Datz close enuff. I not in snugglee mood rite now. Check bak later.
dis kitteh iz nivver in da cuddle mood.
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ohai annipuss! ai new whatchoo ment! haw are tings in TTI today? I am berry eggs cited becaws wun ob mai faborite peepuls is goin tew releeve me at 8 AM!!! Ai has a beeeeg happeee!! Purrr purrpurrrrr
It is cawld an a bit foggy dis mornin, it iz spozed 2 get warmer tomorro – an abowt tiem 2! We aer nawt yoozed 2 stayin belo freezin fur so lawng!
its suppozed to stay freezin heer fur a week or more wif lows around -14 degrees c. i has happytayl taht yoo are warmin up! it be pusseewillo time tehr soon?
Still too eerlee fur pusseewillo but teh blubs R startink to push fru. Anudder dai ob hevvy frost in mai corner ob TTi – makes teh baer trees luk berree pritty but is slippry unnerfut.
Yestermadai wus so coeld th stoen lolefunt, taht gards mai bak gayt, had frozun to teh grownd an teh geers awn mai byk wer froezen too! Tuk til lunch tym Bfor Ai had mordan wun geer, but teh lolefunt is still froezen in playse todai!
mai dad ( another Minnee snowta lifer) and ai laff wen teh blubs come up “jus wate, stoopy blubs, iz gonna frowst tomorrow” an we ushullee loose furst liddel flowers
Heer, in even TT’er Holland, ebryun is out, ayse skaiting. Not mie, ai nawt lurvs the cold.
It lukz like old Dutch winter-paintings at some places.
Sownding preddee, but ai ravver watching frum insyde, fankyumuchlee.
Wal, mebbe sew, but tehn ai WIL snorgle kittoon. Pointiiz oar knot.
Let mee count teh wais yoo r annoyin mee!
Wun pointy end, tew pointy endz, free pointy endz…….
cween! mai leeje! *bows low*
yoo is lukkee yoo is in texas. see mai commint tew annipuss!!
Gud morning!! it b 64 heer rite now adn iz gonna b windy….. front kumming frew tuday…hi uv 67, so sez deh wevver man… will prolly feel kwite chilly wif deh windz…. but no snowz or iec!!
sigh….we iz a lawng waze frum teh sixtees, az u now, mai cween
Dere b a reezun I lefted MinneeSnowDaze!!!
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I bleev it b awl deh snow daze…
snow yoo sai? ai wakes up to abouwt 6 inches on da grownd, adn sposed to keep snowin till bowt 5 PM (is 8 AM now) ADN ai has to go to stoopy werk at 9!
oh, adn we nawt so uzed to dat much inn o hai o!
LOL! I lukkinged on deh map list uv peepz tu seeing wair u b and I see dat I mis ty pinged ur name az audra27…… i go fix dat noaw!!!
no, yuo nawt typez it wrong. ai changd it becaws of mai burfdai on fursdai! ai am NAWT audra27 nemore, naow ai am audra28
Happi burfdae too ate
Happitayl birfday, audra tu-ate! *dansdans*
OK, u b audra28 on deh masterlist.
ooooh yur klaws sai no
but yur aies sai yesssss
Ai fink Ai’d pay moar attenshun 2 teh claws….
mai skarred arms an hans, let me show yoo tehm!
We can comparing? *sigh*
Doo ya see dis claw, doo ya, huh?, doo ya?
Soo, wut ya gotta ax yurself iz, DO YOU FEEL LUCKY, PUNK!!??
Durtee Haree Kitteh
Iz Dare ya to getz clozer. Iz got a giftz for yuz!
* offers u stand in whyle kitteh is nawt in snugglee mood *
*Grabz GP and
Snorglol, snorglol, snorglol!!!!!!
* snorgle snorgle snorgle *
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O mai leeje… mebbeh yu kin halp meh open tihs packet mai postman has jus delibbered? eet says “FROM: KTHBUY” onna dress labul… whut cud eet be???
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* has a HYOOGE eggsighted *
*handz GP deh skizzerz (aka sheerz)*
*haz a egg sited, tu*
*hopz up adn down in egg site mentz*
Hurry!! opun it up!!!!
