob rapidz oar ozzer obstacle, sush as a hugh manitee.

Teh spell takes time to wurk, aifinkso. Altho ai did feel beddur last nite. Maybee ai has to ~~sacrifys anuzzer sqwirrl~~ lite sum moar candlols tonite. Oar kill a coconomutt.

By: Annipuss

Annipuss — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 21:26:30 +0000

Dass cheetin!

By: Guinness Piggeh

Guinness Piggeh — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 21:25:44 +0000

Anom! * nod nod *

By: Annipuss

Annipuss — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 21:24:04 +0000

It aboydz teh heddake az well az teh regrets teh neckst dai!

By: stagehanddan

stagehanddan — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 21:23:49 +0000

yepper, *nods heed in time with GP* it’ll end in tears………tears before dinner.

By: stagehanddan

stagehanddan — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 21:21:27 +0000

or provide the only available camera, and never……….never let go of it.

By: rhsb

rhsb — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 21:18:29 +0000

I finkso I gonna take hawt showur. Mebbe teh steem halp my hed.

I feline lyk I comin down wif a cold. DO NAWT WANT.

**gets mini-mag outta purse, luuks in mirror, lightin area wif mini-mag**

Yup, throat iz reddish. Pleh.

By: ScotchAndMoreScotch

ScotchAndMoreScotch — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 21:17:44 +0000

Laying clame to teh entire known wurld (And Alex is going, look I’m 32, I’m ghey, I’m on a roll – lets go!”)
Making oscar-bait movees
Not solvin ur diffrinsus diplomaticalee
Obtaining some treshur burried deep beneaf a stone….
P..

By: Guinness Piggeh

Guinness Piggeh — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 21:17:18 +0000

Ah yesh, but but but nao wii has ppl wib cameras hu postify picshores ob us awn teh interwebs so wii donut has tu members…
.
hmm… aifinkso yur wai is bedder, dough. Yesh.

By: Guinness Piggeh

Guinness Piggeh — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 21:15:30 +0000

* eyes cocomonut, corkscrew, knife adn skwirrl wib bottlol ob beer *
.
* slow, sad hedshake * dis nawt gonna end well…

By: rhsb

rhsb — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 21:15:14 +0000

I will drink margajaritas, Lynchburg Lemminades, white oar pink wine, mudslides, dakarees, etc. but nawt beer. I has tryed it an nawt lyk it.

Hao iz Kitteh Daddy doin?

By: Annipuss

Annipuss — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 21:14:05 +0000

Dat sowndz awflee prissy. Ai enjoi a drink eben tho Ai wuz maed 2 bleeb it wuz wikkid. Ai juss can’t see teh fun in gettin drunk. Ai liek 2 `member ware Ai haz been an wat Ai haz dun!

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 21:13:39 +0000

is portage teh same as kayak?

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 21:12:31 +0000

did teh spell not werk??
{{{{DK}}}}
We can still do a sacrafise… all we gotta do, is,
*wisper wisper wisper*
and tehn, u takes teh coconutt
*wisper wisper wisper*
and u takes teh corkscrew *wisper wisper*
and tehn teh knife.
Shud we try it??

By: PrincessOfChaos

PrincessOfChaos — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 21:09:38 +0000

rhsb, u r cheezfren affer mai heart. Schmoos! Ebeybuddy in my fambly tink I cawazy fer nawt lieking beer but I don’t. Now Baily’s Irish Cream…! NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM!! S*sigh* bottle r empy…how come?

By: rhsb

rhsb — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 21:06:35 +0000

{{{DK}}}

By: 4point5kittehs

4point5kittehs — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 21:05:21 +0000

Googul is mai frend!

By: BuddyDitzmores Mom

BuddyDitzmores Mom — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 21:04:48 +0000

Ohai, Hannah! Yew beh new tew cheezland? Welkums! Dis a happi plais… we awl tri berry hard tew plai nis tewgevver. Dere be lots and lots ob peeps dat be full uv win and awesum!

By: ScotchAndMoreScotch

ScotchAndMoreScotch — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 21:03:51 +0000

yayyayay
“Mission accomplished” is teh noo boys home for crissmass

By: 4point5kittehs

4point5kittehs — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 21:03:46 +0000

Ai myselb has nebber traied teh stik meffod. Butt mai sister, who is a camping/canooing/portajing/owtdoors maniac, has.

Ai’m glad ai didn’t puddup a tree tihs yeer. Ai’m sad enuf as it is!

By: ethana2

ethana2 — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 21:03:04 +0000

I’d like to thank the submitter for fullscreen-ing that picture completely on their laptop.

It helps make it quite a bit less painful to see

By: rhsb

rhsb — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 21:02:53 +0000

**snerk**

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 21:01:58 +0000

but we has seed movies!
I unnerstands!

By: PrincessOfChaos

PrincessOfChaos — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 21:01:32 +0000

Chokklit chip muffins! Ohai! Wants! Fank u beri much! nomnomnomnomnomnomnom! Beri Nommy!!! Fanks u! Goes wunnerful wif a hot cup of tee. Wunnerful idee on cold windy day.

By: 4point5kittehs

4point5kittehs — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 21:00:37 +0000

We don’t want to fight but by Jingo if we do,
We’ve got the ships, we’ve got the men, we’ve got the money too,
We’ve fought the Bear before, and while we’re Britons true,
The Russians shall not have Constantinople.

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 21:00:30 +0000

wha- what happent??
oh, fanks for teh beer DK!
*yoink!*

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 20:57:52 +0000

yesh, just finished. Itz out by teh rode now.
*sniff*
it tooked me a week and a half to get it up, and only an hour to get it down.

By: Annipuss

Annipuss — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 20:56:51 +0000

Mai pyooritan upbringin maeks me fyned drunkness nawt funnee.

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 20:56:43 +0000

lolz! I almost axed if it was a Kanadiun budder not!
.
hmmm… this sownds interestin!
I has never heard of cukkin biskits on a stik!

By: 4point5kittehs

4point5kittehs — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 20:56:12 +0000

*Wabes a boddul ob Mooshed bak n foarth unner Leeza’s nos*

By: rhsb

rhsb — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 20:55:51 +0000

Nope, I nawt drink beer. I nawt lyk it.

Nao margajaritas are a whole nudder storee!