So Iz punched him..
So Iz punched him.. Just liek dis.
heer iz anudder replay of ur punch.
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Iz arrived when no kommintz shown, butt cudn’t find out haow to comment. Signed on, though obv. not Pressed by teh Wurd.
Besides, freeked a bit, mind froz a bit. Choice wasd goin 2 be sunthin leik
“Yu know Iz can seez you in der, don’t U?
Open teh door alreddy!
u just clik on ‘no comments’… next time Angelwaits… next time!
Ai thot Ai trided dat…. TThanx for teh info. Thot Ai mite hav had mai nawt-second nawt-second!
CHEEZBUGGA! CHEEZBUGGA! No Coke;. . . PEPSI!
–Belushi SNL 1975
Oof!
Nooooes! Ai diddunt meen it!
hiya lya, hows life in the land o’ wool.
Iz kold an wet heer. Ai donut sees teh sheeps mutsh, but Ai heers tehm an Ai eets tehm.
Ai tries agen… ICHC nawt lykin me tudae.
Aiz oteh. Ai donut sees teh sheeps mutsh, but Ai heers tehm an Ai eets tehm.
LY!!
Happy Gnu Ear!!!
How u doin!!
I finkso ub u ebbreh day.
Ohai, Kafleen!
Ai missez yu! Reelee, Ai duz!
*snif*
*Hugz teh donkee*
ICHC nawt wunt me tu tok tu yu. Aiz sorree.
Doan wanna mess wiv Spike teh cat.
Boop!!
Ow! Dat hurt!
Hey, Cween! Wanna go to de Ty-booteek?? Ai wanna see whu new stuff dey haz.
oh, u bet!!! K’mon!!
*opunz deh door.
*Jinglol!! dat b deh bell on deh door.
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ooooo. Luk!! i see dey haz deh kitty lampz!!!
ai wants a snoglobe. keep seein em here just neber got one yet.
OOH pretty….
Oh yesh! ai wud liek a snoglobe tew! shakey, shakey…sparklee!
Pow! To the kisser!
U mess wif teh kitteh,
U gets a mitten in teh kisser.
U wants anudder nukkle sammich?
Wudnt dat be “claws sammich”?
2 da moon, Allus!
Biff!!
Buffy!
lol PUNCH!
Not so lol actually….*looks at black and blue eyes*
Hao wud u liek anudder Tabby Punch?
Or a hertz donut?
hmmm…I’ll juss take a generic donut.
Kthx.
Ai kin haz Krispy Kreme?
I’ll gib u five gud reesons why u no can has.
1..
2..
3..
4..
*YOINK*
Make mine a Krispee Kreme!
Iz 6-way macrimay? Conga ratz, y’awl.
Nayme your drinkies, prefurred entertainment.
Hay ebreewun! Ai brung peetsa! Sum begematarian, sum peproni. Halp urselbs!
but I want sossige mushroom and onyun!
sure u dont has one of those? huh? huh?
Um, heer’s a peec ob onyun taht wuz awn teh peproni by mistake.
Adn ders mushrooms on teh begematarian.
Sheesh! Sum peeps R teh pickee!
well it never hurtz to ax!
now I has IRL hungry, guess I bettah go eet dinner!
Bone appetit!
same here, unfortunately my face is still partly numb. So eating is potentially perilous.
Suck it up, Dan!
troo!
U just has to has liquid dinners.
Accessabul from teh un-numb sied of ur mouth.
and promply drool it right back out.
Soundz lyk wen I had my wizdum teefs owt.
Tryin 2 drink ginger ale nawt eezy, speshully wen u iz numb to ur nose!
NAwt Fun. Ai hadded awl 4 uf mai wisdum teefs remobed inna saem dai. Dr Sadist uzed teh hammur and chislol tu pry them out.
Awl 4 of mine wuz impackted, so dey awl come owt same day.
Shortly after I woked up, I started cryin. Freeked mahm plum owt. I cudnt tawlk but cud nod/shake my hed. Nawt ablol to figger owt why I wuz cryin, mahm got nurse.
