’scuse me, but do AH post
’scuse me, but do AH post UR drunk pics on the interwebs?
iz nawt mah fawlt dat u drink 2 much teakeela.
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This is not me
who is this imposter?
mai ebil twin aifinkso!
’tis obviously
*horrifried whispurr*
’shopped!
Ov corse is shopped.
U fink u can pulls an outfit liek dat outta fin air?
Kitteh habs to go shoppink.
Gud wun, Romeow!!!
An imposter as a poser wif a poster?
:snerk:
Oh, kitteh – every drunk pic gets posted to the interwebs sooner or later.
**finks for a minnit**
Rut-roh.
Moral:- Stai sobur!
Oar: Steel ur frenz kamras befoar u start drinkin.
or provide the only available camera, and never……….never let go of it.
**stuffs kamra in clothes**
Dere, NOBODEE will try to geddit nao!
but but but anni- some uv us has to provide ennertanemints for teh rest of u!
Mai pyooritan upbringin maeks me fyned drunkness nawt funnee.
Dat sowndz awflee prissy. Ai enjoi a drink eben tho Ai wuz maed 2 bleeb it wuz wikkid. Ai juss can’t see teh fun in gettin drunk. Ai liek 2 `member ware Ai haz been an wat Ai haz dun!
Ah yesh, but but but nao wii has ppl wib cameras hu postify picshores ob us awn teh interwebs so wii donut has tu members…
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hmm… aifinkso yur wai is bedder, dough. Yesh.
It aboydz teh heddake az well az teh regrets teh neckst dai!
Anom! * nod nod *
Fantastic!
sry kitteh, but luks on teh brite side: u r famous from ICHC.
Will prevent meh from gettinz da jobz if mah employerz seez it.
U wud iffn u cud yooze teh kamra.
Sew rite, Annipuss…imagin if they had teh photo shops too!
Mebbe dey duz aftur we goez to sleep.
Craws-dressing kitteh is craws-dressing.
soon to b claws-pressing kitteh, into fotografer.
Kitteh haz regretses. Libz an lurnz.
Weegwets…hims had a foo…
but den again…too foo too menshun…
I did wut I had tu doo..
And saw it threw wiffowt ex, ix, ur, everee tiem….
Ai plaaaaanned eech charted coooaaaarse
Eech careful steehhhhhp along teh bywaaaaayyyyyy
BUTT MOOOAAR, MUSH MOAR DAN TIIIIHHHS
AI DID IT – MAIIIIIIIIIIII WAIIIIIIIIII!!!
Yew know, dat outfit is jus wrong fer this kitteh. Nawt at all flattering! I can feel her pain. Er hims. I fink careful thot is in order. An revenge.
Butts, Daisy teh Curly Cat sais dat ebery kitteh luks gud in pink.
She shud kno – she’z a fashunista kitteh.
pink yes, dat dress, no
It waz during her fairy princess faze.
U reelize, uv corse, that this meens war!!
War…wat iz it gud for?
Absolutlee nuffin!
KK4…did yew say “absolutlee muffins”? Dat’s wat I herd….what did ya bake us? *looks for teh muffins*
muffins! wif blues-berries?
*luks pitiful and hungree in hopes of getting a muffin*
Ai made nuff fur ebbryone! Der is applol, blooberry, chokklit chip an banana nuts one! *passes muffin tray round*
Chokklit chip muffins! Ohai! Wants! Fank u beri much! nomnomnomnomnomnomnom! Beri Nommy!!! Fanks u! Goes wunnerful wif a hot cup of tee. Wunnerful idee on cold windy day.
Ai nawt has muffins, butt (tee hee!) ai has balkberree skones, hot frum teh oven. Want wun?
oooh! yes please!
scones are nomilicious!
tee hee you said ‘butt’
*yoink*
all ur muffins r mine!
if u had any, that is.
Can I has a skone?
*pats DK on teh nose*
boop!
*britens a la Fleep*
Butt we can has balkberree bannuk!!
*cuts warm bannuk into big peeses fur ebreewun*
Ai alos brotted a big pot ob steeming erl gray tee, wif creem, milks or lemming. Njoi!
Oh, and HEDBAT!!! Leeza.
*hedbats DK bak*
wut’s a bannuk??
A budder not.
JK!!!
Iz liek a hyooj tee biskit. Yoo cuts it up adn eets if wif budder and/or cheez and/or jam. Oar eben spam! Teh native peepz calls it frybred, cuz dey kuks it inna frypan.
Yoo can alos kuk it awn a campfyre. In dat caes yoo raps sum badder arownd teh end ob a stik adn hold it ober teh fyre.
Mai ex totted mii haow to make it. *sniffel* He usedta lib up norf.
Did yoo take ur Lolmass tree down?
lolz! I almost axed if it was a Kanadiun budder not!
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hmmm… this sownds interestin!
I has never heard of cukkin biskits on a stik!
yesh, just finished. Itz out by teh rode now.