* carefullee opens won littlol corner ob teh package *
* peeks inside… *
WOWZERS! lookit! lookit! lookit!
OOOOO!!!!!!!!!
ooooo!!!!!!!!!!!
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O.O
I Kant wait!!!
*ripz opun uzzer end uv pakkij!
I lubz deh bubblol rap!!!
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POP!!! POP!!! pop!!
pop!! POP!!! POP!!!
* rips open package liek a littlol piggeh awn lolmas moarning *
* tears open cello… sillee… plasteek rapping… *
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* wraps BRAND GNU HUNNERT DOLLAR TOWEL arownd showlders *
* scampers arwond teh ruum wib a kwikness *
W00T!!! U lukking su hansum wif deh towel-cape!!
Just like deh souper hero!!!
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It’z Souper Guiness Piggeh!!!
I hopez Mary0 duzn’t haz deh Souper Guinness Piggeh in hur peruvian kuk buk.
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* skids tu a stawp *
* opens won littlol corner *
ooo lookit lookit lookit!
Pop!! ………….POP!!!
………..pop!!
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Wutt it iz??? wut it izz?????
* rips open package *
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OMCC! Ai awlso hassa Yoo-Ess-Ayy Flag Towel!
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* Wraps Flag arownd waste adn resumes scampering arownd teh ruum wib a kwikness *
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WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK WEEEEK WEEEK WEEEK
*Moar hopping up adn down wif egg site mentz
YAY!!!!
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*popz bubblol rap
*sownding like mini fiyrewerkz
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POP!!! …………. POP!!! …………. pop!!
………pop!! …….POP!!! ………..POP!!!
* zoooooOOOOooooom *
*grabz GPz pawz and dansez rown deh ruum wif him
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dansy, dansy, dans, dans, dans!!
* wraps towels arownd cween *
dans dans dans dans dans dans
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aifinkso ai has teh bestest Phlonquer EBBER!
So, I take it u b in a gud mood tuday, GP?
o yesh yesh yesh! ai lubb getting stuff inna mail!
Hao yu is awn tihs fyne dai?
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ADN! Is Caturdai!
I b lukking owt deh winder at a foggy morning.
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Wii had a chili cook off last nite …. much gud fudz tu eeting…..
mmmMMMmmm Chilli… * drool * yu has sum leftobers plzthx?
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* lukks arownd * So, eet seems wii can has cheezland awl tu ourselbes! Whut wii shud du? * has a mischee… misty… nawty lukk awn fais *
Sry, no lefting oberz…. deh chili got awl eeted up!!
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Wut tu do? wut tu du??
wii kud set deh d’Beaker Labz loos on deh town adn watching dem run rownd….. I finkso dey b deh Chokklit Labz…….
* snerk * yesh! ai lieks taht idea!
* scampers ober tu d’Beaker Labz adn pets dere sawft cowts *
uhmm.. doent Labz liek pinny gigs… to chase?
Oh, luk, GP!! wii haz kumpaneez!! Hai audra!!
OH NOez!!! deh Labz haz nokkinged ober deh Pi stawl!!! and dey b nomming awl deh chokklit piyz!!!
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i gess dat b wai dey b kawlled chokklit labz!!!
* gibes teh Labz sum treets *
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Ohai audra! Hao yu is? Umm… ai donut no, ai had nebber plaied wib teh d’Beaker Labz before… dey wheel nawt chase chase chase meh, wheel dey cween? huh?
hai cween, hai GP. gud mornin from snowy wonderladn! ai iz ok, but nawt want to go to werk todai!! ai werks retayl, adn probly no oen wil be owt, butt *hee hee* stil haf to go in ne way!
I bleev az long u gibbing dem treetz, dey won’t b thinking uv u a sofing tu nomming….. but dey may likking u wif deh big slobbery tungz….
* teh Labz nom dere treets adn lukk ab GP wib beeg brown eyes *
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* GP throws a tennis bawl ober teh JCH4K fowntain adn teh Labz chase affer eet wib a kwikness *
Audra, hoo duz u re-tayl??