Nurse came bak an axked, “Wuz u skeered b4 goin under?” YESH!!!! I nodded.
Nurse sed dat asplayned it.
Hay! Saem heer! (‘Cept 3 teefs.) So dey gabed mii a shot of sumfing in teh toosh, n awl wuz well!
Befoar or aftur surjeree?
Befoar surjeree, I wuz luukin at door finkin abowt makin a run foar it. Did same fing befoar nawt-sekkund weddin.
Shudda run bofe times.
After. Woek up crying. Shot in toosh. Den awl gud. Den 3 days of Percodan. Ai can sertainlee see haow dat cud be addictib.
same here with morphine. ’twas after back surgery. only had it the once, but I UNDERSTAND how people get addicted to it.
Percodan made me soooo sick.
Now wen teh dermatolologist remooves ennyfing, I axk foar Vicodin.
Ai onlee gawt teh novacaine when they took mine out. Ai was wake and had tu listen tu teh whole fing.
Aww, WWr. Heer, hazza big glass ob Kananadian beer.
I almoas woked up durin mien.
I remember fadin in, an heerin teh oral surjin say “dats teh last wun” so I thot “Oh him nawt dun yet” an faded bak owt.
I was out teh hole time.
When I woked up, I sed, when u gonna start?
Ohai RHSB — Ai wuz teh cryin before mah wun wisdum toof waz removed. Woke up (wuz shot? don reecall) an wuz stil cryin!
Haz found dentist whu offers teh nightrous ox hide. Maeks me all happeh (aka laffing gas).
Is dat teh moos hed beer? WANT pls thx
Yash! Moos hed bees Kananadian. Heer, hab a 6-pak.
When mai wizdumb teef got pulled, dey put meh under enuf sew ai nawt kan moob or tawk, butt (heheheh) nawt enuf dat ai nawt feel. Eet waz da OWIE!
well u has to tilt ur hed back!
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pretend ur a turkee in teh rane.
Hay Leeza! Der’s a nad fur catnip sossij on teh paje naow! Want mii to getting yoo wun?
Plz nawt to drowning yerself tho.
I would say “sweep the kitches”, but I would spend forever picking the hairy little fishes, mushrooms, shrimps, and cucumbers (I’ve seen it done……yick), before I could eat the thing.
omg r u serious???
ew ew ew ew ew ew
I has done a barmat shooter, but there’s alkohol in that to kill enny gurms!
that is what a local pizza joint calls the super-supreme pizza.
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I reeely need to get to Louisville, assuming Wicks is still there.
And coming up this seesun on Lifetime…
“Whare Not To Eet”
hosted by teh one and onlee stagehandhan!
I try to remember the good places. and Wicks Pizza in Louisville KY is one of the best I’ve ever had. Cunninghams for the fish sammich, it was near the scene shop.
U shud try Charlie’s in Lexington foar a fish sammich. Gud!
Teh fishee iz TWICE teh size of teh bun!
Louisville?!?! Duz u kno how to pronownse it rite?
I could find owt foar u.
Did u has appoyntment 2day, Dan? I thot wuz 2morro.
Speekin of fuds, I nawt lyk budder dat duzznt melt.
Jes sayin.
I cud eet butteh rite out of teh frig.
*snerk*
*hedbats Dan agin*
I’ll take Dan’s mushrooms!
R dey teh portabella?
If so, awl teh beddur!
R dey teh morrels? Ai wish wuz wrms so ai cud go luks for sum.
Teh morrel ov teh storee iz…
Doan stepps in teh shiitake.
*faispaw*
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*hedesk*
Dey’s portabella ifn yu takes dem sumwares!
Fank gudness dis iz teh interwebs. I can eets it awl heer.
Oh 4.5, u eben hab sum wif wheet crust! Mah faborite!
Fank yew muchly.
*wipes chin, and feelz embarassed fur tawkin wif mah mouf full*
Welkums! Heer, has moar! Ai’m going bak for firds!
