Tragically, due to
Tragically, due to her poor eyesight, Mittens passed out when she rounded the corner and thought she had encountered a snake
picture: jwex. lol caption: Mikki2
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awlso, she has teh narcolepsee
WTG boss! Top ob teh heep!
Oh fankies!
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Wayt, is taht… uh huh, aifortso! Yu has bin nomming teh Toona agen hasn’t yu? Hasn’t yu? Ai donut see no Rabid Weesuls in teh Rabid Weesul cayge… does yu? huh?
Nomming toonas? Me? Ware u see dat happenin?
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Weesuls, hmm.
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Heeeer weezul weezul weezul…
*hoeps dere nawt tuu rabid*
Heeer weezul weezul weezul…
Butt Rabits bi kyoot liddlol aminlols!
boviously u have never had a run-in wif teh Rabit of Caerbannog…
noez…….
itz Monty Python… u has not seen?
noez……
o u has to see it sometime!
Monty Python and Teh Holy Grail.
Funniest movie in teh whirled!
dey wud kneed teh wholy handgrenaid!
atuuly rabbits dont hop, they more walk and…….hop with there back feet but its more of a walk
she duz sleep teh sound!
fink we cud put her paw in a glass of warm watter?
iffen ya doan care ’bout the suprize inyer shoo later.
ai mind…
Wood purr fur to snorgles hur. Ai can haz teh snorklol plsthx?
Mittens haz teh short belleh furz — noe need fur snorkel, aifink.
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*gets in line fur snorgling teh bebbeh kitteh*
haed to reed twice –ten lol!!
* WEEYOO WEEYOO WEEYOO *
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TIHS IS A LEBEL ELEBENTY SPLORT ALERT!!!1!!1!
PLZ TU WARE YUR CHRG(wdoi) AT AWL THYMES!
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Extry duck taype, hawt chokklit, cheezpeep blankies adn chokklit possums arr awn teh wai!
*wanderz in after a day uv driving tu deh wildlife refuge,
*vuing deh flora adn fauna and driving home.
*turnz on pooter, goez tu ICHC
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Oh, dat lukz kumfee.
Klonk!!!
*imitatez kittee.
Ai seed dis warnin — but dere wuz a hoel in mah CHRG.
*narrows eyes*
*un-narrows eyes*
Nah – noebuddy arownd heer wud haz sabotaged mah CHRG. Must haz bin a manyoofakchuring flaw.
Fink dat poor poor kitteh, her are ded!
Her splorted her ownself!!!!
Conga ratz, GP, awn leaden da brayd! And sillibrashuns tew GP, anni, gamma cat and StajhandDan fur nawt sekkund!
ooo fankies! adn lookit – ai is in teh prezunt ob sush grateness!
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Aifinkso ai shud drag mai tyred bodee awf tu bed nao – plz tu enjoi dese promosunul cherry filled chokklit Guinness Piggehs wib a nyce hawt chokklit!
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* waives littlol paw *
Gud nite, GP — sleep well!
Has da pretty dreams GP!
*schmoo* pinny gig! happitayl sleepees
Ai knoez jus haow she feelz. But ai wil snorglehur an shii shud revyve qwiklee.
hmmm…my hoomin wuz jus tested 4 da apnea. iz pawz mah hoomin in da face froo da nite 4 da keeps breevin!
iz do it 4 u 2! helpz da narcolepsee n everfang!
Oh, pore kitteh
She neadz kontacks
rose cullured wuns?
sssnnnaaayyyykkkeeee!
*passes out*
floompf!
oh, and
splort!
dat baybee too kyute!
Oh, deer, heer cumz teh CCC
*sweep up gammacat’s branes an rinse dem wiv spring water*
*pakk dem bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklitt possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
*adjusts goggol*
fanks anni! when I went to my meeting, I took awf ma CHRG.
*snuggles unner blankie in lownj*
mmmm, nommy!
YIKES……….thud.
SNAAAAAAAKKKKEEEEE!!!!!
Buddy kitteh beh wantin snorgles… bbl
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*schmoo* {{{cheezfrenz}}}
*sigh* I guess it simply must be done.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOxR7rTYuSI
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sorry folks.