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adn how???
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adn, dare I ask, Y???
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*eggzaminez own tayl adn contemplatez a re-tayling.
oo dat wood be teh owch! uhm… onny meself? yesh, dat’s it!
ne way, ur companee, ai must leeve it. must heed in to werkie.
hab a gud dai, cheezland!
Schmoooz tu yoooz!!! b keerful on deh pleh rodez!!
*snactez bublol wrap as seh leevez*
POP!
POP!
POPPITY POP!!
*sound growz faynter*
*stealth mode*
creep, creeeep, pad-pad-pad,
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*nab*
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*waits*
*Labz approach Dan
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*luk up at him wif big iiz.
Got ennee fud??? dey asking
*muffled* pop, pop……..pop-pop-pop. *contented sigh*
* whispers tu teh cheezfrends *
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whut SHD donut no is, wii has switched teh bubblol rap wib wadder balloloons – lettuce sea whut happens…
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* waits *
*luks at Labs*
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boyo’s, as I’ve come this close (holds fingers 1 or 2 mm apart) to doing an injury to my moms Labradoodle this morning, it is not suggested mooching from a sleep deprived SHD before coffee.
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Well, I do have what had the furry idiot barking incessantly. A FRICKING PLASTIC SHOPPING BAG that was caught in the fence. less that four hours of sleep and I have to go rescue a fripping Bealls bag.
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*stomps off looking for coffee*
*pikz up wadder bloon.
*tossez at deh Labz.
*missez and hitz deh GP.
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SPLAT!!!
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Gud thing u gotz deh towelz!!!
pop-squish………………..yeeaaaaaarrrrgh.
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that’s just nasty.
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*flings cheap imitation bubblolwrap into back yard* here stupid ya big stupid, chew on this for a while……..and stop eating the house for 5 minutes.
BRRR!
* shake shake shake *
* rolls arownd awn teh towels liek a piggeh possessed *
* gets out hare dryer *
But u not a hare!! u a pinny gig!!!
*Handz GP a pinny gig dryer.
hmm… ai maded a commint but Wierd Pretzel eeted eet…
stoopy WP! * shakes littlol paw *
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* blow dries self *
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whut? whut yu lukking at? wai yu snerk for? whut yu meen “floofy”?
*Chokklit Labz approach pinny gig
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SNIFF!!!
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Drool…. drool….
*peeks is*
Enewun still heer?? It’s 10 minnits since enewun sed sumthing.
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Ai wanted to ask yoo, GP – if yoo ebber saw teh South Park (TV) eppeesode feechuring the giant GPs invading teh whilrred – teh whilled wuz saved bay teh Peruvian Pan Floot bands! It wuz VERRREEE funny – eben moar so becuz ov YOO!!
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Ai nebber realized befoar how funnee GPs ar!!
Ohai an gud morning cweenmj!!
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Ai dint reed teh hole thred yet – wai dont WE just eet teh choklit bals??
Ohai! {{{JanetobtehmaneeKittehs}}}
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Ai is steel heer; nao gnu adn improobed wib Tomater Soop adn towsted cheez sammiches – yu want won?
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Nose, ai has nebber seed teh Sowf Park…
Gud moarning, may cween! Gud moarning GP… yu be luking diffrint tihs moarning, yu du sumfing wif yur hare? Gud moarning, JCH4K! An gud moarning ennywun ai misst1
OH!! Ai just red. . .tehy ar FLEEP’s chokit labs!! Ai dont think he’d bee too happee wif we were to eet hiz littlol doggiez.
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An GP wif hiz noo towerlz. Hao cyoot wuz that???
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cwwenmj. . .do YOO hav a Hunndert Dollar Towel????
Ohai! {{{PrysmsoontubeheelerobKittehs}}}
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Aifinsko is are teh Labz keep likking meh!
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Hay! Stawp taht!
* throws tennis bawl agen *
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Ai hazza Hunnert Dollar Towel, too!! But – did yoo reed teh :Trail ov teh Senchooree – and teh Sequel??? It’s where teh HDT came frum.
