Talk to da paws cuz da face iz asleep.
even wen i iz awake, u shud talk 2 mah hand.
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: Elizabethrose
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Srsly kyoot kitteh. Srsly!!
*SPLORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT!*
Yu betcha, Cap’n! Tihs iz wan SIRIUSLII Qte kittoon awlryte!
So’z teh rest uv teh kitteh!
ok — nao poynty enz
Splort alert! Pinky pinky toe pads!
Pinky-pinky-toe-padz!!!
caper caper caper prans!!!
I lubz deh pinky-toe-padz dans!!
I joyns yoo, mah kween!
*caper caper prantz prantz*
Oh, those ar kyoot pinkee toepads! *luks at toepads, luks away, titens CHRG*
*joynz cweenmj an gremlin*
*caper caper pranse pranse*
♫Pinkee-pinkee-toe-padz!!♫
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An teh obbligatoree Lament!
Where, o Where iz LuvBJones??????
MA CHRG!!!! Ware IS My CHRG! SPLORTTTTTTTTTT!
to late
Oh, deer, heer cumz teh CCC
*sweep up Catslave’s branes an rinse dem wiv spring water*
*pakk dem bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklitt possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
fank you Annipuss. Ewe ia a verry nize Cheezpeep! ewe and I can go to the ty bowteek later on!
choklitt possum!!!1! Yummy!!1!
Gud morning Annipuss, Calicocoa, and Harry! now Iz going back 2 bed Iz 3 ay em here!
I needz to be doing wat Kitteh is doing!
Sleep tite! Mai dai iz juss beginnin!
having dreams of teh
Jazz hands!
pop!JAZZ HANDS
Ai gotz on mai Joe Jorj Jetzin Elebentee Sumpfin Goggles cuz dis be a berry danjrus plaz latlee. Wut wif doez pinkee toez showin, adn kitteh paw puncheez, adn xposed floofee bellehz, adn purrrten ded kittehz, whew!
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Adn ai kant eben stai to plai, cuz ai gotz a temp jawb 2 go 2. At lees itz sum $$, butt itz BORINGINGINGING. (hee hee, ai siad butt!)
Gud luck findin teh real jobbie-job! Cereally!
SPLORT!
Uh-oh… braynz ebryware.
*hmmmmmmmmmmmmm*
*d’B Labs Hybrid Low-Emission CCC arrives just in time*
*scooooooop up the braynz*
*sweep sweep sweep up the litle peeces*
*carefully arrange back in teh braynium*
*attach top of skull*
*ooops, attach top of skull right way around*
*fwip fwip fwip wif teh duck tape*
there! all back in place!
*wraps lyanthya in fluffly blanket wif table of logarivms printed awn it*
here, sip awn this hawt chawklit and talk to this baby possum for a while. nawt to be looking at the picshur until yew has recovered, and then only in short glimpses. k?
Oh deer!!!Lyanthya!!! u ben laying heer splorted awl over fur agez…
*draggingz in deh CCC
*rummij, rummij rummij!!
*findz scraypifyer
Now i just scraypify awl deh dryed braynezez up intu dis bowl heer.
*scraype deh floor,
*scraype deh keeboard
*scraype deh monitor
*scraype deh wallz
*scraype deh winderz
*rummij, rummij, rummij
I got sum nice sparkley wadder tu kleenify and rehydraytify dem.
*porez wadder awl over deh dryd braynezez.
Luk! dey got awl kleen and fluufee.
Now i pak dem bak intu deh hed.
*tuk tuk tuk
*replayce deh hed bonez.
*pull deh CHRG on nice and snug.
U’ll liking dis wun, it haz pritty liddlol sheepz on it.
*gitz a nice hot cuppa tee and handz it tu lyanthya along wif
*a chokklit possum
Tuk up in dis nice floofee blankee and rest a wiyle.
oh, darn….. I typez tu slow…. Fleep, u beeted mii tu it!!
that’z ok. according to teh department uv redundancy department, habing two splort rescyoos is uzually appreshiated by the victim. yep, ai finkso.
Yes – two ar awlwauz WAY bedder than wun!
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An two such brilliant reskews ar teh best of awl!!
So, u saw a nownsmint tuther day, and u duzn’t member deh partikularz, adn u don’t noez witch lol it wuz on.
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U noez sumwunz kitty ben sik adn u wantz deh latest update, but u duzn’t have deh fayntest klew ware tu luk.
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U b wanting tu haz a cheezmeet adn wantz tu spredding deh werd, but don’t noez how tu git deh werd owt tu ebbree wun, cuz u only b online fur a few owerz a day.
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Wutz a peep tu dew???
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I tell u wut tu dew…. Chekk owt deh Cheez Town Cryer!!!!
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It b a plaic wair i will kollektify awl deh nownsmintz I kin and posting dem fur awl tu seeing. Uv korse, I kan’t spot awl deh nownsmintz, so if u wud like, u kin sending mii deh emayo at cweenmj@gmail.com and I will postifying it. U kin feel free tu b leeveing commintz on deh nownsmintz tu hep organizing fingz.
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I will postify ennyfing wifin reezun related tu deh ICHC kammunity. Such thingz as races, partyz, condition uf sick peepz adn sick petz, cheezmeetz, eventz, etc.