*hedbats Dan*
There’s 2 minnits and 54 sekkunds of my lief that I’ll never get back!
It kint be az bad az “Eyes Wide Shut.” Datz moar den 2 howrs ai will neber haz agin.
wow…didn’t feel a thing.
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dentist’s office must nawt worn orff yet.
*cursez teh nova canes*
wot didja have done?
somthin taken out, or somethin put in?
something repaired, and it wasn’t even on the $5K list o’ stuff to be done. *sigh*
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and he had to dig deep….reeeel deeeep wiff dat needle.
owch. sry.
I has had some misadventchures in my mouth 2.
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Taht dint come out quite rite.
*snerk…..snerkle….chortle*
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BWAAAHAHAHAHAAAAA
I figured u needed a laff.
Yabut, he’s prolly drooling naow, if hims mouf R still frozed.
LOLZ!!
oo darn, that reminds me ov a movie, which one was it.. teh guy had teh nova cane and cudn’t talk…
*draws a blank*
10, with Dudley Moore, Julie Andrews, and whatserboobs…….
Bo Derek, that’s her name.
to all teh gurls she was whatsherbraids!
tehre must be another one.. thats’ not teh one I remember…
*hedbat*
Haow’s ur eer?
huh…..what?
DK bited my eer earlier!
And now it is teh sore.
*luks at DK wif pitiful wooned eyez*
“wooned”?
Aww, ai didn’t bite berry hardly! Ennewai, yoo deserbed it! Yoo bin hedbatting mii alla thyme latelee!
*cries*
pfft!
u didn just bite u BITED!!!
dats a big bite!
ax anyones.
u trikked me into finking u was bein teh nise and teh….
BITE!!!
*ignorez DKs crokodile tears*
Otay, c’mere adn ai’ll lik ur eer beddur. Reelee!
*eyez DK wif a wary*
*sidles over just a little*
Hay! Lukkit dis faec! Ai bees teh paragon ob innosince!
*wispurs* haow mennee siblings did yoo growed up wif?
*keeps hur distanse*
two.
b
rother one yr yunger and sis 6 yrs yunger.Ai wuz 6th ob 9. Had to lurn surbibal skills yung n smart!
NINE?
U mooved out just to get a baffrum of ur own, dint u?
Noes, so ai cud has teh HOLE bag ob potato chips n teh HOLE boddul ob Coek to maiselb!
Ai has 2 older bovvers (but 1 died as a bebbeh), 1 yunger bovver, um, 4 (had to cownt) older snisters, adn 1 yunger snister.
and I thot 2 were annoying!
tho I wudnt trade my sister for teh whirled.
even tho she is still teh annoying sumtimes.
My bother, we dont’ sees much.
Ai wuz wondrin when dis wuld come up…
“Snake! A snake!! Oooooooh, it’s a snake!!1!!”
I am a weak man.
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*hangs head in shame*
*grabs CHRG & holds on tite*
*panic*
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Ai jus heered skwirtee noizes frum mah left eer.
O noez!!! Derez a hoel in mah CHRG!!!!!
*SSSSSSSPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOORRRTTTTTTTT*
Oh, deer, heer cumz teh CCC
*sweep up NS’s branes an rinse dem wiv spring water*
*pakk dem bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklitt possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
oh no!
*jumps up to help NS and twips over blankie*
few, almost fell onna NS’s braynes!
*sweepity sweepity braynes innto pyle
swishes braynes wif sparkloling watter
scoopity back inna head
pats hed bonz back inna place
applies ducky taype to bones
snaps bran nu CHRG in place*
says ‘certified by Ebil Maus’
*gently leeds NS to comfy chair in lounge*
*shayres chokolit*
dont forgit da goggols!
Woot! Ai kin haz dubbul-reskyoo!
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*snugglolz into sawftee blankeez*
*nibblols choklit & sips hawt bevrij*
*dozes off quietlee*
luckee yu! I hasta go to meetink!
TTFN
OOOh a splort. Ai is outta prctiss.