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An do yoo eben get South Park awn yur TV?? Too bad yoo havn’t seen it – ai soaw it fur the furst taim a couple daze ago.
Hai Janet!!! Gud moarningz tu u…….No, I haz deh cheep towlz…..but, but, but, I du haz a LazVegas King adn Cween uv Hartz Towl…
have any of y’all been hit with this screen hijacking download alert for virus 2010? it has an audio componet as well.
oh oh oh dere is Trail ob teh Senchooree! WANT! Aifinkso wii shud orgamanise a Hunnert Dollar Towel Fan Club!
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Yesh, wii has teh Souf Park inna TTI (ai has seed sum ob eet) but but but ai deed nawt fynd eet teh phunneh, sry… Ai is moar ob a Simpsons fan, rly. Ha yu ebber seed me adn Homer in teh sayme ruum at teh sayme thyme? Juss sayin’…
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But yet anuther kweschun. Did yoo see teh thred wif DavCanHasDr Tinycat – where he microwaived hiz tomato soop? Teh funniest thing EBBER heer!
Nose! Deed eet splode? Microwaiving Soop – nawt gud ideeya!
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* hands Janet steemey bowl ob soop wib littlol triangles of towsted cheez smmidj adn wunners if hur is tu polite tu dunk dem in soop *
I hazzn’t ben viruz attakkted…… but i haz deh Norton standing guard on mai PC>
Hai cweenmj!!!! Yur bak!!
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Ai’m going to go find teh links to SOUP GO BOOM and teh Trial of teh senchooree. Shud maek ebreewun reelee happee awn teh VERRREE SNOWEE moarning!
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We’ve had moar than a FOOT! an itz snowing hard! An.. . *sniff* mai naybor hoo plows out mai driveway iz gone fur teh weekend!! Ai think ai’m gonna hav to shovle!!!
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm tomato soop!!!
an littlol triangles ov cheez sammigj!
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*dunk dunk*
*munch munch*
*dunk dunk dunk*
*munch munch munch*
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Dont AWL civilized peepl eet it thiz way????
*grumblols under breff abowt spam in emeow inbox, an goez awf tu finding seereeals fur brekkfist*
ai maed eet fur mai frend won dai adn aifinkso she fortso ai was teh mad! pfft… dey donut no whut dey is missing!
February 28th, 2008 at 3:51 pm
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Ai dont know if this werks – this iz teh start ov teh “BOOM storee
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If not, ai’ll get teh hole thing frum teh top – but itz verree long!!
NOpe!! Ai thot there wuz a way one cud pinpoint startng poynts.
Either not – oar ai’m doing it rong. BRB
Deh Trial uv deh Senchuree startingz heer:
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/28/hmph/#comment-167433
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/02/28/funny-pictures-are-those-cats-talking-like-that/?cp=all#comments
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Heer it iz. About 3/4 way down, luk fur DavecanhasDrTinycat at time 3:51.
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There iz a followup a couple daze laytur – but it wud taek longer to find. Ai’ll do it sumdayl
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An thanks fur teh soup an sammigj!! She thot u wuz teh mad??? LOL!!
Reelee – sum peepl ar skeered ov doing “teh rite thing!”
cweenmj – so yoo hav teh sekond part ov Teh Trial ov teh Senchuree???
*laffs until sydes hurt an kittehs luking at me weerd, ober LCB n Romeow*
Duz nawt laff lyk tihs whyle eeting teh frosty flaeks! Ooooh….
cweenmj – hao did yoo doo that??? Capchure just teh starting poynte??? Ai need to be ablol to do that!
Soop splozhun b heer
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/02/28/funny-pictures-are-those-cats-talking-like-that/?cp=all#comment-255715
o… m… c… c… stawp… eet… can’t… breeth… laffing… tu… mush…
Janet— tu capture deh comment: finding deh commint u wanting, dehn klikking on deh timestamp.
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fer zamplol, ur comment above, it sez January 10th, 2009 at 4:20 am.
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If i clikkz on dat, deh address bar shiftz tu being dat
comment.
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Den ckik on deh address, adn deh whole address
becomez hilited… adn I pressez Ctrl+C tu Copy it.
