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u cant go awf da hi dive. u nawt tall enuf.

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This lolcat or funny picture was posted on Friday, January 9th, 2009 at 5:00 pm.

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  1. annipuss says:
    January 10, 2009 at 4:01 am

    Stile nawt so gud

    Reply
  2. stagehanddan says:
    January 10, 2009 at 4:01 am

    the russian judge has it in for you

    Reply
  3. mary0spockn says:
    January 10, 2009 at 4:01 am

    he needs to duck hims hed moar

    Reply
  4. stagehanddan says:
    January 10, 2009 at 4:02 am

    routine okay, dismount needs work………..much work

    Reply
  5. Missy says:
    January 10, 2009 at 4:02 am

    Canajun juj gives him an elebenty.

    Reply
  6. ScotchAndMoreScotch says:
    January 10, 2009 at 4:08 am

    and a 2… but dat kame from teh transylvanian juj

    Reply
  7. rodney dill says:
    January 10, 2009 at 4:13 am

    AFLAC!!!!

    Reply
  8. rodney dill says:
    January 10, 2009 at 4:14 am

    “Ned… you have been voted off the island.”

    Reply
  9. rodney dill says:
    January 10, 2009 at 4:14 am

    “Oooo… isn’t that a shark down there…”

    Reply
  10. ElbieSee says:
    January 10, 2009 at 4:25 am

    Why’s a goose doing a swan dive?

    Reply
  11. cheshirekittehkat says:
    January 10, 2009 at 4:26 am

    Saddlee, Rehginauld dyd nawt lissen tuu hims bruvvers advyce awn haow tuu spred hims wingeses duhring teh diyve;

    (Synce hims hitted teh waddure wif a ravver laurge splatt, hims fourfitted awl hoeps ov geytting tuu teh nexxt Lolimpiks!)

    Reply
  12. cweenmj says:
    January 10, 2009 at 4:38 am

    So, u saw a nownsmint tuther day, and u duzn’t member deh partikularz, adn u don’t noez witch lol it wuz on. wutcha gonna due???
    .
    U noez sumwunz kitty ben sik adn u wantz deh latest update, but u duzn’t have deh fayntest klew ware tu luk.
    .
    U b wanting tu haz a cheezmeet adn wantz tu spredding deh werd, but don’t noez how tu git deh werd owt tu ebbree wun, cuz u only b online fur a few owerz a day.
    .
    Wutz a peep tu dew???
    .
    I tell u wut tu dew…. Chekk owt deh Cheez Town Cryer!!!!
    .
    It b a plaic wair i will kollektify awl deh nownsmintz I kin and posting dem fur awl tu seeing. Uv korse, I kan’t spot awl deh nownsmintz, so if u wud like, u kin sending mii deh emayo at cweenmj@gmail.com and I will postifying it. U kin feel free tu b leeveing commintz on deh nownsmintz tu organizing fingz.
    .
    I will postify ennyfing wifin reezun related tu deh ICHC kammunity. Such thingz as races, partyz, condition uf sick peepz adn sick petz, cheezmeetz, eventz, etc.
    .
    I haz awlso ben movifying awl mai ICHC helperz adn map stuff frum mai blog tu deh Cheez Town Cryer. Dis will separating mai travel blog frum mai Cheez stuffz. Plz tu baring wif mii during deh moving and not tu habbing deh separashun angziy ettyz.
    .
    Deh Cheez Town Cryer b at
    http://www.cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com
    .
    .
    wii now returning u tu ur irregular commintz.

    Reply
  13. kafleen says:
    January 10, 2009 at 4:38 am

    I wuth puthed!

    Reply
  14. leeza-b says:
    January 10, 2009 at 4:39 am

    I’m teh king of teh whhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrlllllllllllldddddddd……

    Reply
  15. Baluba says:
    January 10, 2009 at 4:52 am

    And wehz the cath? Taking teh piktur for menu?

    Reply
  16. D.R. says:
    January 10, 2009 at 4:55 am

    Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

    Reply
  17. bluesfan473 says:
    January 10, 2009 at 4:55 am

    BELLYFLOP!!!!! *splat* OUCHIES!!

    Reply
  18. bluesfan473 says:
    January 10, 2009 at 4:56 am

    Aaaaiiiiieeeeee! ai fergot mai wadderwingz!

    Reply
  19. prysma-kitteh says:
    January 10, 2009 at 5:37 am

    Ai gotz tu go fur a whyle… gotta bai sum stuffs fur skool, an sum gushifuds, an mebbe eben a lil hyoomin fud. Ai be back layter. Schmooz tu awl!

    Reply
  20. u2fanatic says:
    January 10, 2009 at 6:26 am

    Hy! it s meee! y lv tht 1 wth th dcks rting tht othr dck’s jmp!!!! bi bi!