*sniff*
it tooked me a week and a half to get it up, and only an hour to get it down.
**snerk**
Ai myselb has nebber traied teh stik meffod. Butt mai sister, who is a camping/canooing/portajing/owtdoors maniac, has.
Ai’m glad ai didn’t puddup a tree tihs yeer. Ai’m sad enuf as it is!
{{{DK}}}
did teh spell not werk??
{{{{DK}}}}
We can still do a sacrafise… all we gotta do, is,
*wisper wisper wisper*
and tehn, u takes teh coconutt
*wisper wisper wisper*
and u takes teh corkscrew *wisper wisper*
and tehn teh knife.
Shud we try it??
is portage teh same as kayak?
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* slow, sad hedshake * dis nawt gonna end well…
yepper, *nods heed in time with GP* it’ll end in tears………tears before dinner.
Portaj is wen yoo has to carry ur canoo ober land becuz ob rapidz oar ozzer obstacle, sush as a hugh manitee.
Teh spell takes time to wurk, aifinkso. Altho ai did feel beddur last nite. Maybee ai has to
sacrifys anuzzer sqwirrllite sum moar candlols tonite. Oar kill a coconomutt.jus’ tryin to halp out mah frend!
:rolls:
and YOO – piggeh – hoo was that just yesterdays taht was all wurried about my coconutt smashin booth, and wantin me to multitask?
Lets see:
Drinkin
Smashin coconutts.
.
I bleeve I iz multitasking, tyvm!
Otay frends, lettuce luk at teh maths:
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Skwirrl + Beer + Cocomonut + Grumpee =
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Aneewon?
Im not teh grumpee
(she sed to teh grumpee GP)
Oh, adn + mood swings tu…
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Aneewon? Aneewon at awl?
Dats teh old math GP..
teh noo math wud be liek:
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Piggeh + attitude(skwared) – sense that CC gived him + seerius shugar addickshun =
A stabbed GP, hedbonked wif a cocomonutt? Ur cruizing, aifinkso!
ackshully I has had a grate weekend so far!
I had my howse inspected todays. (Insert long story here abowt how it was never done properly when I bot it, yada yada, many expensive repears, yada yada, jacks on teh back corner, etc etc)
ANYWAYS- it was much much better noos that I had ever hoped for, just has to shore up one corner, do some drainage works and cosmetic stuffs.. he sed I had a grate house!
*danses for joy*
.
Otay skwirrl… cleerly needer ob us is anee gud at teh mathS… so, aifinkso ai shud juss seet bak adn let yu adn DK du whut yu want tu du wib taht cocomonut adn taht slekshun ob sordid sharp impleements.
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Aifinkso ai wheel go adn displai mai gnu HDT sumware!
wot? where r u goin?
U dont wanna beer?
I has sum guinness rite heer..
*danglols bottlol in front of GP*
absoluutlee nuffin!
gud sawng!
lowering the price of oil? distracting media attenshun from domestic problems? securing ’spensive defense contracts?
Well, yes, dere iz dat.
Absolutelee nuffinK
Bamboozling da media
Captivating attenshuns 0 public for purpose 0 distrakshunz
Defense Contracts
E…
Effektivelee genociding peeps
Fearmongering
God complexes, feeding dat trollishness
Halpin push tom Brokaw and otters to tearz,
I dunno. meks no sense.
J…
Just war? Pawsibul, not ushually probabul IMHO
Krash adn burn societeez
L…
Laying clame to teh entire known wurld (And Alex is going, look I’m 32, I’m ghey, I’m on a roll – lets go!”)
Making oscar-bait movees
Not solvin ur diffrinsus diplomaticalee
Obtaining some treshur burried deep beneaf a stone….
P..
Emancipatin oppresdid minoritees
Filmin doccumentarees
Gettin teh boys back in time for cristmas (by jingo!)
History writin by teh winners
I…
nobody gonna know what dat meens, by jingo ifinkso. mai arkayic referensus, let me sho u dem
We don’t want to fight but by Jingo if we do,
We’ve got the ships, we’ve got the men, we’ve got the money too,
We’ve fought the Bear before, and while we’re Britons true,
The Russians shall not have Constantinople.
yayyayay
“Mission accomplished” is teh noo boys home for crissmass
Googul is mai frend!
Dass cheetin!
but we has seed movies!
I unnerstands!
killin off people who are different relijun or skin color dan u? creatin a boogyman to keep teh public in feer? fuulin autocrats egoistic god complexes? drafting hippy protesters? making tom brokaw cry?
aplologeez, SAMS, i alfamabeticiz’d yr comment, moar or less.
OMCC! Dats tew funnee!
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Ai neerlee chokd anna stuph ai was drinkin when ai saw dis!
tew twoo! da look of embarresment on da screen!
anna BERRY unhappy kitteh lukin at photographer frum behind puter!
photographer in trubble, aifinkso!
dey betta luk for ‘presents’ in der shuz!