Fankths.
*darnnit – ware duz mah manners go wen I sees pizza?*
new lol? huh?
*has a confoozled*
*offers gammacat a martoonie* Here dis makes you feel bedder aifinkso
fanke zaffy21!
*daintlee sips martoonie*
ooooh! nommy!
I feels more relaxed already!
Iz u foar hire, kitteh? I mite has job foar u.
Purrtekshun kitteh purtekts you from annoying peoplols….
**starts writin liszt**
Heer, dat will get u started.
*looks over list* I can have this done in a week, in the meantime come up with others
If I nawt come up wif moar by teh end of teh week, jest start at teh tawp agin, ‘k?
is U gonna make an offah that the kitteh can’t refooze
Den I bited his ear off. An he was all like “oh noes!” and I’m all like “Oh yes!”
Oh my!
Awww – himz too kyoot to be teh Mike Tyson kitteh!
See Leeza? It cud be worser!
Mike Tyson cud neber b az kyoot as dis kitteh.
Bettah purrsonality, too.
*sniffs*
You cannot re-enter the park without a paw stamp.
kitteh is gettin ready fur the safari park! will u b there D.R. ? i has been hired tew cateur!
Oo! Oo! I be there, yes.
Safari and noms?
Wat’s nawt to liek?
I’ll car pool wif D.R.
Woohoo!
Ohai, eberywun!
Enny Puddle of Mudd fans heer? Dey wuz awn my sope opurra recentlee an I thotso teh leed singur wuz kinda hawt.
Teh myoosick nawt bad ethur.
OOO I lubs Puddle of Mudd! You bees very lucky rhsb!
Oh, I nawt AWN teh sope opurra. I wuz jes watchin it.
Nawt bad view, tho, even if it nawt in purrson. KWIM?
heehee…not bad view at all =D
Wut sope opurra?
One Life to Live.
Him wuz awn rite befoar teh Noo Year.
Rex iz teh yummeh, aifinkso.
almost flattened him coming out of his bus, and high-fived him on his way to the stage. and I had no idea who it was at the time.
One of your menny brushes wif fame, Dan?
yer boi in on. CSI: NY
Ware?!?!?
Ooh, just fownded him.
I’m cornfyoozed. Did tehy chanj nites oar sumfin?
Talk dirty to me, Lieutenant Dan!
mud…..mulch.
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compost.
Nawt eggzackly wut I had in mynd, but hey….it MITE work!
Wii gonna haz a necktie pardee
Mr hansum strangur.
U gonna bee teh guest uf honur
Mr hansum stangur
**hazza cornfyoozed**
Wut?
ifinkso this wud involve someone ending up under six feets of dirts.
Izza sawng frum westrun comedee. Ai nawt member if wuz Don Knotts oar Gene Wilder dat starred. mebbee bof
Hay rhsb, has yoo seen teh bersion of “Of Mices n Mens” wif him innit? Iz teh gud! Butt for sum reezin, ai donut liek him so much in CSI. *duks n hieds*
Nope.
Basically, I likes him foar hiz ora…aura…. voyse talents.
Ifinkso him duz voyse-ober foar a militaree commershul, too.
“Voyce talents”. Hmm. Nebber herd it called dat befoar.
oh…….my. The places I could take that one.
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must resist impulse
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must resist
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must
Why u finkso I changed from oral to voyse?
*gigglol*
noes axidentlol inappropreeyat humur frum rhsb!
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olnee de intenshunal kinds!
*giglol* yew sed butt.
snerk!!
Teh goggie waz nebber de saem aftur dat.
Dat waz teh lass tiem teh goggie eber tried to sniff unner a kitteh tayl.
*too confuzzled by teh fakt dat dis lol wuz earlee*
*pew pew!*
Ricky kitteh will go teh distanse!!
ROCKY… Rocky kitteh…
Adrian…..
I warned hims.
He gotted wat he dezerbed.
don’t mess wid kitteh
I had warnded himz
Dis iz gonna hurt u
moar den iz gonna hurt meh.