    Reply
  21. burfday fairy says:
    January 10, 2009 at 6:36 am

    heerz burfday fairy, diving in (ha ha ha) to wish a big HAPPEE BURFDAY to evreewun hoo haz themz burfdays today!! looking at my list, i see today iz being teh burfday ob Foxgirl71!! an now i also seez taht too dayz ago wuz teh burfday ob Africat!! *adds Africat to teh Noo an Improovd Burfday List* if iz also being YOR burfday an yoo are not named heer, speekup an let us kno!! i haz bringed tasty fudjy hommaed burfday caeks wif enuff candels for evreewun!! noyzemakers, i skreem, frootsytootsy punch, an goodie bags wif yoyos taht wissle wen tehy yoyo, sekirt de-coder rings, kandees, an puffy Ginness Piggy©®™ stikkers wif googly eyes!!! (extortion lissenssing fees frum teh stikkers wented to teh Guiness Piggeh Snak – Sankat – Saef Playse for Bebbeh Otters Fund©®™) an a speshul swish ob teh burfday wand to maek all yor wishes com troo!!
    ———-***¤¤¤¤жжжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжжж٭٭****

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    • bluesfan473 says:
      January 10, 2009 at 6:47 am

      Hai burfday fairy! U maik ebreedai briter wif ur birfdai wishez fer teh cheezfrends! Clime abord teh cheezwheel wif us fer a sayle tew teh carrybeen!
      .
      *setz sekrit de-coder ring*
      .
      Don’t forget to drink your Ovaltine! Wat teh hek kind uv sekrit mezzage is that!?

      Reply
    • Guinness Piggeh says:
      January 10, 2009 at 6:50 am

      * ears prick up * rummage nom rummage yoyo rummage nom *
      .
      Uh huh * wipes chokklit afw whiskers * nomnom ebberyfing seems tu be in order heer… Oh, deed summedy menshun bebbeh otters? Well, eet juss so happens ai has won rite heer…
      .
      * scampers off tu get bebbeh otter owt of hawt tub *

      Reply
      • Guinness Piggeh says:
        January 10, 2009 at 6:51 am

        * GP climbs awn soapbox, taps micrololphone adn arranges pet carriers *
        .
        Ohai Cheezfrends, ai has brotted sum littlol frends tu meet yu todai!
        .
        * holds up sad faised littlol puppeh *
        Yu nose, fur ownlee pennies a dai, dis cyoot littlol doggeh can has gushifuds…
        .
        * holds up hongry littlol kitteh *
        …adn fur onwlee a phew moar pennies, wii can awlso feed dis littlol bundle ob lub.
        .
        * holds up extry floofy bebbeh otter *
        OMCC – lookit! lookit taht fais! Fur ownlee won hunnert munnies, wii can bild a sanc… cinq… saif plais fur awl teh bebbeh otters tu lib!
        .
        * holds up grumpee faised lolcatburglar *
        Well, sum fings eben wii canut chyange! * shrugs *
        .
        .
        Otay, nao taht yur harts arr sufishuntlee meltified ai is teh pleezed tu nowse taht adbance teeket sales fur teh nawt sekkund Cheezland Safareh Park is nao teh awn sale!
        .
        Oh yesh yesh yesh! Fur ownlee Elebenty Munnies eech (haff pryce fur teh kidlets) YU can has a berry speshul gyded tour ob teh Safareh Park! Dere wheel be zibits ob awl yur fayborit Cheezland Creetures (wib sum surpryses!), gaymes, noms, soobeneers adn EBEN wadder slydes!!!1!!!1!
        .
        Awl munnies raysed bai teh Safareh Park wheel go tu teh Cheezland Animlol Shelturs so teh littlol animlols * holds up bebbeh otter agen * can has gushifuds, crunklifuds, blankies, toys adn ebberyfing else dey kneads!
        .
        .
        “Wowzers, GP! Taht is full ob win adn ossim! Ai wants tu halp teh littlol animlols tu – ai can sell promushunal T-Shurts oar mebbeh bobblol hedded skwirrls oar ‘LCB Hedbatted Meh’ pin badges? plzplzplz can ai, huh?”
        Ob corse yu can! Mai Phlonquers Phlonquais’ Phlonquais AngelPlume is in teh charge ob Fund Raysing so plz tu sea hur adn yu wheel be gibben a spawt tu set up!
        .
        “Gaymes, GP? Whut kynd ob gaymes?”
        oh oh oh is teh bestest part! Affer yu has been arownd awl teh zibits, wai nawt unwind wib a nyce relaxing gayme oar tu? skwirrlgrrl wheel be letting yu smush as manee Ebil Cocomonuts as yu can bai anee meens – plz tu sea hur fur moar deetayls! mebbeh YU cud run an otter gayme? Plz tu sea AngelPlume, gib hurr sum Toona adn yu is awl set tu go!
        .
        “but but but, wen is tihs um-maze-ing plaice opening GP?”
        Well, probiding ai can get awl teh zibits reddy adn mai layzee phlonquais gets awl teh gaymes reddy adn PrincessMu gets awl teh deelishus adn nootrishus fuds heer awn thyme, wii can has grand opening awn teh 21nd Janyooairy! Aifinkso awn teh 4am Cheezthyme LOL (is 5pm TTI adn Merica is sumware inbetween, uh huh, yesh)
        .
        Nao, teh Tour Bus wheel moobe tu a gnu zibit ebbery 15 minutes adn a bit layter awn teh cayblol car rydes ober a berry berry speshul seekret zibit wib a berry berrsy speshul guest tour guide wheel start adn teh gaymes arr open AWL DAI LAWNG!
        .
        .
        So, rollol up adn bai yur teekets nao! Free bobblol hedded Guinness Piggeh Akshun Figger wib teh nawt sekkund 20 teekets sowld! [Offur nao stended bai poplolar deemand tu nawt sekkund 50 teekets!]