**Grabs teh nawt sekkund aid buk open tu page elebenty seben.
Sweeps teh braynes into teh neat pile – czechs
rinse wif teh sparkloly waddurs – czechs
Pat back inna brayne pans…Nawt goes in BOOP der naw it fits.
Put hedbones bak. dubblol czechz
SCRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIITCCCCCCCCH – raps wif ducky taype
Put awn new CHRG/wdoi ub nite burds
Tucks in teh floofeee cheezmap blankit *
Has teh hawt chokklit wif teh marshmallows adn teh sprinklols. Adn teh chokklit manatees.
Nawt tu luk at lol until fully recubbured.
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Wow, NS, ai finks datz teh nawt-sekkund tripul-reskyoo aib seen. Ur obveeyuslee well-lubbed heer (adn so berri kyoot wif ur littul pink abatar).
Ai haz a liddul embarrist.
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Fankies, AngelPlume! Ai lieks mah liddul pinkee Hello Kitteh, tew! =^..^=
Oh mai gahhh, call 911 see if we can savez life # 6
Offise Worker Kitteh
needz moar coffeh
*pours some coffeh for humor*
I has a quotes fur you!
“Dance like it hurts, Love like you need money, Work only when people are watching.” — Scott Adams.
Luv it!
OMCC!!!elebentee!!!! Ai am laffin sew hard dat mah iz is leekin! Dat be da WIN!
oh dat silleh kitteh!
So, u saw a nownsmint tuther day, and u duzn’t member deh partikularz, adn u don’t noez witch lol it wuz on. wutcha gonna due???
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U noez sumwunz kitty ben sik adn u wantz deh latest update, but u duzn’t have deh fayntest klew ware tu luk.
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U b wanting tu haz a cheezmeet adn wantz tu spredding deh werd, but don’t noez how tu git deh werd owt tu ebbree wun, cuz u only b online fur a few owerz a day.
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Wutz a peep tu dew???
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I tell u wut tu dew…. Chekk owt deh Cheez Town Cryer!!!!
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It b a plaic wair i will kollektify awl deh nownsmintz I kin and posting dem fur awl tu seeing. Uv korse, I kan’t spot awl deh nownsmintz, so if u wud like, u kin sending mii deh emayo at cweenmj@gmail.com and I will postifying it. U kin feel free tu b leeveing commintz on deh nownsmintz tu organizing fingz.
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I will postify ennyfing wifin reezun related tu deh ICHC kammunity. Such thingz as races, partyz, condition uf sick peepz adn sick petz, cheezmeetz, eventz, etc.
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I haz awlso ben movifying awl mai ICHC helperz adn map stuff frum mai blog tu deh Cheez Town Cryer. Dis will separating mai travel blog frum mai Cheez stuffz. Plz tu baring wif mii during deh moving and not tu habbing deh separashun angziy ettyz.
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Deh Cheez Town Cryer b at
http://www.cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com
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rite now it only haz 6 nownzmintz, but it b shur tu groe!
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wii now returning u tu ur irregular commintz.
Hayy! Dat be full of teh kewl!
Moar plasies foar me to runz mah mouf.
YAY!
I plais possumz, snakee go awai.
PLz plz to goes awai……
I caint gitz to mah fraish gooooshefud!
O whadda hail,
*WHAP* WHAPITEE*
*POWNSE*
Oh hai Mawm. I killded dis snakee fer u!
Oh…teh innertubez wire?
Oh heheh. *runnin unner bed*
SOWWEE!
Does anyone here have a cat who actually sleeps in this position? Given their bone and joint structure, it seems like laying with their limbs straight out like that would be kind of uncomfortable for them. If my cats sleep on their backs, they usually have their paws tucked up against their bellies.
onlee wun ob mai kittehs sleepz on her back. Her hind legs do stretch owt but nawt touch floor. Ai always assumed her legs dont touch floor becawz she iz…um…”floofie”. teh odder two kittehs r nawt floofie- but dont sleep on em’s bak.
Purrhaps Ragdoll kittehs can sleep completelee limp like dis?