YOU warned him…….
sum goggies never learn.
Dey gots teh memry ov a gold fishee.
Teh weenie lerned, but only aftur Josie smaked hur cross teh fayse!
So Dan, u wanna trade doctor appoyntymints 2morro?
I cud use sum nitrous.
U juss need to go to bettah partees.
BYOBalloon.
truthfully, I prefer nitrous inna engine.
.
make heap big power.
**duz best Tim teh Toolman impresshun**
Moar power! Arrghgh-aargh–arrgh!
Mah sweetie habs nitrous on hims motorcycle.
Has it wired so when he pushes teh horn button,
teh nitrous kicks in.
no thank you, I think 108 horsepower on two wheels is plenty. for me at least.
bak bak bak baKAW!
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Wat cud possibly go wrong?
Fay-maus fruvest frum nawt sekkond werds.
kitteh is playing on hiz new WII gamez, iz a fight on teh hockee game
Ruff n Tuff yew go boy! woot!
Fist bump kitteh wantz to bump fists wif yew!
Dat’s one kool kitteh.
But just lawng enuf foar teh pointee endz tu snag ur cheezburger.
*yoink*
?
Rock ‘em Sock ‘em Kittehs.
Ohai, WRr! Hao ur nite goin?
Hao teh partee plannin goin? Ennyfing I shud kno abowt?
Ultimate Fighting Kitteh wins again.
Has U wundered whut Ur kitteh does all nite?
http://www.todaysbigthing.com/2008/10/09
Oh taht is GUD!
I fink dats whut mah kittehz does 2
boff sleeps wid me
on mah head/shoulder and deh odder near mah feet
Ai can has up to 4 kittehs in bed wif mii. Sumtimes ai wakes up to hissing n growling, sumtimes dey is awl snoring awai!
aren’t U curious what demz does all nite after seeing dis video?
So, whar’s teh point-faiv kitteh?
WIN!
re mynds meh ub Simons Cat “cat-man-do”
Inny kitteh owt der!!! imoan de eass coss. awl thees comments arr lik sew pass tens bye teh tyme iz reed dems, how cans i ebber joine teh conservation?? Feels lik i m libbing n twilight zone. Write now, write heer, thyme is 0820 pm. enny boddie out der??
Donut being fooled by teh tiems on yer posts (or enny posts, fur dat maddur). Teh tiem on teh posts is Hawaii tiem — and dere iz pplz arownd nao. Itz 9:11pm EST az ai types dis.
Oh, kittehs alweyz start goin off bout there fiting ecksploitz after they’v dun too much catnip.
**wayves floofy paw**
TTFN moi fromage-amis!
i hasta go home an exercise
*fist bumps kitteh*
AAAARRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!
NOOOOO!!!!!
Ohai rhsb how beez U tonight
did U haz a bad dream?
:notices rhsb’s bottlol brush tayl
Yesh, I had bad dreem an nawt eben sleepin!
Wal-Mart commershul……it wuz awful……bad actors singin “We Will Rock You”….
Freddie must be rolling in his grave right aout now.
**sobs**
Mercury?
**sobs**
Yesh. Freddie Mercury.
**sobs sum moar**
I needz bleech foar my eers an brane nao.
it beez OK, don’t cry
:switches of deh TV
no wants deh stoopee idiot box
**snif**
I had teh moast lubly eerwurm too, erlyur.
I wuz lissenin to my Eric Clapton cd an “Let it Grow” wuz playin. Beyootiful sawng!
Nao I gots horriblol vershun of “We Will Rock You” in dere.
Did U see deh the linkie I posted earlier is quite funny
Onose! Ai see dat commurshul tew! Ai wants tew leep frew teh TV an innurdewcde them tew mai liddlol frenz! Yew find a partee dress yet, rhsb?
**sitz beesyde rhsb an sobz tew**
Nope. Wunner wut color I shud ware? Bloo? Red? Blak?