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I haz awlso ben movifying awl mai ICHC helperz adn map stuff frum mai blog tu deh Cheez Town Cryer. Dis will separating mai travel blog frum mai Cheez stuffz. Plz tu baring wif mii during deh moving and not tu habbing deh separashun angziy ettyz.
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Deh Cheez Town Cryer b at
http://www.cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com
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wii now returning u tu ur irregular commintz.
*handz deh anti splort goggles* use furr dy own purrtekshun.
ai lubs teh liddle swirlee nosie, and teh pinkiepinkie toesie pads wif teh blak shadoes, and teh kyoot liddle mouf, and teh floof….uh oh, and culd it be KALIKO? ai feel a SSPPLLOOORRTTTT coming on…..*UK fawls awf chayr, THUD on teh floor*
*wheeeoooooo wheeeeeooooo wheeeeooooo*
Cyoot Crash Cart cummin fru!
*sweepee sweeppeee sweeepppee up da braynz”
*washes da braynse in warm wadders tew make dem cleen again*
*pat patt patt da braynz bak intew da brayn bawks*
*adjust, pattee patt*
dere
*puts head bonez bak awn tew cober da braynz*
Usez lite purplol duck tayp tew hold da braynbawks tegevver*
QWAK!
Fangs Ms. Duck.
*puts a CHRG on rhsb*
*carefullee lifts up UK, wrapps UK inna cheezpeeps blankie*
Here, UK here beh sum applol cyder an nummy chokit brownies, fresh baked and still warm. An dont beh lukin at da cyoot til yew beh feline beddur!
Fan q , BDM! ai feels bedder, but naow must go du wut dis kitteh iz duing – ai jest gor hoem frum teh werk, and haz tew go bak in at 6:30 dis ebening fur anudder 12 hourzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…..
happitayl sleepeez, UK!
Tiny sleepin kitteh. If seen in the wild, may cause ded of kewt.
awww.. teh paws that refreshez.
paws wif liddle jelly bean toezes
Beeg whyte floofy kitteh slowly walks thro teh room wif her tayle hangin low. She makes hur way thro teh crowd an crawls unner teh bed wif teh dust bunnehs, curls up inna ball an cubbers hur fayse wif hur tayle.
{{{{{rhsb}}}}}
*pokes hed under teh bed*
*paw tap tap taps teh wite kitteh’d hed*
wot’s up???
**hed raises slitelee, eies haff-opuns**
I jes thot dat teh Pleh dayz wuz mostlee ober, but wun has sneeked up awn me an hit me lyk brik wall.
**eies cloze, hed goes bak down, an tayle cubbers it**
{{{rhsb}}}
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hisses at PLEH dai fur rhsb
*Runs under the bed and pats Red on the nose*
Boop?
*sneeks up awn Maus*
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*touches Maus’s noz*
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BOOP!
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*runsawaiwifqwikness!*
*leaves a saucer of creem (not whippeed) for rhsb*
ah, make her do her own work, I see, sort of a physio-therapy….thing, yesh?
Dan – Did yoo see Jamamakitty’s grate lol she made fur yoo??
d’ya mean the camel search team?
YUP!!!
Ai laffed a lot!!!
well, noes, I mean, why wud she has to whip it?
if there’s no one, er, I meen, nuffin to put it on??
well I guess there is Lucky….
you’ve never just gone and pounded something for hours and hours…….er, um…..wit a hammer.
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that didn’t help……wurked yer agressions out and in the process eradicated the deep-blue-funk.
how do u know?
*tilts hed, raizes i-brow*
dont u unobservant people notice the cats eyes are covered? it cant open them!!!
Awwwwwww
Kitten at grammas howse.
“No moar schmoos!”
Liddill Fuzzee Lump
cawzzez hebbee dootee ‘Sploart!’z.
Himz duz nawt knoez wye
Liddill Fuzzee Lump
creeyatez suddin spyke in saylez
ubz CHRGz
Hawt Choklit andz Urll
Gray Tee stawkz skyrawkitt andz
himz coodz nawtz cayr less
Jack.
YET another brilliant wun! ai reelee got teh warm fuzziez. {{{{{Jack}}}}}
“Oh noes! Kitteh has Michael Jackson nose?” “No, no, is ony cute spotz.” “Kthnx, good.”
Teh kewtnezz is killin me!
*Drops ded*
wuh woh!!* luks round fr halp*
here, i gives you nawt sekkind aid until CCC arribes
(i still no can haz licenz since i lost it in da skotch wiskey incident-teh wun where da botlols all got bork’d)
*fwipfwipfwip*
tendrilz titelee tie up da Sakee’z bwaynium.
unforchewnatelee, not all da bwaynes gotted put back, so Igor…
Thats pronounsed eye-gore!
my eyez…my beauiful eyez
oooo! Kitten attitude! Me like!
that is ssssssssssssssooooooooooooo funny !!!!!!!:0
once again!!!!! dont u notice that it cannot open its eyes! there are no eylids! it CANT open its eyes!!! AT ALL! im not kidding >:(
Doesn’t anybody notice that the nose is practically rotting off its face? His paws look off as well. That’s an abused and/or neglected cat. Someone needs to report that stupid cat owner to the authorities.
Probily sleepen on da camra
talk do da booteh cuz da handz off dutteh well b next…