Mah Buddy kitteh sumthymes sleeps berry similar tew dis.
Sawy to innerupt, Cheezpeeps. I haz a worry and a problem.
In past, when I c lol I wanna hab in mai picshures in mai profyle, I tried to favorite it butt nawt can do coz I gots Fyrefocks. So I r copied picshure and nawt notice dat it now say I maek da picshure. I NOT!!! I ony COPY!!! Ebyting in mai profyle r COPIED!!!
I say so in cawmints and West River rat r beri kind to try to halp stoopy POC. He say what to do but it nawt werk coz POC r STOOPY!! Now nawt no what to do…
oh hai,
if u luk bowt 3 or 4 linez under deh pixor, it sez hoo maded deh lol….. in dis case it b Mikki2, and sinsit b bloo it b a linkd tu her/hiz profile. Klik on it and it takez u tu dehre profile and den klikking on deh Lolz tab adn u shud b ablol tu finding deh lol. klik on it, dehn u shud b ablol tu favoriting it!!!
poor girrly!! my teechr has teh fyrefox, and it being berry bad 2 him. i 2 thinked u mades teh lolz dat u favored, but urs r is awesome 2!!
if ceed snakees i no runs aways from it!
snakees r frens
les dey eated ur fren, dat no b gud then
stay ways from hungee snakees
dats my words
Datz gud adviec, aifinkso.
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Iz yew new to postin heer, Animagus? Ai duzzint fink ai haz seed yew befoar…
Welkum to ICHC!
*extends floofee paw in frendship*
Ohhai! Hang on. I go try…
I goes to Mikki2’s profyle and I fines de lol. I kilcky on lol nd it… WERKS!! Ohai! It hab de rite credits and ebeyting!! I has a egg cited!!
Fank u, mai cween! Fank u! *POC grab cweenmj nd gibs her BIG hug!* Fank u! Later tonite I fixey my picshures so dey show da rite credits!! *POC skips away (quite a feet dat wif 4 paws!) singing*
Mittens had to be transferred out of the Copy Department for stress reasons. She now works in Loss Prevention.
Um, cweenjm? R u still here?
I tried to favorite a picshure dat say dunno source via lolcat builder but was captioned by esp1954 who hab a bloo. So I klicky on esp1954 but no can fine picshure in da profyle. Da address ob da lol r:
http://icanhascheezburger.com/page/3/
Can u halp me agin? Pleeze? Wif a cheezburger on top?
Ohhai! I forgots to say which picshure it r! Silly POC! It r “Scuze me pleeze.. Where de baffroom?”
I cant see esp1954z pagez at awl……. u mite try wut I due and fire up Internet Explorer tu favoriting deh lolz….
Ohai!
A blog fur mai skools, tu tayking mai cheezfrenz wif me, ai maked wun!
Ai finked lawng n hard abowt naymes, an fank peeps whu had teh ideeyas.
Iz heer: http://www.drtinycatsva.wordpress.com/ (ai hope linkee wurk)
Ai still getting cotted up awn noats frum tuday an teh day befoar tuday, but ai iz wurking awn it. Problee in moar deetail tahn ennywun gunna wanna reed, but iz otay, coz helping me tu habing fings cleer in hed, tu!
Otay, neggst set uv noats…
Whew, nawt toadally cotted up, but teh lab aminlol handling, medikul terminalology, an wyldlyf caer gunna haf tu waiting tu tumorro, if enuff fur wun day! Ai gunna fawl ober an luk lyk taht kitteh!
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Plz tu be telling me (ennywun whu dropping bai) if yu lyking oar nawt lyking oar whateber.
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Ai goes tu hab suppers nao. Ai nawt haz teh classis Fried-Eggs, but ai duz having fings tu du tumorro… but nawt awn weekend, so ai can playing, yay!
{{{cheezfrenz}}}
The cat’s human should place some stuffed badgers and mushrooms by that wire to keep the cat from being scared in the future.
LOL. Teh mushrooms wud maek mah Skimble bery bery happitayl. Dey iz himz favrit fud!
*kitteh plays dead…opens one eye ever so slightly* Is teh snake gone yet?