Yewz ah redheed, rite?
yesh.
whut is Ur favorit color?
Bloo.
so dat’s whut U shud wear
I luvs bloo too
an also red
an sum shaydes of green
Duz u kno wut UK (Unibersity of KY) bloo iz?
Iz purty shade of royal bloo. I lykes it an also cobalt.
yes that is a purty shayde of bloo
I jus chekked it online
the royal bloo iz mai faborite kolor! ai uze iroyal bloo, blak, and wite az show kolors wen ai show mai horse…her iz buckskin (gold-tan wif blak mane and tayl and legs) and teh royal bloo luuks gud awn her
Bloo iz mai favrit culor tew!
Mii free!
we r playing teh favrit color game?
hoo sed red?
Wii tryin to figger owt wat I’m warin to my Singlol Agin partee.
Wut abowt short, tite an reveelin?
Wif hi-hi heels?
oh dats easy.
ware a color that will make ur eyez stand out!
Are U shure mawm wud approve?
Eye colur depenz awn wat I’m warin. Sumtimes dey look moar bloo. Sumtimes dey luuk moar green.
Cobalt mite make teh bloo reelee “pop” so wud be gud choyse?
Mahm will get ober it.
espeshully if U takes her shawping wid Uz
fur deh dress
Well dis gonna be my “Singlol Agin an Bak Onna Market” partee, so I gotta see if enny innerest is genuraytid.
me too.
ackshully I’m not sure that’s really it.
I fink they r in teh process of changin from bloo to green.
Anyways, I find taht the opposite colors is teh one that works best.
Those wud be red and orange.
red is teh opposite of green
orange is teh opposite of bloo.
coloristicallee speeking, of corse.
Urs is changin to green?
Orinj iz nawt gud color foar me.
2_k, WRr iz gonna try to get Nikklolbak to come to partee so I gots to be ablol to danse in my dress.
How bout a bloo halter neck wid a voluminous skirt
so Uz will luk purty when U swirls
which jus hits U above deh knee
Gud eyedea, but I dunno hao musch swirlin I gonna be doin.
Nikklolbak nawt “swirlin” kinda groop.
Bloo and red are mah favorite colors
depending on my mood..
hey leeza, here’s one for you and you especially.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jA9o2cx413M
oh dan how sweet! ♥
until tehy started talking about eeting them….
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Did u see this one?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBwQQcL7UXI&feature=related
Leeza – U beddur tayle ur KY relatibs to stawp runnin in frunt of my car, oar dey iz gonna meet dere maykur!
I nawt wreckin my car ober a skwirlol.
wale, u just shud drive sew fasty that u can’t slow down when u sees one by teh rode!
U has to be teh alert!
It cud be a kitteh as easy as a skwirrl! Fink about that!
I has teh hevvee foot az it iz!
I dribe 70 awn 60, ware teh speed limmit is 55. Also, I has been known to yell at teh slowpokes in frunt of me “33 iz teh name of the rode, NAWT teh speed limmit!”
shud shud not
.
ackshully that’s one of my biggest fears.. I wud hate to hit an aminol, of any kind.. *shudder*
I hit a possum onse and that was bad enuf!
Hate to think wot it wud be liek to hit a reel aminol!
My mahm hit a bunny wunse, teh nite befoar Eestur. I cryed.
I try to nawt hit animlols (espeshullee wuns bigger tehn my car), but teh skwirlols seem to has teh deth wish latelee.
yup, I had one run out in front of me last week.
silleh fing.
But tehy stays off the hiways, so I can go fasty fasty fast, I just trys to go a littul slower in my nayborhood.
Dere iz rode in Frankfort called Teh Connecktor, cuz it connecks teh West side to teh East side. Iz 2 lanes eech way an speed limmit iz 55 (so I duz abowt 65-70).
Teh deer awn dat rode iz teh BAD, speshully inna Fall. I haz seen menny ded wuns awn it.