Oh, the shame! Once you post something on the Internet, it’s there forever.
Kitteh had 2 mauch Nip… got pic pawsted on meowspace
Kitteh iz nao am-bare-essed
Wate till a foochure employer sees it.
Whut happens on teh Internet, staies on teh Internet.
O wait…thats not so gud akshully.
*blush*
ohai ebberywun, happee caturday!!
just a dryve by heer — ai misses teh ICHC anna cheezfrenz muchlee, butt (hee!) iz berry hard to fynd time an intarwebs access to plae. ai shud be bak neks week tho!
ai red teh funnee stuffs peepz rited bak abouwt ritin upside down (iz nawt teh hard when iz in lolspeek) an teh borked wall taht jumped inna frunt uv teh campervan! wuz nyse to haz sum cheezfrenz sayin ohai!
but ZOMCC!! u wud nawt beeleevz whut tahy do to cheezburgerz heer inna noozeeland!! tehy sumtymez putz on FRYED EGGZ and awlmoast alwayz BEETROOT!! OMGWTFBBQ!
*scmoos*
hurrie home, hunny!
mmmm fryed eggy on a ‘merican cheez burger.. wif bacon n mayo, too plz. dats my faburite artery clogger.
If u put dis on icanhascheezburger.com ME WIL KILL U!!!!
**rhsb staggers in, wif seryus case of bed-hed**
No kamras plz! I jes wokeded up!
wowzer!
u sleppt til 3??
how u feelin?
Yup, I sleeped ober 14 howers, possiblee close to 15.
Ackshully, I feelin purty gud, tho I hopes I nawt sleeped TOO long an has trubblol sleepin tonite.
Wat did I miss heer?
GP gotted a pakkij frum LCB this morning (IRL!). Him n cweenmj opened it. Him gots TWO towels! A hunnert dollar wun adn a Yoo Ess Eh flag wun!
Oh, adn Dan has a fettish fur popping bubblol rap.
Oh! Me too! Nawt shure iz fettish, but I lubs doin it.
I hazza bone to pik wif Dan. Ebber sinse him sed him wuz sneezin, I been sneezin! Oh, an my throat hurts a liddlol too. **grumblols**
you can keep psychotherapy and psychoactive pharmaceuticals………..I’ll take bubblol wrap.
Ever pop teh beeg bubblols wif sharp objeck? Iz fun.
Oh, an “wringin” teh smallur wunz is teh fun too.
**narrows eies at Dan**
I has bone to pik wif u. Plz to see my post abov urs.
I prefers peeling teh labels offa beer bottlols.
I nawt drink beer, so dat nawt sumfink I duz.
wot??
not drink beer???
*imagines not drinkin beer*
*faints*
Nope, I nawt drink beer. I nawt lyk it.
Nao margajaritas are a whole nudder storee!
rhsb, u r cheezfren affer mai heart. Schmoos! Ebeybuddy in my fambly tink I cawazy fer nawt lieking beer but I don’t. Now Baily’s Irish Cream…! NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM!! S*sigh* bottle r empy…how come?
I will drink margajaritas, Lynchburg Lemminades, white oar pink wine, mudslides, dakarees, etc. but nawt beer. I has tryed it an nawt lyk it.
Hao iz Kitteh Daddy doin?
He r nawt doing beri well, Dis r the hardest hawspital stay I eber seen wit him. I has a big sad and a big worry. I jes come from de hawspital. nawt gud at all…
So sorry to hear taht, POC. Ai’ll send sum heeling enerjee n lubs his way.
Diamond Kitteh
*Wabes a boddul ob Mooshed bak n foarth unner Leeza’s nos*
wha- what happent??
oh, fanks for teh beer DK!
*yoink!*
Hi like the picture it is funny
Ohai, Hannah! Yew beh new tew cheezland? Welkums! Dis a happi plais… we awl tri berry hard tew plai nis tewgevver. Dere be lots and lots ob peeps dat be full uv win and awesum!
I’d like to thank the submitter for fullscreen-ing that picture completely on their laptop.
It helps make it quite a bit less painful to see
I finkso I gonna take hawt showur. Mebbe teh steem halp my hed.
I feline lyk I comin down wif a cold. DO NAWT WANT.
**gets mini-mag outta purse, luuks in mirror, lightin area wif mini-mag**
Yup, throat iz reddish. Pleh.
Ai started getting a sore frowt New Yeer’s Eve. Ai took lots ob ekinesha ober teh next few days, and teh cowld wuz berree mild.
Fanks fur teh hug, rhsb. Ai hugs yoo bak.
{{{{{{{rhsb}}}}}}}}
OMCC! They’re discussing teh ShamWow ad on teh radio!
Best lolcat post ever!! I think my cat secretly painted itself to look like another cat and sent this in. I’m pretty sure she has that exact outfit!!
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