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        • lunarmommy says:
          January 10, 2009 at 7:04 am

          ooh! ooh! ooh!! i kan buyz tikkits plz?!?! *wants a bobblol-hed GP akshun figgur*
          wut abowt teh Troll Kage? iz teh Troll Kage being setted up yet? or duz yoo needz sumwun to do taht eggsibit? tehr haz to being a Troll Cayj, so we kan luuks at teh trolz klose up an see wut maeks tehm so trolly, an wave owr arms at tehm an makes funny faces at tehm an goez Ooga Booga!! at tehm!!

          Reply
        • Serendiptiy says:
          January 10, 2009 at 7:07 am

          ai wantz tikkit, iffen u pleez…so mush fun n won plais!

          Reply
          • Serendiptiy says:
            January 10, 2009 at 7:08 am

            oh, an don ferggit teh GP Akshun Figger…ai snorggle it!

            Reply
          • Guinness Piggeh says:
            January 10, 2009 at 7:09 am

            * rummage rummage rummage *
            .
            Heer yu go, won teeket adn a promoshunal bobblol hedded GP akshun figger; fankies! :-)
            .
            * wunners ware layzee phlonquais is… *

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            • bluesfan473 says:
              January 10, 2009 at 7:27 am

              ai gotz mai tikkit alredy but ai cahn haz wun fer mai frend Hugh? ai kno he wud luv a bobbliehed GP tew!

              Wil there bee a Dunk-A-Troll booth at teh park? U cud charge elebenty munnies per bal an maik a mint fer teh animilols. Ebreewun wud lyke tew dunk teh trolls aifinkso!

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              • Guinness Piggeh says:
                January 10, 2009 at 7:35 am

                eep! tihs is barrassing… umm… ai gess Hugh nebber gawt teh memo ai scent? Wii has bin preparing his hawt tub reddy fur him tu be won ob teh mayn trackshuns so he nawt rly kneads a teeket! but but but hii can has a bobblol hedded GP, fur shore!
                .
                Aifinkso dere mite be Dunk-a-[insert heer] gayme… mebbeh yu wud liek tu run eet? Awl yu has tu du is feel out dese forms in triplicat adn AngelPlume wheel sort yu out…
                .
                * hands ober bobblol hedded GP adn fishul forms (in triplicat) *
                .
                Phlonquais? PHLONQUAIS? Ware yu is? Is yu nomming Toona agen? Phlonquais???

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    • AfriCat says:
      January 10, 2009 at 6:54 am

      fanks eber so muchlee burfday fairy!!!

      Reply
  22. Thornius says:
    January 10, 2009 at 6:51 am

    Ai gibz him 10 4 shear hutz-pah!

    Reply
  23. Jane says:
    January 10, 2009 at 7:08 am

    I think he was pushed by one of his brudders. His little wings don’t look like they are ready to help him flies yet.

    Reply
  24. jmuhj says:
    January 10, 2009 at 4:42 pm

    H B, Afrikat!!!

    *DUK DAOWN*

    Reply
  25. Hein says:
    January 11, 2009 at 6:33 am

    awesome capshun!

    Reply
  26. jude says:
    January 15, 2009 at 3:22 am

    It’s so weird to have a fellow staffer at the newspaper tell me to look at my own photo on this site (a site he goes to all the time) just to read the caption. Hilarious.
    I know, I know .. it’s hard to understand my English ;)

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