I almoast hitted deer abowt 2-3 munths ago. Skeered teh stuffins outta me. It wudda keeled my car.
ahm sure all y’all remember the squirrel grenade. yes?
**tries to fink**
Nope. But tehn agin, I nawt sleepd gud last nite an my brane iz fryed frum werk. Pleh!
mais oui, cherie.
how could oui forget?
okay red…..here goes. the squirrel grenade
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1060580/posts
OMCC!!!
Dan, did you write that? It sure sounded lyk u..
shud I ask if she’s herd teh camel walk?
*innosent luk*
Ohai…nao ai hab da earwurm…wat iz da tune dey uzes for da sqwirel song, pleez?
heya OL, it is from a Beastie Boys song, Girls if I remember correctly.
My brane is fryed an my eies feel lyk sandpaper…
Jes sayin.
Ohai cheezpeepz! Ai wuz tryin to reed teh commints an reez pond appropree, ap pro pree ut, um, um,reezpon right, and ai jist gibbed up. Mai liddlol brayne is fryud, ben lukin at cawlidge stuffz wif teh dotter.
Sew here goes… ai lubs morrels, found sum owtsyde mai awfice, hadda git mai fren hoo nose dis stuff tew confirm, butt dey wur teh deelishus!
Ai can nawt ‘membur teh rest ov my relavunt commints. Duz enneewun hab teh fren ai kin contakt named ProZack?
Awlsew, my imposition, lemme show yew, duz enneewun know eneefing bad (oar good, iz my wai tew assume teh wurst) abowt St. Andrews Cawlidge in Norf Kare-o-lyna?
Ohai, parrothead!
Ai haz noe answers fur yew — jus wanned to say “ohai.”
Ohai nightshayne! Ai nawt reelee need ansurs, mai brayne iz jist stuk in ‘git infurmashun’ mode. Yur abatar iz teh predee! Mai dotter got PJ’s fur Krissmus wif Ohai Kitteh on dem, an ai fote ov yew!
Ai got teh Hello Kitteh pj pantz — dey iz MOAST cumfy.
Wut kulur did yer dotter get? Duz dey haz fuzzyness?
ohai parrothed, I knows nothin of St. Andrews, but of teh town itz in Laurinburg, I can tells u itz in kind of a middle-uv-nowhare part of teh state.. just owtside of Rockingham.
I can ask arownd to see if anyone has heard anyfing. Seein that I’m in NC and all.
I went to Lenoir Rhyne for a couple of years, wich wud be teh Lutheran ekwivalent, prolly, of St. Andrews, and I really luvved it.
Small skool, everyone noo each other, I really lieked that.
The opponent must have been KO after that one!
Kyute Overloaded?
TKO – Totally Kyute Overload
**nightshayde** sawree ai spelud yur naym rong. **sadtyredfais**
Itz teh OK, parrothead! Jus donut call meh layte fur dinnur (or martoonies).
“I float like a butterfly and sting like a bee. You can’t beat the greatest because I am Muhammad Kitty”
nice one.
Gorgeous kitty, luvverly photo. Worthy of the next (?!) edition of the Cheezeburger chronicals…
Gud nite, Cheezpeeps! Itz tiem fur meh to going hoam. Ai iz fightin teh minor pleh — hoap it duzzint turning into a major pleh (or eben a sergeant pleh).
*waevs floofee paw on teh way owt*
POW RIGHT IN THE KISSER
POW RIGHT IN THE KISSER
POW RIGHT IN THE KISSER
POW RIGHT IN THE KISSER
POW RIGHT IN THE KISSER
POW RIGHT IN THE KISSER
Taek it liek a goggie.
Family guy.
Eye of teh tygier kitteh, ey of teh tygier!
Diz kitteh iz teh dedlee sirius. No jokin aroun, dat kitteh is not playin gaymez witchoo.
Iz preferez peace
That’ll show ‘em.
He’s a real ally cat!
and den i shed … DOONT MESH WIF MAI CHEEZ BURGER and den i punchted hem agen…
it says so IZ punched him instead of I punched him