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Den I kin Pasting (Ctrl+V) it intu waireber I wantz it… I putting it heer…
http://www.canhascheezburger.com/2009/01/10/funny-pictures-datz-close-enuff/#comment-557610
adn uv korse I takez off deh h t t p stuff adn putz in deh 3 Wz.
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Did dat make sense??
*peeks in*
*sees teh pi stawl is wrekked agin*
Every tiem they has a partee….
yu izawlso seeing GP an ai rolling awn floor an habing trubble breeving frum laffing tuuuuu hard?
Oh leeza!!! it wuzn’t us!!! it wuz d’Beakerz Labz!!! dey ated awl deh chokklit piz.
*raisez i-brow*
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and just HOO let teh dawgs out?
hoo? hoo? hoo, hoo?
PK – Itz eben funnier if yoo start teh “soup” epispde a few commintz where ai sed it started. Becuz Dave iz tawking about peeple being stoopie – an THAT’s hao he came to talk about teh “soup.” Wich haz delited us eber since!
ohai Janet!
ur question above- ifinkso u cliks on teh date/time stamp of teh commint, then it shud take ur rite there.
LOL!!! Hoo indeed??? Hoo cud it be??? Fur teh aige awld reezon – they were a littlol boared!!! Ar we awl teenaiged boiz heer??
http://www.February 28th, 2008 at 3:51 pm
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Enewun else can do it wif FF oar safari?
LOLz Janet, how’d ja do that??
*tries to halp*
http://www.February 28th, 2008 at 3:51 pm
No, don’t copy deh timestamp, u haz tu go up tu deh top uv deh paige adn copy deh address after u haz klikkt on deh timestamp…..
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klarity, I lakz it.
Ai trais…
Janet, du wun step atta tiem:
1. Clik awn teh bloo tiem/daet stamp where yu wanting peeps tu go
2. Go up tu address bar where it saying “icanhascheezburger.com/2009/01…” etc
3. Hilite ebryfing in address bar
4. Press CTRL-C
5. In commint, press CTRL-V
And walla, yu shud having!
cween!
ur linkie took me to a alternate realiteee!
did anyone else end up at canhascheezburger dot com?
den it wudn’t bring meh back!
ooo I sees now, ur link is missing teh ‘i’.
wonder how that happent?
Ohnoes! Discuvrees uv alturnate reealitees usooallee meens wun oar
bof iz gunna be in danjur uv being distroyed!
sry bowt dat!!! i must hab deleetifyed deh i bai mis take. can’t mimmajin how dat kud hav happened….. i b deh fee nom ingawl ty pist.
PK– U only git dedded if u b wairing deh red shurt….
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2009/01/10/funny-pictures-datz-close-enuff/#comment-557661
*luks down*
*has on green*
*feels safe*
*luks daon* Whew. Brite lellow. (Ai wares blak n gray a lot, but when ai ware culurs, ai reelee wares culurs!) Ai saef!
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*Traiz awn teh GH(wpoi)*
*Luks in teh mirror*
Hmmmmm. . .still a littlol too big – but it fiz bedder nao!!
Thanks cweenmj an pk!!! An leez-b!! Ai nao haz another knowlej!!
*luks down*
Bloo an whyte!!
We will awl liv to play another day!! Yay!!
OT– enybuddy can tell me whut name of Yahoo cheezfrenz gruop iz? Saw in da commints sumwerez an lookt in Yahoo. No can find. I can haz cheezfrenz gruop?
oh hai, Cantate!!
itz http://www.groups.yahoo.com/group/cheezfrenz/
o hai, ai thot teh Pooh fans mite bee innerested in dis:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7821144.stm
Rlly Masssive Kitteh Iyntymidashun iyn: 1,…..2,…..,3
(Waiyte foar iyt!!!)
u got a liddlol sumfin awn ur faice there, lemme jus git that fer u *swipe*
dis liddle piggie says back up if u no whut gud for u.
iz givez u 5 gud weasonz not 2 come closer……….
keep ur distance
untel u takes a shower
Mai pointee enz, letz mii show u demz.