Thankfullee, az sune az Mittens wuz revivived, thems iymmeediaytelee fytted her wif korrektyve kontakt glassis, wich saived her frum enney fuuture unhappee misshapps liek tihs wun;
Adn yuu tuu kans benefitt frum tihs wunnerfull vishun offur:
Weez wil sendez tuu yuu, free ov chaurge, owr kullerfull brohshure, wich wil ihmpart tuu yuu awl teh rlly speshul serbices weez haz abailabul foar yuu:
Liek, owr purrsohnal Bank, wif wich yuu kans taike owt a loan tuu fynance yuur purrchases wif us, at rokk-bauddom interist ov oanley elebentey purr cehnt;
Adn menney moar uvver perks bees abailabul jes foar teh axking, at a rlly nohminal feee: soe jes axk:
Cawl Naow!!! Owr Operahturs ar waiyting, tuu fleece–
Ahem— Ai meen, tuu assyst yuu–Pleez tuu hav yuur crehdit caurds reddy!!!! KTHNXBAI
*looks suspiciously* Iz you as as sneakeh and confoosing as teh cheshirekitteh of Alice in Wonderland?
Ai AM teh Cheshire Kitteh ov Alyss iyn Wunnerlaynd!!!!!!
Oh i should’ve known..*watches as cheshirekitteh disappears and reappears one stripe at a time*
Is only mostly dead
*hands over a chocolate coated pill made by Miracle Max*
I wonder how long this takes…
i’ll fight you both together!
You just shook your head… doesn’t that make you happy?
Your steel, his strength, and my brain against 20 men,
and you think a little head jiggle is supposed to make me happy?
hmmmm?
tha chocolate coating makes it go down easier.
And, he shouldn’t go in swimming after for at least… an hour!
yeh…..a good hour
Humperdinck!
shut-up witch!!!
Humperdinck! Humperdinck! Humperdinck!
*holds hands over ears*
I’m not listening!
Humperdinck! Humperdinck!
♫♪♫Humperdinck! Humperdinck! Humperdinck! Humperdinck!
Humperdinck! Humperdinck! Humperdinck! Humperdinck!♫♪♫♫
Adn a “Beetlejuice” fur gud mesure!
EEEEEEEK!!!!
wot r u skreemin for?
she’s only sed it onse…
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♫♪♫Humperdinck! Humperdinck! Humperdinck! Humperdinck!
Humperdinck! Humperdinck! Humperdinck! Humperdinck!♫♪♫♫
inconceivable
maybe shoulda gone to Miracle Manx instead
U killeded mai father, u es-ooo-bee. Preparez 2 dai.
Ai kin haz tenshunz plz?!?
Mennee a peepz noez ‘bowt meh ICHC muuvee (yoo kin c detaylz at teh cheeztowncryer). Ober for peepz wished tu biin inkluudid inn teh muuvee sew far. Unfortunatelee Ai seem tew haz misplaced meh list nda awl Ai kin rekkamembir ob hoo joind bii Leeza-b, Upfi and zauberflote. If yoo haz siind up nda Ai haz forgottid yoo, plz tell mii az soon az yoo kin! Awlsew iff yoo hazint siined up butt yoo bii wishin tew teh klok b tikkin sew hurreee up!
Wii noa returnz tew yer reglar brodcastinged lol!
Awn teh sho Ai iz watshin dey shod a siin awn teh road dat sed “Bigfoot XING” Ai waz laffin hard wen Ai seeed eet!
If datz a Meezer bebeh, she prolly crossed eyeded adn thot she sawed 2 Nakes.
kitteh needz lazek!
Hay guise it’s a pillow!
iz thinkz u iz a wallzzz
LOLOLOLOL
ENGLISH. LEARN IT.
TROLL ALERTZ!!
Pleeze 2 plai neise.
SENSE OF HUMOR. GET ONE.
Ai kan’t reed dis.
Cud sumbudy plz tranzlate?
write for help with illiteracy?
Jackpot…
How dramatic!
oh em gee….. pour ketteh…… hopfulleh et well get contaktz and shee bettr…..